-simulator battle = masochistic -realistic battle = a top tier with radars and laser guidance systems who complains that people in arcade “don’t play the game correctly” -arcade = just want to have fun
My man. Someone who gets the pain I could do without the colored crosshair telling you where you're going to penetrate or even naming what tank I'm up against, I just want to be able to see enemy tanks at all 🥲
As a Realistic Ground Battle player i can confirm that the gameplay is gritty and very PTSD Intense (advice because i haven't been able to focus on my classes because what i hear in my brain is absolute destruction and chaos in a normal WT match)
I once dogfighted a Bf 109 or something that looked like a low tier monoplane fighter in a DB-3B in Arcade while carrying 2000kgs of bombs, so anythings possible
Top tier ships in War Thunder be like: USA: God I'm so lucky Kaga is not in the game. Germany: Snipin ist a gut job mein freund. Challenging work in ze outdoors. I guarantee you not go angry, because in ze end of ze day as long as there's two ships left on ze seas, someone is gonna want someone sunk. "Ugh, I'm not a Tesco Value Bismarck, I'm a battlecruiser. The difference is that one is a design critique and ze other's a designation!" I'll be honest. Ze Wehraboos don't care for me. I think that zerstörer saw me....yes, yes he did! Feelings? Look, mein freund, you know who has a lot of feelings? Those Imbecile idiots who mourn their outdated battleship 70 years after she sunk. Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to sink everyone you meet. USSR: Wait a second.....Am I a paper design? Britain: Oh thank god there's no Bismarck here... Japan: MEOW MEOW NI....... Meanwhile Italy: As I stare into the eye of the coming Apocalypse I see them reaching for my soul I cannot erupt, I must control I cannot erupt, I must explode Funny how the mind tries to sink me deeper As the evil tries to turn me around I will not falter, shout at the devil As I bury them six foot underground The hours trapped in windowpane As it all locks me in chains The heartless ride and happy Thoughts of this crumbling world You cannot kill me I am Omega You cannot kill me I am Subhuman You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I am Omega (I must control) You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I must explode I must not forget, that I have bled From no respect for the demons in my head Something save me, put me out of my destiny And drop me safely in this hell I see right past me, the eyes are flashing As I call upon the dark gift to erupt With the devil on my back And out demons right in front I slash through and slice its shadow up You cannot kill me I am Omega You cannot kill me I am Subhuman You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I am Omega (I must control) You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I must explode I feel the devil in me We're coming right for you I feel the devil in me We're coming right for you You cannot kill me I am Omega You cannot kill me I am Subhuman You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I am Omega (I must control) You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I must explode
I do AA training in test drive more than anything else, but I definitely spend as much or more time there than in actual matches... I'm on the Russian Bias side: for real if the coding is still favoring Russian vehicles; for the meme if they actual fixed it to be equal.
When I send a dart DIRECTLY at the ammo rack and destroy it, tank should blow up. Nah, not only does he not blow up, he turns around and ammo racks me and I blow up Also I end up doing the same, I spend more time with AA's in test drive than anything else until I try to take out planes with tanks. It's helped me manage to kill some planes with 128mm HE
@@just_a_username8979 Yep, although, the APFSDS darts aren't explosive, so they are very unlikely to detonate ammo, and due to modern wetting methods, the kinetic energy usually won't be enough to set off the propellant, but will instead just make the ammo unusable; but if their rack is full of explosive rounds, such as HEATFS, then you have a good chance of setting it off if enough energy gets transferred to the explosive itself. I'm not too sure how well this is modelled in War Thunder, but it definitely makes a difference from what I can tell. My wet dream for War Thunder has been to take out a higher altitude Pe-8 with the Flak 8.8, but every time I set up a preset for it, all of the Pe-8s decide to go into hibernation...
@@ShawnF6FHellcat while true and I've wondered how well modeled it was in WT, I as well only have APFSDS sabots when I feel like suffering a bit at Top tier (which is admittedly not often) there's only maybe one or two light tanks I take and bring anything remotely HE (not including AA vehicles) stuff like HE and HEAT-FS I can understand. It just feels like ammo racks in Russian tanks are hit or miss on whether or not they explode. I would love to be able to use the Flakbus to take down planes (that aren't direct hits) but using the timed fuze shells is a bit of a hassle for me so I just end up slinging HE and try to direct impacts or if I have to just using the standard Pz Gr 39 shells to ensure the pilot is knocked out. My main anti-aa for dumber pilots is the Sturer Emil, as I've gotten several direct hits on American and British planes (a few Yak's as well)
@@just_a_username8979 I've only gotten one air kill with the Sturer Emil thanks to its very short reload time... The Stug III F and G are pretty good though; I usually bring about 20 APCR rounds solely for shooting down aircraft. The M3 Lee is like the best American AA until the M19, for me anyways... I would like to down a plane with the Flak 8.8 fuze, but I use the it more for visual representation of range, it's still fun to try though.
I think destroyer will win it has shields and laser canons and it can n space the sap would not even stand a chance at all even if it has automatic turret
Guys i have a problem: why every fukcing battle i do have always tanks of an upper level in enemy? Like, i was having fun yesterday with my italian 3.3 medium tank, and then the fun has been destroyed by a dammit pz VI H of a 4.0. why?
I'm there too, but I mostly train myself to make everything an SPAA... that is until they changed the AI aircraft to have a stupid flight pattern that is untouchable after 30 seconds without using Cold War and later weapons systems...
i get it, in context a insult would be a shell from a tank, and knowing the t-34 85 can bounce literal shells off because Russian bias. so basically the kid (which is the t-34) is already dead inside or he has big confidence
as a naval player, i can confirm that im still waiting for the match to start.
Max 30secs for me
it is a joke bro
As a match, I can confirm the naval players are still wating
it's been 3 months now are you still waiting?
@@Savage_Joshua_Himself i can confirm...im still waiting
i feel so bad for the guy who played over 100 battles at top tier with m22 locust and only has 11 ground kills...
I got 50 ground kills
@@Earl-er5xjno one asked
-simulator battle = masochistic
-realistic battle = a top tier with radars and laser guidance systems who complains that people in arcade “don’t play the game correctly”
-arcade = just want to have fun
Some amazing memes here. The two GuP memes will always be my favorite of the bunch.
same
Don’t stand next to a bomb? What does that mean? I haven’t died to bombs when using stalanium tanks. Dunno what you goin on about
they should ban that show
@@KillerT-Bone WHADDYA MEAN???!!! THAT SHOW WAS FUCKING AMAZING. HOW DO YOU HATE IT???!!
@@randomstuff4997 it is so stupid
I feel that German MiG-29 one in my soul. I have to grind the entire attacker line to get the Su-22 and unlock rank VIII. Absolute *_PAIN._*
Or buy mig 21 prenuim gaijn choose pill method
I just got the Mig23, now only F104, F4 and second Mig21 to go XD. When I unlock the Mig29 it will be outclassed by the Gripen and the F15 XD
1:00 that was me the entire time when i just started playing War Thunder
the poor EA-6b at the end though
I only play arcade battles because my eyesight is really bad and I can’t pick up the tiniest dot that is a tank in bushes
My man. Someone who gets the pain
I could do without the colored crosshair telling you where you're going to penetrate or even naming what tank I'm up against, I just want to be able to see enemy tanks at all 🥲
I had to re-watch this twice because I was vibing to the music too much
As a Realistic Ground Battle player i can confirm that the gameplay is gritty and very PTSD Intense (advice because i haven't been able to focus on my classes because what i hear in my brain is absolute destruction and chaos in a normal WT match)
3:48 meanwhile in arcade battles you got bombers dog fighting each other
true
I once dogfighted a Bf 109 or something that looked like a low tier monoplane fighter in a DB-3B in Arcade while carrying 2000kgs of bombs, so anythings possible
me (BV 238) and a B17 got into a dogfight once during an arcade battle, I won lol certified BV 238 moment
the Air battles feud between USA/UK and Germany/Italy is funny as hell too just look into the forums debating ww2 20mm performance in game
1:31 there is an imposter among us
on god, non penning or getting a richochet on the flat surface of a Tiger 1 with a 76mm+ gun is so annoying. Like HOW DID I NOT GO THROUGH YOUR TANK
1:01 this relatable but its the opposite people say german tanks are good and I, for som reason 1 shot them
4:11 I this is the most accurate thing I've seen
Imagine you could do with any vehicle… would be epic, especially if we could choose the target tanks.
Bomber pilots when they see each other:
👍🏻
Fighter pilots when they see each other:
*Give each other the finger*
as a person who plays arcade battles and watched gup, i can confirm that first meme is real
Top tier ships in War Thunder be like:
USA: God I'm so lucky Kaga is not in the game.
Germany: Snipin ist a gut job mein freund. Challenging work in ze outdoors. I guarantee you not go angry, because in ze end of ze day as long as there's two ships left on ze seas, someone is gonna want someone sunk.
"Ugh, I'm not a Tesco Value Bismarck, I'm a battlecruiser. The difference is that one is a design critique and ze other's a designation!"
I'll be honest. Ze Wehraboos don't care for me.
I think that zerstörer saw me....yes, yes he did!
Feelings? Look, mein freund, you know who has a lot of feelings? Those Imbecile idiots who mourn their outdated battleship 70 years after she sunk. Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to sink everyone you meet.
USSR: Wait a second.....Am I a paper design?
Britain: Oh thank god there's no Bismarck here...
Japan: MEOW MEOW NI.......
Meanwhile Italy:
As I stare into the eye of the coming
Apocalypse I see them reaching for my soul
I cannot erupt, I must control
I cannot erupt, I must explode
Funny how the mind tries to sink me deeper
As the evil tries to turn me around
I will not falter, shout at the devil
As I bury them six foot underground
The hours trapped in windowpane
As it all locks me in chains
The heartless ride and happy
Thoughts of this crumbling world
You cannot kill me
I am Omega
You cannot kill me
I am Subhuman
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I am Omega (I must control)
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I must explode
I must not forget, that I have bled
From no respect for the demons in my head
Something save me, put me out of my destiny
And drop me safely in this hell
I see right past me, the eyes are flashing
As I call upon the dark gift to erupt
With the devil on my back
And out demons right in front
I slash through and slice its shadow up
You cannot kill me
I am Omega
You cannot kill me
I am Subhuman
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I am Omega (I must control)
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I must explode
I feel the devil in me
We're coming right for you
I feel the devil in me
We're coming right for you
You cannot kill me
I am Omega
You cannot kill me
I am Subhuman
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I am Omega (I must control)
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I must explode
The arc of the hearoes And vilians
4:40 - Me: *Bringing up Laserpig's Video*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Great memes
To be honest I play naval sometimes and most of the time I get in a match easily
1:42 My 262 is waiting
su25 players be like
@@shikikanaz4624 explain?
@@rudatkatzn9171 su25 literally plaguing 9.7 easily kill a10 with r60m
@@shikikanaz4624 while I agree, the A-10 at least can flare it. And R-60s go after flares like moths after the light
@@rudatkatzn9171 i fear the a10 cuz I use the j35a and it dosent have flares so a a10 can snipe me from 5 kilometers
Ok I'm not the only one who spends most of his time goofin around in test drive
This meme (3:16) reminds me of a time where I shot down a 109 with the ZIS-30
i once shot down a bomber with the SU-5-1
Same story but it's in arcade and the player who used it already gone and i was using a flak 88 with ap shell
I once shot down a Bf 109 with an L3 once too, i might have been the tiniest creature blending in with no support, but I got this under control.
1:49 perfect description hood's weakness... ANY HE SHELL
Nice girl.. I mean.. Really nice.
5:43 nah im swedish bias
bruh, arcade battle might be easy but theres a lot of them.
when i played arcade after a long time , the entirity of enemy force was following me
YES OUR LORD HAS RETURNED!
if 400mm of APFSDS pen not penning the t72’s lower front plate isnt russian bias idk what is
So fucking relatable
did...did you censor the hammer and sicle?
0:49 why did bro censor out the hammer and sickle on the kgb?
You can russian bais using swedish destroyer at 4.0 br
Is the new italian plane that good?
Never tried it, had too much fun with the 2C
3:22 that should be the Waffenträger
I do AA training in test drive more than anything else, but I definitely spend as much or more time there than in actual matches...
I'm on the Russian Bias side: for real if the coding is still favoring Russian vehicles; for the meme if they actual fixed it to be equal.
When I send a dart DIRECTLY at the ammo rack and destroy it, tank should blow up. Nah, not only does he not blow up, he turns around and ammo racks me and I blow up
Also I end up doing the same, I spend more time with AA's in test drive than anything else until I try to take out planes with tanks. It's helped me manage to kill some planes with 128mm HE
@@just_a_username8979 Yep, although, the APFSDS darts aren't explosive, so they are very unlikely to detonate ammo, and due to modern wetting methods, the kinetic energy usually won't be enough to set off the propellant, but will instead just make the ammo unusable; but if their rack is full of explosive rounds, such as HEATFS, then you have a good chance of setting it off if enough energy gets transferred to the explosive itself. I'm not too sure how well this is modelled in War Thunder, but it definitely makes a difference from what I can tell.
My wet dream for War Thunder has been to take out a higher altitude Pe-8 with the Flak 8.8, but every time I set up a preset for it, all of the Pe-8s decide to go into hibernation...
@@ShawnF6FHellcat while true and I've wondered how well modeled it was in WT, I as well only have APFSDS sabots when I feel like suffering a bit at Top tier (which is admittedly not often) there's only maybe one or two light tanks I take and bring anything remotely HE (not including AA vehicles) stuff like HE and HEAT-FS I can understand. It just feels like ammo racks in Russian tanks are hit or miss on whether or not they explode. I would love to be able to use the Flakbus to take down planes (that aren't direct hits) but using the timed fuze shells is a bit of a hassle for me so I just end up slinging HE and try to direct impacts or if I have to just using the standard Pz Gr 39 shells to ensure the pilot is knocked out. My main anti-aa for dumber pilots is the Sturer Emil, as I've gotten several direct hits on American and British planes (a few Yak's as well)
@@just_a_username8979 I've only gotten one air kill with the Sturer Emil thanks to its very short reload time... The Stug III F and G are pretty good though; I usually bring about 20 APCR rounds solely for shooting down aircraft. The M3 Lee is like the best American AA until the M19, for me anyways... I would like to down a plane with the Flak 8.8 fuze, but I use the it more for visual representation of range, it's still fun to try though.
Why you cencor the Hammer and Sickle of KGB on 0:49?
0:54 ok why tf is the hammer and sickle censored?
There is no Russian bias…
Chinese bias however, is very strong.
I think destroyer will win it has shields and laser canons and it can n space the sap would not even stand a chance at all even if it has automatic turret
Lynette has switched to Ju288
Gonna grind some millions for top tier rp farming.
Had to put it on 1,5 speed so it doesn’t take ages
2:43
MMO BATTLE: TANKI X AND W-O-T
Guys i have a problem: why every fukcing battle i do have always tanks of an upper level in enemy? Like, i was having fun yesterday with my italian 3.3 medium tank, and then the fun has been destroyed by a dammit pz VI H of a 4.0. why?
The world is cruel and unjust place, there is no harmony in wt. The only constants is grind and suffering.
As a JU-288 main i can confirm this is true
Nice
3:10 yeah its so bullshit i got the Mig 23 MLA but i cant get the MIG 29
japanese bias here
Guys pro tip. Do not play war thunder on a Mac book pro
I used to play war thunder on a pc with no mouse for a few years
Gaijin should add this tip on next update loading screen
I know I’m probably meant to get the reference to the first meme
But I genuinely don’t know what movie it’s from
The ones Fury and the other is Girls und Panzer
@@OCGangsta I know the those two but first one with the Russian tank, and Hind. (Sim battle)
I don’t know the reference
I think that is Rambo III
I'm on that Swedish bias side. I freaking hate swedish tanks.
Why is hammer and sickle on KGB symbol removed? Dislike
I see you are a man of culture as well......
0:52
Did you just censor a hammer and a sickle symbol?
Idk
2:56 no we aren't
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Russian Bias
4:11 I'm in this picture and I don't like it
I'm there too, but I mostly train myself to make everything an SPAA... that is until they changed the AI aircraft to have a stupid flight pattern that is untouchable after 30 seconds without using Cold War and later weapons systems...
if u dont have panzer IV GUP skin, u r just regular noob
4:40 I don't get it
i get it, in context a insult would be a shell from a tank, and knowing the t-34 85 can bounce literal shells off because Russian bias. so basically the kid (which is the t-34) is already dead inside or he has big confidence
Very Early Gang
Terribly unfunny
3:45