The American people won't take this and or project 2025. More than half this country hates Mr Jan 6th. He only won by 1 and a half percent. All public, common knowledge. Millions of voters didn't even vote this time around. 😁 Pucker up trump (How many have died so far aka fellow Americans..? I lost count.. 💔) supporters and start eating it.. 💔 Stay safe out there sane people. ✌🏻💔
I always think she would be the actress you would choose for a live-action Flintstones, where Fred's twin sister comes to town. She would play both parts, in a split-screen, like that Sandler movie.
can’t blame your poor old man. those tweets are made to believe. why would social media posts be free with a subscription because their a selling something that we don’t know we are buying it yet we accept it immediately
for one brief glimmer of a moment, you can see a sparkle of light in Michael Che's eye when he told that OJ joke. that sparkle means that Norm MacDonald is ok.
Agree, it's the first time I had to just nope out of weekend update. Stopped the recording and erased it. Hearing that ICE is going to be allowed to invade CHURCHES... my god, the depths to which this country has sunk.
BIZARRE that he uses a Sharpie to sign Executive Orders!? Is he worried about ink running when he spills Diet Coke? Oh, and then tosses all 200 Sharpies to "the crowd". Were there 200 rando ppl hoping to get a free Sharpie watching the signing!? I was and am CONFUSED, and the orders!?!? Trying to implode the nation, or whaaat??😱😳😫
it’s amazing that there are still people who haven’t caught on to the war republicans have been waging against everything they don’t like… and life itself, but only because protecting life from their pollution and habitat destruction cuts into their profits. they lie without bothering to sound credible… how can people still listen?
They're upset that the bitches who call themselves Proud Boys are getting all the attention in the media instead of them. A group who got their name from a song in a musical adaptation of Aladdin( how masculine)gets more attention than the Oath Keepers. THAT has to sting for them. Do the Village People need a pirate? That might get mentioned by the media. On a very slow news day. Maybe. 🤞
@@Adade999 Shows you how delusional and easily manipulated some people are. Remember, tRump loves the uneducated, it's why he turned Republican when he ran for office.
I still cannot believe people were so uninformed and willing to believe the guy who lied incessantly the first time and suggest people put bleach "inside the body".
You guys need some help. See a psych or a specialist. How can 1 man you've never met or know personally have such a vile hateful and angry response from you? Get over it already. He's our president let's hope he does good things for the country.
@@paulfigueroa3885 Because his actions have had negative consequences on our lives and the lives of millions of other people since the first time he was in office holy shit my guy have you not been paying attention at ALL???
Norm would be proud of that one , Che. Good job. You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea and when they can't stop you, you become something else entirely, a Legend, Bruce Wayne.
I woke to Trump on the radio as a teen. Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Baron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.
the party that is always spouting religious shit just took away the sanctuary of the Church. That's wild to me. I might be an atheist, but I think we can all respect Highlander rules.
Che: "Hey Colin, anything you want to say to the pardoned thugs now back out on the streets?" 😲 Black Voice Jost: "Sheeeeezz ... I ain't scared of you mofos!!" 😅 "Wish that FELON47 could talk to Lincoln (right now)?" Let me assure you that same fantasy thought has crossed all real patriots' minds. 😓
Alright hot take but I hate this line of joke from lefties/ liberals. MTG is an awful human being, the way she looks being made fun of is not something I think is relevant, good or reasonable. Comes off transphobic to me that we are making fun of how this woman looks like she could be a trans person- am I off base here? Not like MTG cares that the jokes are being made, but it would bother me as a trans person to see people who support me making this joke. (I am very fun at parties btw, though weirdly don't get invited to a lot...)
I think his family is SUPER BUMMED about his release. I remember seeing an interview, and shocker,"Ralphie" is whacked!! The mom and the son, really afraid of him
Norm Macdonald's spirit is still laughing over that OJ joke.
We need one in every week to remember Norm
Norm was the best host ever
💯%... RIP Norm.
@@jameskim1505 a Norm Update! OJ and him are no longer around so it hurts nobody. Find Norms best OJ jokes he couldn't use and air them xD
Norm would probably laugh at how BAD SNL has become.
OJ Simpson may be dead, but the SNL weekend update jokes live on. RIP Norm.
Well at least OJ outlived his wife! For obvious reasons. And they still haven't found his wife's killer.
The only thing I hated about Norm. RIP OJ.
@@derrickhewitt6171 who cares about that SOB who killed his wife… just another asshole
The lady who laughed and broke Colin during the 'Gulf of America' joke was absolutely golden😂😂
Why was that funny? Maybe I don't get the joke.
That was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@@warehousedave7937 because it's ridiculous.
@@markmac2206 oh, I get it now. LOL! 😂 Ridiculous breaking character and laughing when supposed to be serious 😆
@@markmac2206 ikr trump needs to focus on important shit and stop trying to buy countries and change their names ugh what a joke
Well, at least Weekend Update will have a solid 4 years of material.
That's a LOT of sick jokes.
There won't be another 4 years of America
So true. The president of last 4 years just didn't say or do anything remotely dumb enough to joke about.
@@chetarmlin1196that's because he could hardly speak or walk
He was more sad than funny
"and trump can teach lincoln how to turn your head at the exact right moment" 😭HELP
You’re on a field day with the comments today.
I tried to think that was inappropriate but caught myself laughing too hard.
Comedy is back
Ooo!
I dont get it? I'm not american
"...until a white kid wins a spelling bee" is hilarious on a few levels.
What are the different levels of
I was expecting a "It's the 90s!" after that OJ joke.
"listen up, gay wads" was the most 90s thing they said.
IKR 😂😂😂😂
" in boebort's defense marjorie was standing up had me rolling🤣.
I'll be laughing until next week... lol 😂
Me too!!!🤣😂🤣😂
That Lincoln joke took a hard left turn.
Like a limo in Dallas.
@@zenhighwaymandream on😅
Adopt a new personality
Isn't Lincoln the one that waged a civil war, seems tumpy to be honest.
Which trump wishes he did
"Those kids are lying!"
LMFAO
Sad truth
😂😂😂
"but the bible screamed" wouldn't expect anything less💀
Good you're up to speed.
Why didn't he use one of the bibles he was selling earlier last summer
Cry more Kamala fanboy. You LOST
Lolol
Dressed like Jay and Silent Bob 😂
"How to turn your head at the exact right moment."
That Lincoln joke was too soon!
its been 160 years... LOL
It wasn’t even funny. Not because it was dark, just saw it coming three miles away
@beyvonce still too soon 😂
@beyvonce dude I'm from Turkey, middle east and never went to US and I felt that and said to my self, too soon LOL.
It's never too soon
1:00 The real Gulf of America is the one between Trump's ears! 🤣
The Golf of America.
The spelling bee joke was good
The best one!
The Elon joke is one for the ages.
Weekend Update is awesome 😂❤
“Listen up Gaywads” 😂
Norm approves the OJ joke.
So hard to laugh right now, but thanks.
The American people won't take this and or project 2025. More than half this country hates Mr Jan 6th. He only won by 1 and a half percent. All public, common knowledge. Millions of voters didn't even vote this time around. 😁
Pucker up trump (How many have died so far aka fellow Americans..? I lost count.. 💔) supporters and start eating it.. 💔
Stay safe out there sane people. ✌🏻💔
I know, so sad...an election was held and someone won it.
@@URKlewlessBuy some more of Trump meme coins 😅
Should have hedged this election on Qardun Token 😂😂
Lol I love Colins long face pauses 😂😂❤
Glad you mentioned it, because it's what I notice every time I see MTG..
"She really does look like a man."
I always think she would be the actress you would choose for a live-action Flintstones, where Fred's twin sister comes to town. She would play both parts, in a split-screen, like that Sandler movie.
I love how this is an actually my source for news and it’s a million times more accurate than the twitter posts my parents believe immediately
IKR 😂
can’t blame your poor old man.
those tweets are made to believe.
why would social media posts be free with a subscription because their a selling something that we don’t know we are buying it yet we accept it immediately
The apple something about falling from tree I never understood
Elmer Fudd was pardoned by Donald Trump. Now all he has to do is pull a "Ralphie" and he will be the first pirate with two patches.
Pulp a Ralphie, *again*
for one brief glimmer of a moment, you can see a sparkle of light in Michael Che's eye when he told that OJ joke. that sparkle means that Norm MacDonald is ok.
i open mouthed at the Lincoln head turning joke and lol'ed at the edible kicking in kamala joke.
Idk why but as a queer person horrified at what is happening, that "listen up gaywads" was just what I needed at the moment.
"You know, like how OJ loved Nicole."
They're wrong for that lol.
OJ was wrong for that.
it's the 90s!
Trump has announced a new coin $Qardun
I watch these normally because I’m left laughing. But now I’m just depressed
I've had the same problem with Some More News lately. Still funny but oh so depressing.
Agree, it's the first time I had to just nope out of weekend update. Stopped the recording and erased it. Hearing that ICE is going to be allowed to invade CHURCHES... my god, the depths to which this country has sunk.
Its amazing all the executive orders were ready for him to sign a day after his 1st day .
Project 2025 that trump knows nothing about
New to politics are ya………Obviously you don’t know the incoming staff works on them since the day he won….same thing happened when Biden came in……
BIZARRE that he uses a Sharpie to sign Executive Orders!? Is he worried about ink running when he spills Diet Coke? Oh, and then tosses all 200 Sharpies to "the crowd". Were there 200 rando ppl hoping to get a free Sharpie watching the signing!? I was and am CONFUSED, and the orders!?!? Trying to implode the nation, or whaaat??😱😳😫
it’s amazing that there are still people who haven’t caught on to the war republicans have been waging against everything they don’t like… and life itself, but only because protecting life from their pollution and habitat destruction cuts into their profits. they lie without bothering to sound credible… how can people still listen?
@@URKlewless name checks out
That Lincoln trump joke was diabolical 😂😂
I use my middle finger to express that Elon Musk is number one but everyone takes it as some other meaning that I’m truly unfamiliar. 😂
I am pretty familiar with that. Lots of americans use it to express that I am the number one
Who is Elon Musk?
Qardun Token is easily going to hit $1 this month
Oathkeepers should just change their name to Podium Keepers.
Oh, I thought you were gonna say Orange Ass Kissers 😂
They're upset that the bitches who call themselves Proud Boys are getting all the attention in the media instead of them. A group who got their name from a song in a musical adaptation of Aladdin( how masculine)gets more attention than the Oath Keepers. THAT has to sting for them. Do the Village People need a pirate? That might get mentioned by the media. On a very slow news day. Maybe. 🤞
Che just pulled a “Norm” with that OJ joke. “X” has already began its cancel ritual.
Trump is like a cheap whiskey:
49% corn,
51% bullshit.
And democrats couldn't beat him thrice😂 says more about dems
Demoncrats dont even know what a woman is
@@Adade999 What was the third time?
@@Adade999 Shows you how delusional and easily manipulated some people are. Remember, tRump loves the uneducated, it's why he turned Republican when he ran for office.
@@G.Z.A.P I'm assuming he's a Jan 6th kinda guy.
A J6 pardonee has already been arrested od use of a firearm against a police officer.
Bot account making leftist comments all over TH-cam. Very weird
Across the pond here - the Abe Lincoln joke was perfect xD
Trump is expected to mention Qardun Token this week and the ICO is already almost sold out
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!! Pure comedy GOLD . Best Weekend Update. Who wrote this segment .
It took me a minute, but i just got the Lincoln joke 😅
Weekend Update is the best part of the show. Colin and Michael could do a national comedy tour!
Or maybe the nightly news so we can digest the daily CRAZY
Wish it was the other way around with the head turn between Lincoln and Trump.
Feds are knocking
They always kill the good ones and not the bad ones lol
Yes indeed 🎉
@@BravoTango44 So much for free speech 🤡
This episode was fantastic!
I still cannot believe people were so uninformed and willing to believe the guy who lied incessantly the first time and suggest people put bleach "inside the body".
Do better next time then
Tell us your ignorant to the facts without telling us
@@URKlewlesskid,this same man Trump was selling sixty dollar bibles last Easter 😂
@@URKlewless you’re
@@URKlewless you just did
You can officially refer to anyone bowing to the orange, greed-powered fascist as, "Those who worship evil's might!"
Sadly we don't have any real life GLs to take care of them though :/
@@SeeSarahSaw Yeah, GL was busy, anyway. So, he gave the job to Deadpool. ;-P
You guys need some help. See a psych or a specialist. How can 1 man you've never met or know personally have such a vile hateful and angry response from you? Get over it already. He's our president let's hope he does good things for the country.
@@paulfigueroa3885 Because his actions have had negative consequences on our lives and the lives of millions of other people since the first time he was in office holy shit my guy have you not been paying attention at ALL???
@paulfigueroa3885 Get off the MAGA and you'll see for yourself, little buddy. Don't be scared. It's just the TRUTH!
Trump found a way to pump a coin like steroids... crazy that Qardun is an ICO instead of directly..
Excellent Trump/Lincoln joke 🤣
Norm says hi from the grave.
Lincoln joke just wow😂
Funny as always, right on the money, good job Che and Colin!😂
$Qardun Token yet has to really hit mainstream media guys
You two do great work! Hilarious 😂
News is so terrible that this is only place i get any news these days and even this may be too much.
Norm would be proud of that one , Che. Good job. You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea and when they can't stop you, you become something else entirely, a Legend, Bruce Wayne.
Bare Knuckle Boxing and SNL made this weekend great! 💯
2:43 so he can't even be a nazi properly?
I've never seen MTG and Joel Osteen in the same place together, it's really sus.
“… ya know, how OJ loved Nicole.” 🌩️ ⚡️ 💥
che a goat for da car joke
I woke to Trump on the radio as a teen. Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Baron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.
This is a bot account spreading political messages. Democrat propaganda
Wow these updates are funny asf .....and yet terrifying .
I’m in love with this segment. 😂💞🤟🤣🥳🍿
the party that is always spouting religious shit just took away the sanctuary of the Church. That's wild to me.
I might be an atheist, but I think we can all respect Highlander rules.
Looks like the $Qardun Token is going to sell out today just as Trump talked about it
Walmart, Amazon and Trump support? Qardun token is going to 500x... I just hope there is not too many insiders
I just watched a t-mobile ad with Snoop dogg and kai Cenat, shits crazy
the nazi car joke either flew over my head or that was literally the lowest hanging fruit they could try to that together lol
The priest said " Those kids are lying " 😅
Seems like Dave Chappelle was 2 months ago, ah yes, the tRuph administration, when days feel like weeks
No matter what your side, this was hilarious. Weekend Update will have plenty of material for the next 4 years.
Colin; don't forget to get a DEC oil spill response contract for the ferry.
the only good part of a trump era is that the jokes just get better..
Thank you.
Too soon!? Nah 😂
the exact right moment!!! 💀💀💀
Grim af. Maybe the best weekend update.
Che: "Hey Colin, anything you want to say to the pardoned thugs now back out on the streets?" 😲
Black Voice Jost: "Sheeeeezz ... I ain't scared of you mofos!!" 😅
"Wish that FELON47 could talk to Lincoln (right now)?"
Let me assure you that same fantasy thought has crossed all real patriots' minds. 😓
For the record, Elon Musk is *absolutely* a fascist.
Ok Adam….time for your bath…mommy’s calling 🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡🍆
Those kids are lying! 🤣
Oh America, you really have reached the point where the satire of the thing, and the thing, are indistinguishable.
So it was a woman ... or Marjorie Taylor Green?
i'm confused
Alright hot take but I hate this line of joke from lefties/ liberals. MTG is an awful human being, the way she looks being made fun of is not something I think is relevant, good or reasonable. Comes off transphobic to me that we are making fun of how this woman looks like she could be a trans person- am I off base here?
Not like MTG cares that the jokes are being made, but it would bother me as a trans person to see people who support me making this joke.
(I am very fun at parties btw, though weirdly don't get invited to a lot...)
@@jacobmartin8896I think people say that about MTG because she has a masculine face, like her brow and chin, and her torso.
"gaywad" 80-90's throwback. lol nice.
Half the audience groaned at that Lincoln joke like that mf was killed just last thursday💀
Trump and Qardun Token partnership confirmed on twitter!! ICO almost sold out at $54m
Yeah, too bad Chump ain't silent, like Bob!! Mel was giving off some STRANGE vibes the entire week, topping things off in CA🤯🤯 bizarre
Che making Norm proud.
the coffee one and the one before it were hella funny. lots of stuff was. :) nice one. keeping it lite. :)
Why does the music sounds like powerpuff girls
Several clips surfacing about Bezos and Trump talking about $Qardun at the inaguration even with mike tyson 😂
Does trump know what a spelling bee is?
Oh man, Che gonna get fired by Don Ulmeyer for doing OJ jokes. RIP Norm.
It's been a long first month so far
Buckle up buttercup….MAGA is back🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@URKlewless so woke won after all
@ nice job destroying the country 👍
Drumpf doing the stupid again.
they are rolling on this one!
Painful
Trump is a comedy gold mine. I guess there's a silver lining to everything.
Stewart “Ralphie” Rhodes.
I think his family is SUPER BUMMED about his release. I remember seeing an interview, and shocker,"Ralphie" is whacked!! The mom and the son, really afraid of him