This TikToker Believes She's an Alien

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  • @noisemarine4246
    @noisemarine4246 หลายเดือนก่อน +3865

    "Im an alien that landed with no cloths"
    Allready has cellphone in hand.

    • @IDontmeanit
      @IDontmeanit หลายเดือนก่อน +213

      😂😂😂😂 it's an interstellar phone obviously

    • @noisemarine4246
      @noisemarine4246 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Lmao ​@@IDontmeanit

    • @JubbysDragons
      @JubbysDragons หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      Interstellar phones dont burn in our atmosphere.....clothes do however

    • @cosycatcris
      @cosycatcris หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      With Tik Tok installed

    • @ManOfWDW
      @ManOfWDW หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Well on our planet we all have the newest iPhones.

  • @Greendalewitch
    @Greendalewitch หลายเดือนก่อน +2267

    Someone once told me that the internet made people go crazy, and the majority of people weren't like this before it came along. I don't believe that. I think the internet just allowed humanity to express how weird many of us are underneath our everyday appearance.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog หลายเดือนก่อน +198

      Right! My dad worked with a guy for years as an engineer who had suffered a TBI in a car wreck, man believed he died and was commanded by the devil to build a rocket and colonize a far off planet. Even showed my dad the prototypes for said rocket, poor guy was a brilliant engineer, just insane. Died in a fire from building a giant rocket engine in his back yard. And this was back in the mid '80s. They're everywhere, we just don't know it

    • @skylineXpert
      @skylineXpert หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Indeed

    • @fashion-baller3399
      @fashion-baller3399 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People have been crazy forever. There might be more people pretending to be insane (because of clout and views) than before but the people that really believed this kind of stuff have always existed. L Ron Hubbard and everyone who buys into his supreme alien leader bullshit for example.

    • @grasswithaknife
      @grasswithaknife หลายเดือนก่อน

      All the internet did was give them a platform, anyone who thinks that there weren't an absurd amount of stupid and crazy people on earth throughout our whole history are probably stupid or crazy themselves

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +1061

    I had a roommate who spoke like this; acting smart with shallow statements

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      I had an ex bf like this. 9 times out of 10 he was wrong about everything lol

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Generally, the people who think they’re the smartest are most definitely not. I forget what it’s called but essentially it’s a peak of confidence idiots have but as you are more knowledgeable, you know that you don’t actually know much.

    • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
      @TrueUnderDawgGaming หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@justkittensbeingkittens5892 Dunning Kruger

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@justkittensbeingkittens5892 Dunning-Krueger effect. I am reminded of it every day, both when arrogant people disprove their proclaimed intellect by opening their mouths one too many times, and when I get too big for my breaches only to be humbled for not being as smart as I think I am.
      Only, the less intelligent you are, the less likely you are to be humble and humbled. Having the emotional intelligence to recognise fault, even if you score poorly on other tests of intelligence, is a form of smarts which should be praised far more.

    • @jamespaul6315
      @jamespaul6315 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lex friedman

  • @ForkLifters
    @ForkLifters หลายเดือนก่อน +517

    "we don't have hate"
    Comes to earth and talk shit to humans

    • @bobproctor4168
      @bobproctor4168 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      She just doesn't have hate on her planet, hating while on a different planet is fair game tho.

    • @wingedhussar8552
      @wingedhussar8552 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@bobproctor4168traveled light years away from home just to find a place where she can be a hater.
      Next level dedication to hating, I kinda respect it.

    • @RemiStarz26
      @RemiStarz26 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Honestly if I spent time on earth for more then an hour after living my life on a planet with no hate I’d prolly become a hater too, earth sucks man-

    • @thechosenone5421
      @thechosenone5421 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bobproctor4168 I mean, on a smaller scale, isn't this true for humans too? "We don't hate our specific group of people, we hate the OTHER groups of people that are not us!"

    • @anferneee777
      @anferneee777 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      she’s a trail blazer. like the pilgrims only douchier….

  • @satansbarman
    @satansbarman หลายเดือนก่อน +714

    3:10 'I've just landed so if you could tell me where to find clothes because you apparently wear those, that'd be great! However I'm already familiar with your smartphone technology and have made a profile for a specific brainrot platform on the internet, while speaking fluently in one of the hundreds of languages on your world.' 🤡

    • @Varnishes
      @Varnishes หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      English (NA) is the language of our galaxy

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Varnishes there's the American arrogance most people in the world can't stand, it's not enough to think the world revolves around you, you think the galaxy does 🤡

    • @LaMara-vv2wq
      @LaMara-vv2wq หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Tbf, phones don't really count as clothes so...🤷

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LaMara-vv2wq the point was that if an alien was unaware of clothes and where to find them, it's extremely unlikely it would already have found a smartphone, worked out how to use our technology and set itself up an account on the viral brainrot platform to record a video asking where to find said clothes. It's got nothing to do with phones not being clothes 😒

    • @Flat_jay
      @Flat_jay หลายเดือนก่อน

      Read Nathaniel Samson's 1648 paper on flat earth. He says earth is not flat but he never says earth is round. This guy has been silenced by nasa.
      This proves aliens exits.

  • @KingFeeshGuy
    @KingFeeshGuy หลายเดือนก่อน +3728

    If she’s an alien why does she have a human birth certificate

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @MilkWithPulp777
      @MilkWithPulp777 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      She's a sleeper agent duhh 🙄

    • @Blatant-pidgeon2
      @Blatant-pidgeon2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      are you serious??? it's clearly a way of desciving the government so she doesn't get shipped to area 51

    • @Space_Plays6259
      @Space_Plays6259 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      smh you assume she hasn’t forged one

    • @PhoenixRising883
      @PhoenixRising883 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      ​@@Space_Plays6259she didn't even know about "clothes" 😂 gimme a break 😂

  • @Zoom15000
    @Zoom15000 หลายเดือนก่อน +2299

    "We have no hate, no violence"
    But apparantly massive condescension and a sense of self-absorbed superiority.

    • @baldygrey2779
      @baldygrey2779 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Well the good news is that if she's from a parallel universe, we found a way to put them all on their own planet.
      The bad news is that they found their way back here.

    • @Zoom15000
      @Zoom15000 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@baldygrey2779 a very good point 😂
      A big question is if she comes from a place where everyone is the same and there is no hate and intolerance, then what exactly is her apparant issue with "white men"?

    • @BreadDoctor1-jj6ws
      @BreadDoctor1-jj6ws หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      eldar lore

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Zoom15000 There's no hate or violence because they got rid of all the white men? I dunno.

    • @femboygorou
      @femboygorou หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@BreadDoctor1-jj6ws she's a genestealer, just the worst genestealer of all time (literally runs around screaming 'i'm a xenos')

  • @NolenGYT
    @NolenGYT หลายเดือนก่อน +2399

    -Speaks perfect English
    -No clothes

    • @NolenGYT
      @NolenGYT หลายเดือนก่อน +268

      -Has a phone
      -No clothes

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Looks like a human
      No clothes.

    • @CollisionPlayz
      @CollisionPlayz หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      True Terminator moment

    • @ObsidianArrowYT
      @ObsidianArrowYT หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      For real she could have Atleast tried to speak some weird unknown gibberish and pass it off as alien language

    • @BloodWall
      @BloodWall หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      - Has a House
      -No Clothes
      -English
      - Phone

  • @sctkarter1111
    @sctkarter1111 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    Tik tok is basically a documentary of us devolving as a species.

    • @Rrod810
      @Rrod810 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🍿

    • @thechosenone5421
      @thechosenone5421 หลายเดือนก่อน

      there's 2 guys that forgot weight classes exist and decided to fight former strongest man in the world in MMA

    • @TrainLizard
      @TrainLizard หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thought you said developing as a species, then saw devolving…FACTS

  • @yellowmilk8649
    @yellowmilk8649 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    4:15 she literally already had a tiktok when she "landed" on earth, so she's got an email too, so im guessing her alien superiors gave her a phone, phone number, set her up an email, tiktok and taught her how to use it without her knowing 😂

    • @justinberry6411
      @justinberry6411 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Before getting any clothes too apparently 🤣

  • @richardwadd9769
    @richardwadd9769 หลายเดือนก่อน +929

    For an alien she’s got a good handle on applying makeup and hairstyles. She also nailed not only the English language, but a faultless American accent.

    • @13lilsykos
      @13lilsykos หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yeah, I noticed all of that as well.

    • @wadeboggs5375
      @wadeboggs5375 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Be careful, you might misgender it 😂

    • @uchihagottaedit
      @uchihagottaedit หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      THAT'S A WOMAN??!?!🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🗣🗣

    • @screamed_tube7975
      @screamed_tube7975 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I fr read that as "fatherless" and I was like, fair enough.

    • @baanaanaana
      @baanaanaana หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ..thats a woman??
      -said by daddy lorax

  • @Duckysmultiverse
    @Duckysmultiverse หลายเดือนก่อน +1637

    "On my planet, everyone eats rainbows and poops butterflies!"
    "That's beautiful, Katie!"
    Edit: yall are so sweet, thank youu 🩷

    • @snoodgaming4528
      @snoodgaming4528 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      W referance

    • @Viddplexx
      @Viddplexx หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Katie be praised

    • @jksdo88
      @jksdo88 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ngl she is pretty

    • @snoodgaming4528
      @snoodgaming4528 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@jksdo88 the hay

  • @matthewtheking8989
    @matthewtheking8989 หลายเดือนก่อน +458

    “You humans are really something”
    This vid proves she’s not wrong at all

    • @WPriano
      @WPriano หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Underrated comment

    • @mysticmallachi777
      @mysticmallachi777 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@TheFactGuy88 has it really been long enough to be underrated??

    • @mr.coolguy8513
      @mr.coolguy8513 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@mysticmallachi777you’re the TRUE fact guy

    • @mysticmallachi777
      @mysticmallachi777 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mr.coolguy8513 🐐

    • @Jellyfish-king
      @Jellyfish-king 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I mean like u ain’t wrong tho

  • @Kayawtiku
    @Kayawtiku หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    "On my planet, we're not DOING, we're just BEING" Wow that's so brave and insightful. Thank you.

    • @Indyawillis85
      @Indyawillis85 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂 hella brilliant

  • @WilliamAftonin1985
    @WilliamAftonin1985 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Sounds like " im going to pretend to be an alien so i can say anything i want"

  • @mothmanwantssoup1010
    @mothmanwantssoup1010 หลายเดือนก่อน +876

    Girl larping but it’s 10x sadder because she has no friends.

    • @Natetheavgeek
      @Natetheavgeek หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Dang 122 likes and no replies?

    • @RandomPerson91737
      @RandomPerson91737 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@Natetheavgeek a reply with no likes?

    • @ravestationlive
      @ravestationlive หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      She does have 18 cats though.

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Her friends are from a different galaxy.

    • @wadeboggs5375
      @wadeboggs5375 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hey! You don’t know its a girl 😂😂

  • @ifadetogray
    @ifadetogray หลายเดือนก่อน +376

    I used to work with a grown adult in the late 90s, early 2000s who tried to pull this off without the internet or social media, just wanted everyone to think he was an alien or he wanted everyone to think he was insane. Not sure which.

    • @dantecontreras887
      @dantecontreras887 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Probably just wanted to have an excuse to not show up to work.

    • @tylerbrown565
      @tylerbrown565 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I have a longtime friend whose older brother swears he is from the future.

    • @hazelmint6671
      @hazelmint6671 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If he seems serious about it, Hope it isn't like a brain tumor or anything. It's known to make people do/say things out of character or do/say random things for no reason. ​@@tylerbrown565

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Both?

    • @deslapendefilosofen5597
      @deslapendefilosofen5597 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sounds pretty funny honestly, I want to meet him 😂

  • @evanbrown4820
    @evanbrown4820 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    "I cover The Milky Way" Please cover your milky way.

  • @D1rtyDan
    @D1rtyDan หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Based alien, you’re still a level 1 naked on a new planet and your first move is to get a phone and post on TikTok

  • @MagnaEssence
    @MagnaEssence หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    i wonder how it would be to run into her IRL like...at her work, and be like "oh, i recognize you!, you're that woman who says she's an alien and all those condescending things!."
    i REALLY wonder...if she would like...pretend to be that way and make an excuse as to why she needs an earth job,
    or if she would just say it's for the algorithm and play if off that way...what would her coworkers think...
    it's certainly a situation.

    • @BakedBrain7100
      @BakedBrain7100 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She does not have a job, I’d bet my life on that. Lol

  • @Halfendymion
    @Halfendymion หลายเดือนก่อน +1213

    How did she get a phone, discover TikTok, and learn English all before getting clothes?

    • @TheLemonadeGhost
      @TheLemonadeGhost หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      She's an alien, don't judge😒

    • @Wolfaydragoon
      @Wolfaydragoon หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly my first thought was she was part of a nudist colony

    • @JubbysDragons
      @JubbysDragons หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Mental illness?😅

    • @andrecoolie1720
      @andrecoolie1720 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@TheLemonadeGhost😂😂 facts

    • @HelenaAdams33
      @HelenaAdams33 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      honestly we should stop overly taking these type of people seriously , shes most likely satire/ a troll , are internet trolls so new now?? especially on tiktok.

  • @MrJesse1472
    @MrJesse1472 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    “At my home we all respect each other because we all look alike”
    Sounds like these aliens engaged in eugenics at some point in their history.

    • @ghostrights9314
      @ghostrights9314 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      You won the internet.

    • @bigboybastard7162
      @bigboybastard7162 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even if we all looked alike, i feel like wed still fight because of differing opinions

    • @Flat_jay
      @Flat_jay หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aliens *do* exist. The earth is also flat. Read Nathaniel Samson's 1648 paper on flat earth. He says earth is not flat but he never says earth is round. This guy has been silenced by nasa.

    • @k.street.
      @k.street. หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂 planet of raysists!!!

    • @jay.u
      @jay.u หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah that’s such a weird point… if you need to all be identical to not have discrimination you completely missed the point of equality and in fact are probably a threat to equality

  • @newnamewhodis1
    @newnamewhodis1 หลายเดือนก่อน +351

    Who knew aliens were such pretentious, condescending assholes?

    • @FayAlexGG
      @FayAlexGG หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The Simpsons

    • @moralles-l7b
      @moralles-l7b หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      if I was an alien and discovered the shit humans do on TikTok , I would be just as condescending

    • @newnamewhodis1
      @newnamewhodis1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FayAlexGG so true 🤣

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki หลายเดือนก่อน

      And insufferable twats who talk way too slow…

    • @PuppetTheatet
      @PuppetTheatet หลายเดือนก่อน

      I did

  • @gamingweasel4633
    @gamingweasel4633 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I feel like this is something you'd do in middle-school, and think it was really thoughtful and creative.

  • @KCasper-qm2wm
    @KCasper-qm2wm หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    An alien learning about the most popular platforms to use before even learning that clothing exists sounds about right in the world we live in today

  • @michiganmafia
    @michiganmafia หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    Theres a big difference between forgetting about your problems for a little bit, and disassociating, I've disassociated before and its like "this world is just a veil, I want it to drop and reveal reality"

    • @brassbuckles
      @brassbuckles หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe that's why Elon Musk insists we live in a simulation and thinks he can somehow escape it.
      I am aware that there is serious science that potentially backs the "hologram" and "simulation" theories, but it takes a certain kind of person to believe they are Neo from the Matrix.
      Not dissing you, but saying maybe it's not necessarily narcissism that drives Musk to pretend he's the protagonist of a video game. Maybe he's bored or frustrated or disillusioned with the real world too.

    • @hazelmint6671
      @hazelmint6671 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Irony is, that's what she's doing by pretending to be an alien.

    • @michiganmafia
      @michiganmafia หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@hazelmint6671 Ikr the blindness to her own craziness is hilarious

  • @CheqLights
    @CheqLights หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    "on my planet we're all equal... because we look the same" ok soooo you wouldn't grasp the concept of human racism

    • @brassbuckles
      @brassbuckles หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Or sexism, for that matter, since most men and women look fairly different.

    • @noveltyjerusalem
      @noveltyjerusalem หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      and race as a whole

    • @Mr.MidKnight
      @Mr.MidKnight หลายเดือนก่อน

      My thing is, like all of us look alike, bc we are all humans lol, obviously we all look individually different but honestly if your racist, your just an ignorant fuck. We were all black at one time, that's why brown eyes are the most prominent eye color. All of us are the same, we're all a part of an infinite consciousness, the universe is more than likely some beings brain, and each planet is a neuron. That's a terrifying reality. The thing with aliens tho is this, it's extraordinarily egotistical and ignorant to believe we are the only species in this universe, even if the Christian god is real, we aren't the only species that god has created. Life is fleeting but it's also very common amongst the vastness of space..

    • @manofmagic1803
      @manofmagic1803 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@brassbucklessexism is mostly about gender or physical sex than physical appearance.

    • @randomenvelope
      @randomenvelope หลายเดือนก่อน

      You misunderstand, her saying that and when introduced to other races she thinks its weird.
      Meaning her species has now developed racism just by being introduced to a species with more than one race.
      Shes sexist and racist now.

  • @johnsummers2943
    @johnsummers2943 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    If she comes from a perfect place, then why leave it.

    • @Von20m2v
      @Von20m2v หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂 fr

    • @FreckledGoddess
      @FreckledGoddess หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Probably got kicked out.

    • @CharredinCharlie
      @CharredinCharlie หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pretty sure she’s doing this for journaling

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      To teach us.
      You're welcome

    • @matt92hun
      @matt92hun หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Maybe she's like Eastern Europeans in the west.

  • @AVentureWest
    @AVentureWest หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The fact that she would disrespect my home world Koark like that is crazy. She’s a disgrace to Blorphaks.

  • @THEANIMATIONTHEATER
    @THEANIMATIONTHEATER หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Frieza: hmmh. It seems there's yet another pest to be eradicated from this solar system

  • @HUNTRRR-sc7go
    @HUNTRRR-sc7go หลายเดือนก่อน +591

    Alright bucko, if you want to be an alien...
    *Dials Area 51*

    • @Spiny-C4
      @Spiny-C4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      fr

    • @Taxevader-gk9ms
      @Taxevader-gk9ms หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      hold up how do you have that number

    • @NickFury-i4b
      @NickFury-i4b หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Noooo! 😂😂😂

    • @WillFrom613
      @WillFrom613 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Taxevader-gk9ms shhhhhhh

    • @johnnyjohnson-z7w
      @johnnyjohnson-z7w หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      kinda suspicious bucko…

  • @arthurp.8499
    @arthurp.8499 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    4:30 she sounds like a middle school guidance counselor who acts like she really cares but doesnt

    • @NicNakBraun
      @NicNakBraun หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a guy..she 😂

    • @arthurp.8499
      @arthurp.8499 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@NicNakBraun she literally talks about how life is as a woman on earth. Did u even watch the vid?

    • @NicNakBraun
      @NicNakBraun หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arthurp.8499 🙄🥴

    • @manofmagic1803
      @manofmagic1803 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@NicNakBraun”we can always tell” but no, you cant 😂

    • @arthurp.8499
      @arthurp.8499 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NicNakBraun if u think shes trans I can tell your only "interaction" with one is the pron you watch

  • @joshualei98
    @joshualei98 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Her mother doesn’t think she’s an alien, she just sad that her daughter is weird AF.

  • @jeepwj
    @jeepwj หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    She's one of the reasons actual alien's don't stay when they visit us ....

    • @TechnicalBeastYT
      @TechnicalBeastYT 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Actual Aliens" don't exist.

  • @jsnuggels5643
    @jsnuggels5643 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:12 The way she talks in this clip reminds me so much of the woman who pretended to be a vampire that August talked about a year ago. And I mean specifically the way how she speaks, like the tone of voice, the pacing, the way she emphasises certain words etc.

  • @Corvidiot_YT
    @Corvidiot_YT หลายเดือนก่อน +509

    The “if you don’t like white men why do you vote for white men” is like someone offering you two candy bars, you pick one, and then they get mad at you for not picking something healthy.

    • @randomenvelope
      @randomenvelope หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Being white or men is and should not be an issue when voting for someone.

    • @call_meky
      @call_meky หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      @@randomenvelopeAgreed. Saying “I don’t like white men” and saying “I don’t like black women” are both equally offensive. They’re both shallow and prejudiced statements, judging someone purely based on race and gender. A president shouldn’t be picked based on those criteria.

    • @Corvidiot_YT
      @Corvidiot_YT หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@randomenvelope that’s… not the problem it’s the quote from the video

    • @shimmer410-o2i
      @shimmer410-o2i หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@call_meky I'm a black woman

    • @danielhanna19
      @danielhanna19 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@randomenvelopeI'll take obvious statements for 500

  • @benekthecat7394
    @benekthecat7394 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Seems like someon ate the moldy lunchly flavor

  • @thatonegir1
    @thatonegir1 หลายเดือนก่อน +233

    so many of these tiktokers just need therapy and it shows

    • @kmo556
      @kmo556 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      so true

    • @stanclark8824
      @stanclark8824 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Most people on there need therapy. Anyone using it needs therapy hahaha

    • @SaraSmith81
      @SaraSmith81 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      They think that is their therapy 😂

    • @Stardustuk
      @Stardustuk หลายเดือนก่อน

      For trolling? I feel like people who believe she's serious are the ones who need therapy 😂

    • @CrashBandiii
      @CrashBandiii หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SaraSmith81 spot on

  • @jbird4478
    @jbird4478 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We've always had people claiming to be aliens. Even back where I'm from in the 18th century we had a few nutcases like that.

  • @chaseking997
    @chaseking997 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    0:10 WOW 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RC-pz7tg
    @RC-pz7tg หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    “On my planet, we all get along, and we all look the same.”
    The cognitive dissonance on this one 🤣 🤣

    • @Compo202
      @Compo202 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I know you understand, but let me explain why that line is stupid. That line implies that IF people were different, there would be a problem. 😂

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Compo202 she has antivaxxer, closet eugenicist written all over her.

  • @rororumba
    @rororumba หลายเดือนก่อน +317

    Dang. The delusion to live for what I presume to be 25 years from a baby. And then one day think they are an alien reporter.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @rororumba
      @rororumba หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@p-__ completely unrelated, but you do you.

    • @Sursie_Metzger
      @Sursie_Metzger หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@rororumbaSadly these are really common bot comments now and no one can seem to do anything about them. These dumb fart comments pretty much plague the comment sections of 3 other commentary channels I frequently watch 💀

    • @rororumba
      @rororumba หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Sursie_Metzger I forgot about bots. But it’s surprising that this one lasted 4 years.

    • @sagasta1983
      @sagasta1983 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except she doesn't believe this. She's just doing it for attention. Your classic brainrot content from a social media app full of brainrot content

  • @lisacassidy7798
    @lisacassidy7798 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    "We all look the same" is very telling.

    • @BrandonHashemi
      @BrandonHashemi หลายเดือนก่อน

      dude for real. "everyone is treated equally because we look the same" sooooo you're suggesting the solution is to make us all look the same? Wild, that kinda sounds like eugenics and genocide but w/e

    • @mirimariana
      @mirimariana หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah...I was gonna say 🫢

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facs 💯

  • @Ultra04channel
    @Ultra04channel 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Astrophotography is fun. People like this person should get into it.
    Seeing with your own eyes, and having the realization that you are an indescribably tiny creature, living on what is a speck of dust on a cosmic scale, orbiting a star so small that it's considered a dwarf star, in the outer rim of one of billions of galaxies in the universe will humble you, and remind you of your place.
    People who seek nothing but attention need that realization.
    They seem interested in space, they might learn something, gain some humility, and realize just how incredible space actually is, instead of making things up.

  • @TheDivisionAgent
    @TheDivisionAgent หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    0:44 the dark times

  • @frankeeramirez5241
    @frankeeramirez5241 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    So an alien lands on earth and all of a sudden has a phone, house and im pretty sure they wouldnt talk like that lol

    • @Charelle250
      @Charelle250 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂exactly like how did she get the house?

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    How did this alien get a house on Earth and a phone before getting clothes?

    • @prodbyaxtist
      @prodbyaxtist หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You know the aliens name, not the aliens story, don’t judge 💔💔💔💔

    • @leonnunhofer3453
      @leonnunhofer3453 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She said, she found herself in a female body. Imo that means, she is a demonic, alien spirit and possessed an innocent woman. 🤷‍♂️

    • @APrivSkittlesFan
      @APrivSkittlesFan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@prodbyaxtist nah we can judge the so called FUCKING alien since she actually isn't + she probably has a mental problem thinking that she is
      and if she is. how did she get here without a UFO? so hypocritical and lame.
      and, did she ever even know anything about space, or smn like that? hah. nah i dont think so, and i won't believe anything she ever said.

  • @paigehahah183
    @paigehahah183 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    the way she talks reminds me of colleen ballinger

    • @Flat_jay
      @Flat_jay หลายเดือนก่อน

      Read Nathaniel Samson's 1648 paper on flat earth. He says earth is not flat but he never says earth is round. This guy has been silenced by nasa.

    • @paullopez2021
      @paullopez2021 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i'm reminded of early trisha paytas. when she would troll like crazy.

    • @spideysting1
      @spideysting1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Flat_jay how do I find that? I looked on google and can’t find it

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Flat_jay The earth is shaped like a dildo.

  • @littlebunnywar
    @littlebunnywar หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Holy hell i had no idea it was possible to OD on cringe. I feel like the 'narcan' for that particular malady might just be straight IV fentanyl.

  • @SavageKiku
    @SavageKiku หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Imagine if actual real aliens find this as proof of humanity's existence

  • @pelicanofpunishment6
    @pelicanofpunishment6 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    “We all respect each other because we all look the same” yeah kinda ruins the whole “why is the majority voting for what the majority is?” Question.

    • @13lilsykos
      @13lilsykos หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It shows that she's not really thought it through. Planets are HUGE and the beings that are on it evolve to fit their surroundings. For example, people from Sub-Saharan Africa evolved darker skin and humans didn't actually get the lighter skin you see in Europeans and their descendants until relatively recently. Modern humans started in Africa around 40,000 years ago. 8500 years ago, early hunter-gatherers in Spain, Luxembourg, and Hungary have been confirmed to have had darker skin.
      Sorry to make this a long post but "everyone looks the same" doesn't make much sense to me and really stuck with me... along with a few other things like her knowing how human bodies work. Like she knows how to talk, blink, etc. I was a theatre kid in school so I feel like if you're going to act out being an alien then you need to fully commit. It might be more interesting if she did. I'd watch a video on her learning how to control her face and getting excited about pooping. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @aunteggmaniac
    @aunteggmaniac หลายเดือนก่อน +969

    "i am an alien A.M.A." my ass. as soon as i watched this, two things came in to mind:
    1. why do we have these kinds of people?
    2. is she really an alien?

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @aunteggmaniac
      @aunteggmaniac หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​​@@p-__ when corndogs gone southeast out?

    • @mothmanwantssoup1010
      @mothmanwantssoup1010 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Sounds like a shitty wattpad fanfic

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Dhar Mann: Alien visits Earth. INSTANTLY REGRETS IT!

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Someone once told me that the internet made people go crazy, and the majority of people weren't like this before it. I don't believe that. I think the internet just allowed humanity to express how weird many people are underneath their everyday appearance. That is why we have these kinds of people. Because the internet gave them a platform to spout what they are thinking.

  • @DXSwanton
    @DXSwanton หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    13:47 August just pulled out his inner moistcr1tikal 😂

    • @1MillionBackshots
      @1MillionBackshots หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I thought the same thing😂

    • @Dum-e1v
      @Dum-e1v หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Watched this after watching him so I thought it was just me😂

    • @DulcetNuance
      @DulcetNuance หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I had to rewind and do a double take. That impression, intentional or not was so freaking good!

    • @cavaliothorson7755
      @cavaliothorson7755 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I really hope they do a podcast together someday if they haven't already

    • @Th3GDC
      @Th3GDC หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was literally about to come down and type this and it was the first comment here 💀

  • @theDane70
    @theDane70 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She has no clue about black holes and doesn’t realize that all life on her planet would have been wiped out a longtime before

  • @mattrose99
    @mattrose99 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    'Because of technology you all dissaociate' so uh, how in the moment do you think a farmer was in 1802 while harvesting crops? They probably sang songs and told stories or got lost in thought letting autopilot brain take the wheel. The human brain just cant handle being 100% aware the majority of the time so we naturally filter things out that arent immediatly important. If Im walking to work I dont need to register that theres leaves on the groud, I need to register if theres people on the sidewalk or if someones driving drunk or when my next turn is. Dissasociation is completely normal until it hinders your life and wellbeing.

  • @hanakize
    @hanakize หลายเดือนก่อน +290

    How bored is she... this seems insane

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @LesterCrest.I
      @LesterCrest.I หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Mental Health is no joke 👀

    • @MrZhiBMe
      @MrZhiBMe หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I'm not going to lie, I've been bored enough to do something like this. Call center tech support overnights will rot your brain

    • @LesterCrest.I
      @LesterCrest.I หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@MrZhiBMe Do something else, buy a Gaming console for your Relax Time :)
      No need to pretend to be Alien

    • @Peppy45
      @Peppy45 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LesterCrest.Ioh yeah I’ll just go buy a gaming console with zero money 😂

  • @TheZROLimit
    @TheZROLimit หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    If your going to pretend to be an alien. Commit to the bit. Don’t half-ass it like this.

  • @AnakinSkywalker-xr1th
    @AnakinSkywalker-xr1th หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    RIP little waddling end credits duck. Ill forever miss you.

  • @henryhargraves4184
    @henryhargraves4184 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Guys, I just received an intergalactic transmission-probably from the aliens’ home planet- and the alien is wanted for heinous warcrimes on their own home-world, that’s why the alien is here trying to escape.😂

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that "we all look the same" line seemed fishy, it all makes sense now.

  • @katla_phc
    @katla_phc หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    She is so smug that I genuinely feel nauseous

  • @ZymXm
    @ZymXm หลายเดือนก่อน +203

    At this point I wouldn't even be shocked if she was an alien

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @Emma_Adams015
      @Emma_Adams015 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

    • @nayb2133
      @nayb2133 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seriously

    • @Psychologicaldeformality
      @Psychologicaldeformality หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Moebz818naked mole rats can live up to 30 years

    • @ZymXm
      @ZymXm หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Moebz818 bros acting like they met the aliens, Also I was being sarcastic 😛😛

  • @b.m.933
    @b.m.933 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    If she is an alien, she is a very self-righteous alien, coming to our planet and complaining about everything, and talking about how her planet is better.

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Ethnocentrism at its finest. 😡

    • @OctaviaVega8
      @OctaviaVega8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Galactic racism

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Being condescending to the entire human race (while pretending to be a member of a different species) while simultaneously complaining about human racism is a whole new level of cognitive dissonance

    • @TiffanyNina
      @TiffanyNina หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Exactly lmao you know this planet is beneath you but you’re here complaining about it… she actually could be an alien but I’m a conspiracy theorist sooo what do I know 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

    • @BlueberryFundip
      @BlueberryFundip หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds about white

  • @Revved_up_jb
    @Revved_up_jb หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I’m an alien from another planet” - girl with an American accent speaking fluent English.

  • @thatstfnguy7726
    @thatstfnguy7726 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So little personality that she chose to become a "alien" to stand out. Unreal

  • @director_orion
    @director_orion หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    its so sad how some ppl genuinely believe these tiktok ragebaiters

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @KiloGz
      @KiloGz หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ikr this all for attention then a paycheck. attention is a helluva drug

    • @termiterasin
      @termiterasin หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Something something when people pretend to be stupid real idiots will come to the community thinking they are in good company.

    • @Stardustuk
      @Stardustuk หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, look at the comments on this video
      She's trolling, let her be, if someone is so brain rotted you believe she's serious they shouldn't be off the internet

  • @TropTruth
    @TropTruth หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Teachers: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
    Her: "An alien" 😀

  • @thatonequeen8779
    @thatonequeen8779 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    “You humans are really something” well hello pot meet kettle 😭

  • @WhydidImakethis...
    @WhydidImakethis... หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This girl read the Scythe series once and said, "yeah, I want that. that's me now."

  • @NellaJade
    @NellaJade หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Do you know how messed up American politics are?”
    Obviously not, August, she’s an alien

  • @mysticshay1460
    @mysticshay1460 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    aliens would look similar to humans but act differently plausibly...

    • @p-__
      @p-__ หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

    • @grasswithaknife
      @grasswithaknife หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, we come from monkeys, unless this is an alien from an extremely similar planet to earth, which just happened to evolve from something that is somehow an exact copy of what we evolved from, it shouldn't look just like us. On top of this if it was a planet extremely similar to ours, with the same creatures then it's safe to assume they don't have enough technology or available fuel to make it this far.

    • @domdre5
      @domdre5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      must be a really good comment when your only comment is a bot (besides from me)

    • @5h4d0w5l1f3
      @5h4d0w5l1f3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Source: it sounds cool

    • @PhoenixRising883
      @PhoenixRising883 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      She said she was inhabiting a human body. Or something along those lines.

  • @Pinchy_da_crab
    @Pinchy_da_crab หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    As an alien I can conform she Is NOT GREEN and her eyes are misshaped

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Not all aliens are greens with those giant black eyes, thats a stereotype

    • @Redacted_Theorist
      @Redacted_Theorist หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@bellaknightR597 This. I am tired of Gleep Glorp discrimination. This NEEDS to stop.

  • @theonlyhematite6776
    @theonlyhematite6776 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    We're cooked as a species

    • @NickFury-i4b
      @NickFury-i4b หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Damn it.

    • @Psychologicaldeformality
      @Psychologicaldeformality หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And it will be delicious

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Psychologicaldeformality ok Hannibal

    • @Psychologicaldeformality
      @Psychologicaldeformality หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@audreydoyle5268 don't knock it till you try it

    • @ambientvoidzz
      @ambientvoidzz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Psychologicaldeformality ayo sus

  • @CaptainAstrum
    @CaptainAstrum 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This alien sounds like a mix of someone stoned out of their mind, and a crunchy influencer

  • @DonCoste1lo
    @DonCoste1lo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:40 She thought she sounded so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @buzzyb13
    @buzzyb13 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    It's crazy how many human mannerisms this so-called "alien" displays. I never thought my first experience with a real life extraterrestrial would stem from Tiktok of all places, and never thought it would be so condescending. 😭

    • @Alfred-Neuman
      @Alfred-Neuman หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, I really doubt an alien visitor would make TikTok videos telling everybody about their real identity. This would be very bad, for security reasons...
      Unless she's using reverse psychology to make sure we all think she IS NOT an alien? 🤔

  • @Ice_creamsoup
    @Ice_creamsoup หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Of all the planets, she chose the one with taxes😂

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you mean the one with a monetary economy and nation/states?

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "On my planet we treat each other equally because we all look the same."
    ...ok but if you all look the same, how do you know that your people wouldn't be just as prejudiced if there were those among you who looked different?

    • @thatonequeen8779
      @thatonequeen8779 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That might be what she’s saying- which is kinda a wild take 💀💀

    • @IsoMacintosh
      @IsoMacintosh หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      exactly, its weird she added that to her lore instead of having the aliens be diverse.
      Its basically saying ”my species isnt racist… because theres no other races we could hate”

  • @Waterbottle12-z1q
    @Waterbottle12-z1q หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She is an alien who travels the Milky Way came to earth and started a tic tok instead of sharing tech lol

  • @wolfeyyy4226
    @wolfeyyy4226 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "the internet, it's so cute" someone get her onto rule 34 and type aliens and see her reaction to what comes up

  • @Greytopay
    @Greytopay หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    She really took here shirt off for a vid
    I meant the alien

    • @MthaMenMon
      @MthaMenMon หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean 'it' kinda looked like a man tbh

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MthaMenMon you write like someone who doesn't have contact with other people regularly.

  • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
    @justkittensbeingkittens5892 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    When she says ai runs the gig, that implies that they treat ai as lesser. There IS in fact discrimination on her planet. If it’s truly ai(actual intelligence, not our current “ai”) they should be given the same rights as all other conscious beings. Go take care of robot rights before lecturing us, lady

    • @nardalis4832
      @nardalis4832 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      yeah that is basically slave labor but with robots lmao

    • @Flat_jay
      @Flat_jay หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why not. Just do the trust thing because you don't know the situation fully and you don'r have the accuracy pf a god. Unless you think you are one though, just like NASA. Read Nathaniel Samson's 1648 paper on flat earth. He says earth is not flat but he never says earth is round. This guy has been silenced by nasa.

    • @k.street.
      @k.street. หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Intergalactic raysists.. oppressing robots smh typical 😅

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      To be fair, true artificial intelligence does not imply conscience. That’s not near the dumbest, most hypocritical thing she said in these videos.

  • @TheRaginghalfasian
    @TheRaginghalfasian หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    the alien likes to get their eye brows manicured...

  • @JackSmith-i6j
    @JackSmith-i6j หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:14 I’m just imagining walking around the neighborhood, looking up, and seeing a woman standing out her skylight wearing nothing but a pixie cut and a smile.

  • @lostregressor2376
    @lostregressor2376 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bro its like every sentence that comes out of his mouth is an attack on my brain i can literally feel my braincells dying and my intelligence slipping with each sentence

  • @Catmuffin12
    @Catmuffin12 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    4:52 Nuh uh it’s a black woman and a orange pumpkin man

    • @hero0fcanton190
      @hero0fcanton190 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably filmed when it was still Biden.

    • @InMintCondition13
      @InMintCondition13 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      If I had to guess, that video was made long before Biden dropped out.

    • @BloodSweatandFears
      @BloodSweatandFears หลายเดือนก่อน

      She’s not black.

    • @jacobcardenas9678
      @jacobcardenas9678 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Keep hating - when that Orange Pumpkin man is back in the White House you can thank us with a brain for helping to bring stability back to the world instead of the chaos and devastation that “black woman” has brought upon us.

    • @ExSpoonman
      @ExSpoonman หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@InMintCondition13so, a geriatric old white man and an orangutan...

  • @doriangrayshusband549
    @doriangrayshusband549 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    5:39 I started taking a political science class this semester (because it’s a requirement at my school) and - as someone who has been paying attention to politics for half their life and already considered themself decently informed - that class is incredibly insightful. Like I totally get why intro to political science is required now- it’s very broad, but it really helps you to understand a lot of terms that get thrown around and used incorrectly nowadays
    (Sorry for the rant, just saying that way more people aren’t as informed on politics as they realize)

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "thrown around incorrectly" or "redefined"; I like to use the latter, it gets more at what's going on. my generation still remembers when SJW was in in-group term.

  • @Starryrk
    @Starryrk หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    why is she speaking like a thirst trapper ???😭😭

  • @vivianshartzer8212
    @vivianshartzer8212 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did this woman just pretend to be an alien so she could mean girls everyone

  • @kiwwicube
    @kiwwicube 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how an aliens first instinct when landing on a new planet is recording a video for TikTok and not keeping your identity hidden

  • @deviousredneck5109
    @deviousredneck5109 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I bet that alien gets coffee from Starbucks every single day on the way to their job at google.

    • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
      @MonolithicCyanTsunami หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She seems like she works at a bealls outlet rather than google

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MonolithicCyanTsunami class-shaming is the stuff of idiots. i sincerely hope you get to work at BK some day, you've the perfect attitude for it.

  • @izzafizza339
    @izzafizza339 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Larping at its finest. Lmaooooooooo. I need to see her break character

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If she wants to play a character, lovely! But the problem is we have no idea if she is or not.

    • @johnnymidnight2982
      @johnnymidnight2982 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "What! WHAT?!?!?! This is my fourth iPhone this year!!! DAD! I NEED A NEW iPHONE!"

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Imagine she was actually a trad wife with 2 kids

    • @dylanjones4889
      @dylanjones4889 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thestraydogI mean she’s obviously playing a character

    • @brassbuckles
      @brassbuckles หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dylanjones4889 The contrarian perspective is that she could also be mentally ill. But I am pretty confident she's playing pretend.

  • @jonathanfornwalt4919
    @jonathanfornwalt4919 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Oh, yeah, I'm certain she thinks she's better and smarter than everyone else.

  • @ales141
    @ales141 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What a wild coincidence that Alien speaks native English & immediately upon landing on our planet decides to do an AMA with us feeble humans. What a nice creature

  • @raymanscape
    @raymanscape 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this alien sure was fast to pick up the most annoying human vocal fry.

  • @Teknotion
    @Teknotion หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    She doesn't believe she's an alien, she believes we're all stupid.

    • @DakumunDahBat
      @DakumunDahBat หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      to be fair, it isn't that hard to be smarter than the average american

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@DakumunDahBatlol

    • @Redacted_Theorist
      @Redacted_Theorist หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@Dakumun640 As an American, I approve of this message.

  • @BrownMan-gg7dx
    @BrownMan-gg7dx หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    @6:46 "on my planet. Everyone is treated equally because we all look the same."
    At least she's one of the honest loons.
    A Lot of them try to blend in and pretend to be normal but this woman happily displays it.

  • @sunraysmith
    @sunraysmith หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    August is feeding us just violently force feeding us

    • @TheCleverArachnid
      @TheCleverArachnid หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      duck making foie gras outta us geese

    • @Uzi002
      @Uzi002 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheCleverArachnid I had a stroke reading that

    • @TheCleverArachnid
      @TheCleverArachnid หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Uzi002 you're welcome

    • @zking2929
      @zking2929 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Im ok with that

  • @GamingWithHydro77
    @GamingWithHydro77 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ah yes you bought a phone, bought a house, created a tiktok account, learned fluent english, and film a video before finding clothes

  • @jonathandpg6115
    @jonathandpg6115 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She doesnt think she is an alien. She is role-playing

  • @sharkysharkonland
    @sharkysharkonland หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "we should improve socitey somewhat" "yet you partake in it" ahhhh takes from this alien