A person said "Allahu Akbar". A few seconds later they said "La ilaha illalah", then immediately afterwards said "La ilaha illa Anta subhanaka inni kuntu min-adh-zalimeen". After that said "SubhanAllah". This way 70,000 good deeds were earned and MashaAllah, it was you who earned them
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!* Allah himself testifies that he has a son and he is the son as Christians understand it! Only the Koran writer was too ignorant to know what Son of God means! Allah's word which created everything is Allah himself too! *The Word Allahs which created everything is the Son of God according to Christianity!*
Son of God does not mean that God has a child in Christianity! *what a mistake in the Qur'an!* Son of God are 2 titles one referring to the Word of God and one referring to creation (humans, angels, demons)
Our prophet Muhammad SAW said: If you make dua'a in these three situation it will definitely get accepted:- 1. When your body starts to shake 2. When you have fear in your heart 3. When you have tears in your eyes Our beloved Prophet Muhammad SAW also said: "And if any one shares this knowledge with others he will have a house in front of me in Jannah" (Al Bukhari)
May Allah bless all of our Muslims bros and sis even if they r not Muslims may Allah SWT guide them ameen ya rubbul alameen ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ and guide all to the right path 🙏 😊
Son of God does not mean that God has a child in Christianity! *what a mistake in the Qur'an!* Son of God are 2 titles one referring to the Word of God and one referring to creation (humans, angels, demons)
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!* Allah himself testifies that he has a son and he is the son as Christians understand it! Only the Koran writer was too ignorant to know what Son of God means! Allah's word which created everything is Allah himself too! *The Word Allahs which created everything is the Son of God according to Christianity!*
Man I just love tasteful religious jokes, it's far too easy to just be offencive when it comes to joking about religion but when it's done right it's brilliant
“ Rest in peace wudu” got me 😂
I literally laugh so hard when he say that😂
I just smiled since sometimes I don't laugh
same
💀💀
That's haram
A person said "Allahu Akbar".
A few seconds later they said "La ilaha illalah", then immediately afterwards said "La ilaha illa Anta subhanaka inni kuntu min-adh-zalimeen". After that said "SubhanAllah".
This way 70,000 good deeds were earned and MashaAllah, it was you who earned them
أمين
" Rest in peace wudu "
That was personal- 💀🤚
Bro wants to visit Jahannam 💀💀💀💀
@whitehorn7330 fr👍
Double Haram
No wonder it’s haram it’s too personal
Yes I am already aware that it’s common sense just want to share my reaction
@@Ruralizationnot funny
"Rest in peace wudu" got me laughing 😂
Stop
I can't control myself its so funny
He didn't say that
@@LisaGetMoneyOfficial wdym
He really had to get that one out after he finished his salah 💀
Haram
@@k-poponly5567ays the one who watches half naked plastic dance.
@@Zazz554same lol 😂 i just can’t i’m sorry
That's so me lol
@@k-poponly5567k pop is haram
"Rest in peace, wudu" 💀💀
Edit : Alhamdulillah thanks y'all for getting this coment to 904 likes. I hope Allah lets you guys go to jannah
Fr
**sigh** it’s haram to make fart jokes
:friend **looked down**
😅
Bro the some copied the original comment then the copied comment got copied cuz of this comment 😂😂
Bro just embarrassed my whole friend group
Fr
" rEsT iN pEaCe wUdU" 💀💀💀😂😂😂
I'm dying😂😂💀💀💀
@@kayo_pt thats a lie and its haram ;)
Jazakula for this information brother ❤ May Allah guide us all into the right path💝
Jazak Allah ﷻ khair
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!*
Allah himself testifies that he has a son and he is the son as Christians understand it! Only the Koran writer was too ignorant to know what Son of God means! Allah's word which created everything is Allah himself too! *The Word Allahs which created everything is the Son of God according to Christianity!*
Son of God does not mean that God has a child in Christianity!
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!*
Son of God are 2 titles one referring to the Word of God and one referring to creation (humans, angels, demons)
@@TS-zd2ud bull. Go away!
@@TS-zd2ud 💀
"captain kosher"💀💀💀💀
As a jew i can confirm captain kosher is our rabbi 💀
@@EnderBrunas jew you are not jew
That guy is completely racist
@@NOoneForhow do you know!
@@NOoneForbro stop with the anti Semitic
We need a collab between Captain Halal and Captain Kosher
Yeah
Inshallah, Captain Kosher will accept Islam
@@aayanmukadam2538 so what’s the point of calling him captain kosher
@@MRGAMER__________
because it's his name?
@@Potato72080 the point is that the he is a Jew (not a Zionist Jew)
I knew that the "Rest in peace wudu " would be 99 percent of the comment section.
LITERALLY
Yea
the other 1% is captain kosher
That fart joke got everyone because we are all still 6 years old mentally 😂😂😂
@@xxxdreamyxxx what's the different? Still funny to me😂
@@xxxdreamyxxxno it’s not old man
Haha
it's not haram it's just that the prophet Muhammad (SAW) didn't like it
@@arnouf in other word, makruh?
Nahhh bro really said rest in peace wudu ☠️💀
Edit:Tysm for 170 likes
HELP
Brother asked very bad questions
HELP
Astagfirulallah
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"Rest in peace, Wudu."
_Famous Words😂_
😂😂
😂
Our prophet Muhammad SAW said:
If you make dua'a in these three situation it will definitely get accepted:-
1. When your body starts to shake
2. When you have fear in your heart
3. When you have tears in your eyes
Our beloved Prophet Muhammad SAW also said:
"And if any one shares this knowledge with others he will have a house in front of me in Jannah"
(Al Bukhari)
fake hadith
@@itzme-hz9jt Ah sry didnt know that
Last one made me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The last one got me laughing when he said rest in peace wudu
Yes😂
Me too loll
He knew exactly what he was doing when he said, “rest in peace wudu” 💀
May Allah bless all of our Muslims bros and sis even if they r not Muslims may Allah SWT guide them ameen ya rubbul alameen ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ and guide all to the right path 🙏 😊
Ameen
I am not a muslim, but imperfections make you stand out.
Thank you so much for the making fun of short people 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 this made me feel so good
I never saw someone making a "fart joke" 💀💀😂
You don't have a brother? My brother do that all the time
You have to meet my sister…. Fart jokes are her life 😭😭
@@Kjhbsgsxxxrip thats torture
@@Kjhbsgsxxxlet's have a competition to see who's better
My brother does that
but my dad told him to stop
otherwise, my dad would hit him with hanger
and He stoped.
I love how he respects other religions as well as being pious mashallah brother
my friends literally make those 3 jokes at me😭😭
(tbh its kinda funny ngl)
🤣🤣🤣 if u r muslim u cant respect other religions 😂
Yes… “respects”… that’s definitely the word….
Literally made fun of a sterotypical jew
Rest in peace wrdu😂😂 got me
That fart and "Rest In Peace Wudu" got me dying 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Nah yall we need a captain kosher🗣💯🗣🔥💯🔥🗣
"Did someone say something"
Brother ask a good question💀
Underrated comment
“rest in peace wudu”
i relate
"Rest in peace Wudu" 💀💀
*Brother said a very bad joke*
im about to say that lol🗿
That's not a funny joke.
Son of God does not mean that God has a child in Christianity!
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!*
Son of God are 2 titles one referring to the Word of God and one referring to creation (humans, angels, demons)
*what a mistake in the Qur'an!*
Allah himself testifies that he has a son and he is the son as Christians understand it! Only the Koran writer was too ignorant to know what Son of God means! Allah's word which created everything is Allah himself too! *The Word Allahs which created everything is the Son of God according to Christianity!*
Rest in peace wudu got me lol 😂
Not gonna lie that fart joke got me good😂
Bro really said rest in peace wud💀💀
shouldve warned me earlier ☠️
Reminder:
SubhanAllah 10x
Astaghfirullah 10x
Alhamdulillah 10x
AllahuAkbar 10x
La ilaha illaAllah 10x
لَقَدْ خَلَقْنَا ٱلْإِنسَـٰنَ فِىٓ أَحْسَنِ تَقْوِيمٍۢ
Indeed, We created humans in the best form (Qur'an Chapter 95 verse 4)
The way he farted got me 💀💀☠️
I think calling Captain kosher a big nose is a lil too relatable💀
Exactly
A bit too risqué for him. Shouldn’t have said it
When he showed the nose picture i fell from my bed laughing😂
I am Muslim and i love your channel i watch you 24/7
Captain halal: it’s haram to make short jokes
Me: *sends to all my friends*
“Rest in peace wudu” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Rest in peace wudu" I'M DYINGGGGGG HELPPP💀💀💀 JST THE BROTHER I NEEDED LOLL❤❤❤
i was laughing so bad when he said look at his nose astagfirullah
Man I just love tasteful religious jokes, it's far too easy to just be offencive when it comes to joking about religion but when it's done right it's brilliant
Soooooooooo
You hate Islam?
@@classicbell01 not everyone uses humour as an excuse to hate
“rest in peace wudu” 💀
“Rest in peace Wudu” 😭💀
I’ve been reading comments and was confused why didn’t I find any “brother asked a very good question” and then bingo!😂
Brother asked a very good question
When he made that fart joke i also farted😅
Rest in peace wudu rlly got me 😂😂😂😂
I love how captain halal made a picture of himself on the nose joke cuz he didn’t want to get anyone else involved in it
Rest in peace wudu got me laughing so hard 😂
I finally have a solution to make my tall friends stop calling me short
When you said rest in peace wudu I smelled a fart💀💀💀💀💀💀
"captain kosher" was funny
He really felt accomplished after letting the gas out 💀
As a teen who is 5 feet, i can finally be in peace knowing that no muslim will ever make fun of my shortness
Yes ur awsome and best
Allah's creation. 🎉
Yea I'm in a Muslim country be positive shorty
I used to make fun of this girl who was 4,7 at our age, I feel so bad now that it’s summer break I will apologise as soon as school begins again 😢
There may be some Muslims who make fun of ur height but just remind them that these type of jokes are haram
0:37 got me 😂😂
Allah is the best , most powerful, and created everything
Who agree
👇
We all need such reminders.
جزاك الله خير
خيرا with an alif
Pretty much any joke that actively makes fun of someone or belittles someone or something can be considered haram
FARTS* "rest in peace wudu! " I CAN'T I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT THEESE HARAM JOKES😭
Bro really did them as he said they haram😂
Bro"rest in peace wudu" got me😂
Is nobody gonna talk about the way he thrusted💀💀💀💀💀
"Rest in peace wudu"
-Brother made a bad decision 😨
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's not jokes it's more like bullying and we are all Beautiful Allah made us so Beautiful no one is ugly and nothing is ugly 💜✨
even devil?
@@OfficialNightmare_Carlu got a point
Rest in peace wudu😂😂😂😂😂
uaghh... "rest in peice wudu"
got me out of the bed by falling 💀💀💀💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “rest in peace Wudu”got my 😂😂
“Rest in peace wudhu”🥴💀
Edit:OMG I HAVE NEVER GOT 130 LIKES❤❤
Edit 2:OMG 140?!
Edit 3: 154 I HAVE NEVER GOT THIS MUCH LIKES LETS GET TO 200 pls❤
Lol
145
I made it 150
No need for thx
@@insanetaha08 152
@@insanetaha08 ty
"Rest In Peace Wudu"
Brother asked a very good question
More like very good decision
Where is question? What?
Rest in peace wudu got me dying 😂
Aint no way he gave himself a big nose and called himself captain Kosher 😭😭🤣🤣
Not him calling himself ugly😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the rest in peace wudu had me laughin for 3m ong💀
“Rest in peace wudu”💀💀
Also beard jokes but the "rest in peace wudu got me 💀😂
I CAN'T HOLD MY LAUGH WHEN HE SAID "Rest in peace wudu" 😭😭😭
Team allah
👇
Bruh it’s not a team
Its a religion
And + u can't use religion to get likes
This comment is inappropriate(the actual comment I'm not talking about replies.)
@@Chattha06 ??
Chapter 95 verse 4 we have created mankind in the best way possible. لقد خلق الإنسان في أحسن تقويم
Jazakallah Hu Khairan brother, I am 9 and I should have known this by now ( nose jokes ) 😭MAY ALLAH FORGIVE ME😭
Same but I’m 12 and for me it’s short jokes I used to use 😢
"Rest in peace wudu"
I literally laughed at this for 30 mins 🤣
"Captain Kosher" Got me dying 💀💀💀
“Rest in peace wudu” Brother asked a very good question
That makes no sense
Brother made a very questionable comment
I only call 1 person ugly and that person is Shaytan.
💯💯👏👏
Shaytan is not a person but still great one😂
Bro you worship him?💀💀🗿🗿
You Shaytan Is A Great One😅😅
You Said*
YES NOW NO ONE WILL CALL ME SHORT allhamdulila
Don't forget about captain haram 😈
Same 😭
the fart joke was the actual funny one lmfao
"Rest in peace wudu" Got me dying on the floor🤣🤣
Summary: No fart jokes and don't make fun of someone's appearance.
4 haram jokes to make :
*Proceeds to make 3*
Ugly jokes
Nose joke
Short joke
Fart joke.
Brother asked a very good question
Subhanallah
“Rest in peace wudu”💀💀💀😂😂😂
I love how he always explains in funny way
A quick zikr for my brothers and sisters
Allahuakbar ×3
Alhamdulliallah ×3
Subhanallah ×3
La ilaha illalah ×3
😊
4 Haram jokes to make❌ 4 Haram jokes not to make✅
"Did someone say something?"
Brother asked a very good question
4 one is wild got me rolling down of laughing 😂😂😂
Rest In Peace wudu making me laugh unfinishing laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂
“rest in peace wudu”
bro just finished praying isha 💀
“Reat in peace wudu”😂