Anime girl kisses dead hedgehog in order to resurrected in his super form. That one Hell of boner power, meanwhile Amy is being cucked... Again. This game is as messy as the Archie Comics Sonic. LOL
Ikr? Great delivery by Mike. Weirdly, Garrus is the one with the best game too. That dance in the Citadel DLC. Oh boy. He even seduced me, and I'm asexual.
For the sonic one, another issue that bothers me is how Sonic looks so cartoony while they made the princess look as realistic as possible at the time.
they tried again in secret rings with the genie girl and sonic, it still looks off. i swear there must be a woman at sega who's a furry and high up enough to be in control of the plot of the games.
Yeah Sonic really didn't fit that subplot, physically or otherwise. It's not just about him being an anthropomorph, he also feels so awkward and weird. Like he's not really a person. The writing was just not great, that's why the game is iffy
After seeing Bully on this list I am reminded of Fable 2. You could smooch your spouse anywhere out in the open, and if you had a high "good" alignment people would walk up to you and cheer at you. Technically, they were cheering for how Right And Good you were, but it sorta felt like they thought the polygonal lip-lock maneuver was impressive. Even worse than this was when they would fully just wander into your home, _as if someone granted them the powers of a protagonist,_ and cheer for you and your spouse being considerably more intimate than just kissing.
Sonic in a *Sonic short* after being revived by Princess Elise: “Ugh… I don’t know what’s creepier: the fact that she made out with an animal or a corpse.”🤣🦔💙
Having experienced Sonic 06 at the time i still don't know what was weirder. Sonic having a sudden relationship with this new human girl when they displayed the romantic chemistry of a wet flannel, or the fact that AMY IS STANDING RIGHT THERE AND DOES NOT REACT AT ALL?! She's been in love with Sonic for over a decade at that point and she's just "this is fine, everything here is fine!"
"Guess I just wasn't his type, because his type is freaky hairless apes a foot and a half taller than him with their mammary glands in a really weird place."
It's funny that Connor and hank probably have the most natural and interesting interactions of any David cage game. Considering I think I heard something about a lot of their scenes being improvised.
@@marhawkman303 And Commander Riker then took up the mantle with great enthusiasm. (Side note: in the episode “The Outcast”, Jonathan Frakes actually argued that the genderless alien Riker falls in love with should have been played by a guy, considering the story is specifically framed around how awful conversion “therapy” is).
The fact that Kyle and Jan retract their lips and bare their teeth before kissing in Jedi Knight: Jedi Outkast makes their kiss pretty awkward but also hilarious.
Me: a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog and a human?? Why?? Also me: *giggles at Garrus flirting with Shep every single time* Edit: Ok but have you seen Garrus doing the tango? Literal tango? 😂
If you ask me, the most awkward kiss was the one that was on my phone screen while I was watching this video with my headphones on while my coworker came up behind me and had no context whatsoever for why I was watching low poly high schoolers make out. 😐
I always thought it like this: Tali has always had a crush on Shepard since ME1. But if you don't act on it in ME2, best girl's just gonna move on to the only other good option for love. Cause we all know how Garrus is perfect for FemShep players. Meaning "You're too late, I tried throwing myself at you, you could've had me ages ago. I'm with your bro Garrus now Shepard. Your loss." 🤣🙃
@@zondrabarth4508 I mean he is the only good hetero for femship, because kaiden is boring, thane is sad and Jacob can go f himself. I mean male shep has Liara, Jack and Tali, hell even miranda is not bad.
@@artbk whenever I read someone commenting about "male gaze" ..it reminds me of some unhinged people from Twitter yapping about it No offense to you though
dark souls 2 comes to mind with the desert sorceress who giggles grabs you and proceeds to kiss you draining a lot of your life until you fall to the floor its more awkward considering the slurping sounds that goes with the kiss attack
Elise's recent redesign makes her actually look like a sonic character and it's so much less weird when she - despite being human - is actually the same height and proportions as him
Knuckles lost in the background is best part of Sonic 06’ seems like his character wanted to bring it up later, but didn’t know how to approach the topic
The only problem I have with the Garrus/Tali kiss is that Garrus isn’t kissing me. Also if you romance Garrus in 3 he’s the most romantic motherfucker alive.
Eh, Sonic and Elise is weird because they’re in ridiculously contrasting art styles (Sonic being a classic cartoony animal person, Elise being a realistic Final Fantasy-esque human). Conceptually, them kissing would be no less weird than Shepard in Mass Effect with all their various potential alien partners, Sonic being a sentient and sapient being. The issue of course comes from the differing art styles, since that highlights the uncanny feel of the abnormality. Look at Roger and Jessica Rabbit, they’re both extremely cartoony characters, which thanks to the existence of the live action human characters among the cast, just makes them look even less weird together despite Roger being a rabbit toon and Jessica being a human toon. Long story short, the only reason why it should be seen as weird is because the relationship itself, much like the story of the game (except Shadow’s for some reason being legit really good?), is absolutely dreadful.
You don’t have to deal with Ashley’s creepiness if you choose Kaidan. Plus if you’re a male Shep romancing Kaidan then the whole series of games becomes tragic as Kaidan only seems to realize the depth of his feelings for Shep at the end of the freaking world.
Mike's description of Garrus has me screeching internally for Jane to do this section, but I also really appreciate "does NO ONE on this ship have game" and Mike talking about Mass Effect. Garrus was my Shep's beau but I gotta say I do love the Tali-Garrus relationship, too. Man, I should replay ME. Soon, Patreon money. Then, desperately hoping for a Jane-plays-ME series.
My first thought is the ending for the N64 version of Army Men: Sarge’s Hero. After being ordered to kiss his girlfriend by his CO (also, her dad), Sarge proceeds to pick Vicki Grimm up on both sides of her head like a Mortal Kombat fatality and bring her in for a low-poly smooch.
17:22 *Jane:* If you'd like to watch something... different that contains almost no kissing guaranteed-- Jane, this video was sufficiently different. My Different Quota has been met for the time being.
The kiss in Sonic '06 was WAS weird but remember Twilight? The book/movie series about a teenage girl in a love triangle with a sparkly corpse and a shirtless wolf?
Don’t forget that the sparkly corpse was one hell of an emotionally manipulative creep that constantly gaslit her, or that the shirtless wolf is planning on doing the jail-bait wait for the main character’s newborn daughter (I feel genuinely disgusted writing that, wtf is wrong with the author?)
@@DrawciaGleam02 Let’s see, is the full grown werewolf man openly lusting over a goddamn baby worse than a human princess “Sleeping Beauty”-ing a dead Sonic back to life as Super Sonic? Abso-fucking-lutely!
That delivery of Get. Shepard. Laid. Is going to follow me for the rest of my life. This channel has granted me so many wonderful laughs but that just might be the biggest. Thank you for this gift
Am I the only one who laughed & enjoyed the Tali/Garrus romance? I mean, come on, the best bud & the other best bud? Who are both awesome & genuine & good people? And who've fought alongside you & the other for 3 games of epicness? I'm totally onboard with them getting together & then being all awkward about it...
I KNEW Farenheit was gonna be in this one. I once read the love scene between Carla and Ethan described as "A moment of tender necrophilia on a dirty mattress surrounded by hobos."
I have to admit i had no idea about this interaction between tali and garus. It’s really an amazing and wholesome detail they put some effort into. Love it!❤
in Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening one of the bosses faced is Nevan the lightning demon. One of her attacks is a kiss which if successful is not only awkward but also allows her to recover some of her health
One of the educational videos I had to watch for my Medical Billing and Coding program used the same music you guys use in a lot of your videos (including this one). It was hard to focus on the educational video, because I kept expecting Andy to pop up and tell me about games 😂
It's one of the tricky things to animate right, like hands. Ever notice many games hide when a character hands over an object to another character? It's hard to animate.
It doesn't help that most character models in games are actually pretty "stiff" with just enough lip flexibility for talking, so it's hard to show the character models making physical contact without either clipping, or being an awkwardly light kiss.
In Final Fantasy 7, if you have Yuffie as your date at the Gold Saucer, she will give Cloud a kiss on the cheek in the gondola and admit she "just felt like doing that". Cloud doesn't reciprocate to the smooch and Yuffie notices and gets increasingly upset at being ignored. One snarky snark from Cloud later, you hear a loud audible slap over the romantic music suggesting Yuffie didn't appreciate not being taken seriously and gave him a big ol' slap.
I have another one: The first kiss of Hawke and Fenris in Dragon Age II. Something went quite wrong with the animation there. If I remember correctly, their lips don't even touch, but it looked really awkward for sure. At least that's how it was for me. And Fenris pushs Hawke against a wall, after having been startled by them and then they make out. I really like Fenris as a character and romance option, can't say anything about the other romancable characters and if the strange kissing animation is a recurring thing in DAII.
Haven’t started the video yet but the awful make out scene from Heavy Rain better be on this. Edit: Saw Heavy Rain in the spoiler scrawl, good. That being said, I just finished FF8 for the first time and swooned at the kiss at the end of that game. Would love to see the flip side of this list for us romantics.
i IMMEDIATELY thought of that strange sonic kiss. i never played that game. i only saw this scene in one of yours videos. but i found it sooo darn strange that i couldn't forget it.
By your logic, all of Mass Effect romances are acts of bestiality. Sonic can talk, feel emotions, have a sense of morality, etc. I'm pretty sure he's not an animal.
@@addison_v_ertisement1678 In fairness, if there were sapient non-humans for whom being into humans were not the only or expected option one could reasonably claim they do have a human fetish if they had a particular sexual fixation on a potential partner being human.
That Sonic footage looked more like it was from one of those weird "Spider-Man and pregnant Elsa" videos rather than an actual Sonic video game -- partly due to the mismatched characters but also because of the awkward mocap animations.
I love the janky Dragon Age Inquisition kisses. Just because if you choose an dwarf or qunari as your player character, their romantic partners have to deal with the drastic height difference just to get a smooch. Personal favourites are Blackwall and Dorian trying to kiss their Qunari or Dwarf Inquisitor while breaking their necks.
The Sonic one is really something special. It's not just that he's nominally a hedgehog and she's a human. It's not just that he's Saturday morning cartoon style and she's a final fantasy character model. Those things are serious problems they don't overcome. But even if they were visually the same, there would still be the issue of how different they are tonally. Sonic's writing and performance make him a fun* cartoon character when the rest of the setting matches that tone, but in this tragic high fantasy kingdom those same traits make him seem like a child. *Fun not guaranteed
I’ve watched this video as many as times as I’ve completed the “Prime Directive” in Mass Effect, I reckon. If there was ever a microcosm of the infinitely human nature of this channel and its stellar humour, this is one of them. Cheeky bit of 007 in there and I’m loving it. Had me in stitches. ❤
Sonic & Elise feel fundamentally off as a pairing, despite none of the options in the Mass Effect series feeling like a problem at all. The Harkness Test would support all of those being perfectly fine, so it feels hypocritical to say that one interspecies relationship works and another doesn't, but despite that there's just something about the Sonic pairing that still just feels off. Maybe it's the "cartoon" factor?
Hot take - the Sonic one is not that bad The whole "true love's kiss saving someone" is a trope as old as fairy tales (Sleeping Beauty etc), Elise has been so sheltered and Sonic is the first person in her life who treats her like a person, the "Sonic doesn't do romance" argument doesn't hold up because he didn't initiate it anyway (he was dead), and yeah he's a hedgehog but come on...Harkness test. He's sentient and able to communicate with humans clearly. No difference between that and an alien from Star Trek or Mass Effect. If Shepherd can smooch aliens, Elise can smooch Sonic.
you know, I never thought of it like that, maybe it's because I still think of Sonic as like 8 or something and it never stops being creepy in my head, no matter what angle I come at it from...
I’d like to add Most Kirby games. When your ally is hurt and kirby gets a healing item, he shares that healing item in a “kiss”. While we never see them lip lock, it is almost confirms they do it.
What about the movie tie-in game for the first Spider-Man movie? Spider-Man and Mary Jane making out on a burning bridge six feet away from the corpse of the main villain.
I was expecting Spider-Man: The movie game (2002) to show up here. The green goblin passes in front of Spidey while delivering a somber line about his son and when Peter turns to MJ to say something, she just shushes him and they kiss in front of Norman's body.
Ah, something else to haunt my dreams. Thanks Outside Xbox you've done it again. Though I'd make out to that sick guitar riff over the GoldenEye credits. Or vaguely move my arms?
![ILLSLICK X YOUNGOHM - We're The same [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yUJNkobYR0E/mqdefault.jpg)
Bringing the dead back to life with a kiss, the most romantic form of necromancy.
... and I'm stealing that...
Or necrophilia.
Anime girl kisses dead hedgehog in order to resurrected in his super form. That one Hell of boner power, meanwhile Amy is being cucked... Again. This game is as messy as the Archie Comics Sonic. LOL
Really put the Romance in Necromancy
Unless it's lesbomancy.
Mike's delivery of 'does NO ONE in this ship have game?!?' is absolutely exquisite
"get Sheppard laid" got me 😂
Ikr? Great delivery by Mike.
Weirdly, Garrus is the one with the best game too. That dance in the Citadel DLC. Oh boy.
He even seduced me, and I'm asexual.
he finally realized.......we were all horny space nerds on the normandy.....especially garrus.
I mean, doesn't Mike wear a wedding ring? So he must have some game himself :D
Hey, at least Garrus can dance
For the sonic one, another issue that bothers me is how Sonic looks so cartoony while they made the princess look as realistic as possible at the time.
^This.
they tried again in secret rings with the genie girl and sonic, it still looks off. i swear there must be a woman at sega who's a furry and high up enough to be in control of the plot of the games.
@@dolphinsaysHE KNOWS!! 📞 ALVINS HOT JUICEBOX! I REPEAT, ALVINS HOT JUICEBOX!
Yeah Sonic really didn't fit that subplot, physically or otherwise. It's not just about him being an anthropomorph, he also feels so awkward and weird. Like he's not really a person. The writing was just not great, that's why the game is iffy
You prefer if she'd been making out with a realistically rendered hedgehog?
After seeing Bully on this list I am reminded of Fable 2. You could smooch your spouse anywhere out in the open, and if you had a high "good" alignment people would walk up to you and cheer at you. Technically, they were cheering for how Right And Good you were, but it sorta felt like they thought the polygonal lip-lock maneuver was impressive. Even worse than this was when they would fully just wander into your home, _as if someone granted them the powers of a protagonist,_ and cheer for you and your spouse being considerably more intimate than just kissing.
Andy calling the graphic of Pierce Brosnans Bond in Goldeneye a reject Timothy Dalton Bodypillow is the worst burn since September 1666.
I came here to point this out
What happened on that timeline?
@@michaelandreipalon359 Great Fire of London
@@SireRose Ah, thanks for that.
@@SireRose still wondering what was so great about it
Sonic in a *Sonic short* after being revived by Princess Elise: “Ugh… I don’t know what’s creepier: the fact that she made out with an animal or a corpse.”🤣🦔💙
@@khamjaninja. To be fair, I think Sonic is technically a teen as well.
@@khamjaninja. They're both 16. Tbh, more like a boyfriend and girlfriend in school really
Knuckles knew in his heart that it wasn’t right
@@khamjaninja. i believe outsidexbox is based in the UK? In which case the age of consent is 16, most of Europe is 16 or less AFAIK.
That’s why I just assume the SnapCube Dub is canon
Having experienced Sonic 06 at the time i still don't know what was weirder. Sonic having a sudden relationship with this new human girl when they displayed the romantic chemistry of a wet flannel, or the fact that AMY IS STANDING RIGHT THERE AND DOES NOT REACT AT ALL?! She's been in love with Sonic for over a decade at that point and she's just "this is fine, everything here is fine!"
Amy should have hammered that Princess to space Just after the ressurection
"Guess I just wasn't his type, because his type is freaky hairless apes a foot and a half taller than him with their mammary glands in a really weird place."
Silver's expression during the kiss scene is so good, he's just wide eyed the whole time (an expression I also wore when I first saw that scene)
This list has basically convinced me that David Cage has experienced very little human interaction
can you blame humans?
SHAUUUN
@@deigning i mean, humans are pretty awful.
It's funny that Connor and hank probably have the most natural and interesting interactions of any David cage game. Considering I think I heard something about a lot of their scenes being improvised.
The entire list is proof of that.
Lists like this are why I keep coming back to this channel.
Who needs "best weapons" or "worst stages" when we could be rating kisses?
List idea - best weapons you can kiss in the worst stages of a game
Any time I see a heavy rain clip my brain auto inserts "SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN!" on repeat 😄
JASON
Shaaaaauuuuun!!!
Press X to JASON
I'll never be able to hear the "Prime Directive" without thinking "Get Shepherd Laid!" Thanks Mike
Kirk did it first. :p
SHEPARD YOU CANNOT RESIST US
@@marhawkman303 And Commander Riker then took up the mantle with great enthusiasm.
(Side note: in the episode “The Outcast”, Jonathan Frakes actually argued that the genderless alien Riker falls in love with should have been played by a guy, considering the story is specifically framed around how awful conversion “therapy” is).
@@philiphunn194 which is interesting because of how hard people are pushing that today....
@@ka-mai WE ARE ASSUMING CONTROL
Elise, shortly after the kiss, brow furrowing: "What's that taste... Chilli dogs?"
The giving tuberculosis was something I didn't even think of thats morbidly hilarious
The fact that Kyle and Jan retract their lips and bare their teeth before kissing in Jedi Knight: Jedi Outkast makes their kiss pretty awkward but also hilarious.
If you're going to make a joke about kissing it better be tongue in cheek...
Pardon your french?
Boo
Oof.
Booooo, get off the stage
But who's cheek? Or just a joke about that being a cheeky thing to say?
Me: a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog and a human?? Why??
Also me: *giggles at Garrus flirting with Shep every single time*
Edit: Ok but have you seen Garrus doing the tango? Literal tango? 😂
Look Garrus may be an alien with wooden lips, but he's also a person, you know? Sonic in this game was barely a cartoon character lol
Yeah Harris has a thing, hobby really... For Old Human dances... It's a secret he requests you don't tell
@@robertagu5533 Did you mean Garrus? Was that autocorrect? Because you kinda threw me for a loop for a second lol
@@mar_speedman yeah... Damn auto systems.. so many updates an still getting their point for existence wrong
But Garrus has the sexiest voice ever and can make Shepherd's awkward dance look good.
If you ask me, the most awkward kiss was the one that was on my phone screen while I was watching this video with my headphones on while my coworker came up behind me and had no context whatsoever for why I was watching low poly high schoolers make out. 😐
Oof.
Yeah I literally refused to watch in fullscreen for this exact reason lol
I always thought the reactions of Tali and Garrus were more cute than awkward honestly. The rest of the list is a bit of a horror show though.
Yeah, Tali and Garrus are definitely in the "Adorkable" category. It's awkward and that's what makes it cute!
To be fair, Garrus *was* trying to kiss Tali's, uh... 'Emergency induction port'
I always thought it like this: Tali has always had a crush on Shepard since ME1. But if you don't act on it in ME2, best girl's just gonna move on to the only other good option for love. Cause we all know how Garrus is perfect for FemShep players.
Meaning "You're too late, I tried throwing myself at you, you could've had me ages ago. I'm with your bro Garrus now Shepard. Your loss." 🤣🙃
@@zondrabarth4508 I mean he is the only good hetero for femship, because kaiden is boring, thane is sad and Jacob can go f himself.
I mean male shep has Liara, Jack and Tali, hell even miranda is not bad.
@@MrDeflador Kaidan does get good in ME3, assuming you didnt leave him as ash on Virmire and instead left Ash as ash
That kiss in indigo prophecy/fahrenheit was literally necrophilia.
I don't know if it was *literally* necrophilia. If it was, literally everyone who made out with a vampire would be as well.
so was the one in sonic 06. in a way. it's also kind of zoophilia, in another way. it's f'ed up in all regards.
The thumbnail is what always comes to mind when i think about weird kisses.
I just don't understand why Princess Elise couldn't have been like a green cat or something. Why did she need to be an anime woman?
Because it was 2006. Like the Transformers movies, media for the male gaze had to be as widely enticing as possible.
Could be a reference to the old development material of Sonic 1 from the 90s, where he had a human girlfriend before that idea was scrapped
I think they were trying to make Elise a symbol of purity.
If they combined that symbolism with an anthropomorphic animal she could've been a dove🕊
@@artbk whenever I read someone commenting about "male gaze" ..it reminds me of some unhinged people from Twitter yapping about it
No offense to you though
@@gothnerd887 I like that idea a lot. That could've been really fun!
15:49 ~ "She can't be the Internet...."
Oh! That's one for the End-of-Year Highlight reel!
Nicely said, Mike. 😄
I need it on a shirt😂😂😂
dark souls 2 comes to mind with the desert sorceress who giggles grabs you and proceeds to kiss you draining a lot of your life until you fall to the floor its more awkward considering the slurping sounds that goes with the kiss attack
Wait what? Every time I got close to them I just got nuked instead
@@LazloRTR im not sure but I believe it's a 0.67 chance they will do this
Dark souls enemies add 'sexual assault' onto their list of crimes.
I haven't played them, but isn't the player character in every Dark Souls game some type of undead?
@@zanite8650 added? Soulsborbe enemies have been r@ping me for over a decade.
Elise's recent redesign makes her actually look like a sonic character and it's so much less weird when she - despite being human - is actually the same height and proportions as him
They should have just made her an anthropomorphic animal like Sonic.
Would be much less awkward.
Hopefully.
@@rjfrost7090 Meh, I like cute anime girls, and cute/unique artstyled ones even more lol.
Yeah, then it's like Animal Crossing. One human in the bunch isn't that strange.
Remind me why they made a princess character but not sally princess that exists
@@aerialmacaroon6312 what do you mean? What about Sally?
Knuckles lost in the background is best part of Sonic 06’ seems like his character wanted to bring it up later, but didn’t know how to approach the topic
5:20 Knuckles looks like he's been through some stuff lmao
silver looks worse at 5:15. these two are in absolute horror and i can see why
The only problem I have with the Garrus/Tali kiss is that Garrus isn’t kissing me. Also if you romance Garrus in 3 he’s the most romantic motherfucker alive.
Sad that the mas effect 3 ending still is kinda bad ..
he's the only person in the galaxy capable of getting shepard to dance well.
That tango...
@@vivekkparashar True, but that might be remedied with side material fleshing out the Catalyst more.
Laughed audibly to see two David Cage games on the list.
Lol knuckles wondering if it’s just him was a nice touch 😂
Eh, Sonic and Elise is weird because they’re in ridiculously contrasting art styles (Sonic being a classic cartoony animal person, Elise being a realistic Final Fantasy-esque human). Conceptually, them kissing would be no less weird than Shepard in Mass Effect with all their various potential alien partners, Sonic being a sentient and sapient being. The issue of course comes from the differing art styles, since that highlights the uncanny feel of the abnormality. Look at Roger and Jessica Rabbit, they’re both extremely cartoony characters, which thanks to the existence of the live action human characters among the cast, just makes them look even less weird together despite Roger being a rabbit toon and Jessica being a human toon. Long story short, the only reason why it should be seen as weird is because the relationship itself, much like the story of the game (except Shadow’s for some reason being legit really good?), is absolutely dreadful.
Hello everyone who's escaping to the coment section, so they don't have to see one of the kisses on this list again. Don't worry, you're safe here.
Much appreciated!
Oh thank god “that scene” from “ride to hell: retribution” isn’t on the spoilers list… no need to hide behind the couch lol
I'm intrigued...
You don’t have to deal with Ashley’s creepiness if you choose Kaidan. Plus if you’re a male Shep romancing Kaidan then the whole series of games becomes tragic as Kaidan only seems to realize the depth of his feelings for Shep at the end of the freaking world.
The OX script for sonic is brilliant and bully's kissing actually made me uncomfortable...it's so awkward visually and sonically
Mike's description of Garrus has me screeching internally for Jane to do this section, but I also really appreciate "does NO ONE on this ship have game" and Mike talking about Mass Effect.
Garrus was my Shep's beau but I gotta say I do love the Tali-Garrus relationship, too. Man, I should replay ME. Soon, Patreon money. Then, desperately hoping for a Jane-plays-ME series.
Sadly there's enough to make a part 2 of this list.
Isn't there enough suffering in this world? Do we need to add to it?
@@Chris_Sizemore Yes and heck yes. 😎
@@rjfrost7090 I know Luke and Ellen need to suffer like Outside Xbox did, but do we have to suffer even more of this *as well??*
@@Chris_Sizemore The Algorithm does not care for the suffering. It only wants...MOAR
My first thought is the ending for the N64 version of Army Men: Sarge’s Hero. After being ordered to kiss his girlfriend by his CO (also, her dad), Sarge proceeds to pick Vicki Grimm up on both sides of her head like a Mortal Kombat fatality and bring her in for a low-poly smooch.
Honestly the awkwardness of the sonic 06 romance comes less from their different species, and more from their completely opposing art styles.
17:22 *Jane:* If you'd like to watch something... different that contains almost no kissing guaranteed--
Jane, this video was sufficiently different. My Different Quota has been met for the time being.
yea, so anything that isn't like this video is...different...from this video
A tree branch scraping on a window in the middle of the night.
Genius.
The kiss in Sonic '06 was WAS weird but remember Twilight? The book/movie series about a teenage girl in a love triangle with a sparkly corpse and a shirtless wolf?
Don’t forget that the sparkly corpse was one hell of an emotionally manipulative creep that constantly gaslit her, or that the shirtless wolf is planning on doing the jail-bait wait for the main character’s newborn daughter (I feel genuinely disgusted writing that, wtf is wrong with the author?)
@@rickyrns1059
So...Twilight is worse than Sonic 06???
@@DrawciaGleam02 Let’s see, is the full grown werewolf man openly lusting over a goddamn baby worse than a human princess “Sleeping Beauty”-ing a dead Sonic back to life as Super Sonic? Abso-fucking-lutely!
@@rickyrns1059
Yeah, that sounds worse by FAR.
14:35 Wow, that looks like when you try to catch a straw in your mouth, but you miss and end up chasing it around the glass with your gaping mouth.😂
That delivery of Get. Shepard. Laid. Is going to follow me for the rest of my life. This channel has granted me so many wonderful laughs but that just might be the biggest. Thank you for this gift
Am I the only one who laughed & enjoyed the Tali/Garrus romance? I mean, come on, the best bud & the other best bud? Who are both awesome & genuine & good people? And who've fought alongside you & the other for 3 games of epicness?
I'm totally onboard with them getting together & then being all awkward about it...
I KNEW Farenheit was gonna be in this one. I once read the love scene between Carla and Ethan described as "A moment of tender necrophilia on a dirty mattress surrounded by hobos."
I have to admit i had no idea about this interaction between tali and garus. It’s really an amazing and wholesome detail they put some effort into. Love it!❤
in Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening one of the bosses faced is Nevan the lightning demon. One of her attacks is a kiss which if successful is not only awkward but also allows her to recover some of her health
And now I can't help but see a resemblance between Andy and Ethan.
I can’t believe the final line to a game was actually “Yes, I’m fine thank you.”
One of the educational videos I had to watch for my Medical Billing and Coding program used the same music you guys use in a lot of your videos (including this one). It was hard to focus on the educational video, because I kept expecting Andy to pop up and tell me about games 😂
Coming soon: 7 Most Embarrassing Spreadsheet Errors In Medical Billing And Coding History
It's one of the tricky things to animate right, like hands. Ever notice many games hide when a character hands over an object to another character? It's hard to animate.
It doesn't help that most character models in games are actually pretty "stiff" with just enough lip flexibility for talking, so it's hard to show the character models making physical contact without either clipping, or being an awkwardly light kiss.
it's not that the hands are hard to animate so much as putting the actual object in them is, and _that's_ why they hide the animations
This list made me wonder whether any of the Lego game characters ever made out. I can't imagine that going well.
I mean maybe there's a logic I'm missing but if you can't animate a kiss...don't animate a kiss...
Same with hair and especially clothing. Small wonder why changing and removing clothes is at most an off-camera moment in video gaming and animation.
Mike describing Garrus and Tali's relationship is hilarious. She was just keeping him warm for me 😂😂😂 also Andys shirt is amazing 🤟🏻
In Final Fantasy 7, if you have Yuffie as your date at the Gold Saucer, she will give Cloud a kiss on the cheek in the gondola and admit she "just felt like doing that". Cloud doesn't reciprocate to the smooch and Yuffie notices and gets increasingly upset at being ignored. One snarky snark from Cloud later, you hear a loud audible slap over the romantic music suggesting Yuffie didn't appreciate not being taken seriously and gave him a big ol' slap.
I have another one: The first kiss of Hawke and Fenris in Dragon Age II. Something went quite wrong with the animation there. If I remember correctly, their lips don't even touch, but it looked really awkward for sure. At least that's how it was for me. And Fenris pushs Hawke against a wall, after having been startled by them and then they make out.
I really like Fenris as a character and romance option, can't say anything about the other romancable characters and if the strange kissing animation is a recurring thing in DAII.
oh my god the garrus and tali scene is pure gold awkwardness I love it
not sure which is the more awkward in the list but the most funny in the one from Bully with how all those npcs around
I thought Phoenix Wright being tongue kissed by a killer whale was sure to be on this list.
15:48 i snorted so loudly when Mike said this skjskjs
That "Nice smile!" comment from Sonic would creep me out even if he was human tbh.
Only David Cage could make two games in a row were he showcases how he doesn’t understand kissing
*Only* two games in a row could David Cage showcase he doesn't understand kissing?
15:59 - "Death isn't the impediment it used to be." Is that a Red Dwarf reference from Mike?
Good spot!
Clicked as soon as I saw the thumbnail and the notification, and I can't forget Sonic 06.
Haven’t started the video yet but the awful make out scene from Heavy Rain better be on this. Edit: Saw Heavy Rain in the spoiler scrawl, good.
That being said, I just finished FF8 for the first time and swooned at the kiss at the end of that game. Would love to see the flip side of this list for us romantics.
i IMMEDIATELY thought of that strange sonic kiss. i never played that game. i only saw this scene in one of yours videos. but i found it sooo darn strange that i couldn't forget it.
I know it's somehow not on this list, but my number one is absolutely the forced and embarrassing Felicia Day kiss from that DLC for Dragon Age II
The most awkward kiss in gaming is when I mod Skyrim to look like Avengers and make Iron Man marry Thanos.
"This does put a smile on my face."
For reasons that must have made sense at the time. I think you're giving Sonic team too much credit
Funny thing is sonic actually had a human girlfriend in the very beginning before, they decided to not allow bestiality into their games
By your logic, all of Mass Effect romances are acts of bestiality. Sonic can talk, feel emotions, have a sense of morality, etc. I'm pretty sure he's not an animal.
@@addison_v_ertisement1678 yeah, sonic is not animal... he's more like a sapient demi-human-hedgehog alien. so its not bestiality, its furry fetish.
@@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 That's like saying you have a human fetish.
@@addison_v_ertisement1678 In fairness, if there were sapient non-humans for whom being into humans were not the only or expected option one could reasonably claim they do have a human fetish if they had a particular sexual fixation on a potential partner being human.
You can unlock Natalya’s cell after eliminating all the guards. Much easier than trying not to hit her in the crossfire.
That Sonic footage looked more like it was from one of those weird "Spider-Man and pregnant Elsa" videos rather than an actual Sonic video game -- partly due to the mismatched characters but also because of the awkward mocap animations.
MIKE WAS ON FORM IN THIS ONE!!! 😂😂😂
You know, I blocked out Heavy Rain from my memory so thank you for being that memory back
I love the janky Dragon Age Inquisition kisses. Just because if you choose an dwarf or qunari as your player character, their romantic partners have to deal with the drastic height difference just to get a smooch. Personal favourites are Blackwall and Dorian trying to kiss their Qunari or Dwarf Inquisitor while breaking their necks.
Can the animation actually handle a Dwarf Inquisitor kissing The Iron Bull (who must surely be around twice their height)?
@@KeithFraser82 they have a beautiful trick lol they show your char is literally standing on a box XD
@Chocobofangirl Oh my god that was hilarious!
I may have injured myself cringing so hard over that Heavy Rain kiss. Ugh
"Down one finger, and up one murder" 😂😂😂
All kisses in games are awkward because devs don’t know how to make them look natural
One of outsidexbox’s best videos And I’ve been around for some time. laughed so hard throughout.
Love you guys
The Sonic one is really something special. It's not just that he's nominally a hedgehog and she's a human. It's not just that he's Saturday morning cartoon style and she's a final fantasy character model. Those things are serious problems they don't overcome.
But even if they were visually the same, there would still be the issue of how different they are tonally. Sonic's writing and performance make him a fun* cartoon character when the rest of the setting matches that tone, but in this tragic high fantasy kingdom those same traits make him seem like a child.
*Fun not guaranteed
Mike's "She can't be the Internet!" joke absolutely FLOORED ME
“And you know what, don’t worry about it” had me rolling 😂
Thank you for gracing my birthday with all but unbearable awkwardness! 😂
Happy Birthday. Hope you had a nice day.
"Wanna have another go at that bud?"
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"Just as bad, worse, if anything!"
😂🤣😭
me when I'm making out irl: nailing it
me when I'm writing makeouts: how do arms go again??
I’ve watched this video as many as times as I’ve completed the “Prime Directive” in Mass Effect, I reckon.
If there was ever a microcosm of the infinitely human nature of this channel and its stellar humour, this is one of them. Cheeky bit of 007 in there and I’m loving it. Had me in stitches. ❤
She CAN'T be the internet. It's been 30 secs and she hasn't said anything racist. 😂😂😂
Sonic & Elise feel fundamentally off as a pairing, despite none of the options in the Mass Effect series feeling like a problem at all. The Harkness Test would support all of those being perfectly fine, so it feels hypocritical to say that one interspecies relationship works and another doesn't, but despite that there's just something about the Sonic pairing that still just feels off.
Maybe it's the "cartoon" factor?
Hot take - the Sonic one is not that bad
The whole "true love's kiss saving someone" is a trope as old as fairy tales (Sleeping Beauty etc), Elise has been so sheltered and Sonic is the first person in her life who treats her like a person, the "Sonic doesn't do romance" argument doesn't hold up because he didn't initiate it anyway (he was dead), and yeah he's a hedgehog but come on...Harkness test. He's sentient and able to communicate with humans clearly. No difference between that and an alien from Star Trek or Mass Effect.
If Shepherd can smooch aliens, Elise can smooch Sonic.
you know, I never thought of it like that, maybe it's because I still think of Sonic as like 8 or something and it never stops being creepy in my head, no matter what angle I come at it from...
'if shepard can smooch aliens, elise can smooch sonic'
I....I can't actually argue with that.
@@TheOmegaXicor Sonic and Elise are both 16
@@jamesherb4384 Mmm hmm. I mean, the game story is trash for a number of reasons, but the kiss is pretty minor all things considered
@@SkydreamPony ok, that makes it a little less creepy...
The last one gave me shivers.
That was not an intentional pun. I cannot stress this enough
I’d like to add Most Kirby games. When your ally is hurt and kirby gets a healing item, he shares that healing item in a “kiss”. While we never see them lip lock, it is almost confirms they do it.
I assume that it's probably closer to a bird feeding partially digested food to its chicks.
@@jothki Yeah, I just assumed Kirby was regurgitating the food into his helper's mouth.
What about the movie tie-in game for the first Spider-Man movie? Spider-Man and Mary Jane making out on a burning bridge six feet away from the corpse of the main villain.
Basically any romance with a Turian is weird.
Sonic is blasted through the chest and all Elise says it “Ah!”
Fuckin love the David Cage double-tap, sublime effort!
I was expecting Spider-Man: The movie game (2002) to show up here. The green goblin passes in front of Spidey while delivering a somber line about his son and when Peter turns to MJ to say something, she just shushes him and they kiss in front of Norman's body.
Never get between Andy's Arthur Morgan and the hair tonic
Ah, something else to haunt my dreams. Thanks Outside Xbox you've done it again. Though I'd make out to that sick guitar riff over the GoldenEye credits. Or vaguely move my arms?
So Jane… are you telling me NOT to be made out of 40 polygons? So that’s where I went wrong.
I don't know much about Mass Effect but I kind of ship Tali and Garrus now. They're so awkward it ends up being adorable
the way jane said "dr eggman doing a terrorist attack" added 60 points to this video