Tbh I can see a story where a vampire does something like this, making up the craziest shit, to ward off suspicion. That would actually be funny. This is just sad.
She's from the 1860s? I want a full timeline of events. I want her previous names, identities, I want to know what her political affiliations were, how she reacted to different innovations, what inventions she thought were gonna stick around longer before they faded into obscurity, and I want to see all of her old clothes. I wanna know how good this fanfic is
As a actual vampire I can confirm that she is not a vampire. In fact the vampire Council has a Restraining order on her. Also we are trying to get her into therapy
I’m not really good with it all the day but I’m honestly really not interested and in a bad way I don’t feel good 👍 but I’m just wondering what 😮 going on to be here
There was a girl at my elementary school who thought she was a werewolf, she constantly went on about how “her eyes change color with her emotions” she bit me when I told her it was stupid.
I knew a girl in highschool that told me her eyes turned silver when she was horny 😂 she also went by the name Cat, she thought she was very seductive in those heels she could barely walk in lol
@Evergreenpaws YIPEE fellow therian!cool theriotypes I love exploring the oceans creatures!im happy I found a therian whose theriotypes are types of ocean creatures also to be specific my exact theriotype is tiger
As another vampire hunter I can attest I’ve been unemployed since the 1600’s. The last one I staked laughed as I did away with him for some reason; Since then I’ve become a bit of a recluse only venturing out after dark!
oh NO! It's worse than we thought. she has class ten tiktok virus. she will need 10 years of therapy to cure it! but we all know that she will refuse the therapy.
Are you really a vampire hunter? If so, I hope you mean just someone who investigates and wants to find out about vampires. Real vampires are still humans, and to kill them would be murder.
When I started the video, I paused shortly after to get myself something to drink and when I got back, I read the caption of how she has some sort of power. My head instantly went to a satire done by a popular comedian in my country. He made fun of something said in a commercial with "I can do magic as well - I can make the air smell bad" (insinnuating that he can fart, because the spot was for the infamous truckstop shitter, Sanifair - and they had a child acting as if she was rocking disnay land in there, it was a horrible spot). So I had to think of that the entire time during the video. Totally same energy.
I absolutely love that she makes *videos* about being a vampire. You know.. vampires. The mythical creatures that are notorious for.. you know.. not showing up on film? And she makes videos. With herself on film. But I'm sure she has some excuse for why she can show up on film. (I am aware that vampires don't exist. I'm just saying that it's even more "proof" that she's not an actual vampire.)
The fact that she can't recognize the logical fallacy in a mythical being having superhuman powers but requiring prescription glasses is only convincing me further that she is actually that delusional. Someone please help this woman
Also the fact she doesn’t understand that anyone with over 100 years of time spent on this planet would have at least a semblance of intelligence, in fact you’d likely be far more intelligent with that much time on earth to learn- yet her intellect definitely doesn’t even reach the 60th percentile let alone 70/80 or 90 like a vampire living for over a hundred years old would have
This is something that weirdly bothers me about these people, i get it that they do it for clout an the money that small amount of clout might garner but... come on put some effort in!
As someone who is interested in Slavic Mythology (where vampires come from), it hurts me when ppl use Hollywood movies as their source: vampires are just zombies with consciousness and everyone who glorifies them keeps forgetting that... Also, fun fact: in the original myths, you do not become vampire because of the bite from another vampire, but rather as a punishment for being an awful human (because Slavs didn't had concept of hell)
A small addition, you can also become a vampire for messing with things you shouldn't in the magic area, and rarely also if you have unfinished business with someone or experienced trauma you want payback for. She'd possibly fit the last category, if she didn't say the thing about the bite. Hollywood degeneracy at its finest. Oh yeah, she'd of course have to DIE and lay dead for a few days, it's not even instant for the duch to come back. Her body wouldn't look like this "good" (In terms of preserved), and she wouldn't need to breathe, which she quite visibly does in those tiktoks even when she's not speaking.
Wait isn’t the myth of vampires from Romania? Not trying to be a smartass or start an argument I’ve just always been told by my history teachers and from my own studies that they come from Romania
Anyone else think she’s an author who’s coming out with a book. I’m surprised it only took a couple hundred years to loose her accent, and her special powers must be why the filters make her look so weird
Yes, and I am a werewolf. You see, once a month for about three days, I go through horrible pains and lose a lot of blood. I become a rage filled monster and consume a lot of chocolate to suppress the beast inside.
As a grandson of Van Helsing - I approve , that she's actual vampire. My grandpa was telling me stories about how real vampires looks like a girls with Twilight disorder syndrome.
My best friend in elementary school told me she had frozen powers (as in like Elsa). I asked her to prove it and she said that it would be too dangerous if anyone caught her. Because we were in *first grade*.
I think that’s pretty normal for kids, it’s a problem when you’re grown and still doing it. I tried to convince a girl I was sailor moon when I was like 8yo and she was not having it lol
She really needs to read the autopsy reports for the women who were murdered by Jack the Ripper. The whole "clinging onto life" is so dumb, especially when you look at Jack's modus operandi. It just seems weirdly disrespectful for the women who were killed to pretend to be in a similar situation as them but survived it and blah blah blah
I wrote a whole comment about all the inconsistencies in her story when it comes to Jack the Ripper, but yeah this shit pisses me off because those women were brutally murdered and she's disrespecting them by using their ruthless killer as a damn excuse for such a stupid reason
@@ghosted_joey9249 right?? I'm so glad other people see it too. It's so important to know the victims, the women who were viciously murdered, had horrible conditions and most of them had to turn to prostitution to survive. Shame on the lady in the video (I straight up forgot her name) for trying to make some weird profit off their stories by twisting it into a fanfiction
@@faithkurtz1656 actually all the victims were prostitutes because of their income, and it's believed that's why he targeted them as he also decimated their uterus and breasts. so for her to basically say "oh he attacked me cause I was a woman, no other reason" makes this even more disrespectful. mary jane was the only one to not be one, and that was his first victim
@@ghosted_joey9249 the mutilations were horrific and precise. Whoever Jack was, did it for a reason. Wasn't Mary Jane recorded to be his most vicious attack? Honestly it's horrible to think how terrified those women must have been, the removal of the breasts and uterus definitely screams hatred for women
As someone who's been into the topic of vampires since about 10 years before twilight came out I'm especially annoyed that she clearly took 0 inspo from anything about vampires that isn't a movie or TV show and straight up nothing that had been published before 2005
Agreed. I want to see a curly haired cherub Armand, where he lulls his victims who want to die into his arms by just freaking standing outside their home. Or the poor suffering Claudia, turned when she was a child but then grew with the rages of a woman. Dang it, now I have to read my Anne Rice books again lol.
Not only that… but Vampires Diaries came out before Twilight, and True Blood before Vampire Diaries… one simple thing in all vampire lore and those shows/movie had in common DAYLIGHT. This vamphile is recording in broad daylight, no sparkles no burning. They’re creatures of the night, not TikTok wannabes recording during the day.
As someone who has seen the pieces of "art" that Jack the Ripper has done in his life, no person who could've survived would share this information lightly, he was a monster in a human form, truly horrific what he has done, not that he killed too many, how he made the bodies barely recognisable, even a "vampire" would be left insane and heavily marked with mental trauma
I mean, how about the fact that “Jack” took her to a dungeon where he proceeded to get down with his bad self. How many of his victims were taken to a “dungeon”? None!
@@DrunkenHippo I see you are a man of culture as well, very well educated on that, we must make justice for Jack, he is a gentleman that chooses his targets on a very certain criteria, prostitutes basically, I'm sure if she were to know, she wouldn't want to be self proclaimed ex Jack victim
@geoweeb65 Few people, I think, have sought out the autopsy photos like some of us. I'm not entirely sure most people have studied the case and considered just what that depravity meant.
@@GravesLilDarkAngel I mean, they're mangled beyond recognition, most famous picture being his very last victim which looked like a butcher having amnesia trying to remember how the cuts had to be made
It's unreal how this lady uses the "do something better with your life" argument when she's probably in her mid 40s pretending to be a vampire and using silly filters on tiktok
“Why not just tell yourself that I’m an actress, or a thespian (eye roll), or that it’s satire, do you have nothing better to do than to report me?” Do you have nothing better to do than create TikTok’s saying you’re a vampire??? lol
In my awful and brief experience with TikTok, things flashed across my screen without my asking for them. Couldn’t imagine how grossed out I’d feel if this vampire lady was who I saw. TikTok is an app for when you want your eyes and ears assaulted. Or maybe I’m just old.
There is an entire group of people who live as vampires in new orleans, I used to do work for them when I was a plumber. It was a pain because they didn't want to have you come over during the day but they'd pay REALLY well to come after hours. Funny thing is they never really talked about vampire stuff or broadcasted it, few people even know they have a neighborhood they mostly share with each other. They had their own little thing going on with each other but otherwise were perfectly normal people, would chat about video games, sports, fishing, etc. Gothic design was common but it wasn't all drinking blood crazy tiktok stuff. They moved there ages ago because of Ann Rice novels and other things New Orleans and vampires tend to be associated with in fiction. I can be you they are cringing over this girl too.
I cringed just being a normal reader of Anne Rice books. I read most of the vampire chronicle but never tried to be a vampire or clame to be one. I think she has mental problems or just really needs attention.
@@violetdusk1968 I met her multiple times and did plumbing for her, she's really nice and perfectly fine. She knows about the cringe and people who follow her. Hell, she worked with the plumbing company I worked for to play a prank on me and other new plumbers by acting like she just found jesus and being all crazy about it while we were in her gothic house and stuff. She's a really cool lady, that is just good at putting herself into writing that fits her audience.
Back in the 90s (1990s, that is) I was stationed in California while in the army. A group of Vampire: The Masquerade LARPers had a habit of running around town at night, being "vampires." One of them actually thought he was a vampire and grabbed a Marine who was walking home one night and tried to bite his neck. He ended up losing several teeth in the process. Sometimes I wonder how well he fared once he had to start using a bendy straw to drain his victims.
It's so disgusting that whether she's clincally delusional or not she's trying to build clout off the backs of real victims. Jack the Ripper isn't a fairytale. He was a real serial killer and his victims who experienced such horrible abuses were real people. Those people deserve to be remembered and the horrors they endured should not be glamourized like this
I have spent time with mentally ill patients and from her body language, exaggerated eye movements and exaggerated female voice, it seems to me that she knows she isn't truly a vampire and is simply cosplaying some sort of fantasy character
Wait that’s an even better point than what I was thinking! I was thinking of what about her memories of her childhood and now, and what her “memories” of the past are like and compare them to historical accurate events
@@ashleyleavitt6219I don't blame kids for seeking attention because they'll grow out of it, also they're smart enough to pretend to be something that *actually* exists, but like a grown adult woman pretending to be a mythical creature on a social media platform is just... like who hurt you 😭
this feels less like a "vampire roleplay" or "convincing people she's a vampire" thing, it feels more like she's trying to launch a book or webseries or something
at a certain age people tend to believe they are something magical and powerful when they have no power in their real lives. the internet makes it easy to see as people just share to the world. also, if one was a vampire they wouldn't really discuss their past because of either painful memories, forgetting after such a long time has passed, or they just don't want to deal with nutters.
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The story about the girl thinking she was a witch was pretty funny. When I was in middle school during the late 80s this one girl kept telling me she was really a cannibal, that her whole family were cannibals because were too poor to buy food, and that the clothes she wore was from one of her victims. So I guess people were weird long before TikTok. Although I was the weird one, according to practically the whole school.
Being a witch is a religion so its not magical nonsense like August said but vampire is fictional nonsense, same as magic of a witch or the walking on water for a prophet.
@Dioss1 what are you talking about? Vampires exist, they bite with needles and siphon from the young. Uhoh... that was antisemitic of me...forgive me hollywood
One of the easiest way to expose her bullocks would be asking questions regarding different periods she claims she lived through that only someone with deep knowledge would know. Show her some common period gadgets throughout the decades that aren't in use no more and let her explain what it is for and how to use it. I would also be interested in her explaining the fashion, undergarments, corsets, etiquette, etc because the facts are wildly different from what is shown in majority of "period" films/shows. I would even pay to watch that. :D
Then again, there's like... so many things of current day that I don't understand and can't explain. Trust me to have no idea what most clothings are called and how they are typically worn. I mean, maybe I could to a test like that, but seriously, if I passed, I'd surprise myself. So yeah, all depends on how thick the stone is that one is living under. xDD But yeah, the idea sounds funny.
Imagine being 200 years old and you're still not rich af. Like the only common thing about all the "creatures" that are immortal and have lived for so long is being rich af or having a "family business" that lasted for generations but all generations are just the same person in different wigs, beards and clothes.
@@SandwichQueen100 the question is do cameras work the same way for vampires as mirrors do? Unfortunately they are no historical records of vampires from the same time the camera was invented so we have no one to test his on, and no myths to answer my query
@@adamt2564 I mean, disorders like schizophrenia cause delusional behaviors. A "delusion" is more of the symptom, whereas schizophrenia is one of many causes. I'm bipolar, among other things, and this can also cause delusional behavior to different extents. I wouldn't be surprised if she has some sort of thing going on, honestly.
6:57 her origin story is so funny because Jack the Ripper famously never abducted any of his victims. He killed them where he found them. If you’re going to lie, at least do your research 😅
Jack The Ripper came out in the late 1880's and NOT in 1866. She would have also have known his name and He DID NOT DIE. He would NOT have been alive in the 1880's. Plus she was not a prostitute. She was a little girl. Like...bruh🤣
@@taybahkhan7206 If she was born in 1866, she would have been 22 when Jack the Ripper was active, which was 1888. So no, she wouldn't have been "a little girl", and furthermore, the killings just ended abruptly; the best guess is that he was either incarcerated for an unrelated crime, or that he died.. so not sure how your comment makes much sense at all. Also, how would she have known his name? How does that play into anything at all? Like, taking everything she's said at face value, do you think that Jack would have revealed his true identity to her when he kidnapped her? Please, help me to understand the logic of your comment bc to me, it makes absolutely no sense.
Claims to be a vampire while making TikToks walking through her BRIGHTLY sunlit house. Seems legit. You know I almost thought it was a pretty good parody or roleplay type thing, until you described her "origin"...that's some real 7th grade fan fiction right there.
lmao didnt even think about that one xD gives the same vibe as dudes saying "whatever fuck you i can get any girl i want" to girls that they could obviously not "get"
She is a woman, seduction is simply going to a dude and saying “let’s fuck” if she was a 400 lb dude and had a bunch of hotties crawling over each other for him then there may be a belief.
@@Corpsemangle01 so i had this question , if in order to be aware of something it needs to be passed in your neurons to your brain , how come in schizophrenia , they pass something that doesn't exist hypothetically?
@@Corpsemangle01 i mean , i'm not sure they study about the mechanism exactly in psychology universities , which i heard you study symptoms , diagnosis mechanisms and effects of meds , so if that was the case , guess you can ignore the question , if you studied how schizophrenia work atomically though , would be interested to hear
Yes that is quite literally a symptom of schizophrenia and should be taken seriously even if just a silly joke on TikTok because this woman is genuinely convinced that she is a vampire hearing the thoughts of everyone judging everyone
The only difference between people like this and the kids in school who used to think that they can do a real life Kamehameha is at least those kids grew out of it.
Lol no, we simply moved on to better ways to encompass our passions. We grew out of trying to convince everyone of how cool that shit is and having them call us a nerd.😂
that could actually be because early mirrors were made from polished silver, a metal which was believed to have purifying properties(much like how its supposed to be effective to lycantheropes or how in some video games silver weapons have special properties against supposedly 'corrupt' creatures like the undead), as a result, it was believed that the silver wouldn't interact or even reflect a creature as 'impure' as a vampire. Modern mirrors get their reflective properties from aluminum, a metal not known to have any such properties. So under that line of logic, modern mirrors would reflect vampires just fine.
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤ Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe. People: okay please stay this is your place❤ Demon: okay People: **leaves** Demon: **Goes with them anyway** Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah. Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤ Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤ Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤ Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤ God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤ To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit. TH-camrs I recommend Impact videos ministries David diga Hernandez IsaiahSaldivar Mapalo DLM christian lifestyle Billy garham Danial adams Living waters Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this* Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God Things to get rid of in your home 1sage 2dream catchers 3crystals 4crystal ball 5ouija board 6 tarot and angel cards 7religious statues 8demonic movies music or video games 9soul times items 10pornography Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to. Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't 150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤ Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤ Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve You serve the devil when you Lie Hate Blasphemy Disobey Lazy Gossip Gluttony Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house Hate And unforgivness And cussing murder and more And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤ God is holy and righteous God is love So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤ You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤ Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN! Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior! God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤ Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@deathstinger13Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤ Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe. People: okay please stay this is your place❤ Demon: okay People: **leaves** Demon: **Goes with them anyway** Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah. Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤ Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤ Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤ Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤ God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤ To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit. TH-camrs I recommend Impact videos ministries David diga Hernandez IsaiahSaldivar Mapalo DLM christian lifestyle Billy garham Danial adams Living waters Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this* Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God Things to get rid of in your home 1sage 2dream catchers 3crystals 4crystal ball 5ouija board 6 tarot and angel cards 7religious statues 8demonic movies music or video games 9soul times items 10pornography Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to. Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't 150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤ Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤ Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve You serve the devil when you Lie Hate Blasphemy Disobey Lazy Gossip Gluttony Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house Hate And unforgivness And cussing murder and more And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤ God is holy and righteous God is love So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤ You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤ Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN! Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior! God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤ Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
It is one thing that she wants to be crazy for attention, she can do what she wants, I do not care. But the moment she starts making jokes about a serial killer, that’s too far. She’s basically mocking the victims and that is unacceptable.
You’re right. Making light of serial killers is an awful thing to do. Anyone with functional empathy can see how cruel it is to the family members who deal with trauma like that. People pretending to be crazy makes me really upset too. I’m mentally ill and went through a psychotic break. The fact people put on this delusional show is very damaging to individuals who genuinely suffer from delusional thinking. It discredits us.
i swear to god if this lady reenacts twilight in real life 💀 no way she actually thinks she is a vampire. i wont believe it until i see her turn into a bat 🤞🏻
when people lie they do that quite often because they even dont belive what they say. to perfectly lie u have to control mimic of face plus keep eye contact with persons...and belive least 50 procent your lie by your self
This woman is really opening herself up to being potentially attacked by really unhinged people who encounter her in person to see if her vampirism is real or not. There are individuals in the world who are absolutely not in their right minds. And I can totally see one of those people taking a gun or whatever and hunting her down to prove the demons they fear in their head are really in this world. Hope her idea of a "good time" doesn't end up with her meeting with a real monster someday.
Tiktoks for children made by a child....its like going to kindergarten n hanging out, creepy as hell cos adults have no business on there but hey paedophilia is huge in the states
As soon as she said Vampire Diaries. I knew she is just some crazy fan of that series and is basically taken it in so much she is now living it and believing she truly is a Vampire. Mental Health is a serious serious Thing and this is what happens when someone without Help Does.
I really want to see how she would respond to someone showing her a photo of herself as a child from a few decades ago. I bet her head would literally explode. 😂
If she were an actual vampire, she’d never ever tell people online, because that’s what gets you killed by an ancient elder. I’d know, since I’ve been around for a few millennia…
Ah yes, first rule of being a vampire, share that knowledge with everyone possible...
On the internet all the time
With TikTok only. Nothing else.
Clearly in violation of The Masquerade.
Also, vampires can’t be seen through reflective surfaces so how on earth is she getting picked up by the camera lens
@@davidfl4and why the hell are the lights on lmao
As a Romanian, i can comfirm she's not a vampire, actually us vampires are trying to avoid her at all costs because she scares us.
Yeah she scares us
she scares us
True true she scares us
Us Demons don’t claim her either.
As a human "which she is" she scares us too.
Imagine being a vampire and dressing like that and not living in a cool gothic mansion.
If you are a vampire then you have to live in a cool Gothic mansion
Lol get out of my head, her home has exactly zero machicolation and thats basic af
@@jesscerv919ya its like a law or something
My great grandmother is a vampire and I can confirm that she lives in a cool Gothic mansion
I know right like wouldnt vampires be so rich from being alive for so long? Her house was not giving “ive been alive for over a hundred years”
"If you've been alive 2,000 years and you still haven't found someone maybe it's time to look inward" had me actually laughing out loud
Unless you dont want someone
@@Someperson12532 She literally said, "I feel so lonely"...
I have never met a vampire that actively wants people to know that they are a vampire.
How many have you met? roflmfao
@@hexxincan’t say. First rule of vampire club.
@@hannosolo You're obviously a familiar. always protecting your masters.. smh.
Just like the unicorns and fairies stay hidden. They all said humans are too scary for them.
Tbh I can see a story where a vampire does something like this, making up the craziest shit, to ward off suspicion. That would actually be funny. This is just sad.
She's from the 1860s? I want a full timeline of events. I want her previous names, identities, I want to know what her political affiliations were, how she reacted to different innovations, what inventions she thought were gonna stick around longer before they faded into obscurity, and I want to see all of her old clothes. I wanna know how good this fanfic is
My first question would be: What did you think of Otto von Bismarck's Realpolitik and handling of the Franco - Prussian war?
Including photos, passports, bank records (assuming she racked zillions during her existence) and blood test results
I’m not saying she’s not full of shit, but how many people who are alive right now would be able to answer your question about current events?
@@pinkyssj4If she is a "vampire", wouldn't it be impossible for her to be seen on camera?
@@R.P.-hw2rq I wanna know who Jack the Ripper is. She must know as she was about at the time.
As a actual vampire I can confirm that she is not a vampire. In fact the vampire Council has a Restraining order on her. Also we are trying to get her into therapy
I’m not really good with it all the day but I’m honestly really not interested and in a bad way I don’t feel good 👍 but I’m just wondering what 😮 going on to be here
Can confirm, I placed the order (I’m on the Vampire Council)
Thanks, you're doing God's work. Or uhh, Satan. Or, ya know, whoever.
As a member of the crispy vampire region we aswell have a restraining order on this person
Good to see a Another council member
Omg 88 likes thanks.
Her forehead is so big and shiny that when actual vampires look at her, they die from the light.
Honestly valid and that’s why I got bangs
As a member of the vampire counsel, I can confirm that we made a rule against looking at her to prevent casualties
There was a girl at my elementary school who thought she was a werewolf, she constantly went on about how “her eyes change color with her emotions” she bit me when I told her it was stupid.
I was that kind of girl in elementary school,sadly lol
💀
Did you get checked out for Rabies?
No, but I should have@@Acheron666
I knew a girl in highschool that told me her eyes turned silver when she was horny 😂 she also went by the name Cat, she thought she was very seductive in those heels she could barely walk in lol
She was definitely the girl in high school who would hiss at people
I use to hiss at my mom to pretend to be a cat.
YES omg I hiss at people because it’s called vocals (I’m a cat therian btw)
@Evergreenpaws YIPEE fellow therian!cool theriotypes I love exploring the oceans creatures!im happy I found a therian whose theriotypes are types of ocean creatures also to be specific my exact theriotype is tiger
As a dog I am still VERY confused
@@bunnysdxll as someone who is not a therian, holy shit you are pretty cool, keep being you
As a stupid person I can confirm that she is one of us.
We are very, very, ashamed.
LOL
😂😂
as another stupid person we can relate
as a fellow stupid person, I can agree.
@@Damien-u5k I think we might have to kick her out
**puts on eye shadow and lipstick**
*"Yeah, im a vampire"*
As a Professional Vampire Hunter, I can confirm she is not a Vampire but a human infected with the tiktok virus.
As another vampire hunter I can attest I’ve been unemployed since the 1600’s.
The last one I staked laughed as I did away with him for some reason; Since then I’ve become a bit of a recluse only venturing out after dark!
oh NO! It's worse than we thought. she has class ten tiktok virus. she will need 10 years of therapy to cure it! but we all know that she will refuse the therapy.
I thought vampire cant show up in videos idk anymore i forgot
@@maritessquilongquilong5906 I think it’s mirrors but can I get a real vampire to confirm if you can be seen in videos or not
Are you really a vampire hunter? If so, I hope you mean just someone who investigates and wants to find out about vampires. Real vampires are still humans, and to kill them would be murder.
Any Vampire that's been around for over a century and isn't filthy rich isn't a vampire of any worth.
BRO IMAGINE WORKING FROM 1899-2023 AND STILL NOT BEING RICH OR AT LEAST NOT HAVE MORE MONEY THEN THE AVERAGE PERSON THATS UNLUCKY😭
😂😂😂
I'd be disgustingly filthy rich!
unfortunately becoming a vampire doesn't make you financially smart i guess
😂 All her generations of wealth and efforts were dashed....she blew it all on every trend that cropped up.
as a smart man once said: if youve been living for centuries and are still broke, step into the sun
If she said "when threatened I exude a cripplingly foul stench" I'd have way more respect for her lies.
when she opens her legs, so much yeast!
This needs more likes 😂
This one is probably true tho ^^
When I started the video, I paused shortly after to get myself something to drink and when I got back, I read the caption of how she has some sort of power. My head instantly went to a satire done by a popular comedian in my country.
He made fun of something said in a commercial with "I can do magic as well - I can make the air smell bad" (insinnuating that he can fart, because the spot was for the infamous truckstop shitter, Sanifair - and they had a child acting as if she was rocking disnay land in there, it was a horrible spot). So I had to think of that the entire time during the video.
Totally same energy.
More likes = success
Ah yes. The golden rule of when you’re a vampire: revealing the fact you are a vampire on the entirety of Tik Tok.
I absolutely love that she makes *videos* about being a vampire.
You know.. vampires. The mythical creatures that are notorious for.. you know.. not showing up on film?
And she makes videos. With herself on film. But I'm sure she has some excuse for why she can show up on film.
(I am aware that vampires don't exist. I'm just saying that it's even more "proof" that she's not an actual vampire.)
Guess it depends on the lore. The reason vampires didn't show up in mirrors in the old days is because they were coated with silver.
LMAO ELLIE DANTDM IS IN THE FURNACE ROOM OF HADES WHILE I MAKE BANGER CONTENT 😂👍🎉
wtf is wrong with you.@@logancracraftgaming7124
@@logancracraftgaming7124 Bot.
or the things that are pretty notorious for yknow, being secluded and not publicly announcing "hey im a vampire"
The fact that she can't recognize the logical fallacy in a mythical being having superhuman powers but requiring prescription glasses is only convincing me further that she is actually that delusional. Someone please help this woman
Also the fact she doesn’t understand that anyone with over 100 years of time spent on this planet would have at least a semblance of intelligence, in fact you’d likely be far more intelligent with that much time on earth to learn- yet her intellect definitely doesn’t even reach the 60th percentile let alone 70/80 or 90 like a vampire living for over a hundred years old would have
I’m on the floor 😂😂 “I have an astigmatism! Bleh bleh-bleh”
She’s just an attention seeker who has no friends
@sunsetschannel5439 nobody is celebrating people thinking that they are vampires, what are you talking about?
She's only fooling other people, not herself. Trust me, the LARP is real.
She's supposed to be over 200 years old, but talks like a 20 something year old. Totally believable.
I was thinking more like a 13 or 14 yr old, but I get what you're saying!
@@alexisandbillclerico15lol
If a vampire doesnt talk in an old timey talk, i dont believe it
@@yuki97kirathrow in an accent too to spice it up
This is something that weirdly bothers me about these people, i get it that they do it for clout an the money that small amount of clout might garner but... come on put some effort in!
A vampire with 0 style choices ngl💀
Vampires burn from sun💀😭😭💀🙏🙏
I liked your comment 🫠🙏🙏🙏🙏
It’s definitely a style, but maybe not for you. Instead of hating on me, maybe we can be friends.
sometimes I think I'm stupid, but then August reminds me that these people exist.
😂😂😂😂
True that
But sometimes I still feel stupid because I remember these people are not infact stupid, they are clinically insane
❤
LMAO ELLIE DANTDM IS IN THE FURNACE ROOM OF HADES WHILE I MAKE BANGER CONTENT 😂👍🎉
@@logancracraftgaming7124 what are you talking about?
As someone who is interested in Slavic Mythology (where vampires come from), it hurts me when ppl use Hollywood movies as their source: vampires are just zombies with consciousness and everyone who glorifies them keeps forgetting that...
Also, fun fact: in the original myths, you do not become vampire because of the bite from another vampire, but rather as a punishment for being an awful human (because Slavs didn't had concept of hell)
I guess she did something bad to become a vampire...
Not zombie but undead
A small addition, you can also become a vampire for messing with things you shouldn't in the magic area, and rarely also if you have unfinished business with someone or experienced trauma you want payback for. She'd possibly fit the last category, if she didn't say the thing about the bite. Hollywood degeneracy at its finest.
Oh yeah, she'd of course have to DIE and lay dead for a few days, it's not even instant for the duch to come back. Her body wouldn't look like this "good" (In terms of preserved), and she wouldn't need to breathe, which she quite visibly does in those tiktoks even when she's not speaking.
Wait isn’t the myth of vampires from Romania? Not trying to be a smartass or start an argument I’ve just always been told by my history teachers and from my own studies that they come from Romania
@@SofrWofr it was popularised in the west because of a Romanian "vampire" (Dracula) but Romania got it from us
Her being a vampire is about as real as her eyebrows.
LMAO
LMAO
Flat earthers think that earth is the most flat thing they are wrong her ass is more flat
🤣😂Omg!!!! LOL!🤣😂
You ate that 😂
"Jesus ressurected after three days is ridiculous"
Also "I am a vampire from over 140 years ago and I am twenty!"
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Anyone else think she’s an author who’s coming out with a book. I’m surprised it only took a couple hundred years to loose her accent, and her special powers must be why the filters make her look so weird
Thanks lol
Lose*
I have powers Puppy Powers.
She actually is a writer lmao. I troll her frequently on tiktok
@@reverendjackyll 😂 good to meet a troll
Yes, and I am a werewolf. You see, once a month for about three days, I go through horrible pains and lose a lot of blood. I become a rage filled monster and consume a lot of chocolate to suppress the beast inside.
😂
this disserves more likes
Oh my gosh me too!!! Finally, someone who understands me! 😂
huh?
haha
This is why not everyone should have access to social media
Yeah
No its mental illness,but yeah get off tiktok
Kids were doing this since Dracula was written.
I disagree, at least now anyone who even thinks about dating her knows just how insane she is.
@@ZebraLuv Is this a kid doing a funny joke or someone who needs help but instead is getting encouragement in their delusions?
As a grandson of Van Helsing - I approve , that she's actual vampire. My grandpa was telling me stories about how real vampires looks like a girls with Twilight disorder syndrome.
My best friend in elementary school told me she had frozen powers (as in like Elsa). I asked her to prove it and she said that it would be too dangerous if anyone caught her. Because we were in *first grade*.
I think that’s pretty normal for kids, it’s a problem when you’re grown and still doing it. I tried to convince a girl I was sailor moon when I was like 8yo and she was not having it lol
LMAO ELLIE DANTDM IS IN THE FURNACE ROOM OF HADES WHILE I MAKE BANGER CONTENT 😂👍🎉
I respect her choice to not use the powers. In first grade too, thats some impressive restraint!
It's a mental health condition in your 20's
yeah... being an 'adult' somehow makes superpowers illegal so yeah.@@NormanU-e7i
She really needs to read the autopsy reports for the women who were murdered by Jack the Ripper. The whole "clinging onto life" is so dumb, especially when you look at Jack's modus operandi. It just seems weirdly disrespectful for the women who were killed to pretend to be in a similar situation as them but survived it and blah blah blah
I wrote a whole comment about all the inconsistencies in her story when it comes to Jack the Ripper, but yeah this shit pisses me off because those women were brutally murdered and she's disrespecting them by using their ruthless killer as a damn excuse for such a stupid reason
@@ghosted_joey9249 right?? I'm so glad other people see it too. It's so important to know the victims, the women who were viciously murdered, had horrible conditions and most of them had to turn to prostitution to survive. Shame on the lady in the video (I straight up forgot her name) for trying to make some weird profit off their stories by twisting it into a fanfiction
@@faithkurtz1656 actually all the victims were prostitutes because of their income, and it's believed that's why he targeted them as he also decimated their uterus and breasts. so for her to basically say "oh he attacked me cause I was a woman, no other reason" makes this even more disrespectful. mary jane was the only one to not be one, and that was his first victim
@@ghosted_joey9249 the mutilations were horrific and precise. Whoever Jack was, did it for a reason. Wasn't Mary Jane recorded to be his most vicious attack? Honestly it's horrible to think how terrified those women must have been, the removal of the breasts and uterus definitely screams hatred for women
LMAO ELLIE DANTDM IS IN THE FURNACE ROOM OF HADES WHILE I MAKE BANGER CONTENT 😂👍🎉
As someone who's been into the topic of vampires since about 10 years before twilight came out I'm especially annoyed that she clearly took 0 inspo from anything about vampires that isn't a movie or TV show and straight up nothing that had been published before 2005
I know right?! Anne rice had amazing vampires let me see that.
Agreed. I want to see a curly haired cherub Armand, where he lulls his victims who want to die into his arms by just freaking standing outside their home. Or the poor suffering Claudia, turned when she was a child but then grew with the rages of a woman.
Dang it, now I have to read my Anne Rice books again lol.
@@incaseofrain8812who’s your favorite tho? Mine is Armand.
Not only that… but Vampires Diaries came out before Twilight, and True Blood before Vampire Diaries… one simple thing in all vampire lore and those shows/movie had in common DAYLIGHT. This vamphile is recording in broad daylight, no sparkles no burning. They’re creatures of the night, not TikTok wannabes recording during the day.
White women 😂
1:55 it was around 2-3 rd grade for me, a girl thought she was a cat and would legit lick her hands after “using the bathroom” and scratch people-
I thought I was a werewolf 😭😭
As someone who has seen the pieces of "art" that Jack the Ripper has done in his life, no person who could've survived would share this information lightly, he was a monster in a human form, truly horrific what he has done, not that he killed too many, how he made the bodies barely recognisable, even a "vampire" would be left insane and heavily marked with mental trauma
I mean, how about the fact that “Jack” took her to a dungeon where he proceeded to get down with his bad self.
How many of his victims were taken to a “dungeon”?
None!
@@DrunkenHippo I see you are a man of culture as well, very well educated on that, we must make justice for Jack, he is a gentleman that chooses his targets on a very certain criteria, prostitutes basically, I'm sure if she were to know, she wouldn't want to be self proclaimed ex Jack victim
@geoweeb65 Few people, I think, have sought out the autopsy photos like some of us. I'm not entirely sure most people have studied the case and considered just what that depravity meant.
@@GravesLilDarkAngel I mean, they're mangled beyond recognition, most famous picture being his very last victim which looked like a butcher having amnesia trying to remember how the cuts had to be made
Very true but just a thought Jack the ripper could been an angry woman
It's unreal how this lady uses the "do something better with your life" argument when she's probably in her mid 40s pretending to be a vampire and using silly filters on tiktok
She's in her twenties, tops. She's a '90s baby, and I mean 1990s.
@@SewardWriter makes it worse, but my bad
@@ZhoYoo It really does make it worse. I wonder if the pandemic gave her the idea?
Its just pronounce
yes, hilariously stupid
>believes she is a vampire
>needs corrective lenses for her eyes
Someone doesn't know what a vampire is...
To be fair , whether dead or alive if your eyeballs are football shaped maybe that carries over and then you'd need lenses ahaha
Depends on which type of vampire we’re talking about 😂 twilight vampires? Eyes fixed. Dracula vampire? Should still have glasses.
@@OpalLeigh depends, like
What about an elder scrolls one?
Your make more of a point then I can say
@@Linkman465 well then she's gonna get launched off a cliff if i'm using unrelenting force
“Why not just tell yourself that I’m an actress, or a thespian (eye roll), or that it’s satire, do you have nothing better to do than to report me?”
Do you have nothing better to do than create TikTok’s saying you’re a vampire??? lol
In my awful and brief experience with TikTok, things flashed across my screen without my asking for them. Couldn’t imagine how grossed out I’d feel if this vampire lady was who I saw. TikTok is an app for when you want your eyes and ears assaulted. Or maybe I’m just old.
There is an entire group of people who live as vampires in new orleans, I used to do work for them when I was a plumber. It was a pain because they didn't want to have you come over during the day but they'd pay REALLY well to come after hours. Funny thing is they never really talked about vampire stuff or broadcasted it, few people even know they have a neighborhood they mostly share with each other. They had their own little thing going on with each other but otherwise were perfectly normal people, would chat about video games, sports, fishing, etc. Gothic design was common but it wasn't all drinking blood crazy tiktok stuff. They moved there ages ago because of Ann Rice novels and other things New Orleans and vampires tend to be associated with in fiction. I can be you they are cringing over this girl too.
The fuck
I cringed just being a normal reader of Anne Rice books. I read most of the vampire chronicle but never tried to be a vampire or clame to be one. I think she has mental problems or just really needs attention.
@@violetdusk1968 I met her multiple times and did plumbing for her, she's really nice and perfectly fine. She knows about the cringe and people who follow her. Hell, she worked with the plumbing company I worked for to play a prank on me and other new plumbers by acting like she just found jesus and being all crazy about it while we were in her gothic house and stuff. She's a really cool lady, that is just good at putting herself into writing that fits her audience.
INTERESTING
@@violetdusk1968 claim*
Back in the 90s (1990s, that is) I was stationed in California while in the army. A group of Vampire: The Masquerade LARPers had a habit of running around town at night, being "vampires." One of them actually thought he was a vampire and grabbed a Marine who was walking home one night and tried to bite his neck. He ended up losing several teeth in the process. Sometimes I wonder how well he fared once he had to start using a bendy straw to drain his victims.
Hey baby girl how you doing baby girl 🐥 ❤️ your so beautiful 🤩
@@boojohnson1950What the hell?
@@LadyVenus125 hi beautiful ❤️❤️
@@boojohnson1950Ew
😂❤
Imagine being a vampire and still broke,just step into the sun at that point you waisted 200 years and achieved nothing
That’s pretty rude lol. I’m not broke.
I don't understand how somebody could believe this bs
“I am a witch and I’ll prove it”
*brings anthrax and mustard gas to school*
Ohhhhh noooo I think ww1 is happening again
Plus she’s German learning German history
@@Lee-eq4nr Das ist scheiße nett
@@yedyeddisonqj1 ? I know very little German
@@Lee-eq4nr it means that sh*ts nice
“When threatened I can exhibit superhuman strength”
I’m pretty sure that’s just adrenaline
or she's delusional
That’s exactly what I said
Or scitsifrenic
Brooooooo that is what makes her CRINGE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Exactly my thought. Isn't that just... every human being? Without the vampirism xD
It's so disgusting that whether she's clincally delusional or not she's trying to build clout off the backs of real victims. Jack the Ripper isn't a fairytale. He was a real serial killer and his victims who experienced such horrible abuses were real people. Those people deserve to be remembered and the horrors they endured should not be glamourized like this
I have spent time with mentally ill patients and from her body language, exaggerated eye movements and exaggerated female voice, it seems to me that she knows she isn't truly a vampire and is simply cosplaying some sort of fantasy character
@@NurseEvie No yeah of course she knows but she's still glamorizing real horrors
@@RavenRose1987so do movies. Get over yourself
@@leudast1215 Depends on the movie
I saw one of the victims dead body photos, yuck
Stop zooming in, her teeth is scaring me😭😭😭😭 9:50
Sometimes I wonder how these people's parents would react to this nonsense, like imagine your daughter telling the world she was born 150 years ago 💀
That's what I always say with the kids that say they have multiple personality disorder. D.i.d. like where are their parents?
Wait that’s an even better point than what I was thinking! I was thinking of what about her memories of her childhood and now, and what her “memories” of the past are like and compare them to historical accurate events
@@ashleyleavitt6219I don't blame kids for seeking attention because they'll grow out of it, also they're smart enough to pretend to be something that *actually* exists, but like a grown adult woman pretending to be a mythical creature on a social media platform is just... like who hurt you 😭
I’d disown them
I would expect it from a child but an adult human be... I mean vampire? It just sounds weird.
this feels less like a "vampire roleplay" or "convincing people she's a vampire" thing, it feels more like she's trying to launch a book or webseries or something
Thank you, lol. Maybe we can be friends.
" if threatened I can exhort super human strength" Yeah, so can everyone else. It's called adrenaline
"You can Google it" ;)
Literally.
i was like same dude same
@@hazelphoenix_ hey your name is just like mine, sorry dont wanna be that person but i thought that was cool
😂😂
at a certain age people tend to believe they are something magical and powerful when they have no power in their real lives. the internet makes it easy to see as people just share to the world.
also, if one was a vampire they wouldn't really discuss their past because of either painful memories, forgetting after such a long time has passed, or they just don't want to deal with nutters.
recipe for SPICY CHICKEN:
Cornstarch: Using cornstarch here will give your chicken a nice bit of crispness on the outside, that while not the same a fried breading by any stretch, does provide a nice bit of coating that definitely has shades of that, without the frying. If you don’t have or want to use cornstarch, try another starch, like arrowroot or potato starch, if you have it. If you have none of those, a coating of flour is ok, though it won’t produce the same sort of crispness and may impart a “floury” taste.
Cooking Oil: Use whatever cooking oil you prefer. I like to use a vegetable or canola oil, as it takes higher heat well.
Rice Vinegar: Unseasoned rice vinegar is recommended, if you have it only because we are already adding salt and sweet to the mix (through the honey), so you don’t necessarily need those seasonings in your vinegar. That said, if you only have seasoned rice vinegar, you can go ahead and use that. You can reduce the added honey and salt slightly, if you like
Soy Sauce: Use either regular or sodium-reduced soy sauce, as you like.
Sambal Oelek: Sambal Oelek is an Asian condiment that I am never without! It’s great for so many dishes and is easily available at most grocery stores these days. It’s definitely worthy of a place in every kitchen. Sambal does pack a heat punch though, so always remember that a little goes a long way :) As written, 1 Tbsp will give you good heat, but not screaming heat. You can probably go up to 2 Tbsp if you have teflon tastebuds :) Likewise, if you are a bit heat-averse or for feeding kids, start with 1 tsp and see how it tastes after it has reduced. You can always stir a bit more in if you want at that point.
Honey: Any runny honey will work well here. Honey is acting as a sweetener here, as opposed to adding flavour, so I tend to stick with just regular honey that has a more neutral flavour.
Sesame Oil: I love a splash of sesame oil in sauces like this, but if you don’t have sesame oil in your pantry, you can substitute extra virgin olive oil or you can just omit. It will still be a lovely sauce.
Garnishes: Diced green onion and a scattering of sesame seeds are great, optional, but recommended garnishes for your spicy chicken.
Make a bowl: Start your bowl with a layer of rice, quinoa or other grains. Top with some spicy chicken and raw or steamed vegetables.
Make it a stir fry: Before cooking your chicken, stir fry some vegetables in hot oil, then remove to a bowl. Cook your chicken per the instructions and then return your vegetables to the pan at the end to re-warm (or simply serve on top or alongside your chicken).
Try a noodle bowl: Soak some noodles in hot water (like shelf-stable udon) and add to your chicken at the end of cooking to warm. Serve in a bowl topped with grated carrot and lots of green onion. *You can use any noodle, but for a quick meal, go for a noodle that doesn’t need boiling, but rather one that just needs softening by soaking in hot water before using.
Put it in a taco: Add your spicy chicken to a warmed tortilla and top with lots of vegetables.
Put it in a taco: Add your spicy chicken to a warmed tortilla and top with lots of vegetables.
Use it in a lettuce wrap: Add some spicy chicken and cooked rice on top of large Boston lettuce leaves, top with grated carrot, green onion and sesame seeds for delicious and easy lettuce wraps.
Enjoy simply: Enjoy your spicy chicken along with a salad or simple, steamed greens or vegetables.
things that go good with spicy chicken:
Mac and cheese. A classic dish to pair with fried chicken, mac and cheese is sure to be a hit with everyone at your table. ...
Coleslaw.
Hush puppies.
Candied jalapenos.
I didn't know i needed a spicy chicken recipe but thanks
your welcome lmao@@rosemary3029
Canola oil is the inferior frying oil. Peanut is the prime choice
I am confusion 🤔
Now do it in ranked.
The story about the girl thinking she was a witch was pretty funny. When I was in middle school during the late 80s this one girl kept telling me she was really a cannibal, that her whole family were cannibals because were too poor to buy food, and that the clothes she wore was from one of her victims. So I guess people were weird long before TikTok. Although I was the weird one, according to practically the whole school.
Being a witch is a religion so its not magical nonsense like August said but vampire is fictional nonsense, same as magic of a witch or the walking on water for a prophet.
@@Supayone since when was it religion what is up with this generation
@@Twiddle_thingsWiccan. It's a religion based on a subset of witchcraft. It's been recognised as a religion for quite sometime.
@@Supayone that is not a religion lmfao yall need jesus
@Dioss1 what are you talking about? Vampires exist, they bite with needles and siphon from the young.
Uhoh... that was antisemitic of me...forgive me hollywood
One of the easiest way to expose her bullocks would be asking questions regarding different periods she claims she lived through that only someone with deep knowledge would know. Show her some common period gadgets throughout the decades that aren't in use no more and let her explain what it is for and how to use it. I would also be interested in her explaining the fashion, undergarments, corsets, etiquette, etc because the facts are wildly different from what is shown in majority of "period" films/shows. I would even pay to watch that. :D
Only 0 likes and 0 comments? Lemme’ fix that
Only 4 likes and 1 comment? Needs to be fixed...
Same, that would be awesome to see her confused and pressured to keep up her lie
" my memory of my past lives are hazy"
Then again, there's like... so many things of current day that I don't understand and can't explain. Trust me to have no idea what most clothings are called and how they are typically worn. I mean, maybe I could to a test like that, but seriously, if I passed, I'd surprise myself.
So yeah, all depends on how thick the stone is that one is living under. xDD
But yeah, the idea sounds funny.
vampires wouldn’t even reveal themselves.
Imagine being 200 years old and you're still not rich af. Like the only common thing about all the "creatures" that are immortal and have lived for so long is being rich af or having a "family business" that lasted for generations but all generations are just the same person in different wigs, beards and clothes.
Tbh if you are 200 year old vampire and's you are still not rich just step into the sun man
Tru😂😂😂😂
“The same person in different wigs” 😂😂😂 That’s hilarious!
When did I ever say I wasn’t rich?
If she's a vampire, she would be invisible on camera lol
Nope! As long as it’s not silver she would be fine
@@SandwichQueen100 the question is do cameras work the same way for vampires as mirrors do? Unfortunately they are no historical records of vampires from the same time the camera was invented so we have no one to test his on, and no myths to answer my query
My point exactly
It’s a myth that we don’t show up on camera
I met a man like this in a hospital ward once. He was schizophrenic and also was convinced he has been a federal judge for over 100 years.
Kinda stole part of your comment cus it fit perfectly.
I think there is a difference between being schizophrenic and being delusional.
LMAO ELLIE DANTDM IS IN THE FURNACE ROOM OF HADES WHILE I MAKE BANGER CONTENT 😂👍🎉
Yeah its all just a delusion
@@adamt2564
I mean, disorders like schizophrenia cause delusional behaviors. A "delusion" is more of the symptom, whereas schizophrenia is one of many causes.
I'm bipolar, among other things, and this can also cause delusional behavior to different extents. I wouldn't be surprised if she has some sort of thing going on, honestly.
She’s not 159😂when she becomes a vampire she won’t age and she did😂
6:57 her origin story is so funny because Jack the Ripper famously never abducted any of his victims. He killed them where he found them.
If you’re going to lie, at least do your research 😅
Jack The Ripper came out in the late 1880's and NOT in 1866. She would have also have known his name and He DID NOT DIE. He would NOT have been alive in the 1880's. Plus she was not a prostitute. She was a little girl. Like...bruh🤣
@@taybahkhan7206 If she was born in 1866, she would have been 22 when Jack the Ripper was active, which was 1888. So no, she wouldn't have been "a little girl", and furthermore, the killings just ended abruptly; the best guess is that he was either incarcerated for an unrelated crime, or that he died.. so not sure how your comment makes much sense at all.
Also, how would she have known his name? How does that play into anything at all? Like, taking everything she's said at face value, do you think that Jack would have revealed his true identity to her when he kidnapped her? Please, help me to understand the logic of your comment bc to me, it makes absolutely no sense.
“Go back to Recovery”
Oh shoot, that was 4 albums ago, whaddaya know, oops; know your facts before coming at anyone, little goof.
7:57 Her: “I don’t know who needs to hear this-“
Ad:”FEBEZE!”
I got the same exact thing
LOL! I got Bounty: The quicker blood picker upper...for all those messy vampires!
I got tide
I got downey
I didnt get an ad :
Me staring at a person in line at the coffee shop, concentrating: "This person....wants a coffee"
Omg you’re psychic! 😱 That’s incredible!
No-wait a second-they want a pizza. I’m a vampire, trust me.
...and then watch them order just a cookie.
I mean as a vampire I still love coffee
2:52 is crazy💀
Fight Mike Tyson is crazy Fr
HOW IS SHE STANDING IN CONTACT WITH THE SUN AND NOT BURNING
her ultra thick make up works against sunlight
@@xwulfd😭😭😭😭😭
Sunscreen
Exactly 👍
She has diamond skin duh 🙄
Claims to be a vampire while making TikToks walking through her BRIGHTLY sunlit house. Seems legit. You know I almost thought it was a pretty good parody or roleplay type thing, until you described her "origin"...that's some real 7th grade fan fiction right there.
sunlight as a weakness is disinformation...
Am I going to prison if I stab her in the heart after seeing this video?
if you ask the question then yes@@FriedSheep69
Nah bro it’s like Minecraft she got blocks overhead
@@FriedSheep69 New YT video series?
How can you "seduce anyone" and still be all alone? One thing is not like the other 🤣
lmao didnt even think about that one xD
gives the same vibe as dudes saying "whatever fuck you i can get any girl i want" to girls that they could obviously not "get"
She is a woman, seduction is simply going to a dude and saying “let’s fuck” if she was a 400 lb dude and had a bunch of hotties crawling over each other for him then there may be a belief.
HELP FRR
I have a girlfriend lol
Umm… she just responded to your comment 😂
The 'powers' just aound like hormones and the power of guessing
“I can read minds- I hear people’s thoughts”…. Girl needs to visit a psychiatrist for a schizophrenia evaluation.
As someone who’s studied Psychology, I absolutely agree with you
@@Corpsemangle01 so i had this question , if in order to be aware of something it needs to be passed in your neurons to your brain , how come in schizophrenia , they pass something that doesn't exist hypothetically?
@@Corpsemangle01 i mean , i'm not sure they study about the mechanism exactly in psychology universities , which i heard you study symptoms , diagnosis mechanisms and effects of meds , so if that was the case , guess you can ignore the question , if you studied how schizophrenia work atomically though , would be interested to hear
Yes that is quite literally a symptom of schizophrenia and should be taken seriously even if just a silly joke on TikTok because this woman is genuinely convinced that she is a vampire hearing the thoughts of everyone judging everyone
@RobAtkinson-wj4rcI think she read too much Twilight 😂
If she comes to your house with an army of vampires, just throw some of Kay's garlic dishes at her, she'll be gone faster than the speed of light
Kay's cooking is secretly meant to be a weapons channel against mythical creatures
Be a great collab
"Launch the gahlic! Launch the honions!"
From what I know of Vampires, they have to be invited in anyway. So they turn up just leave her outside on the porch
I wouldn't worry unless you invited them in 😂
The only difference between people like this and the kids in school who used to think that they can do a real life Kamehameha is at least those kids grew out of it.
Speak for yourself. I'm 35 now; I'm still training my kamehameha. I wanna use it in my Muay Thai sparring/bouts. Easy peasy win.
Lol no, we simply moved on to better ways to encompass our passions. We grew out of trying to convince everyone of how cool that shit is and having them call us a nerd.😂
@@Squiskyyou have to have good ki control like yamcha and train with master roshi
@@analogsunrise-i dont know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds disappointing.
respect to you but im built different. i did a kamehameha just last night.
She questioning if we had something better to do in life but look at her she is the last person to tell me that i should be doing something better
I mean instead of being a hater, you could be my friend
The funniest part is that somehow, she's able to do her makeup... Aren't vampires supposed to be incapable of seeing themselves in the mirror?
that could actually be because early mirrors were made from polished silver, a metal which was believed to have purifying properties(much like how its supposed to be effective to lycantheropes or how in some video games silver weapons have special properties against supposedly 'corrupt' creatures like the undead), as a result, it was believed that the silver wouldn't interact or even reflect a creature as 'impure' as a vampire. Modern mirrors get their reflective properties from aluminum, a metal not known to have any such properties. So under that line of logic, modern mirrors would reflect vampires just fine.
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
TH-camrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@deathstinger13Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
TH-camrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Maybe used an obsidian mirror lol
@@deathstinger13 came here to say this lol
It is one thing that she wants to be crazy for attention, she can do what she wants, I do not care. But the moment she starts making jokes about a serial killer, that’s too far. She’s basically mocking the victims and that is unacceptable.
We need to put a stake through the heart.
Right it’s just sad
What do you call a serial killer who only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
serial killer jokes happen all the time. Jokes about holocaust happen all the time. No one cares, they are jokes and nothing is off limits.
You’re right. Making light of serial killers is an awful thing to do. Anyone with functional empathy can see how cruel it is to the family members who deal with trauma like that.
People pretending to be crazy makes me really upset too. I’m mentally ill and went through a psychotic break. The fact people put on this delusional show is very damaging to individuals who genuinely suffer from delusional thinking. It discredits us.
i swear to god if this lady reenacts twilight in real life 💀 no way she actually thinks she is a vampire. i wont believe it until i see her turn into a bat 🤞🏻
BRO STOP😭
Aughhhhh
💀
your username has me crying rn 💀
@@im-just-kateok
I love the sarcasm in this comment section. I cant!!!
😂🤣
8:23
Bro that jump scared me with her face literally zoomed in😭😂🤣
As a toaster, I can confirm she is NOT a vampire
Thank you fellow toaster
Lol. 😂😂😂 Fantastic!!! Love it. I'm actually crying from laughing. Thank you.
W
😂😂😂😂😂
As a demon of ultimate power, this comment is accurate
Born in 1866, but expresses herself like a "dark and brooding" teenager.
she takes inspiration from that one guy from twilight I bet
I mean, that’s how we all express ourselves honestly
The side glances after every other word is driving me insane 😭
when people lie they do that quite often because they even dont belive what they say. to perfectly lie u have to control mimic of face plus keep eye contact with persons...and belive least 50 procent your lie by your self
Ikr like is she reading her script?
As a vampire I can confirm that there is a restraining order on what ever she is
I physically winced in pain when she said “adventure, love, and loss”
Thanks August
we lo, we li, we ly
BRUH SAME, I VISIBLY CRINGED
@Blueness1230 if she is, she should quit. That was the least believable delivery of a line like that I've ever heard
Right, she sounds like she is quoting some of these romantic *cough* books for older lonely women.. it is so cringy..
Lmao
Person: "How delusional are you?
Her: "Yes."
She just has Renfield's syndrom which is a type of mania or delusion in which the patient belives they are a vampire.
Or maybe she wants clicks
perhaps
+ humans can exibit superhuman strength from high adrenalin
An actual vampire wouldn't let people know.
Depends on the person. If this person suddenly actually became a vampire she would 100% scream it out to everyone she could.
lestat from queen of the damned did!
I’m a vampire too!!!
Love how she claims to be from London but she has the most American Accent of all time 💀
I’m just bored 😑 just wondering 💭 I’m just bored and now I’m bored too tired
Well that was years ago, she adapted this accent 😂
I do this on purpose
@@iamsamthevampireomg it’s you
@@iamsamthevampireThank god its satire i was worried
This woman is really opening herself up to being potentially attacked by really unhinged people who encounter her in person to see if her vampirism is real or not. There are individuals in the world who are absolutely not in their right minds. And I can totally see one of those people taking a gun or whatever and hunting her down to prove the demons they fear in their head are really in this world.
Hope her idea of a "good time" doesn't end up with her meeting with a real monster someday.
Yep, especially when she claims she has "superhuman strength when threatened"!
And she uses youtube to try and make a call for help but it is seen as just another vidwo.
I am also a vampire. All of the vampires think she’s annoying and none of us invited her to the group chat
I don’t know you, lol
Her power of cringe stops people in their tracks why she thinks she hypnotized them. They get stunned by the stupid 🙄
Underrated comment lmao
Okay but the real problem is the fact that she wants to be born in 1866 and she actually looks like she was born in *1866*
SOBBING
😭
Tiktoks for children made by a child....its like going to kindergarten n hanging out, creepy as hell cos adults have no business on there but hey paedophilia is huge in the states
Holy hell that was funny
NAHH 😭😭😭
This SCREAMS roleplaying from the early 2000s on myspace lmao
6:26 The actual unironic first episode of Hellsing...
As soon as she said Vampire Diaries. I knew she is just some crazy fan of that series and is basically taken it in so much she is now living it and believing she truly is a Vampire. Mental Health is a serious serious Thing and this is what happens when someone without Help Does.
My friend played in that show.
What… /genq
Loneliness, isolation and social media are one massive triple threat
I really want to see how she would respond to someone showing her a photo of herself as a child from a few decades ago. I bet her head would literally explode. 😂
It’s not possible lol
@@iamsamthevampireayo you look kinda like the lady from the video?
@@WiIdChimp that’s because it’s me lol
@@WiIdChimpOH SHIT, RETREAT!
@@iamsamthevampireAre you rich?
8:00, as soon as she said I don't know who needs to hear this, an ad saying our lives revolve around food immediately pops up
Mr information isn’t going to be happy
"Its been 15 years and I think that girl that threw bleach on me doesn't believe she's a witch anymore". Powerful, powerful assumption
If she were an actual vampire, she’d never ever tell people online, because that’s what gets you killed by an ancient elder. I’d know, since I’ve been around for a few millennia…
Aren't vampires just based off the legends of the greek monster Empousa? Those seem more realistic
If this girl is a vampire, then I'm living with teenage mutant ninja turtles in the sewers and dragons in the sky.
If she is a vampire in a power ranger
Those sewer mutants are teenagers and they have names
@@ZebraLuv damn right brother.
@@ZebraLuv OKI OKI ILL FIX IT DONT BE MAD!
@@ZebraLuvTrue and real.
7:44 She's literally standing in sunlight.... lmao
ROASTED + EXPOSED
T
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Only thing I’m gonna say is initially camps were allergic to sun it was introduced in cinema days for a weapon against Dracula
This vampire is putting her emotions out there. I guess you could say she has a lot at “stake”.
Lol
Yeah she had a lot of hard pills to gar lick during her inmortal life.
If you ask me...her videos are getting a little "long in the tooth".
I wish I had a drum set to play bud dump bump..tiss😂😂
She's not hypnotizing anyone. They stare at her trying to figure out what type of chisel she uses to scrape off all that makeup. 😂
Yeah. You say that now lol. 😂
@@iamsamthevampire I very rarely wear makeup and I never use foundation. I'm lucky to have clear skin.
@@victoriawilliams2786 well that’s great. I don’t wear too much makeup though and don’t appreciate you insulting me
I think her power is stupidity too
Imagine being a vampire and still needing to wear glasses.
And be fat and broke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@maszkalman3676goddamn man chill out
i agree, she probably has some mental issues, there's no need to hate so much@@lastchanc3stars
@@maszkalman3676
ZING! 😂
I laughed so hard