On phone while walking in to work: "Yes, officer. I appreciate you letting me give you my statement later, as I'm already late to work. I'll be down there when I get out of work, around (insert time here)." To boss: "Sorry I'm late. You don't want to know what I've been having to deal with today.
My team member didn't know how to be creative with her lies so first day, she texted me,"good morning..I'm on my way. Sorry I'm late, I just lost my mom but I will be at work because I don't want to feel depressed at home " Same week towards the end of, she texted, "I'm so sorry I can't come to work, my grandpa passed away"...I was like wtf is happening to this poor girl... Next week, she again texted, "my baby sister passed away"...I was like ok, I need to call her family to confirm...they told me no one died 🤬 ..next afternoon, her grandpa came to meet her at work...I said, "well well, praise the lord, your grandpa got resurrected and here's your termination letter...bye"
😍😍😍The suit! Burgundy is such a elegant rich color! So glad some1 is dressing him now ah days bc b4 he would wear those super super long suits with the baggy pants "Ughh" king of comedy days smh..& now after the success of his 1st book & Oprah look @him now looking like money with a talk show "Lucky him"!!!
I'm 20, so can't really use any of these. But, saying you're younger sibling broke their arm and you had to drive them to the hospital is a great one, or your dad cut his hand open. Never fails.
I used, there was two birds on my porch so i couldn't get out the other day. But my favorites are, stuck by a train behind 3 school buses or stopped at the gas station and was behind an old person buying lottery tickets 👌
I've said that I have had stomach problems. Hinting at diarrhea. Nobody wants to talk about it, plus it's so embarrassing who'd admit that if it wasn't true.
The only time I ever came in late to this one job was because our neighbours house burnt down and we were using fire extinguishers and the hose until the fire fighters came which took 30min for some reason. I wasn't allowed to go into my house until they had it under control so I was going to be really late. My boss didn't believe me at first and thought it was a joke and then I showed the video and they were like wtf!
Kudzanai J Abraham yeah I've been kinda undecided with how I feel about the beard but I guess it's fine. Uncle Steve has just officially become Grandpa Steve!
Now the bosses and managers from your job, are watching, and can finally find out, what you've been doing this whole time 😀😀😀 (Reply to this comment ASAP)
Let us all admit...we have been brainwashed in the name of 'humour'. Many Biblically unacceptable things have been talked about as okay to do, through the use of humour. Not just lying but many other detestable things. God help us.
The suit Harveyyyy....THE SUIT🙌
Don't you just love men in suits?
That suit is fire
@@jinxterpinxter we have to wear suits to school. I got a red one, a blue one and a grey one
That suit is FIYA 🔥
This man bout to get some people fired
HAHAHAHHA!! “Why was the baby cookin’ in the first place?” 🤣🤣
Lol
Here's another. "Well, who found the body?" And then when someone asks what happened, respond in a sad whisper, "I can't talk about it."
My brother would get a kidney twice a week. 😂😂😂
Christian Kansichi 😀😀
How do you still have a job?
@@emeraldsedge7431 maybe he his more brothers
,😂😂
7 day a week!!! Sorry
Steve, you forgot to mention you have to put your phone on silent 😂 imagine using one of these and your phone starts to ring 🤣
I love this new look on Steve! Marjorie is a lucky woman 😊
Iris Caba you can be too
She changed him from wearing those hideous oversized suits to tailored color coordinated suits!
His voice and his accent is *AWESOME*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. First off all what the baby was cooking 😂😂😂. Steve you too much
Better to put your phone on "Airplane mode" so it doesn't ring during pretending 😉😂
your OUTFIT Harvey!!!!.. absolutely love it
I LOVE this suit
That is the best suit I have ever seen him wear
LOVE THAT SUIT!
Steve Harvey just gets better looking as he ages!
Honesty is not always the best policy when being late 🤣🤣🤣
Thats the 60+ years of experience.WISDOM IS OBERLAODED.
Dang it
I just saw my boss in the audience @ 0:17
Don't think I can use it 😑😐
The lady with the yarn.
I'm trying to see which one looks like a boss. Lol
Really!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I was a hemodialysis registered nurse, from staff nurse to facility administrator, for 22 years. None of those lies would work at our facility😂.
daaaammmmnnn the Suit!!!
So... my boss and I both saw this video... long story short I lost my job.
You can't be serious dude!!!!
It’s ok I got a job now fam.
@@anthonycaminiti8734 Awesome.
I can’t do that every day Steve.
I just come and say nothing hahahah
Steve Harvey is a very funny guy.
That suit is fire🔥
Steve is stunning 😍
Great look steve
Steve's suits!!!
On phone while walking in to work: "Yes, officer. I appreciate you letting me give you my statement later, as I'm already late to work. I'll be down there when I get out of work, around (insert time here)."
To boss: "Sorry I'm late. You don't want to know what I've been having to deal with today.
My boss already watched this video.....damn it
Yooo that suit tho! 😮👌🔥 🔥
I gotta get myself 1. Looks so fly!
2:51 The crowd's faces
Steve i can tell you used these lol
I'll probably use that NEXT YEAR.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂grandma in jail and grandpa is the police
Uncle steve😂😂😂😂😂
My team member didn't know how to be creative with her lies so first day, she texted me,"good morning..I'm on my way. Sorry I'm late, I just lost my mom but I will be at work because I don't want to feel depressed at home "
Same week towards the end of, she texted, "I'm so sorry I can't come to work, my grandpa passed away"...I was like wtf is happening to this poor girl...
Next week, she again texted, "my baby sister passed away"...I was like ok, I need to call her family to confirm...they told me no one died 🤬 ..next afternoon, her grandpa came to meet her at work...I said, "well well, praise the lord, your grandpa got resurrected and here's your termination letter...bye"
First time is a charm, but change your game after that. 😂😂
😍😍😍The suit! Burgundy is such a elegant rich color! So glad some1 is dressing him now ah days bc b4 he would wear those super super long suits with the baggy pants "Ughh" king of comedy days smh..& now after the success of his 1st book & Oprah look @him now looking like money with a talk show "Lucky him"!!!
Steve you telling it on the air...the boss will know
I'm 20, so can't really use any of these. But, saying you're younger sibling broke their arm and you had to drive them to the hospital is a great one, or your dad cut his hand open. Never fails.
That suit tho👌👌👌
i needed this video this morning.. fml
That suit is a whole dham what i have been watching... its just soo cool
Wonder what'll happen if the boss watches Steve xD
You really think that's gonna work on me? I watched that segment of Steve Harvey and your late ass is now in double trouble. 😒
😂😂😂😂
First he said he used the lies when he had a real job, but then says cellphones weren't available yet. Talk about lying 🤥
Nope. He just thinking of things he could have done in his jobs. He is using a past tense as if he is imagining that it was actually done.
Well he said he couldn't lie in front of people so after that so that might mean he lied without the use of a cellphone
Ok Steve love that beard
RIP to to the show😭
You buy cookies and then you say "Sorry I am late, I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cookies"
Wow you look so nice!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
I used, there was two birds on my porch so i couldn't get out the other day. But my favorites are, stuck by a train behind 3 school buses or stopped at the gas station and was behind an old person buying lottery tickets 👌
The beard suits steve
The suit love.
I've said that I have had stomach problems. Hinting at diarrhea. Nobody wants to talk about it, plus it's so embarrassing who'd admit that if it wasn't true.
Watsup with the new look Steve👌🏽😂
fart if d phone ring😁😂😂
The only time I ever came in late to this one job was because our neighbours house burnt down and we were using fire extinguishers and the hose until the fire fighters came which took 30min for some reason. I wasn't allowed to go into my house until they had it under control so I was going to be really late. My boss didn't believe me at first and thought it was a joke and then I showed the video and they were like wtf!
He got the grey hairs!!!
I told the truth.I over slept.
Aliesha 119 srry I was having sex
I like you haha
@@atlworld-bx5il 😂😂😂😂😂
Nikki M-D Nikki u like dat? Lol
+atworld 2018
That beard is starting to grow on me
Kudzanai J Abraham yeah I've been kinda undecided with how I feel about the beard but I guess it's fine. Uncle Steve has just officially become Grandpa Steve!
Well it's already grown on him
I literally did that I'm such a good actor after I was an hour late for work
Steve Harvey looks like a Harlem crime boss now.
cottonmouth when he's older 😂
Toneofvoice lol you know it
It won’t work if ur late every week lol
Yes steve
I can’t use any of these and I’ve lost 2 maybe 3 jobs from not being on time. Steve needs to give me a job.
Well I think we've learnt that Steve used to dye his moustache haha
One excuse: tell them you got stop by the police
Being early at is better than telling lies😍
Lies never get old when steve harvey says some
The suit tho
Arely Ramirez....this is her
Lol wish this was a real segment though
Would've been so helpful but goes to show you can't escape or solve it that easy
I was thinking like what is wrong with his face then I realized that he doesn’t have the iconic Stacie anymore
I was late for work this morning...
I forgot my alarm because of really good sex...
hes looking like bill Cosby with that beard
blonde woman with the short hair was not impressed lmao
remember to put it on silent
Alot of people have lost their jobs after watching this video.
Imagine it rings
Now the bosses and managers from your job, are watching, and can finally find out, what you've been doing this whole time 😀😀😀 (Reply to this comment ASAP)
@J King Master Good one lol
Ahahahahahahah😅
Uncle Steve teaching people how to lie and laughing about it ( Jesus Not Laughing )
Mr harvey how can i apply for a job next to you i wanna work with you badly
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍
The guy at 2:01 looks oddly like this guy from the other show. he even has the same clothe, only Steve´s clothes changed.
Exactly! Steve change them suits between shows or the teacher went to two different shows?
i miss his mustache
Love the suit but dang the grey facial hair he has, first time I've seen him with gray, he looks way different.
When did spit out the Fountain of youth’s water
Let us all admit...we have been brainwashed in the name of 'humour'. Many Biblically unacceptable things have been talked about as okay to do, through the use of humour. Not just lying but many other detestable things. God help us.
There aren’t many people brave enough to speak up and say this. Thank you.
Well we are all sinners so regardless of what we do we will always do something that the bible says to be unacceptable
Okay.
What are you talking about? The lying?
sekwanele manje.
Naw Steve why you teaching people to lie? Oh wait that's some excuses lol. I love it. Lol. Lol. I love Steve shows bad.
What if somebody call?
Remember to put it on silent.
Just say you saw a deerbra
The beard is cool, but I think he looks younger without it
Did i miss something or why the Hell is his Beard Different ?
Anyone tried this?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve Harvey show logo is false... wheres the beard?
It's Steve still a christian? 😄😄
HWHAT
Steve Harvey’s beard is weird tho 😂
Like it’s making me uncomfortable 😣
BREAKING NEWS - Steve's show is going to be cancelled for a new daytime show in the same time slot to be hosted by Kelly Clarkson! 😭
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