How Many Types Of Metalheads Exist?!

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  • @TheChristiti
    @TheChristiti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    The sleeper metalhead:
    Like the closet metal head i.e looks normal, goes to parties, etc but as soon as someone mentions a metal band or song they flip and go full metal mode talking about what bands they like, ready to mosh, may or may not start raining blood around them

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Yep, yep. That's me. I'm an introvert but if you start bringing up things that I enjoy, I'll finally open up and talk to you.

    • @joyceestefanyvejerano4976
      @joyceestefanyvejerano4976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You just described me as a metalhead, thanks

    • @christmansonpunk2927
      @christmansonpunk2927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow. that sounds familiar af

    • @justgeekian1703
      @justgeekian1703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      But seriously, when you listen to metal, and you’re like 13 like me, literally no one listens to metal, so if someone likes metal, I would flip the fuck out

    • @Jman149
      @Jman149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll claim that.

  • @sants.guitar
    @sants.guitar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I can't get over Austin turning his hat around

    • @DomSchu
      @DomSchu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's especially hilarious because Jared is sitting next to him with his hat backwards already.

    • @ysg4332
      @ysg4332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who can tho 😂😂

    • @Chatman666
      @Chatman666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best part of the video.

    • @scottstrickland1649
      @scottstrickland1649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gonna start doing this when I need to slam somebody. Problem is I already wear my hat backwards so I’m gonna have to cock it, then pull the trigger on said boi.

    • @sonorangaming449
      @sonorangaming449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pulling an Ash Ketchum

  • @andrewmoak8643
    @andrewmoak8643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    type A: Chris from Jhofffilms
    type B: Jared dines

    • @aleksiseppala498
      @aleksiseppala498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That’s so fucking true tho

    • @mondo3556
      @mondo3556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well chris is more social than jared tho

    • @will-ck6ey
      @will-ck6ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      F U C K I N G S L A Y E R

    • @bradoozy
      @bradoozy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It had to be said.

    • @ghostfxce7774
      @ghostfxce7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guillermo Digorno someone had to say it lmao

  • @guerrillaradio9953
    @guerrillaradio9953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Genre Nazi:
    "Actually, that band is brutal grind-emo death slam neon black metalcore, but I don't really listen to them." *emo bangs flip* "They're conformist..."

    • @croatiancowboy
      @croatiancowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      10 bucks says that this is actually fucking genre that a band does

    • @nierohsplaylist
      @nierohsplaylist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Metal hipster

    • @sylvo330
      @sylvo330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought you meant like actual Nazis at first... cause those exist too.

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate that I’m this I can name like 60 genres with examples right now 😂

    • @larasophiefink8095
      @larasophiefink8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sylvo330 Nazis dont exist anymore. The only nazis are probs 80-90 years old what you mean are neonazis

  • @larsswig912
    @larsswig912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    "My music scares people"
    * Listens to Twenty One Pilots and Panic! At The Disco*
    Basically every "metal" guy in my school

    • @moorecrazey
      @moorecrazey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      As i sit here playing shadow of intent my sister says im scared u need help lmfao ig my music rly does

    • @langos5686
      @langos5686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yikes

    • @vyrawllxo300
      @vyrawllxo300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      My friend when I tell him to take the aux: “nah fam, my music scares people”
      Literally whilst I’m playing my usual as blood runs black albums/playlist: aight then mate.

    • @user-yc6ny6kh3c
      @user-yc6ny6kh3c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is ridiculously true

    • @teodorakulevska669
      @teodorakulevska669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why is that low-key me

  • @brandonharwood9066
    @brandonharwood9066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I'm the uneducated metalhead. I like listening to metal, but know virtually nothing about the community. If I'm being honest, I'm more of a hard rock guy, but I also like most forms of metal

    • @ryanm2818
      @ryanm2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      all you need to do is
      -wear a death t shirt, nobody will question that you’re metal if you have a death t-shirt
      -go to as many shows as possible
      -scream FUCKING SLAYER as often as possible
      -literally pick one old school death metal band (i.e. suffocation, cryptopsy, hypocrisy) and quote them as genre pioneers constantly

    • @deiselnoe1
      @deiselnoe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought I was the only one....

    • @AC-by9wv
      @AC-by9wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @craigjonesjr5820
      @craigjonesjr5820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Go to some small local shows and just be friendly. Everyone is friends for the most part:) just jam what makes your body and soul move my dude.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Craig Jones Jr good advice.

  • @SkurtavusGrodolfus
    @SkurtavusGrodolfus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Bro, Sabaton is dope! Helped me pass WWII history exams.
    "6TH OF JUNE, 1944. ALLIES ARE TURNING THE WAR!" Pretty much saved my grades

    • @veronika2403
      @veronika2403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HeH True

    • @nicor.5674
      @nicor.5674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay, lets go!

    • @gold3npimp
      @gold3npimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m not into Sabaton.

    • @thecentrist9507
      @thecentrist9507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except that history was wrote by the victors

    • @matejfilo6187
      @matejfilo6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @TitanRL1
    @TitanRL1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "like dragonforce but for actual things"
    that is sabaton. never have i ever heard a better description for sabaton 🤣

    • @ele7864
      @ele7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha yeah really good

    • @Caroline_Alys
      @Caroline_Alys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally sound nothing alike.

    • @TitanRL1
      @TitanRL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Caroline_Alys i don't care

    • @mayalansky
      @mayalansky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Caroline_Alys not about sound, it’s about the content of the song

  • @camw621
    @camw621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    ...Single AF...? *Cries in 240bpm*

    • @nigel7779
      @nigel7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ben W *cries in blastbeat*

    • @IbevanRijn
      @IbevanRijn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cries in tremelo picking

    • @mahyaar617
      @mahyaar617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣 i fukin love these

    • @haydenofthelosers86
      @haydenofthelosers86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ben W *cries in wrists turning to 66Samus diarrhea*

  • @nafta806
    @nafta806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    The socially flexible metalhead
    Full on metalhead, goes to shows, moshes, posts bands and albums but also goes to parties and hangs out with non-metalheads. Never an elitist

    • @meiermakesmusic
      @meiermakesmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nafta mortu bro that’s literally me

    • @marcomeme4875
      @marcomeme4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The only way to be a metalhead

    • @jessepusatero5511
      @jessepusatero5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Those guys are dope

    • @JohnnySHOTGUN-08
      @JohnnySHOTGUN-08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thaaaats me

    • @carlosykyk
      @carlosykyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the only way to survive when you're an extrovert/introvert

  • @Schischizu
    @Schischizu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Where is the Hobby Viking?
    1. Hairstyle of Ragnar Lothbrok and a huge beard
    2. Has at least one mjölnir around his neck
    3. Has at least one Amon Amarth Shirt
    4. Does listen to Folk,- Pagan Metal most of the time
    5. Huge interest in history
    6. Can drink you under the table easily
    7. If he is not on concerts on weekends, he is reenacting at some medieval festivals
    8. Goes in the pit with full armor and an dane ax
    (Sorry for my bad english)

    • @dokcso
      @dokcso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Schischizu you probs consider yourself as one of these. Cringe.

    • @3jdni
      @3jdni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean, the one who jumps on the bandwagon thinking Vikings are the most edgy thing ever, who doesn't actually do reenactment but plays a dwarf in Dungeons and Dragons that he claims is an uber authentic Viking character while wearing LARP armour and says "Hail Odin" every 5 seconds while following a hundred "Atheist memes" pages?
      Because there are a LOT of those...

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@3jdni one is a Mexican girl that says she has a forest troll complex and adds #RagnarokIsComing on every single social media post.

    • @asherath
      @asherath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's me. Lmfao

    • @LydDee
      @LydDee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen lots of those on Instagram!!!😃😅 They are pretty ok dudes 🙈

  • @averyshadoweagle8980
    @averyshadoweagle8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    -Long, wavy hair
    - Loves fantasy and video games
    -Fan of medieval history and vikings
    -Single
    -Black clothes
    Listens to Blind Guardian, Hammerfall, Gloryhammer, Powerwolf, Stratovarius, Nightwish, Within Temptation Sabaton and Dragonforce.
    Hmm, seems like I'm just a generic power metal listener XD

    • @itstriplem2069
      @itstriplem2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I may not have long hair but every other quality fits

    • @kaoko111
      @kaoko111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know a guy like that. It was funny because we went to high school almost at the same time (he's one year older than me). At that time he was a cliche, he was all about reading Tolkien and Jordan, used rings, skull chains, boots, all that stuff, and of course his hair was touching his ass and later he found a good job in a car dealership. Naturally he cut his hair, get rid of the rings and so on.

    • @averyshadoweagle8980
      @averyshadoweagle8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kaoko111 I would definately befriend him, because I love Tolkien. It's great to hear about people like him, in my high school nobody is interested in this kind of things.

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those are all solid bands and hell who doesn’t like fantasy (well, I guess it’s not everyone’s taste) so I would be this persons friend all the way.

    • @damsaucy
      @damsaucy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      other than the luscious hair I fit that perfectly. power metal do be good tho

  • @hellgrey2136
    @hellgrey2136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    The Metal-holic:
    Will listen to any and all metal genres, but always has the facial expression that nothing brings them joy anymore

  • @meiermakesmusic
    @meiermakesmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    I'm a Type E metalhead.
    -Usually a teenager, raised around blues, rock and radio metal (Black Sabbath, Metallica etc)
    -Can have long or short hair
    -Primarily Type A tastes.
    -Band shirts and flannels, straight jeans, Converse/Vans sneakers.
    -Respects all genres of metal, but only regularly listens to maybe half a dozen metal genres.
    -Prefers older acts like Slayer, Mötorhead, Iron Maiden, Metallica etc, but likes some newer acts like A7X, Dream Theater, Slipknot and System of a Down.
    -Listens to rock (old and new school) and punk outside of metal

    • @lemonadebyguccimane
      @lemonadebyguccimane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Same here dude

    • @victorcrowley7670
      @victorcrowley7670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BeatleBroz yeet

    • @fwuffy2368
      @fwuffy2368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Why did you just explain me better than I ever could

    • @sirsad1641
      @sirsad1641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You just described me

    • @LEK3RMANATOR
      @LEK3RMANATOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Why the hell did you literally DESCRIBE me

  • @Miss_K3k97
    @Miss_K3k97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I’m the “I’ll try anything” type.
    And the “I’m not an expert on metal, but I’m open to talking about it and learning something new.” type.
    And also the “You have to listen to atleast one album before buying a band tee.” type.

    • @cinemacyborg2014
      @cinemacyborg2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kekistani Goddess
      Honestly me too idk what technically qualifies as metal but I love rock and I’ll honestly take any recommendations

    • @greasygurl9386
      @greasygurl9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wow same actually, im not super well versed on metal but im open to anything and i never buy a band shirt unless i like at least three or four songs by them

    • @anothersoldier3420
      @anothersoldier3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Vincent_Djents
      @Vincent_Djents 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @예은 Yeeun What's your favorite TOOL album? For me it's 10,000 days. Or Lateralus. But it's been a while since I've delved in to Undertow, and Aenima so I can't say those two *are* my favs but I have an insane amount of love for them. Fear Inoculum on the other hand, has to be their weakest album in terms of musicianship. Most of the songs I was genuinely waiting for it to finish instead of thoroughly enjoying it to It's fullest completion. A couple songs did make me move, and motivated the crap out of me but tbh it felt like a more tribal sounding, stoic version of Aenima.

    • @danielarpentii3088
      @danielarpentii3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would almost agree with you but not so sure about the album part. Maybe "you have to listen to more than 15/20 songs to wear a band tee". My opinion.

  • @dyingyeetus798
    @dyingyeetus798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    4:55 "if Tool came back..."
    Well, here we are now, with Tool actually releasing a new album

    • @Behemoth9030
      @Behemoth9030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tool we’re at Download in the UK. Five people went to their show and four of them were the band members. Everyone else went to see Slayer’s last UK show.

    • @omgitis
      @omgitis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *he will be satiated*

    • @shchorss
      @shchorss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Justin Last Wow, found a Tool hater. “oOhHh tOoL suCkS bCuZ maYNarD sAId sOmeThiNg I diDnt lIkE”

    • @bkb757
      @bkb757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, hey Giorno! I didn’t know you were a metalhead!

  • @truesoprano2152
    @truesoprano2152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    The Melodic Metalhead: listens to melodic death, power and folk metal, most of their favorite bands are from Sweden and Finland and rarely tour the US, hates how mainstream metalheads in the US have never heard of most of their favorite bands, well-versed in Finnish profanity, won't stop complaining about how In Flames sold out after Clayman, wants to singlehandedly crowdfund Time II, nerdy and plays a lot of video games, wants to move to Sweden or Finland which they imagine is a metal paradise, basically like a weeaboo only for Sweden/Finland.

    • @Shadowsdeity
      @Shadowsdeity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my god I am exactly the same expect I live in Finland already

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You just described the guy who commented above you.

    • @craigschnibben6543
      @craigschnibben6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you been stalking me?

    • @_jimmythesaint
      @_jimmythesaint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Melodic metal is lit af. In flames r one of the hardest heavy bands out

    • @crackernipple6020
      @crackernipple6020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbf i think in flames died a long time ago, mostly cause it hasnt had original members in the band for years. What comes to their music id say they stopped making good music the same time they started dressing up like swedish house mafia on tour. So basically when ever siren charms came out.

  • @ethanwork764
    @ethanwork764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    The Christian metalhead:
    1. Short, well-kept hair
    2. Goes to church but hates church music
    3. “but mom, not all metal is satanic!”

    • @profesorpyro345
      @profesorpyro345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ethan Work agree

    • @gunnermurphy6632
      @gunnermurphy6632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Accurate

    • @mdurst2009
      @mdurst2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      That's basically me. But my mom and dad are also metal heads.

    • @whorrific9711
      @whorrific9711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Work Kinda me

    • @Tsorer
      @Tsorer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      >Impending Doom

  • @denverwilliams22
    @denverwilliams22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    WE WANT A WHISPER SCREAMS PART 2

  • @emmam2212
    @emmam2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    I'm the metalhead that looks so innocent. People think I listen to taylor swift or something

    • @ei6728
      @ei6728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Emma M can relate, being a petite 15 yo skinny girl with glasses at the back of the class

    • @emmam2212
      @emmam2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ei6728 That's actually really scary, I'm 15, skinny and I have black glasses lol

    • @ei6728
      @ei6728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Emma M lmao my glasses r black too

    • @artybrandt
      @artybrandt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's almost exactly how a girl I went to highschool with was. Only time I ever saw her in a band shirt was when I ran into her when I went to watch my cousins band play and didn't even know or think she'd be into rock/metal.

    • @Toxicatus
      @Toxicatus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same, I’m just some little 14 year old girl, so nobody expects I listen to Slayer.

  • @phyrexianvenom6529
    @phyrexianvenom6529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    So finally...the guy with his arms crossed at the end of the crowd can rest in peace. Tool is back.

    • @InineV
      @InineV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can confirm.

    • @InineV
      @InineV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except theres no actual rest unless the metal playlist is going

  • @Tsorer
    @Tsorer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I am the Type A Metalhead so much. It hurts how accurate that is.

    • @orionparker526
      @orionparker526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tsorer same

    • @shanemcdonnell4322
      @shanemcdonnell4322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tsorer same but my hair doesn’t grow long

    • @ceagice5847
      @ceagice5847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you have a death album as your avatar lol \m/

    • @JoeShmoe102
      @JoeShmoe102 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      same, dude

    • @johannas8284
      @johannas8284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taipei person Allah tea

  • @chubydukskruber7969
    @chubydukskruber7969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The heaviness elitists. "You like [insert band name here]?? Dude they're not even heavy. [insert band name here] is way heavier than them." Smdh

    • @pinkysperfectpets
      @pinkysperfectpets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I went to see sunn o))) and it wasn't loud at all. I was so pissed. The ONLY reason i went was to feel my organs vibrate

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkysperfectpets lol Good thing someone has patience for that. Probably why I’m into more Power Metal stuff. Like Battlelore and Falconer. Although, I also like Type O’Negative and Theatre of Tragedy and they’re a bit slower. Honestly I’ll listen to anything good. Rap, hip hip, Metal, rock, etc. Recently I’ve been listening to a lot of The Birthday Massacre again. The nostalgia has been hitting me hard and I’m only 23.

    • @thrash208
      @thrash208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Often found in black metal circles

  • @arjarbinks2615
    @arjarbinks2615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I Prefer To Be Refered To A "Titanium Cranium" Rather Than "Metal Head"
    edit: Its been a year since this comment and i cant believe the amount of interactions it is still getting hahaha (didnt even realise the amount of likes it had gotten xD)

  • @IMN0TFUNNY
    @IMN0TFUNNY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The thing about a bad snare is that once you notice it, it's the only thing you hear. Kind of like the hum of a refrigerator.

    • @befrnigel
      @befrnigel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm Not Funny St. Anger in a Nutshell

    • @IMN0TFUNNY
      @IMN0TFUNNY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yagami Raïto ha exactly!

    • @ConeTheBoss559
      @ConeTheBoss559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Not Funny That is a genius description.

    • @esaartkoski4063
      @esaartkoski4063 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Re-watching was a mistake, saw this comment and man I got a noisy ass fridge

  • @Kaustich
    @Kaustich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    When someone says they hate Metal
    reee
    spect
    walk

    • @joshuahuf9747
      @joshuahuf9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      are you talking to me?

    • @Kaustich
      @Kaustich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@joshuahuf9747 are you talking to ME?!

    • @joshuahuf9747
      @joshuahuf9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Kaustich REEE

    • @dracosol4415
      @dracosol4415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Walk on home boy

    • @alessiobellinon
      @alessiobellinon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nooo wayyyy punkk

  • @gusnelson3247
    @gusnelson3247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Prog snobs? Im so prog i listen to concept albums on S H U F F L E

    • @ESPmrBrough
      @ESPmrBrough 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      sacrilege

    • @kzeriar25
      @kzeriar25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      recommend me some concept albums please

    • @mort3562
      @mort3562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Very normal comment no memes here

    • @cadenkratsch3057
      @cadenkratsch3057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you're gonna listen to prog albums, listen to Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence by Dream Theater, and look up the meaning of the songs/lyrics because it will blow your mind. And listen to it in order.

    • @beneficiobodiacinechristno5682
      @beneficiobodiacinechristno5682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gus Nelson your a rare breed dude

  • @markomilinovic4665
    @markomilinovic4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Half of the comments are "I'm the rare type of metalhead"

    • @ashtrayhoney
      @ashtrayhoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoiler: they're not

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I do this stuff, I call myself this type of metal head I'm so quircky"

  • @TOMFROMTHEPNW
    @TOMFROMTHEPNW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Let's play a game.
    It's called "What's in Jared's Cup".
    Is it ...
    A) Beer
    B) Apple Juice
    C) Urine

  • @ik1ll3dk3nny
    @ik1ll3dk3nny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The "you don't listen to classics like Nirvana so you can't be a real fan of metal" kid

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      goth division ...But Nirvana is grunge...

    • @virgilvein
      @virgilvein 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xenon grunge is a subgenre of metal

    • @thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396
      @thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@virgilvein no no its not

    • @ext4384
      @ext4384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No one here understood the joke smh

    • @aramkaizer7903
      @aramkaizer7903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Grunge is a form of Punk.

  • @plasticfork2187
    @plasticfork2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The guy who is in the mosh pit of a Metallica show wearing a Pink Floyd shirt

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sounds like something I would do, hold on while I wait to see Sabaton and Kreator in Orlando on March 10th

    • @5ar_
      @5ar_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kaelan McAlpine Bruh,have fun! Both great bands!

    • @justincorliss137
      @justincorliss137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally me

    • @Bakerygo
      @Bakerygo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well pink floyd might not be metal but they are a band of epic proportions so they deserve respect in all and any occasions. And I would totally do that....

    • @chrisd.3319
      @chrisd.3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Saw a guy in the pit at Slayer last week in a purple Moody Blues tee! Fuckin' awesome!!

  • @nikoknee
    @nikoknee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I'm a power metalhead, history nerd and I'm single af... and most Importantly proud

  • @shawnengland7496
    @shawnengland7496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I am the guy that loves all types of heavy music. Metal is metal and I can't get enough of it

  • @justinalexander5959
    @justinalexander5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    No matter how much types of us there are, metal is our one thing in common, that makes us a rockin family

    • @FirstLast-zv5od
      @FirstLast-zv5od 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Justin Alexander Ueah not to elitists, metal isn't about conformity but those fuckers throw that shit out the window to feed their narcissistic minds to feel better than everyone else. Throw a Brittany Spears album in one of their cars and have one of their elitist friends find it then watch them implode. Those types of fucktards probably prefer masturbation over sex because they just can't get enough of how awesome and original they think themselves to be as the try to establish rules to be a "true metal head."

    • @justinalexander5959
      @justinalexander5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      First Last That’s why you just gotta say screw em and just not care about what they say about you

    • @FirstLast-zv5od
      @FirstLast-zv5od 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Alexander word.

    • @justin2597
      @justin2597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik you're trying to be positive but I'm not willing to take a bullet for someone just because their music taste aligns with my own. In fact, I don't have any friends that are even "metalheads" so it makes zero difference to me.

    • @justinalexander5959
      @justinalexander5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jewstein Well you're definitley an "in law" lol

  • @cor_mortem2278
    @cor_mortem2278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    every metalhead has it's own style

  • @Mharriscreations
    @Mharriscreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I'm the laid back, "as long as it sounds cool, I'll like it," metal guy.
    I started in punk, then went to metalcore and technical thrash, and evolved from there. I also have a soft spot for obscure Asian folk metal and in any given day you'd hear me banging anything from Living Sacrifice, to Ayreon, to Saviour Machine, to Altan Urag or Domog.

    • @Juu_de
      @Juu_de 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Linking because I read Ayreon :D

    • @Juu_de
      @Juu_de 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, can you recommend any Asian folk metal bands?

    • @michaelreinhardt7280
      @michaelreinhardt7280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Juu_de You could start with The Hu, Bloodywood, Cthon or Dream Spirit. Those have quite a folk influence. Some other awesome Asian bands without that much folk are Ningen Isu, Maximum The Hormone, Church of Misery and such.

    • @senditkevin
      @senditkevin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayreon = Awesome
      Star One = Also awesome

  • @erinrichardson1368
    @erinrichardson1368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Hawthorne Heights Revolutionist:
    -stuck in the early 2000's
    -thinks they are metal but are actually emo
    -only thinks they are metal because they heard a Metallica song once
    -probably 75% of their clothing comes from Hot Topic

    • @mohawkmohican8611
      @mohawkmohican8611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably me but I listen to death thrash and pretty much every genre

    • @lunarscorpio3987
      @lunarscorpio3987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol I only have four hot topic shirts unlike most emos. gotta admit, I'm emo but I've heard every Metallica song though and more bands but I can't say I'm a metalhead yet because in comparison to you guys, I'm a fuhking butterfly. I'm not those shitty emos that listen to Sleeping With Sirens and Pierce The Veil. Or other generic sounding shit because I have more class than that.

    • @Username18756
      @Username18756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hot topic is a sin

    • @maineaglexproductions4025
      @maineaglexproductions4025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Erin Richardson
      I'm a core kid who also happens to enjoy emo music and other forms of alternative. You can have opinions and that's fine but don't be a prick about it.

    • @lunarscorpio3987
      @lunarscorpio3987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I was rude here wtf

  • @ella-wv7bo
    @ella-wv7bo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    jared: “..sabaton..”
    austin: “bless you”

  • @akshaykumar_r
    @akshaykumar_r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    0:06 When someone says that Lil Wayne is bad at guitar

    • @c.j.macleod9855
      @c.j.macleod9855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Literally almost pissed myself laughing

    • @okkefaber9993
      @okkefaber9993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Akshay Ravi Kumar he bad tho

    • @bradenyakel6657
      @bradenyakel6657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats fuckin great

    • @hummus9118
      @hummus9118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think thats a typo...
      When someone says that Lil Wayne is *good*** at guitar.

    • @nipplestheenchilada1445
      @nipplestheenchilada1445 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is bad at guitar

  • @Jack_Dipa
    @Jack_Dipa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The hot girl at every metalshow, with her bf that is a beast...

  • @mikeimmonen6619
    @mikeimmonen6619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The Finnish metalhead: listens to Children Of Bodom, Lost Society, Stone, etc. and absolutely has to scream PERKELE everytime someone mentions Finland

    • @Crazygamer143
      @Crazygamer143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      suomi poika NONNI NYT ON KOVA MENO

    • @gustavbogren5119
      @gustavbogren5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lost society for life (i'm a swede)

    • @DarLynn909
      @DarLynn909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey thats me

    • @psychoaiko666
      @psychoaiko666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best part:
      Isn't even Finnish! 😝

    • @wili3880
      @wili3880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totta vitussa

  • @Nathanthepleb
    @Nathanthepleb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The slam police rant had me dying 😂

    • @h2hydro
      @h2hydro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NMetal25 same

  • @rockyfiregun2560
    @rockyfiregun2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    being a rare metalhead sucks cause you end up like having 1500++ song on the phone XD and half of em is like you hear them for first time XD

    • @HoLoCaLs
      @HoLoCaLs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can comfirm this as a rare metalhead

    • @rodolfooyarzun8974
      @rodolfooyarzun8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol this is so accurate

    • @boober_goober
      @boober_goober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i can comfirm, my playlist is mostly core, like 70% core, 10% emo and pop punk, rest pretty much any genre of metal you can think of. im the really rare one

    • @Ram-us8yo
      @Ram-us8yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      120% ACCURATE!
      I got 6.7k songs on my phone, always on shuffle and rare get songs doubled :D

    • @Candyman9721
      @Candyman9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 you just described me perfectly. My shit goes from Iron Maiden to Sabaton to August Burns Red to Thy Art is Murder and pretty much just a big mess of metal types.

  • @TheAngelofDeath78
    @TheAngelofDeath78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Not going to lie, 100% bummed at "who's Sabaton"

    • @gunkgirl
      @gunkgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea i dont even listen to power but not knowing who sabaton is kinda sad, then again theyre both hardcore and deathcore kids so what can u expect

  • @mishele07
    @mishele07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The mosh guys that are there just to hurt everyone and leave covered in blood every. single. concert.

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuck them

    • @jackgeerson3239
      @jackgeerson3239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We call them thrashers and they are cool

  • @chandyhuds
    @chandyhuds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Like Dragonforce but for actual things" XD

    • @5ar_
      @5ar_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chandler Murphy Dragonforce and Sabaton don't share anything simmilar but Power Metal label

    • @JZMETALDesu
      @JZMETALDesu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They collaborated once right?

    • @5ar_
      @5ar_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JZ Metal Sabaton toured with them about 10 years ago

    • @infiniteworlds5
      @infiniteworlds5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he meant more in the sense that they both sing about epic historical tales, rather than emotions. But DF sings historical fantasy, vs real history.

    • @5ar_
      @5ar_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Infinite Worlds Yes, but in terms of music, they are not simmilar at all. Dragonforce is more faster, with extreme solos and soaring vocals, and Sabaton has slower songs, with normal singing man and more simplistic songs. Plus, Sabaton uses unique type of backing vocals that sounds like a choir.

  • @hashbrowns3832
    @hashbrowns3832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The beginner:
    Has no clue what there getting into

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “”Bro have you heard this new song phycosocial? It’s soo cool 😀””

    • @Ali01699
      @Ali01699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Twisty-gd1of
      @Twisty-gd1of 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep defenely regret that one

    • @Kekistani_Insurgent
      @Kekistani_Insurgent 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      me hearing Slaves to Substance at 13 after years of thinking Disturbed was the heaviest band ever lmao

  • @lakejizzio7777
    @lakejizzio7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The prog enthusiasist:
    Only listens to calculus level prog
    Worships Tosin Abasi
    Listens to Haken, DT, Symphony X etc. etc.
    Cant stands 4/4 time signature
    Underestimate the people who listens to or ALSO listens to other genres and insults them.

    • @gaborkrausz5402
      @gaborkrausz5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Worships Tosin Abasi" is so true!

    • @concernedfather1233
      @concernedfather1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoa man, I like other genres aswell. Am I just "person who prefers prog"?
      Possibly...

    • @dmytrotsvyntarnyi799
      @dmytrotsvyntarnyi799 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Can't stang 4/4 time sig."
      4/4 can be "forced" into being very complex. Listen to like 80% of Meshuggah songs

  • @ForeverKirst
    @ForeverKirst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Like Dragonforce but for actual things" 😂😂😂
    Nailed it.

  • @RivLoveshine
    @RivLoveshine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    My metal type is Type O Negative…
    Get it…
    No…
    I’ll leave.

    • @necromancy5032
      @necromancy5032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      sneakyMCR Howlter what a great band. Truly a gem in the gothic metal genre.

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't wanna be...I don't wanna be me...anymore.

    • @triss4831
      @triss4831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love you

    • @bigluke1549
      @bigluke1549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha respect

    • @SassySally391
      @SassySally391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So you're the rare metal head?????

  • @bombercountyblues
    @bombercountyblues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Or how bout the wannabe ufc champ in the tapout shirt who discovered metal thru wrestlers entrance themes

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ivan Moody of 5FDP?

    • @surmatise
      @surmatise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The guy with the shirt that says UFC, But his body says KFC.

    • @RedWolfDrift2000
      @RedWolfDrift2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      surmatise hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @ValariaxSword
    @ValariaxSword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    If call myself “The Dad Metalhead.” Wears OSDM shirt, can tell everyone the difference between first and second wave black metal. Works a 9-5 at a bank and reads the kids a bedtime story every night.

    • @bluelivesmatter8836
      @bluelivesmatter8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nicholas Koppean my dad is 48 right now and his shirts are Panthers and Amon Amarth.... he’s awesome

    • @yellorado
      @yellorado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like me: 48 yo, started on Iron Maiden, went though heavy metal, glam/hair, punk rock, alt metal, grunge an now core phase...
      6 yo daughter's favorite song right now: Pitsburg!🤘😎

    • @zane_wiley
      @zane_wiley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What you have described is legitimately who I want to become.

    • @evangeloskostakis8071
      @evangeloskostakis8071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      system of a dad

    • @BrljoMrljo
      @BrljoMrljo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dad, 46 yo, Me and my kid listen to anything in between G'N'R to Arche Enemy and just enjoy music. Not sure if my AC/DC shirt counts as metal thou. I guess it does for people at my work (corp:) lol. Damn, I need at least some Arch Enemy shirts.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I’m a rare Type A Metalhead. I like Black Sabbath and thrash the best. I think that rock and metal are good genres. There are some exceptions.
    I’m that one person who will stand up for any art form as valid art, even if I don’t like it (except for things like modern pop where there really is no art to it).

  • @steve3165
    @steve3165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    the people that classify bands like sleeping with sirens as metal

    • @kennaisatlas8323
      @kennaisatlas8323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SKREEEEEEEE

    • @donttrustpandas4572
      @donttrustpandas4572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      “Panic at the disco are sooo heavy, they connect with my soul. I’m such a goth!”
      This was genuinely said to me, it disturbs me a lot.

    • @archaicvenom
      @archaicvenom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      DontTrustPandas that gave me PTSD just by reading

    • @donttrustpandas4572
      @donttrustpandas4572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Macpo33 sickening...

    • @marsonsaturn
      @marsonsaturn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SWS is good but metal? Hoooow

  • @shadysteve6579
    @shadysteve6579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I'm one of those "rare metalheads" who respect all subgenres. I listen to nu metal and alternative but also death metal and black metal n deathcore n stuff. My favorite genre is probably blackened death metal though, since it's too hard of a choice between death and black.

    • @rhdrbob
      @rhdrbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By blackened death, I'm willing to put money on the only blackened death metal band you know is behemoth 😂

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well we're both rare metalheads, I respect most metal genres and enjoy black and death metal as well.

    • @ryanramsey7260
      @ryanramsey7260 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

    • @artybrandt
      @artybrandt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not even sure where I'd fit because I listen to just about anything that falls under rock or metal. Anything from CCR, Def Leppard, Poison, Rat and other oldies to stuff like Infant Annihilator, Thy Art Is Murder, Cannibal Corpse, etc

    • @BehappyBhairava
      @BehappyBhairava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rhdrbob is this because you only know of behemoth for blackened death metal..

  • @davidembrey6808
    @davidembrey6808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You forgot the guy who calls everything heavy metal. You can be just jamming led zeppelin and they come out of no where and are like, "led zeppelin is my favorite metal band." He also thinks primus is the heaviest band to date.

  • @drunkmonkey4948
    @drunkmonkey4948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    that cool uncle you have that you only see at family cookouts that listens to slayer, Pantera, and Metallica but is super fuckin fun

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like my Uncle Paul. He's also the artist in the family funnily enough.

  • @Frogthroat1
    @Frogthroat1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm the type with long hair, Cannibal Corpse t-shirt, some random tattoos, camo pants cut as shorts, chain hanging on the side since forever, half open army boots that have never been polished, hanging near the back watching the band alone and doing the slight neck nod mosh, and oddly always, always have that plastic pint of beer in my hand, even when they only serve bottles.

    • @alejandrocisneros7442
      @alejandrocisneros7442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frogthroat1 keep doing you Buddy.

    • @themonsteraddictmmxvi1564
      @themonsteraddictmmxvi1564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're basically the badass veteran

    • @Andrononymous
      @Andrononymous ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, those are the chillest dudes and I enjoy being around them even though I am very much a classic gen Z metal fan (lots of core)

  • @nielsvanoosten
    @nielsvanoosten 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    the power metal guy sounds like a sabaton fan?? maybe because sabaton = powermetal.
    great video guys

    • @justin2597
      @justin2597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Niels van Oosten I cringed so hard when Jared referred to them as "war metal" since that's its own genre entirely

  • @jetheartomega9344
    @jetheartomega9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Bard:
    Big fan of Dungeons and Dragons. Mainly listens to power metal, progressive metal and symphonic metal. Likes Blackmore's Night and similar artists outside of metal. Plays guitar, bass or drums, but would love to get one of the instruments you'll see Rob Scallion bring up. Knows enough about history to get a good idea of how a traveling musician must have lived back then.
    I happen to be one myself.

    • @ReidGarwin
      @ReidGarwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prog, power, atmospheric black, folk, shock rock, glam, battle

    • @pinkysperfectpets
      @pinkysperfectpets 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My husband and i

  • @HomeHorrorProduction
    @HomeHorrorProduction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The scary black metal guy.
    You like black metal too but how do you approach this man.

    • @chromaticswing9199
      @chromaticswing9199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, most of them are pretty nice, haha

    • @Nevatis_
      @Nevatis_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You don’t, Black Metal fans hate talking about black metal for some reason

    • @TheRandomshite123
      @TheRandomshite123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On my first day of college i immediately bonded with a guy as we were both rocking darkthrone shirts

    • @mordykinz4228
      @mordykinz4228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I appreciate seeing a punk/metal fan here ☺☺☺

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I listen to beheamoth you know the black metal that dosen't sound like It is being recorded in a toilet

  • @mg682
    @mg682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    PART 2 FOR ALL THE SCREAMING VIDEOS!!!! I've been waiting for that for over a year!!!!!

  • @minahanna7563
    @minahanna7563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Huh?? Austins never heard of sabaton, whaaaat?

    • @justin2597
      @justin2597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Buck Shot I cringed hard when he didn't know them but the cringe really came into fruition when Jared described it as "war metal" since that's its own genre entirely.

    • @minahanna7563
      @minahanna7563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I could understand if he didn't like them, but they are pretty well known so it was strange to hear that.

    • @davogeorge4525
      @davogeorge4525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      dude, he's forever talking about bands that I have never heard of, but didn't know Sabaton?! that caught me off gaurd

    • @Xerachiel
      @Xerachiel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He calls himself "limp bizkit boi", makes fun of 80's metal and listens to metalcore....

    • @nathanhunt9105
      @nathanhunt9105 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every single WH40k tribute ever has their music in it.

  • @devon8977
    @devon8977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The barely a metalhead
    *listens to alot of metal but doesnt really know anything about it

  • @kowboykalebb
    @kowboykalebb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When Austin asked what sabaton I felt my soul hurt.

    • @sonofamachinegun8568
      @sonofamachinegun8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He needs to get on that Vein train, too.

    • @junioroliver9455
      @junioroliver9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont care for sabaton. But i can see the reason they're liked. Im a nu metal, deathcore, death metal, metalcore, extreme metal, black, collect cds/vinyls, fan.

  • @metalji_20s
    @metalji_20s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm that unknown metalhead who mostly listens to non-English metal bands because they sound a LOT more badass.

    • @omegaconspiracy7536
      @omegaconspiracy7536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Der Füsch aus der Industrie KILLLLLARRRS!!!!
      KILLLLARRRRSZ!!!!
      KILLLLARRRSZSZ!!!
      *KILLLARRRRRSZSZSSZSZ!!!*

    • @wannabecliffburton4275
      @wannabecliffburton4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@omegaconspiracy7536 yeah.
      Normal bands with heavy vocals: I don't know what he's saying but it's pretty cool.
      Ramstein: I don't know what he's saying but it's pretty cool.

  • @angrybird32495
    @angrybird32495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m the guy in the back, unimpressed, with my arms crossed waiting for Tool. Lol

  • @josejalaeno73
    @josejalaeno73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Level 1 Scene kid
    Level 100 black metal enthusiast
    That’s how metal works

    • @EirikHasALife
      @EirikHasALife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      josejalepeno63 literally me

    • @xltsalad8100
      @xltsalad8100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this needs more likes

    • @Toxicatus
      @Toxicatus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But what if you listen to black metal and music scene kids listen to?

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True…

    • @BehappyBhairava
      @BehappyBhairava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Obscure bedroom black metal/noise/p.e from Peru
      Or
      Obscure experimental sludgy/drone metal/noise..
      Anything less is for pussies with dyed fringes and emotional insecurities
      The sorta pricks that like people
      Khanate is entry level

  • @it_rocks
    @it_rocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What about the guy that doesn't look or act like a metalhead at all? Wears a STL Blues cap and a Carhartt coat on the daily, but listens to everything from Sabbath to Pig Destroyer. Drives a 1997 Silverado Z71, but with Deftones, Tool, and Slayer stickers in the back window. Goes to a Cannibal Corpse show, but listens Merle Haggard and George Jones on the way there. Anybody else?

  • @kylevaughan4939
    @kylevaughan4939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Austin is losing weight❤

    • @ShiftySandwich01
      @ShiftySandwich01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Kyle Vaughan
      #ToughOrganicBoys

    • @isakgamling3355
      @isakgamling3355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kyle Vaughan Or Maybe Jared is gaining.

    • @DarkVileScream
      @DarkVileScream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He screaming it off

    • @oofitsdavid
      @oofitsdavid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed that too

    • @margauxh2681
      @margauxh2681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Vaughan he looks great

  • @lucat.o2035
    @lucat.o2035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The thrash metalhead:
    1. Is drunk always
    2. Likes suicidal tendencies and testament
    3. Has long hair
    4. NOTHING BUT THRASH!

    • @thebatking11
      @thebatking11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luca TO Suicidal Tendencies are crossover thrash. True Thrashers tend to not really vibe with us Crossover fans.

    • @meiermakesmusic
      @meiermakesmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meeeeee

    • @z.s.n.
      @z.s.n. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm jealous of you guys. Looks like more fun.

    • @marioluigi7196
      @marioluigi7196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For whom the Cliff solos You mean Chris from Jhofffilms?

    • @lusitanicwraith413
      @lusitanicwraith413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's me but i don't listen to suicidal tendencies

  • @nikrowland1022
    @nikrowland1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I’m the “my music scares people”
    Because I go to a school where they call slam metal: “ rock”
    And I am forced to hear auto tuned digital diarrhea

    • @TheFedeGamer99
      @TheFedeGamer99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just put your headphones on ...

    • @nikrowland1022
      @nikrowland1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No duh

    • @davidkohlbrenner7492
      @davidkohlbrenner7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont worry, I was in the same situation. Just finish school and socialize on concerts, its getting better, when your done with school (:

  • @Angie-zk4ei
    @Angie-zk4ei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As a European, I feel that there isn't a big folk metal and black metal crowd in America. Maybe I'm completely wrong. Here you can find a lot of hippy looking metalheads (I think it's awesome) and vampiric looking ones that are too trve cvlt for you. I love diversity within metal 🤘

    • @joanthemad5894
      @joanthemad5894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Folk metal and black metal.are getting quite popular in the US. My husband likes Folk for example.

    • @walkerbraden5843
      @walkerbraden5843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Folk is really popular, but I'm not sure about black metal. The reason you think there is a small crowd is because in America metal and metalheads are highly frowned upon and therefore most people who listen to metal here generally keep to themselves.

    • @konstantink.2127
      @konstantink.2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah you clearly see that this is an American metaler's view. Like in Europe there are a couple of countries in which the internationally best known bands from there are metal bands, like Finland (Nightwish), Sweden (amon Amarth), Germany (Rammstein, Powerwolf) and of course England (one of the biggest entire metal genres at it's time), so metal is still seen as a bit of a subculture here, but widely accepted

    • @th0rn3
      @th0rn3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *kvlt
      Come on man, you oughta know better.

    • @DragonKnightX12
      @DragonKnightX12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would also say Nu-metal, Metalcore/Deathcore, and Djent are more popular with Us American metal fans.

  • @daveethridge7342
    @daveethridge7342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thrash Dads. Had long hair for 20 years until we cut off our skullets, but we still love mosh pits.

  • @tomekgnr321
    @tomekgnr321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Wow Austin doesn't know Sabaton? Whaaat?

    • @DarkHorror45
      @DarkHorror45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MultifariousBohemian well not really but they know so much about so many metal bands, that you’d think Austin would at least know of Sabaton

    • @isakgamling3355
      @isakgamling3355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are Why I am proud of My country!

    • @tomekgnr321
      @tomekgnr321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dark Horror45 excatly

    • @thomass7466
      @thomass7466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dark Horror45 INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH !!!!!! \m/

    • @anavelgato8427
      @anavelgato8427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tomislav Gredisnjak I was very, very surprised.

  • @jrist15
    @jrist15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m a closet metal head but the difference is that I will gladly tell you about my music taste and have no fear of being judged, I just don’t really go all out with the look lol

  • @justinvallange
    @justinvallange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2nd generation metalhead:
    -Listens to classics, 60s through 80s stuff
    -Listens to new stuff, 2008/10ish to present
    -Very little in between if any, key exceptions include Pantera, Skid Row, Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, others 90s/00s bands that sound "classic"
    -Had a Disney pop phase bc dad's music is for old people but heard new shit and returned to the old shit they grew up with
    -Exposes 1st generation to the new stuff that has the classic spirit but modern sound
    -Concerts are father/son bonding time
    My dad raised me on Maiden and Megadeth and then Avenged released Hail to the King and from there we've discovered so much wonderful stuff new and old and yeah, thanks dad 🤘

  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The limit does not exist, Metalheads are all Unique

  • @aericconline3684
    @aericconline3684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I had a co-worker tell me that "metal sucks, they are just hitting pieces of metal." WTF M8?!?! I thought he was joking. Nope. Dead serious.

    • @connorduncan9859
      @connorduncan9859 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had the same thing people call you uncultured for listening to black metal or melodic death metal but they don’t realise that it’s so much more technical than the chart shit they probably listen to. UNCULTURED DICKS

    • @sk83r_b0i9
      @sk83r_b0i9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically true since guitar strings are made of metal

  • @H34D7
    @H34D7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:55 🤔"if tool ever came back" well whaddya know

  • @gradywcharles2263
    @gradywcharles2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “We are huge metal heads”
    Listens to only metal core death core and djent

    • @blockg9482
      @blockg9482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow. Seriously feels like a personal attack lol

    • @gradywcharles2263
      @gradywcharles2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Block G
      No, just saying, there’s more sub genres of metal

    • @blockg9482
      @blockg9482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deaths Reign haha nah I was just joking about

    • @asmodai2025
      @asmodai2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am pretty sure that metalcore and deathcore are actually subgenres of hardcore punk rather than metal.

    • @dmytrotsvyntarnyi799
      @dmytrotsvyntarnyi799 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you don't have to like every subgenre of any genre to like that genre

  • @celecoxibnonsteroidal5659
    @celecoxibnonsteroidal5659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am the aging metalhead:
    -Has old straight edge tattoos, but now drinks, but not too much because the hangovers are too bad and has work in the morning.
    -genres have evolved from skatepunk -> hardcore -> thrash -> opeth -> finds out about at the gates -> melodeth -> dissection -> finds out about black metal -> now only listens to well aged doom, Intronaut and whatever the new goatwhore or ringworm is.
    -closet full of business casual and clothes good for hiking + cut off scandinavian metal bands. One battle jacket featuring an EXEL patch.
    -Wishes shows would start earlier due to aforementioned work.

  • @boby321697
    @boby321697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Is it bad that I know a guy that is legit the "my music scares people" scene kid. It started out funny, now its annoying.

    • @infiniteworlds5
      @infiniteworlds5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm kinda that person, but that's because metal legitimately scares a lot of my family members, who seem to think demons will start crawling out of the speakers. The difference being that I just don't talk about it with people who I don't trust to be okay with it. I don't want my family members to think I'm a satanist or something.

    • @maineaglexproductions4025
      @maineaglexproductions4025 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Tarantula Lair not all my fellow scene/emo kids are like that. We promise

  • @GogetaRG
    @GogetaRG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Power Metal guy:
    -Thinks he's a warrior from the Spanish Inquisition and that one day he'll fight in a Crusade
    -Owns 5 swords, 2 axes and a fucking medieval armor
    -Works as a History teacher and is always talking about the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition and plays Sabaton to talk about every fucking war in existence

  • @amaryllisnightingale6309
    @amaryllisnightingale6309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    you didn't talk about the stoner and doom kids.
    Seems like am a rare and purrr one... i like all metal genders, from deathmetal and grindcore to heavy metal and folk (excepts some kind of weirdass core and genres..)
    It's not this uncommon tought :)
    I also like others kind of music than metal (don't listento to it as much), such as rock, punk, alternative, classic (baroque, romantic, modern), and at some point japanese and korean music (pop, metal, and some bizarre mix). Which also mean I'm able to bear with electro and rap (yikes most of it) at some point, in the Alternative music.
    I hate country, r&b, and got real problems with pop music and culture (unbearable)
    I am not a fan of reggea, but it's not bad.

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amaryllis Nightingale metal has genders?

  • @crumb5756
    @crumb5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Comparing black-metal to scene? Bold. Forward thinking. I like it.

  • @andrealanzoni8894
    @andrealanzoni8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi, name's Drew. Back in high school I was a huge metalhead but no one knew except the few that accepted me for the metaironic mess that I still am to this date. I just usually wore whatever the fuck was in my closet, really randomly. I just remember one day we went for a Motorhead concert, however I just forgot I had on my sandals (Bare feet, I'm not THAT GUY) on that day. Man, I saw Lemmy doing random shit near the tents, He notices my sandals comes up to me and utters: "Don't think Imma sign em, I mean, ya got guts for a friar but I dunno where those feet have been". Last words from a legend, and they were about my sandals. NEVER FORGETTI.

  • @eliasgarcia8761
    @eliasgarcia8761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    my science teacher didn’t know the difference between metal and rock

  • @Todesnuss
    @Todesnuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I feel personally attacked by the power metaler. All of it is true even the Sabaton part. FML

    • @DarkHorror45
      @DarkHorror45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Todesnuss you’re welcome. That was my comment

    • @persey7241
      @persey7241 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here, except my hair isn't long and I'm not into history. Dunno if that's better or worse though xD

  • @genesisz1
    @genesisz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I feel attacked. Love powermetal and Sabaton, and single AF ;(

  • @biggibbly7471
    @biggibbly7471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm what you would call a "Nu Metal Boi"

  • @thedodgeman3928
    @thedodgeman3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "if tool comes back..." Hey Jared I got some news for you

  • @czlowik
    @czlowik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The power metaler is so true that it hurts

    • @DarkHorror45
      @DarkHorror45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      gerdo strzał that was my comment. Sorry to strike a nerve

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont be jealous of the brother head of steel...

    • @anthonyvidano5437
      @anthonyvidano5437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. But I also listen to a few core bands

  • @zachm705
    @zachm705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As the rare metal head, I'll recommend a song, album, or band to get you into any desired genre

    • @heavymetalrules436
      @heavymetalrules436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Black Metal for me please? I want to see why all the elitists love it

    • @evanhoing2212
      @evanhoing2212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heavymetalrules436 listen to sodom. Its blackened thrash but its really good

    • @swinaecologist9610
      @swinaecologist9610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heavymetalrules436 dude seriously you should try dissection. As someone that loves all different kinds of music dissection fucking slaps th-cam.com/video/h1Ntb5wmMj0/w-d-xo.html

  • @CB-lh4ph
    @CB-lh4ph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love sabaton, but i dont fit the description really. Im a history nerd but thats it, i dont have long hair and im not really into fantasy.
    But seriously sabaton is awesome

  • @lbentforleather9654
    @lbentforleather9654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The heaviest band I like is the founding father of death metal: DEATH

  • @Payduro
    @Payduro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was at a Metallica show 2 years ago and there were two dudes vaping in sync to the music.

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like something I would do

  • @deadphysh8966
    @deadphysh8966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dude all of the videos on shitty versions of screaming are fucking hilarious I died at the overly emotional screaming

  • @MNoble95
    @MNoble95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    No stoner/doomers :(

    • @darkfrozenwinterstar3639
      @darkfrozenwinterstar3639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mermaid Man Bud? I see what you did there🤘🏿 Let‘s listen to some Cannabis Corpse „Blunted at Birth“

    • @darkfrozenwinterstar3639
      @darkfrozenwinterstar3639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mermaid Man awesome band. Bought „I worship Chaos“ some months ago. No regrets!

    • @aryanpugilist
      @aryanpugilist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm one of the Sludge, death Doom guys!!! 🤘

    • @maineaglexproductions4025
      @maineaglexproductions4025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt Noble
      We see you guys out here. You are valued :)

    • @joarh1997
      @joarh1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wholehearted doomer right here, I'm with you guys. I live for that shit! 🤘🏼

  • @jdog7797
    @jdog7797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Im the MEATHead trapped in a sea of Rap in the middle of pop country, California. I blast my music and let the GUITAR Riffs feed my soul. Metal is the greatest genre; music, and religion for Warriors.\m/😑\m/