Stupid Watergate: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @Mech610
    @Mech610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    "No politician in history has been treated worse..."
    Meanwhile somewhere in the afterlife, Julius Caesar, his semi-transparent body covered in dozens of knife wounds looks up from his paper. He stares straight ahead, unblinkingly for several long moments before straightening the newspaper out and returning to his reading in silence.

    • @sukrozh
      @sukrozh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      of all the examples I've seen so far, this has to be my favorite one

    • @faintsherin4468
      @faintsherin4468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mech610
      Damn, weird to have your name mentioned, even though his the origin of your name. 😑

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mech610
      Well someone clearly underestamated rome- Julius Ceasor

    • @cuilleremagiq
      @cuilleremagiq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fair to assume you've watched all of Family Guy?

    • @LPrulez943
      @LPrulez943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Caesar elbows his friend and looks over at JFK, half his face missing from his assassination, 'Hey, get a load of this guy."

  • @samk7470
    @samk7470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3926

    “Four days ago, which is equivalent to 150 years in 2017 time...”
    Me, in 2020: oh, just you wait. Just. You. Wait.

    • @heartworkbykitty7933
      @heartworkbykitty7933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      :(
      The last few years have been terrible
      holy shit...

    • @polinaogboh
      @polinaogboh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      2020 was literally cancelled after 3 months lol

    • @Abdirahman_Mohamed
      @Abdirahman_Mohamed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@polinaogboh was looking forwards to the Iran WW3

    • @lepetitroquet9410
      @lepetitroquet9410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Abdirahman_Mohamed No spoil !

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you people... you think this is terrible? wait until 2021, and 2023 if we make it.... and you know what, you will miss 2020, this brief peaceful reprieve with beer and isolation, you will miss it and callyourselves fools for not taking every moment of it for the joy and preplanning you could
      also... uhmm if we make it... and somehow the world isnt full of immense crators from super volcano explosions or failed experiments causing the core to collapse... or some other horror... if we survive all that...
      your going to miss trump by 2027, caus every other presidency will be boring and you will realize how much you miss things being spontanious and curious never knowing what comes around the corner next...
      trump is crazily spontanious enough that you dont have to fear any specific thing next, you dont know whats coming next... buuut... there will come a day if we survive you miss trump and you realize he wasnt that bad, just incredibly chaotic and full of panicy stress as people fear losing everything they value and in the end... everything was ok, perhaps better then ever because somehow enough people and scientists and other world leaders come together and carry the balls to the baskets to get everything worked out to make the world a paradise in a way that only pure chaos can allow

  • @haniyasu8236
    @haniyasu8236 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Re-watching this 5 years later is like that feeling you get revisiting the first season of an anime 5 years later and seeing how weak all the monsters were in comparison.

    • @river17006
      @river17006 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      It’s both so entertaining and harrowing how little we knew was going to happen

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole ปีที่แล้ว

      Considering the theft of classified documents, the insurrection, and Trump's Chinese bank account... YUP.

    • @sapisjan
      @sapisjan ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Holy shit this was half a decade ago!!!

    • @flerrrrrrrrrrrp2997
      @flerrrrrrrrrrrp2997 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Remember when Ash Ketchum couldn't catch Caterpie?

    • @DrMillF
      @DrMillF ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@flerrrrrrrrrrrp2997 I 'member

  • @SpawnRevenge92
    @SpawnRevenge92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +471

    Rewatching all of Oliver's videos about Trump now, in 2023, is just insane.
    It just never ends, does it?

    • @alastorcorvus
      @alastorcorvus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      nothing ever ends.

    • @SignificantNumberOfBeavers
      @SignificantNumberOfBeavers 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What makes me sick is the same idiot Republicans that stuck their heads up their butts to ignore Trump's blatant corruption are now screaming about Hunter paying his dad back for a car.

    • @findthejoytg
      @findthejoytg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Americans were totally clueless. And sadly, so many have chosen to remain that way. Today is 1/1/2024. We are looking at a possible Trump dictatorship.

    • @jerrysizzler44
      @jerrysizzler44 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I haven't been right since he won. It was a notable shift in social integrity. :(

    • @user-me3cr9bb4d
      @user-me3cr9bb4d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude, I think I'm gonna wet myself😂😂😂😂
      This aged soooo well!
      My ribs hurt! 😂😂😂😂
      Oh, you had no idea how much worse it was gonna get!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ivalene
    @Ivalene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5753

    If trump took a dump on a desk, not only would people defend him, they would somehow blame Obama

    • @needsbleach1819
      @needsbleach1819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Elexess Ashley You know that turd would turn out to be Russian some how too.

    • @polemic9029
      @polemic9029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Elexess Ashley or illegal immigrants

    • @gusstavv
      @gusstavv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Or bring "Killary private server emails"

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Or respond "But, Hillary's emails!"

    • @dalx21
      @dalx21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol, without a doubt.

  • @christsuke873
    @christsuke873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    if he took a dump on his desk you would defend him
    DAMN A.C. way to get RAW

    • @shantoreywilkins1123
      @shantoreywilkins1123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🎭🃏😂😹💸🎥📹🔬📽🌟☀⭐💎🔥💯👑👁👁🐝🆗

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chris Tsuke Anderson Cooper takes no prisoners.

    • @hdcandela5697
      @hdcandela5697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who wants to take a dump in John Oliver's 10 Million Dollar Penthouse that he bought with a Trump tax break????? John Oliver is a fake. He is no friend of the people. John Oliver is a manipulator.

    • @TheDesertFox1940
      @TheDesertFox1940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HD Candela do you have evidence for that claim or are you just talking out of your ass?

    • @MathasarSalazar2
      @MathasarSalazar2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HD Candela George Bush was also related to the colonel and had the secret ingredients to KFC chicken. that's what started the Iraq war! See I can make shit up too!

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    Man what a wildly innocent time this was. Like, none of this even registers compared to the level of bullshit we've made it to in the six years since.

    • @NotFluplaxio
      @NotFluplaxio หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah things went from goofy to despicable and many were none the wiser

  • @paulh.7833
    @paulh.7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    2017: What would a Trump impeachment look like?
    2022: Which one?

  • @Levyathyn
    @Levyathyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5661

    "... there's no sex, there's no money... this is a boring scandal."
    Boy, THAT didn't age well.

    • @erin7818
      @erin7818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      absolutely

    • @tiberseptim8434
      @tiberseptim8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Toori Baba i like that you use „for free this time“ because usually he pays 130k for it so his wife doesn’t find out :)

    • @hamzahsajjad7952
      @hamzahsajjad7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@tiberseptim8434 fucking hell that was a brilliant response
      Bravo

    • @jahnyermjukur5974
      @jahnyermjukur5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      No sex, (Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougall don't exist), no money (250million$ for Ukraine, 130k$ for Stormy and 150k$ish for Karen)... Boring scandal

    • @justaperson8385
      @justaperson8385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Levyathyn
      Just like tan suit and “fancy burger”

  • @julien8084
    @julien8084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    *I have 100x more respect for Anderson Cooper*

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Mr. Julien Only 100x? My respect for him is OVER 9000

    • @glandersonbooper2398
      @glandersonbooper2398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr. Julien Glanderson Booper

    • @warmasternum
      @warmasternum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      0 x 100= 0 too bad...

    • @chriseffpunkt4333
      @chriseffpunkt4333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well played :D

    • @GelebFlamebringer
      @GelebFlamebringer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Anyone know why the media is talking about bs like Russian Collusion (with zero evidence) rather than talking about the actual issues like:
      Trump Abolishing the estate tax (One family alone getting a $49 billion tax break)

  • @lmr4403
    @lmr4403 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    A reminder after 6 years: This is not normal.
    I have been slowly getting used to all the scandals, so I hope we can someday remind ourselves that: This is not normal.

    • @mikemichaelson120
      @mikemichaelson120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this scandal was literally fake, the steel dossier was fake, it was genuinely falsified. you just fell for it

  • @ThranThruse
    @ThranThruse ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I love seeing all the comments from over the years and remembering how each different thing at the time was “the biggest thing yet” and it’s still going on and on and on with no end in sight.

    • @acemarston8186
      @acemarston8186 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right? I almost forgot about everything in this video 😅

    • @maxmuller2997
      @maxmuller2997 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am on the right and am enjoying the show, but now we have have ye 24 which is even better

    • @rebeccahulthe1098
      @rebeccahulthe1098 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its like dragonball Z. He just keeps getting stronger but unlike goku his version of super saian punches is racist tweets set to love songs about Putin

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had literally no memory of this whatsoever

    • @chetmcdonald
      @chetmcdonald ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like something they dust off and pull out the closest when they need to score some points at the ballot box but yet... Nobody is arrested, nothing new and important people say important things. I unregistered to vote. It's all BS

  • @poropuri
    @poropuri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    if Trump actually get impeached, he's just gonna gloat as usual...
    "greatest impeachment procedures ever, we got tremendous ratings, I'm the best at get impeached."

    • @cjconcannon8713
      @cjconcannon8713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I could actually see him doing that, which is ridiculous in its own right.

    • @bjelar
      @bjelar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maybe 1.5 million people will actually show up this time.

    • @KO-OG-Passport-Bro-1997
      @KO-OG-Passport-Bro-1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bjelar, lmao...now that's funny

    • @Luwab
      @Luwab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "ive got impeachments - the best impeachments"

    • @Edible_Kittens
      @Edible_Kittens 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I think he has the capability of being sad and we just don't see it, because what other face can he put on?

  • @mikeramey5853
    @mikeramey5853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3783

    This will be buried in these comments... to the person who made that graphic of the kid catching the parents 69'ing, you are a master of the graphic arts. I salute you.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Mike Ramey : Now your comment has reached 69 likes. 😂

    • @mikeramey5853
      @mikeramey5853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      So much for being buried...

    • @Marmoset2009
      @Marmoset2009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And yours id 4 and rising!

    • @alexstarodubtsev1809
      @alexstarodubtsev1809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brett Stewart

    • @mikeramey5853
      @mikeramey5853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is Brett Stewart the artist?

  • @TheNinthGenerarion
    @TheNinthGenerarion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    One of my favourite parts about the Garfield assassination is that the killer actually said “I didn’t kill him, the doctors did” which is actually a common idea among historians because if they had modern medicine he would have survived

    • @onothankyou
      @onothankyou ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of your favourite parts?? How does the rest of the list fill out?

    • @pabloni1117
      @pabloni1117 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@onothankyou the dude who killed Garfield was super weird and unhinged

    • @TheNinthGenerarion
      @TheNinthGenerarion ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@onothankyou the assassin had a weird life, I’d highly recommend looking it up

    • @mushu_beardie2556
      @mushu_beardie2556 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@onothankyou Sam O'Nella has a great video about the assassin's weird life.

    • @Madisongs
      @Madisongs 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@onothankyou my favorite part about Charles Guiteau’s life is how he was shunned by the people in a group marriage related religious group and nicknamed “Charles Gitout”

  • @Banana34598
    @Banana34598 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    It’s so weird how this both feels like it wasn’t that long since this happened and simultaneously also like 20 years ago

  • @AjPNLR
    @AjPNLR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    That line from Anderson Cooper made me respect him so much more.

    • @jarredleverton4998
      @jarredleverton4998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Anderson Cooper really is an underrated national Treasure.

    • @eleanoranderson2905
      @eleanoranderson2905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      steve STAR
      Shut up no one needs your shit

    • @nothingforgrantedPS23
      @nothingforgrantedPS23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I hope he calls out more of these empty headed suits!!

    • @nicolletelangdon2694
      @nicolletelangdon2694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If cooper is an underrated national treasure, Trump will be an amazing president. Cooper should be over in Syria doing journalistic work not feeding us bull shit.

    • @00semi00
      @00semi00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Al Phillips You don't even understand how proud of Anderson I am.

  • @ahmedsherrif3724
    @ahmedsherrif3724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I'm fucking scared. Usually Oliver ends the segment with any solution or atleast a suggestion. None was found here.

    • @BigLord
      @BigLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ahmed Sherrif Yeah, it was more like "this is bad. Look at 8 years ago. Those were the good old days....".
      Man. I'm glad I'm on this side of the pond...

    • @andrewlacosse2096
      @andrewlacosse2096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In the 5 or so extra minutes he had dancing penguin muppets at the end. It was much needed after this is excellent but true episode.

    • @bellehibiki6255
      @bellehibiki6255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Short of revolution, there's not much else you -can- do, aside from the usual: keep the pressure up on politicians, try and convince family if you have any in swing states to not vote R while this charlatan is representing the party. Unfortunately, for many, it's less about making the better choice, and more about making sure the "other side" doesn't win.
      I know people get sick of hearing it, but it's even more true now than ever: the midterms coming up are *incredibly important*. Not -JUST- because of the possibility of being able to impeach Trump, but because of the census in 2020, which is also the time when district lines are going to be redrawn - ie. gerrymandering season. Want to see Trump lose by over 10 million votes this time and still win the electoral college? 'cause that's probably what'll happen if R's are allowed to further gerrymander the system.

    • @aloshyreji4313
      @aloshyreji4313 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahmed Sherrif just one....kick him out

    • @supersecret4899
      @supersecret4899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why can't there be a solution for this that doesn't threaten to destabilize the entire world? It seems like waiting out these 4 long years until the presidency ends is the only option, but that's if we even get that far

  • @iamtheuberscoot
    @iamtheuberscoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "Impeachment is probably a long shot" 2017 was such an innocent time considering he was impeached not once but twice before leaving office, not to mention the insurrection

    • @annikarogov
      @annikarogov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget he tried to rope some politician from Georgia into committing voter fraud with him and Guilliani

    • @yunaneomi
      @yunaneomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This list can go on forever. What else do you guys remember?

    • @Charlie-uz8vb
      @Charlie-uz8vb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't wait for Biden to be impeached in 2023 then it will be your turn to say the other party is partisan.

    • @yunaneomi
      @yunaneomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Charlie-uz8vb I mean, the left doesn't like Biden. I am not surprised if he does something deserving of that. But I think you are not in good faith.

    • @abigailhowe8302
      @abigailhowe8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Charlie-uz8vb imagine being such a PATHETIC TWAT that you troll a comment section on a several year old video.

  • @euronimo34
    @euronimo34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Soup or salad? I'm gonna go with the n-word" is up there as the funniest line of this or any show.

  • @QuiteDan
    @QuiteDan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    High treason is a boring scandal.

    • @cheekypasta55
      @cheekypasta55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      dandeentremont "not enough sex" - dude on Fox News.

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dandeentremont Yeah, I want that Drumpf Dump scandal to occur

    • @nickrichmond6284
      @nickrichmond6284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I T S T R E A S O N T H E N *Palpatine Screeching*

    • @lyrachle
      @lyrachle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wonderful comment that actually makes it possible for me to say LOL!

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Comparatively, apparently so.

  • @hanoc101
    @hanoc101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    I also remember Obama being criticized for wearing a tan suit once.

    • @Alicegab300
      @Alicegab300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      omg this shameless bastard

    • @pierrethetrex6106
      @pierrethetrex6106 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      hanoc101 I miss when this was the biggest presidential scandal...

    • @RacconAndMT
      @RacconAndMT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Pierre TheTRex
      *Meanwhile, at Time Magazine*
      Two scoops of ice cream! TWO SCOOPS!
      Seriously, both sides have blown ridiculous shit way out of proportion. Are you seriously going to pretend that that was the biggest issue with Obama?

    • @pierrethetrex6106
      @pierrethetrex6106 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      RacconAndMT you could disagree with his policies, but no scandals

    • @Mybpeterson
      @Mybpeterson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      They also lambasted him for saluting with a coffee in his hand as he boarded the Presidential helicopter on the WH lawn.

  • @MrsBauckman
    @MrsBauckman ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Watching this in 2023, and laughing about how sweet and innocent we all were back in the day …

  • @phlooney
    @phlooney 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Wild to be watching this in March of 2024.

  • @xxxxmimi
    @xxxxmimi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    I dont understand why US politicians even talk about their religion. Religion and politics shouldnt mix, look at all the problems that different religions have caused around the world.

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      xxxxmimi name a senator that isn't a self proclaimed christian. The vast majority of the country is christian, they can't get elected without saying it

    • @shannondeyong4289
      @shannondeyong4289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Rice Waster Aleks ...a senator who isn't a self-proclaimed Christian? Bernie Sanders, for one.

    • @UltimateDrDoom
      @UltimateDrDoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shannon DeYong Independent politicians are rising. Non religious politicians are rising. But for the vast majority of people that actually vote they have to hear their politicians are Christian or they don't get elected. It is declining. That is the good news. But it still happens and will for the foreseeable future.

    • @crixxxxxxxxx
      @crixxxxxxxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Because pandering to the conservative Christian voting block is lucrative in securing votes, that's why.

    • @zamundaaa776
      @zamundaaa776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      grandmasterjoshh in North Korea religion *is* the current political system, or better the other way around
      Didn't you pay attention in school? North Korea is a totalitarian dictatorship
      And human dignity and such things are logical. They don't need a religion to be justified, and nobody wants the shit that comes along with having a religion in politics
      Just look at pretty much anything that goes wrong in this world, you will find many who will justify it with religion and then no reasoning is applied

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    I, for one, am simply relieved that Anderson Cooper is indeed a fallible human being, and not an android created to make me feel insecure about my physical imperfections.

    • @ADogToy
      @ADogToy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I mean, next to Anderson Cooper, I still feel insecure about my physical imperfections, only highlighted by his blemishes being the thing good dreams are made of.

    • @vinnyibarra
      @vinnyibarra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He's an elf.

    • @rickettamoore2419
      @rickettamoore2419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What-If Machine Xander DA

    • @ladraper7134
      @ladraper7134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What-If Machine he be short

    • @airbreather123
      @airbreather123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol literally a CIA trained member of the Vanderbilt family

  • @ccyamato
    @ccyamato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching this is 2021. Boy were we naïve. Sweet Summer 2017 Children.

  • @lizzyd9082
    @lizzyd9082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    3:00 “this is the most serious charge made against a sitting president of the United States” feels like a joke in 2021

  • @MyChevySonic
    @MyChevySonic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "I'm a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order."
    So... America last?

    • @kevinmcintyre170
      @kevinmcintyre170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pence, You're a Fake, a Phony, a Rice-a-Roni Jabroni.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin McIntyre 😁😂😁😂👍👏👏👍

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's interesting.
      Don't think any of my countrymen would say:
      "I'm a Conservative/Liberal, a coffee-lover and a Hungarian".
      It is because everybody knows.
      Not sure why an American has to state that he is indeed an American. The accent gives it away anyway lol.
      Imagine the Mexican president saying: "I love beans, I hate the idea of the fucking wall and I'm Mexican". Same problem here: everybody knows.

    • @elena-xj4uk
      @elena-xj4uk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sirinwara because we have to say America as much as possible or else we lose interest

    • @RichardA.-yi5sz
      @RichardA.-yi5sz หลายเดือนก่อน

      He left out “moron.”

  • @mirih4239
    @mirih4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    "...just *4 days ago,* which is the equivalent of 150 years in 2017 time"
    **laughs in 2020**

    • @mirih4239
      @mirih4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Google Mtn because it's scientifically impossible for two people to have similar ideas about the same, obvious subject

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @xxGodx sometimes it's laugh with cynical bitterness, or go on a bombing spree. i think laughter is the better option.

    • @Sarah-wh7td
      @Sarah-wh7td 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it’s january 2021. i’m jealous.

    • @aldenheterodyne2833
      @aldenheterodyne2833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm still processing 2020 and 2022 is looming less than 2 months away. Remember in 2016 when we were looking forward to 2020 because that's when Trump could be voted out? Luckily he _has_ been voted out or else we'd be even more up shit creek than we already are.

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2021: I like my straight jacket.

  • @victoriaschroll4324
    @victoriaschroll4324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Re-watching this in 2022 to remember the good ol' days-
    Almost soothing in a way.

  • @KantoKait
    @KantoKait 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Can we get an episode where John rewatches this episode, and contrasts where we are now, as the court proceedings wrap up?!

  • @celeschan90
    @celeschan90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Last week was like watching 3 seasons of House of Cards in one sitting.

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "Trump has stolen all of our ideas for season six." - Robin Wright

    • @anonamous365
      @anonamous365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fancy Pancy yup just as real too

    • @Rikku147
      @Rikku147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Fancy Pancy except at least House of Cards is ran by smart people. This is just a clusterfuck.

    • @xShinigami-gk2um
      @xShinigami-gk2um 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not realy Frank Underwood is smart and outplays his opponents i dont think you can say that about trump

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fancy Pancy LOL i stopped watching house of cards because I think it is boring now compared to this!

  • @jesseworsham2702
    @jesseworsham2702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Mike pence thinks mayonnaise is spicy

    • @Cynt12345
      @Cynt12345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesse Worsham 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dada-xk9qe
      @dada-xk9qe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HOOSIER

    • @MG-kw5lw
      @MG-kw5lw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Then he's not going to like Trump's c*m.

    • @wellplayed2175
      @wellplayed2175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He thinks it's a fucking instrument

    • @jesseworsham2702
      @jesseworsham2702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WellPlayed he thinks horseradish is an instrument as well

  • @ANIpJs
    @ANIpJs ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Rewatching this in 2023, ah simpler times. Before the pandemic, the insurrection attempt, the various drawn out investigations.

    • @SundayPancakeBreakfast
      @SundayPancakeBreakfast 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rewatching this in 2023, ah simpler times. Before the pandemic, the [self guided capital tour], the various drawn out investigations.

  • @davewebb9452
    @davewebb9452 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Watching this in August 2023, it all seems so quaint.

    • @idolgin776
      @idolgin776 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tru dat.

  • @sadsackofflour2697
    @sadsackofflour2697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    "If he took a dump on his desk you would defend him"
    Aw, poor Anderson looks like a goddamn exhausted parent having to deal with a spoiled child 24/7 xD

    • @lolalinda97
      @lolalinda97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Branwen LittleBird
      I'm surprised he hasn't snapped sooner with all the bullshit from cnn trump supporters and kellyanne

    • @a.s.5262
      @a.s.5262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You guys do know that CNN intentionally include their paid Trump supporters to stirr up controversy and boost their views.

    • @natedogg6666
      @natedogg6666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ordinary Username no I didn't know that. Probably because it's not true

    • @jessuka
      @jessuka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nate Dogg It probably is true, though. I bet Fox does the same thing.

    • @SolyomSzava
      @SolyomSzava 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      While I'm pretty sure they do that at least occasionally (and probably a lot more than I give them credit for), in Trump's case, paying people to create controversy might be a waste of money.... the US has plenty of elected officials filling those shoes, for "free".

  • @ConditionOfMan
    @ConditionOfMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    "Christian, Conservative, Republican, in that order" So, where down the line are you an American?

    • @unrulymuse
      @unrulymuse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      ConditionOfMan Even more importantly, where down the line is he a human being?

    • @StealthMarmot_
      @StealthMarmot_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      This assumes he is a human being to begin with and not the skin of a human surrounding a pile of hatred and evil.

    • @boscorner
      @boscorner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ConditionOfMan to him, christian and American should be synonymous.

    • @vainermars779
      @vainermars779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      most of America is not christian

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vainer Mars You sure 'bout that?

  • @ajgnexus
    @ajgnexus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    watching this in 2021 is a fun trip down memory lane

  • @meganwalters7745
    @meganwalters7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4972

    “THIS IS THE WORST CHARGE MADE AGAINST A SITTING PRESIDENT!”
    *laughs in 2021 insurrection*

    • @alexlaney1039
      @alexlaney1039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I know right

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Like you, I am watching this is 2021, and I am wondering how in the @%@#% anyone can stand by this pile of garbage. I find it almost inconceivable that 70+ million people voted to re-elect this inept wretch. If there WAS election fraud, I'm willing to bet it's the greater part of that 70 million - and that this is why so many around Trump told him there was no fraud. If they had been sitting at a table, his advisors would be kicking his shin under the table every time he raised the subject of fraud.

    • @craigory87
      @craigory87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is incredible

    • @deopunk8936
      @deopunk8936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ha yeah everything has gotten ten times more real since 2017.

    • @hermione4g
      @hermione4g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I had to come look at the video because I was so certain that this was about the insurection

  • @erinlong2872
    @erinlong2872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    2017: the last seven days have been absolutely insane
    2020: Hold my beer
    2021: hold my confederate flag and Viking helmet, gonna storm the Capitol, brb

    • @henrywood1304
      @henrywood1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Don’t forget your buffalo fur

    • @kermitenthusiast485
      @kermitenthusiast485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@henrywood1304And your assault rifle

    • @shadowdemon1375
      @shadowdemon1375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@kermitenthusiast485 AND MY AX!!

    • @ltbeefy9054
      @ltbeefy9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Messed that one up. He needs the flag and helmet when storming.

    • @devongarvie6261
      @devongarvie6261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just leave the mask behind bro

  • @OfficerDok1996
    @OfficerDok1996 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That burger story blew my mind. Asking for mustard is a completely normal thing to ask and Fox News treated it like he asked for gold leaves!

  • @anthonyb3209
    @anthonyb3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Rewatching in 2021 to remember a simpler time. It did not get better, this shit was normalized, and the bar has been set so low that a piece of paper can't get under in a limbo contest. God this was so long ago

  • @BreakDanceFight
    @BreakDanceFight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Please don't blame those of us from Indiana for Pence. We didn't like him as governor.

    • @ericanimations4243
      @ericanimations4243 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt Bentley im gonna be going to college there next year 😳

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Matt Bentley So you got rid of him and now the ENTIRE country has to suffer! Cruel shoes.

    • @payman1023
      @payman1023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matt Bentley
      there is some blame because you elected him.

    • @alaly1027
      @alaly1027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Matt Bentley I'm in Indiana....that didn't stop 70% of the voters from choosing him.

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Matt Bentley but the state did elect him...

  • @Robbie1308
    @Robbie1308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2916

    History books in 2030 are going to be so funny

    • @dragontyron
      @dragontyron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      They'll omit this part.
      United States is not fond of documenting its own fuck-ups.

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      i'm still confused why we're suppose to remember the Alamo. it's a horrible story, people would receive land grants if they moved to texas and became mexican citizens so they moved in took the land and didn't keep their end of the bargain so they were asked to leave but instead they chose to stay and take up arms against them and when they were all killed at the alamo it fucking inspired more people from America to join the Texian army and take the land.
      it's just the story of what should've been a pretty good deal that became successful betrayal

    • @sresner7
      @sresner7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      robbie498 bet you 10 bucks there won't be history books in 2030 :/

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Can't have history books in 2030 if there _is_ no 2030.

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Islam conquers the West."

  • @danhurl1349
    @danhurl1349 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this in 2023. I legitimately don't remember this.

  • @kaylahaynes6799
    @kaylahaynes6799 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Coming from 2022, we are on our 100th stupid Watergate

  • @TooMuchThought
    @TooMuchThought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    Comey-comey-comey-comey-chameleon!

    • @timefortimbo
      @timefortimbo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      why is this not top comment

    • @LotsaJunk
      @LotsaJunk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no clue man

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You come and go, you come and go...

    • @poe_slaw
      @poe_slaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      needs one more "comey"

    • @yrmoma
      @yrmoma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This was my first thought hearing the guy say chameleon. I was beat by a few hours. Feels bad man

  • @mondhase5915
    @mondhase5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    "I don't know about you, but this week has drained me." Oh, sweet summerchild....

    • @susanclarke7129
      @susanclarke7129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      4 months later...Oh you sweet April child!

    • @AaronScottLawford
      @AaronScottLawford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2 months later..... oh boy

    • @user-ze7sj4qy6q
      @user-ze7sj4qy6q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yikes

    • @fleeingglory4352
      @fleeingglory4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Pack Anna oh you sweet child it only got worse.

    • @rextraostwinmoon4303
      @rextraostwinmoon4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fleeingglory4352 Uhh...that got me thinking, do you reckon in a year or two things will be even worse and people will update on your comment? Amercian Civil War? WWIII? Aliens? A nuclear warhead going off? Scarce water or insufficient chocolate production? Famine? Money inequality? Billionaire going crazy? Your guess is as good as mine.

  • @scottmiller5331
    @scottmiller5331 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Anyone here in 2024 worried about the future…

  • @rlwalker2
    @rlwalker2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    August 14, 2021: This is STILL one of the best Oliver shows. Amazingly funny.

  • @MrVenomousEye
    @MrVenomousEye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    at 6'8, James Comey should've told Trump to meet him 1 on 1 on the basketball court lmao dunking in the name of justice

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sal Ornelas😂😂😂😂

    • @jorgito8632
      @jorgito8632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Drumpf would have cried that Comey cheated and that the game was against him. It was rigged.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trump invited him to play bball but Comey thought that was super inappropriate.

    • @TobiasMartochko
      @TobiasMartochko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Afaf Benhara, No Obama did that.
      Trump thinks exercising is bad for you.

    • @charlesku4308
      @charlesku4308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no way a man like Comey, a fuckin rise to the top FBI Director, will let a millionaire draft dodging reality star get off this easy.
      An accounting is coming for Trump and all his bs.

  • @CheGypter
    @CheGypter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    as a 20 year old Norwegian, i watch these news cycles as entertainement...but then i remember i live in the same world...

    • @TheBingleichwiederda
      @TheBingleichwiederda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CheGypter Same here 😂

    • @dp-r9856
      @dp-r9856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      CheGypter As a twenty years old American, I mostly cry myself to sleep now.

    • @dennisbliek4807
      @dennisbliek4807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Od P-R i believe you , you sound like a crybaby.

    • @miaposamarie226
      @miaposamarie226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This shouldn't be funny considering;
      A. There's 300million people p
      On the line and
      B. The United state's has it's webs in everything so if we fall and keep fucking up all of Europe is falling to the sink hole too.

    • @gw8813
      @gw8813 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're such a badass! Wow!

  • @michander4008
    @michander4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I just keep re-watching these months later and re-surprise myself at the accuracy of the downfall of american politics captured in real time on Johns show.

  • @omeysalvi
    @omeysalvi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is one of my favourite episodes to re-watch over and over again

  • @Nowasta
    @Nowasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Wait, since when did fucking Dijon mustard become an elite condiment?

    • @bondjames8225
      @bondjames8225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Since Fox news needed to fill a 24 hour news cycle and saw an opportunity to say "look at this young uppity liberal we have as a president!"

    • @matt61387
      @matt61387 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not calling John Oliver slanted in his coverage(/s), but I'm pretty sure the big complaint against obama at this point was $3 trillion in unfunded spending the details of which the White House was refusing to give out until after the bill was passed. In fact nearly one hundred billion dollars of that money disappeared without a trace over the following two years. Not Dijon mustard.

    • @MrWisski
      @MrWisski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "details of which the White House was refusing to give out until after the bill was passed"
      I'm amazed they're still paying shills to keep repeating this proven bullshit.

    • @5pctLowBattery
      @5pctLowBattery 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can't you buy Dijon mustard at Walmart? And the Dollar Tree? What's elite about that? Because he wants it on a burger, and normal Americans don't put Dijon on a burger. But they relate to a guy that likes his steaks well done with ketchup on top.

    • @dirkanderson9552
      @dirkanderson9552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      matt - every version of the bill was online prior to vote. Alternate facts are not facts.

  • @thomasmichaels1671
    @thomasmichaels1671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    in the Netherlands if a government doesn't work we hold new elections, not switch one failure for his descendant failure...

    • @DwazeHoer
      @DwazeHoer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Tom Mass our impeachment process was put in place back when second place in our election became the vp. In other words Hillary would have been the vp based on how things used to be done so ya. The rules need updated but i don't expect it to ever happen.

    • @dikkeroege
      @dikkeroege 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So why did you guys change that. Who thought that would be a good idea? I mean in the Netherlands the deputy prime minister is still never from the largest party. And I don't see that ever changing.

    • @LegendNinja41
      @LegendNinja41 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      yea but the Netherlands also seem to have reasonable politics...

    • @keithhampton7395
      @keithhampton7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And free healthcare. Go figure.

    • @rossmore4682
      @rossmore4682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nothing is free.

  • @chojay13
    @chojay13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so trippy to watch this in 2022 post Mar-A-Lago search warrant...

  • @wayneburton8168
    @wayneburton8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Truly one of the best episodes among many . So glad I rewatched this. Well done LWT!.

  • @brandonpetruska7459
    @brandonpetruska7459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    The last clip showing what people were complaining about at this time in the Obama administration is the most telling.

    • @ossssssssssssssssssssss
      @ossssssssssssssssssssss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure, it tells me that Obama may have lacked enough interesting opinions worth discussing.

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Last time I checked being corrupt isn't an opinion, but okay.

    • @brandonpetruska7459
      @brandonpetruska7459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It really irks you Trump victims (because that's what you are by letting him exploit you for your lack of political common sense) that not only was Obama one of the better presidents, he was miles better than trump could ever hope to be on his best day.

    • @justaperson98
      @justaperson98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So, a scandal is what qualifies something as interesting? I prefer my government to be as boring as possible, frankly.

    • @peterbergeon2526
      @peterbergeon2526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Sorry Obama wasn't contemplating boasting confidential material to the Russians to fill his ego. I guess it never even crossed his mind to do something so stupid.

  • @danamoss1171
    @danamoss1171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

    This legit feels like it was fifty years ago.

    • @Liansuo_Lv
      @Liansuo_Lv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dana Moss I know right

    • @IBeSyd84
      @IBeSyd84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      this administration feels like it's taken 50 years off my life

    • @MusicSavvy0419
      @MusicSavvy0419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn't it?

    • @ashenmoonclash
      @ashenmoonclash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen!

    • @myevilresident3001
      @myevilresident3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ive just rewatched this 11 months after your comment and with almost everyday filled with more bizxare trump stuff n his friends getting arrested at the moment it seems like hes been President all my life

  • @kabii_kins
    @kabii_kins ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5 years later it actually became Watergate

  • @kristienorsedragonwebber1328
    @kristienorsedragonwebber1328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    these are 100% good questions and still apply, even though it’s 4 years later.

  • @adrianaEDC
    @adrianaEDC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Republican congressmen calling for impeachment is the most telling sign for me. When the rats start jumping ship, you know it's sinking.

    • @landoncalrissian9908
      @landoncalrissian9908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm sure you have a nuanced understanding of American politics and all, but establishment conservatives (i.e. The ones taking lobbyist money sent from corporate interests) have always opposed trump. Trump is a wildcard that cannot be controlled. You may have liked Hillary, you may have liked Sanders, but the truth of the matter is this. Hillary thrives on corporate greed and government expansionism, and Bernie wants to steal the economic viability of future generations to illicit votes of those who made poor decisions in becoming debtors in a system of of decreasing higher educational worth. Trump was the right guy at the right time.

    • @russianbot2179
      @russianbot2179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You do realize those Republicans did everything in their power to stop Trump from getting elected right? They are not jumping ship, they were never on the ship to begin with... Trump is against the establishment, the media, and propaganda such as TV shows like John Oliver. But he still can't be stumped!

    • @drop469
      @drop469 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Graham and McCain are not Republicans.

    • @benb9623
      @benb9623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Uh how are they not republicans? You can claim they are not conservatives sure, but them being Republicans is pretty much an objective fact, since they are members of the Republican party

    • @monoclesquid9667
      @monoclesquid9667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Landon Calrissian "BUT HILLARY"
      Ahhahahahahahahahahahaha
      Ahahahahhahhahahhahahaha
      Hahhahahaahhhahhahahhahh
      Oh, you poor, poor child.

  • @greeniehead8094
    @greeniehead8094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Trump is speedrunning the Nixon presidency. And he's doing a really fucking good job at it so far.

    • @9VoltRobot
      @9VoltRobot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Greenie Head NG+ will be pretty intense

    • @professoroak5162
      @professoroak5162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Greenie Head but hes going to exclude any environment saving

    • @raikenleo1902
      @raikenleo1902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      trump looked at nixon's biography and told jared kushner.... "hold my golfbat"

    • @basedsenpai7325
      @basedsenpai7325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Greenie Head Trump is currently trying to figure out how to wrong warp from Mar-A-Lago to his impeachment trial.

    • @crimzonshooter
      @crimzonshooter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so far, he's on WR pace... WHERE THE DUCKS AT!? I SEE GOLD SPLITS EVERYWHERE!

  • @KellySmith-gp9tq
    @KellySmith-gp9tq ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I decided to revisit the Stupid Watergate videos today. Oh those were such innocent days compared to now! Never in my vivid nightmares would I have ever come up with inciting an insurrection, attempted to create Constitutional Crisis and bringing our democracy to it's knees all in one day.

  • @julianparsons3027
    @julianparsons3027 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:38
    "... hiding in my blue drapes with a *_bright red_* tie."

  • @nicholasavasthi9879
    @nicholasavasthi9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Anyone back here after Trump asked the Georgia Secretary of State to “find 11,780 votes”, thus technically committing voter fraud?

    • @erinlong2872
      @erinlong2872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Anyone here after that attempt failed and so he incited an insurrection, and is about to be the only president to be impeached twice?

    • @clovercurator7997
      @clovercurator7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@erinlong2872 anyone here just so goddamn tired, man?

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@clovercurator7997 I've ran out of popcorn and now in this salt and butter stuffed torpor, all I can do is weep at the fact this man could have nuked me because our premier prefers biking over cars

    • @alteredstates3316
      @alteredstates3316 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone here after a jury found Trump guilty of raping E. Jean Carroll. With each year it just gets wilder and wilder.

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@erinlong2872anyone here after Trump became the first former president to be indicted four times adding up to a grand total of 91 felony charges

  • @FrostyWheats
    @FrostyWheats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    “What would a Trump impeachment look like?”
    Well then that aged well

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Except for the part that turns out, nothing happened, the guy got impeached and then still in power

    • @FrostyWheats
      @FrostyWheats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Serence Frostbite did you even watch any of this LWT episode or have a vague understanding of politics. He was impeached. He doesn’t have to be removed from power. It was unlikely that he was going to be removed in the first place. When the story was written it was under the impression that impeachment won’t, but should, happen. It did and we know how it turned out

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@FrostyWheats point is, he was impeached....then.......what? he's still in power, he's still screwing things up, still causing people headache. This "impeachment" thing is having as much effectiveness as parents telling their kid "You're not going to live under my roof anymore" and then just let the kid stay their anyway.
      As in, it does nothing. What's the big deal about something that does nothing?

    • @FrostyWheats
      @FrostyWheats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Serence Frostbite because of the precedent it sets for future congress members. Because it shows that he did indeed do wrongdoing. Because it brings his wrongdoing into the public spotlight. Because in the future we’ll look back at the senators that voted against removal from office and recognize that it was the wrong thing to do.
      You have a very clear lack of understand of what impeachment is. Impressive

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FrostyWheats it's also showing that "yes this guy did the wrong thing, we all acknowledge it, and the senators that voted against the removal from office were wrong......anyway we decided not to do anything about so future generation gonna have hindsights lol"
      Anyway my friend, in my country, when a government official is busted for a crime, they lose their position, get fined or jail time depends on the severity of the crime. Guess what? That also shows they did the wrong thing, brings it to the public, and future generations still gonna be able to look back and say "yeah that was the wrong thing to do"
      So yeah, I don't have any understanding about what impeachment is, because that's not a thing in my country, and so far from your reasoning, I still don't see why it's even a thing to begin with. Why not punish the wrongdoing now? Is American generations later just decide not to learn from this if you guys punish him now?

  • @humblebird
    @humblebird ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sometimes I like to come back to video to reminisce over how simple things used to be

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh John, you sweet summer child, you had no idea what was coming.

  • @vennom14
    @vennom14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    I too, miss my life before Trump was elected as President.

    • @Schamploo44
      @Schamploo44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nothing has changed

    • @mattg6728
      @mattg6728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Steven Nguyen have a child, have a minor drug charge, be a minority.
      shit is completely different.

    • @marcusyoung2870
      @marcusyoung2870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt G Don't know what world you living in. Mine is the same pre- and post-election.

    • @JamesUmbrello
      @JamesUmbrello 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dramma Queens lol. Your First World Problems make you all sound like Pussies.

    • @huydinni
      @huydinni 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty sure he's a minority from Vietnamese descent judging from his last name

  • @amanmangor
    @amanmangor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    Two years later and I honestly had trouble remembering this investigation Because there's been so many

    • @pta9191
      @pta9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like we are living in a bad episode of The Twilight Zone. 2020

    • @dennysdonuts4918
      @dennysdonuts4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Trump presidency has numbed the American public to so many scandals and issues. He doesn't directly denounce white supremacy because he's supported by it, he protects companies over workers, he allowed Covid to infect Americans more than necessary, he had a porn star scandal, multiple instances of misusing campaign donations, he's been impeached, he's continuously attempted to de-value the American presidental election, and that's not even HALF. It's ridiculous.

    • @meems4378
      @meems4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dennysdonuts4918 just you wait! It gets even better (or worse) not sure anymore!

    • @bgorski6937
      @bgorski6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dennysdonuts4918 that’s not even 10%...

    • @blseodm
      @blseodm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meems4378 And a week later, failed lawsuits due to lack of actual evidence. Another L from the Trump team.

  • @nebulan
    @nebulan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Back when we thought this was bad

  • @riversong4997
    @riversong4997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If Jared was a spice, he'd be flour.

  • @Legendd
    @Legendd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    Christ this feels like it was a century ago.

    • @LBCGriffin
      @LBCGriffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Legend last month feels like a century ago

    • @williamtoccijr9579
      @williamtoccijr9579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LBCGriffin fuck that...last week feels like a damn millennium

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      maybe it was, maybe we are stuck in a heavy gravity field and time is moving slower and trumps chaotic insanity is holding it at bay :p

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not sure I remember 4 months ago clearly.

    • @williamtoccijr9579
      @williamtoccijr9579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OrigamiMarie I’m not sure I remember last week

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    John Oliver (2017): "This is not normal."
    John Oliver (2020): Hold my beer.

    • @JoshJenrayAK47
      @JoshJenrayAK47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So subtly accurate...

    • @Sarah-wh7td
      @Sarah-wh7td 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i’m so ready for 2021 oliver

    • @adamfernandez3846
      @adamfernandez3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Oliver (2021): i'm ready for Simpin' Kylo Ren

    • @JukeCubed
      @JukeCubed 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You poor fools had no idea

  • @maddyherrera7734
    @maddyherrera7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    so much has happened since 2017 i honestly didn't remember any of this happened until i rewatched this video

  • @barbaralachance5836
    @barbaralachance5836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well, fast forward to April 2022 and fox news is going on about Biden eating a pizza!! 😂😂😂

  • @dyfferential
    @dyfferential 7 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    this man John Oliver is a damn savage, and I LOVE IT

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dylan McPhail I love the irony that a very British man knows more about American politics than most Americans do

    • @julesnagbunga1204
      @julesnagbunga1204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has lived in the US for many years!

  • @charemchavrutah
    @charemchavrutah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    To be fair to Comey, dressing like a tree would've blown his cover from Sean Spicer hiding behind him. 😛

    • @medraut6599
      @medraut6599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LOL

    • @CoreyAdolfi
      @CoreyAdolfi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rav Aharon ben Yisrael You sir are a genius

    • @BFFsEngineer
      @BFFsEngineer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sean spicer would've hidden in his pocket

    • @aryasuri9421
      @aryasuri9421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Come on man, don't be like that. Melissa McCarthy is a national treasure. If she wants to hide behind a tree...I say let her.

  • @meeksz5445
    @meeksz5445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your exuberance and glee. The ability to be excited and silly about serious issues

  • @amyfreedman6461
    @amyfreedman6461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who knew we’d be looking back at this, thinking “those were the good ole days”

  • @avoravariantofroar3016
    @avoravariantofroar3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    "2017 was the worst year"
    2020 - "hold my beer"

    • @steveaustin2686
      @steveaustin2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's now Jun 1st 2020 and a month ago seemed like the golden years. The country is burning because yet another person of color was killed by bad police officers for no reason. Our POS whiny little coward baby 'president' is hiding in a bunker in the basement of the White House because he is fundamentally incapable of showing any empathy or of leading the country. Trump could not lead a pack of dogs to a pile of meat on the floor! I shudder to think what it will be like as November rolls around and Trump's only out for his crimes is to either get elected again or take down the country, because he has a good start on dismantling the country already.

    • @Galactic_fart_sniffer
      @Galactic_fart_sniffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@steveaustin2686 just you wait. Things will get much worse. Ill be back in a few months from now to tell you i told u so.

    • @elliesanders5525
      @elliesanders5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's no f****** joke. I've been watching quite a few older episodes is last week tonight usually after the new ones come on and I watch them and then algorithm suggest these and it's scary to think how little time has passed and how much has happened in that time. I remember going through Netflix in mid 2019 and I have this odd feeling that it was hard to go and listen to NE stand up comedy that didn't take place in the Trump era because that's the only thing I need relief from right now. It's sad that I miss less than a year ago but what's happening right now is necessary we have to fight and we can't stop! Where is supposed to be the best country in the world and it's timely fucking acted like it!

    • @SeventyRS
      @SeventyRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@steveaustin2686 he could do us all a favor and save the country millions of dollars fighting his sure to come appeals in court when he gets arrested for his crimes after he loses the office and they drag his sorry ass out kicking and screaming of the white house by going out the same way his buddy Epstein did. No incarceration costs. No legal expenses. No worrying about having to hear his pathetic voice on Fox "news" complaining about how he's treated and doesn't deserve it. But honestly I'd rather see him locked in a hole somewhere without access to twitter, phones or media people. Cut off his ability to communicate. And put a giant TV right outside of his cell that ran replays of him losing the election and being criticized by the media 24/7 at full volume. Run footage of people around the world dancing in the street celebrating his loss. And footage of all of his cronies in orange jumpsuits getting dragged off to other prisons getting the same treatment as him. I would happily spend my tax dollars on his incarceration and denial of freedom.

    • @mweskamppp
      @mweskamppp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "hold my corona"

  • @kairifroehlich5789
    @kairifroehlich5789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    My Congressman, McCain, was literally tortured for years and Trump compares people not liking him to what McCain went through....

    • @johnnygunther1721
      @johnnygunther1721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Kairi Froehlich hey don't forget he also called him out and said he wasn't a hero because he got captured

    • @smac919
      @smac919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      McCain is a tough son of bitch and isnt too horrible as a republican. I wrote an essay on him back in the day, one of the things that stood out the most is, McCain cannot raise his arms higher than his waist without being in excruciating pain because he was bound by his wrists and hung from them, behind his back for months.

    • @biostarkick7
      @biostarkick7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      McCain is one of the few current GOP Congressmen I have any degree of respect for.

    • @kimiscool7
      @kimiscool7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I agree. It will be guys like Mccain that will (I hope) save us from Trump!

    • @aprilmazae4811
      @aprilmazae4811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rick Delgado My state did too. There are a lot of dumb people in NC.

  • @1000rocket
    @1000rocket 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Seeing this in 2024, just makes me laugh and cry

  • @shadow3d1
    @shadow3d1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh 2017, my sweet summer child, you were so young

  • @chasingautumns
    @chasingautumns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2924

    It says something about 2020 that re-watching this feels nostalgic.

    • @chasejones7008
      @chasejones7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Being outside, only worried about porn stars and collusion with only 1 country. The good ole days.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      God i know i had the same fuckin thought lol

    • @andrew4363
      @andrew4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We”re free!

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@andrew4363 Are we, though?

    • @andrew4363
      @andrew4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DarcOne13 oh, no. But at least there’s hope

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I'm a Christian, but holy shit, why do we let people make policy based on religious beliefs? It's a huge conflict of interest. If you can't separate religion and public policy in your mind, you need to reccuse yourself, at least for that policy decision. And I would respect the hell out of that.
    I have some beliefs that may not be compatible with secular public policy. But if I want those beliefs to be represented, I go to church, not my senator.

    • @Henckques
      @Henckques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Christians have conflicts of interests toward each other too. There aren't 100+ denominations for nothing.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because religion is easier to distort to one's advantage than objective fact.

    • @Tadesan
      @Tadesan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope there is a hell so you can rot in it.

    • @demonqueen26
      @demonqueen26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ditto. Everyone has the right of freedom of religion but that doesn't mean it should be used as basis for laws that effect all people of the U.S.A. I mean...I don't want the Government in my church or my church in my Government offices.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Tadesan Who are you talking to?

  • @OniiDreaming
    @OniiDreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s weird not getting this kind of news anymore... but at least he’s gone now.
    Good luck America! You got this now! ❤️💙❤️💙

  • @MylesMarrero
    @MylesMarrero ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is the worst charge made against a sitting President!"
    "Worst charge against a sitting President so far!"

  • @lukas97671
    @lukas97671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    2017: Oh God there’s gonna be an impeachment
    2021: Everyone get ready for impeachment 2: The senate boogaloo

    • @sylvan44
      @sylvan44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      he’s literally been the focus of half of all american presidential impeachments. how is this reality.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sylvan44 When you put it like that, it really sets into perspective just how completely insane Trump's presidency is. He is half of the 4 presidents who have been impeached.

  • @JuniperSt
    @JuniperSt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    My mom has been a 911 dispatcher my entire life.... I still to this day cannot get her to share some of her good stories with me in detail because she's prohibited by law to release certain information. This is my own mother, on the topic of 911 calls. *The American President cares less about code name level security than my mom does calls from people with stuff stuck in their ass*

    • @MarceloRamos-uk8cd
      @MarceloRamos-uk8cd ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you know the stuck thing in their asses ? i am joking

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *former President

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@oxymoron02come back this time next year and it’ll probably “president-elect” since people forget history at an astonishing rate…

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Fetidaf With the quantity of lawsuits and indictments I'm not sure, I'd sure hope he doesn't get to run again when there is this much evidence of wrongdoing. That goes for any candidate tbf, I wouldn't want a president to enter office just to pardon themselves and then fart around for 4 years.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bararobberbaron859 he wouldn’t be able to pardon himself for state crimes but being a criminal doesn’t keep you from holding office unless it’s for treason (which he should charged with too imo but whatever)
      I’m just kinda holding out hope one of the other candidates will cause a rift in the party; splitting their vote enough to make a difference to keep Biden in office but I’m not too confident that’ll work.
      I’m also thinking that he’s strengthening his support with the far right but losing all the centrists which will also push people towards other candidates…
      Idk… I think it’ll be a close race sadly and wouldn’t be surprised if Trump wins

  • @heidiheaux7007
    @heidiheaux7007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4 years later, we are still asking those same questions, John. It’s insane!

  • @dassinaperry5582
    @dassinaperry5582 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm a couple of years late watching this video because i just discovered you LOL. You were prophesying the future of the United States of America, and again the end never came, the person is still doing his best to surprise the world, well, I'm not surprised anymore, I'm actually exhausted, please don't stop doing what you do.💗🌻

  • @DoubleMKGaming
    @DoubleMKGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    America: "The worlds most crazy reality series"

    • @Ammobucket
      @Ammobucket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Metrosexual mustard........enough said.

  • @daroachdoggjr188
    @daroachdoggjr188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    I support this guy, because,
    he is British,
    has square glasses,
    and uses a lot of hand gestures.
    He should be president.

    • @ganeshandash22
      @ganeshandash22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rectangle

    • @msalerno916
      @msalerno916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ganeshan Dash trapezoid

    • @daroachdoggjr188
      @daroachdoggjr188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was pandering to the idiots ideology
      Did you fools actually take me seriously about this comment?

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By the logic, Simon Whistler from Today I found out should be president. So therefore, there must be two presidents. However, there can only be one president. Therefore, I don't know what I'm doing.

    • @davidbodor1762
      @davidbodor1762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, he shouldn't. Haven't we learned already not to elect tv show hosts as president? I mean sure John Oliver would be 100x better than Trump but that's not really a high bar now is it?

  • @hailonyourparade
    @hailonyourparade ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching in 2022 feels like I'm watching a show from an alternate universe

  • @tegantalks9612
    @tegantalks9612 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It’s now 2024 and I remember none of this. It’s been lost in time to a sea of awful.

    • @PunguinYoga
      @PunguinYoga 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tell me about it.

  • @aprilmazae4811
    @aprilmazae4811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I don't want him to get impeached though... Pence is worse cause he actually knows what he's doing.

    • @necronlordoflawtan
      @necronlordoflawtan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It doesn't matter - if Trump and company committed acts of treason...the punishment if convicted is Death.

    • @allisonjohnson3027
      @allisonjohnson3027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But does he really...?

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, even if he gets impeached, he'll most likely be acquitted, as according to the other two president impeachments

    • @letgochannel3431
      @letgochannel3431 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      xx April M q