I miss these dumb meme runs. I totally agree about wanting a super broken patch for elden ring. Even though it’s a bad look for marketing it makes for some hilarious and interesting gaming.
The foreshadowing of him wishing for a broken elder ring patch just for the broken elden ring patch to be the zip glitch, arguably the most bs ridden frame perfect finicky monstrosity of a glitch in the entirety of the souls series that you have to do multiple times, consistently, with the run ending on two max distance first try perfect zips or a reset. Truly a monkeys paw moment
I respect distortions2, he is nuts. He just goes from speed game to speed game, spends 50+ hours a week mastering the movement mechanics down to a science, as well as near emulating a TAS for EVERY speedrun trick known to mankind (these took YEARS for all of mankind to come up with). Then distortions2 corrects the community!! He tells them what is even BETTER than the best strats all of humanity’s intelligence could generate over years, found by his superhuman brain in just days, if not hours. And they listen. They know they will never see another runner like distortions2 visit their speed game. He’s one of a kind magic. And then distortions2 uses those new strats his big brain invented and works his frickin ass off for another week. UNRELENTING. And I can guarantee this! What if he hates a trick he is bad at? Then how about 7 hours not leaving until he is the best there has ever been in the history of forever?! Done! And it then it all pays off with a MASSIVE World Record in just two weeks. The former world record holder applauds because he just witnessed awesomeness. And because he learned so much. And then distortions2 is onto the next game. And that is why I respect distortions2 so much.
I mean, yeah, I like him too. But I think you are slightly exaggerating on speedrun strats being the product of “all of mankind.” Even in the more popular categories, they are usually relatively small communities. Like take a look at the Bloodborne Speedrun Discord that has a total membership of about 6,500. So there are probably a little less than that running the categories. So he isn’t really beating out all of humanity. He is just beating out a small, highly-dedicated group. That being said, Dist is cool. He got a sub 1 hour Bloodborne run and then ate some chicken. That was pretty awesome.
I've heard Distortion also invented the gasoline engine and also the Covid vaccines and he also solved world hunger but """they""" didn't accept that so they stopped the product. He is also literally Jesus
I think maybe they include the glitches for this part of the community then patch it out later knowing full well that people can still use them by playing on a previous patch.
Old Patch , speedrunning while he did the Buckler glitch 1st try ?!... I honestly never seen it pulled off that easily for the major skip , specialy alongtime ago from Dist aswell... GG's yo thats crazy
Most are found by complete accident like for example zipping in elden ring was found by someone who was just waiting to be summoned by a friend and was playing around blocking and messing around then all of a sudden was just launched lol Then it only took a couple weeks and people were already trying to master it for speed runs.
It has order as in: You start with the first batch of bosses, progress through the world and then fight harder bosses. Repeat until you get to the final boss. But this speedrun category uses glitches to skip huge sections of the game to kill as many bosses in the opposite order that the devs intended.
I assume you’re talking about when he’s going super fast? It’s an old glitch called bino boosting only possible on vanilla DS2. I don’t know the exact nuances to execute it, but I believe you have to use the binoculars, roll, and possibly something else to get a temporary speed boost. I was never very good at it so idk if there’s more to it.
@@TSfish94 Not at all, i watch his runs for a good time now and i think the first i watched was the one with Glitch and binoboost where he got the WR, i was just talking about the bosses order!
Maybe, there's a lot of keys and special conditions you have to meet to do certain bosses. You can fight the 4 kings as your 2nd boss, and for the other 3 lords you may have to do some dead angle camera shenanigans. Considering you can skip the Iron Golem, I think it's possible
Closest thing would most likely be: 1. Glitch asylum demon so you can come back to do him towards the end 2. Beat sif and four kings to have access to kaathe. 3. Sens gate skip to access anor londo early 4. Take out the slam jam brothers and take kaathe to place the vessel. 5. Work backwards from the big four or if you’re an absolute chad you can wrong warp to gwyn and kill the final boss as the 5th boss.
s it possible to wrong warp straight to gwyn without beating the 4 lord soul bosses? Or would he just not be there? Edit nevermind i just remembered killing gwyn sends you to ng+ automatically lol i hate that fact
It's bothering me so much that I dont know why youre parrying certain enemies unarmed then just leaving. What do you gain from that? I dont even play Dark Souls 2 and I must know.
It's a glitch, I'm not too knowledgeable how it works but it boils down to, you parry them roll over them (might also need an attack input simultaneously I don't know) and then you are out of bounds, that is why he can run through the air almost anywhere in the game. The unarmed part is to not deal too much damage when he accidentally actually attacks them.
@@fjoellweird to respond to a two year old comment, but what glitch he's executing is called a parrywalk. It basically locks your z coordinate so you can't gain or lose height unless forced too by map geometry or by a few other things (getting staggered, jumping, falling over, parrying someone normally)
If you play on pc you can get mods that allow exactly that and much more and if your a gamer that requires this to play games i recommend playing on pc im pretty sure its extremely hard to find a game that doesn't have mods on pc sadly though xbox and playstation don't allow mods in almost all games and thats one of the biggest reasons pc gaming is objectively better You can also still use controller on pc.
So funny how Americans pronounce Emu the "Em" is like "meme" without the first "m" And the "U" at the end is pronounced the same as "you" So "Eme-you" Emu easy right.
Hmmm it always looked to me like ds3 was an improvement of ds1 and ds2 was just a completely different game and style And you can't deny that ds1 and 3 have much better gameplay and were actually made by miyazaki but ds2 was not the creator of the souls category had nothing to do with ds2 besides the fact that it was a sequel of his game and im positive that mistake (which by the way ds2 would have been much better if he was involved) is something he hasn't let happen since he has been involved in all the games made under his name since and don't get me wrong i like ds2 but its objectively just bad in comparison to what miyazaki would have created otherwise And if you need proof just look up his interviews where he answered questions about ds2.
@@justwatchinfunnyvids As someone with over 1000 hours in EVERY Souls title (and the ability to prove it if needed), I have more right to speak on this than 99% of people, so jog on "bud"
@I_Crit_My_Pants you have no right to speak on another person bud you don't know anyone but your mother and the only human interaction you get is when she comes down to feed the troll and empty your bucket so your claim is ridiculous.
![#ESAWinter19 Speedruns - Dark Souls II [All Bosses] by Distortion2](/img/n.gif)
Hope you guys enjoy the glory of old patch :)
I miss these dumb meme runs. I totally agree about wanting a super broken patch for elden ring. Even though it’s a bad look for marketing it makes for some hilarious and interesting gaming.
I do. Thanks.
Epic PIZZA!
You look like you've been drafted to the soviet army and they only gave you DS2 to spend time with.
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"I wonder if we're gonna have crazy things like parry walks in Elden Ring"
If only he knew
Laughs in Z I P
@@massawassa115 So broken that it's aint exiting anymore.
The foreshadowing of him wishing for a broken elder ring patch just for the broken elden ring patch to be the zip glitch, arguably the most bs ridden frame perfect finicky monstrosity of a glitch in the entirety of the souls series that you have to do multiple times, consistently, with the run ending on two max distance first try perfect zips or a reset. Truly a monkeys paw moment
Ah yes, a purple human with magic binoculars that can run faster than Usain Bolt and penetrate the space-time. I love this run!
Dont forget the power to smell enemies from other dimensions
Don't forget the ability to parry the blade of a sword with bare fists then skipping over them giving the ability to essentially fly anywhere.
I'm glad this popped up in my feed. I loved watching everyone run this game back when it was THIS broken.
I was today years old when I learned there was a secret bonfire in aldia's keep
Okay so I'm not the only one
I laughed out loud
@@esxf77 should’ve learnt the lore smh
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I respect distortions2, he is nuts. He just goes from speed game to speed game, spends 50+ hours a week mastering the movement mechanics down to a science, as well as near emulating a TAS for EVERY speedrun trick known to mankind (these took YEARS for all of mankind to come up with).
Then distortions2 corrects the community!! He tells them what is even BETTER than the best strats all of humanity’s intelligence could generate over years, found by his superhuman brain in just days, if not hours. And they listen. They know they will never see another runner like distortions2 visit their speed game. He’s one of a kind magic.
And then distortions2 uses those new strats his big brain invented and works his frickin ass off for another week. UNRELENTING. And I can guarantee this! What if he hates a trick he is bad at? Then how about 7 hours not leaving until he is the best there has ever been in the history of forever?! Done!
And it then it all pays off with a MASSIVE World Record in just two weeks. The former world record holder applauds because he just witnessed awesomeness. And because he learned so much. And then distortions2 is onto the next game. And that is why I respect distortions2 so much.
I mean, yeah, I like him too. But I think you are slightly exaggerating on speedrun strats being the product of “all of mankind.”
Even in the more popular categories, they are usually relatively small communities. Like take a look at the Bloodborne Speedrun Discord that has a total membership of about 6,500. So there are probably a little less than that running the categories. So he isn’t really beating out all of humanity. He is just beating out a small, highly-dedicated group.
That being said, Dist is cool. He got a sub 1 hour Bloodborne run and then ate some chicken. That was pretty awesome.
Nah nah, you are thinking of distortion1
yeah, this sounds like distortion1
Lol this is the funniest comment i've read today
I've heard Distortion also invented the gasoline engine and also the Covid vaccines and he also solved world hunger but """they""" didn't accept that so they stopped the product.
He is also literally Jesus
as someone who's never seen a ds2 speedrun, this confused the everloving fuck out of me. still awesome though.
this is a classic ds2 unpatched run and on this patch you could get out of bounds almost anywhere
Loving the daily uploads! Even more excited to see your upcoming Elden Ring content when it releases!
Damn this was some real "First started watching Dist" throwback type stuff. NICE!!!
To me, performing those skips so nonchalantly is really impressive, your a joy to watch sir!
good old bino boost. The good days.
This is fun to see you talk about hoping elden ring has broken patches. You were to right, to right...
he practically called the zip glitch hahaha
I think maybe they include the glitches for this part of the community then patch it out later knowing full well that people can still use them by playing on a previous patch.
"I hope were gonna have something crazy like parry walks in Elden Ring" queue zips...
1:04:57 Key+Pizza break over
Listening to the steak story like, bro that's how nice places serve you steak.
I might have to buy this and add it to my collection as it’s the only one I haven’t played since Elden ring
Good ol DaS2.
The "Purple , i'm fast AF Boiiii" Run is what the Title should've been called 🤣👾😈
Binocular boosting lolz. Love ds2
He going nock speed 1
Man I haven't seen these skips since 2014.
5:08 "i wonder if we gonna have something crazy like the parry walk in ER" xD even worst ! ! !! ! ! zip
This is Fallout New Vegas level of broken speedrun
Old Patch , speedrunning while he did the Buckler glitch 1st try ?!... I honestly never seen it pulled off that easily for the major skip , specialy alongtime ago from Dist aswell... GG's yo thats crazy
There’s more than one bonfire in Aldiss keep? Wtf I never knew that
"i wonder what crazy shit well have like parry walking in elden ring" do zips count lmfaooo
Your character is very, very beautiful, the most beautiful woman in the dark souls 2.
Dammit, you keep uploading things I want to watch right when I can't watch them.
Stahp.
I'm always amazed when I think about HOW THE F. you guys find these bugs/glitches lol
Most are found by complete accident like for example zipping in elden ring was found by someone who was just waiting to be summoned by a friend and was playing around blocking and messing around then all of a sudden was just launched lol
Then it only took a couple weeks and people were already trying to master it for speed runs.
Distortion2 might be the biggest peach in the entire world and has probably never seared his own steak
What does this even mean? lol
He is a SPEEDY boi in this
Person in chat said elden ring speedrun 12 seconds, little did they know...
Nice urn! I'm taking a small break from Elden Ring to enjoy the simpler times of DS2.
OMG I don't not pay you to eat pizza - play the gaem!
Love you Dist
Good to see Noobest still bingo boosting out there
This is going to be fun
This was before scholar right?
Yes This is the very first unpatched version of the game
Oh shit was i supposed to play it like this??
I've never seen kangaroo pizza, but the meat is really good. FYI Emu is pronounced e-mew (like the pokemon) 🙂
"Eme-you"*
giorno giovanna elden lord!!!
when was that stream?
1:04:36 to skip the pizza advertisement lol 😂
Yea...think there's a weapon same place as binos...been awhile since I played tho so...
OMG owo
Naisu Run Distortion !
Lol translate says OMG money run distortion lmao
The bosses had an order? I just started playing the game and i don't know much about it.
it's loose but it's there.
It has order as in: You start with the first batch of bosses, progress through the world and then fight harder bosses. Repeat until you get to the final boss.
But this speedrun category uses glitches to skip huge sections of the game to kill as many bosses in the opposite order that the devs intended.
Yes you can't go to every boss immediately some are locked behind other bosses.
What the hell is that run lmao
I assume you’re talking about when he’s going super fast? It’s an old glitch called bino boosting only possible on vanilla DS2. I don’t know the exact nuances to execute it, but I believe you have to use the binoculars, roll, and possibly something else to get a temporary speed boost. I was never very good at it so idk if there’s more to it.
@@TSfish94 Not at all, i watch his runs for a good time now and i think the first i watched was the one with Glitch and binoboost where he got the WR, i was just talking about the bosses order!
@@dovahskill2108 gotcha. Even though it’s more of a meme run I’d love to see what an optimized version of this route looks like.
@@TSfish94 True + meme runs are always great
utube peple, rember: dist didnt forgot us! We will arise!
wen day is dark, alway rember od patch.
Is it possible to play DS1 in Reverse?
Maybe, there's a lot of keys and special conditions you have to meet to do certain bosses. You can fight the 4 kings as your 2nd boss, and for the other 3 lords you may have to do some dead angle camera shenanigans. Considering you can skip the Iron Golem, I think it's possible
Closest thing would most likely be:
1. Glitch asylum demon so you can come back to do him towards the end
2. Beat sif and four kings to have access to kaathe.
3. Sens gate skip to access anor londo early
4. Take out the slam jam brothers and take kaathe to place the vessel.
5. Work backwards from the big four or if you’re an absolute chad you can wrong warp to gwyn and kill the final boss as the 5th boss.
s it possible to wrong warp straight to gwyn without beating the 4 lord soul bosses? Or would he just not be there?
Edit nevermind i just remembered killing gwyn sends you to ng+ automatically lol i hate that fact
peepoRun
1:41:37 Satan approves xD
Dyslexic Santa also xD
It's bothering me so much that I dont know why youre parrying certain enemies unarmed then just leaving. What do you gain from that? I dont even play Dark Souls 2 and I must know.
It's a glitch, I'm not too knowledgeable how it works but it boils down to, you parry them roll over them (might also need an attack input simultaneously I don't know) and then you are out of bounds, that is why he can run through the air almost anywhere in the game. The unarmed part is to not deal too much damage when he accidentally actually attacks them.
Bro i get that you dont play but goddamn pay attention its kinda obvious at some point
@@fjoellweird to respond to a two year old comment, but what glitch he's executing is called a parrywalk. It basically locks your z coordinate so you can't gain or lose height unless forced too by map geometry or by a few other things (getting staggered, jumping, falling over, parrying someone normally)
I wonder what controls he uses, I can’t do much on this gam because of the fact you can’t change binds for controller,
If you play on pc you can get mods that allow exactly that and much more and if your a gamer that requires this to play games i recommend playing on pc im pretty sure its extremely hard to find a game that doesn't have mods on pc sadly though xbox and playstation don't allow mods in almost all games and thats one of the biggest reasons pc gaming is objectively better
You can also still use controller on pc.
Aldia's skip
So funny how Americans pronounce Emu the "Em" is like "meme" without the first "m"
And the "U" at the end is pronounced the same as "you"
So "Eme-you" Emu easy right.
Still better than Dark Souls 3, and always will be. At least DkS2 straight up added stuff to DkS1 mechanics.... DkS3 just took stuff away.
Hmmm it always looked to me like ds3 was an improvement of ds1 and ds2 was just a completely different game and style
And you can't deny that ds1 and 3 have much better gameplay and were actually made by miyazaki but ds2 was not the creator of the souls category had nothing to do with ds2 besides the fact that it was a sequel of his game and im positive that mistake (which by the way ds2 would have been much better if he was involved) is something he hasn't let happen since he has been involved in all the games made under his name since and don't get me wrong i like ds2 but its objectively just bad in comparison to what miyazaki would have created otherwise
And if you need proof just look up his interviews where he answered questions about ds2.
@@justwatchinfunnyvids You people aren't Souls fans, you're Miyzaki fans. That's the dif and it's a problem.
@I_Crit_My_Pants you are 100% incorrect bud.
@@justwatchinfunnyvids As someone with over 1000 hours in EVERY Souls title (and the ability to prove it if needed), I have more right to speak on this than 99% of people, so jog on "bud"
@I_Crit_My_Pants you have no right to speak on another person bud you don't know anyone but your mother and the only human interaction you get is when she comes down to feed the troll and empty your bucket so your claim is ridiculous.
5:05 little did he know...
lol what
can I get a scuff steak shirt if I subscribe
THAT ZOOMING TO FP IS ANNOYING