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In rose’s defense, filipino culture is known to be pretty religious and traditional so i wouldn’t be surprised if she took him asking for an STD test as a way of telling her that she is basically “a dirty escort” (I’m half filipino and from what I’ve experienced and heard, there is a lot of shame and guilt around sex)
in the whole clip she tells ed she'll do one if they do it together and he refuses because he "didn't feel safe" doing it in the Philippines. he's such a hypocrite.
I take ASL (American Sign Language) classes at my school, and frankly, the best use of my classes so far have been figuring out Pyrocinical's hat says "bruh" on it.
im pretty sure the reason she took his wallet was so he didnt end up getting scammed or overpaying like they normally do to foreigners in markets like that
@-pirated content- yea in the majority of countries, everything 1:is overpriced in touristic places 2:high ball the prices to people that speak in an "outside" language
Just to clear things up Rose wasn't grabbing from his wallet because she's a gold digger. Ed had previously told Rose to help him with the money because he didn't understand anything but American money.
A cultural note here, I'm not from the Philippines but in the majority of the Eastern countries (most) women do not earn at all and stay at home. It's understood that she'd take money from a prospective husband; moreover, whenever someone from the West visits then many shop owners try to scam them (as many comments have pointed out) and it's natural for the host to try to be the middle person there. From the conditions that Rose appears to live in, she's from a very humble background, so her actions aren't out of character. I cannot say what her intentions are or were but I think it should be taken into account as well. Personally, I think that the entire premise of the show is questionable, at best and clearly Ed has some personal issues he needs to work on before going into any sort of a relationship with anyone. Peace.
Somehow I have a feeling he either didn't hear how much it was or didn't understand how to convert pesos to dollars. Especially cuz the shit would've been way more expensive in the US, I can't imagine he's actually that cheap. Then again who knows.
Semi-Irrelevant Boi women especially in southeast asian countries are desperate to get out from their country to live an easy life and a green card asap
It's not just the looks some usually can love and not be that pity. But Ed doesnt show his personality he doesnt show why it's fun to be with him and instead expects to buy love
@@ricardohoang8452 not really pop culture of our generation murdered that ideal most of us see as love, either ways love exists as long as both people vaule intimacy and hold an independent life to it
People mock this man for his appearance. Keep in mind he's been married and _CHEATED WHILE MARRIED_ , meanwhile I struggle to talk to the girl I find attractive.
I’ve worked in hiv-related organizations, and it should be normalized that everyone takes std tests (even if they are not sexually active, because this promotes said normalization). however, it’s important to be culturally conscious. for example, where I grew up, being asked to take that test is a big insult. it insinuates that one is “dirty on the inside”. so what ed expected was ok, but that was not a good approach. as a matter of fact, this was all a mess. I just wanted to inform commenters about std testing. always test before getting sexually active with a new partner (after as well). and ideally, every six months from the previous test.
OK I here have a list of why Ed big bad take it - he say her breath stinky (she had a stomach ucler which means it wasn't her fault) - he lied about his appearance - he probably should've studied the currencey before going to meet her, when she took money out of his wallet it was probably to risk getting scammed (sometimes if a tourist is in a foreign country the people overprice it because the tourists won't know) - with the (ahem) fun time he didn't say "i wanna do it when she's comfortable and we know eachother irl okay" he said when she takes an STD test - he's just very pushy with everything in general, he wants to put a ring on her finger like a week after he meets her
This is major facts like do you really expect to date someone from a third world country with them mutually understanding the dating standards of the US?? N*gga please....
He also says since November which is around the same time that the petscop channel took a break from petscop 21 to the final petscop video that was released which was petscop 24 so Im on my knees for it
idk if I misunderstood the joke at 14:31 but I'm pretty sure she wasn't offended because the test meant a lack of privacy. She was offended because it meant a lack of trust.
I'm honestly surprised he managed to convince a SECOND woman to have sex with him. He must have REALLY wanted to cheat, which makes it even worse. He would have had to put time in to this infidelity...
@Arslan Batyrhan Not sure if you made the same mistake I did or not but I first read "All Rose and Ed's abandoned children" instead of "Rose" and "all Ed's abandoned children" and thought the same thing.
She's just helping him to pay the right amount of money since she knows how the money works there. Peddlers in the third world countries have the tendecy to scam tourists.
@@brickhead4098 Well, I'm not aware of the culture, to be honest. But I assume that it's a sign of courtesy and maybe it's a custom there. Plus it's barely even 50 cents in USD form 😂
im a Filipino and what they bought was over priced, it's not normal for someone to take control of someone else's money and even if it's just 10 pesos. You can buy a lot of foods on 10 pesos
she asked him to shave too though? compromise works both ways. not to mention, they’re both shitty anyway lmao he’s a creep and she’s a goldigger who only wants a greencard.
Actually her digging into his wallet is pretty appropriate considering he didn’t know how pesos worked. When I first started living in Asia, or, a more specific example, when I visited Korea, I had no idea how the money worked, so my friends would take my wallet and help me out, just for the ease of transaction. Money isn’t such a huge thing in Asian country as it is in western, there is more open communication about it. She took him to go shopping in a relatively inexpensive area and bargained for him and then helped him with the conversion and anyone who has been to Asia, or even a foreign country with friends, can see she wasn’t being a gold digger. She was being kind.
She could've been trying to help, but Ed didn't consent to it and was extremely confused when it happened. She isn't the best at communicating with him but she could have at least tried.
the language barrier is actually much bigger than you’d think; while some things may sound rude when translated to English, it sounds completely fine in Tagalog (Philippine language). and if sellers see a foreigner, they usually increase the prices, so it’s always good to have someone with you who knows the place and language. she could have explained to him why she was so aggressively reaching into his wallet like that lmao but English isn’t really her strong suit... but i’m not on anyone’s side tbh it’s a whole train wreck lol
In all honesty, her taking money out of his wallet seems rude, but it’s actually for his safety because he has no idea how to currency works. He didn’t study anything or even research her culture. In markets, it’s very common for tourists to get pick pocketed, scammed, or mugged since tourists are usually slow at picking out currency they don’t understand and don’t know when they’re being scammed. So basically what she did is seen as rude, but she basically saved him from getting scammed or mugged.
A lot of places also give out fake currency as change which is a reason she could have said for him to keep the change, its better than being arrested for using invalid currency
actually you are wrong. She tipped 0.97 cents. 20 pesos in the philippines is .97 cents in america. And it's kind of weird since in here we really don't tip vendors
diegobagsik0524 -_- Im a filipino and I tell you man... ALOT of filipino men all over philippines sell pirated movies (50-100 pesos, its cheap) as a way to earn money, usually they are selling on the street.
Okay. This needs to be said. When *buying a wife on the internet.* *How the fuck do you not expect her to be a gold-digger.* Your whole relationship started with a financial transaction. I'm not even saying she IS a gold-digger, but if someone literally leaves their whole entire LIFE to move to a country they're completely unfamiliar with, where *they are legally not fucking allowed to work,* yeah, I expect the dude to pay for everything. He did this to himself. I'm sick of guys bait-and-switching these poor women who are WAY out of their league and then having the *nuts* to call them a fucking gold-digger, while also pushing them for sex and treating them like objects meant to service them.
@hyomin lee Yeah. Nobody would date someone like Ed for any other reason other than the money and the green card. Big surprise, considering that Ed is wider than he is tall.
@@illbeyourpokeman2260 Yeah, but a lot of scumbags, not just from the US, but around the world, also have a lot of money, so... we gotta work on that...
I agree but the reason she took the money to pay is because Ed had no clue of the currency because he did no research, it was about 20 cents for the first dress
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts The fact that they had no privacy when they met in person makes me wonder if the girl would just straight up "dump" him because of how he looks if it wasn't recorded
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At this point TLC should stand for Terrible Life Choices
Tables, Ladders & Chairs!
Gotem...
Featuring H3H3
Tickle, Lick, Cock
oh my god best comment ever
He looks like a more realistic version of the human designed to survive car crashes.
Holy shit you're right
Bruuuh
Oh my god I knew I recognized him from somewhere
He also looks like the clown from spawn
Real big brain evolutionary strats
It's impossible to choke this guy to death.
I mean if they could get jabba.....
That's his qwerk
Brandon Neil Sta. Teresa can’t even hang that guy.
Hanging
@@morvid1968 man the rope would slide right the fuck off
His hat says "BRUH" in sign language for any of you all wondering.
*clicks. Nice
I looked up the sign language because of it, very disappointing
thank you i had it paused trying to figure it out
Thanks!
B R U H
Instead of bullying kids, pyro is now bullying middle-aged men
He is evolving
yes he’s now bullying the kids parents
I'm proud of you bro you're evolving
which is fine
That's an improvement in my opinion
TLC then: The Learning Channel
TLC now: Terrible Living Conditions
😂
bruh
T- shut
L- up
C-
TLC: T-Series Live Channel
T: totally
L: legitimate
C: content
Anyone else realize how Ed doesn’t move his head when he looks he just turns his whole body
Cire not making a joke he really probably can’t turn his head that much he probably has a very real as evident by his non existent neck
Obsidian Mother He actually has a genetic disease, forgot what it was called
@@saudicomedyhomevideosksa8504 وش ذا الاسم
His neck doesn't work
Man's is whole head no neck
In the divorce, Ed got the money and his wife got his neck.
When his daughter is older than the women he is trying to marry.
Hashan Sadaruwa- L
Half of my country live in poverty because of that some of the women here want some sugardaddy's
A similar thing happened with professional footballer Neymar
His mother was dating a dude younger than him
wow that's relatable Am I right ?
@@orbit6663 Thank god Neymar mama and that dude have been broken up as Neymar entire family disliked that!
Me: Mom can we get a Jack Black?
Mom: We already have a Jack Black at home.
Jack Black at home:
You need more up votes my friend
@@garrytehbest oh no we found the redditor
you are not welcome here
Koopii sounds like him more than looks like I think
lol funny format , please make more xDDDD
Jack black from wish.com
This guy doesn’t anatomically have a neck... the only way I can tell is seeing where the beard ends.
hes a new species of incel known as the noneckbeard
The king requires no neck
@@connor8163 he's no king lmao, he's a dickhead
That one guy Mark literally
Don’t roast ed he is a legend
fun fact: ed is older than rose's dad
*oof*
@@theanti-hero3983 OoF
@@mariaanitavalencia6230 oof
@@hsoj7589 oOOoOooOffffff
Oooooooffffff
no neck big ed will go down in history as one of the strangest 90 day fiance characters of all time
We need your version of this, King Arthur 👑 Yes I see you ✨✨✨✨
@@kennethcases6952 haha my next one covering the stuff after this vid will be out in the next couple of days!
@@Arthur_TV My King doing God's work as always 👑 can't wait for the video ✨✨✨
"one of"!? The fuck kinda show is this?
Pyro: *complains about not being able to buy a car*
Also pyro: *Buys a supreme brick*
That brick is a flesh light
also Pyro: pays Belle Delphine $3000 to play Minecraft with her and fails
No let me educate you rachet he says he doesn't want a car just watch the minecraft video where the 7 year olds were along on a server for a week
For a skit
@@ScrappySlowbro dude its a joke...
In rose’s defense, filipino culture is known to be pretty religious and traditional so i wouldn’t be surprised if she took him asking for an STD test as a way of telling her that she is basically “a dirty escort” (I’m half filipino and from what I’ve experienced and heard, there is a lot of shame and guilt around sex)
Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. Even if Pyro didn't actually know that, it's a bit retarded to not even suspect that that's the case.
in the whole clip she tells ed she'll do one if they do it together and he refuses because he "didn't feel safe" doing it in the Philippines. he's such a hypocrite.
Indeed dude that shit is taboo around here
Im pure filipino and i can confirm this
I think asking that of anyone is a violation of their respect. And you're correct for someone in the East this is a huge deal and very disrespectful.
"her breath stinks"
puts literal mayo in his hair
Bruh moment
They are worth each other
Mayo in your hair doesn’t affect your breath.
@@chadmcmibil2929 It does affect the odour of your body
@@thanosnoctem4473 I suppose but I guess I misphrased my point. It doesn’t matter though
I take ASL (American Sign Language) classes at my school, and frankly, the best use of my classes so far have been figuring out Pyrocinical's hat says "bruh" on it.
Bro same
where can i get one bruh
Same
@@DaveJonez hurb
HOLY SHIT SAME LMAO
im pretty sure the reason she took his wallet was so he didnt end up getting scammed or overpaying like they normally do to foreigners in markets like that
@-pirated content- yea in the majority of countries, everything 1:is overpriced in touristic places 2:high ball the prices to people that speak in an "outside" language
Yeah, even some of the local people don't even know the price of the stuffs in the market and get overcharged for stuffs
Also love that she spent 200 pesos (10 dollars) at a place and told the guy to keep like a dollar of change and he started freaking out
@I love myself yeah youre definitely right, which makes this so much worse lol
Or check what all he had on hand. But it's probably the former.
"its longer than petscop" every sequel is longer than the original
cuss word sayer unless you strap them to a table and stretch their limbs
PETSCOP 3 BABY
Better be petscop or I'm gonna tell my mom
The day of reckoning may of arrived brothers,finally we may view the glory that is petscop 2
And if it ain't then :(
When Ed was 40, taking care of his 15 year old daughter, Rose was 9
-Odds1Out
Odd1out
It's math, it doesn't mean it's form Odds1Out
Why is everyone saying odd1sout
@@pouring_rain4966 it’s word for word of what he said
I’m sorry but this man said himself he smells like egg salad yet he has THE GALL to tell her her breath stinks??
Yes
tf is wrong with egg salad
@Sekiryūtei egg salad is fine, but a person SMELLING like an egg salad?
@@robloxbabe4012 if the goblin himself thinks her breath stinks imagine how bad it is.
@@MemphisCore Or he's one of those people who likes to criticise other people to feel better about himself
Fun fact: *Ed was 31 when Rose was born*
Skrillyy wow amazing
😳
And his own daughter is older than her..
No 23, becuase she is 31 years younger, so 54-31= 23. Quik mas bich
Unknown - ? How would she be 31 years younger if he was 23 years old when she was born bruh
so you telling me that this man is dating and want to marry a woman that 7 years younger than his daughter?!?!?
if my dad ever did that shit id be walking out on him
Yes
@@leytell5085 agree as civilize people we all have unwritten rule this is one of them
Yea pretty gross
Master Yoda I can’t beleave your alive
Just to clear things up Rose wasn't grabbing from his wallet because she's a gold digger. Ed had previously told Rose to help him with the money because he didn't understand anything but American money.
A cultural note here, I'm not from the Philippines but in the majority of the Eastern countries (most) women do not earn at all and stay at home. It's understood that she'd take money from a prospective husband; moreover, whenever someone from the West visits then many shop owners try to scam them (as many comments have pointed out) and it's natural for the host to try to be the middle person there. From the conditions that Rose appears to live in, she's from a very humble background, so her actions aren't out of character. I cannot say what her intentions are or were but I think it should be taken into account as well. Personally, I think that the entire premise of the show is questionable, at best and clearly Ed has some personal issues he needs to work on before going into any sort of a relationship with anyone. Peace.
Thank you Jabran Ali Babry, very cool!
Jabran Ali Babry I was gonna read it until I realized the “read more” option
True
HATS help him? With what?
@@077Down you're welcome, bro 👊
The reason why Ed doesn't use shampoo, is because he got insecure about using Head and Shoulders
Yeah, but why would he be insecure about that, plenty of people have dand- OHHH, HAHAA
ha!
Ouch. That's going to leave a mark.
Mr Victorian lmao haha
@top.comment.god
THAT MAN LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA HAVE A STROKE OFF OF LETTING THE MAN KEEP THE CHANGE WHEN 10 PHILIPPINE PESOS IS 20 CENTS USD
He's Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob
* Mr Krabs laugh *
To be honest he does look like the human version of Mr Krabs
Somehow I have a feeling he either didn't hear how much it was or didn't understand how to convert pesos to dollars. Especially cuz the shit would've been way more expensive in the US, I can't imagine he's actually that cheap. Then again who knows.
Pyro: **Complains about his hairline**
Me: **a 17 year old female with a forehead the size of 30 football fields stacked on top of each other** ._.
I cant relate but lol
*Jacksfilms wants to know your location*
i'm a 24 year old man and my hairline is so bad i look like Bert and Ernie and even Ernie has a better hairline
@@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 no you're cute shut up
I can't relate but I have a friend who's 21 and he's balding so word of advice: hats
Disclaimer: I ain't a minor so dw about who I talk to lol
The fact that his girlfriend is younger than his daughter is disturbing
Yeah...
Semi-Irrelevant Boi women especially in southeast asian countries are desperate to get out from their country to live an easy life and a green card asap
You again
Your pfp looks like Ed
That's OK, I'm 40 and I'm about to start going after girls in their early 20s wish me luck. Haha j/k I know you won't.
His hat spells out b-r-u-h in sign language..I can't even
th-cam.com/video/-ZGlaAxB7nI/w-d-xo.html
It’s his merch lol.
Thought it was wing dings
the label on it literaly says "bruh"
bruh
Before there was “so guys we did it” there was “CRAZIEST WOMEN EVER EATS SAND”
CAR SEX
Ah yes, the good ol' days
Truly a gem
MLG teletubbies
McBeagus how to pizza
I can see why Rose doesnt like him. Not because he puts mayonaise in his hair, or that he is short, but the fact that he genetically has no neck.
It's not just the looks some usually can love and not be that pity. But Ed doesnt show his personality he doesnt show why it's fun to be with him and instead expects to buy love
@@Hidden1000 That's what happened to what we called "love" today!
@@ricardohoang8452 not really pop culture of our generation murdered that ideal most of us see as love, either ways love exists as long as both people vaule intimacy and hold an independent life to it
Also, He has AIDCAR
All he needs is a fishing rod and he's all set.
I hope Ed financially recovers from losing 10 Philippine Pesos (aka $0.20 USD)
this is so sad
So depressing!
It may be a cent to him but it's a gold to me
So what? It's still fucking rude that she just takes money out of his pocket
@Russian_ruster According to PPP (purchasing power) that's a bajillion pesos
"Do you know The Mayo Man"
"The Mayo Man!"
"The Mayo Man!!"
"She's married to the Mayo Man"
“The Mayo Man?!”
@@oofiewhy8156 The Mayo Man
the mayo man
I sang it like the muffin man
Ah yes the muffin man reference
I normally don't judge people on their looks but jesus christ he looks like the red M&M and I can't stop laughing
This man looks like he's always on the verge of crying
It's because all that weight on his legs hurt. Have you seen how anorexic his legs are
I would be too if i poped out the womb w no fukin neck mate
He's always on the verge of a heart attack
explains why he never uploads he's too busy getting 1 on trending by showing his eyes
SJ Games because Pyro is just really sad
He sounds and looks like a Jack Black designed by someone who never saw him but heard some drunk describe jack in a conversation one table away.
And also designed him whilst being drunk.
r/ rare insults
heard* I'm sorry, I'm such a dick but I really wanted to do this. It would bother me for the rest of my life if I didn't :/
@@luzbautista7342 no clue what you are talking about... *evil laughter*
Nah more like danny devito
People mock this man for his appearance. Keep in mind he's been married and _CHEATED WHILE MARRIED_ , meanwhile I struggle to talk to the girl I find attractive.
Lol thts on u tbh , you'd probably pull it off if u just spoke
Bro, if this guy can pull that off lookin and actin like that than anythings possible. You can do it bro
@@chemostar2361 thanks bruv, I'll try
he looked hot in the past tho. he didn't always look like a sweaty pig covered in mayo
@@adisgustingdegenerate8311 Shut up, I'm tryin to boost this man's confidence. Don't ruin it.
I’ve worked in hiv-related organizations, and it should be normalized that everyone takes std tests (even if they are not sexually active, because this promotes said normalization). however, it’s important to be culturally conscious. for example, where I grew up, being asked to take that test is a big insult. it insinuates that one is “dirty on the inside”. so what ed expected was ok, but that was not a good approach.
as a matter of fact, this was all a mess. I just wanted to inform commenters about std testing. always test before getting sexually active with a new partner (after as well). and ideally, every six months from the previous test.
Joke is on u i am virgen
@@cranecanon3043 ok you got karma?
And the fact that you asked someone to take an STD test on camera insinuating something is... yeah.
taking tests regularly is gay
@@Lely2.0 I’m very sick of the gay is an insult thing
She was asking for his wallet because she is familiar with the currency. Ed has no idea what Pesos are, proven by the offence he took by 10 pesos.
Demoknight tf2
Demoknight tf2
She wanted to pay because they ask for more money from non locals
That explains alot, thank you
@haianh dang Demoknight tf2
petscop is over and everyone is in quarantine, you literally have no excuse pyro just finish the damn video
"finish the fight"
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED
How do i turn off adblock
Leave it on for Pyro until he makes Petscop 2
@@SwissSauce oh ok
"this man tryna do a speed run on his marriage" that is basically the point of the show..
Want you to know I exhaled through my nose to this comment
OK I here have a list of why Ed big bad take it
- he say her breath stinky (she had a stomach ucler which means it wasn't her fault)
- he lied about his appearance
- he probably should've studied the currencey before going to meet her, when she took money out of his wallet it was probably to risk getting scammed (sometimes if a tourist is in a foreign country the people overprice it because the tourists won't know)
- with the (ahem) fun time he didn't say "i wanna do it when she's comfortable and we know eachother irl okay" he said when she takes an STD test
- he's just very pushy with everything in general, he wants to put a ring on her finger like a week after he meets her
And he's *w i d e*
This is major facts like do you really expect to date someone from a third world country with them mutually understanding the dating standards of the US?? N*gga please....
On your last point, the girl wanted a ring before ed wanted to give her a ring.
I love how you use the n-word but just fucking censor it like that makes it okay to use.
Also he said that Rose should shave her legs
His daughter is 27 years old
But his "love of his life" is 23 years old, BEEG MOVE
29*
mad lad
You're getting close, but his daughter is actually 29.
So Ed’s girlfriend,
Is younger,
Than his daughter
No Rose is 23 and his daughter is 21
@@shabbirmalik 5:11 his daughter is 29
Ajla Omeragic ohh sorry misheard
Yes his daughter is 29
I said the same thing like what the fuck is with him? That’s creepy don’t date you get than your kids.
Ed: *Mentions marriage*
pyro: *War flashbacks of his paid to be girlfriend*
Bella or hyojin? Which one of them?
i read "mentos marriage",
but why?
@@Freezorgium both
Freezorg the last time i was updated with pyro, he was still with hyojin,, what happened?
I was referring to belle delphine since 4:53
10 pesos....
...is 20 cents
lol
Hahaha
lol
5php is 0.10 cents
Nooooooo, not my 10 pesos 😥😥
what a cute shiba
Eddie is just Pyrocynical from an alternate reality where he didn’t lose weight and his wife actually left him
Epiic!
BoneFiend its a joke fuck wit
@BoneFiend bruh its a joke
@BoneFiend *t h e g a y*
Ooof
Father has returned with the sauce
:O
not as much sauce as ed
You mean the mayonnaise?
@@jthc5627 sPy FrOm GmOd WAnTs To knOe yOur MoMS cREaDiTCarD numBeR
Free My Father.
He looks like that human model that can take car crashes
I too, can steal insults from the internet
DUDE HE DOES THO OML!!!
Now I don’t have to feel bad for seeing the same thing.
@@grimthegrim2257 helo from 10 seconds ago
@BearSeek Berserker ultimate lifeform
Ed is like a silenced sniper, he tried to supress every word he said in order for rose not to get offended but ended up making rose offended
"We've been working on a long project since november"
Literally everyone: PeTsCoP 2?!??!?!?!?!?!
go i HOPE
we can only dream
Petscop 4
petscop sux
I read this comment when he said that
"My daughter who is 29 now"
"My girlfriend is 23 years old"
>hummm
I mean, as long as it's legal
this man has no neck
Omg I just realized
That would embarrass his daughter. If I was his daughter.
The mayo man I think he cant give her mayo anymore
“It is over 2 hours. So uh, it’s actually longer than Petscop”
Petscop... 2???
Shhhhhh it’s a secret
I thought the exact same thing
He also says since November which is around the same time that the petscop channel took a break from petscop 21 to the final petscop video that was released which was petscop 24 so
Im on my knees for it
CurryBoi same
Christian Velasco yes pyro petscop 2 plz , also montage parodies are cool again make those
idk if I misunderstood the joke at 14:31 but I'm pretty sure she wasn't offended because the test meant a lack of privacy. She was offended because it meant a lack of trust.
Pyro’s hairline is disappearing faster than Ed’s neck.
His neck was gone 20 years ago
Why you gotta do ma boi like that
Can't have eBoy hair if you have no hair
He's aging rapidly, he'll soon reach ColossalIsCrazy's age
Eddy from Ed Edd n Eddy neck type beat
Ed looks like someone's first attempt at drawing Jack Black
Especially when he had glasses on
His first marriage didn’t last because of infidelity, yet he talks about trust. 👁👄👁
Ironic amirite
Ur comment fucked up pal and now it looks like a single eye with a pair of lips with another eye awkwardly below the other eye, Just saying
bb poison yeah I saw that, kinda gay but whatever
I'm honestly surprised he managed to convince a SECOND woman to have sex with him. He must have REALLY wanted to cheat, which makes it even worse. He would have had to put time in to this infidelity...
big YIKES!
As an arab person i LOVE it when he writes arabic... it’s backwards..and cutted too..but funny
timestamp?
And how about that Arabic Nokia tune.
@@bergonath8851 it beautiful
Ikr
@@Adam-st4xm 11:22
His girlfriend is literally younger than his own daughter
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yikes
nice pfp lmfao
Age is a number
Wesley Watkins
So is 911
Him: your breath smells bad
*proceeds to put a condiment in his hair*
@Shey el mayo
it do like dat do.
*your
@@ashsevildead *Your**
"But Ed has a dark secret"
Me: His ne-?
*_"MAYONNAISE!"_*
nice materwelon doggo
SomeAustrianGuy eyyyy we have the same pfp
That guy is like William Birkin: As he transforms, his head sinks further into his body.
Haha been playing the REmake recently and that got me
The dislikes are from Rose and all Ed’s abandoned children
@Arslan Batyrhan Not sure if you made the same mistake I did or not but I first read "All Rose and Ed's abandoned children" instead of "Rose" and "all Ed's abandoned children" and thought the same thing.
God Ed must be a Stud
*now that’s a lot a damage*
If Danny Devito and Jack Black had a kid it would be Ed
I have never agreed more with a comment before this lamo
Nah their kid would at least be charismatic
I was thinking more jack black and Chris Farley....
She's just helping him to pay the right amount of money since she knows how the money works there. Peddlers in the third world countries have the tendecy to scam tourists.
Not to mention having that much money out in the open is dangerous and subjects you to potential robbery
Sure, but why tell him to keep the change, rather than saving extra money?
@@brickhead4098 but 10 pesos is like 0.20 dollars its change
@@brickhead4098 Well, I'm not aware of the culture, to be honest. But I assume that it's a sign of courtesy and maybe it's a custom there. Plus it's barely even 50 cents in USD form 😂
im a Filipino and what they bought was over priced, it's not normal for someone to take control of someone else's money and even if it's just 10 pesos. You can buy a lot of foods on 10 pesos
Pyrocynical is one of those rare people who can make a sponsor ad entertaining and that’s a fact
literally got his style from internet historian
Internet historian is the best at that.
"we've been working on a big project"
*petscop 2 intensifies*
I've watched Petscop 1 10 times already pyro please make petscop 2
I think he might be serious because there was no random end scene. Or i could be wrong. One or the other.
This was my exact thought
Jokes on you he’s actually making “INSTANT REGRET PLAYLIST 2”
Fat cry 3 intensifies
Mate, he’s planning to marry someone six..SIX years younger than his own daughter, imagine your stepmom being younger than you...eeeesh.
Isn’t 2??
Since he’s 54 years old, claim she’s 31 years younger than him (54-31=23) and his daughter 21 (23-21=2)
@@Zoroark_Master his daughter is 29
Does a Stepmom count who is only 3 years older than you? My twin friends have that.
My grandfather's second wife is 10 years younger than my dad
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half...
"If thy queen is asleep, thy PS4 shall beep." --Niggalations 100
Amen
Most underrated comment yet.
Niggalations 100
This guy is literally head, shoulders, knees and toes.
ed: doesn't like leg hair on women
also ed: puts mayo in his hair
Standards am i right
she asked him to shave too though? compromise works both ways. not to mention, they’re both shitty anyway lmao he’s a creep and she’s a goldigger who only wants a greencard.
Actually her digging into his wallet is pretty appropriate considering he didn’t know how pesos worked. When I first started living in Asia, or, a more specific example, when I visited Korea, I had no idea how the money worked, so my friends would take my wallet and help me out, just for the ease of transaction. Money isn’t such a huge thing in Asian country as it is in western, there is more open communication about it. She took him to go shopping in a relatively inexpensive area and bargained for him and then helped him with the conversion and anyone who has been to Asia, or even a foreign country with friends, can see she wasn’t being a gold digger. She was being kind.
True
I agree but she could have done it better. She didn’t attempt to even tell him how it worked.
She could've been trying to help, but Ed didn't consent to it and was extremely confused when it happened. She isn't the best at communicating with him but she could have at least tried.
I still wouldn't want people touching through my wallet
I mean she is a 90 day fiance so, saying she's a gold digger is still pretty appropriate.
the language barrier is actually much bigger than you’d think; while some things may sound rude when translated to English, it sounds completely fine in Tagalog (Philippine language). and if sellers see a foreigner, they usually increase the prices, so it’s always good to have someone with you who knows the place and language. she could have explained to him why she was so aggressively reaching into his wallet like that lmao but English isn’t really her strong suit...
but i’m not on anyone’s side tbh it’s a whole train wreck lol
You're right. If Ed was buying it alone, the seller would've probably sold it for ₱500
True true
The real fuckin scam was that ugly ass flower hawaiian ass shirt for 480 pesos.
That ain't Quiapo prices hahaha.
Greenhills, maybe. But not Quiapo.
10:24 Yes i can confirm i work the boom mic at tlc
10 pesos is about 20 cents. He’s tripping over less than a quarter
Its about 40 cents but yeah its still not much
@@noodlepotredacted4068 1$ ~ PHP 50 : PHP10 ~ .20$
@@noodlepotredacted4068 You're confusing Mexican Pesos to Philippines Pesos
@@amaranthine2053 oh am I? Nuts
Dude I can buy a gumball with that money
Did nobody realize his daughter is older than his fiance
Have you read the comments?
*Neymar has joined the chat*
@An Egg that wants to hit 100 subs uh oh run mate he's gonna turn you into the next mayonnaise jar hes gonna lose
I don't want to like this comment because the like counter is at 666 likes.
that was the first thing i noticed..
In all honesty, her taking money out of his wallet seems rude, but it’s actually for his safety because he has no idea how to currency works. He didn’t study anything or even research her culture. In markets, it’s very common for tourists to get pick pocketed, scammed, or mugged since tourists are usually slow at picking out currency they don’t understand and don’t know when they’re being scammed. So basically what she did is seen as rude, but she basically saved him from getting scammed or mugged.
A lot of places also give out fake currency as change which is a reason she could have said for him to keep the change, its better than being arrested for using invalid currency
Idk but to me it just seemed rude because she just took money without having a full agreement and told the cashier to keep his change.
@@mont3492 when she said keep the change it was literally equal to about 10 cents.
Damn I'm stupid
maybe she told something like that but the editors cut it out? idk...
They are both the antagonist
i like how everyone reacted to her taking money out of his wallet but she just tipped 20 cents
What is the song called when ed gets called king
@@CELL8OY It's the Silent Hill main theme.
@@talesofragnarok thanks and my bad for being a uncultured swine
@@CELL8OY No problem! And lol you're good.
actually you are wrong. She tipped 0.97 cents. 20 pesos in the philippines is .97 cents in america. And it's kind of weird since in here we really don't tip vendors
I love how Rose's house has a curtain made out of pirated movie covers
diegobagsik0524 -_-
Im a filipino and I tell you man...
ALOT of filipino men all over philippines sell pirated movies (50-100 pesos, its cheap) as a way to earn money, usually they are selling on the street.
Ikr u can even buy pc games that die halfway
@@poponpogi1 oh
where?
Ah, the good ol days of movie collections sorrily printed into some scratched up DVD all for the low price of 50-100 pesos. Those were the days
This guy has the energy of a character Jack Black would play in a romcom.
"Big Ed"?
I thought that was Bri'ish for "Big Head"
‘e’s got a rather big ‘ead don’t ‘e?
The age gap, language barrier, her grabbing his money. Yikes.
edit: insecurity and hypocrisy
You forgot insecurity and hypocrisy
insecurity and hypocrisy
insecurity and hypocrisy
insecurity and hypocrisy
Insecurity and hypocrisy
No one is talking about the fact how pyro is probably has made petscop 2 already but has been editing it since November
Noone is talking about the fact that He claimed that petscop 2 is in Produktion for more then a year
I liked the video for the 100th like what's my reward
I doubt it to be honest.
Like what are the chances?
Ikr
yeah legit lmao
Big Ed looks like a mix between Danny DeVito and Jack Black
Science has gone too far.....
He's actually watching nacho libre in one of the interviews lmao look at his tv
Edit: I found it, 23:44
Martin Stanev thats offensive to danny devito and jack black 😔😔✋✋
and Phil Swift and Keanu Reeves
Yugi Boy nacho libre from the 2006 film nacho libre
Okay. This needs to be said.
When *buying a wife on the internet.*
*How the fuck do you not expect her to be a gold-digger.* Your whole relationship started with a financial transaction.
I'm not even saying she IS a gold-digger, but if someone literally leaves their whole entire LIFE to move to a country they're completely unfamiliar with, where *they are legally not fucking allowed to work,* yeah, I expect the dude to pay for everything. He did this to himself. I'm sick of guys bait-and-switching these poor women who are WAY out of their league and then having the *nuts* to call them a fucking gold-digger, while also pushing them for sex and treating them like objects meant to service them.
@hyomin lee Yeah. Nobody would date someone like Ed for any other reason other than the money and the green card. Big surprise, considering that Ed is wider than he is tall.
Can you repeat that again
Im illiterate
@@bawicz0 "Ed is the scumbag, she deserved better"
@@illbeyourpokeman2260 Yeah, but a lot of scumbags, not just from the US, but around the world, also have a lot of money, so... we gotta work on that...
I agree but the reason she took the money to pay is because Ed had no clue of the currency because he did no research, it was about 20 cents for the first dress
"Manlets rise up"
Pyro, they can't
They're already standing
@Gooperdooper SOLDIERS, TO THE FRONT LINES
Ok
We can, stools exist
Rose: *Took 10 pesos*
Ed: **I'm Never Gonna Financially Recover from This**
Ed could've bought 10 mentoses with that.
@@PyroFTB *5, cause it costs 2 pesos each now
as a Filipino living in a foreign country, 10 pesos can buy me 2 pieces of isaw
@@SkullMachine Fucking economy. How will I feed my family now?!
@@notdave1745 as a filipino who is currently living in the Philippines, 1 isaw costs 12 pesos here lol
The fact that his girlfriend is younger than his daughter...
Oh god
What's exactly wrong with that? I get that it's rare or unorthodox but is that really wrong? Genuinely curious
@@aX0n777 It is not wrong but many consider it a taboo. Imagine if a 60 year old marries your child. It is never wrong just plain weird.
@@aX0n777 Would you rather have one of your friends marry your sister or your mother ?
@@aurelsylaj1 or daughter
Does his hat say “bruh”? Bruh
(Edit): It does! I just learned the sign language alphabet so I’m very glad I could remember
Based
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that his daughter is older than the woman he wants to marry lmao
That a massive yikes tho
No, not at all. I was about to bring it up myself.
By six years
It's funny but still acceptable, they're both adults...
I was going to comment this
I like how Pyro got inspired by Internet Historian's way to present ads and sponsors, makes ads actually entertaining to watch
Ed’s relationship with Rose ended faster than a speed runner completing a game
Thanks Giorno
Thank you Giorno, very cool
Gio I got a question do u still hate abbachio?
xtreme439 gaming no, but he hates me
Giorno Giovanna how’s life in the gang?
God, I was drinking beer and that completly random BURP at 7:15 got me so hard my nose got flooded
He's like jack black's brother who went down a completely different path...
thats why he seemed to familiar to me
r/rareinsults
lel
Saying this is a cute relationship is like saying a turtle and a fish can mate.
I assume you've never heard of the Tursh?
Mayonnaise is a hell of a drug
cause trouble make it double wait they can’t
If someone gets offended if you ask they take an STD test or if they have been tested they are dirt and you should run.
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts The fact that they had no privacy when they met in person makes me wonder if the girl would just straight up "dump" him because of how he looks if it wasn't recorded
"In fact he has such a big heart that he gave it to another woman"
I'm dying 😂😂
*BRUH*
Brutal Beat “the fact he has such a big heart that he gave it to another woman”
“I’m dying 😂 😂 “
“Im dying 😂 😂 “
I’m dying 😂 😂
"in fact he has such a big heart he gave it to another woman"
"I'm dying 😂😂"
"I'm dying 😂😂"
"I'm dying 😂😂"
I'm dying 😂😂
@@infohazards epic gamer moment 😂👌
“In fact he has such a big heart that he gave it to another woman”
“I’m dying 😂😂”
“I’m dying 😂😂”
“I’m dying 😂😂”
“I’m dying 😂😂”
“I’m dying 😂😂”
He has no neck and he has to turin his whole body to look any direction
HAHAHAHDGSDA