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Random fact, 09:55 "sweet Fanny Adams" refers to a child in the UK that was murdered, she was torn apart so badly it was as if she was nothing.
Good you didn't say "Random fun fact,"
@@WhimsicalWhite because noone on earth actually cares about fun facts they arent fun
@@WhimsicalWhite nah he shoulda said
most fun
for obvious reasons this is a joke
one for the horrible histories along with Jon Benet
@@l1ghts0ut_ imo
the more useless the fact is, the more its fun factor increases
3:32 that's a common craft, they're flower pens, and they use beans because the caps don't fit after you use the green tape and if you use sand it gets everywhere and can damage the ball tip of the pens.
Also, accountants are called "bean counters" sometimes
I was going to say those are pins and not real flowers. I hope that the poster was joking and if not that is sad
@@JP591991 they’re pens. A nearby nursing home has those at the front desk for signing in
@@JP591991 they’re made with fake flowers
I was thinking that too, but I've never seen beans being used as filler. I thought it was usually beads or pebbles?
Someone asked me if they could fly my drone, I WAS SHOCKED.
I then got over it and asked “How the FU#K did you get into the military base?”
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
tf is a military bass
so funny, and what is a military bass😐
Something about this joke is... Fishy
Its a militarized fish
8:06 ah yes, Edison "inventing" the lightbulb that already existed by putting a different filament in it
Yeah, the useful one, back then lightbulb isn't useful and cant last longer
British chemist, Joseph Swan invented Lightbulb
Alessandro Volta invented electricity
Edison is just a businessman.
2:50 As a Vietnamese who know English, I find that hilarious. The person who made the menu probably used Google Translate and didn't know the English swear words. "Gà xối mỡ" is a fried drumstick top with fried rice.
3:29 those are pens with flowers taped to them. The beans keep the pens upright when not in use, as someone can just stick a pen back into the vase. I've seen this done many times.
I assume 7:05 is the antagonist of the "free candy" van.
Bruh the hand flipping me off gets me every time
th-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/w-d-xo.html .
@Etisa Jimo bro 💀
Joke's on You, I'm already morbidly depressed... 💀🤟🏻
Haha saaaaame me and my
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💥Facial dysmorphia💥 can party with you 💀🤟
Ayo can my ✨anxiety and stress✨ come with you too 💀🤟
my name is john and i have a fat orange cat who keeps using my pipe
Me too
@@Goofynoot67 I'm sorry to hear that ♥️
babe wake up emkay posted
I'm up
1:28 You seem to be forgetting your place, don't make me get Tiddles.
(Fun History Fact: The one recorded case of Genocide By A Single Individual was committed by Tiddles the cat on a species of ground nesting finch on the island a lighthouse keeper brought him to. The only specimens of that species ever recorded by science were the members Tiddles brought to the lighthouse keeper as trophies)
Birds on islands. It never ends well.
Ah yes, the Stephens Island Wren, also known as Lyall's Wren. Sadly they had to shoot Tiddles.
@@SJohann I like to threaten birds with to much moxie with "Tiddles The Genocide." He is basicly their Boogeyman.
Ah, yes, nothing like funny Reddit content to finish off your Monday. And it comes courtesy of our good friend, Jack! 😎👍🏻
mondays are like black people for me and i love garfield
@@isappycracks hmm but garfield hates mondays
Oh no
@@milicabecejski9280 YOUR RIGHT I ATE LASANGA TODAY AND SMOKED MY FRIEND'S JOHN PIPE
Correct
@@isappycracks rasciscte?¡!?!?!¿!?!
/j
Fun random fact:
llamas giving birth is calling an unpacking
A qroup of rattle snakes is called a rhumba!
I once say a Lamma unpacking.
I guess I'll just buy a dozen rattlesnakes to clean my house
Why do you know this? /gen
Do you mean Llamas or Lambs?
@@brayden2983 llamas. Sorry for the probably obv mistake English isn't my first language and autocorrect likes to correct me where I don't need it
i knew it!! The other day the way Robin pronounced Dachshund weirded me out. i swear, all my life it was DASH-hund and all of a sudden everywhere i hear DAKS-hund. Apparently it has always been that. But i'm so glad Jack says it the way i know it, too. And English is his 1st language.
It's both. "Daak-snd" is technically the official USA English. But Dash-hund is also accepted.
@@alchemysaga3745 Thanks for the clarification~!
7:01 Ah, a perfect story idea! I would like to think that the van is both ran by Sandra, a trained member of the FBI, and Kevin, a nerdy ice cream guy. For some reason they were forced to use the same van. (Plothole moment) Kevin thinks that Sandra's work is super cool and always wants to help her. Sandra has an important case she has to get to the bottom of and is constantly rejecting Kevin's tips and attempts to help, and at the end they eventually solve the case together. It is then revealed that Kevin is actually an undercover FBI agent and was actually testing her to see how she would react to help from a plebian.
11:02 Pickles... they're called pickles...
Nobody can beat a joke into the ground quite like Jack!
And still make it funny
Jack is a fun little snack
@Etisa Jimo what the fuck.
5:58 you gotta give them credit though, it's hyper realistic and so accurate that it is actually scary. Lol
Excellent job.
Nah it's supposed to be Teacher Quailty Institute, it's an institution where they train quails to teach children.
Random fun fact
09:55 "sweet Fanny Adams" refers to a child in the UK that was murdered, she was torn apart so badly it was as if she was nothing.
The vase with beans does not have flowers in it. Though are pens.
6:59 looks like a public outreach effort. A lot of kids are afraid of the police (my parents and their friends were having a really good party, and those mean ol' police came in and arrested everyone), and this could help get kids to approach them.
6:33 Based on the facial expressions I'd say the emotions of the two on the edges have been flipped.
If anyone was curious about the shotgun plunger the shotgun is plastic and dose absolutely nothing it's just a novelty
The flowers in the flower pot with beans are actually pens, so there's that, too.
And we all know that the floofy birb will win
That DJ cat one was such a wierd Thing to witness well high as balls…
Rumors have it that bud light is 100% recyclable if you imbibe at their brewery.
0:48 HE SOUNDS LIKE PAPYRUS 💀💀💀💀
Fermented cucumbers are gerkins 🔥
Noooooo, what-why-what was that “Noo, it was MeEeEeEeEe!” I can’t stop laughing 😂
00:00
You know my people call it "secret of endless beer"
12:29 “Eggs snippy snippy” hilarious
3:50 yes, license plates like this are common occurrences in Montana
12:11 oh….as a walmart employee, this happens more often than you think
Fermented cucumbers are just a type of pickle, for anyone curious.
Best thumbnail I’ve seen in a while, great job, grabbed my headphones for this, can’t wait!
my body is ready for emkay post
th-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/w-d-xo.html .
12:46 is actually kinda a bop tbh
why does history still say edison invented the light bulb it was tesela
Fermented cucumbers are, I believe, pickles?
Jack made them 10x more funny
Jack makes r/Funny actually funny.
Bruh first time I’ve seen an em Kay video without being at least 2 days after it being posted
I pass by that Taco Bell at 14:09 all the time & always knew that this would be it's fate.
8:35 Ashfur to Twigbranch in The Broken Code
A fermented cucumber is just a pickle
at 2:00 ( this is a joke )
cat loses tooth, cat's mother: put it under your pillow and the tooth fairy will come! 😁
cat: *puts it under pillow at night.*
*tooth fairy comes*
cat: ( mind ) * oOoOh! fresh MEAT 🥩🥩🥩🥩* OM NOM NOM NOM
tooth fairy: AaAaAaAaAAaAaAaAAaAaaAaAAaAaA! 😱😱😱😱
14:25 in Bing's defense, both sources used the exact same example.
12:03 why is this so cute, lexi wouldve prolly died.
Jack, do remember no matter how much or little you pay for a drink... it's technically a rental.
you’ve heard of bursto, get ready for
PKCELL
“Awh, my PKCELL”
2:42 i'm really sorry for you guys after reading that VietNamese rice food sign, what were they thinking.
Maybe they wanted to market to a… certain group of people
@@ghostrider4109 nah, they would not do that, this sign is often use in a outside and inside restaurant, and also for street food signs and other small restaurant.
alright but
jokes aside pouring old drinks into the tank of your toilet is a good way to save water as long as nothing smells
10:32
It would be a 50/50 for me, Jack
Once we had a small game in class. Where you write down answers to some questions about yourself: like hobbies, favourite music etc. One such question was about listing one thing you'd want gone forever. I said people who hate on others. Someone said advertisements (genious!) another said mosquitoes (even better!).
Today I learned that potato spirals are a thing
I saw a Prius with that "quote" sticker on the road once, It actually made that Prius seem pretty cool.
Ye ye I shall speak this is peak entertainment
"welcome back to emkay, im your host jack the guy that has the best crack"
Ah yes, I am early… for once
Yes
@Etisa Jimo eh, no
Yoo so am I!
Yes same and to remove the bot report it the replie will disappear
I'm also early
that much sunlight a day sounds like hell
2:49 As a Vietnamese, I'm laughing like crazy
3:50 damn, mohel be flexin'.
Accountants are often called "bean counters".
All I can think with the accountant flowers is that he's a "bean counter", so it's appropriate!
3:29 Do they not realize that flowers are pens and the beans are there to keep the pens in place so they don’t touch the bottom of the vase and have only the petals sticking out? Like pens are only so long…
Racoons are pretty pog ngl
th-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/w-d-xo.html .
11:04 those are…um…pickles
What kind of tooth fairy was visiting you?! Jeez
I live by that cremation place for the "Drive Thru Ashing"! It's for the local Catholic Church down the street.
Fun fact: don't drink any liquid when watching this video, especially when it's at 2:51. My computer's busted now.
How is that a fun fact
Oh wow, I've been loking at this channel for years and JUST NOW found out there are little Emkay hands on the background!!! 🤯
I love all of your video especially the r/blessedimage
Our church did a drive through Ashes due to covid...they did the ashes at the same time as a free food distribution.
12:46 such a vibe
I would put a sticker/sign on a urinal saying “beer reclamation”.
Ah, yes, it's 5am and I'm not sleeping
0:11 i know this is off topic but i just realized he does the middle finger every intro
I've never had a potato spiral, only ever seen pictures, but I imagine most people go for more of an angled bite from the side.
Whenever i hear dog song or any other song from undertale i am happy
I wonder if there will be a Root Beer recycling station next time..
th-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/w-d-xo.html .
Jack singing bits
11:26
12:46
14:05
Funny as always
ive once seen a person with the word bussin
*British chemist, Joseph Swan came up with Lightbulb idea. Edison was just a businessman.
8:23 doesint have the same ring to it as PK cell
seriously jack need more eps
12:29 that same sign was in a video of Microsoft Sam Reads Stupid And Weird Signs
11:20 My mom had something similar like this it just didn't look like that. Initially the way it's supposed to work is that there's a little canister of CO2 that you buy and you place into it and then you use pressure and there's a little pin that pops up in the CO2 canister releasing the CO2 down your toilet to unclog it. It's basically a faster way to unclog a toilet. Love the design choice though
About the he flower vase that is full of beans,the flowers are pens made harder to pocket
6:53 Grandma be like I wanted play girl bunnies where are my hot scandily dress men
2:24 I'd hope your wife isn't fan or else that wouldn't be your wife
I did not leave a like on this video so I get to meet emkay when he comes to my home.
There's a bar near me that has that shotgun plunger.
It works great!
No you dont shoot anything with it. Just a fancy handle.
0:00 yes.
If you drive 6km in a car. . . You are still sitting
11:56 I’m only putting a time stamp here because I love axolotls.
11:36 I am taking that line