90s Time Traveler Discovers Minecraft

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  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4093

    “Well...”
    *”What.”*

  • @PhoenixSC
    @PhoenixSC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10753

    I, too, have yet to figure out Minecraft.

    • @chadd990
      @chadd990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Oh i get it because you make minecraft videos and you're super popular. haha funny joke.

    • @nebula2339
      @nebula2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      second reply

    • @darkdragonet1922
      @darkdragonet1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      OMG ITS PHEONIX
      ...hi and I love you ( :

    • @iwillappearanddisappear1208
      @iwillappearanddisappear1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hi

    • @sindarinlord
      @sindarinlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hi phoenix!

  • @dragumir8337
    @dragumir8337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    "I feel like i'm being pretty clear, it's a thing that lets you do stuff"
    never seen anyone describe minecraft mor accurately

    • @yarnosh
      @yarnosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't forget about the ability to not do stuff. That's an important feature of Minecraft.

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honest Trailers and Door Monster did one better: "A low-resolution Lego simulator"

    • @guaposneeze
      @guaposneeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ironically, in 1995 that still would have sounded totally awesome. VRML had been proposed less than a year before, and Cyberpunk in the 80's made doing normal stuff in VR sound like the wave of the future. The 3DFX Voodoo and the N64 were still a year away, so anything 3D was still a hugely futuristic novelty. And tons (by the standards of the time) of startup capital was being dumped wastefully into attempts to make 3D networked "spaces" for communication and entertainment. The flexibility of "make anything" in Minecraft would have been right in line with what Thought Leaders were peddling at the time. By like 1997, Quake2 had made 3D on the Internet totally mainstream and not shooting stuff in 3D would have sounded boring already. 1995 was kind of right of that inflection point where a bunch of stuff was almost possible but all still mindblowing.

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guaposneeze That is a very good perspective, although I will point out that people in Japan had the Playstation in December 1994.

    • @tanelviil9149
      @tanelviil9149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People today who are called NAZI by the crazy mainstream left (and by the people who the crazy mainstream left has managed to brainwash) , are less right wing and conservative than the people who fought the REAL NAZIs back in 1940-1945.
      Anyone who believes that NAZIs are back is mentally ill.
      People being anti immigration is not NAZISM.
      I mean what is this weird attitude, that western nations have to take in unlimited amounts of africans, arab people or chinese people????
      NO THEY DON'T.
      Here is a video that illustrates the insanity of the leftists of today.
      *Fighting Nazis Then Vs Now | FreedomToons*
      th-cam.com/video/u88EIoUkKQ0/w-d-xo.html

  • @FNAFdomania
    @FNAFdomania ปีที่แล้ว +268

    “It’s a sandbox game.”
    “So you build sand castles???”
    “You can if you want to.”

    • @REDSTONENOOB.
      @REDSTONENOOB. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But you have to use a bunch of string

  • @FolliYt
    @FolliYt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4435

    So basically, you can do stuff if you want to, but you dont have to.
    Did i get that right, Ryan?

    • @sunnysideggo2821
      @sunnysideggo2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, that is what he said in the video

    • @ryanfitzpatrick5004
      @ryanfitzpatrick5004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As another Ryan, yes that is the synopsis presented lol

    • @kadarabdullahi
      @kadarabdullahi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @skeptiktheofficial4574
      @skeptiktheofficial4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo, WHAT, @Folli I watch your videos too dude hahaha

    • @albond
      @albond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Folli *get

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4791

    You mine and you craft what's so hard to get,
    you can also do neither of those, or get a robot to play for you, or watch someone scream at it for 2 hours

    • @Jakc.
      @Jakc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hello dragoon

    • @CT-9529
      @CT-9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Didn’t expect to see you here

    • @Minekat202
      @Minekat202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi Dragoon 🙃

    • @Jakc.
      @Jakc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and thats a perfect way to say what minecraft goal is

    • @Siddhesh_war
      @Siddhesh_war 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      go back to minecraft runescape

  • @shaunakbiswas6213
    @shaunakbiswas6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    "You can dig"
    "You can build"
    "You can survive"
    "You can LOOK AT THINGS"

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shaunak Biswas, I'm not sure why, but I get the feeling you like Minecraft.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like surviving. AND looking at things.
      I MUST play this game.

    • @shaunakbiswas6213
      @shaunakbiswas6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mwplaylist2890 Ah I wonder why that is

    • @loopy1584
      @loopy1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can start a drug empire and then turn it into a country And destroy it afterwards

    • @shaunakbiswas6213
      @shaunakbiswas6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loopy1584 I think you mean Mexico

  • @SpiceDiceGame
    @SpiceDiceGame ปีที่แล้ว +23

    when I played Minecraft when I was little, this is literally the conversations my parents and I would have.

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6451

    Am I the only one to appreciate that the Album "Just Me Going La La La" has a parental advisory label?

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      It's all about intonation.

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Well, the album did have some L-word dropped in several of the songs.

    • @Akhimed
      @Akhimed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@GlassesnMouthplates 😧

    • @justceri9341
      @justceri9341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I would buy that album

    • @radstool6467
      @radstool6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GlassesnMouthplates oh my god!?

  • @jussseli
    @jussseli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    “It’s the 90s” is such a vibe and brings back good memories

    • @loganbreau882
      @loganbreau882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It brings back no memories for me because I wasn’t alive at that time.

    • @enderdude7902
      @enderdude7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@loganbreau882 Same

    • @Sam-GT3
      @Sam-GT3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello mr. Manning

    • @klashinov
      @klashinov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even that background music..damm

    • @browny3212
      @browny3212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehe

  • @Ymylock
    @Ymylock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    So that explains how Minecraft got so popular in 2 years, they got advertisements in 95!

    • @dragonman7806
      @dragonman7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aristotle_4532 What are the habit forming activities? I mean, tons of games exploit human psychology, i don't really see it in Minecraft though.

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aristotle_4532 Are massages addictive?

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aristotle_4532 I don't think any of your points have made sense so far though. Repetition isn't addiction. Are you addicted to walking? Waking up? Going to work? If you read a chapter in a textbook a few times to memorize it, are you addicted to it? Memorization, which is what you're describing, isn't addiction. Relaxation isn't addiction. You can do and even enjoy something without having a dependency on it.

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aristotle_4532 "The quality of your examples leads me to the conclusion that you have no clue." - Likewise.

  • @zachyrish2682
    @zachyrish2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    2:04 "I mean, I feel like I'm being very clear, it's a thing that lets you do stuff" Masterpiece

  • @isaiahK0V
    @isaiahK0V 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    Plot twist: The reporter in 1995 doesn’t actually die, the guy from the future is just pranking him because that’s what we do now

    • @marcusgabrielson9616
      @marcusgabrielson9616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah they didn’t have pranks in the 90s...

    • @isaiahK0V
      @isaiahK0V 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Marcus Gabrielson the joke is that pranks today are more extreme

    • @adamwebb8114
      @adamwebb8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mmm no pranks were more extreme long ago when there wasn't nanny states, drone lovers and psycho cops all over the place like there is nowadays

    • @mufradr
      @mufradr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe he is the reporter guy in the future

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mufradr or his nephew

  • @LetHerWar
    @LetHerWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    "You have to ration food and watch your health meter not to die."
    "So it is about surviving?"
    "Well... only if you want to."

    • @microlunchbox2657
      @microlunchbox2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes, he did say that

    • @Cerucid
      @Cerucid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      "Y'know you can die and those things get reset after you come back!"
      "So you have multiple lives?"
      "Only if you want to."

    • @microlunchbox2657
      @microlunchbox2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Former Auror arbitrary polygonal sink pipes. Nothing more to say.

    • @matthewflores4941
      @matthewflores4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your description sounds very similar to real life... only if you want to live.

    • @enderdude7902
      @enderdude7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

  • @strqnded
    @strqnded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4689

    "There seems to be one called Minecraft"
    "Isn't that... didn't Hitler write that?"
    that is gold

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      "Making Hitler references are TIGHT"
      FBI! Open up!

    • @missyummy1040
      @missyummy1040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm confused

    • @axisrogue
      @axisrogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@missyummy1040 Hitler wrote a book called "Mein Kampf"

    • @hellelujahh
      @hellelujahh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "No, Mein KRAFT"

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@missyummy1040 Hitler wrote Mein-Kampf

  • @BethanyKay
    @BethanyKay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2339

    I think you just explained the purpose of life while explaining the purpose of Minecraft. Existential aha moment.

  • @ErifOnaclovNusDer
    @ErifOnaclovNusDer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    “Let’s talk about popular games, not that niche one”
    “Actually it’s the best selling game of all time”
    “Holy Sh-“
    That delivery was perfect!

    • @Solidslicer
      @Solidslicer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Actual Factual

    • @bretter247
      @bretter247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He rocks the cutoff punchline so well.

    • @Solidslicer
      @Solidslicer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bretter247 ikr I couldn't stop watching

    • @BoberTee
      @BoberTee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn didn't know yandere dev watched Ryan George

    • @TankGamingADHD
      @TankGamingADHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that as it happened

  • @jennifermc1221
    @jennifermc1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    The world may never know how reporter guy in the past died. RIP

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He probably got assassinated

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean the future

    • @hoarder66
      @hoarder66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      U mean the anchor. Reporter guy is the one who says it

    • @wernerwombo3789
      @wernerwombo3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was definitely murdered

    • @louvie1066
      @louvie1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Of course we do!
      He got crazy, became the bad guy, someone snapped his neck and saved the day!

  • @Lalerato
    @Lalerato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    “You got me coming up with Bill Gates conspiracy theories”
    “Actually common in 2021”

    • @elitewolverine
      @elitewolverine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      sadly you don't even have too. Just watch bill gates speaking at the many events he attends. He writes them himself lol.

    • @ryanjenkins6116
      @ryanjenkins6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you don’t believe in the possibility of thinking outside of the norm

    • @LibertyWarrior1776
      @LibertyWarrior1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unfortunately they are not Theories, he is happy to go on record.

    • @15thobserver
      @15thobserver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'conspiracy' by the literal dictionary definition? Absolutely
      'Theory' by the literal dictionary definition? No, its on record so there is no theorizing. We are taking him at his word.

    • @johnnytee911
      @johnnytee911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@15thobserver lol not really though

  • @ryanyoung1052
    @ryanyoung1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I just noticed the street sign in the background says "Backflip" lol
    Must lead to "Snapped Neck Street" and "Saved Day Lane" 😂

  • @RandiPoitras
    @RandiPoitras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    First person to ever do acupuncture
    “I’m going to stick needles into you I decided”

    • @benjaminnoort5015
      @benjaminnoort5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "But why tho?"
      "It makes you feel better i guess"

    • @dankmagician7108
      @dankmagician7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Rory Goodchild "Oooh, in my face? That doesn't sound pleasant at all"
      "Yeah, well, it's gonna feel so good once you have enough of them in you in very specific places."

    • @superficialchasm6068
      @superficialchasm6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dankmagician7108 well that doesn’t make sense to me. I don’t think I like this idea at all.

    • @Ariothesmashbro
      @Ariothesmashbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well it helps your well-being or something
      Well being!!!
      yeah and other stuff like making sure your spinal fluid’s run appropriately and blood pressure is not Too high
      So it’s basically magic

    • @grubbybonsai
      @grubbybonsai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Ariothesmashbro
      "No"
      "Then what is it?"
      "No idea to be honest"
      "So how do I get it?"
      "Ummm... Give me money"

  • @spacebones9709
    @spacebones9709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "You can break blocks, look inside the blocks. What's in the blocks?"
    Sounds like physicists breaking down atoms. What's in the atoms? Quarks. What's in the quarks? lolol

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "What's In the Blocks?!" is a new movie sequel starring Morgan Freeman & Brad Pitt. It's called...
      [wait for it...]
      "8IGHT" 😁
      no? 😕
      I'll see myself out. 😣
      (🤣😂🤣😂🤣)

    • @MammaApa
      @MammaApa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is actually a mod for Minecraft that brings quantum physics to Minecraft...

    • @spaghettiman3757
      @spaghettiman3757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 I do not ... I don't understand.

    • @_piulin_
      @_piulin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually in the atoms there's a nucleus in the middle and some electrons squirming around, and the nucleus is made of protons and neutrons and in those are the quarks.

    • @hondaaccordex
      @hondaaccordex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blackstone when he said "what's in the blocks" it's a reference to the movie se7en where near the end of the movie someone asks "what's in the box" and that's now an iconic phrase so they're making a joke that the sequel would be 8ight as in eight but with an 8. i know the joke isn't funny now that i've explained it but i hope this helps you understand

  • @Squantle
    @Squantle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    “didn’t Hitler write that” was so well delivered I spat out hot tea all over my keyboard
    Awesome job

    • @mohamedar1667
      @mohamedar1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel bad for the keyboard

    • @danielrobillard0407
      @danielrobillard0407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And the part where he says ''I thought Nazi were back for a second there'' and the response after that

    • @meoff7602
      @meoff7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@danielrobillard0407 Well🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @putraefenddy6082
      @putraefenddy6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get the joke tho

    • @bisurker
      @bisurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@putraefenddy6082 There are lots of more out-in-the-open Nazis around now, alot of them felt emboldened by the previous President

  • @MusicalBubs
    @MusicalBubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    I love how they’ve been able to hold on to these for 26 years, without telling anyone what happens in the future. That’s some serious dedication

    • @Stray0
      @Stray0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isn't the entire thing a tv show?

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Stray0 it was but it never really became that popular despite the gimmick. The only tapes of it were discovered not that long ago.

    • @SirWenzlington
      @SirWenzlington ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Stray0 most footage was ignored as people didn’t buy into the whole future thing and those that were right thought time would explode if they paid too much attention

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Back in the 90s, most of us who watched the show thought it was just comedy, not involving real time travel. That could have changed when the presenter died, but they hushed that up because of the involvement of [redacted].

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SirWenzlington The actual problem was that it was Canadian it never aired in the US but it was on constant reruns for years because of CANCON. The next season of the show is crazy, I mean this is the classic stuff but it just gets weird from here.

  • @SpiralCee
    @SpiralCee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "To have done it."
    Minecraft in a nutshell, for sure.

    • @danieldavid3766
      @danieldavid3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AxxLAfriku What does that have anything to do with Minecraft

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AxxLAfriku "Famous". Nobody is famous here until they have at least a few hundred thousand subs :(
      Also, what does your reply have to do with the root comment?

    • @Untiforgins
      @Untiforgins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxxLAfriku Literally nobody knows or cares who you are

    • @Deadass271
      @Deadass271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lokear I think it’s stupid how hundreds of subs is seen as small. If people had an army of how many subs they had “small” you tubers could take over ancient greece

  • @p.shaver1294
    @p.shaver1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Just the guy pointing at the sign [BORING] got me laughing

    • @Gelondil
      @Gelondil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was more amused by the "Backflip" sign. :)

    • @izzygalax
      @izzygalax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gelondil Nah it's all about the "Snap the bad guy's neck" sign

    • @goatee21
      @goatee21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same I printed one and am going to use it at work.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was CameoGuy. He seems to show up as different people in each report. The lawyer. Technicolor (tm) Guy, etc. But only for a few seconds. Sometimes he gets a line. This time, just a sign.

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    _"I feel like I'm being pretty clear: it's a thing that lets you do stuff"_ kkkkkkk 🤣

    • @px6883
      @px6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      As if we didn't watch the video too
      If you spam everyone's comments at least make creative ones

    • @Brad-lt2re
      @Brad-lt2re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@px6883 amen brother

    • @gogeta4239
      @gogeta4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Racist

    • @px6883
      @px6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gogeta4239 wtf what is racist here

    • @PurpleBroadcast
      @PurpleBroadcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Racist

  • @MrTheEggman
    @MrTheEggman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I remember my first encounter with Minecraft, probably when it was just released. My exact thoughts were "what's the point?" I never got the point and gradually my kids got better at everything in Minecraft than me. Still playing it though.

    • @AlexGeek
      @AlexGeek ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and still haven't found the point

    • @CapnSlipp
      @CapnSlipp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember that early video Notch had up on the website with him putting down a few blocks and some minecart track and pushing minecarts around on a tiny track. I was like… uhh, looks dumb, but sure, I’ll join your server and try it.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The concept of Minecraft was entirely clear to me when I first saw it back in ye olden days.
      It's a sandbox. Don't eat the cat turds.

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Similar except I stopped playing it after about an hour and my son still plays it years later.

  • @ИгорьКвестов
    @ИгорьКвестов 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    "Mein craft" is if Adolf chose to engage in beer business for hipsters and wrote a book afterwards.

    • @jmrs_
      @jmrs_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is your name sergey bulcev

    • @ИгорьКвестов
      @ИгорьКвестов 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jmrs_ it's actually Albert Fitzgerald Jr., but I went with this instead to keep it short.

    • @RainbowDemon
      @RainbowDemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hate/love you how dare you make me laugh for something so obvious and dumb

    • @mjzudba801
      @mjzudba801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is your name sergey bulcev

    • @Saiyijon
      @Saiyijon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Millennials would leave Adolf's book 5 star reviews on Amazon while reeeeing that the orange man is a nazi.

  • @crocodude
    @crocodude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    “The main character from Minecraft becomes a fighter in Smash Bros”
    “Oh really, that’s very interesting what’s a Smash Bros?”

    • @AlphyYT
      @AlphyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Only for the guy in 1995 to figure out what it is 4 years later

    • @alexanderwolf1984
      @alexanderwolf1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AlphyYT and now we know what leads to his death

    • @gamecell1332
      @gamecell1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s a game where bro’s smash

    • @WildDuckTR
      @WildDuckTR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a game which let's you smash others. You can smash girls guys monsters anything you pretty much wanna smash

    • @benhelius4204
      @benhelius4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure you can explain that with street fighter

  • @joshthesandwich
    @joshthesandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The madness of not knowing how he's gonna die is gonna be a main component in how he dies.

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah he's 100% gonna be so obsessed with attempting NOT to die that he's inadvertently gonna be the cause of his own demise. Deep huh?

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Self-fulfilling prophecy :D

  • @TopAnimeLoverEver
    @TopAnimeLoverEver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    "I thought for a second Nazi's were back"
    "Well..."
    "What?"
    This man. He gets it. He gets social commentary.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Nazis never left

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@LuisSierra42 True, but for some reason people seem to have this idea that the Nazis were like a freak isolated incident. People like that have no idea why the Nazis believed what they believed and why it was bad. People have no clue how often they're casually exposed to similar rhetoric and don't think anything of it.

    • @thebadcharlie5320
      @thebadcharlie5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i just came to like the comment i knew had to exist.

    • @iwatchwithnoads7480
      @iwatchwithnoads7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@franklinbadge1215 that's because our popular media has turned them into one dimensional Disney villains.
      Try telling the common folk there were jew collaborators too and most Germans just fought for their country not thinking about genocides

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Those little details he peppers in make his videos so addictive

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    "So you can also build the Earth in a 1:1 scale in Minecraft"
    "Ok, so the goal is to replicate the Earth"
    "You can do that if you want"

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Has someone actually done that? That sounds legendary.

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@jeffbenton6183 wait you don't know?
      Go search it now lol

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@jeffbenton6183 haven’t done it they haven’t done it they are doing it though been a year since they started but it’s gonna take a long time

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@theoddtrashcan7104 though I believe they already recreated basically the entire terrain of the earth

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sergeantsharkseant maybe I don’t think so though 1 to 1 scale is way to high

  • @hazeldavis3176
    @hazeldavis3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    I love how Canadian reporter guy is. He's so polite about being stuck here in out time.

    • @BudderBean
      @BudderBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know eh ! 😂

    • @clashofmagic6672
      @clashofmagic6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BudderBean funny because Canadians say eh

    • @eek4179
      @eek4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@clashofmagic6672 its funny because he explained a funny joke eh

    • @clashofmagic6672
      @clashofmagic6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@eek4179 it's funny because he commantated on an explanation of a funny joke eh

    • @eek4179
      @eek4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@clashofmagic6672 its funny because he started a rabbit hole of explaining each others funny jokes eh

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "But there has to be some sort of objective in Minecraft, right?"
    "No there is not and I'm gonna need you to get aaaall the way of my back"

    • @michaelablank
      @michaelablank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Now I want a pitch meeting for it.

    • @spaghettiman3757
      @spaghettiman3757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelablank absolutely yes

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@michaelablank "So, you've got a movie for me?"
      "No sir, I don't"
      "Oh. Then what are you doing here?"
      "I've got an idea for a videogame"
      "Ah, you want my brother. He's in the office next door."

  • @samynator0904
    @samynator0904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "You can break blocks, look inside The blocks, what's in the blocks?"
    What a great reference right there

    • @xLuky
      @xLuky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What's in the blooooocks

    • @SeekerGoldstone
      @SeekerGoldstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Se7en was released in 1995.
      That joke was genius.

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It took me so many viewings to notice it, and then I was like "Well that was a little anachronistic because Se7en was released in 1997, but maybe Reporter Guy watched it in the future, or it's a meta joke, whatever"
      Then I looked it up and saw it was indeed released in 1995
      I guess my point here is that I would like to marry Ryan, all versions of him actually

  • @Avomance
    @Avomance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5020

    As someone that "Digs, Builds Things, Survives and Looks at Things in average graphics" on a "thig that lets you do stuff" for a living - I endorse this video :) Nice one Ryan!

    • @thecolclough
      @thecolclough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh hey guv, fancy seeing you around here =]

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The graphics aren't average though. They are very much minimalist. So way, far, miles beneath average.

    • @PeppyZeb
      @PeppyZeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The graphics aren't average.......

    • @Avomance
      @Avomance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thecolclough well Hello!!!!

    • @Nineninetails
      @Nineninetails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AVO! Hello! Nice seeing you around!

  • @CSW_YT
    @CSW_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "Now I don't feel that bad about how you die..."
    Literally Everyone: HOW DOES HE DIE!?!?!?!?!?

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Go watch the other time traveler skits

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Some guy did a backflip then snapped his neck. The day got better after that, though.

    • @CSW_YT
      @CSW_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yalkn2073 I Already did

    • @kiralawlight3140
      @kiralawlight3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SheeplessNW6 WOW, WOW, WOW...WOW

    • @desbugfan8429
      @desbugfan8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea....

  • @AbidSHasan
    @AbidSHasan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Should have put:
    "It's a game where you can do whatever you imagination desires, as long as your imagination is made of blocks"

    • @DVankeuren
      @DVankeuren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and have a ton of mods

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's like an unlimited amount of Legos that you can build entire worlds out of and cohabitate with your friends.

    • @wiggletonthewise2141
      @wiggletonthewise2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But... who’s imagination isn’t made of blocks? I’m confused

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ToyKeeper : Now you're making it sound fun!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ToyKeeper ...who are also made of Lego...

  • @RuskePerson
    @RuskePerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Alright, here's my attempt:
    "It's basically digital legos but with more punching."

    • @nabd341
      @nabd341 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s actually quite good lol

  • @evanorsomething909
    @evanorsomething909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Ryan: Looks like we haven’t uploaded one of these in months! Other Ryan: Whoops! Ryan: Whoopsie!

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SnickersEatsCookies dun dun dun!

    • @joshiejandro2321
      @joshiejandro2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Ryan who makes it: I’m gonna need you to get wayyyyyyyy off my back

  • @SpydeyDan
    @SpydeyDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I can sum up Minecraft in six words.
    Imagine never running out of Legos.

    • @NostraDavid2
      @NostraDavid2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's like legos, but you *punch* the blocks.

    • @ApequH
      @ApequH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@NostraDavid2 I've stepped on a Lego, that doesn't sound good

    • @Playingwith3D
      @Playingwith3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ApequH lol, yes they are a bastard when you are trying to get to the bathroom in the dark in your bare feet.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ApequH I've stepped on a Lego, that sounds like it would be very tolerable and even unnoticeable.

    • @DefnitelyNotFred
      @DefnitelyNotFred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KingNedya dare I say it?...
      It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @savarast
    @savarast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "I thought nazis were back for a second there"
    "well..."
    Lost my shit at that

    • @mikaylag5237
      @mikaylag5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @person43
      @person43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @spook407
      @spook407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *what?*

    • @sgtsaltstick2729
      @sgtsaltstick2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I felt my bloodpressure increase 12 times the pressure it's supposed to have.

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, they aren't though.

  • @jonathancharczenko7713
    @jonathancharczenko7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hey Ryan, I know the modem format gives more screen area to work with but when you do these 90s time travel vids you should do them in the 4:3 format of the 90s, it would lend a lot more to the authenticity of the time period :D

  • @tepigie
    @tepigie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I like how nobody is talking about how the reporter dances around the topic of how the guy in the 90’s dies

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, in 2004

    • @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007
      @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because if the pandemic is boring, than one guy's death is even more boring.

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@floricel_112 wait that's when i was born

    • @theaxbowlotl
      @theaxbowlotl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@rudrasingh6354 You killed 90's TV show host how dare you

    • @erin8050
      @erin8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What's the bet Reporter Guy just murders 90's TV Host for leaving him stuck in the future?
      Edit, spelling.

  • @diogene_s8032
    @diogene_s8032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The people of the nineties would lose their mind if they discovered the whole Minecraft community, including streamers and TH-camrs.

    • @calebcorrea7556
      @calebcorrea7556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep lol

    • @zoeishahaha
      @zoeishahaha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “So now there are these people called stans”
      “Oh, what’s Stan’s deal?”
      “Oh, no no no no no. Stan is a term for fans who, you know, take things too far.”
      “How so?”
      “Well, they take TH-camrs and just, pretend that they’re dating. They draw some pretty graphic stuff.”
      “Ohhh, I see.”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”
      “Hey, what’s a TH-camr?”
      “Okay.”
      *outro plays*

    • @anhad004
      @anhad004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      finding out that one guy just yells 'OHHH DREEAAAM....'

    • @199NickYT
      @199NickYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "What's streaming?"
      "Yeah and what's TH-cam?"

    • @chriscanfly6386
      @chriscanfly6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theyd wanna end the world

  • @stopmotionstupidity2440
    @stopmotionstupidity2440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Aaaah, playing blocky games that look like they were made in the 90's is *TIGHT*

    • @YeOldenImbecile
      @YeOldenImbecile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Getting that was super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You might want to do a back flip and snap a neck

    • @jmrs_
      @jmrs_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnree6106 and save the day

    • @EdricChang
      @EdricChang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kira It won't even let me try RTX which is probably a good thing

    • @mehpainter
      @mehpainter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, I mean I still own a GameCube, my brother still owns a PS2, and both houses still have Wii’s to this day

  • @jordansweet8054
    @jordansweet8054 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how excited Host guy gets about putting the Microsoft connection in context and trying to make sense of it. So relatable.

  • @tekuaniaakab2050
    @tekuaniaakab2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    “You can build a house, you can dig a hole, cut down a tree, look around, survive...”
    “But can’t ....you know.... do that for real?”
    “Well yeah but then you’d get all sweaty and stuff”
    “That makes sense...”

    • @dukejamesmusic
      @dukejamesmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "So Minecraft is a game where you can do stuff that most people do for real, but without the inconvenience of getting...sweaty?"
      "YeahYeahYeah!"

    • @CK-nr3mr
      @CK-nr3mr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Minecraft is a game where you can do things without having to go through the inconvenience of actually doing the thing

    • @shohamziner
      @shohamziner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "yeah, like punch a tree"
      "..."

    • @danieldavid3766
      @danieldavid3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CK-nr3mr Except for when you have to collect like a thousand sand to build a green house.

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@danieldavid3766 Yes, but that's part of the experience, unless you don't want it to be. I built a whole castle, and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience, I decided.

  • @tommy2buttz668
    @tommy2buttz668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "Why is a diaper on your chin?"
    "To save your granny!"
    "Fair enough!"

    • @davidjw06
      @davidjw06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "are the masks a problem"?
      "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "We should wear masks even if it just saves one life"
      *proceeds to bomb the shit out of Syria*

    • @mattpfarr6129
      @mattpfarr6129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wearing masks are tight! (not wearing tight masks though mind you)

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "And does it save my granny when it's just on your chin?"
      "Oh, no. Wearing it like this does absolutely nothing for your granny, or anyone else."
      "Then why do you wear it like this?"
      "Because wearing it in a way that saves lives is a little uncomfortable to me, so I decided not to do that."
      "But why not take it off then?"
      "Oh, no! I am forced to wear this! Wearing it like this is a sign of being oppressed! I'm a rebel, a matyr, a hero!"
      "I don't think you are using any of those words correctly...."

    • @maju9670
      @maju9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His granny is long gone by now

  • @everydaynoob1
    @everydaynoob1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “Some better games”
    “It’s the best selling game of all time”
    “Holy sh-“

    • @how2drawdinosaurs715
      @how2drawdinosaurs715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *end card*

    • @rententee
      @rententee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Hi there, hello. It's me, I'm the adstronaut"

    • @px6883
      @px6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, I too watched the video

    • @solidhutyr1815
      @solidhutyr1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh Thank u for telling me what i just watched

  • @mrpatel100
    @mrpatel100 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:49 - this next 10 seconds is absolute gold

  • @kashashk
    @kashashk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "What's in the BLOCKS!?" - Bad Pit, probably.

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love Bad Pit. I can't believe he didn't win an Oscar for Wof of Wal Stret.

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeffallen55 An Ocar*

    • @frostyflames7864
      @frostyflames7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bd Pt

    • @kashashk
      @kashashk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I'm not sure people got that Brad's name was mispelled as a joke on purpose or people are calling me out. 🙃

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kashashk No, we know. We're just adding to it.

  • @johnlol260
    @johnlol260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I just got scammed. I couldn't find "Just Me Going La La La" on Spotify.

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    "Well you can build a house!"
    "And you would do that because..."
    "To have done it!"
    😄👌 That's about right

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "And you would do that because..."
      So that the spiders don't eat you during the night.

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I consider Minecraft to be a form of art. You can build really cool stuff like this 1*1 dirt house I made.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog Well you can just dig a hole, it's a convenience to have a bed as set spawn. The house is totally just to have done it.

    • @MidnightSt
      @MidnightSt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      now if only people would notice that's actually kinda the main point of life too XD

    • @technomage6736
      @technomage6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MidnightSt Ah indeed! Cheers

  • @nxpy6684
    @nxpy6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:19
    What's in the blocks ?
    ~ Brad Pitt

  • @Mysterios1989
    @Mysterios1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    yay, the time traveller is back!

  • @pradyumnah4201
    @pradyumnah4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3:47
    "La la la, la la la la."
    ...
    "Nice."
    That pause made the joke 10x better

  • @alliepotter1796
    @alliepotter1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “That way you can Show off your style and personality with your ear holes” Adstronaut. I couldn’t put it better myself

    • @wadecarefully
      @wadecarefully 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      La la la, la la la la. La la

  • @onee
    @onee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how he always brings up the death of the presenter from the 90s.

  • @Kennyl.s
    @Kennyl.s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Fun fact I was playing minecraft when this came out

  • @TheNeilBlack
    @TheNeilBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "It's the bestselling video game of all time." Damn, that hit me. I remember when Minecraft WAS some little niche game inspired by Infiniminer. It was awesome to watch such a large and active community grow up around a game I love, but it still sometimes surprises me just how popular it became.

    • @Ember_Trans_Cat
      @Ember_Trans_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      inspired? im honestly surprised there hasn't been a lawsuit yet. i think they lost their chance when Microsoft bought it, they probably have good lawyers.

    • @Gamebuilder2000
      @Gamebuilder2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At this point woth all of the updates Minecraft has gone far far past infiniminer

    • @guybaronti3867
      @guybaronti3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@Ember_Trans_Cat Dude, videogames throughout history are so beyond derivative that if even a single game wins a copyright lawsuit like you're saying, the whole industry collapses. There has been dozens of failed lawsuits between even more similar games for years, and they all lose. Why would anyone sue Mojang, just to risk the high probability of losing, and then having to pay all the legal fees. It would likely bankrupt them...

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just wish Microsoft would give us modding we can use in multi-player. But they're too greedy. If my daughter didn't play it I would have stuck to Java 😡

    • @MidnightSt
      @MidnightSt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember the time when i still believed it was inspired by Dwarf Fortress too, and was looking forward to when it'll start implementing actual mechanics XD

  • @iBoss818
    @iBoss818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    "Minecraft"
    "Didn't Hitler write that?"
    Me: *_W H E E Z E_*

    • @JosephLachh
      @JosephLachh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't get it.

    • @doublelightangel
      @doublelightangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Frilabird finally.. I'm reading all those other comments thinking 'seriously? Noone gets the joke?'

    • @jonathannorris9475
      @jonathannorris9475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doesn't really work if you've got a british accent though. 😑
      Edit : someone pointed out that I should have specified a southern English accent. Sorry, Scotland. 😅

    • @EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000
      @EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jonathannorris9475 Ryan is Canadian luckily

    • @kg7518
      @kg7518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Wrulol uhhhhh imma pretend I did not read this

  • @iggy9790
    @iggy9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That perfectly sums up trying to make Minecraft sound interesting to someone.
    I hated it until my sister got me to play it. It's something you need to actually play to understand and you'll either love it or hate it... but probably love it.

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Ryan George explaining Minecraft to the 90's is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

    • @Hunar1997
      @Hunar1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mobile C.apk

    • @adamwebb8114
      @adamwebb8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamwebb8114 ok, greatest thing I’ve seen today

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    “Wow! So this Notch guy must be the most popular game dev out there”
    “Yeah he was... until suddenly wasn’t...”

    • @simonwyzik8661
      @simonwyzik8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      (Laughs in Tobias Fox)

    • @DanKaschel
      @DanKaschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@countbleck35 you brought the salt here, not some scary liberals

    • @finch3766
      @finch3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I-

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@countbleck35 You conservatives are the real snowflakes. Waaah the election was stolen! I'm afraid of trans people and liberals Waaah.

    • @jnb756
      @jnb756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@countbleck35 and for hurting the feelings of CONservatives for not having enough stupid conspiracy theories to base the life of the character on

  • @elliotschnabel8364
    @elliotschnabel8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    I can only imagine what this sounds like to someone who has never played Minecraft before.

    • @zaminahmed297
      @zaminahmed297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Only play minecraft once so that pretty much sums me up

    • @BroderickAmato
      @BroderickAmato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dear God, they’d be so confused XD

    • @kellin12
      @kellin12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Me "playing" one time with my kids, "But what's the point? What am I trying to do?"

    • @cma1676
      @cma1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never played, I think I saw some short videos about it?

    • @charleneWL
      @charleneWL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kellin12 LOL me too my som instantly got irritated that I “needed the point “!!!😂😅

  • @jerrysanchez5453
    @jerrysanchez5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly just found this channel and loveing it thoroughly

  • @justyourlocalbernana1823
    @justyourlocalbernana1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "How about you tell us about the actually POPULAR games?"
    "Actually, it's the best selling game of all time."

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    “What do you have on movies”
    “Well there’s Avengers Endgame”
    “The Avengers? They’re kinda lame let’s talk about a popular movie”
    “It’s the highest grossing movie of all time”
    “Oh holy shi-“

    • @ojasvamaurya1188
      @ojasvamaurya1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It isn't anymore.Avatar's back at top again

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "They did a remake of that weird Sean Connery movie?"

    • @Dunger974
      @Dunger974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let’s talk about more popular marvel characters like the fantastic four

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Dunger974 Oh yeah, they keep killing it. They just can't seem to get a franchise going with those, but someone sure keeps trying for some reason.

    • @wabc2336
      @wabc2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah they don't even know what the Avengers are, it'd be like-
      "What do you have on movies"
      "Well there's Shang Chi"
      "Ooh is that some kind of Japanese karate master?"
      "No it's a Marvel movie."
      "Like the Marvel comics?"
      "Yeah, you know Marvel, with the Avengers."
      "That's kinda lame, what about action movies, real blockbusters?"
      "Avengers 4 was the highest grossing movie of all time"
      "Oh ok holy shi-"

  • @MarkelleRayneeSheree
    @MarkelleRayneeSheree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The whole time minecraft has existed i have felt like this 90s guy.

    • @conan2650
      @conan2650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its acutualy a good game and really fun to play with friends. And If graphics are something important to you then you can easily find free texturepacks and shaders online that can make the game actually look pretty good

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conan2650
      th-cam.com/video/J2E9luFtm1Y/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/14HMvu84eXE/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/qG6OAIqIFNM/w-d-xo.html

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@conan2650 It doesn't have to be the graphics that are the issue, I haven't played Minecraft yet either, but seeing that most of the games I play are from 1994-2003 I doubt it's about the graphics.

    • @fireguy8315
      @fireguy8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It actually has pretty good graphics, it just that what is showed is a bunch of blocks

  • @doblove
    @doblove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has so many funny jokes and lines coming one after another so fast, it is just like The Simpsons in their good times lol

  • @anynonymous1585
    @anynonymous1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "Its the best selling game of all time."
    "Oh holy sh-"

    • @TycipreyllThirhe
      @TycipreyllThirhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh. Holy shit! You watched the video too!

    • @dynaxfan
      @dynaxfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow! You repeated the video and got 194 likes! Congratulations!

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, good sir! I am not illiterate, which I proved by restating a sentence!

  • @uraniumpotato6614
    @uraniumpotato6614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Get off my back about Minecraft"
    "ok let me get off that thing"

    • @how2drawdinosaurs715
      @how2drawdinosaurs715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “I imagine it would be pretty difficult to have fun in that game..”
      “Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience”
      “Oh really??”

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Referencing what he does in another channel is thight

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You can do that, but in Minecraft you don't have to if you don't want."
      "Amazing!"

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or producer could make a giant replica of screenwriter out of blocks of varying materials you dig up and then spend all day on screenwriter's back.
      In fact some Minecraft pro here on TH-cam should make a huge Ryan carrying a Screen Rant logo on his back like the famous Atlas carrying the world on his shoulders.

    • @jakem189
      @jakem189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Someone literally built Hogwarts in it."
      "Wow wow wow wow ...wow"

  • @odysseyca2910
    @odysseyca2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    “Minecraft is a game about war against your friends”
    -Sun tzu “the declaration of independence”

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "What ever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a TH-cam video, you fool, you imbecile!"
      - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

    • @musicingflowing
      @musicingflowing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Hrmphhhhglorp(!)"
      -Bun Toot, 'The Fart of Gwar'

    • @kingofsoy2413
      @kingofsoy2413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God dam it Dream Smp people everywhere. I'd be upset if it wasn't the third Fandom I joined and shares a wide overlapping audience with another Fandom I'm in Percy Jackson.

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kingofsoy2413 Actually, the Sun Tzu memes are a technoblade channel reference, not the DreamSMP. And while, yes, Techno is in the DreamSMP, there are a fair few of his fans that don't watch the dreamSMP at all, and even then, just because a TH-camr is in a collab, doesn't mesn that all references to that specific TH-camr are references to the collab.

    • @kingofsoy2413
      @kingofsoy2413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lunam_D._Roger dude this is youtube. Who do you think I watch from there? Got to think the extra step my guy.

  • @fakecubed
    @fakecubed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The fact that an earbuds company would use "celebrities use it" as their main selling point in every ad they pay for is why I will never buy those earbuds.

  • @sandwichclone479
    @sandwichclone479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The first guy to ever get sponsored
    Also known as: adstronaut: origins
    ''Give me money so i can say something about you''

    • @makaylal6096
      @makaylal6096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please let this become a video

    • @fora1924
      @fora1924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adstronaut already has a origin story aka Major tom

  • @SolracNexus
    @SolracNexus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "there's also a game called fortnite"
    "What's that game about?"
    "It's about kids draining the financial status of their parents"

    • @jacobee1876
      @jacobee1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also it's about kids dancing on dead body's

    • @michaeljohnson-el9hp
      @michaeljohnson-el9hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's also about encouraged violence at other players that are 7 years old

    • @michaeljohnson-el9hp
      @michaeljohnson-el9hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Pizza Man probably because the creators thought it would last that long at most

    • @michaeljohnson-el9hp
      @michaeljohnson-el9hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Pizza Man 😆 I would not be surprised if that happens regularly

    • @jacobee1876
      @jacobee1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeljohnson-el9hp really you are one of those people who say video games poison kids brains and makes them violent.

  • @reverse3d584
    @reverse3d584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    “I bet Minecraft is hard!”
    “Actually it was, Super easy barely an inconvenience!”

    • @zad08
      @zad08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If you want, It doesn’t have to be.

    • @reverse3d584
      @reverse3d584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zad08 “Whoopsie!”

    • @steeljawX
      @steeljawX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "You'd think, but even diamonds; the hardest natural substance known to mankind; can be broken after about 50000 uses as a hoe."
      "A what?!"
      . . . . Ryan, series idea. Video Game Pitch Meetings. If you want something SE,BI (Super Easy, Barely Inconvenience), you could start with Duke Nukem Forever, Anthem, and The Mass Effect series. You could pump out these things so fast right now and get so many views.

  • @DavidWoods255
    @DavidWoods255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I keep coming back to the "you can break blocks, look inside the blocks, what's in the blocks" part. Holy shit

  • @seantison3679
    @seantison3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I love that Minecraft is not something where you are required to do stuff, you only do it if you want to.

    • @gastrodonenjoyer999
      @gastrodonenjoyer999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And you do stuff to have done that stuff

    • @michiganscythian2445
      @michiganscythian2445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Every 30yr old+ man that I’ve known who has watched kids play Minecraft, rants about how dumb and boring the game is … only to be totally obsessed with it a few days later

    • @vebjrnoppedal7884
      @vebjrnoppedal7884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have 64 likes!

    • @seantison3679
      @seantison3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vebjrnoppedal7884 Lol.

    • @SeekerGoldstone
      @SeekerGoldstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what I hate about Minecraft. I lack the "want" and motivation to get diamond armor or find the ender dragon.
      I dig a hole and place a bed... now I can survive the night and as far as Im concerned, I beat the game.

  • @alexfons3667
    @alexfons3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I never thought I would hear Ryan George talking about Minecraft in my lifespan, I think I can die peacefully now.

  • @christiangilligan9186
    @christiangilligan9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    It's basically digital Legos. You don't have to clean up when you're done and you never step on them in the middle of the night. Its awesome.

    • @Conorsev
      @Conorsev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lego*

    • @justanm9793
      @justanm9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Conorsev Legos*

    • @ethandominic-13
      @ethandominic-13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The best explanation so far.

    • @Eternal_Tardis
      @Eternal_Tardis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justanm9793 no, you're incorrect

    • @WindsorMason
      @WindsorMason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justanm9793 *LEGO Bricks

  • @clintonalver2715
    @clintonalver2715 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's a thing that let's you do stuff."
    It's total freedom.

  • @vefuddled2042
    @vefuddled2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “Yeah, I don’t see what you’re not getting here.”
    Me, who has watched *way* more Minecraft content than I ever thought I could: God I know so much useless shit..

  • @ampa-3612
    @ampa-3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    He could've explained it in a single sentence:
    "You can do anything."

    • @toddc3988
      @toddc3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ...or nothing....

    • @KerbalFacile
      @KerbalFacile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...except marry Lydia.

    • @grey8288
      @grey8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "What can you do?"
      "Yes. And if you can't do it, go online and someone can help you download a thing to do it."

    • @TETRISHUMANREBIRTH
      @TETRISHUMANREBIRTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KerbalFacile u can marry a cow with the name tag. Problem solved. No need to thank me

    • @SupportMensMentalHealth
      @SupportMensMentalHealth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toddc3988 you beat me!

  • @absolutelyabbyalexis4223
    @absolutelyabbyalexis4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This is what it’s like when I try to explain Minecraft or Animal Crossing to my mom!! 🤣

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My explanation for Minecraft when I had to describe it to my mom "Pretty much Legos but a video game."

    • @absolutelyabbyalexis4223
      @absolutelyabbyalexis4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deathsheir2035 That’s a great description I’ll have to try that!! 😄

  • @galaxythedragonshifter
    @galaxythedragonshifter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Its the bestselling video game of all time."
    "Oh holy shi-"
    THAT TOOK ME OUT 😭

  • @py_a_thon
    @py_a_thon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "Minecraft, didn't hitler write that?"
    My life was incomplete without that stupid clever joke, and the follow up jokes.

    • @unicornhuntercg
      @unicornhuntercg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah dude game's been around for a decade and I can't believe someone hasn't made that joke yet lmao.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No Minecraft

    • @executeorder6613
      @executeorder6613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@unicornhuntercg
      Plenty of people have already made that joke

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@executeorder6613 yeah

    • @SupportMensMentalHealth
      @SupportMensMentalHealth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryan is bloody brilliant

  • @sofiadragon6520
    @sofiadragon6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Why would you do that?"
    "To have done it!"
    This... this is the entire game, really. This is a lot of games. Many, many games are covered by this.

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say life is covered by it. Humans do stuff just because we can
      We go to the moon, explore the earth and make stuff
      We don't really need to do all of that to survive, yet we do

  • @DemiGod_115
    @DemiGod_115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    'I thought nazis were back for a second'
    'well...'

    • @aalamahmad25
      @aalamahmad25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Uff

    • @wulthawhitastand7113
      @wulthawhitastand7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      F

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well at least Democrats are seeing them everywhere even as the old Amazon app icon.

    • @FryskeRocker
      @FryskeRocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Nazi's are tight"
      Tight in a coffin underground they are

    • @MrGrey1254
      @MrGrey1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT

  • @AdaManny555
    @AdaManny555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thankyou for SOMEONE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING THIS!!!! I have been thinking this ever since 2009, when it came out and my friend was crazy about it for some random reason. I still don’t understand the point except the slight fascination of having familiar objects represented as squares...

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment is actually quite sad.

  • @Beppojoe
    @Beppojoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    no way did you just reference an OG Sethbling video 3:00

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah. A man of culture

    • @ericks1103
      @ericks1103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the days before data packs when people had to build 200 block structures of command blocks to do cool things. Not that I think that data packs are bad, but it used to be a lot more impressive

    • @lior_haddad
      @lior_haddad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ericks1103 yeah but, datapacks just means that instead of using 200 command blocks, you have 200 lines of commands.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ericks1103 It's basically the same but command blocks look so much cooler

    • @charliewilson3351
      @charliewilson3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericks1103 I see this and think "this guy is really one of those *back in my day* people" and what's worse is that *that's also back in my day*

  • @Junebug0369
    @Junebug0369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “I thought nazis were back for a second”
    “Well...”
    “WHAT”

  • @ToxicWaffle183
    @ToxicWaffle183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “You can do stuff if you want”
    That sums it up pretty wrll

  • @Sindragozer
    @Sindragozer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you rearrange the letters of Raycon, you get Ryan Co. I think that basically confirms the illuminati

  • @matthias720
    @matthias720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    A description of Minecraft I once heard: "So you punch dirt, to get dirt, to build stuff out of dirt. What kind of drunken game is this?"

    • @sanchu6335
      @sanchu6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well it's the best selling game of all time

  • @Name-eg8ym
    @Name-eg8ym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    First guy to celebrate Easter
    “Hey child Ryan”
    “Yea?”
    “Ready for the Easter bunny?”
    “The Eastern bunny?”
    “No, the EASTER bunny.”
    “What’s that?”
    “Well it sneaks into your house and-“
    “WHAT!?!? So, so it’s BREAKING IN??”
    “No, it’s.........”
    “Yes. Yes it’s breaking in but-“
    “We should stop this eastern bunny from coming in!”
    “No, it leaves you some candy and you get marshmallow baby chickens.”
    “Chicken and marshmallows don’t taste good together.”
    Yes but there form the Easter bunny.”
    “I DONT WANT A STRANGER TO BREAK IN AND GIVE ME CANDY, YOU TOLD ME TO NOT TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS!”
    “Yes but the Easter bunny is fun! It’s a giant bunny-
    “Is it a MUTANT BUNNY?”
    “No!”
    “How is it so big then!?”
    “Well-“
    “....”
    “....”
    “You get chocolate.”
    “Ooh”

    • @bsmc_
      @bsmc_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit yes

    • @derpithfacilities3515
      @derpithfacilities3515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      music plays* explosion * oh look at me Im the Adstronaut

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      First guy to celebrate Christmas: "I really don't like these holes in my hands."

    • @java8619
      @java8619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@StarWarsomania what?

    • @linplant7391
      @linplant7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@java8619 hes talking about Jesus

  • @vessel__
    @vessel__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “But what’s the objective of this game?”
    “Whatever you want it to be, really.”

  • @MeowMeowMan.
    @MeowMeowMan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When will 90's man learn how he dies? You can make him realize how he dies, then he will try to prevent it, and making an entire time travel movie (aka 15 or so minutes)

    • @chaosoul-seanleeriggs369
      @chaosoul-seanleeriggs369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a theory it will end up being the reporter that actually kills the anchor. He'll send him on another "field report" and it'll be his last one because of all the times he got stuck in the future, he'll snap and go and do a murder on him. I feel that is why he never tells him how! Lmao