Foolproof Excuses When Late for Work

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  • @emusimenta
    @emusimenta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The suit Harveyyyy....THE SUIT🙌

    • @jinxterpinxter
      @jinxterpinxter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't you just love men in suits?

    • @amaribrown3752
      @amaribrown3752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That suit is fire

    • @Monk-E
      @Monk-E 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jinxterpinxter we have to wear suits to school. I got a red one, a blue one and a grey one

    • @Syld0103
      @Syld0103 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That suit is FIYA 🔥

  • @pandamode1129
    @pandamode1129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This man bout to get some people fired

  • @audreejamie6751
    @audreejamie6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    HAHAHAHHA!! “Why was the baby cookin’ in the first place?” 🤣🤣

  • @kgoldmon
    @kgoldmon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Here's another. "Well, who found the body?" And then when someone asks what happened, respond in a sad whisper, "I can't talk about it."

  • @christiankansichi6622
    @christiankansichi6622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    My brother would get a kidney twice a week. 😂😂😂

  • @soccerlive2364
    @soccerlive2364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Steve, you forgot to mention you have to put your phone on silent 😂 imagine using one of these and your phone starts to ring 🤣

  • @iriscaba3352
    @iriscaba3352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love this new look on Steve! Marjorie is a lucky woman 😊

    • @kenbritton2369
      @kenbritton2369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iris Caba you can be too

    • @janinecox256
      @janinecox256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She changed him from wearing those hideous oversized suits to tailored color coordinated suits!

  • @sakoranj3944
    @sakoranj3944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    His voice and his accent is *AWESOME*

  • @ladyk9874
    @ladyk9874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. First off all what the baby was cooking 😂😂😂. Steve you too much

  • @jameelabduljalil25
    @jameelabduljalil25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Better to put your phone on "Airplane mode" so it doesn't ring during pretending 😉😂

  • @sewwithlish9947
    @sewwithlish9947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    your OUTFIT Harvey!!!!.. absolutely love it

  • @pebblesduckmurray
    @pebblesduckmurray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I LOVE this suit

  • @jrichieander6832
    @jrichieander6832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That is the best suit I have ever seen him wear

  • @candlecane
    @candlecane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVE THAT SUIT!

  • @teresamurray250
    @teresamurray250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Steve Harvey just gets better looking as he ages!

  • @Thomas-bs9xv
    @Thomas-bs9xv ปีที่แล้ว

    Honesty is not always the best policy when being late 🤣🤣🤣

  • @osamaalmoqbali1398
    @osamaalmoqbali1398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thats the 60+ years of experience.WISDOM IS OBERLAODED.

  • @Абрам588
    @Абрам588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Dang it
    I just saw my boss in the audience @ 0:17
    Don't think I can use it 😑😐

    • @shaheedahevans2871
      @shaheedahevans2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The lady with the yarn.

    • @nonyabizniz6849
      @nonyabizniz6849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm trying to see which one looks like a boss. Lol

    • @ruffyg5394
      @ruffyg5394 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @sharonsmalls6846
    @sharonsmalls6846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was a hemodialysis registered nurse, from staff nurse to facility administrator, for 22 years. None of those lies would work at our facility😂.

  • @Lie127
    @Lie127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    daaaammmmnnn the Suit!!!

  • @anthonycaminiti8734
    @anthonycaminiti8734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    So... my boss and I both saw this video... long story short I lost my job.

  • @SuperKasseler
    @SuperKasseler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t do that every day Steve.
    I just come and say nothing hahahah

  • @sammyhakimvlogs5608
    @sammyhakimvlogs5608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Steve Harvey is a very funny guy.

  • @Jayonic13
    @Jayonic13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That suit is fire🔥

  • @linaabed292
    @linaabed292 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve is stunning 😍

  • @bennynunez2551
    @bennynunez2551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great look steve

  • @preciousndweni4393
    @preciousndweni4393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve's suits!!!

  • @saoiray
    @saoiray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On phone while walking in to work: "Yes, officer. I appreciate you letting me give you my statement later, as I'm already late to work. I'll be down there when I get out of work, around (insert time here)."
    To boss: "Sorry I'm late. You don't want to know what I've been having to deal with today.

  • @ethd8561
    @ethd8561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My boss already watched this video.....damn it

  • @muhammadbello8667
    @muhammadbello8667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yooo that suit tho! 😮👌🔥 🔥
    I gotta get myself 1. Looks so fly!

  • @ILoveCookie3
    @ILoveCookie3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:51 The crowd's faces

  • @mstcherie13
    @mstcherie13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Steve i can tell you used these lol

  • @shaheedahevans2871
    @shaheedahevans2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll probably use that NEXT YEAR.

  • @lorrainebailey7304
    @lorrainebailey7304 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂grandma in jail and grandpa is the police

  • @maryschroeder521
    @maryschroeder521 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncle steve😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gypsysoul2733
    @gypsysoul2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My team member didn't know how to be creative with her lies so first day, she texted me,"good morning..I'm on my way. Sorry I'm late, I just lost my mom but I will be at work because I don't want to feel depressed at home "
    Same week towards the end of, she texted, "I'm so sorry I can't come to work, my grandpa passed away"...I was like wtf is happening to this poor girl...
    Next week, she again texted, "my baby sister passed away"...I was like ok, I need to call her family to confirm...they told me no one died 🤬 ..next afternoon, her grandpa came to meet her at work...I said, "well well, praise the lord, your grandpa got resurrected and here's your termination letter...bye"

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      First time is a charm, but change your game after that. 😂😂

  • @69Fabulosity
    @69Fabulosity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😍😍😍The suit! Burgundy is such a elegant rich color! So glad some1 is dressing him now ah days bc b4 he would wear those super super long suits with the baggy pants "Ughh" king of comedy days smh..& now after the success of his 1st book & Oprah look @him now looking like money with a talk show "Lucky him"!!!

  • @odetteparks8473
    @odetteparks8473 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve you telling it on the air...the boss will know

  • @owen5640
    @owen5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm 20, so can't really use any of these. But, saying you're younger sibling broke their arm and you had to drive them to the hospital is a great one, or your dad cut his hand open. Never fails.

  • @SuperPVPlover
    @SuperPVPlover 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That suit tho👌👌👌

  • @kayumust
    @kayumust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i needed this video this morning.. fml

  • @gypsumcloudintegral7126
    @gypsumcloudintegral7126 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That suit is a whole dham what i have been watching... its just soo cool

  • @mr.richard3109
    @mr.richard3109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonder what'll happen if the boss watches Steve xD

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You really think that's gonna work on me? I watched that segment of Steve Harvey and your late ass is now in double trouble. 😒
      😂😂😂😂

  • @LeoDeki
    @LeoDeki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    First he said he used the lies when he had a real job, but then says cellphones weren't available yet. Talk about lying 🤥

    • @rikanejose2611
      @rikanejose2611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope. He just thinking of things he could have done in his jobs. He is using a past tense as if he is imagining that it was actually done.

    • @akxay
      @akxay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he said he couldn't lie in front of people so after that so that might mean he lied without the use of a cellphone

  • @LAUTTOCEO
    @LAUTTOCEO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok Steve love that beard

  • @Criston5
    @Criston5 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP to to the show😭

  • @lonelyberg1808
    @lonelyberg1808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You buy cookies and then you say "Sorry I am late, I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cookies"

  • @ToFunForThis
    @ToFunForThis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow you look so nice!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @ellectraschwegler549
    @ellectraschwegler549 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used, there was two birds on my porch so i couldn't get out the other day. But my favorites are, stuck by a train behind 3 school buses or stopped at the gas station and was behind an old person buying lottery tickets 👌

  • @Gotiges489
    @Gotiges489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The beard suits steve

  • @ncanepenny
    @ncanepenny 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The suit love.

  • @Figs3
    @Figs3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've said that I have had stomach problems. Hinting at diarrhea. Nobody wants to talk about it, plus it's so embarrassing who'd admit that if it wasn't true.

  • @elmandofelixxx1712
    @elmandofelixxx1712 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watsup with the new look Steve👌🏽😂

  • @eb4532
    @eb4532 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    fart if d phone ring😁😂😂

  • @littleripper312
    @littleripper312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only time I ever came in late to this one job was because our neighbours house burnt down and we were using fire extinguishers and the hose until the fire fighters came which took 30min for some reason. I wasn't allowed to go into my house until they had it under control so I was going to be really late. My boss didn't believe me at first and thought it was a joke and then I showed the video and they were like wtf!

  • @nateescalante8657
    @nateescalante8657 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He got the grey hairs!!!

  • @Sher0119
    @Sher0119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I told the truth.I over slept.

    • @atlworld-bx5il
      @atlworld-bx5il 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aliesha 119 srry I was having sex

    • @SeanPoole
      @SeanPoole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like you haha

    • @nikkim-d3210
      @nikkim-d3210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atlworld-bx5il 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @atlworld-bx5il
      @atlworld-bx5il 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikki M-D Nikki u like dat? Lol

    • @SeanPoole
      @SeanPoole 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +atworld 2018

  • @kudzyja4662
    @kudzyja4662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That beard is starting to grow on me

    • @anilaclarke
      @anilaclarke 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kudzanai J Abraham yeah I've been kinda undecided with how I feel about the beard but I guess it's fine. Uncle Steve has just officially become Grandpa Steve!

    • @TheMzKevi
      @TheMzKevi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it's already grown on him

  • @judniegedeonp8523
    @judniegedeonp8523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally did that I'm such a good actor after I was an hour late for work

  • @PuffySofty
    @PuffySofty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Steve Harvey looks like a Harlem crime boss now.

    • @toneofvoice6960
      @toneofvoice6960 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      cottonmouth when he's older 😂

    • @PuffySofty
      @PuffySofty 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toneofvoice lol you know it

  • @mariamz4
    @mariamz4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It won’t work if ur late every week lol

  • @Gisellej80
    @Gisellej80 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes steve

  • @PLAYASAAGAR
    @PLAYASAAGAR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t use any of these and I’ve lost 2 maybe 3 jobs from not being on time. Steve needs to give me a job.

  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I think we've learnt that Steve used to dye his moustache haha

  • @chosenlip82
    @chosenlip82 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One excuse: tell them you got stop by the police

  • @mamdouhnaddaf2989
    @mamdouhnaddaf2989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being early at is better than telling lies😍

  • @xtinctiongaming658
    @xtinctiongaming658 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lies never get old when steve harvey says some

  • @brianusual5625
    @brianusual5625 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The suit tho

  • @beatricecorley2157
    @beatricecorley2157 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Arely Ramirez....this is her

  • @ms.valcin9191
    @ms.valcin9191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol wish this was a real segment though
    Would've been so helpful but goes to show you can't escape or solve it that easy

  • @shayan4284
    @shayan4284 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was thinking like what is wrong with his face then I realized that he doesn’t have the iconic Stacie anymore

  • @biancaramirez5788
    @biancaramirez5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was late for work this morning...
    I forgot my alarm because of really good sex...

  • @justaguy8834
    @justaguy8834 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    hes looking like bill Cosby with that beard

  • @andrimandos
    @andrimandos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    blonde woman with the short hair was not impressed lmao

  • @hemmanajohnson5165
    @hemmanajohnson5165 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    remember to put it on silent

  • @ashleyattheroundtable8952
    @ashleyattheroundtable8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alot of people have lost their jobs after watching this video.

  • @gurpreetrayat7005
    @gurpreetrayat7005 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine it rings

  • @chandlerbing989
    @chandlerbing989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now the bosses and managers from your job, are watching, and can finally find out, what you've been doing this whole time 😀😀😀 (Reply to this comment ASAP)

  • @joannaviegutierrez6597
    @joannaviegutierrez6597 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahahahahahahah😅

  • @pilotir2441
    @pilotir2441 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncle Steve teaching people how to lie and laughing about it ( Jesus Not Laughing )

  • @anasammar5756
    @anasammar5756 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr harvey how can i apply for a job next to you i wanna work with you badly

  • @namiyaesther3376
    @namiyaesther3376 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍

  • @yusufcali793
    @yusufcali793 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy at 2:01 looks oddly like this guy from the other show. he even has the same clothe, only Steve´s clothes changed.

    • @lensaaberra1321
      @lensaaberra1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly! Steve change them suits between shows or the teacher went to two different shows?

  • @petausa9635
    @petausa9635 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i miss his mustache

  • @emeraldsedge7431
    @emeraldsedge7431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the suit but dang the grey facial hair he has, first time I've seen him with gray, he looks way different.

  • @freedrinks_tomorrow
    @freedrinks_tomorrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When did spit out the Fountain of youth’s water

  • @5dimensional.480
    @5dimensional.480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Let us all admit...we have been brainwashed in the name of 'humour'. Many Biblically unacceptable things have been talked about as okay to do, through the use of humour. Not just lying but many other detestable things. God help us.

    • @judithbroman8088
      @judithbroman8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There aren’t many people brave enough to speak up and say this. Thank you.

    • @akxay
      @akxay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well we are all sinners so regardless of what we do we will always do something that the bible says to be unacceptable

    • @5dimensional.480
      @5dimensional.480 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay.

    • @Pickles375
      @Pickles375 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you talking about? The lying?

    • @5dimensional.480
      @5dimensional.480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sekwanele manje.

  • @nerrinedeveaux7186
    @nerrinedeveaux7186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Naw Steve why you teaching people to lie? Oh wait that's some excuses lol. I love it. Lol. Lol. I love Steve shows bad.

  • @qiqieh9166
    @qiqieh9166 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What if somebody call?

  • @Nickelback83
    @Nickelback83 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just say you saw a deerbra

  • @HULKSMASH1145
    @HULKSMASH1145 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beard is cool, but I think he looks younger without it

  • @bodol.1428
    @bodol.1428 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did i miss something or why the Hell is his Beard Different ?

  • @Hysokaofficiel
    @Hysokaofficiel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone tried this?

  • @saartiaipinge7347
    @saartiaipinge7347 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justaguy8834
    @justaguy8834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Steve Harvey show logo is false... wheres the beard?

  • @Dave-xu1uh
    @Dave-xu1uh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's Steve still a christian? 😄😄

  • @adamraha8451
    @adamraha8451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HWHAT

  • @jeannine5287
    @jeannine5287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Steve Harvey’s beard is weird tho 😂
    Like it’s making me uncomfortable 😣

  • @cnsummers4086
    @cnsummers4086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BREAKING NEWS - Steve's show is going to be cancelled for a new daytime show in the same time slot to be hosted by Kelly Clarkson! 😭

  • @MrBegg23
    @MrBegg23 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😈