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13:52 when they said POP COUNTRY UGH at the same time LOL
Crying
Hahahaha I didn’t even realize that happened!
@@TheDickeyDinesShow listen to hank3 - dick in dixie. He also has a metal band called assjack.
I re watched that bit 5 times, it had me chuckling
Terrible.
You’re a metalhead when you have to constantly explain to non-metalheads that ACDC isn’t metal.
Facts
Metal is subjective though. Something that isn't heavy to you might be someone else's Dying Fetus. Metal started as a protest. Now it's a fashion and edge war.
Brandon, metal has always been a particular style of music. It has nothing to do with subjective ideas of heaviness or protests. If you think AC/DC is heavy, that doesn’t make it metal. They’re still rock, no matter how heavy you think they are. Lyrics and subjective opinion don’t make a genre.
@@Jagger-Tyr_13 How about we call them what *they* call themselves? Rock n’ Roll.
@@tevildo9383 sorry to correct you there dude but your so wrong... "Through the decade, heavy metal was used by certain critics as a virtually automatic putdown." This what the term was used for before bands fully embraced it as a genre...
You know you're a metalhead when it's cheerful popsongs that make you wanna kill someone, not aggressive metal.
So true 😁👍
Words right from my mouth.
Exactly
Some modern RnB song, with SO MANY FUCKIN’ VOCAL RUNS..
It, truly, was making me irritated.
I don’t get how people fuckin’ listen to that shit.
OMG Yes!
You know you’re a metal head when metallica slowly becomes less heavy
Its gotten to the point where bands like cannibal corpse and gojira are as heavy as AC DC
Matellicas heavy??
@@trinityscott7665 exactly
Jokes on you I'm a megadeth fan 🤪
@@BubbaBass_Official 😧
A friend of mine was at Bloodstock Festival and thought he was hearing a sick new grindcore band in the distance. He went over to where the sound was coming from and it turned out it was a power generator
This had me laughing out loud.
Is this power generator in spotify? TH-cam? Lets check it out!
When you can list more obscure metal subgenres than materials like steel and aluminum
Underrated comment lol
*sigh*
Aluminum
Steel
Iron
Gold
Silver
Copper
Brass
Bronze
Lithium
Magnesium
Uranium
Potassium
Manganese...
Banjo slam
Prog slam
Blackened slam
Symphonic slam
DSBM
Western/outlaw black metal
Blackened hardcore
Black n Roll
Atmospheric blackened folk metal
Post metal
Post death
Cosmic black metal
Epic folk metal
Funeral doom
Death doom
Goregrind
Whatever .meth and Methwitch classify as (noise-math?)
Symphonic Metal
Pirate metal
Folk metal
Whatever Leap Frog studio does
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You start calling normal day things gross, disgusting, nasty as a positive compliment
I have definitely used "brutal" in that context.
Sick is another common one lol
@@calebethridge2404 not really contained within the metal community thought. Everyone does this
@@norgepalm7315 ok valid point lol
This one is actually crazy accurate lol
You know you’re a metal head when you have a separate playlist of chill songs you tolerate so you don’t scare your friends with your taste in music
Exactly! I have playlists for me, and playlist for when I'm around friends and family who don't enjoy metal.
Epic pfp
I quite honestly don't care my music is metal and Scottish music
i have this
Lol, me2
Know you're metalhead when someone says "is there backwards satanic messages in your music" but you listen to black metal and you're like "nah there's forwards satanic messages in it"
*Laughs in “Satanic Hymn” by Mora Prokaza*
Some of the funniest reactions are when you take the “metal is Satanic” people and show them Crimson Moonlight or Broken Flesh.
Ngl I would like this comment but 69 is an appropriate number
You find it genuinely impossible to find other people in your family, community, and general vicinity that also like metal.
Same here...
All of my cousins are kpopers lmao
the only person in my immediate family that listens to metal is my dad. hes the one who got me into thrash and heavy metal.
Ditto.
You know you’re a metal head when you can somewhat hear the bass “ in justice for all” album.
Hell Yeah !! With a hi-fi system turned up decently LOUD : )
HAHAHAHA I know what you mean. R.I.P Cliff
When you think you hear your black metal ringtone, but it's just the air conditioning.
Nice lol
There's a lot of time i shower and hear my ringtone but it's actually just water hitting the floor
You know you’re a metalhead when you get the notification for The DickeyDines Show at 2:45 am and you immediately click
Lmao yes
Hey, I was listening to Metallica alright.
Ah crap it's 3 am
As John Mulaney once said, “He wore glasses, to show that time had passed.”
funny enough this video was filmed a few months ago, I just found the clips on my external hard drive! haha
No batman tho.
3:50 - My 6 yr old autistic son thinks it's hilarious when I sing lullabies w/ a death metal style.... It's so funny to see him run to wherever I am when I play specific songs he likes, then he'll cover my mouth until it's the growls in the hook or whatever part he wants me to sing. 😁❤️
You know your a metal head when you only practice vocals when no one is home
Been doing that for years
did that for years but stopped giving a fuck last year and I got so much better from practicing so much. especially my clean singing.
I live on a farm. I was practicing vocals in the barn. The animals seem to like my cleans but the harsh vocals freak them out. I think they think I'm growling at them LOL
@samcrorie ah hell yeah. Barncore. At least until they start harmonizing growls with you. Then it's something very magical.
Real metalheads respect the bassist of any band
Real metalheads can *tell* there's a bassist in metal bands
@@dukewild5071ld-50
Your a Metal Head when.. You cant say Slayer without putting some emphasis on it.
This is painfully true. 🤣
SLAYER!!!!
🤘😂
@@princealigorna7468 SLAYA!
Slayuuurrrrrggghh! \../,
Metal elitists tend to be either extreme metal junkies or 80's boomers.
Your on the money with the 80s boomers they're like reeeeeeeeeeee slayer
I'm 38 so I don't understand what 80s boomers means?
@@carlossousa24 boomers refers to baby boomers but it is now used more widely to represent people who are stuck in the past
@@redsnorlax1945 lol that would be me then . somewhat
@@carlossousa24 well if it is I encourage you to try new music there is good stuff out there
You know you're a metal head when you listen to metal music and enjoy it :)
When you've heard all the brutal songs so much you not only headbang in public but you now begin to happily skip and snap your fingers to the beat likes it an 80s pop playlist instead of metal.
Same here. My brother thinks I'm a madman whenever I do that to metal.
"You know you're a metalhead when you have a bucket on your head"
So Megatron is a metalhead? He always struck me as a blues fan.
I'm sure he gets down with some blues, but being a metalhead is a decepticon's birthrite... isn't that right... Starscream?!
@@Dickey7861 what I love about this is that I'm at a loss whether to reply to this taking metalhead literally or figuratively.
So...... Yes! But Megatron is definitely be an elitist metalhead.
@@President_Starscream Bumblebees a poser in the first transformers moive, see the reason why he cant use his voice is because he tried to learn to do false chord and fry screams but completely fucked up his voice.
When people say they listen to "everything" but not the way you do.
You know you’re a metalhead when you thought of james hetfield everytime you see a table.
I think of serj
LOL true
I AM THE TABLE
@@Hermit__ same
@@Hermit__ still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
Now I don’t feel wierd for screaming to any song that doesn’t scream
And hearing machinery and using slam vocals
Etc
These are great and extremely accurate
You know you’re a metalhead when you show someone a song that you think is decently “light” and they say something about how it’s too heavy
I used to be the "It's too heavy" person. As of middle school onward, I love metal, and now I am the one trying to show other people music I think is light enough, and they get weirded out by it.
i showed a guy through the fire and flames and he said it was too heavy 💀
Jared: "People that don't wear band shirts typically just listens to the radio"
Or maybe, get this, they're *broke*
real metalheads are broke because they spent it all on band merch lol.
No bootleg shirts or even a shirt with a band patch?
This! Or don't want to spend on overpriced clothes. If I want to support a band, I'll buy their music or go to their show
Goodwill exists, my friend. If you can't spend $30 new, there's no shame in spending $3 secondhand. Remember that the style of our cousins the punks came from Richard Hell being too poor to by anything but secondhand crap and trying to hold it together with safety pins
Broke is when you’re in a band and the guitar players can’t get new strings, all of their cables have shorts in them, the drummer’s cymbals are all cracked, and your sticks look like an hourglass because people think t shirts are too expensive and that we actually make money off of our music.
You know you're a metalhead when you're somehow able to headbang to a prog metal song, which is honestly a super power.
Guilty with the heavy machinery stank face part...
And tbh, End of heartache form KSE is my lullaby
I went to a smaller school and was referred to numerous times as the school shooter. I'm not don't worry, I just dress in all black wear only band tee's and a leather jacket. Gotta say, the lack of friends and attention I got bettered me, so thank you metal XD
I don't even wear all black, but I post a lot of deathcore shit on my story, so people know what music I like so they call me it
Edit: I also say a few choice things that i probably shouldn't say in response to that
@@Crazyclay78YT you kind of find yourself saying that stuff though, like becoming what they are calling you, without realizing
@Fleshgod Jackal_666 that's how you gotta handle that stuff, what are they gonna do?
@@deadserpent8717 lol yeah
Edit: WAIT I think thats why I'm a femboy, the middle school bullying made me question myself
When your mom calls your megadeth and ozzy osbourne shirts satanic and you now wonder if you should let her see you in your death and black metal shirts
That's bs! Dave said hes a born again christian! 😂
And Ozzy prays before every show but she don't care about that, megadeth has "death" in the title and Ozzy calls himself the prince of darkness and therefore satanism 😂 the mind of religious moms
You know you’re a metal head when you’re the only one in your group who was excited about Baba Yaga dropping and seeing the weirded out look on everyone else’s face as soon as the song starts
Dude I can relate. STP is fucking awesome. 🤘😁
You know when you're a Metalhead when Viking metal isn't intimidating anymore
I totally forgot I had one!
You know you're a metal head when you have constantly explain that not every metal band that screams is screamo
very true. i have this conversation with my friend's friends when ever they hang out with us
I feel like the only metalhead who dresses like a Sims character and doesn't have any band shirts
I feel you dude.🥲
You’re not alone, however I don’t dress like a sims character by choice.
You are not alone, there's lots of us out there.
Your not alone
To broke to have band shirts but I don't dress like simpson
I wish they made metal shirts in sport mesh style. I'm a working man and I need the cooling.
Ngl, that would be awesome. Though less because of the cooling, since I don't notice any difference with it, but more so just because it feels good.
I think Slam bands are known to do this, and while not precisely metal, some Deathcore bands have likewise made jersey-style merch and bball shorts. They know it gets sweaty outcheah.
You know you’re a metal head when you don’t realize that you listen to bands with crazy/extreme sounding names, until you say em out loud to a non-metal friend.
You know you might be a metalhead if you've been abused as a child
I feel like I’ve reached peak metal head. I’ve stopped caring about how heavy the song is and I’ve starting caring more about how good the song is.
You know you're a metalhead when you have to explain to people that screamo is a type of vocals, and calling any kind of metal simply "screamo" is a mortal sin.
I fucking hate people that call everything screamo it's so annoying 😭
CUMMY WUMMY TIME
ALWAYS
On the topic of relaxing with metal, I need something extreme to take my mind off of whatever. Years ago, I was never the biggest fan of death metal. I didn’t hate it, I just wasn’t huge on it. After working retail for 2 years, bands like Shadow of Intent and Lorna Shore help me relax after dealing with Karen’s all day
While Lorna Shore's "To the Hellfire" scares me (for exactly what part you're thinking of), their song "And I Return To Nothingness" was surprisingly therapeutic, especially the melodic guitar and awesome lyrics.
You know you are a metalhead when you have to change your ringtone for your grandmother's funeral because your ringtone is "For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica... lmao
You're a real metalhead if you listen to several genres of metal that all sound the the same to a normie or non-metalhead
"No dude this isn't Blackened Death Metal. This is Blackened DeathGRIND. There's a difference, friend."
@@viscountrainbows6452grind slug core is not slug death core Muum
You know you’re a metalhead when you’re searching for new music to recapture that feeling of first discovering more extreme metal years ago but you can’t find anything heavy enough anymore.
You know you're a metalhead when someone asks about the band on your shirt or the one you're listening to at the time and then you go into the bands genre, go into the different subgenres, go into the history of how those genres came about and then realize the person doesn't give a fuck and thinks you have an unhealthy obsession. Example, I wear my warbringer shirt to work, a guy asks "what's that say" my response: It says warbringer they're a thrash metal band, thrash metal is like slayer, anthrax, megadeth, metallica etc. It was big in the bay area, of course there was the european thrash bands as well, but thrash came about due to a combonation of punk and new wave of british heavy metal, that's like judas priest, iron maiden, diamond head, saxon, etc. But those bands came about ultimately because of sabbath which combined blues and hard rock but just downtuned the tritone" yeah I'm that guy LMAO
"from some guy at Wacken" proceeds to do American country accent. Love it.
I really thoroughly enjoy country music. I also really enjoy metal music. I even love my pop punk and jazz too. It's very hard to be defined by one genre when each one brings so much to enjoy. Country music has some of the best story telling out of any genre, punk is really relateable and catchy, metal has the awesome breakdowns and a focus on darker topics not talked about in other genres, and jazz can describe emotions just by the way someone plays an instrument. Music is so incredible and meant to be enjoyed.
You know your a metal head when literally anywhere can be come the pit
I can just fall asleep to any music that I enjoy, be it fast or slow, loud or quiet. I think I’ve fallen to Infant Annihilator almost as many times as I’ve fallen asleep to Mesarthim, and that’s just because they are 2 of my favorite bands even though are completely different genres of metal (brutal/technical deathcore and cosmic black metal).
I've fallen asleep to Lorna Shore. Dunno... I find it relaxing. Pop music enrages me though.
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TH-cam's back at it again
got a notif that they are purging old dormant channels again so that's probs why haha
I'm one of those people who don't own Metal band shirts but listens to it all. Why don't I have band shirts? because I have to spend that money on my own musical endeavors.
Same dude
i just steal my dad’s band tshirts 😭
Good priorities! Wish you success.
@@viscountrainbows6452 I honestly do want to support the bands I like and have aspired me, but I have to put more value into what I wish to achieve before hand.
thank you for your wishes :) I'll keep at it.
I think with the road trip one, he meant that his friends and family don’t let him play anything on trips
Imagine they're like "okay you can play one song, so make it count"
Plays Blasphemian
You know you're a metalhead when you're 90% sure you've given yourself concussions and possibly CTE due to excessive headbanging.
I'm not even joking. I'm pretty sure my migraines are a result of me giving myself numerous minor concussions over the years because I have no chill when I headbang.
You know you might be a metalhead when the music you once thought as vile becomes normal
You know you're a metalhead when you have called at least one person a poseur when they disagreed with your opinion, only to realize the disagreement has nothing to do with metal or even music at all
sometimes I feel like I am the only metalhead out of all the metalheads I know that does not wear band tees
Same
You know you are a metal head when you have a secret playlist of badass metal songs that you only play when you are alone in the car because you don’t want to scare your wife away
Why would you marry someone that doesn't like metal 😂❤
You know you're a metalhead when you headbang profusely at prom and everyone stops dancing and stares at you (true story)
You know you’re a metal head when your neighbors call the HOA on your shower singing
Swinging your hair in circular motion is more worse if you do it a lot. An example would be Tom Araya from Slayer. He actually had to get neck surgary because he twisted his neck at one point.
Was literally air drumming at work on my lunch at the countertop right before you talked about that @10:45
when you have headbanged for so many years you have to have neck fusion surgery
Lmfao the road trip one hits pretty close to home. I'll usually just end up playing some chill lo fi music or some instrumental metal and call it a day
You know you're a metalhead when none of your colleagues wants to car-share with you, because of what you stream from your Amazon music account.
Or when people ask what kind of music you're into, you reel off a few band names and are met with confused / quizzical looks (or they even start to slowly back away from you).
When your date asks you what music you listen to and you say "Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
The sight of a tractor and a pickup truck gives you PTSD
You know you're a metalhead when you're watching The Incredible Dr. Pol, you hear about a thing called 'rectal prolapse' and you think: 'cool band name!'
As someone who owns 2 battle jackets this video offends me 😂 not an elitist btw
About the screaming to non-metal songs thing. I tend to sing songs how they normally are though I add a scream to the end of the section of My Demons by Starset, the part right after the second verse, because I feel like one work really well there. There's also definitely screaming in non-metal songs, though they tend to have that influence of course.
You know you're a metalhead when you spend 5 minutes trying to synchronize "Bleed" by Meshugga to your fucked up engine.
Oh sick dude is that Bleed? Nah thats piston 3 saying bonjour
You know you're a metal head when everyone looks at you in disgust when you play it in public.
They're loss
"kero kero bonito" ....ahhh yes, another person of class and refinement!
You know you're a metalhead when the cashier says your total is $6.66 and you smile with satisfaction.
@@J.PC.Designs What's it like to be a heretic?
I tried to think of songs with cowbell and I thought of leech by angelmaker. Don't worry guys, i checked and it's definitely not there
LOL thank you for your service
I know the band Piggy that has cowbells, its goregrind, i knew more but i forgot
@@The6Eternal6Dark6Lord epic 😎
The pulling of hair out of the ass, and well, every imaginable place that normally should NOT have hair... That's a ridiculously real struggle.
You know your a metalhead when you get annoyed by people who tell you they listen to everything and you just know they dont.
8:09 I’m a young 13year old metal head and I own an IBANEZ not a kiesel (I’m not that rich LOL) and I am guilty of loving Polyphia and Plini but I also love Slaughter to Previal, Spiritbox, Born of Osiris, and Slipknot too!! Thanks for the laughs tonight guys!!!
I've totally been using a jackhammer and thought, 'man that sounds like the snare on a blast beat'
My parents were always confused why I had a bucket on me scalp
A song I like to scream to that has no screaming is Ludacris-Get Back lol
Respectfully, I argue the country music one. I like certain country, I'll sing along to Luke Combs any day of the week. On the contrary, I can't stand Ryan Upchurch. 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah it’s more of a stereotype than a reasonable reality. I get down with some “The Band Perry”
Bahaha are you being EMU!?
You might be a metalhead when you frequently wipe forehead blood off your steering wheel
i love jared’s energy here lol
On the Country music point, I grew up in Louisiana and live in Texas where Country music is prominent in both places. I cut my teeth on Classic/Progressive Rock (Rush still being my favorite of all time, obviously) and old school Country, but I’ve also grown my Metal palette beyond the bounds of Metallica. It’s the new Bro Country that makes me want to key someone’s truck because they’re fake as fuck. The old school stuff from Willie/Waylon/Merle down to around Alan Jackson/George Strait is where it’s at for me. Fuck Luke Bryan’s muppet sounding ass and all the other millionaire wannabe country douchebags.
You know you're a metalhead when you listen to metal
Used to go to work on a bus, and during the ride I would like slumber while the most gory and brutal metal would pump into my eardrums as loudly as they could take it, and man it was relaxing!
I'm somehow the cross of deathcore listener & country music (Hardy, Aaron Lewis, Upchurch, Hank Jr, etc)
I had a coworker who talked about band members on first name bases. it was confusing as fuck. Example: talking about "Matt" and about his issues in life and the realize she was talking about the lead of Architects and not a friend.
I've a Powerwolf bordeaux shirt that behind has a BIG
METAL
IS
RELIGION
I feel badass and watched when I have strange shirts 😂😈
I love y’all and I stay up watching y’all’s vids all night
I mean I go around in leather, spikes, and a battle jacket, but still listen to metalcore, Deathcore, Djent, and Nu metal. Elitism is for the closed minded, bitches, listen to everything and reap the rewards. Except pop music. Fuck pop music.
Ps: you can still call yourself a Metalhead and listen to pop lmao, I won’t kill you. Being a Metalhead is about listening to metal, not cutting everything else out. Thus why I’ll vibe to goth music and classical etc
That should be on the list. You know you're a metalhead when you remember having the exact death metal pedal that Jared refers to. Bonus points for using with a Warlock on your baby Fender amp.
I'm deeply disturbed by your pfp lmao
@@brockhartley Remember to smile! :D
- Snap an upper engine mount jumping speedbumps in your 1992 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX while listening to Hammer Smashed Face on repeat.
You know you might be a MetalHead when:
1.) "Nickelback" is a curse word punishable by death
2.) If you would use "The Kingdom Sitteth Lonely Beneath the Hallowed Heavens" by Infant Annihilator as your UFC walk out song
3.) You have that weird, loud whispering voice you do to sing the lyrics because you can't scream or growl in public
4.) The car goes silent when it's your turn to pick a song
5.) You've been lectured about the concerning nature of the lyrical content of your music
6.) You laugh and openly mock people who think bands like Slayer and Pantera are hard.
7.) You can do one or more of the following decently well: sphincter scream, pig squeal, toilet bowl gurgle, false chord scream, fry scream, windmill moshpit flail
8.) You have nearly every genre of metal but favor one more than others. I.e. I have everything except doom metal but favor deathcore
9.) You watch DickeyDines
10.) You're constantly critiquing whether a double bass pedal portion of a song is live or quantized.
I got forced into country as a kid. Even dragged to a concert, where I was then reprimanded for not liking the music. I now work with a guy who just blasts black metal all the time. I wonder how the customers feel. Because of him I no longer think Lamb Of God is heavy....
That feeling when I'm 19 but I'm an "old dude metalhead"
Same but I'm 16 lmao
You know youre a metalhead/metallica fan when you have to explain to people Metallica isnt just Enter Sandman, nor AC/DC
You know your a metalhead when you have been accused of summoning Satan at least once a week