7 Awkward Items in Special Editions You’re Going to Have to Explain to Your Roommate

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  • Special editions let you show off your love for a game by buying a version that costs twice as much but comes bundled with an heirloom-worthy keepsake you’ll treasure forever. Or, in some cases, come bundled with an item that is so awkward or odd that you’re going to have a hard time explaining it to anyone who spots it on your shelf. Ponder our seven awkward faves and subscribe for a video like this every week.
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  • @chaseteel251
    @chaseteel251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3959

    "You bring home a date..."
    Gonna stop you there, Jane. Already unrealistic.

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      IKR If i brought a girl home why the hell would she be awake in the first place

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@yahiaaymankamaly3518 *_hold up_*

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@yahiaaymankamaly3518 I mean a heart beat is a plus but not needed.

    • @Neobot21
      @Neobot21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@sopcannon Don't forget to bring a heater!

    • @MicrosoftNestleTea
      @MicrosoftNestleTea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sea salt helps prevent decomposition.
      Just try to keep the humidity down while you're at it

  • @ldbboosha
    @ldbboosha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "When Norman Reedus and Hideo Kojima love each other very much..."
    Gold.

    • @dreechino3492
      @dreechino3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember he was in the silent hill pt game demo?? If they release that now it will be GOLDEN

  • @Wref
    @Wref 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    "You know, books..they're like video games, but the graphics suck!"
    Don't take it out on books just because your brain's GPU is shit.

    • @pcport2698
      @pcport2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Z I N G.*

    • @luggilu7864
      @luggilu7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That burn tho

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Growing up a lot of my classmates hated reading. Books are definitely underrated

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha, NOICE!

    • @daniellarodriguez2756
      @daniellarodriguez2756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Realest comment on youtube

  • @eliyahmontgomery9031
    @eliyahmontgomery9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I was worried that the light up fetus wouldn’t be part of this list. One of my best friends has it and it creeps me out, but it’s his prized possession.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      See now what you do is never go to his house ever again.

    • @eliyahmontgomery9031
      @eliyahmontgomery9031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      R.J. Penfold Made SO much easier by a global pandemic, lemme tell ya

    • @thequietkid4887
      @thequietkid4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did you meet him, again?

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thequietkid4887 At the foetus memorabilia shop, perhaps?

  • @Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava
    @Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    Fun Fact: "Naked Pregnant Horror Statue" can be sung to the TMNT theme song.

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Thanks, now it's stuck in my head

    • @adamsosna7263
      @adamsosna7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Also to the Power Rangers and Duck Tales theme songs

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I don't know whether to thank you or hate you

    • @azuredragoon2054
      @azuredragoon2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Followed by "glowing fetus in a womb, psychic power!"
      Anyone who feels like doing the verses should go ahead now that we've got the chorus.

    • @f1r3-y_l1on2
      @f1r3-y_l1on2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What have you done!? Lmfaooo

  • @JabRok86
    @JabRok86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    Clicks on video says to self: "how awkward can gaming memorabilia really be"
    First on the list; naked pregnant horror statue.
    Previous statement retracted

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "It can't be that bad"
      "............I stand corrected"

    • @Twiggymaster666
      @Twiggymaster666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      JabRok they missed one the torso from dead island riptide

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like contractioned

    • @FromBeyondTheGrave1
      @FromBeyondTheGrave1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Twiggymaster666 they bring it up plus it's the most talked about one

    • @Username159_
      @Username159_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about the PS4 Collector's Edition for Inside that came with a silicone model of The Human Blob from the end of the game made by sex mannequin company Realdoll?
      How did this not make the list?

  • @bunnarchist8965
    @bunnarchist8965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "death stranding isn't an easy game to sum up"
    Jane: proceeds to sum it up perfectly

    • @jordanjoestar9096
      @jordanjoestar9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Norman reedus and the UPS fetus

    • @thatonepersonainp5793
      @thatonepersonainp5793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i would like but the like count is at 69 so *nice*

    • @moonkingdomify
      @moonkingdomify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty much, yeah.
      It's a game people tend to overthink when Kojima just enjoys making really weird games because people have, and will continue to, pay him to do so. Death Stranding is legit just an excuse for him to either put his friends in a video game (Junji Ito and Del Toro) or make friends with movie people so he can do what he actually wants to do (which is make movies).

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moonkingdomify Um, believe that if you want, but you're wrong.

  • @Confron7a7ion7
    @Confron7a7ion7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    I'm amazed that the gaming industry thought collectors editions based around unborn children would be a good idea... Twice.

    • @johnstonefield1935
      @johnstonefield1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      To be fair I bet it didn't hurt Death Stranding sales at all. I'm shocked they missed the opportunity for a special edition Monster canteen though.

    • @ataridc
      @ataridc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gamers are incredibly weird

    • @hi_tech_reptiles
      @hi_tech_reptiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was in the sense we are even still talking about it. Publicity baby.

    • @hi_tech_reptiles
      @hi_tech_reptiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That said I think the Fear 3 thing hurt it's reception lol... I still haven't played it, tho plan too at some point.

    • @sinseer4997
      @sinseer4997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If I had a nickel for every time a gaming company made fetus merch, I’d have two nickels. It isn’t much, but still weird that it happened twice.

  • @stevencossey5403
    @stevencossey5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "I can be off putting at parties for free" yeah same Andy, same

    • @tretretre1111
      @tretretre1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insame.

    • @williamw2529
      @williamw2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya Andy's so proud of it it's on his resume. "Voted most like to be 'that guy' at any given party."

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "Naked pregnant ghoul woman"
    Can't top that.
    "unborn fetus baby in a jar"
    Nevermind.

    • @phreakinpher
      @phreakinpher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Unborn fetus baby manages to be both redundant and oxymoronic

    • @Handles-Suck-YouTube
      @Handles-Suck-YouTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why not both?

    • @jamaalsmith5207
      @jamaalsmith5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phreakinpher my bad

    • @phreakinpher
      @phreakinpher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamaalsmith5207 No worries, just a joke, not intended to be at your expense.

    • @the_one_who_changes1191
      @the_one_who_changes1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But what about the dead island riptide collectors edition with the decapitated torso of a woman in a bikini?

  • @chrislonghurst7249
    @chrislonghurst7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "It's definitely something you can put on your coffee table to have admiring visitors ask 'What's with the weird baby on your coffee table?"'
    ...much like a real baby.

    • @FranciscoTChavez
      @FranciscoTChavez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know this is a really, really, REALLY f****g horrible thing to say, but you could tell them that it was a miscarriage.

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FranciscoTChavez Well I guess. Seems like the main purpose of having children for many people is shoving them and pictures in everyone's faces... So maybe if it's an IVF one? Those things are REALLY expensive, I can _kinda_ see how _someone_ out there probably wouldn't want it going to waste.
      Maybe stick a game-achievement-popup like sticker on it, saying _'Achievement unlocked: 86% Completion'_

  • @lillyuwu4054
    @lillyuwu4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    A thing everyone wants: pet turret from Portal one and two. Those things are adorable

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    " you bring home a date"
    Oh, we're using fake scenarios?
    Then I'm spider-man.

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm Batman.

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey Pete, dinner at May's tomorrow, or are you busy as usual?

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My name is Tony, I do work with whiz-bang gizmos that may or may not involve reactors and exoskeletons, and I do rather have a weakness for redheads.
      Can't quite manage the goatee, though.

    • @earendurvoneinzbern7585
      @earendurvoneinzbern7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm Cloud Strife with Tifa Lockhart as my girlfriend.

    • @blacksarlacc91
      @blacksarlacc91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No one can be myself like I can
      For this job I'm the best man.
      I am the one and only, can't take this away from me.

  • @bethenhiemer
    @bethenhiemer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Bloody flesh cylinder" is somehow both terrifying, and a strangely generic way of saying "severed finger". I love it.

  • @sloketamang1623
    @sloketamang1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    *Decapitates subzero then stabs the head with another sword"
    "I will not kill him"

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jane thinking I might be able to bring a date home is the most encouraging thing I've heard since the quarantine started.

    • @LewdDude-oo9si
      @LewdDude-oo9si 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ah yes the virus the government made up 😂

  • @autumnmarilyn5216
    @autumnmarilyn5216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    “When Norman Reedus and Hideo Kojima love each other very much...”

    • @FrancisMarcosGaming
      @FrancisMarcosGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First he would pull out his d-- [bleeeep!]

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They make a baby

    • @philippeamon7271
      @philippeamon7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This. Was. So. Poignant.

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrismanuel9768 If I had to explain it to a kid, the jar would be the most difficult part

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this
      Right where they said it

  • @rangerecho
    @rangerecho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    The condom from Infamous: Second Son. Imagine pulling that from your wallet after a third date.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Why is it glowing?"
      "Uh...It came like that?"

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was featured in the original video

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well you could roleplay as a magically enhanced mage.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Sgt-Wolf Hey, everyone, look! I found the person behind the quote, "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's only a problem if you say "It's ok, I rinsed it out this time"

  • @wavr_734
    @wavr_734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "When Norman Reedus and Hideo Kojima love each other very much"
    That made me laugh so much.

  • @code.name.sasquatch
    @code.name.sasquatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Andy: Death Stranding is hard to sum up.
    Jane: Hold my beer.

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Guys, I figured out Death Stranding. Hideo Kajima just walked into the studio and said, "I had the weirdest dream last night", and then the other devs said "Well, we don't have any better ideas. Let's hear it."

    • @azuredragoon2054
      @azuredragoon2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That might also explain some of the enemies Solid Snake had to deal with.
      An actual wolf trying to snipe Hideo in a dream
      A spider screeching about fear while Hideo is literally caught in his web (thanks tangled blankets)
      A mantis that responds perfectly to all of Kojima's moves like a mirror because he's perfectly psychic, then tells Hideo to use the controller instead of the dance dance revolution platform
      A duck that pops his head up and down from the grass while three dogs fly about. Anytime one or more of the dogs are hit, the duck laughs.

  • @mboettcher349
    @mboettcher349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Switching out the Mortal Kombat bookends for the Dead Island Riptide: Zombie Bait Edition bikini torso would have been a better choice. Those bookends are surprisingly muted compared to what a game series like MK could have done.

    • @90sPikachu
      @90sPikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Matthew Boettcher that lovely not at all creepy torso has already been in a similar list video

    • @livingcorpse5664
      @livingcorpse5664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Even MK knows where to draw the line on violent collectables.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Andy: Don't google it.
      Me: Googles it.
      Also me: Regrets everything.

    • @nemilyk
      @nemilyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You mean the one at the end that Andy specifically acknowledges and said they intentionally left out? :-P

    • @lanegaming31
      @lanegaming31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ya tbh the MK one isn't terrible whatsoever, I'm one of those die hard MK fans, and while I don't have this, I wouldn't mind owning it. I'd have to start reading again however for it to have any relevance in my life.

  • @incandescentdream
    @incandescentdream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I actually have the bookends and have proudly displayed them since 2011! My wife even likes them. I currently use them as ends to my junji ito collection. To a horror/MK fan, they're great!

    • @DIESEL0725
      @DIESEL0725 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had the bookends as well when I pre-ordered it for the PS3 and I loved them. Didn't have any books though unfortunately....

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DIESEL0725
      Use them for games or movies on a shelf

    • @DIESEL0725
      @DIESEL0725 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyleguajardo I gave them to my nephews because they broke them.

  • @dougloremaster7413
    @dougloremaster7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    weirdest collector's edition item I've ever seen is back when NES was a thing, Nintendo bundled a BDSM paddle designed to look like a controller with the system for a $100

  • @sharif47
    @sharif47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    7:54
    "...someone had an accident and set fire to a sensitive portion of their anatomy."
    Me: So, a very sensitive finger?
    My subconsciousness: No, it's a d**k.

    • @spiderglitch22
      @spiderglitch22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like the idea of an extremely sensitive finger more tbh

  • @Kenneth45
    @Kenneth45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Is it just me or are the bookends actually really cool?

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      For a Mortal kombat fan that like reading, I'd say they would be

    • @BillyFrost1865
      @BillyFrost1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      i mean, i find them pretty fine looking and i dont think they should even be on the list. If someone saw that on your shelf, they would probably think "oh they are just characters from some bloody videogame". With the others though, the naked woman with a glow in the dark fetus from fear 3, the fuckin baby from death stranding, the re7 finger that looks like a dildo, most of the others on this list, out of context they legit look very weird and not something someone would relate to a videogame

    • @RodentSpawn
      @RodentSpawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@BillyFrost1865 yeah the mk one isnt odd plus even if you dont wanna have the books you could just put them right next to eachother

    • @Mgl1206
      @Mgl1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      clayton tilley exactly I would actually want to buy them

    • @Kenneth45
      @Kenneth45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@RodentSpawn You could use them for your movie collection or your video game collection instead of books...

  • @michaelalmanza2046
    @michaelalmanza2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Mood killer"
    "Deal breaker"
    And further more a "Red flag"
    Oh, I lost it when she said all that. Lol

    • @krishanubanerjee6955
      @krishanubanerjee6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unless you have a goth gf, in which case it can be a
      "Mood setter"
      "Deal maker"
      And a "Black flag"!

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@krishanubanerjee6955 goth GF here, can confirm

  • @valashar5313
    @valashar5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Richard Garriot has done some odd things over his career. Back when his game of the week was Tabula Rasa he did the space tourist thing and spent time on the ISS. Because I was the first to decrypt a message he held up from the crew capsule I got a mission patch signed by the station's crew. It's one of maybe three or four game thingies I still have.

  • @maxvel0city906
    @maxvel0city906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    More of the Oxbox and Oxtra crew describing Death Stranding please.
    "THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR." 👍😀

    • @bilbo_t_baggins2762
      @bilbo_t_baggins2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That and Ellen's puns obviously.

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bilbo_t_baggins2762 of course, we can't do without our dose of Ellen punnage. 😀

  • @KirbyCom
    @KirbyCom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "One night, you brought a date back to your room" Unrealistic, immersion broken

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Besides, that dummy was a jerk! The only finger he's getting is--"
    And then it cut to a pet food ad for me, lol!

    • @xiaolinstyle
      @xiaolinstyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eeewww.
      You watch ads?!? Gross!

    • @ephemeralrawkstorm2532
      @ephemeralrawkstorm2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legitimately forgot ads existed on TH-cam. I've had Premium for several months now, and no desire to go back.

    • @localdingus6788
      @localdingus6788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine was something about a nursing program at a university.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ephemeralrawkstorm2532 Honestly, probably the same as well. TH-cam gave me three months free of Premium, which ends in a few days, but wow...I have enjoyed only having to deal with the sponsorships of TH-camrs, instead of both that, and ads all over the place, especially as I like to watch video essays and longer forms of content. Go ahead and take my money, TH-cam, and take a slow clap while at it. You've won me over.

    • @krishanubanerjee6955
      @krishanubanerjee6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got an ad for a cooking course. Thanks, TH-cam!

  • @KopaXTani
    @KopaXTani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lol! I love Andy’s attempt at an explanation of Death Stranding. “When Hideo Kojima and Norman Reedus love each other very much...”

  • @TheJaguar1983
    @TheJaguar1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    ... Fight monsters summoned by Alma's contacting uterus.
    There's a phrase I never thought I'd hear.

    • @IDyce88
      @IDyce88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah the FEAR series was one of the first i got on 360...now i have them all: FEAR, Fear: Files (expansion packs of FEAR), FEAR 2, and F3AR. the early games were much more scary (for the time anyway) and were good at making you feel like you were in a indy horror...or japanese horror...it didn't focus on graphics...just game play. FEAR 2 was still semi-scary but the graphics were better...there was certainly a greater supernatural threat level in FEAR 2. F3AR almost completley abandoned horror...focused mostly on the shooter aspect. i still think it's a great trilogy though...it does well and trying to make you think this Alma is the villain when really she is the victim (similar to certain Japanese horror films)

  • @CBrown
    @CBrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    For a very hot and confusing second I forgot my MK characters and thought "Why is Kratos telling Scorpion what to do?"

    • @moisesmejialopez9986
      @moisesmejialopez9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Funny thing is that Kratos actually has been added to the MK9 roster, PS3 exclusive

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That really did look like Kratos to me. They could be brothers or something!

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    TH-cam: where you have to blur out a subtitle thar says the F word but the horrifying flesh carving of a live person’s arm is fine

  • @faithjones7550
    @faithjones7550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jane's complete willingness to ask absolutely zero questions about what you're doing with all that blood is very on brand for her.

  • @AlexanderOsias
    @AlexanderOsias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Jane: “... which is a shame because this chili is really missing something.” (Looks straight at camera)
    Me: (dives under the table)

    • @philtkaswahl2124
      @philtkaswahl2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Admit it; that's probably someone's fetish.

    • @Eric19401
      @Eric19401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's the proper response when Jane makes a statement like that then looks your way.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@philtkaswahl2124 its a common one.

    • @MrBrknsyt
      @MrBrknsyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: (dives ON the table)

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@philtkaswahl2124 ⬆️ As you were saying. 🤷‍♂️

  • @animefanrk2k
    @animefanrk2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I'm not gonna lie: I think the weirdest thing I got in a collector's edition of something was some girl's underwear in an anime box set. At least, my mother thought it was hilarious for some reason.

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I'm so sorry but I agree with your mother that IS hilarious and very impractical. Like if you're a guy you can't really use them, and if you're a girl they might not even be in your size.

    • @Withoutalicense-gk5xx
      @Withoutalicense-gk5xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What was the box set I'm asking for a friend

    • @kanegarvey3188
      @kanegarvey3188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      because it was hers.

    • @animefanrk2k
      @animefanrk2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Withoutalicense-gk5xx Either Shuffle or Lucky Star. Pretty sure it was Shuffle though.

    • @zacharyjoy8724
      @zacharyjoy8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I *wish* I could say this surprised or shocked me, but it doesn’t. This is clearly something *straight* out of Japan, where you can buy used panties in vending machines. No joke.

  • @Ion3353
    @Ion3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Ah" you reply, as you move between them and the door

  • @Aya-vl9dq
    @Aya-vl9dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Ahh you reply, moving between them and door" 12:55, best part.

  • @synthraofficial5366
    @synthraofficial5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I am so pleased to admit that I actually sold the Death Stranding one as part of my job and it totally wasn't the strangest thing ever when they came to pick it up and we're like "cool, thanks for my creepy baby! I can't wait to show this to all my friends at out launch party!"
    Truly the best part of working in games retail. They always come up with some new nightmare fuel.

  • @nicocrestmere9688
    @nicocrestmere9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The trick is to put the glow in the dark pregnant atrocity in between the Mortal Kombat bookends so Scorpion is impaling both Sub-Zero and a horror fetus in one go.

    • @xavis7617
      @xavis7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Put everything but the locker between them so Scorpion is impaling all of the red flags you can position into the trajectory.

  • @travstein1185
    @travstein1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Andy: "but wait you explain, standing between them and the door"
    Me: laughing so hard my chest hurt for nearly an hour!

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    don't forget about how catherine's special edition had a pizza box and underwear
    not really "disturbing" like the rest of the entries, but more questionable in the sense of "why did you spend so much on a pizza box and underwear?"

  • @spacebearcadet746
    @spacebearcadet746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Describing Death stranding:
    Norman Reedus
    with a fetus,
    testing their Adidas
    As the Pony Express'd
    in Apocalyptically regressed
    America.
    Directed by Kojima.
    *DONE*

  • @InfelixSoror
    @InfelixSoror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Oh, dear studio filming. You already seem so... nostalgic. Vintage, even.

  • @IAmKenkira
    @IAmKenkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how even Janes sweater points at the coolest person in the room.

  • @savestate13
    @savestate13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Aw, man, everyone watch out for those NBA2K10 spoilers!!!

  • @lewayprevis
    @lewayprevis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I get the feeling Jane has had personal experience with the Alma Wade statuette.

    • @KEVMAN7987
      @KEVMAN7987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And her knowing what it is and what it's from probably made the situation worse somehow. I wonder if she left a Jane shaped hole in the door?

  • @CucumberSadness
    @CucumberSadness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Why do I get the feeling that Jane has multiple figures and statues of naked pregnant women with glow in the dark wombs, even before the special edition of FEAR.

    • @eviino
      @eviino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sableagle thats our prudence

    • @williamw2529
      @williamw2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Naw she has more class than that. Her knitting skills were put to the test and made those statues clothes.

    • @Amanda_Harper
      @Amanda_Harper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...not a deal breaker for me.

    • @rojh9351
      @rojh9351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, I suspect that “on a date” story was autobiographical, and she was dashing away to put in a bulk order.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's best you don't ask the questions to that which you don't want the answer.
      Just try to forget they moved.

  • @treble0110
    @treble0110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how to properly describe Death Stranding:
    Amazon Prime Simulator with Norman Reedus and his amazing fetus

  • @dhenderson1810
    @dhenderson1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Scorpion statue head looks like Skeletor from the He-Man cartoons.

  • @thisisodsmith
    @thisisodsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    From experience, the Love Is Over edition of Catherine can be summed up as follows
    Audio CD of the game's soundtrack - perfectly normal
    T-shirt of the game's health bar - pretty normal, even if most people mistake it for a Zelda tee
    Polka dot boxer shorts - ...wait, what?
    A pillow with Catherine posing on it - ...oh look, there's the "mood killer", "deal breaker" and "red flag"

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's an official body pillow with Catherine posing?? Link??

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Record of Agarest War did the same. Still have the pillowcase, and shockingly enough, a fiancee that wasn't immediately weirded out.

  • @bcfb21
    @bcfb21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “I use mine to thicken chili” of course you do prudence. Of course you do.

    • @Cruzz999
      @Cruzz999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just some casual cannibalism references.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still not as bad as putting beans in your chili

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you don't put beans in your chili you haven't made chili

  • @luggilu7864
    @luggilu7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The bookends are awesome. I'd totally use that for my favorite (physical) games.

  • @LordAnestis
    @LordAnestis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One thing i learned about the Special Editions is that most of the items look cool but are shit quality. I bought 3 in my life, the COD Modern Warfare 2 with the Nightvision that you can't see shit, the Skyrim with Alduin which look cool but made of cheap plastic and the Elder Scrolls Online with Molag Bal also cheap plastic and his mace fell off.

  • @gainsgaming2985
    @gainsgaming2985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    How did y'all forget the Dead Island: Riptide's Bloody Torso?!!?
    Literally just a rubbery, bloody, scandily clad female torso that is just neck to belly button and no limbs.
    Deserved more than a slight mention

    • @varunchaturvedi2581
      @varunchaturvedi2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They've mentioned it before in a video about Weird Pre-order Bonuses.

    • @GanjjaCat
      @GanjjaCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      15:40 Maybe if you watched the entire video

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jim Cornette Chill, they probably just haven't seen that video

    • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
      @luisemoralesfalcon4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's at the end, they even mentioned that would demonitise their video.

    • @gainsgaming2985
      @gainsgaming2985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Deserved more than a slight mention". Seems to indicate I watched the video and took note that it had only a mention at the end of the video. And the torso fits multiple categories of bizarre so I think it can be in a couple videos.

  • @alphacat77
    @alphacat77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    If the statue is going to scare off every date you ever have it should at least be well made otherwise it’s not worth being forever alone

  • @Galvamel
    @Galvamel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back in the 80s rocker band KISS donated blood to Marvel comics who then mixed it into their vat of red ink and printed a KISS vs. Dr. Doom comic. The first comic ever printed in blood.

  • @Rotogas
    @Rotogas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how casual Jane talks about stuff and then out of nowhere implies something really terrible, like making Chilli with human blood. And she acts like it's no big deal and completely normal. I love you guys

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yet, having a lovely statuette celebrating the wonder of childbirth is a "red flag" (complete with finger quotes for emphasis.)
      Her values are weird.

  • @pauljs3278
    @pauljs3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jane “... I use mine to thicken chilli” Laughed actually a bit too loud at that deadpan delivery.

  • @newflesh666
    @newflesh666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Ah collector's editions, the final boss of my wallet.

    • @lonreed9743
      @lonreed9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New Flesh nailed it!!

    • @newflesh666
      @newflesh666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lonreed9743 thank you.

    • @jebaited2449
      @jebaited2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one lol

  • @ChewieLewis
    @ChewieLewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That entire RE7 bit with Andy had me dying omg 😂

  • @heleneandersson7649
    @heleneandersson7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh no that baby in a jar reminds me of the conjoined twins in a jar that used to be in my local natural history museum. They removed them a couple of years ago, but not before haunting the nightmares of every milennial and pre-milennial whose parentes thought that museum was a chill family activity.

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "I can be offputting at parties for free, thanks. Anyway here's Wonderwall."

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's time to start the wonder wall karaoke night people.

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Kazz you’re only allowed to do wonder wall. Anything else gets you kicked out

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Singing Andrew"-- my initial impression was that someone made a Collectible Edition based on Andy's propensity for fear singing while playing a horror game. An animatronic Corazon that sits on the table and nervously belts out a relevantly spooky sea chanty, perhaps?

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait is Andy's name actually Andrew??????
      Probably not, but the mere possibility borders on world-shattering.

  • @ecosta
    @ecosta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Duke Nukem Forever - Balls of Steel Edition. I don’t know what’s harder to explain: the colorless bust of a random dude in shades, the name of the package, or the fact you waited 12 years for that game.

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it wasn't even a Duke Nukem game. It was some other FPS with a Duke Nukem coat of paint. Feels nothing like any of the previous four games in the franchise, and considering three of those were platformers, the fact that Duke 3D still managed to feel like it belonged was pretty impressive.

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bought that cheaply later.

  • @explodingrubiescollectorof7888
    @explodingrubiescollectorof7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Roommate: I found this in your room.
    Me: I can explain.
    You turn off the light she looks and notices something she turns on the lights and sees your bionicle collection filled with glow in the dark pieces and weapons.

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "That's just my collection of 50 Piraka heads!"

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roomate:- I found this in your room.
      Me:- What the hell are you doing going in my room, you sick pervert? How would you like it if I went through your stuff, but that would require having to put up with the smell of your stinky socks.
      If you go in my room again without my permission, I will kick your arse. UNDERSTAND??????

  • @thomasjackson1738
    @thomasjackson1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Jane: "...this chili is really missing something."
    Jane....are you asking for our blood? *sigh* Fine. How much do you need this time?

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just do what the rest of do when our Dark Queen requests an offering.
      Handkerchief + Chloroform + Mike + Sacrificial knife = Goblet of Chilli sauce for Jane

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She'll say stop when it's enough. You might not hear it though.

    • @earendurvoneinzbern7585
      @earendurvoneinzbern7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jane: Yes!

    • @duanegee7636
      @duanegee7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just the duty of a Pre-Victim

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Pulls out viles of blood like it’s a wallet*

  • @Darkman9000
    @Darkman9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dead Rising 2 had a rather quirky collectors edition, Zombrex Edition as it was called. Wherein you had the game case, styled like a pillbox, and a pen shaped like a syringe full of the fictional anti-zombifying drug Zombrex. Perhaps not the most morbid collectors item, but that probably would raise some eyebrows to have what appears to be a syringe full of an unknown blue fluid lying on your desk or coffee table.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What you do with your game developer blood is up to you. I use mine to thicken chili."
    *pause*
    _...WAT?_

  • @statryseliown1942
    @statryseliown1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bought the Death Stranding Collectors edition a couple weeks ago. Showed my family the BB statue and my sister’s friend was in tears over how horrifying it looked. I love it especially since it lights up and can horrify my family even more. 10/10 would scare family with it again.

  • @8balls122
    @8balls122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Mother: Hi I'm here to pick up my son's preorder of shroud of the avatar for his birthday
    Employee: of course ma'am here's your vial of human blood
    Mother:...

  • @y05077
    @y05077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ahhhh Jane...my date was long gone before she'd ever see the statues, because she has never existed.

  • @spooderdude5949
    @spooderdude5949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had the book ends and they are actually very cool and detailed. Way better than anything else on this list. And the book ends are actually meant to be used for your games so you can display them up right on the shelf with s certain flare.

  • @HenkkaArtGames
    @HenkkaArtGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After 9 years I now know that the FEAR 3 figure glows in the dark! The more you know. Also, yes, I have that figure. I don't know why because I haven't even installed the game or played it even once. Might be because at the time collector's editions were still pretty rare store shelf products here and I probably figured out that buying it was special. Oh well, I think it cost a total of 20 bucks when I bought it.

  • @jackbadley4890
    @jackbadley4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I use mine to thicken chilli" 🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh, I nearly cried. That was so much funnier than it should have been.

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was serious...

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Remember that great episode of Fraiser where he gets gifted a gross visceral collectors edition and has to pretend he likes it but doesn’t really and a whole bunch of antics transpire before he comes to realise that the gift of an awful naked monster from a friend is worth far more than good taste.. but then it never appears in another episode so he probably binned it... *jazz music*

  • @antoniokontos5677
    @antoniokontos5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well this was the first list I’ve ever watched that I had EVERYTHING in it, I won the Blood Reliquary in a Storage Auction wich now knowing it costs 6,000 at the time I’m hanging it up on my wall lol I thought it was Metal as hell and dident know it was actual blood

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drink it.

  • @FnRenner
    @FnRenner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Books. You know, those things like video games but the graphics suck."
    -Mike Channel, March 2020
    Mike is obviously not a Wheel of Time fan lol.

    • @John-Ng
      @John-Ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard he used it as a bedtime story... he fell asleep as soon as he started reading 🤪

  • @Jonathon_Hennessey
    @Jonathon_Hennessey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The people who pre-ordered the collector's edition of Doom 2016 got a 12 inch Revenant statue as it's depicted in the game, a very tall skeleton smeared with gore equipped with twin rocket launchers.

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My first thought was "yeah but that's cool!" Closely followed by "I'm so glad I'm already married."

    • @jordanjoestar9096
      @jordanjoestar9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      On the plus side there arent many jars that can hold foot tall figures.

  • @daletoland9946
    @daletoland9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending actually made me want to watch your next video XD! Looks like it's Switch and podcast time for me then, I've never seen a show of the week but I love these list videos.

  • @Yesterzine
    @Yesterzine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah the heady times this was written, you know when there was a danger of someone else being able to visit your house.

  • @smokejensin1662
    @smokejensin1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The squishy boobs Quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5. Not sure if it was a collectors edition thing. Still it was....
    Awkward AF.

    • @johnheuslerjr9623
      @johnheuslerjr9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What?
      Elaborate, please.

    • @X_Lord_of_the_Night
      @X_Lord_of_the_Night 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnheuslerjr9623There is an Quiet action figure with soft breats for you press, is not an collector edition, just and action figure and personally i like it (' _ ').

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But completely in character for that military fever dream of a series

  • @TheCuriousNoob
    @TheCuriousNoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "They're running around causing trouble."
    Bit of an understatement I must say.

  • @Grimmsha72
    @Grimmsha72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got an ad just as the MK bookends came in from discovery card with Mike Myers saying HOW ABOUT NO! Perfectly timed and just about died laughing

  • @montyr2083
    @montyr2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thinking about the "showing this to a date" test for gaming accoutrements, and I've realized that I've been either very fortunate or have dated/married several sociopaths. The only one anyone would have commented on was the locker...

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Given how many clones Jane gets through, you'd think she has plenty of blood to enhance her food with

  • @indi90air
    @indi90air 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Andy adding "don't google it, it's horrible" SO quickly after mentioning the Dead Island collector's edition was very merciful of him XD He's trying his best to look out for us (but I totally would have googled it if I hadn't already seen it)

  • @machomaroon
    @machomaroon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    " 'Ah,' you reply, moving between them and the door..." I lost it. Hilarious. 😂

  • @pillestyrer
    @pillestyrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That "oh no..." at the end was gold

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Do a video on collectors editions that don't come with the actual game.

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wait... what?

    • @marcelmartin5665
      @marcelmartin5665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are seven or more games that did that? I couldn't name one 😶

    • @ChicoDiamante
      @ChicoDiamante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They really have to! That We Happy Few one was just insulting.

    • @josiahkey4929
      @josiahkey4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like animal crossing

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josiahkey4929 that's just a special edition of the switch console

  • @PuffyKat
    @PuffyKat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best channel ever, spoiler warnings, funny, interesting, and the main people on the channel is so charming!

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I use mine to thicken chili” has got to be in the top 5 most cursed jokes ever made on this channel and I am here for it.

  • @aerongray2228
    @aerongray2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    as my current usb stick is a keyring, id just pass off the crap finger as "oh, i got it free with a horror thing" XD

  • @NullOminous
    @NullOminous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Dilapidated doll digit" oKAy, I see you, script writer! We love the alliteration!

  • @pipebhart4272
    @pipebhart4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh man, this was a really funny video. I hadn't laughed that hard in a while. Jane and Andy were in particular good form in this one, especially the severed appendage usb drive that may or may not be a finger.

  • @GoVocaloider
    @GoVocaloider 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:38
    DING! DING! DING!
    3-HIT KNOCK-OUT!!!!
    LMFAO 😂 That was the best line ever! I died laughing.

  • @mr.weirdness5970
    @mr.weirdness5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When RE7 was brought up, I thought of the doll house that plays Go Tell Aunt Rhody when you open it up.

  • @tombsofak
    @tombsofak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have the Death Stranding Collectors Edition. I wanna go as Sam for Halloween since I'm gonna be at work anyway 😂