OK bying a Sans plush, pretending not to know who he is and calling him Sam is the most hilariously evil thing to do to anyone who so much as knows what Undertale is
Oh god I thought that post was about the teacher pretending to not know the student's name. Because I've been going to this professor's class for almost a year and I was never absent and I sat in the same spot in the front row every single time. This week she asked me what my name is. I related to that post so much and turns out it was just me projecting. God I need that recommendation letter.
13:48 Let's not forget that when Toph broke out of the metal box she was trapped in, she immediately shoved both her kidnappers in it then bent the opening shut. Bare in mind, at the time that Toph was the only metal bender at that time period. Those poor bastards likely starved to death in the middle of nowhere, pressed together in an enclosed metal box. So hardcore
I’m fairly certain they wouldnt have starved to death, more likely suffocated since there was likely no opening and the box was only supposed to be used to transport one small girl for a few hours, not hold grown men for hours or days on end
0:28 This is a joke about characters in video games having a limited number of voice lines for getting hit; therefore, if a character only has one hurt sound, then when they're receiving continuous damage, it'll just be "Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof!" over and over.
The moment the male/female/prefer not to answer one came up, I immediately thought of Fallen London. I'm thrilled that it was actually referenced. Fun note, if you pick that, your character profile refers to you as a person of mysterious and indistinct gender...and npc's are like "Si-, err, mada-, ah, yes" The game is amazingly well written, and I highly recommend it. If anyone does, let me know. I can always use more friends for social actions
@@thatrandomcrit5823 Yep! Fallen London is a story-driven browser-based RPG. The screenshot in the video is the actual bit from the game where it asks your character's gender. The game is free to play, though there are some paid dlc stories. If you subscribe, you get them ahead of time as part of the subscription (and the sub is a few bucks cheaper than the story by itself) as well as a few other perks. It's great fun, even if more than a bit grindy at times
Yesss! I love Fallen London so much. My profile is glitched because I put too many spaces in my name, but if anyone wants to be friends on there, I'll gladly add ya.
Tumblr has always been weird, the NSFW ban just brought the weird to the top because a lot of people used Tumblr for either NSFW, game news, or fanart. Without the NSFW there was a vaccum as there where a lot of casualties in all 3 major groups from people who had overlapping accounts, or just quitting in protest, or multiple accounts on the same address which lead to losing non-NSFW accounts when the NSFW where deleted. Thus the weird parts filled in the cracks rapidly to keep the site alive. Now the Gamer and Fanart groups have stabilized but there's no burying the weird
@@_MilkywayWishes_ But i'm not talking about what happened to the NSFW artists (Though this is not that common honestly 90% of the NSFW just left tumblr outright) But explaining why tumblr was always weird but it only seems to have become weird recently to most outside observers.
absolutely losing my mind at how he's reacting to posts that I understand immediately. tumblr gets more and more undecipherable by the day and it's beautiful to get an outside perspective.
I think my favourite line from the "I talk like Solid Snake" post is the one claiming there haven't been any serial killings since the 1950s. Harold Shipman, anyone?
I like how because things don't become famous people believe they don't exist anymore. That's like me saying there hasn't been any smuggling in the US since the 1930s.
I wonder which voice he means though. If he means before 5, sounding like David Hayter would be cool. But if talking about MGS5, it just doesn't feel right hearing Kiefer Sutherland voice Snake in my opinion.
That king wasnt uniquely big. The sword was used for decoration. He got the sawfish saw and had it mounted as if it were a sword because he thought it would be neat.
I mean, it certainly would have had an intimidation factor for sure. You walk into some guy called the barbarian king's room and see that shit just sitting there? You'd listen to him.
As a professional cook, I fully agree with the minced garlic post. Dried garlic a garlic powder are inferior, but not minced garlic from a jar. The chemical changes in dried garlic and garlic powder effect the flavor and nutritional values. Simply mincing it and storing it in a jar with a bit of water doesn't effect it as much. I've never met a chef that turns their nose up a the raw minced garlic. It's a great time saver. We'd PREFER to use fresh minced, but sometimes a jar of pre minced is actually better for what you're making. Pre minced garlic has had time to mellow without losing its flavor. Fresh minced has more bite to it. For instance, garlic butter, pre minced is better; for Caesar dressing, fresh minced is best. Pre minced is better for pizza sauce, but fresh is best with home made Alfredo sauce, either works with marinara sauce, depending on many factors. Anyone who gets snooty about the subject is an idiot.
Can concur. Not a pro cook, but someone that's cooked from the age of like 10 for the family or himself and cooks primarily chinese food. The other thing to note is that the garlic for the pre minced are usually 1 type of garlic so if you're looking to use a different garlic with a different flavor, you'll have to go fresh minced. But, for the most part, there's very little difference, even in chinese food which usually requires a good amount of garlic between pre minced and fresh. Any lost in flavor is usually small enough that you can make up for it by adding a little more. The other thing too is that, even without the garlic having a chance to mellow, jars of minced garlic isn't usually purely garlic. It'll be like garlic, water, possibly salt and/or preservatives. Sometimes, it's that combination alone that has the flavor that you want, like say for dipping sauces.
10:33 Fun fact: there is a fanfic out there based exactly on this premise: I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love. It's actually beautifully told, and for any Snape fans out there, is amazing with the amount of complexity and depth it adds to both Snape's and Luna's characters. Definitely worth a read!
I just wanted to profusely thank you for recommending this to me. It’s probably the best-written fanfic I’ve read in years and I love not only that it builds upon Luna (probably my second-favourite character in the original HP arc) but that it develops a realistic platonic relationship that you quickly become invested in seeing progress and blossom, rather than going the typical (?) route of a romance arc.
@@samikobayashi3468 Glad to be of help! I don’t read fanfics that much, but this one’s been a long time favorite of mine. I’m happy that you enjoy it as well :)
A strange threat I say to people is “I’m gonna buy a bunch of dogs and give you all of them so you have to bear the burden of taking care of like 50 dogs every day”
And they have to live the pain of watching all 50 dogs, one after the other. And the dogs will only die once the Human is finally starting to heal from the last death.
That can work, but there are some exceptions: 1. They're a REALLY big asshole who will just get rid of the dogs. 2. They'll make the dogs dirty, go on social media, and start making a fundraiser to help the dogs; not only making them money to sustain the dogs, but also making it so that people will want to adopt them.
I'd suggest that the train station announcer is in the UK. There are a load of drivers and conductors who make hilarious announcements, usually on a trip that's going to be mostly filled by regulars. The thought of a station master doing the same seems to be pretty normal to me ;)
Hi! Tumblr user here to explain both the hurtsound and the live slug one So the hurtsound is just referring to sounds that play when a video game character is hurt But apparently live slug is from Star Wars, who reacted in disgust to two lesbians kissing. That's where it comes from
Not to mention how the 'Live Slug Reaction a Gay People' has ace attorney charatcers that are joked about being and probably gay. Honestly though Klavier and Edgeworth stook out like a sore thumb.
okay not gonna lie, the Snape teaching Luna in Potions Class is really adorable. Luna is such a sweetheart and I think Professor Snape probably isn't used to the kindness, especially from a student.
5:04 There is no camera trick. That is how big it is. But it is a ceremonial sword, mainly used more as a decoration than an actual functioning sword. It is too heavy and too unwieldy to use in battle.
I love how MLP only got even more expansive after it ended. While the show was airing it had a very closed club type of fans. Now that the FiM series has been over for years it's popping up everywhere.
11:02 i did this in a panda express at the mall with my girlfriend- she offhandly mentioned the racism in mlp and i went on a rage induced rant for a solid five minutes about how that episode where the natives and the ponies were fighting iver land that belonged to the natives was bullshit. picture this: a girl with pink and purple hair in a funky button up rants angrily about pony racism to her green haired gf who is just lovingly listen the whole time
Honestly, I don't think we can even blame Tumblr for what the people who like Tumblr are like, those fuckers have been having to get rid of us for years but we're stuck on there like barnacles on a boat.
I dunno about y’all but I absolutely adore the chaos of Tumblr and have been following it before covid. The reason some people think it’s weird is because the whole website is inside jokes with itself XD
my favorite thing about that site is how everyone chased away celebrities and corporations like rabid dogs, but cheer whenever osha or the Monterey bay aquarium posts. we collectively go batshit crazy for marine biology and workplace safety memes. we don't talk about denny's.
As one of the five people who has watched Agents of SHIELD, I feel the need to inform you that one of the government officials who wanted to nuke New York was revealed to be a member of Hydra. He was also the last role Powers Boothe had before he died.
I was pretty curious about the raspberry crown wasp, and looked it up. Apparently it is a species of moth that has adapted to look like yellow jackets. They also are a pest to farmers that raise raspberries.
"I'll fill your sinuses with urine" Well, probably better than the nonstop shitstorm that is my pollen allergies. And because the weather here is so all over everywhere always, it's not seasonal. It's permanant suffering that occasionally ramps up.
6:50 fun fact. Pre prepped frozen veggies are actually healthier than fresh, as they are washed, chopped and frozen hours after harcest, containing more nutrients than the days or weeks old ones you get "fresh". Because nobody knows how long they've been on the produce shelves before you buy them.
6:50 As someone who has worked in a professional kitchen, with professional cooks who have gone through culinary school... anyone who says only people who don't know how to cook take shortcuts is full of shit. Straight up, most of them would say that it's the sign of a true pro to find good shortcuts.
5:15 I agree that the song probably can't be reintroduced today, but I'll be damned if "You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" isn't the best line of that era.
So I have a anxiety disorder and it’s hard to just have a basic day cause I’m always anxious but whenever I watch emkay it helps calm me down and I laugh a lot on this channel sorry if I forget some but thank you ✨ Micheal,robin,Lexi,Damian and jack ✨ you guys are what’s helped me keep it together so thank you so so much I hope you’re channel grows 10fold or more! You guys are great
If I had a nickel for every one piece meme I've seen today on a video unrelated to One Piece, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice
So, fun fact! The peacock is one of Hera's sacred animals. The reason for this is because the Greeks believed in a story, where Zeus turned one if his many love affairs into a cow to hide her from Hera. Hera knew this, so instead of killing her, she had Argus; who was a giant with a hundred hands and a thousand eyes, constantly watch over her. Until one day, Zeus had Hermes go down and lull Argus to sleep with his Lyre, and kill him so Io could be freed. Because Argus was Hera's most loyal followers, she had his many eyes placed on the feathers of a peacock. And thus, it became her sacred animal.
For the asexual meme, each card suit represents a type of asexuality. Spades represents the Aromantic Asexual. Hearts represents the Romantic Asexual. Clubs represents the Grey-Ace/Grey-Aro Asexual. All that said, they probably went with the first image they could rip from Google. --- I'm somewhere between Kusanagi/The Major and Faye Valentine, on that KVK scale. --- Kitty Pokemon, kitty pokemon...I'm gonna be awesome with an awesome kitty Pokemon.
So the one where it was like "girl help they gave me one hurt sound" refers to the fact that in video games, when female characters get hurt, it is one sound over and over, while male characters tend to have a range of sounds when they are injured.
My threat: I'm going to open the chip back upside down... On purpose. Me after following through with the threat: OCD intensifies. (Definitely not as bad as pouring cement in ears, but it is pretty mortifying.)
@@lyndaldobson8556 What?! No... Y- you wouldn't dare!! Not the Multiverse!! Heh, well I guess that's fine... At least you aren't pulling one hooding string or eating everything but the crusts on pizza. This I can live with... But wait... There wouldn't be any pizza left to de-crust! No!! This is a nightmare!!! I LOVE PIZZA!!!
I’m on tumblr, I can verify that all of this happens on tumblr. Be thankful you did not stumble into the one of The Incredibles. It makes you wonder how people that have such insight in topics have close to none reading comprehension.
I had to stop eating my cheesecake because I was afraid I would choke on it because I was laughing at the Wilhelm scream one. Also, I have a new appreciation for 11:34 now that I’ve gotten into Evangelion.
1:30 Hey, I wrote you a song! It goes a little something like this! *strums guitar to the theme of Die House from Cuphead, where I'm fairly sure the intro song originated*
I find that 'I will vivisect you.' is a good threat because most people don't know what vivisection is but it sounds scary and if they do know it will still be scary.
5:00 Zweihänder swords were mainly wielded with, get this, two hands. They were rather unwieldy and were used like an axe mixed with a club. Many users had to kick the weapon into a ready position due to its size and weight.
The Sword of Prinz Maximilian was ceremonial and yes, that big. Made out of the Head-Saw of a Sawfish. There are quite a few examples of swords and other "Objects" that were way to cumbersome, fragile, unpractical or crafted too beautifully to actually use them for more than to show status.
Ace of Clubs is the best one. Especially a Dutch one, because that is the only one with a real castle on it if I remember correctly (Muiderslot, the one where Floris de vijfde, last Count of Holland, was imprisoned and murdered).
Here's a bunch of random fun facts: - The Raspberry Crown is actually a type of moth that mimics wasps - The blade of that Zweihänder is actually a sawfish's nose
I’m on tumblr everyday so I know a lot of the memes. The live slug reaction is a meme about how in rise of skywalker the first gay kiss was shown and then immediately after this slug thing gets shown for double the time the kiss was shown. In less than a day it became a hit meme that is used by every fandom in memes about gay ships/canonical gay relationships.
14:51 Whenever I see this “30 Times the Glass was Not Strong Enough” image I just imagine the verses of A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton playing as the woman casually défenestrâtes herself by just, well, ‘making her way downtown’.
I write down unsettling things to put on cards to give to my friends on holidays and birthdays. My personal favorite, I believe from another EmKay video, is, "When you die, can I use your bones as windchimes?"
OK bying a Sans plush, pretending not to know who he is and calling him Sam is the most hilariously evil thing to do to anyone who so much as knows what Undertale is
Oh god I thought that post was about the teacher pretending to not know the student's name. Because I've been going to this professor's class for almost a year and I was never absent and I sat in the same spot in the front row every single time. This week she asked me what my name is. I related to that post so much and turns out it was just me projecting. God I need that recommendation letter.
Just hearing about it causes me pain lol
Neutral Evil
@@pinkiebroker7032 oh my god 😭
Yeah, I dare you to get into the *ACTUAL* Undertale fandom. (Sans AU's that is.)
13:48 Let's not forget that when Toph broke out of the metal box she was trapped in, she immediately shoved both her kidnappers in it then bent the opening shut. Bare in mind, at the time that Toph was the only metal bender at that time period. Those poor bastards likely starved to death in the middle of nowhere, pressed together in an enclosed metal box. So hardcore
I’m fairly certain they wouldnt have starved to death, more likely suffocated since there was likely no opening and the box was only supposed to be used to transport one small girl for a few hours, not hold grown men for hours or days on end
Also don’t forget that Toph is literally blind
I'd bend Toph.
@@user-lc5hr2pe1b ex-fucking-CUSE ME?!
@@lilnekosenpai892 Did I stutter?
0:28
This is a joke about characters in video games having a limited number of voice lines for getting hit; therefore, if a character only has one hurt sound, then when they're receiving continuous damage, it'll just be "Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof!" over and over.
Minecraft Steve
@@ethanrose9682 Precisely
Everyone ever logo game before Lego Batman two
roblox death sounds
Thank you for this explanation (◕ᴗ◕✿)
The moment the male/female/prefer not to answer one came up, I immediately thought of Fallen London. I'm thrilled that it was actually referenced. Fun note, if you pick that, your character profile refers to you as a person of mysterious and indistinct gender...and npc's are like "Si-, err, mada-, ah, yes" The game is amazingly well written, and I highly recommend it. If anyone does, let me know. I can always use more friends for social actions
Hold up, what? That's a game?
@@thatrandomcrit5823 Yep! Fallen London is a story-driven browser-based RPG. The screenshot in the video is the actual bit from the game where it asks your character's gender. The game is free to play, though there are some paid dlc stories. If you subscribe, you get them ahead of time as part of the subscription (and the sub is a few bucks cheaper than the story by itself) as well as a few other perks. It's great fun, even if more than a bit grindy at times
@@jimwormmaster Cool, I'll check it out
Yesss! I love Fallen London so much. My profile is glitched because I put too many spaces in my name, but if anyone wants to be friends on there, I'll gladly add ya.
@@MurdocsMinion Sure! Same name as here. Correspondent, by the way, if you would ever like to invite me to speak
Tumblr has always been weird, the NSFW ban just brought the weird to the top because a lot of people used Tumblr for either NSFW, game news, or fanart. Without the NSFW there was a vaccum as there where a lot of casualties in all 3 major groups from people who had overlapping accounts, or just quitting in protest, or multiple accounts on the same address which lead to losing non-NSFW accounts when the NSFW where deleted. Thus the weird parts filled in the cracks rapidly to keep the site alive. Now the Gamer and Fanart groups have stabilized but there's no burying the weird
So basically, Tumblr had a city sized sinkhole that took out at least 50% of its inhabitants and a bunch of aliens decided to help rehabitate.
@@VeraVemaVena Yes.
The NSFW moved to Twitter, the old NSFW accounts on Tumblr just censor the nudity and go "full on my Twitter:3"
@@VeraVemaVena No, the aliens where always there.
@@_MilkywayWishes_ But i'm not talking about what happened to the NSFW artists (Though this is not that common honestly 90% of the NSFW just left tumblr outright) But explaining why tumblr was always weird but it only seems to have become weird recently to most outside observers.
absolutely losing my mind at how he's reacting to posts that I understand immediately. tumblr gets more and more undecipherable by the day and it's beautiful to get an outside perspective.
Agreed, it's a rather beautiful experience.
ikr sometimes i forget normal people don't know what stuff like 'live slug reaction' means
I think my favourite line from the "I talk like Solid Snake" post is the one claiming there haven't been any serial killings since the 1950s. Harold Shipman, anyone?
What are u talking about?
@@DSnek-nr120 haha
He killed people with the power of medicine.
And drugs
I like how because things don't become famous people believe they don't exist anymore. That's like me saying there hasn't been any smuggling in the US since the 1930s.
@@undrsk0re oh, ok, the more I know I guess
I wonder which voice he means though. If he means before 5, sounding like David Hayter would be cool. But if talking about MGS5, it just doesn't feel right hearing Kiefer Sutherland voice Snake in my opinion.
Fun fact: a raspberry crown is actually a type of moth mimicking a hornets coloration as to avoid predators
That king wasnt uniquely big. The sword was used for decoration. He got the sawfish saw and had it mounted as if it were a sword because he thought it would be neat.
heheheha
grrrr
hohooo
huhohohoi
every party needs a pooper thats why they invited you
paaaarty pooper
paaarty pooper
Honestly, mood. I respect that life choice
I mean, it certainly would have had an intimidation factor for sure. You walk into some guy called the barbarian king's room and see that shit just sitting there? You'd listen to him.
He was right that sword fucks
It’s very interesting watching a man who has very clearly never used tumblr try to understand all the senseless screaming of the void
As a Tumblr Native, watching Robin not understand wtf is going is hilarious. Don't worry, we don't know either.
Your pfp looks so nice
not going on tumblr for a few weeks and coming back utterly confused
like the live slug? *never explain the live slug!* i was there for it yea but we cant let the outsiders know!!!
@@ama-the-weeb xkckncdkdkf
help
As a professional cook, I fully agree with the minced garlic post. Dried garlic a garlic powder are inferior, but not minced garlic from a jar. The chemical changes in dried garlic and garlic powder effect the flavor and nutritional values. Simply mincing it and storing it in a jar with a bit of water doesn't effect it as much. I've never met a chef that turns their nose up a the raw minced garlic. It's a great time saver.
We'd PREFER to use fresh minced, but sometimes a jar of pre minced is actually better for what you're making. Pre minced garlic has had time to mellow without losing its flavor. Fresh minced has more bite to it. For instance, garlic butter, pre minced is better; for Caesar dressing, fresh minced is best. Pre minced is better for pizza sauce, but fresh is best with home made Alfredo sauce, either works with marinara sauce, depending on many factors.
Anyone who gets snooty about the subject is an idiot.
or at least meet me in the middle with the peeled garlic in a jar
Can concur. Not a pro cook, but someone that's cooked from the age of like 10 for the family or himself and cooks primarily chinese food. The other thing to note is that the garlic for the pre minced are usually 1 type of garlic so if you're looking to use a different garlic with a different flavor, you'll have to go fresh minced. But, for the most part, there's very little difference, even in chinese food which usually requires a good amount of garlic between pre minced and fresh. Any lost in flavor is usually small enough that you can make up for it by adding a little more. The other thing too is that, even without the garlic having a chance to mellow, jars of minced garlic isn't usually purely garlic. It'll be like garlic, water, possibly salt and/or preservatives. Sometimes, it's that combination alone that has the flavor that you want, like say for dipping sauces.
"Excuse me, what is the live slug doing there?"
Oh honey, you ain't seen nothing yet
10:33 Fun fact: there is a fanfic out there based exactly on this premise: I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love. It's actually beautifully told, and for any Snape fans out there, is amazing with the amount of complexity and depth it adds to both Snape's and Luna's characters. Definitely worth a read!
I just wanted to profusely thank you for recommending this to me. It’s probably the best-written fanfic I’ve read in years and I love not only that it builds upon Luna (probably my second-favourite character in the original HP arc) but that it develops a realistic platonic relationship that you quickly become invested in seeing progress and blossom, rather than going the typical (?) route of a romance arc.
@@samikobayashi3468 Glad to be of help! I don’t read fanfics that much, but this one’s been a long time favorite of mine. I’m happy that you enjoy it as well :)
is this a ship thing because isnt luna 16 at the end and snape is dead wouldnt that be like illegal
@@wafflelover39 no, its platonic
@@kaderen8461 ok 👍
I’m currently reading the “Throne of Glass” novel series and well this shows exactly why a castle MADE OF FUCKING GLASS is a bad idea
Anything made of glass is a bad idea. Especially glass dildo
AYO I LOVE THRONE OF GLASS AND THE GLASS CASTLE IS A BIG PLOT POINT LATER ON!!
Say that to Elsa
@@zssky Eh, add a little danger. A bit of adrenaline never hurts anybody
What book are you on? It’s such a good series.
Tumblr's been ruined since the beginning, Robin. Everything else has just degraded to the point where Tumblr looks habitable by comparison.
*Laughs in ball pit*
This subreddit is so strange but with Robin reading it it gets even stranger and I have no clue how or why
@you know this my first reply is a bot just great
@@the_Dos__ it's going to be because emkay is a popular channel
Robin is the straight man in a zany comedy that makes everything else funnier because he doesn't understand it.
Damn it i wanna like the comment but its the perfect number
Do you know what here- 👍 this is my like take it
@@noelwatson8995 what was the perfect number?
“All I have is a window sticker of suction cup man” you, Robin, are a cultured individual
Bro he voice acted for that crap why WOULDN'T he have that sticker
@@squoshi307 oh I’m am idiot
Is it bad that I don't know what that is?
@@user-lc5hr2pe1b not exactly. Just look it up
Great, now I have the suction cup man theme song stuck in my head.
A strange threat I say to people is “I’m gonna buy a bunch of dogs and give you all of them so you have to bear the burden of taking care of like 50 dogs every day”
And they have to live the pain of watching all 50 dogs, one after the other. And the dogs will only die once the Human is finally starting to heal from the last death.
@@shockmazta3116 yes. that's why you all kill them at the same time
@@shockmazta3116 that’s good, I’m adding that to it next time I use it.
That can work, but there are some exceptions:
1. They're a REALLY big asshole who will just get rid of the dogs.
2. They'll make the dogs dirty, go on social media, and start making a fundraiser to help the dogs; not only making them money to sustain the dogs, but also making it so that people will want to adopt them.
I feel like there's a million loopholes to this. Where would you even get 50 dogs from?
I'd suggest that the train station announcer is in the UK. There are a load of drivers and conductors who make hilarious announcements, usually on a trip that's going to be mostly filled by regulars. The thought of a station master doing the same seems to be pretty normal to me ;)
Nah my guy's from The isle of Sodor
Calling the PA system a tannoy is a dead giveaway
YES
@@h1rhs33 island
use of the term "tannoy" practically confirms this
Hi! Tumblr user here to explain both the hurtsound and the live slug one
So the hurtsound is just referring to sounds that play when a video game character is hurt
But apparently live slug is from Star Wars, who reacted in disgust to two lesbians kissing. That's where it comes from
Thanks, thought it was like the color theory post where I had to spend 2 days analysing Tumblrs shit posting crusade
Not to mention how the 'Live Slug Reaction a Gay People' has ace attorney charatcers that are joked about being and probably gay.
Honestly though Klavier and Edgeworth stook out like a sore thumb.
The slug’s name was also claud I think
@@soup.mp4348 Edgeworth is like the edgy emo boy you see in fanfiction, but grown up
okay not gonna lie, the Snape teaching Luna in Potions Class is really adorable. Luna is such a sweetheart and I think Professor Snape probably isn't used to the kindness, especially from a student.
5:04
There is no camera trick. That is how big it is. But it is a ceremonial sword, mainly used more as a decoration than an actual functioning sword. It is too heavy and too unwieldy to use in battle.
Cool fact, thanks!
That's because no one has managed to get 50 strength yet.
The king was a str build.
@@excusemebutwhat3587 Yes, but he presumably didn't have enough STR, hence the weapon being ceremonial.
@@minasthirith6314 maybe they have, but havent used their skill points to unlock the sword
I love how MLP only got even more expansive after it ended. While the show was airing it had a very closed club type of fans. Now that the FiM series has been over for years it's popping up everywhere.
tumblr is one of those sites where the funny posts are only *really* funny if you're already part of the community
11:02 i did this in a panda express at the mall with my girlfriend- she offhandly mentioned the racism in mlp and i went on a rage induced rant for a solid five minutes about how that episode where the natives and the ponies were fighting iver land that belonged to the natives was bullshit.
picture this: a girl with pink and purple hair in a funky button up rants angrily about pony racism to her green haired gf who is just lovingly listen the whole time
That’s gay
I can't tell if that image is more at home in a Becky Chambers book or a Charles DeLint book!
The joke for the only one hurt sound is that some videogames(like Minecraft) only give characters one sound effect for when they get hurt
Roblox too, or have you forgotten the infamous and endlessly memed "Oof"?
@@44R0Ndin I don't play Roblox so I forgot. I only even know it's from roblox because someone said the creator of the audio supposedly copyright it
Omg the "you wouldn't live slug a gay person" killed me because I wasn't expecting this to be use as a live slug meme!
Why did I laughed so hard !?!?
Honestly, I don't think we can even blame Tumblr for what the people who like Tumblr are like, those fuckers have been having to get rid of us for years but we're stuck on there like barnacles on a boat.
I dunno about y’all but I absolutely adore the chaos of Tumblr and have been following it before covid. The reason some people think it’s weird is because the whole website is inside jokes with itself XD
it is the tumblr dome
I actually use tumblr so I understand almost all of this and it’s hilarious watching someone who doesn’t get our culture react to it.
especially making up sneegsnag
Same lol the way he read “girl help” was hilarious
So, how is it
I'm second hand aware of a good bit of the culture.
Who's your blorbo?
Tumblr... culture...
...
are you OK, little buddy?
1:07 loving that these are all ace attorney photos
they aint wrong though, that game is very gay, AND I LOVE IT.
Thank you Emkay, your videos have helped me so much
@killer wasp ok
The 2nd human in here
Also
Btw
Ye Emkay dies help
@@illegalcumtrader56 He's a bot
my favorite thing about that site is how everyone chased away celebrities and corporations like rabid dogs, but cheer whenever osha or the Monterey bay aquarium posts. we collectively go batshit crazy for marine biology and workplace safety memes.
we don't talk about denny's.
As one of the five people who has watched Agents of SHIELD, I feel the need to inform you that one of the government officials who wanted to nuke New York was revealed to be a member of Hydra. He was also the last role Powers Boothe had before he died.
I was pretty curious about the raspberry crown wasp, and looked it up. Apparently it is a species of moth that has adapted to look like yellow jackets. They also are a pest to farmers that raise raspberries.
Gordon Ramsey actually cooks and eats like most of us. He likes fast food places.
5:50
I’ve seen two of those used in a Group Chat I was in-
“I will boil your Teeth” and “I will invert your ribcage”
4:08 so that's how milk or cereal was "invented"
@Yensa Yuba You changed the names of the first two but kept JOONIE and YOONGI
@@the_Dos__ it was originally suni, hopi, joonie and yoongi
@@BGDMusic oh
@@the_Dos__ yea
"I'll fill your sinuses with urine"
Well, probably better than the nonstop shitstorm that is my pollen allergies. And because the weather here is so all over everywhere always, it's not seasonal. It's permanant suffering that occasionally ramps up.
1-2 minutes after drop. The earliest I’ve been for your S-tier content
Same
5:59 “I’m going to turn your bones into tar.” Is one of my favorite unsettling threats I came up with :)
Unsettling threat: I hope Alpharad invites you to a dinner party.
OH DEAR GOD PLEASE NO
@@mewmew8932 who's alpharad?
@@Random_Stranger-1576 smash youtuber, insane person
YEEEAAH Fallen London refrence! I love that game! I recommend playing it as it is a very large game without a large player base to go with it.
6:50 fun fact. Pre prepped frozen veggies are actually healthier than fresh, as they are washed, chopped and frozen hours after harcest, containing more nutrients than the days or weeks old ones you get "fresh". Because nobody knows how long they've been on the produce shelves before you buy them.
Interesting...
14:51 She is made out of Karenite, a material soo focused on complaining to the manager that nothing will stop it from entering a store.
5:45
Adding to the list "I will force feed you pinecones"
pineapples*
@@chingmuankim4927 Pineapples are too large
Both will do.
here is my addition:
"I hope your pillow is just warm enough to be uncomfortable to sleep on tonight"
6:50 As someone who has worked in a professional kitchen, with professional cooks who have gone through culinary school... anyone who says only people who don't know how to cook take shortcuts is full of shit.
Straight up, most of them would say that it's the sign of a true pro to find good shortcuts.
5:15 I agree that the song probably can't be reintroduced today, but I'll be damned if "You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" isn't the best line of that era.
Re: The insanely huge sword:
That sword apparently is made of sawfish bone, which makes it unusually light despite its size.
I absolutely love Medjed, he's literally an invisible bed sheet ghost with laser vision.
3:12 I can totally imagine several in a going "oh my god! It's Sans!" and the teacher going "Sans? No, this is Sam the skeleton."
9:44
..why does this feel like an SCP anomaly-
Considering the OP’s name is “shittycryptid,” I’d say they succeeded if you think it sounds like an SCP lol
10:02 Your looking at it and suddenly all the eyes snap to looking at one thing, Y O U
0:44
I WASN'T EXPECTING TO HEAR THE LIVE SLUG BE MENTIONED 💀
I feel like being skinned alive watching this video
So I have a anxiety disorder and it’s hard to just have a basic day cause I’m always anxious but whenever I watch emkay it helps calm me down and I laugh a lot on this channel sorry if I forget some but thank you ✨ Micheal,robin,Lexi,Damian and jack ✨ you guys are what’s helped me keep it together so thank you so so much I hope you’re channel grows 10fold or more! You guys are great
If I had a nickel for every one piece meme I've seen today on a video unrelated to One Piece, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice
When was the first one.
@@GoodOlFiddle th-cam.com/video/i_g-hQS33No/w-d-xo.html
Around the 50 second mark
one piece isnt that obscure of an anime though-
@@sodakuwun0707 May not be obscure, but I never see memes for it
So, fun fact! The peacock is one of Hera's sacred animals. The reason for this is because the Greeks believed in a story, where Zeus turned one if his many love affairs into a cow to hide her from Hera. Hera knew this, so instead of killing her, she had Argus; who was a giant with a hundred hands and a thousand eyes, constantly watch over her. Until one day, Zeus had Hermes go down and lull Argus to sleep with his Lyre, and kill him so Io could be freed. Because Argus was Hera's most loyal followers, she had his many eyes placed on the feathers of a peacock. And thus, it became her sacred animal.
For the asexual meme, each card suit represents a type of asexuality. Spades represents the Aromantic Asexual. Hearts represents the Romantic Asexual.
Clubs represents the Grey-Ace/Grey-Aro Asexual.
All that said, they probably went with the first image they could rip from Google.
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I'm somewhere between Kusanagi/The Major and Faye Valentine, on that KVK scale.
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Kitty Pokemon, kitty pokemon...I'm gonna be awesome with an awesome kitty Pokemon.
Wait what's the ace of diamonds
I love this, thank you
Well I didn't know that.
@@fantasy2reality717 Diamonds are demi-romantic/demi-sexual.
What's an Ace?
So the one where it was like "girl help they gave me one hurt sound" refers to the fact that in video games, when female characters get hurt, it is one sound over and over, while male characters tend to have a range of sounds when they are injured.
0:35 it's a gaming reference when one game repeats the same hit audio
Either that or this guy trolled me
Which game?
0:01 wasnt expecting a one piece meme on THIS channel
My threat: I'm going to open the chip back upside down... On purpose.
Me after following through with the threat: OCD intensifies.
(Definitely not as bad as pouring cement in ears, but it is pretty mortifying.)
Jeez
My threat: I'll destroy the multiverse, just because of you!!!!!!!!!!.
@@lyndaldobson8556 What?! No... Y- you wouldn't dare!! Not the Multiverse!! Heh, well I guess that's fine... At least you aren't pulling one hooding string or eating everything but the crusts on pizza. This I can live with... But wait... There wouldn't be any pizza left to de-crust! No!! This is a nightmare!!! I LOVE PIZZA!!!
"His whole existence is waiting for me to feed him"
Me and my best friend who constantly talks about food: *walks away*
4:45 Here's a better one: Elden ring players looking to make a mage build, go to the college of raya lucaria.
That'll _Liurnia._
I’m on tumblr, I can verify that all of this happens on tumblr. Be thankful you did not stumble into the one of The Incredibles. It makes you wonder how people that have such insight in topics have close to none reading comprehension.
I had to stop eating my cheesecake because I was afraid I would choke on it because I was laughing at the Wilhelm scream one.
Also, I have a new appreciation for 11:34 now that I’ve gotten into Evangelion.
9:35 Not bleeped out, another random word that starts with f being poorly dubbed over.
My favourite threat to my friends is this "I will appear in your closet and steal your kneecaps" It's now an inside joke.
10:25 I’m just glad that the “eating together” and “hanging out on roofs n shit” is actually something that’s happening in my life.
I love how there are still people on Tumblr that don't believe that Sneeg is real
"I'm going to give you a lesion" is a pretty good threat
"Use your imagination on where"
"I will steal your kidneys."
4:56 bruh, nobody can dual wield this sword because that sword can dual wield two guys...
I have traveled back in time to when EmKay had intros. This is truly a special day
3:12 Sam and Paprika
Paprika is the bell pepper in finnish
this is amazing. I've been on Tumblr for like almost 10 years now (!?) and yeah it's always been about this bad just in different evolutions
0:08. I mean. What kind of foods would she be able to eat? Her waist is about the same size as her forearm. Able to only eat rice piece by piece?
Or you can say 'one piece at a time'
Women in one piece used pocket dimensions to store food before the time skip
1:30 Hey, I wrote you a song! It goes a little something like this!
*strums guitar to the theme of Die House from Cuphead, where I'm fairly sure the intro song originated*
Correct
I find that 'I will vivisect you.' is a good threat because most people don't know what vivisection is but it sounds scary and if they do know it will still be scary.
Watching emkay on my phone whilst watching emkay on my computer, am I the spider-man meme??
5:00 Zweihänder swords were mainly wielded with, get this, two hands. They were rather unwieldy and were used like an axe mixed with a club. Many users had to kick the weapon into a ready position due to its size and weight.
10:10 this is fucking scp material, somebody get this man a job
Then “shittycryptid” lived up to their URL lol
8:34 It’s easily “When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer?”
The Sword of Prinz Maximilian was ceremonial and yes, that big. Made out of the Head-Saw of a Sawfish.
There are quite a few examples of swords and other "Objects" that were way to cumbersome, fragile, unpractical or crafted too beautifully to actually use them for more than to show status.
Ace of Clubs is the best one.
Especially a Dutch one, because that is the only one with a real castle on it if I remember correctly (Muiderslot, the one where Floris de vijfde, last Count of Holland, was imprisoned and murdered).
15:15 *_Ancient Egyptian Amogus_*
Here's a bunch of random fun facts:
- The Raspberry Crown is actually a type of moth that mimics wasps
- The blade of that Zweihänder is actually a sawfish's nose
Love it as always!
@Yensa Yuba (͡°ʖ̯͡°)
I’m on tumblr everyday so I know a lot of the memes. The live slug reaction is a meme about how in rise of skywalker the first gay kiss was shown and then immediately after this slug thing gets shown for double the time the kiss was shown. In less than a day it became a hit meme that is used by every fandom in memes about gay ships/canonical gay relationships.
6:00 I like to tell people I’ll eat their spine, or crack their rib cage open like a Dr Pepper and slurp out their lungs at the moment.
sylveon pfp
@@sodakuwun0707 What’s that got to do with it?
I do the same but with coke
I threatened to eat someone's foreskin once. I barely knew them.
5:58
"I will turn you into a history lesson that you're tested on a week later only for you to get a 78%"
"What an hour this minute has been"
How I feel when a customer won't stop TALKING
14:51 Whenever I see this “30 Times the Glass was Not Strong Enough” image I just imagine the verses of A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton playing as the woman casually défenestrâtes herself by just, well, ‘making her way downtown’.
7:06 Ah yes, a wild Sam O'Nella enjoyer
I write down unsettling things to put on cards to give to my friends on holidays and birthdays.
My personal favorite, I believe from another EmKay video, is, "When you die, can I use your bones as windchimes?"
14:09 If my rent was $200/m for a 3 bedroom, I'd live in Gotham too.
Ham did so good on emkay today ham should be rewarded
I didn’t believe number one
“Slightly cringy Harry Potter thing” how dare you good sir, that is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, especially when paired with the image.
Cringe.
2:37 - As an ace myself I can confirm I indeed look like that
Also, I prefer the ace of hearts.
As another ace i also look like that
I'm more of a spade ace myself.