There’s no point wasting an hour in the ugliest character creator of all video games haha… not like you even look at your characters face all that much anyway
@@adventurous_soles9899 the first patch had some quicker skips and the dlc wasn’t out yet so it was a lot different. The first with current patch was probably like 2 hours+ lol.
Yeah, same. Dark Souls has 3 parts yet Bloodborne only gets one despite being so popular and easily one of the most liked FromSoftware games. Doesn't make sense to me, lol
The most insane part of this is that this dude says it’s “not that hard to get sub 1 hour” and then follows it up with “sub 59 is quite tough”. The fact that even a minimum of ONE MINUTE changes it from not that hard to quite tough is beyond the scope of imagining how hard it is to do this. Major props
PogU. This could be even sub 59 if he had swedist RNG at micolash. But still very impressive. Finally the all bosses speed run for BB becomes sub 1 hour
Bloodborne is one of my all time favorite games. I've not watched any videos on or explored any wall/skip glitches myself. So seeing those for this game for the first time is hilarious. lol Thanks for sharing! The emergence of the infinite ammo glitch brought me here. (Shout out to user Moment)
watching this after Elden ring, Dist has calmed down so much even in six months. Proud of him, hes matured a lot. Rarely do you hear him mald anymore imo
@@philosoph1801 I mean, most people want something they're just not willing to put the time in for. He at least put in enough time to get a WR. Not many people could do that!
Im just so astounded that what took you a mere collection of minutes took me hours and hours of my life… Of course i am talking about the wolf gate skip.
Amazing Run! This is by far my favorite souls game, and it's really interesting to see all the places I haven't explored and levels beaten in just a matter of minutes. For me, it took hours, lmao
Everyone always complained that Maria was one of the coolest bosses but also too easy/short of a fight. Now it’s the longest and hardest fight in the game!
Congratulations on the WR, I have been trying to get that gate clip at the beginning for so long. You made it look flawless!!! I think I sat there for 4-5 hours one time trying to get it.
He isn't perfect at it. You don't see how many times speedrunners reset just to get a decent time for the skip on their stream. Usually he has to reset the wolf skip 3-4 times or more before the run really begins
@@bossedup957 well if this video is anything to go by, he will slaughter that punanrey with calculated disregard.. and be done quicker than most people thought possible... might even set a world record 🤔
Thank god you’re an actual normal person. I swear whenever I try to watch speed runs of dark souls and bloodbourne these dudes say the weirdest shit. So bad I can’t even watch. So thanks lmao
it’s so funny seeing comments either mad that the run uses the in game timer so “it’s not sub-hour”, it uses glitches in a non-glitchless run and the cannon glitch. if you don’t like speedruns cause they “ruin the game”, watch a playthrough. if you don’t like the glitches, watch a GLITCHLESS run. the cannon glitch is really good and crazy fast which is what you want in a SPEEDRUN. it’s just crazy that people will throw themselves at stuff they don’t like and complain that much.
Ladder clip stops the game from updating your stored position. Meaning when you quit out and reload it will put you back at that ladder, instead of your real position from where you quit out.
Lmao involuntary sit down! Say, I always notice that the unwanted emotes caused by dualshock movements always seem to be the same. I remember having this very brief celebration happen to me. Would it be feasible to customize it during some dead times? That way the animation is much shorter
i remember how dist said he wants to include the title worlds first just atleast one time, because he thinks that world firsts and such are so stupid xD. i remember he said he wants to try no hit in elden ring and wants to claim worlds first just to show how stupid the achievement is and how it means nothing :D. but congrats nethertheless dist!!!! you always amaze me with these runs. and i cant wait for many more!
Hey really enjoy the videos and the pure skill. I am wondering why it's necessary to pick up the "tiny tonitrus" I didnt see him use it on any bosses; just wondering what the purpose of it is. Thank you
@@nonbinarysunset555 Actually it doesn't save that much time (because you have to go all the way to get it and teleport back). He just cannot do use the Saw Cleaver to hit the squid head reliably through the door to kill it. After practicing a few times he gave up and chose to use Tiny Toni instead for consistency
The stream chat (including a few streamers): *suggested a bunch of clickbait titles* Dist2: *chose a super vanilla title* Me: "Not even all cap and 69 exclamation marks ffs" [This comment was added for the sake of algorithm]
friend- "bloodborne sounds interesting, how long does it take to finish"
me- "oh anywhere from 1hr to 200hrs"
It took me by playing with out speedruning 35
Thats with out the side bosses and dungeons and secret places a lot to explore amazing game 10\10 scary 😂
I went to every area and killed all the bosses in total it took about 140 hours
200 hours? I beat it first playthrough in like 30, and that's with getting stuck on Ebietras for like 4 hours
@@rparqer DLC incluyed ? Also, i can see someone spending a lot of hours if they start to play chalice like a sick man
Larxa: We have 1 hour before going back from Belgium.
Dist: Ok, let me kill all bosses in Bloodborne real quick.
Considering it normally takes me an hour and a half to get my character to look the way I want this is definitely one hell of an achievement lmao.
Putting upwards of an hour in the character creation page is an achievement in itself
character creation is fun i don't blame you
calm down princess
There’s no point wasting an hour in the ugliest character creator of all video games haha… not like you even look at your characters face all that much anyway
Sub 1hr Souls Game All Bosses world record AND big chicken breasts? Bro you are winning today!
Congratulations, imagine 5 years ago someone saying that a sub 1 hour record would be achieved with the cannon only in the future lol.
Hmmm... I wonder who could do a crazy build and preparation to kill all bosses with this new glitch and then upload it to TH-cam...
What was the first speed run record? Do you know? Crazy how far it's come.
@@adventurous_soles9899 the first patch had some quicker skips and the dlc wasn’t out yet so it was a lot different. The first with current patch was probably like 2 hours+ lol.
Ray I hope to see "Cannon glitch vs all bosses Ng" and "Cannon glitch vs all bosses NG+6" on your channel 🤘💪🏼
Ray is here 😲
The atmosphere and the world of this game is so good. I really wish we could get a 2nd one.
Yeah, same. Dark Souls has 3 parts yet Bloodborne only gets one despite being so popular and easily one of the most liked FromSoftware games. Doesn't make sense to me, lol
Eventually we get one in the next years i think so
If there is one made without Miyazaki as main Director its gonna be DS2 all over again.
They will release this game for pc soon i think. And then some years later we will get BB2 but only as a PS5 exclusive i think
Bloodborne's story is over no need for a 2nd one
The most insane part of this is that this dude says it’s “not that hard to get sub 1 hour” and then follows it up with “sub 59 is quite tough”. The fact that even a minimum of ONE MINUTE changes it from not that hard to quite tough is beyond the scope of imagining how hard it is to do this. Major props
Disgustingly beautiful as always. You sir never cease to amaze me! =]
You calling a a guy sir and putting a smiley face is why ppl arent proud
Hats off to You, You absolute LEGEND. I wouldnt ever imagine something like this would be possible in ALL Bosses category. GGWP My guy
I guess this run answers the question "Could the bosses of Bloodborne defeat WW1 artillery?"
PogU. This could be even sub 59 if he had swedist RNG at micolash. But still very impressive. Finally the all bosses speed run for BB becomes sub 1 hour
Bloodborne is one of my all time favorite games. I've not watched any videos on or explored any wall/skip glitches myself. So seeing those for this game for the first time is hilarious. lol Thanks for sharing! The emergence of the infinite ammo glitch brought me here. (Shout out to user Moment)
watching this after Elden ring, Dist has calmed down so much even in six months. Proud of him, hes matured a lot. Rarely do you hear him mald anymore imo
Love to see dist getting WR. If only beta nemz38 was this dedicated.
Nemz be like: I want PB
Also Nemz: streams once every 8 years.
Who is that?
who?
Dude want‘s wr in DS3 but doesn‘t put the hours in
@@philosoph1801 I mean, most people want something they're just not willing to put the time in for. He at least put in enough time to get a WR. Not many people could do that!
Congratulations good Hoonter! Gotta say, I love how this glitch has seemingly reignited the speedrunning for BB.
Distortion you mad lad, you did it.
38:48 the complete Bloodborne experience
That shit had me cackling fr 😂
I literally just finished watching the 1:00.25 run and now this. We go again.
i clicked on this expecting it to be from like 2 or 3 years ago, glad to see this community is still alive
Im just so astounded that what took you a mere collection of minutes took me hours and hours of my life…
Of course i am talking about the wolf gate skip.
How fast can you complete Bloodborne?
Distortion2: YES
Tomorrow he’ll do sub 30 min at this rate
As the hair gets longer, the runs get shorter. Props Dist, you just GOAT’d Bloodborne.
Just finished getting the Plat for Bloodborne... Seeing you do this, as fast as you did, is devastating. Hard work and practice pays off, great job!
Shoutouts to Moment for discovering the new glitch
Wait, new glitches?! I don't need sleep, I need answers!
He did it. The beautiful bastard did it. Good job Dist. Congrats on the sub 1 hour.
DIST IS PISSED
Amazing Run! This is by far my favorite souls game, and it's really interesting to see all the places I haven't explored and levels beaten in just a matter of minutes. For me, it took hours, lmao
It took me 5 years to get all bosses.
@@mickshi279 ?
its your favorite souls game and you have yet to explore all the areas?
@@kiyosh1199 That's possible. Don't have to 100% a game to say it's your favorite.
@@sairentoeko 100% and exploring all areas is certainly different.
I‘m from the future and this big upcoming game called Elden Ring…the most massive FromSoft game ever….he just beat it in under 10 minutes…
Everyone always complained that Maria was one of the coolest bosses but also too easy/short of a fight. Now it’s the longest and hardest fight in the game!
"Stored roll of the ass" Yup, it's going to be a WR. Congrats Dist!
5:49 imagine if he died there , this run would not exist
Congratulations on the WR, I have been trying to get that gate clip at the beginning for so long. You made it look flawless!!! I think I sat there for 4-5 hours one time trying to get it.
Spent all that time trying to clip through a game. Man you need to get some 🐈
He isn't perfect at it. You don't see how many times speedrunners reset just to get a decent time for the skip on their stream. Usually he has to reset the wolf skip 3-4 times or more before the run really begins
@@bossedup957 if it surprises you that some people can have interests or hobbies that don't pertain to having sex I dunno what to tell you
@@bossedup957 at least he takes time to learn and play a game instead of just watching a someone else play it for you
@@bossedup957 well if this video is anything to go by, he will slaughter that punanrey with calculated disregard.. and be done quicker than most people thought possible... might even set a world record 🤔
I never played the game and somehow its one of my favorites to watch..if it comes to PC ill get it for sure.
It really was a crime making it an exclusive
Dist: does anything
FoxSt3v3: “Let’s Move”
Thank god you’re an actual normal person. I swear whenever I try to watch speed runs of dark souls and bloodbourne these dudes say the weirdest shit. So bad I can’t even watch. So thanks lmao
This speedrun has changed so much since I last watched one
it’s so funny seeing comments either mad that the run uses the in game timer so “it’s not sub-hour”, it uses glitches in a non-glitchless run and the cannon glitch.
if you don’t like speedruns cause they “ruin the game”, watch a playthrough. if you don’t like the glitches, watch a GLITCHLESS run. the cannon glitch is really good and crazy fast which is what you want in a SPEEDRUN. it’s just crazy that people will throw themselves at stuff they don’t like and complain that much.
lmao just punching a guy in a wheelchair in the face. great run dude. that cannon glitch is absolutely hilarious
Distortion2: Kills every single boss in Bloodborne in under an hour
Me: Hasn't even got to Gascoigne in a complete hour
Lots of improvement to be made, as it always is with new routes! But this is a huge milestone and I’m very happy to see it
Well done Dude, congratulations on getting it first. can't wait to watch :)
Even bringing the time down a minute will take time it’s crazy every second counts bravo 👏🏽
Dude you’re awesome Dist!!!!! Congrats on the record!
how come the timer stopped when he quit out after the shadows fight, but not for the other times he quit out?
I think the timer is not actually what matters, iirc they use the in game time timer
25:15 can someone explain to me what he did wrong, I don't get it? What does quitting out there do?
It saves a couple seconds waiting for the bosses death animation.
My man burned this game down! Congrats!!
7 mins in and you're at the point I'm currently stuck at in my ~30 hour run. Mad!
Did ya beat em champ?
Congrats my dude. Under 1 hour is crazy
Good job dude, i had to leave the stream eatly but im glad i can watch this good run
Watching Orphan being destroyed that way was oddly satisfying.
What is the ladder clip/reload with the cleric beast fight? I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard of it until this and the previous video run.
Ladder clip stops the game from updating your stored position. Meaning when you quit out and reload it will put you back at that ladder, instead of your real position from where you quit out.
Thank you for guiding me I was lost and did not know where to go
Lmao involuntary sit down! Say, I always notice that the unwanted emotes caused by dualshock movements always seem to be the same. I remember having this very brief celebration happen to me. Would it be feasible to customize it during some dead times? That way the animation is much shorter
"What's that smell? ... The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick"
Waiting for the ymfah video now lol
How about a video on how to jump and teleport through rocks. I've tried it. It doesn't work for me.
My favourite distortion of all time
Absolute mad lad. Can't wait till you hit your next goal, whatever that ends up being.
Come on Summoning Salt, I know you are here...
Sub 1 hour with all the hiccups in the run...fecking amazing
she cared more about the chicken than the run lmao
Feel asleep while watching strim so cheers for uploading it
When was the wolf skip discovered? I've never seen any runner use it before now
sorry i know this is late... but i have a question.. why is josefka clinic back door open at the beginning? thanks in advance
How does the cannon thing work with that wack firerate and no bullets consumed? I've never seen Paarl get melted like that before...
Dist made a video about it couple days ago mate
Paarl always gets melted like that tf? Like if you have over a certain amount of damage, Paarl just can't get up after getting staggered.
It’s a cheat glitch
19:53 what is this? what happened to the cathedral district?
11:10 - 11:16
Me when a "cinephile" says Christopher Nolan is trash, so he can feel smart and special.
i remember how dist said he wants to include the title worlds first just atleast one time, because he thinks that world firsts and such are so stupid xD. i remember he said he wants to try no hit in elden ring and wants to claim worlds first just to show how stupid the achievement is and how it means nothing :D. but congrats nethertheless dist!!!! you always amaze me with these runs. and i cant wait for many more!
Hey really enjoy the videos and the pure skill. I am wondering why it's necessary to pick up the "tiny tonitrus" I didnt see him use it on any bosses; just wondering what the purpose of it is. Thank you
to murder the squid man in upper cathedral ward without actually going up and around. seems minor but its a big timesave
@@nonbinarysunset555 Actually it doesn't save that much time (because you have to go all the way to get it and teleport back). He just cannot do use the Saw Cleaver to hit the squid head reliably through the door to kill it. After practicing a few times he gave up and chose to use Tiny Toni instead for consistency
@@KKKumayou don't have to go back and get it? It's something that's an automatic pick up and always has been?
you can tell he likes dbd cuz he immediately starts trash talking it when its mentioned
That cannon glitch is amazing, made me giggle every time.
The stream chat (including a few streamers): *suggested a bunch of clickbait titles*
Dist2: *chose a super vanilla title*
Me: "Not even all cap and 69 exclamation marks ffs"
[This comment was added for the sake of algorithm]
I'll leave a clickbait title for if I make an edited video :)
@@distortion2 Dist's edited video? gachiBASS
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard him say "shadows fight" and audibly say " fight?" Lol
Congrats dist, well deserved
Bloodborne is still my favorite game of all time. I hope elden ring changes that🙏🏼
gratz dist! love to see it :)
Larxa and the chicken breasts right at WR :D ! GG!
This game with a good monitor goes crazy. Edited the colors well enough and oh geez can’t get my hands of the game.
thx to the whirlicannon, i‘ve kicked ludwig in ng+6…somehow i can‘t beat him casual anymore😂
Why is there a diff between the game time and the time on the clock? (59:20 and 1:07:45)
The clock took into account the loading time.
Elajjaz : Ah shit, here we go again.
i haven’t played bloodborne in a while and just hearing all the enemy noises gives me ptsd. this game is so spooky
never thought I'd see sub hour all bosses
when your cousins come over and you wanna show them that game you’ve been talking about before they gotta leave:
What happened at 11.42 when he briefly got on the ladder and said “NICE NICE NIIIIICE”?
Love when my favorite speedrunner gets world record 😊
33:39 Why does the cannon shoot fire without consuming ammunition?
The cannon thinks it's the whirligig.
Dist: gets world first
girlfriend: WOW! these pieces of chicken are huge.
Miss the lore of this game, BB2 is a distant pipe dream
Amazing run but just wondering why no chalice dungeons
Imagine getting killed because it's faster than talking to you
The second he said "what's up simply" I got an add for "Simplii Financial" and I don't know whether to applaud the timing or not
This made me realise there's so many areas I missed even though I beat the game twice lol
Can someone explain how he ended up back next to the ladder near Gascoigne after beating the cleric beast?
Introducing the Word of Bloodborne, to the concept of the superiority of projectile weapons...
I’ve already seen this video like 3 times. Very impressive 👌
How does the canon spit fire rapidly killing bosses here?
"i got a world record by beating every bloodborne boss in under one hour"
"yeah but have you seen the size of these chicken breasts?"
does Sweet Child of Kos not count as a boss? i know it dies it one hit but you do get the "Nightmare Slain" message
Can someone explain the Cannon glitch to me? Why wasnt it consuming any bullets when you killed Rom?