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Mai m'esperava q el català estigues inclòs lol. Catalan language review, or do you not actually speak it? 🤔 Visca Catalunya lliure!! (avg. catalan signature)
Bro Catalans didn't participate in colonization of Latin America, they weren't permitted to move to the colonies. Only in the immigration period did Catalans start moving in any significant numbers, and at that time it was the local settler population letting them settle there.. most of us Latin Americans are colonizers
This is true lol, as someone who actually does it and doesn't give two shits for the anime/japanese learning community, currently n4 (aka elementary intermediate) and moving forward fast :D continue mocking them so they learn how much time they be waisting!!! :)
@@Rukiman_no16 I have two- I beg of you to learn handwriting, it will teach you the language way more deep-within and it'll feel less artificial and easier in the long run learning that way, buy a super-cheap baby's tablet they draw on to not waste paper too- I have one and it's great- my notebook had so many wasted pages (and in), the other one is this language has a ton of bullshit in it's grammar and vocabulary, you just have to suck it up and get through it- there is seriously no other way so be mentally prepared for hours of torture with their immeasurable amount of synonyms and words that are synonyms but still used in different situations unlike us. I'm heading today to JLPT btw idk if you're going but good luck if you are :) edit: (by the way don't learn onyomi and kunyomi, it's too slow and impractical- simply learn words and they'll come to you naturally)
@@Rukiman_no16 yeah I have two- the first one is learning handwriting is gonna help you significantly in understand the language more naturally, you can buy a cheap tablet, you know the types toddlers draw on? it saves paper and ink I have one too, the second one is that this language has a ton of things that seem like utter bullcrap to us but you just have to suck it up and get through it- moreover you're better off not learning kun and onyomi as it's too slow ans impractical, instead learn how to read sth when you don't know to but learn readings as a word, it'll come to you naturally in the long run
@@marwaqoura7804 I don’t understand how other letters are just being ignored like ض or even ط. But I wouldn’t wonder if they are intentionally being left out hence their extreme difficulty in spelling
Don't know if you will read this or not I am not a doctor yet I am a med student But I can answer the question Your eyes aren't looking in the same direction because you have latent squint I have it too What happens is You can look in the same direction normally but if you lose focus or intent in your eyes your eyes move in different direction This is caused by one of the extraocular muscles being stronger than the opposite one so once you are relaxed one muscle naturally has more pulling force than the opposite one so your eyes move in it's direction Of course there are several types depending on which direction your eye goes Yours (and mine) moves laterally so it's called exophoria which is caused by the lateral muscles being stronger than the medial one The brain can deal with that when it handles your eyes and aligns them for you to have a single binocular vision Otherwise you have a double image (or diplopia) where you see 2 images side by side not on top of each other each giving the perspective of one eye It is not a disease or an illness and you can treat it without surgery All you have to do is strengthen the weaker muscle enough to be able to deal with the pulling force of the opposite muscle You can use prism lenses Or pen exercise where you use the pen close to your face as an object to focus on so the muscles start working and training Hope this helps
@pelicanbowling I am not an expert It's just that my curriculum had opthalmology like 6 months ago, so I studied squint and it's types And while it is true that medical terminology contains ALOT of Latin We don't learn the actual language We have basic comprehension of some words related to our field I certainly wouldn't understand a tenth of what someone says in Latin Also I know more Japanese 💀 And I am an Arab 😂
As someone who studies Dutch, German, and Russian... most of them were on point, up until Russian. You listed thing after thing, and I genuinely thought you might not guess right... and then you said "or you hate yourself". Three out of three, congrats ig lol. Have a good day :3
Fun fact: The Cantonese phrase 'gai1 tong2 aap3 gong2' at 8:14 literally translates to 'a chicken talking to a duck' (雞同鴨講) and means one doesn't understand another which is exactly the situation between Cantonese and Mandarin, since they are not mutually intelligible and this phrase itself only exists in Cantonese lol
i wanted to learn cantonese because im learning mandarin and i thought they were very similar and i said: "ok i can learn two languages with just learning mandarin" lmao and when i found that not only cantonese is different than mandarin, but it also has the double amount of tones mandarin has, i just keep learning mandarin lmao. Im also learning japanese so learning kanji/hanzi its not to hard for me
@@SebasLink9982 I know right? I've heard people saying we're like singing (or arguing lol) when they first hear Cantonese, thanks to our 9 tone feature lol And yeah, we as Hanzi users are picking up Japanese much easier (I myself learned some Japanese but just on N4 JLPT level (beginner~intermidiate)), keep your hard work!
@@OxysLokiMoros the word Cantonese (廣東話) means the language spoken in the Canton Area (廣東, now following Mandarin translation as Guangdong), which I believe is coming from the eastern part (東) of a vast/spreaded out area (廣) But I also like the idea of it pronouncing similar to cantar with its rich and vivid tones!
@@quitting-m8q For those who didn't understand: Belarusian language isn't really spoken in Belarus (everyone just speaks russian and most of Belarusians don't even know their national language). In 2020 the language became one of the symbols of Belarusian opposition. In due to mass political emigration to Poland Belarusian might actually be more spoken in this country than in Belarus
I love how there are no comments pertaining to Sorbian. This because 99% of the world believes Sorbian is really Serbian. Anyway, am I a bad person because the first time I heard Sorbian I thought I'd clicked wrong because all I heard was Polish with a German accent?
@@RockResilient you should 100% google some Cypriot Greek dialect! it's intelligible with normal Greek of course and sounds really funny to us natives :D example: to say is λαλώ- that is so cute
あなた (Anata) or あんた (Anta) means "You" in Japanese but has some rare uses َأَنْت (anta) on the other hand, is used ALL the time to mean, "You" (masculine)
I like how he says ع randomly It's a very tone friendly letter when you can pronounce it but whenever it's sung it can give such strength to the line being sung idk why i just feel it like that
As someone who speaks Port of Geese, The Language of England, Pizza Language and KPOP Language, I confirm that everything Language Simp said, says and will say in his life is true.
@@King_Stonearm I mean almost everyone does, no? A lot of people like compliments, nothing to complain about, after he treated me of gay and many other things 😂
Great video. I'm learning Arabic. I use to speak fluidly in urdu, Arabic, some hindi as my first language then i learned English and French later after my first languages from a very young age when learning to speak, yet English and French was the language of my parents, as urdu, Arabic and hindi was the language of the ones who raised me. I'm was learning back urdu and Arabic because I wanted my native language back, now I decided to learn more into Arabic and being Muslim i though it was just easier to learn Arabic more to be able to connect with my Muslim friends for the Arabic countries. Some people don't realize that it was my first speaking languages I spoke from first words as a baby to 9 years old, and I only started speak English and French around 3 years old and up. I have to say I agree with you on French language. You're video is very good and kinda brings a smile to my face, but it's go to know. You are right about Arabic and urdu, I will agree, because I think you decided me a little there 😉. Keep up with the videos.
I mean, since I'm studying Russian (and also English, because my mother language is Spanish and my parents and almost every adult I know always say "Oh, debes aprender inglés si quieres escapara de Latinoamérica") there's one thing I do; I hate myself.
Fun fact grasshopper in Arabic is (jundub) which is the most ancient recorded person's name in Arabic, jundub (gindubu in Akkadian) was a king of the qaderite arabs who fought the neo Assyrian empire in the early 9th century bce.
@@cielsteam الجراد مختلف تماما ، الجندب في اللهجة المصرية أسمه فرس النبي على ما أعتقد وده يمكن مرتبط بالأسطورة اللي حكيت عنها لأن الحضارات القديمة في مصر والعراق واليمن وسوريا بينها تشابهات كتيرة... وساعات في محافظتي الشرقية الفلاحيين بيسموه غزاله !
I was so curious what he was going to say because before I started learning Norwegian, I barely saw anyone talk about Norway's existence, but... retrospectively I should've expected that
@@feigdarfrost just replace "Hv" for "Kv" or "K", remove all the "R"s from conjugation and replace the Subject Pronouns for something shorter "Jeg" > "Eg" > "Æ".
No ,you are just experimental 😉...I am an Arab so I have grown up with very some very weird sounds and the most mindblowing Grammar everrrrr Nihahaha 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
@@bakedtiger413 Learn norwegian while you learn the rest, Norwegian is a simpler mixture between Dutch and German, Finnish belongs to another family, you'll struggle to learn it with these germanic languages.
I am trying to learn Russian and the only thing he got right was that I hate myself. The reason I’m learning it is cause the Russian fandoms are funny and I wanna understand them. (#1 spot goes to Russian BSD fandom)
The hardest thing in Arabic is the" 'aerab"(أعراب) aka parsing word/sentence which most of native speakers does not know and parsing word or sentence have soo many types one of the easiest example "ذهب محمد للمدرسة" which it's parsing is ذهب: فعل ماضٍ مبني على الفتح. محمد: فاعل مرفوع وعلامة رفعه الضمة الظاهرة على آخره. للمدرسة: اللام: حرف جر. المدرسة: اسم مجرور وعلامة جره الكسرة الظاهرة على آخره. والجملة كلها جملة فعلية مبنية على الخبر.
We do learn it in school, but only people who focus on literature and Islamic scripture are the ones that use it regularly. I have very very rarely ever used اعراب in conversation or day-to-day life, and mostly because it only applies to Classical Arabic and MSA, and most Arabs speak their regional dialects (which should arguably be classified as separate languages, but I digress). In my case, I speak Hijazi (Western Saudi Arabian) and Syrian due to my heritage, and اعراب doesn’t really exist in these dialects.
8:13 real cantonese speaker here. Yes we are the real chinese. he says ‘chicken to duck speaking’, the drone footage is western Hong Kong island, and I’m a chad (I am currently stuck in a 0.1m x 0.1m apartment with no galvanised square steel)
As a fellow Polish learner, I can confidently say that LanguageSimp has perfectly described what it is like living the life of a polish learner - Well done :D
Only partly accurate imo. I might have been raised Catholic but that was only until I was 5 years old so the religious bit was a little off for me… however, I’m definitely heavy into comparative religion (and history) so it’s an interest in general… yeah ok it was pretty accurate. Am I still punishing myself, have childhood trauma and a little depressed though, absolutely. Do I read the bitcoin wallet address, not really??? Do I have bitcoin, yes. WiFi passwords are interesting. Don’t have a pet beaver but I could see that happening. Doomer memer… slightly. Am I a skirt wearing bisexual, duh.
As a Norwegian, I support your 🤪 for my "language". It's really just a continuum of vastly different dialects, without any spoken standard whatsoever. Due to the spread out population, I go to school about 3 metric miles away from my home, in the closest city (only 35 000 people live there, still considered as "the city" by the neighboring communes. Our dialects are so differing that I often have to explain to other students in my class what the sentence I said means. I'm in VG1, or 11th grade...
@@gabor6259 The question doesn’t actually make sense in Norway. We do have two written standards (think American “color” vs British “colour”) and both are taught in school. Although students choose which of the two to use as their own “main” written standard. When it comes to speaking, everyone just speaks their own dialect. We become really good at understanding each other.
As a Somali, the people that learn our language are usually Christian missionaries: they always fail tho but love the effort. There’s many fun conversational battles religiously with them, and a crowd. 😂😂 of course we also get the usual spies too, and now Somalis are always suspicious of white people that speak it 😂
GRASSHOPPER😂 I’m Bulgarian and i learn Arabic, Hebrew besides German Arabic hands down is the difficult language ever, but i love it, very rich and beautiful.
I just went on a SAS flight recently and had a layover in Copenhagen. That Danish impression was the most spot on and hilarious thing Ive heard for awhile! Danish is like Simlish but in reversed and then you take the audio and stress it back and forth.
Portuguese - Native English - Gotta get a job Italian - Bc of my grandparents but feels kinda useless now since i have no plans to go to italy Spanish - Bc of girls, obviously Japanese - I studied in a japanese school German - Bc of Rammstein Latin - I was the weird child French - Idk honestly, just happened Chinese, Russian, Korean and vietnamese - Bc of communism and girls Arabic - Bc of some classmates. Just started learning and can`t even communicate properly, but I already love it.
I’m russian and I hate communism. Communists killed Tsar family, got rid of old russian language, they banned religion, legalised abortion and let migrants in here. Now names like Hadji or Muhabat are more popular in some Russian cities than many Russian names. After a major terrorist attack and a series of high-profile cases of migrants being killed, fortunately more nationalists have started to appear in Russia
12:37 not all Bengalis though. Bengalis doesn't just refer to people of Bangladesh but Indian bengalis as well who are mostly hindus and live in the state of West Bengal.
Now that you have a lot more subscribers, you should try again to do the poll for which new language to learn, and your subscribers learn it together. I would be willing to participate.
0:32 false, I may be a Filipino that already knew a handful of Spanish due to the country being subjected to years of colonization, and now just wanted to expand on that
Your eyes don't look at the same direction because you have amblyopia aka lazy eye which is a type of diplopia. It can be because of weak eye muscles in one side that started at childhood. Treatment is simple in children as you have to wear eye batch on the stronger eye. While in adults it's harder cause your brain may start ignoring the weak eye and focus the strong one vision. And this becomes PERMANENT.
All the languages I learn say that I'm gay. Probably. EDIT : LMAO I wrote this comment before watching the French part... And I gotta say, it checks out in my case.
I can't believe Khosa is never included in these lists. Just saying Khosa correctly would be a huge gigachad move, and there's tons of ripe material for jokes about the clicking.
17:35 real. One time I was on a trip and met a native Hungarian and told him to say a sentence in his language and he was lowkey struggling. Hungarian is so hard not even natives can speak it lmao
Yes! That's the key: you've gotta make videos long enough! That's the only way you're ever gonna get to mention CZECH! This was the first time I saw you do it (mention Czech, that is), and it was also your longest video so far! So what we need is longer Language Simp videos, raising the chance of Language Simp mentioning my mother tongue. Nice of you, chad! Thanks. Never mind you actually insulting the entire Czech nation by your abysmal pronunciation of "I love the Mole".
I'm not even from a post soviet country, but my online friend has introduced me to their other friend as from russia, just because I speak in this language. Let's just say that I stopped chatting with them anymore...
Im a mexican that speaks 3 lenguages, english, spanish and portouguese. Learning portouguese still! And I am also japanese, korean, russian, latín, German 😭 I love Languages :) Edit: New sub
As someone who’s learning polish I definitely really like words with 5000 plurals spelled like someone forgot that words had to be words but halfway through suddenly remembered to put 7 vowels
As someone learning Arabic and Japanese its funny how these are the most loved and most hated languages in your skits. As a non Arab woman learning Arabic though its damn hard to even find places to learn formally- I feel like if you have family ties its easier.
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Mai m'esperava q el català estigues inclòs lol. Catalan language review, or do you not actually speak it? 🤔
Visca Catalunya lliure!! (avg. catalan signature)
কি হচ্ছে এই ভিডিও-তে ? আর আপনি কি উদ্দেশ্যে এই ভিডিও বানিয়েছেন?
Esperanto ne estas cringe! Vi komprenas? Sed dankon por reprezenti mian lingvon.
Köszönöm, hogy beszéltél a Rubik-kocka-nyelvről. 😊
Bro Catalans didn't participate in colonization of Latin America, they weren't permitted to move to the colonies. Only in the immigration period did Catalans start moving in any significant numbers, and at that time it was the local settler population letting them settle there.. most of us Latin Americans are colonizers
bro i speak bosnian aka a same time serbian bosnian croation and montenegroan and i learned english and im learning russian btw im not comunist
''You like talking about and arguing about learning japanese more than you actually like studying it''
99% of the japanese learning community.
This is true lol, as someone who actually does it and doesn't give two shits for the anime/japanese learning community, currently n4 (aka elementary intermediate) and moving forward fast :D continue mocking them so they learn how much time they be waisting!!! :)
@@Ant_Diplodicus That's great man, congratulations. I'm learning japanese too, any tips?
@@Rukiman_no16 I have two- I beg of you to learn handwriting, it will teach you the language way more deep-within and it'll feel less artificial and easier in the long run learning that way, buy a super-cheap baby's tablet they draw on to not waste paper too- I have one and it's great- my notebook had so many wasted pages (and in), the other one is this language has a ton of bullshit in it's grammar and vocabulary, you just have to suck it up and get through it- there is seriously no other way so be mentally prepared for hours of torture with their immeasurable amount of synonyms and words that are synonyms but still used in different situations unlike us. I'm heading today to JLPT btw idk if you're going but good luck if you are :)
edit: (by the way don't learn onyomi and kunyomi, it's too slow and impractical- simply learn words and they'll come to you naturally)
@@Rukiman_no16 yeah I have two- the first one is learning handwriting is gonna help you significantly in understand the language more naturally, you can buy a cheap tablet, you know the types toddlers draw on? it saves paper and ink I have one too, the second one is that this language has a ton of things that seem like utter bullcrap to us but you just have to suck it up and get through it- moreover you're better off not learning kun and onyomi as it's too slow ans impractical, instead learn how to read sth when you don't know to but learn readings as a word, it'll come to you naturally in the long run
@@Ant_Diplodicus Thank you so much for your time! I really appreciate it.
the suddenly pronounced ﻉ in the middle of the video makes me doing a flip 8 times in a row with my eyes closed
Are you arab?
I wish he gives the same attention to ح 😸
@@marwaqoura7804
I don’t understand how other letters are just being ignored like ض or even ط.
But I wouldn’t wonder if they are intentionally being left out hence their extreme difficulty in spelling
@@shayann2228 because ﻉ sound is definitely the hardest for most people
@shayann2228 I've always had that same question in my mind , but I agree with your answer to it 😸 ص ض ط ظ خ the infamous ح غ
Don't know if you will read this or not
I am not a doctor yet
I am a med student
But I can answer the question
Your eyes aren't looking in the same direction because you have latent squint
I have it too
What happens is
You can look in the same direction normally but if you lose focus or intent in your eyes your eyes move in different direction
This is caused by one of the extraocular muscles being stronger than the opposite one so once you are relaxed one muscle naturally has more pulling force than the opposite one so your eyes move in it's direction
Of course there are several types depending on which direction your eye goes
Yours (and mine) moves laterally so it's called exophoria which is caused by the lateral muscles being stronger than the medial one
The brain can deal with that when it handles your eyes and aligns them for you to have a single binocular vision
Otherwise you have a double image (or diplopia) where you see 2 images side by side not on top of each other each giving the perspective of one eye
It is not a disease or an illness and you can treat it without surgery
All you have to do is strengthen the weaker muscle enough to be able to deal with the pulling force of the opposite muscle
You can use prism lenses
Or pen exercise where you use the pen close to your face as an object to focus on so the muscles start working and training
Hope this helps
Thank you for the insight, actually interesting learning the cause of it, wouldn't have thought it's as simple as mismatched muscle strength
bruh I thought it was special effects for comedy!
As Language Simp said in the video, doctors learn Latin. I will only trust your expertise if you can say this in Latin.
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@pelicanbowling I am not an expert
It's just that my curriculum had opthalmology like 6 months ago, so I studied squint and it's types
And while it is true that medical terminology contains ALOT of Latin
We don't learn the actual language
We have basic comprehension of some words related to our field
I certainly wouldn't understand a tenth of what someone says in Latin
Also I know more Japanese 💀
And I am an Arab 😂
Fun fact: serbian language is one of rare languages that uses two scripts(latin snd cyrillic)
Uvek treba da budemo posebni
As someone who studies Dutch, German, and Russian... most of them were on point, up until Russian. You listed thing after thing, and I genuinely thought you might not guess right... and then you said "or you hate yourself". Three out of three, congrats ig lol. Have a good day :3
Fun fact: The Cantonese phrase 'gai1 tong2 aap3 gong2' at 8:14 literally translates to 'a chicken talking to a duck' (雞同鴨講) and means one doesn't understand another
which is exactly the situation between Cantonese and Mandarin, since they are not mutually intelligible and this phrase itself only exists in Cantonese lol
i wanted to learn cantonese because im learning mandarin and i thought they were very similar and i said: "ok i can learn two languages with just learning mandarin" lmao and when i found that not only cantonese is different than mandarin, but it also has the double amount of tones mandarin has, i just keep learning mandarin lmao.
Im also learning japanese so learning kanji/hanzi its not to hard for me
@@SebasLink9982 I know right? I've heard people saying we're like singing (or arguing lol) when they first hear Cantonese, thanks to our 9 tone feature lol
And yeah, we as Hanzi users are picking up Japanese much easier (I myself learned some Japanese but just on N4 JLPT level (beginner~intermidiate)), keep your hard work!
Wow ,, that guy is really a gigchad language learner
Does the word Cantonese have something to do with cantar?
@@OxysLokiMoros the word Cantonese (廣東話) means the language spoken in the Canton Area (廣東, now following Mandarin translation as Guangdong), which I believe is coming from the eastern part (東) of a vast/spreaded out area (廣)
But I also like the idea of it pronouncing similar to cantar with its rich and vivid tones!
You forgot to say that Belarussian is more popular in Poland than in Belarus.
WAT
edit: its not true appertaintly. (idk how to spell)
Not true? You may confusing it with the fact that ethnic Poles in Belarus are more likely to speak Belarusian natively than ethnic Belarusians…
@@quitting-m8q
For those who didn't understand:
Belarusian language isn't really spoken in Belarus (everyone just speaks russian and most of Belarusians don't even know their national language). In 2020 the language became one of the symbols of Belarusian opposition. In due to mass political emigration to Poland Belarusian might actually be more spoken in this country than in Belarus
oh ok sorry…
That's not true lol. Most Belarusians study their language in schools, they're also bilingual.
Sorbian: you learnt it by mistake thinking that it was Serbian
Kashubian: you wanted to learn Polish but made another mistake
lol this is underrated
this literally happened to me! (briefly), in Ontario, Canada. (edit: Kashubian/Polish)
My grandparents are Kashub and I speak broken Polish due to being born in Germany. So that comment applies funnily to it
@@roccosoldi8678 To be fair Kashubian and Polish grammars are almost identical. Words are kinda different but as a Pole i do understand Kashubian.
I love how there are no comments pertaining to Sorbian. This because 99% of the world believes Sorbian is really Serbian. Anyway, am I a bad person because the first time I heard Sorbian I thought I'd clicked wrong because all I heard was Polish with a German accent?
Thanks for encouraging me to learn Norsk! It's pleasure to see your enthusiasm about Norwegian in every video 🇧🇻
15:19 Ну Да, Я Коммунист. Но на самом деле я говорю на этом языке только потому, что оба моих родителя говорят по-русски.
2 steps ahead
As a Greek, we have a lisp because we bite into raw olives as toddlers and it messes with our brains
LOL , I love how Greeks have that 'head' which translates to laid back attitude as we call it here in Egypt
να σου πω, το "lisp" πως λέγεται στα ελληνικά θυμάσαι? απλά δεν μου έρχεται
@@Ant_DiplodicusΜάλλον ψεύδισμα ή ψελλισμα
I really like Greek accent. I became happy when I encountered a Greek in online game.
@@RockResilient you should 100% google some Cypriot Greek dialect! it's intelligible with normal Greek of course and sounds really funny to us natives :D example: to say is λαλώ- that is so cute
I'm learning both Japanese and Arabic, I think I created a paradox
@@tombenshalommoshe You’re a Gigachad Alpha Weeb
You probably wouldn’t know what language of both I speak when I say “Anta!”, but would perfectly understand it nonetheless
@@shayann2228 I'm pretty sure in Japanese it's anata but in Arabic it's right
@@SuhbanIo
I don’t know, but I once heard someone say it in this same way
あなた (Anata) or あんた (Anta) means "You" in Japanese but has some rare uses
َأَنْت (anta) on the other hand, is used ALL the time to mean, "You" (masculine)
i am one step ahead, i *ALREADY* know Arabic (because i'm arab)
Born chad .
Real
the real questionʼs do you use tHE dUAL nUMBER‽‽‽
only real ones use tHE dUAL nUMBER
Same here. Peace be upon you .
wtf is a dual number. im arab & i have NEVER beard of that in my life @@anterrobang9298
I like how he says ع randomly
It's a very tone friendly letter when you can pronounce it but whenever it's sung it can give such strength to the line being sung idk why i just feel it like that
Native Dutch speaker here who was very happy that the Dutch had subtitles.
As someone who speaks Port of Geese, The Language of England, Pizza Language and KPOP Language, I confirm that everything Language Simp said, says and will say in his life is true.
I agree, with an exception: not sure all French people are homosexual.
Brabíssimo porch of geese
@@AlinefromToulouse Sigma
@@AlinefromToulousethey are
@@AlinefromToulouse
Canadians and North Africans aren’t French
Only 4 views in 1 minute!? That's actually pretty understandable since the video was just uploaded!
Thank you for finally putting that stupid NPC comment to bed. I salute you.
68 likes and 1 reply? No need to fix it then, let alone now, soooo.. (now it's 2 replies)
@@ZackMaddox-gd1zk 3h under 30 likes? Bro fell off fast
He’s killing it in views isn’t he?
He was being sassy with others and when i skipped to arabic he started complimenting me and being so sweet??? I was gonna cry so cute 😭
I’m thinking it’s wasn’t as much sassy as accurate 😮
It is some sort of a stereotype
“Arabs like compliments”
From an American it is offensive
@@King_Stonearm I mean almost everyone does, no? A lot of people like compliments, nothing to complain about, after he treated me of gay and many other things 😂
@@King_Stonearm It’s not a stereotype or offensive lol. Grow up. Pretty sure the guy learned Arabic and is over complimenting himself as a joke.
He has been praising Arabic in all the times he mentioned it in a video. Maybe personal fascination (which I completely get)
Spanish, Korean, Arabic, Kurdish, and Esperanto here! Thanks a ton!
Great video. I'm learning Arabic. I use to speak fluidly in urdu, Arabic, some hindi as my first language then i learned English and French later after my first languages from a very young age when learning to speak, yet English and French was the language of my parents, as urdu, Arabic and hindi was the language of the ones who raised me. I'm was learning back urdu and Arabic because I wanted my native language back, now I decided to learn more into Arabic and being Muslim i though it was just easier to learn Arabic more to be able to connect with my Muslim friends for the Arabic countries. Some people don't realize that it was my first speaking languages I spoke from first words as a baby to 9 years old, and I only started speak English and French around 3 years old and up. I have to say I agree with you on French language. You're video is very good and kinda brings a smile to my face, but it's go to know. You are right about Arabic and urdu, I will agree, because I think you decided me a little there 😉. Keep up with the videos.
I mean, since I'm studying Russian (and also English, because my mother language is Spanish and my parents and almost every adult I know always say "Oh, debes aprender inglés si quieres escapara de Latinoamérica") there's one thing I do; I hate myself.
Fun fact grasshopper in Arabic is (jundub) which is the most ancient recorded person's name in Arabic, jundub (gindubu in Akkadian) was a king of the qaderite arabs who fought the neo Assyrian empire in the early 9th century bce.
I thought it was jarad. جراد
That’s what it is in my dialect, anyway.
@cielsteam
جراد معناها locust في الانجليزي grasshopper هو الجندب
@@avicennatheconqueror7956 اول مره اعرف والله😂 جزاك الله خير
Are you Iraqii ?
@@cielsteam الجراد مختلف تماما ، الجندب في اللهجة المصرية أسمه فرس النبي على ما أعتقد وده يمكن مرتبط بالأسطورة اللي حكيت عنها لأن الحضارات القديمة في مصر والعراق واليمن وسوريا بينها تشابهات كتيرة... وساعات في محافظتي الشرقية الفلاحيين بيسموه غزاله !
Babe wake up new language simp video dropped
Merry Christmas
@LanguageSimp im muslim but thanks
@@erenal456 🧕 jk I'm Muslim too
As someone learning Norwegian, I can confirm:
6:31
Me, a Norwegian learner for the past year: Welp ig I’ll just *vanishes into thin fucking air*
Nice that you included Catalan, you should make a language review of it
I second this
Barcelona Barcelona, separatist joke
Love having Arabic DLC on day one after seeing you struggle on the "ح"😭
As someone learning Norwegian, this went exactly as I expected.
I was so curious what he was going to say because before I started learning Norwegian, I barely saw anyone talk about Norway's existence, but... retrospectively I should've expected that
I tried to learn it once because of how beautiful it sounds 😅
good luck with all the dialects
he just stared into our souls.
@@feigdarfrost just replace "Hv" for "Kv" or "K", remove all the "R"s from conjugation and replace the Subject Pronouns for something shorter "Jeg" > "Eg" > "Æ".
I taught myself German, Dutch AND Norwegian, and for whatever reason I decided to learn both Bokmål and Nynorsk. Maybe I'm a masochist.
No ,you are just experimental 😉...I am an Arab so I have grown up with very some very weird sounds and the most mindblowing Grammar everrrrr Nihahaha 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Right now I'm learning Dutch and German, I'm debating on learning Norwegian or Finnish too. But I might wait till I get the first two down a bit more.
@@bakedtiger413 Learn norwegian while you learn the rest, Norwegian is a simpler mixture between Dutch and German, Finnish belongs to another family, you'll struggle to learn it with these germanic languages.
I am trying to learn Russian and the only thing he got right was that I hate myself. The reason I’m learning it is cause the Russian fandoms are funny and I wanna understand them. (#1 spot goes to Russian BSD fandom)
Got up to a pretty decent level in anime language 30 years ago. Now working on mastering one syllable in SE Asia for the next 14 years.
As a native Morgagian speaker, I very appreciate that you mentioned my language in this video
WTF is that? Is it even real?
@@FantasmaRadioattivo don't you believe in aliens? just say "переподвыподвертом" and you become one of us👽
@@FantasmaRadioattivono it’s not, I googled it
Yeah I saw the Sao tome & principe flag and I thought it wasn't real
@@FantasmaRadioattivo you're the same type of person to say that a whole country is weird just because of its name
The hardest thing in Arabic is the" 'aerab"(أعراب) aka parsing word/sentence which most of native speakers does not know and parsing word or sentence have soo many types one of the easiest example "ذهب محمد للمدرسة" which it's parsing is
ذهب: فعل ماضٍ مبني على الفتح.
محمد: فاعل مرفوع وعلامة رفعه الضمة الظاهرة على آخره.
للمدرسة:
اللام: حرف جر.
المدرسة: اسم مجرور وعلامة جره الكسرة الظاهرة على آخره.
والجملة كلها جملة فعلية مبنية على الخبر.
We do learn it in school, but only people who focus on literature and Islamic scripture are the ones that use it regularly. I have very very rarely ever used اعراب in conversation or day-to-day life, and mostly because it only applies to Classical Arabic and MSA, and most Arabs speak their regional dialects (which should arguably be classified as separate languages, but I digress). In my case, I speak Hijazi (Western Saudi Arabian) and Syrian due to my heritage, and اعراب doesn’t really exist in these dialects.
YESSS OH MY GAHD ITS SO HARD, I HATE IT SM ITS SO COMPLICATED
You right @cielsteam
It's إعراب ( Iaârab )
أعراب Are the mobs
10:30 thank you for saying so many good things about the people that speak Arabic
I am one of them
Grasshopper
«You’re either delusional or determent» - You know… That’s kinda how I feel about mastering even Mandarin Chinese 😭
As a native speaker of the spicy spanish language, i loved this vid!
Spicy spanish best spanish
eae gurizada
@@malttrecho
Eae manow
sou mexicano , mas amo o espanhol picante 😍😊
@@AlejandroRojas-us2kn
Também amamos ustedes =)
6:31 as someone who is learning Norwegian......
why did this comment made me happy i am from bergen i never know people actually want to learn my language😭😭😭
Lol saaaame! I'm learning Norsk and he ALWAYS shits on it 😭💀
@@stupidx11believe me as an Arabic speaker, I love everything about Norwegian, probably my favourite language
@@stupidx11 aww I love norwegian too, I think it sounds beautiful. I wish to visit one day! Bergen looks gorgeous.
@@stupidx11 Your language is beautiful
I watched this video just to see if you would say Norwegian, so when I saw the Norwegian flag on my screen, I got so excited....
8:13 real cantonese speaker here. Yes we are the real chinese. he says ‘chicken to duck speaking’, the drone footage is western Hong Kong island, and I’m a chad (I am currently stuck in a 0.1m x 0.1m apartment with no galvanised square steel)
bro why'd you skip norway?
edit: AND you put it under danish!
As a fellow Polish learner, I can confidently say that LanguageSimp has perfectly described what it is like living the life of a polish learner - Well done :D
My brother wanted to learn Polish ,I can relate ..We are Arabs by the way
Only partly accurate imo. I might have been raised Catholic but that was only until I was 5 years old so the religious bit was a little off for me… however, I’m definitely heavy into comparative religion (and history) so it’s an interest in general… yeah ok it was pretty accurate.
Am I still punishing myself, have childhood trauma and a little depressed though, absolutely. Do I read the bitcoin wallet address, not really??? Do I have bitcoin, yes. WiFi passwords are interesting. Don’t have a pet beaver but I could see that happening. Doomer memer… slightly. Am I a skirt wearing bisexual, duh.
istg polish learners are like the opposite of us poles
@@HeatherWP Loved your comment ❤😸
Toki pona, but where's Uzbek...? The divine language
The language of plov and samsa
let me guess are you uzbek?
'Twas simply too good to be put here
@@jdhfjd Aren't we all Uzbek in some way or another?
@@stasmira Heck, now I want samsa. It's midnight and I can spend only like 10 minutes walking to get samsa but it's midnight and looks like I'm tipsy.
Arabic, Kurdish, Turkish and Urdu but no Farsi :( what a shame
😢 exactly
no biggie ... just put all those languages in a blender and you get Farsi lol
@@AysarAburrub speak for yourself
3:30
You have Atcha-Foya disease; one eye looking atcha, one eye looking foya
Bro I was waiting for my language (Norwegian)
As a Norwegian, I support your 🤪 for my "language". It's really just a continuum of vastly different dialects, without any spoken standard whatsoever. Due to the spread out population, I go to school about 3 metric miles away from my home, in the closest city (only 35 000 people live there, still considered as "the city" by the neighboring communes. Our dialects are so differing that I often have to explain to other students in my class what the sentence I said means. I'm in VG1, or 11th grade...
How long is a metric mile? 1,584 meters?
Which variety is taught in schools? The Oslo variety? Or is it up to the school?
@@FebruaryHas30Daysit’s called a Scandinavian mile and it is 10 kilometres. So 3 Scandinavian miles = 30 kilometers.
@@gabor6259 The question doesn’t actually make sense in Norway. We do have two written standards (think American “color” vs British “colour”) and both are taught in school. Although students choose which of the two to use as their own “main” written standard. When it comes to speaking, everyone just speaks their own dialect. We become really good at understanding each other.
@Usikkert111 Also known as a myriameter. Because if we define a mile as exactly 5,280 metric feet, the result will be 1,584 meters.
Het spijt me. But how he spoke Dutch made me want to cryyy. But very good for five hours! Goedzo!
As a Somali, the people that learn our language are usually Christian missionaries: they always fail tho but love the effort. There’s many fun conversational battles religiously with them, and a crowd. 😂😂 of course we also get the usual spies too, and now Somalis are always suspicious of white people that speak it 😂
interesting and funny 😂 thank you for sharing!
GRASSHOPPER😂
I’m Bulgarian and i learn Arabic, Hebrew besides German
Arabic hands down is the difficult language ever, but i love it, very rich and beautiful.
2:47 nooooo this sounds horrible that is not how to Romanian (intentional misspelling)
I just went on a SAS flight recently and had a layover in Copenhagen. That Danish impression was the most spot on and hilarious thing Ive heard for awhile!
Danish is like Simlish but in reversed and then you take the audio and stress it back and forth.
Portuguese - Native
English - Gotta get a job
Italian - Bc of my grandparents but feels kinda useless now since i have no plans to go to italy
Spanish - Bc of girls, obviously
Japanese - I studied in a japanese school
German - Bc of Rammstein
Latin - I was the weird child
French - Idk honestly, just happened
Chinese, Russian, Korean and vietnamese - Bc of communism and girls
Arabic - Bc of some classmates. Just started learning and can`t even communicate properly, but I already love it.
Welcome to the Arab world 7abiby أهلا حبيبي 🙏💐❤
I’m russian and I hate communism. Communists killed Tsar family, got rid of old russian language, they banned religion, legalised abortion and let migrants in here. Now names like Hadji or Muhabat are more popular in some Russian cities than many Russian names.
After a major terrorist attack and a series of high-profile cases of migrants being killed, fortunately more nationalists have started to appear in Russia
I tried so many languages
Italian your familial language that alone makes it worthwhile. Anyway agreed with all the reasons for girls but I’d add Italian for that reason lol
@@marwaqoura7804 Thanks 7abiby
As someone who's studied Hungarian, I can testify that if you aren't already insane when you start, you will eventually become that.
Legeslegmegfellebbezhetetlenebb! 🥰
@@gabor6259 Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért!
That makes me the perfect candidate to begin learning it. I can't remember the last time I was sane.
From what country are you from(i bet finnish or slovak)
@@Hjdnckbwgdk Sweden.
This dude pegged exactly why I wanted to learn Swedish.
0:05
>War and Peace
>USSR
I dissapointed in the author of the channel, it's not even a clickbait
Was it really so lazy to Google the dates?
‘Wake up babe, language simp uploaded!’
‘Alright, but let me do my duolingo esperant-‘
‘выйди из дома!’
BblñAn n3 Aoma
'закрой за мной дверь, я ухожу' 🤙
yasashi
to kakkoii
@@andrei-bush Roshia desu ka?
12:37 not all Bengalis though. Bengalis doesn't just refer to people of Bangladesh but Indian bengalis as well who are mostly hindus and live in the state of West Bengal.
I mean... There also ALOT of Hindus in Bangladesh as well but I don't see any of them going around drinking...
@@lemon2276 Isn't consuming alcohol restricted there ? In any case my point stands.
Out of three Bengali speakers I've met, two were from West Bengal in India
@@terrior3252
And the other from east Pakistan?
@@shayann2228 No, Bangladesh
Now that you have a lot more subscribers, you should try again to do the poll for which new language to learn, and your subscribers learn it together. I would be willing to participate.
HE SPOKE MY LANGUAGE!!! MEU DEUS!
Achava que gringo ficava nem aí pra português...🇧🇷♥️
0:32 false, I may be a Filipino that already knew a handful of Spanish due to the country being subjected to years of colonization, and now just wanted to expand on that
Your eyes don't look at the same direction because you have amblyopia aka lazy eye which is a type of diplopia. It can be because of weak eye muscles in one side that started at childhood. Treatment is simple in children as you have to wear eye batch on the stronger eye. While in adults it's harder cause your brain may start ignoring the weak eye and focus the strong one vision. And this becomes PERMANENT.
Today I've learned that I'm a normie, bad bunny loving, squid game watching, balding-kebab loving, slavic communist. Thanks Mr. Simp!
except for being a normie you seem great
Part 2 is needed!
Hoping he adds Thai to the list, that one intrigues me
Please
The thumbnail put language simp on a CIA hitlist 💀
I hope u see this! I'm morrocan and I'm happy that u mentioned our country in a past video! Thanks!
Thanks for Kurdish part.
Long live Kurdistan!
Absolutely love it XD, I definitely want a part 2
ok youre 100% polish
Bro looks like white drake 😭
Lol😂😂😂
do not EVER utter such blasphemous words about THEE hyperpolyglot alpha male giga chad, you nasty scoundrel
Eminem*
he looks like if eminem was white
Wait a second… @@hdajq892ey7
I study Arabic, and I'm Bengali and we speak our tongue at home
Me who can speak Chinese,Indonesian,English and learning German saw this 9:30 (let’s ignore the fact that it’s Poland flag not Indonesia flag)
All the languages I learn say that I'm gay. Probably.
EDIT : LMAO I wrote this comment before watching the French part... And I gotta say, it checks out in my case.
Gay
Gay
What languages do you study?
@@erenal456 I might be gay but at least I'm not monolingual.
G.a.y
15:38 Thank you! It really is my birthday today!
Happy late birthday!
لدي الدراسة للغة العربية على ٤ شهور الان!!!
ليس لدي المعرفتي أكثر بالعربية فعلآ بالنسبة لي لأنني طالب جديد في هذه اللغة
أحسنت عملا، استمر.
بالتوفيق .. عمل جيد.
استمر❤ العربية أجمل لغة في العالم
استمر❤ العربية أجمل لغة في العالم
استمر يا أسد!
This is frickin’ awesome! 😂 YOU are awesome!
Such a W vid😂 W Português didnt go too hard on up pause
I can't believe Khosa is never included in these lists. Just saying Khosa correctly would be a huge gigachad move, and there's tons of ripe material for jokes about the clicking.
15:09 the Kazakhstan flag in the beginning of the "Russian" section.
it's ragebait
17:35 real.
One time I was on a trip and met a native Hungarian and told him to say a sentence in his language and he was lowkey struggling.
Hungarian is so hard not even natives can speak it lmao
Yes! That's the key: you've gotta make videos long enough! That's the only way you're ever gonna get to mention CZECH! This was the first time I saw you do it (mention Czech, that is), and it was also your longest video so far! So what we need is longer Language Simp videos, raising the chance of Language Simp mentioning my mother tongue. Nice of you, chad! Thanks. Never mind you actually insulting the entire Czech nation by your abysmal pronunciation of "I love the Mole".
Nah flossing in the big 24’ is crazy 💀 16:23
Grasshopper! Currently learning Arabic 😊
بالتوفيق 💐👍
It's spelled with 3 Ps 10:54
جيد
مرحبا بكم في الإسلام
6:08 "Jeg er en gris" = "I am a cool guy"
Sure i advice anyone learning danish to say that to a naitive 🤣
Ja hvad kan dog gå galt😂
10:23 bro don't do that, back flipping into a singularity isn't good for my back but by god I will do it
"GOEVOAREIM HERVATSKEY" totally said it properly💀🙏
Petition for you to do more of these and eventually do every language in the world.
as someone who’s been learning Norwegian I am currently crying
6:31 if you learn Norwegian it most likely means you're a black metal fan lol
2:25 OH MY GOD🤌🏻🤌🏻 PODCAST ITALIANO MY LOVE
I'm not even from a post soviet country, but my online friend has introduced me to their other friend as from russia, just because I speak in this language.
Let's just say that I stopped chatting with them anymore...
Im a mexican that speaks 3 lenguages, english, spanish and portouguese. Learning portouguese still! And I am also japanese, korean, russian, latín, German 😭 I love Languages :)
Edit: New sub
Im filipino but I would like to know spanish
10:28 As an Algerian, i can confirm to you that this is what Algerian Patriotisme is all about.
123viva lalgerie 🎉🎉🎉🎉
As a fellow Algerian I love when we get a shoutout! ❤🇩🇿
I've been learning Ancient Greek and Latin for a few years, now. I believe that just says I'm a classicist?
Its spelt 'narcissist'.
@@edwardburroughs1489you doin alright?
@@edwardburroughs1489I'm sorry, you must have me confused with the President Elect. Try again, lol.
@@iberius9937 I don't think the president elect would waste his time on dead languages. He's probably a very busy man.
Now learn classical greek.
Pff... 15 seconds in and I am rock hard. Thanks for making my nights!
As someone who’s learning polish I definitely really like words with 5000 plurals spelled like someone forgot that words had to be words but halfway through suddenly remembered to put 7 vowels
As someone learning Arabic and Japanese its funny how these are the most loved and most hated languages in your skits. As a non Arab woman learning Arabic though its damn hard to even find places to learn formally- I feel like if you have family ties its easier.
استيقظ يا حبيبي
لانغوج سيمب نشر فيديو جديد !
You omitted the chaddest language in the world, Yiddish.
10:40 wtf😂 شكرا
Grasshopper
THE "milkisheiki" LOL I WAS NOT EXPECTING🤣🤣 well as a brazilian, we simplify some pronunces and create slang for..like, EVERYTHING, I luv the video