Pokemon: The Metronome Challenge

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  • I love metronome. It's my favorite Pokemon attack. But why does GameFreak keep ignoring it in the newest games? Today, I decided to push Metronome as far as the move could take us.
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  • @Heartsatyr
    @Heartsatyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6164

    "VOLT TACKL-"
    -_TheJWittz has left the chat_

    • @SSM0770
      @SSM0770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      What if I told you that if you looked closely it took 0% recoil damage.
      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @animefreak122ist8
      @animefreak122ist8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mission failed... We'll get em next time

    • @ClefairyRox
      @ClefairyRox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@SSM0770 If Cleffa has Magic Guard (which it SHOULD because that ability rocks) then it shouldn't take any recoil damage except from Struggle and self-destruction moves, IIRC.

    • @zilvoxidgod
      @zilvoxidgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ClefairyRox it used role play

    • @Skasaha_
      @Skasaha_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zilvoxidgod Roleplay fails when used against Arceus' only ability.

  • @WhoElseButZane
    @WhoElseButZane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    That ending made me
    Recoil

    • @CouldBeDVG
      @CouldBeDVG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm glad this is the comment JW gave a heart to

    • @jyapp4489
      @jyapp4489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @aj-chaoschild
      @aj-chaoschild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I sighed so loud my dad 2 rooms away asked me what was wrong

    • @andrewcarmichael2371
      @andrewcarmichael2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was going to explode.

    • @Sableguy97
      @Sableguy97 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wince*

  • @MrBlinky10101
    @MrBlinky10101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    Cleffa: *Uses Volt Tackle*
    Arceus: "You should've gone for Guillotine." *snaps*

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Kawaii Desu-chan “You should have gone for the Iron Head.”

    • @lanaidklol7118
      @lanaidklol7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It Did and missed

    • @calebporter8733
      @calebporter8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Mr. Oak? I don't feel so good...

    • @ugn154
      @ugn154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love your comment.

    • @shadowmimikyu4051
      @shadowmimikyu4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@calebporter8733 PERFECT😂😂😂

  • @threefingerdeathpunch4259
    @threefingerdeathpunch4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3512

    At the beginning: can we beta the elite 4 with metronome?
    At the end: what if a baby killed god?

    • @RxthlessOfficial
      @RxthlessOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      no ones gonna mention that its supposed to be beat and not beta?

    • @derekhansj
      @derekhansj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Level 100 igglybuff used metronome
      Uses 1 hit ko move and misses

    • @thecrowproductions3777
      @thecrowproductions3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That baby can

    • @discoshark7767
      @discoshark7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alphakek
      Beat*

    • @Jay-hb2mu
      @Jay-hb2mu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you know what they say about jrpgs starting small and then have you ending up fighting god

  • @guide_sorcery
    @guide_sorcery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    "Arceus...I've come to bargain."

    • @andreimarsic6607
      @andreimarsic6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Omg yes great reference

    • @derekbaldwin4021
      @derekbaldwin4021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is a vastly underrated comment 😂😂

    • @billbolt9458
      @billbolt9458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruh you say that to someone like Giratina

    • @nicksmi56
      @nicksmi56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "You've come to DIE!"

    • @TinMines
      @TinMines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are worthy of Thor’s hammer now

  • @yeetlejuice7181
    @yeetlejuice7181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    clefairy on the thumbnail:
    "I am a shadow... the true self."

    • @TheJWittz
      @TheJWittz  5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      "You want my Moon Stone? Come steal it if you can!"
      99%

    • @Ampharosite
      @Ampharosite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Giratina and the Phantom Forces of Sinnoh

    • @splashything3001
      @splashything3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DAY OF RECKONING
      Steal Arceus’s Heart

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Clearly a wielder of the Fortune Arcana.

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “No! You’re lying!! You’re not me!!!”

  • @michaeleer1536
    @michaeleer1536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I HEAVILY agree, Metronome is so much fun, I once had a Togepi use Roar Of Time, then explode.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Michaeleer
      I had a Hustle Togepi Swords Dance into dragon rush once against a boss, which was awesome

    • @ssjsmith8879
      @ssjsmith8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Once in soul silver, Whitney's clefairy metronomed healing wish and killed it'self first turn. This left just her Miltank.

    • @russellbrown6888
      @russellbrown6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Pepe I got Lock On and Fissure both in a row once. That gamble got me passed battle 50 in the Battle Chateau in Omega Ruby.

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My Togekiss once pulled off an ancient fire.
      It oneshoted a youngster Pokémon.

    • @roastingghosts1302
      @roastingghosts1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Michaeleer As child who had no idea what metronome did and didn’t read move descriptions, I don’t think I was ever more hyped than when my clefairy used spacial rend on some poor random wild Pokémon.

  • @Asdayasman
    @Asdayasman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2128

    Maybe the real metronome was the friends we made along the way.

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The real metronome was inside us all along

    • @jamesmilliken8220
      @jamesmilliken8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      there

    • @duckduckinator3185
      @duckduckinator3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THATS DUUP PUT THIS ON REDDIT

    • @Asdayasman
      @Asdayasman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@duckduckinator3185 Speak English before I beat the crap outta you.

    • @0r4n
      @0r4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did that and I just got earthquake from metronome

  • @hewwowen1968
    @hewwowen1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Pokemon Soul Silver: Ghost gym: My whole team was wiped except my level 10 Togepi, who only had 1 move that was effective: Metronome. Metronome got me that gym badge.

    • @kingedgelord4726
      @kingedgelord4726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Extrasensory literally destroys that entire gym

    • @pumpkingreg6673
      @pumpkingreg6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingedgelord4726 lol ikr

    • @TheAhan2407
      @TheAhan2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what move did metronome give you

    • @aglasscup8740
      @aglasscup8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I got a Milktank having the ability enabling attacking Ghost pokemon with Normal moves.
      Then I simply stomp all poor ghost pokemon there 😂.

    • @pumpkingreg6673
      @pumpkingreg6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aglasscup8740 er you can get milktank right next to the route, right? thats like the first available spot iirc

  • @LuisGarcia-pf3wt
    @LuisGarcia-pf3wt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Arceus: "I an inevitable"
    Cleffa: "I... Am... Cleffa"

    • @Compucles
      @Compucles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What the audience hears:
      Arceus (through telepathy): "I am inevitable."
      Cleffa: "Cleffa Fa Cleffa!"

    • @matguimond92
      @matguimond92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Arceus:"I am inevitalbe"
      Me:Pff *tosses master ball*
      *Arceus was caught! Would you like to give it a nickname?*
      *BadDog was sent to PC box*

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes
      Could get fan art of this please
      I want some of CLEFFA just finger waggling at an Arceus getting vold tackle at one health but also killing arceus

    • @soincboom2
      @soincboom2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except it Arceus is still standing

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    So... you can make your level 11 Clefairy have level 100 stats of fully evolved Pokémon
    But you still can’t buy Elixir?

    • @axiaty2806
      @axiaty2806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Then articuno could elixer mind reader then sheer cold

    • @maddoxweaks7034
      @maddoxweaks7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Vegito_more_like_inactive you could do it either way

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@axiaty2806 you can just use some x attacks and sweep anyway

    • @woomyiism
      @woomyiism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I didn't even know you couldn't buy elixir. wtf is this nintendo???

    • @bobnob4393
      @bobnob4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Surely you can buy elixer, your just using the wrong currency $$

  • @stegosaurus6654
    @stegosaurus6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    Someone/Some Group: "Hey Nintendo should we keep metronome?"
    Nintendo: *wags finger*

    • @cmad7226
      @cmad7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *Nintendo Used Hyper Beam*

    • @remasteredsomething
      @remasteredsomething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cmad7226 How About A Explosion?

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nintendo: MMMMM NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

    • @user-cz6yp1en9o
      @user-cz6yp1en9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nintendo: *Accidentally uses explosion*

    • @TheDemonicmuffins
      @TheDemonicmuffins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cmad7226 Galeem laser

  • @Galdrazier
    @Galdrazier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    I was training a Togepi in Soul Silver, and was seeing if it could take down pokemon on its own rather than just getting exp through the exp share.
    First battle, metronome into Fling, and it yeeted its exp share at the enemy.
    I think the Togepi was telling me it was done with being babysitted.

    • @flowtyle
      @flowtyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      F

    • @dxjxc91
      @dxjxc91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In SS, my togepi won a battle with only swagger.

    • @fangzntalonz
      @fangzntalonz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've had that happen twice. So upsetting.

    • @Goliath1337
      @Goliath1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this before, not sure if this is an original story but might have happened to you.

    • @SpiderRiderKya
      @SpiderRiderKya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's as bad as when I was (trying to) train my Togepi in Crystal and he decided to use Explosion.
      Twice.

  • @arthurvergolino6859
    @arthurvergolino6859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "either I destroy my oponents, or I destroy myself."
    Metronome.

  • @ZeroGForce
    @ZeroGForce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    "How many runs did you see where Clefairy used Self-Destruct?"
    _"Fourteen million, six hundred and five."_
    "And how many where you beat the Elite Four?"
    _" . . . one."_

    • @dusk4819
      @dusk4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg too accurate lmao

    • @ectotide
      @ectotide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Super Greyflash It's a Marvel Reference

    • @windblazeanims6253
      @windblazeanims6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Cochraine Dumb and Dumber reference. Nice

  • @Alex-wo1bs
    @Alex-wo1bs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    cleffa: *goes ghost type *
    TheJWittz: THIS IS IT
    volt tackle: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @tdo9241
      @tdo9241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya a pikachu's Signature move that pikachu can't learn by level up when it was interjaused (can't spell) great

  • @javiergreen603
    @javiergreen603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Cleffa: Arceus, I have come to bargain.
    Arceus: Oh god, not this thing again.

  • @SableGear
    @SableGear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    *gasp* VOLT TACKLE-!
    JWittz and the audience simultaneously remember the recoil.
    Cleffa has fainted.
    RIP in PP Maxes

    • @MagnakayViolet
      @MagnakayViolet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Mufasa's voice* "Remember the recoil."

    • @Scarnehu
      @Scarnehu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I didn't have to win, I just needed to distract you

    • @waleedkhalid7486
      @waleedkhalid7486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I honestly forgot for a split second that it had recoil, and then I remembered and face palmed myself.

    • @emblemwarrior11
      @emblemwarrior11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Scarnehu *Captain America* I uNdeRStoOd ThAT RefErEncE.

    • @mxnjones
      @mxnjones 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A direct hit...right in the feels.

  • @benjamingreenwood7370
    @benjamingreenwood7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Never have I heard the sound of a heart break so loudly and tragically as I did when that volt tackle ended everything. It's a sign from God, that this poor Cleffa was *too* lucky for this world.
    The Cleffa that dared to unspool the threads of fate and weave for it a new cloth from which to bind the heavens, undone by its own hubris. She was Babel, and much the same, came too close to the Heavens. Her fall was brief, sudden, the complete inverse of her long struggle.

  • @drcoolcabbage
    @drcoolcabbage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "My main strategy is just pumping Clefairy full of drugs."
    -JWittz, 2019

  • @Sean_Bird
    @Sean_Bird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    I don't recommend gambling.
    Unless you're using Metronome, then go nuts my friend. But please, finger wag responsibly.

    • @acardboardbox9386
      @acardboardbox9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sean Bird
      Comment: has 666 likes
      Me: *likes*
      Comment: has 667 likes
      Me: some people just want to watch the world burn

    • @darsonidomar3186
      @darsonidomar3186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@acardboardbox9386
      I'm 14 and this is deep

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *you're too slow*

    • @zacharyzwickl5860
      @zacharyzwickl5860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, just like Thanose you get only one universe changeing finger wave

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Otherwise you might end up exploding...

  • @krissjames7276
    @krissjames7276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2212

    TheJWittz
    : I went forward in time, to view alternate futures... To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
    Cleffa: How many did you see?
    TheJWittz: 14,000,605.
    Cleffa: How many did I win?
    TheJWittz: One.

    • @UnrealMisterD
      @UnrealMisterD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Seeing Endgame makes this even better.

    • @Niclmaki
      @Niclmaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I saw it pull guillotine in one of those clips. It must've got one to hit in one of those 14 million simulations lol

    • @EtonioLe
      @EtonioLe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The JWittz: But you blew it

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Arceus: I am inevitable
      Cleffa: I am Cleffa

    • @fallingskymedia4421
      @fallingskymedia4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      TheJWittz: "We're in the end-"
      *Cleffa volt tackles*
      TheJWittz: "That's a twist"

  • @TheMaskedHero
    @TheMaskedHero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "Once we hit level 18, that's all we need."
    Accidentally levels to 23 off a single capture
    "23, level 23 is all we need."
    It made me chuckle.

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Masked Hero
      Arin Hanson voice: I have a system. I put it all on 23.

    • @theguyman256
      @theguyman256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *23* !

    • @finedandys1340
      @finedandys1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theguyman256 (Fortress of Solitude of tokens lands on my head)

  • @lillith7257
    @lillith7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "VOLT TACKL..*GASP*"
    Video ends. The JWitzz has broken.

    • @DJEevee257
      @DJEevee257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because Volt Tackle does RECOIL damage...

    • @camdenharris2883
      @camdenharris2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doesn’t that mean that it is technically possible to do it, as he could of easily won if he got lucky, which is technically the whole point of this.

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Camden Harris Yeah

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i saw the video too

    • @madscienceman436
      @madscienceman436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yooooo a fellow hannah and jake watcher!

  • @drio5180
    @drio5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Togepi used metronome!
    Togepi waggles it’s finger!
    **TOGEPI USED ROAR OF TIME!**

    • @Nateyred
      @Nateyred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hello Fellow Chugga fan

    • @drio5180
      @drio5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nateyred HD wow, somebody got the reference. To make it even better, my togepi in my personal game used spacial rend right after

    • @TheGreatKaio
      @TheGreatKaio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My Togepi Used Judgment on the first Metronome

    • @Azeriiall
      @Azeriiall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YUS!

    • @iceneko9170
      @iceneko9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually had a togepi do this back in my first run of soul silver. Against whitney.
      Togepi was my last pokemon, and would not have failed if the next move was not explosion.

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    *"VOLT TACKLE"*
    _famous last words_

  • @Prodigial
    @Prodigial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I've been running hundreds of these simulations."
    And in how many of those simulations does Cleffa win?
    "None."

  • @MillyKKitty
    @MillyKKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    9:14
    *We dont even have to worry about PP as much because we are hitting alot harder*

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    Shouldn't this be the type of video that Pikasprey would do?

    • @TimeSorceror
      @TimeSorceror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was actually watching one of Pikasprey's videos when this showed up in the "Up next" video slot. XD

    • @diode_wow
      @diode_wow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      AbsolBlogsPokemon leveled one to 100 using only Metronome. That was an interesting video.

    • @pod650
      @pod650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Seeing Pikasprey mentioned in a Jwittz video makes me happy

    • @Forever_Zero
      @Forever_Zero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm sure that Pikasprey is now happy because there is one less ridiculous challenge for him to make

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clefasprey

  • @ysmaelbp
    @ysmaelbp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I was expecting Explosion or Self Destruct in the end. Volt Tackle?! Hahaha

  • @newgroundsiscool9950
    @newgroundsiscool9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “A 50 dollar bill” After 20 years I finally understand

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was refering to the Pokéball Plus

    • @newgroundsiscool9950
      @newgroundsiscool9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I finally understand”

  • @minecraftsteve1593
    @minecraftsteve1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "This is the ideal Metronome Challenge"
    Spoiler : It wasn't.
    *Ad pops up*
    Yeah , it wasn't.

    • @dillzinapicklegamez6263
      @dillzinapicklegamez6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Man.mm?o[8ui8iiiioii1iiiiuuuu76tl5l=r4444444444=45u\u kklllllll)kkkuiuuuuu. M2kwowlnj15u66uuuu&=him??:&

    • @minecraftsteve1593
      @minecraftsteve1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DillzINaPickle Gamez wut?

    • @jameswoodhouse4737
      @jameswoodhouse4737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got duolingo cue the memes

    • @screemumsm9991
      @screemumsm9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :O
      you are ghazt
      i found an msm fan
      HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK, I FOUND ONE

  • @TheThugnificant
    @TheThugnificant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I'm glad to see someone else share my passion for Metronome. Having my Togetic haul off and launch a Roar of Time at my opponents every now and then was one of the highlights of my Heart Gold playthrough.

    • @swiftarrow1174
      @swiftarrow1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But metronome can only use gen 1 moves. And roar of time came from diamond and pearl. Correct me if I'm wrong, but r/quityourbullshit

    • @Lupinequeen13
      @Lupinequeen13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@swiftarrow1174 It can only use gen 1 moves in Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee. They're talking about the gen 4 game Heart Gold. (Also, I totally get you OP. My Togepi used Judgement in battle once and I was so proud of the little egg.)

  • @savovalex14
    @savovalex14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This is why Pikachu became the mascot instead. Clefary eventually slayed Arceus and became the new god

    • @Dracomut
      @Dracomut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But it died before it had a chance to evolve

    • @sophiawidzowski1757
      @sophiawidzowski1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Puella Magica SPOILER****
      That sounds like some Puella scenario right there. I love it

    • @EFB57
      @EFB57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you pay close attention, it actually shows the recoil is 0% of their health...

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then it immediately used Metronome and transformed into Arceus

  • @StunningMcC
    @StunningMcC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That cleffa: “DORMAMU I’ve come to bargain”

  • @ajdawg22
    @ajdawg22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “ It’s a game of not exploding”
    Best quote of the whole video.

    • @Naruku2121
      @Naruku2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well the ending changed that.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    When you use metronome: *_I'm about to end _**_-this man's-_**_ someone's whole career_*

    • @dokchampa9324
      @dokchampa9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When the metronome picks explosion/self-destruct/memento: *_I'm about to end my own career_*

  • @jaastinnnnguyen9827
    @jaastinnnnguyen9827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Metrono matter the cost,
    Metrono matter the end result,
    Metronobody messes with the meternome

  • @natsu6156
    @natsu6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Don't Let The Egg Explode"
    -Izuku Midoriya

  • @dagameboy
    @dagameboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    'the only thing that can stop me is the usual'
    Meanwhile... in the game:
    'Yoda used explosion'

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "I went forward in time, to view alternate futures... To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict. "
    - How many did you see?
    "Sixteen Thousand, Six Hundred and Five. "
    - In how many of those do you *not explode?*
    "One."

    • @TheSwordsman100
      @TheSwordsman100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -Did you do it? Did you win?
      "...no."

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      15,535 times and only one stopped Endless eight

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haruhisuzumiya6650 Haha yes perfect!

    • @gluttonousgoddess
      @gluttonousgoddess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "And in it you electrocute yourself"

  • @razzbexxa
    @razzbexxa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This video sent me into an entirely separate dimension, thanks for showing me the power of a true legend.

  • @l4ur158
    @l4ur158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    well there is a way to win, if cleffa gets any OHKO move and lands it
    however that takes a lot of tries

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OHKO's don't work if you're lower level, or slower.

  • @alissaavery6957
    @alissaavery6957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Jwittz: let’s see if we can beat the elite 4 with money.... AND DRUGS!
    Yoda: *I WANNA TAKE ALL THE DRUGS*

    • @BobSmith-cg2ek
      @BobSmith-cg2ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Left me, my wife has. OD on ketamene, i must"

    • @PikachuUseSpiritGun
      @PikachuUseSpiritGun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wanted all the smoke 😔😤

    • @Swagpion
      @Swagpion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No its all the drugs i wanna take

  • @TheInfinityMaster1
    @TheInfinityMaster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I thought Cleffa was gonna use "Self-Destruct" or "Explosion" at the end there! xD

  • @slots777
    @slots777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Loki: I have an army.
    Tony Stark: We have a Cleffa.

    • @PichuBot1
      @PichuBot1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Metrenome goes to all recoil and self kills

  • @MeetLocalSingles
    @MeetLocalSingles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    nobody:
    JWittz: PUSH THIS PETITE PUFFBALL PAST POTENTIAL PROBLEMS

  • @michaelkindt3288
    @michaelkindt3288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “… or, maybe, we just need to prove that metronome is the greatest… *_¡¡¡ON GOD!!!_* ”
    - Thé JWittz

  • @GFCOLCQuote
    @GFCOLCQuote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I've run hundreds of simulations-"
    ARCEUS, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN.

  • @vDomMusic
    @vDomMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Man, I'm a LONG time fan and I wanna say that JWittz is STILL one of the most fun and unique TH-camrs amongst a sea or repetitive gamers. I'm super interested in these experimental videos as of late, I hope you keep doing them!

  • @RJ-mj4sh
    @RJ-mj4sh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    What if you wanted to beat god with only metronome, but metronome said...
    Volt tackle

    • @Naruku2121
      @Naruku2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The real god in that battle is RNG.

    • @underscore2736
      @underscore2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, I had the honor of getting this comment to 69 likes NICE.

    • @thevenom2731
      @thevenom2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or explosion/selfdestruct.

    • @elecmetala7220
      @elecmetala7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aidan Meme Cleffa was at 1 HP, so it killed itself with Volt Tackle (a move that also deals damage to yourself)

    • @ThisFireIs0utOfControl
      @ThisFireIs0utOfControl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      VOLT TACKL-

  • @elasirio6419
    @elasirio6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Arceus: am about to end this mans hole carrier
    Cleffa uses fisure or guillotine

  • @YarnLalms711
    @YarnLalms711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Smogon standard Clefable: I Shleep
    Metronome only: Careful, he’s a God slayer

  • @SamiSpoon
    @SamiSpoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That $50 Mew shade :O
    Loving these passion project videos, so much fun!

    • @KaatokunArt
      @KaatokunArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sami Spoon I didn’t get the $50 bill joke until this comment

  • @Zer0_ooo
    @Zer0_ooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This video was about a slow, metronome-driven decent into madness. My condolences.

  • @Xshunin
    @Xshunin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I DIED at the end omg. VOLT TACKL... *clefairy music from Stadium* -> Endcard

  • @mythking541
    @mythking541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:50 Me: "Wait, what if Cleffa gets a recoil move?"
    14:31 *Cue Troll Music*

  • @m3g4tr0nnn
    @m3g4tr0nnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    One of the most entertaining videos I've seen in a while! I was smiling at the screen the entire time. Thanks JWittz!

  • @pseudohippie55
    @pseudohippie55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Considering game Freak lidtened to JWittz and let Metronome be a TR in Gen 8, I'd love to see this get a revisit.

  • @ok9922
    @ok9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The title of this vid should be "Metronome: The Great Gamble".

  • @lakamokolaka
    @lakamokolaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    God Slayer Cleffa sounds like a spin off game

  • @GreenNeonzzz
    @GreenNeonzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was expecting Self-destruct or Explosion at the end, but I guess I was close enough.

    • @fractals.
      @fractals. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LuckyLinoone
      I didn’t understand the first time, then I rewatched it and saw recoil

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "In the future, Pokemon battles will be randomly generated."
    -Lawrence the Cucumis sativus

  • @donlyphans7801
    @donlyphans7801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jwittz, you could have done a 4th gen play through with a metronome clefairy but modify every opponent to have damp 😎

  • @Magenta_Nimbat
    @Magenta_Nimbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This video just became one of my favorite JWittz videos in quite awhile

    • @dxjxc91
      @dxjxc91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There have been other JWittz videos in a while?

  • @SupremeMarioGamer
    @SupremeMarioGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Simple Solution: 6 Clefairy with PP maxed Metronomes, no revives, no healing, no drugs, turning your Metronome challenge into a Nuzlocke

    • @LiroRaeriyo
      @LiroRaeriyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A nuzlocke... where all your pokemon have a chance to commit suicide...
      you are a mad man...

  • @jakehamilton4053
    @jakehamilton4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Soon as I saw volt tackle I’m like “Wait.... oh....”

  • @xTCHAOTICTx
    @xTCHAOTICTx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wonder how he feels now that SwSh has it a Metronome TR

  • @aivs2761
    @aivs2761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    JWittz: "I'm the slayer of god!"
    Volt Tackle: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @ComicDrake
    @ComicDrake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't know perfect endings existed on TH-cam.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Metronome is one of the coolest move, normally you spend hours spawing the same 4 moves, but with metronome you can use 200 moves.

  • @AustinSPTD1996
    @AustinSPTD1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “VOLT TACKLE!!!” - TheJWittz, 2019.

  • @TheKpa11
    @TheKpa11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Pokemon XD gale of darkness has a metronome data disk challenge......I was unfortunate enough to get hit with a metronome triggered Imprison.

    • @fukutada6433
      @fukutada6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You *DON'T* wanna ask me how many hours that took me to complete that challenge...

    • @ruby20003628
      @ruby20003628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if I remember correctly, wasn't it 4 mews with only metronome

    • @fukutada6433
      @fukutada6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ruby20003628 No I think that's from a different game. I DO remember that there was an enemy geodude, meaning the challenge wasn't a double battle with four of the same pokémon

    • @sirautismo6284
      @sirautismo6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fukutada6433 It was a Double Battle. Your team consists of Togepi and Cleffa. The enemy uses Machop and Geodude

    • @fukutada6433
      @fukutada6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirautismo6284 There it is! Also, I messed up on my last comment; I didn't mean to imply/deny the metronome challenge wasn't a double battle. I knew that it was, but I just said out wrong, Sir Autismo.

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    As Lady Gaga said
    Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
    The video shows
    Metronome is not fun without explosion or self-destruct.

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's "Russian Roulette Is Not The Same Without A Gun.">;3

    • @WarmLillie
      @WarmLillie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Demonic Queen Thank for correcting me.

    • @RileyRivalle2
      @RileyRivalle2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Demonic Queen
      Except NOT capitalizing every single word.

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WarmLillie You Got It.>;3

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RileyRivalle2 Hey Petty Nobody: Shut Your Worthless Trap.

  • @yoshkabosh7979
    @yoshkabosh7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah metronome. The thing that let my little flying togetic use judgment, the move of god, when he's only at his most godlike level.

  • @exaltedarchvile4357
    @exaltedarchvile4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That gasp at the end...
    *I FELT THAT.*

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Metronome is called the Grimsley Move.
    It pure Luck and a gamble.
    Also it Dark.

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not Dark, it's Normal

    • @WarmLillie
      @WarmLillie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fons the Magnificient I wasn’t descending the type.

  • @Dollightful
    @Dollightful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your videos are so much fun xD

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      seeing dollightful on a jwittz video feels like a fever dream. fun to see i have similar poketuber tastes to my favorite doll customizer, I guess!!

  • @carnelianfox5010
    @carnelianfox5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to thank you for making this. This has been one of the most entertaining Pokemon challenges I have seen in a good while.

  • @fractals.
    @fractals. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    YES FUSION BOLT
    YES VOLT TACKLE
    (Gasp)

  • @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983
    @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Celebi: I've just saw al the 14 million outcomes that your duel with Arceus can have.
    Cleffa: In how many do I win?
    Celebi: One.

    • @Kaal_do_Olaak
      @Kaal_do_Olaak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *None.

    • @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983
      @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kaal_do_Olaak Dont say that, Cleffe can win if he used the correct combination of movements.

    • @Kaal_do_Olaak
      @Kaal_do_Olaak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helpmeget1millionsubscribe983 Cleffa would need to be incredibly lucky, or in the case of at the end of the video, not get something with recoil

    • @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983
      @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kaal_do_Olaak That's the joke.

    • @Kaal_do_Olaak
      @Kaal_do_Olaak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helpmeget1millionsubscribe983 I know

  • @shrimpx3287
    @shrimpx3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    After you said “we also found a shiny” one of my eggs hatched into a shiny!!!
    (Shroomish)

  • @wyspurr
    @wyspurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is one of the best pokemon videos ive ever watched. highly entertaining from start to finish!

  • @militantpacifist4087
    @militantpacifist4087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ditto is literally the Pokémon metronome.

  • @justinarney3050
    @justinarney3050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ah i miss that age of lots of top 10 videos for this channel. it really got me into pokemon because of all the stuff I didnt know about

  • @ThatFanBoyGuy
    @ThatFanBoyGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Back in the Gen 1 days, my lvl 100 Mewtwo knew Metronome

  • @cranberrysos
    @cranberrysos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive been watching your videos for quite some time now, and my god..this might be my favorite one out of the bunch.

  • @scotty3675
    @scotty3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wittz: *Miss quotes Han Solo*
    Every Star Wars fan ever (Including me): “He’s too dangerous to be left alive”

  • @LetustheDragon
    @LetustheDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gentlemen, I bring you...Chadfairy. His special powers: Wagging Finger and taking drugs.

  • @ManlyPlant
    @ManlyPlant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Metronome is like gambling... except without all the crippling debt... Okay maybe the self destructing moves count as that.
    Thanks for another decent into madness JWittz. I needed a good laugh while on the treadmill

  • @vetikkehvajegkanhete
    @vetikkehvajegkanhete 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have never, ever in my entire life spent 14 minutes in a better way than this

  • @a_jerk
    @a_jerk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Easily my favorite video you've done. Thanks man

  • @thethunderstriker9416
    @thethunderstriker9416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would say welcome back mad scientist JWitttz, but then I realized he never left.

  • @fraz0r820
    @fraz0r820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know you could have given the cleffa magic guard, to make it immune to recoil, right?

  • @pieman492_
    @pieman492_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most manic and chaotic I've ever seen the normally completely calm and informative JWittz and it's honestly kind of terrifying. I feel kind of uncomfortable in a good way watching it, like I can't stop laughing cause it's hilarious but I've also been unsettled somewhere deep inside.

  • @mcj88
    @mcj88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I did this kind of thing once, in Silver; although instead of just tanking with a single Clefairy I made a full, regular team where everyone had Metronome and that was the primary move I used. I did use a GameShark to cheat a little bit, but only to let me buy enough PP Ups to max out Metronome for each of my Pokemon - every mon I used learned Metronome legitimately. I built my party up to be Machamp, Togetic, Politoed, Gengar, Golem and Hypno - 5 of whom learn the move by trading it to RBY and teaching it TM35, and then there's Togetic who learns it at level 7.
    My run actually went pretty good. It took a bit of grinding when my RNG wasn't so hot but I managed to beat the Elite Four & Champion with this party. I learned the same exact thing you did, too: _holy crap_ do Self-Destruct & Explosion come up a lot! Way more than any other move, it feels like. I wonder if they actually programmed it that way to keep people like us from overusing the move? Or is it maybe just unintentional cherry-picking because they're such huge-impact moves that you can't help but notice get used?
    I should go back to that run some day and wrap up Kanto - another thing I wanted to do was try to clear some of Stadium 2's Cups & Gym Leader Castle with this team...

  • @shinyduck258
    @shinyduck258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cleffa: I'm about to end this god's whole career
    Metronome: *Volt Tackle*
    Cleffa: *`•~`•* Are you kidding me?

  • @BlazeIsEpic
    @BlazeIsEpic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    retry 159,635,986,364,740 Cleffa VS. Arceus both have 1 hp Cleffa uses metronome VOLT TACKLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @skapaloka222
      @skapaloka222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then they both get KOed, so who wins?

  • @chikanojo
    @chikanojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "chad clefairy" made me lose it. also watching this video while chaining clefairy's to ease the burn of still not finding a clefable lol

  • @felipegonzalez4056
    @felipegonzalez4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has got to be my favorite JWittz Video!
    Volt tackle?! 😳🤣