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  • @Bonsqueesquee
    @Bonsqueesquee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    90% of the fans agree. The Acolyte belongs in a Galaxy, far far FAR away from this one.

  • @johnsandyeggo4789
    @johnsandyeggo4789 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    From the time Bob won the proxy battle, Disney stock is down almost $43B

    • @DefunctDisney
      @DefunctDisney 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And Disney company quickly becoming unsalvageable.

    • @douglasfleming2422
      @douglasfleming2422 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Won" you ment.

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was a pyrrhic victory. It accomplished nothing because they keep spinning their wheels expecting different results from Kathleen Kennedy.

  • @berettaroadchronicles9637
    @berettaroadchronicles9637 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Never thought I would want to cleanse my pallet with the holiday special.

  • @brandongray1059
    @brandongray1059 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The best thing about this show is that it so totally destroys Star Wars that if Disney ever is taken over by normal people again and they put a responsible adult in charge of the Star Wars IP, it'll be much easier to officially de-canonize all of the Disney nonsense.

    • @cmc5394oparva
      @cmc5394oparva 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "I'm looking to buy Star Wars from you."
      "You mean the entire IP?"
      "Nah, you can keep all the stuff made on your watch."

    • @believeintheheroic
      @believeintheheroic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Agreed. If they run it into the ground enough another team will hopefully just do their own take on what happens after the orignal 6…. It’s a shame because I really like rogue one. Somehow that one was good.

    • @FunPicard
      @FunPicard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mandalorian and Finn could be salvaged. I'd like to see Finn's story done right, focussed on him struggling to move on. In the films he walked away from the First Order with the nonchalance of a teenager quitting a pizza delivery job.

  • @davefox7516
    @davefox7516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I HATE YOU DISNEY, I HATE YOU!

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      GOOD GOOD

    • @davefox7516
      @davefox7516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@treystephens6166 The hate has made me powerful.

    • @benmiles00
      @benmiles00 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@davefox7516Let the hate flow through you. Yes, yeees.

    • @davefox7516
      @davefox7516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@benmiles00 It is, my young apprentice.

  • @BigRedSpot
    @BigRedSpot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Next custody hearing...
    Wife: "I carried them!"
    Husband: "I created them!"
    Judge: "Oh dang."

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Zabrak children have those horns too. Do you really think they give birth like mammals do?

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@jimluebke3869 Zabraks are mammals. Those horns are considered vestigial.
      Only the Dathomiran Zabraks(Like Maul) have pronounced horns, while their female zabrak counterparts have none.

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Good_Boy_3000So since one of the twins' mothers has horns, is that a trans zabrak?

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @zxyatiywariii8 No, there are two subspecies of Zabraks. The Iridonian Zabraks, which both sexes have horns.
      And the Dathomiran Zabraks, which the males have more developed horns, but the women have no horns whatsoever.
      However, if the twins have two mothers, they should have horns, unless the Zabrak was more of a surrogate mother.
      If that's the case, Black human mother must've used "The Thread" to create two identical fertilized zygote.
      IDK.
      I'm putting more thought on this than the writers clearly did.

  • @jamesstone1493
    @jamesstone1493 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Not even Mel Brooks would dare spoof Star Wars with Lesbians Witches even as a laugh dare!!!!!!!

  • @undauntable6456
    @undauntable6456 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Their father went for milk in a galaxy far far away

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Green milk!

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He stepped out for a pack of Space Cigarettes.

  • @grahamsmith2753
    @grahamsmith2753 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    They are now being referred to as the Witchbians. I love it.

    • @Funfan24
      @Funfan24 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I would replace the letter b with a w that is what they are.

    • @Mangolorian-je3eo
      @Mangolorian-je3eo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Better than “Lesbitches”?

  • @PLAtime365
    @PLAtime365 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    Don't blame the fans for the hate the cast gets. Kennedy knows her stories are trash and chooses to endanger actors by casting them.

    • @mandalore41
      @mandalore41 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Dude, I don't think she does. Honestly, I don't think she knows. The woman is mentally deficient when it comes to story telling. Spielberg talked about her hair brained story ideas years ago in relation to Indiana Jones. She honest to God thinks she has great ideas

    • @anthonylogiudice9215
      @anthonylogiudice9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Endangering their careers.

    • @twistedfocus
      @twistedfocus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also, none of them are in actual danger. Don’t use their reimagination of that word around the left. Something that simply challenges their ideology in a small way is “danger”. That’s how cults change language to reinforce their nonsense ideas. Challenging the ideology, especially if you’re actually correct, is “killing” them because their ideology is their own identity. Mental illness and cult thinking in one.

    • @bear2507
      @bear2507 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The problem is some of the actors are also cocky.

    • @thebendu33
      @thebendu33 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pretty sure no one on the set of rogue one and Andor haven't received any hate. And that cast was pretty diverse, but had great writing.

  • @NuttySquirrel_8
    @NuttySquirrel_8 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Fire burns stone. Fire burns without oxygen. Did Leslye Headland completely flunk 3rd grade science?

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes.
      She also failed her ethics course when she worked for weinstein.

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Science is patriarchal, you bigot.

    • @moonfox95
      @moonfox95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe her 3rd grade science teacher was a man. And she didn't want to bother listening to him in class, because science is a conduit for the patriarchy

    • @anv_bis7287
      @anv_bis7287 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We thought 2020 was a bad year but welcome to 2024, where being a lesbian ret-xrd gets you a major writing role for Disney.

    • @maguffintop2596
      @maguffintop2596 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Starting to wonder if degenerate lifestyles degenerate brain cells. How does one even fathom this type of idiocy? Inconceeeeivable!!

  • @blinkwire01
    @blinkwire01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The problem is no one who works at Disney can be bothered to familiarize themselves with the lore. There are so many stories in the SW universe, and Disney has like 3 people in a room just coming up with the dumbest shit.

    • @fonzarelly3154
      @fonzarelly3154 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just thought before that Disney had a team of SW super fans behind the scenes helping with the writing and producing. Imagine that

  • @patricklemire9278
    @patricklemire9278 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Patton Oswalt of all people, summed up political correctness "It's a war on noticing" .

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I heard that The Acolyte merch is now being sold out worldwide. Fans are using dolls for Voodoo tortures.

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How many Acolyte-themed feminine hygene products did they release?

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    One Too Many Excuses.

  • @MrWillhnic
    @MrWillhnic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    You all missed the point of being too young. Remember, in that community, a 12 yr old is too young to get a tattoo but not too young to transition. I think that was their meaning.

    • @brsubwayfc
      @brsubwayfc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Speaking of that may be the plot twist, the “mom” who created the twins is a trans. Given diversity l, It seems to be missing here so maybe? 🤦🏻

  • @thor3279
    @thor3279 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    The whole "old enough to know what she wants" can be useful both for groomers and those who seek to "affirm" gender in children.
    Is the show more stupid or more vile? Tough call

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why not both?

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's funny how they played both sides with it. The same mother said that when Osha grows, she would likely change her mind.

    • @nutznchocolates56
      @nutznchocolates56 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You get it this is another tool that will be used by groomers , like @jimluebkr3869 .

    • @johntrench
      @johntrench 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The two are not mutually exclusive.

    • @harryflashman4542
      @harryflashman4542 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Star Groomers.

  • @Adamwofford
    @Adamwofford 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Spice is meth in Star Wars. These witches are terrible parents. The jedi should have taken both kids away

    • @the_weed_in_your_garden9319
      @the_weed_in_your_garden9319 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If Han Solo needed to smuggle it, it was obviously an illicit substance

    • @darrynwalker6270
      @darrynwalker6270 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Which begs the further question regarding inconsistency in the plot:
      Why do the Jedi only challenge Osha when she tries to cheat the test? Mae makes it very clear that she's going to deliberately fail and coerces Osha into doing the same and yet, the Jedi are only interested in Osha's motivations for deliberately flunking?
      Not an ounce of thought has gone into the tripe.
      But that's the fans' fault - Leslye Headland says so! 😂

    • @Adamwofford
      @Adamwofford 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @darrynwalker6270 That's the problem. she and the others don't understand why Star War and its lore, normally the jedi, would have seen through Osha's Deception and would pass on her, being wise enough to see she would likely fall to the dark side, but we not in normal times, stupid people are writing this

  • @Xaforn
    @Xaforn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Honestly I couldn’t remember ever reading a fanfiction that was this bad. I’ve seen kids whose ages are in the single digits act and write better than this!

  • @GeekOwtLowd
    @GeekOwtLowd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    The bad acting alone makes it trash.
    But add the bad writing, and it's a total joke.

  • @CoffeeBrainzz
    @CoffeeBrainzz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    17:48 No they didn’t show her because they gonna use her for the comedic line of “I AM Your Mother!” 🙄🤦‍♀️
    Already callin it

  • @fonzarelly3154
    @fonzarelly3154 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The witches harmonizing ceremony was effed up on so many levels, then the high pitch outburst.....WTF!

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When I was stationed in Saudi Arabia and Iraq we referred to that as the camel mating call.

  • @mikewilson8600
    @mikewilson8600 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was happy to you addressed OSHA and as someone who worked a real job in California unlike these writers knows that is a horrible name.

  • @mr_bluegreen2214
    @mr_bluegreen2214 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The acolyte has made me love the original Star Wars EU more than ever. That is the true canon, not whatever Disney is doing with SW.

  • @thomaslumpkin7021
    @thomaslumpkin7021 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When the head witch tells Osha that she's young & doesn't know what she wants, it is condescending. Then she tells the 🧙‍♀️ she does is contradicting. These people sure don't know how to maintain consistency in their writing. Using LGBTQ-Whatever elements & 👧 power to compensate for incompetence will not work.

  • @currybr
    @currybr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Star Wars is on a shelf with Tarzan and The Lone Ranger: once great franchises that are now dead.

  • @harryflashman4542
    @harryflashman4542 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    if the coven had only had a man around he would have told them not to build your temple out of combustible rock. That stuff is literally kerosene in solid form.

  • @splitfinger7719
    @splitfinger7719 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    100% that slow walk is Kennedy walking into the story group meeting lmao

  • @e-satan9032
    @e-satan9032 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Kathleen Kennedy!!!!!! What have you done!!!??? 😡

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you really want to hurt her Stop Watching.

    • @philjones3824
      @philjones3824 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Besides making shitty coffee and annoying the actual creative people...not much.

    • @jedihoff
      @jedihoff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What have YOU done?
      What have YOU done?
      (quoting Osha and Mae)
      😂😂😂😂

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jedihoff who???

    • @BrianDaly-sm4qy
      @BrianDaly-sm4qy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Obviously she put a chick in it and made her lame and gay. South Park is Prophetic

  • @earlgrey2130
    @earlgrey2130 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I just got a message from YouToob that they're threatening to ban me if i make any more comments about not liking the Acolyte.. I guess it's time to quit more than Disney+

  • @johnsandyeggo4789
    @johnsandyeggo4789 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Sounds like this would be a perfect show for the old Mystery Science Theater 3000.

    • @ryenbowyer7352
      @ryenbowyer7352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      OMFG they would rip this show apart, it would be great lol

    • @maguffintop2596
      @maguffintop2596 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      An immediate classic! Up there with Mitchell and Hands of Manos….

  • @BigEarnMcCracken55
    @BigEarnMcCracken55 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    “ what have you done?”
    “ what have you done?”
    This might be the most brilliant writing I’ve ever seen, guaranteed to get the Emmy .

    • @actionA06
      @actionA06 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      " What have you done. " I was waiting for all the spider man pointing at each other memes 😅

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      All we need is one word at the start of those sentences. Disney. "Disney, what have you done"

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "No you!"

  • @angieoxford7092
    @angieoxford7092 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’ve only watched podcasts review these episodes. At first I thought the cackle(s) were something added or offscreen on the podcast. I cannot believe that they included that laugh, twice, in the show. I’m embarrassed for them that they didn’t realize how cringe this is.

  • @sixter4157
    @sixter4157 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I hear them talking about threads I picture a galaxy wide conspiracy theorist evidence board with threads connecting everyone.

  • @stephenrickman4300
    @stephenrickman4300 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cue bela lugosi from Ed Wood. "Pull the string! Pull the string!"

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ring the bell!!!!!!!

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Also: "Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!"

    • @stephenrickman4300
      @stephenrickman4300 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@alexmuenster2102 or the galaxy, in this case!

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@stephenrickman4300 That Lugosi quote came to my mind only because of the reference to being "despised" and "persecuted." But now I realize that the ENTIRE quote fits: The two lead witches are, in essence, trying to breed a new race of Force-sensitive superWOmen!

  • @red-stapler574
    @red-stapler574 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was hoping to see Harvey Corman in drag or Bea Arthur in this. Where's Itchy and Lumpy? Oh, this isn't the holiday special? It's worse?

  • @wadereynoldsdeadpool5768
    @wadereynoldsdeadpool5768 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I bet it was Disney that murdered Carrie Fisher so she won't fight back against them leading all of the fans against them

  • @A1Frizz
    @A1Frizz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Someone read Wheel of Time, or watched the abomination Amazon created, and liked how they used Threads to explain how they use the one power.

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i know, right? Apparently women are into the light side of the Force, men are into the dark side of the Force, and it's all compared to a thread.
      Seriously, I think this started life as a Wheel of Time slashfic.

    • @StarAllKungfu
      @StarAllKungfu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Magic in DND is called the weave. 😂 Disney aint original.

  • @santiago451
    @santiago451 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Comparing this to 70's exploitation flicks is an insult to 70's exploitation flicks. In fact, they should've just spent that boatload of money on the new Barbarella. That's a more reputable IP at this point.

  • @purplebrain7421
    @purplebrain7421 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Umm.. I minored in Anthropology and there was a study case where in the Amazon some of the peoples have yet to be able to count past 5, they will count to 5 then after 5 is many, these witches couldnt even count to three. 1.. 2.. many.

  • @h3artl3sspr0ducti0ns
    @h3artl3sspr0ducti0ns 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bet they blame the Jedi for the sabotage, to get the kid(s).

  • @thenecrophymm6591
    @thenecrophymm6591 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That Mother NSA is one toxic dude.

  • @ErikHeimdallr
    @ErikHeimdallr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Acolyte premiers.
    Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

  • @jsnjcnt
    @jsnjcnt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yikes, what a disaster. They must have ran out of ideas for success.

  • @trey429
    @trey429 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Stomping into Disney parks; "WHERE BE THE LESBIAN SPACE WITCHES??!!!"

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Get a bunch of theater kids together in costume to do a flash mob of that song in the park. Film it. The world will love you for it.

  • @niksterfer6sir
    @niksterfer6sir 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    In all seriousness though, this is really sad that these activists agenda people have taken a property so beloved by fans for decades and dragged it through dirt and mud and shot it out behind the barn. There has only been complete and utter disrespect for everything Star Wars and they have been dedicated to misunderstanding everything from the lore to the fan base. Truly unforgivable.

    • @nathansuss
      @nathansuss 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah

    • @danfuentes175
      @danfuentes175 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dr. Who
      Star Trek
      The MCU
      All ruined by the activists.

    • @Englishman-nz3jm
      @Englishman-nz3jm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The blindness of these people is astounding that one can only presume that it is intentional. Disney have deliberately destroyed Star Wars….no rational person could make it so bad….i mean its not even just bad….its a total gang fuck….
      This woke, lgbtqr bollocks is destroying everything around us….no company would deliberately do exactly opposite what their fans like….but disney has…..

    • @getyomuthafnmindright8029
      @getyomuthafnmindright8029 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They only do this because if it didn't have a name on it, nobody would watch it. The minority people they made it for is not watching it.

    • @Mangolorian-je3eo
      @Mangolorian-je3eo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thats what cultural mark schism does.
      Shoutout to the dupe about to delete this comment.

  • @luizricon
    @luizricon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yaaaaaasss, Yaaaaaass...

  • @jsnjcnt
    @jsnjcnt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At 10:21 Bigfoot makes an appearance. Lololol, really? Space Bigfoot?

  • @danielrice5676
    @danielrice5676 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They should have called it the string. Like a tampon string

  • @anthonygordon9483
    @anthonygordon9483 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is so sad. The only thing lingering in my had for the week was "The power of ONE. THE POWER OF TWO, TH E POWER OF........ MAAAAAANEEEEEYYYYYYYY" Who would of thought that quote would relate to star wars. Sad day.

  • @brianmsahin
    @brianmsahin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If you pull on the thread..........everything unravels.

  • @MrBaallard
    @MrBaallard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There is no father...... space daddy went out for a pack of death sticks 6 years ago and hasn't been back

  • @mgilcrease1
    @mgilcrease1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    All they have to do is get rid of all the bourgeoise, then make a bunch of new people who have been steeped in their preferred ideology from birth. Once the new people are old enough, they'll all inevitably be Disney Star Wars fans. Success is guaranteed!

  • @Original77er
    @Original77er 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We need a Wilhelm scream. Lester Headland, “I’ve got something better”

  • @Hitman-316
    @Hitman-316 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Looks like if BET made a spoof of star wars

  • @americanhero1234
    @americanhero1234 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "The Last Scissors"🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheKcrellin
    @TheKcrellin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The witch cackles sound like a cross between a howling coyote and a laughing hyena.

  • @Carrion.of.Romance
    @Carrion.of.Romance 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every time i here The Thread it reminds me of the film Wanted (2008) they bend bullets here the Acyolite uses the force

  • @jimluebke3869
    @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "They're calling it 'pulling threads'"
    They appear to be _pushing_ threads.
    Better than pushing spice, I suppose.

  • @snuzulose
    @snuzulose 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lots of background missing in this show, no clue what the heck is going on in it either, nor do I care. So science is ignored in this version of Star Wars? Wow, who knew rock could burn, and suffocate space witches, leaving no marks on their bodies from the fire? No words, I have no words. 🙄

  • @JainZar1
    @JainZar1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What generally baffles me in nearly every TV show is: Are there no fire codes?

  • @jasonreynolds6643
    @jasonreynolds6643 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    They don’t care about the mom who carried them because she doesn’t look like them

  • @lordjohnwharfin5397
    @lordjohnwharfin5397 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is it time to start the LucasFilm death pool? What I mean is, how long before Disney either puts the whole company up for sale or just folds up shop? They spent $4 billion, never made a cent on their investment, and now it should be abundantly clear to even the dimmest mind that they don't stand a chance of ever making a return on it. All of LucasFilm's franchises have now been damaged beyond repair. In the search for a "new, modern audience" that never existed they've alienated the old audience beyond the point of no return. It's time for them to just bite the bullet and write it off.

  • @michealbohmer2871
    @michealbohmer2871 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great video, VR. Thanks, ladies and gents.

  • @newhappiness4410
    @newhappiness4410 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Making sounds like that no wonder why the witches were hunted

  • @colinwest3301
    @colinwest3301 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Look there's Furiosa🤣🤣🤣 It's amazing those twins aren't traumatised by seeing a male for the first time. How do they know what a saber is. "Look how they wear their sabers." Osha says. The door is metal??

  • @thelivingtarim
    @thelivingtarim 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That witch laugh reminds me of "Who stole the Kishka?"

  • @dr.medieval1131
    @dr.medieval1131 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Look at me. I am the force now."

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a situational comedy, this is pure gold. Run with it, Kathy. Just say you meant to make a side splitting leg slapper and move on.

  • @40KWill
    @40KWill 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Galaxy's edge sells Spice cream and Death sticks.

  • @mhampton8358
    @mhampton8358 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂”finish his Jedi course….”classic line

  • @americandremead5232
    @americandremead5232 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I don’t understand how this obscure ostracized coven of witches are all different species. It doesn’t make sense.

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Doesn't have to. In fact, it hurts "the message" if it does.

    • @the_weed_in_your_garden9319
      @the_weed_in_your_garden9319 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When a whole galaxy is against you, just ask yourself what's wrong with you. An entire galaxy can't be wrong

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Jedi Order *can* be of different species, because they don't reproduce amongst themselves. But these witches...?

  • @thenecrophymm6591
    @thenecrophymm6591 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Witchbians - Call me Chato

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      From an "EZ-Bake Coven" -- Chato's comments section

  • @jimluebke3869
    @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "A coven of l* space witches"
    Or you could call it... an EZ-bake coven, right?

  • @white8crow
    @white8crow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Valiant, thank you for all you do! I want to say, "Thank you for your service," but it's taken.

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:07 - gold.😅

  • @markMcintire-vn9mp
    @markMcintire-vn9mp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did you notice that the castle from the out side in the acolyte look like a woman’s bottom half being polite

  • @mstrzg
    @mstrzg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Walt Disney NYSE instead of floating over $100 is now floating right below. Disney needs to figure it out post haste.

  • @RunnerLogan
    @RunnerLogan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That cringe laugh was "Cuckoo for Wokoa Puffs"

  • @srgwarcock
    @srgwarcock 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    The black kids having no dad when over my head completely.

    • @maguffintop2596
      @maguffintop2596 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Even in space!! Smh

  • @markh4473
    @markh4473 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The alcolyte is hatefiction directed against the fans

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    15:45 Maybe all that scissoring put them all in cardiac arrest.

  • @John-kx2io
    @John-kx2io 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Happy Pride Month and for killing the Star Wars franchise. I'm canceling my Disney Plus subscription this weekend, and it's due to Disney taking sides in these cultural debates. Star Wars did provide its fans with a make-believe world to enjoy for a couple of hours, but everyone knew it was not real, including children. Then a group of people with their own made-up nonsense (that demands that we all most believe) based on feelings decides to destroy a franchise and successfully achieved their goal. Stop spending money on Disney.

  • @avenger038
    @avenger038 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did they steal the magic system from Wheel of Time and replace the Force !

  • @little_dandelion
    @little_dandelion 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I've commented to one of John Trent's video and will repeat here what dawned on me.
    They are modeling the black chick character after the looks of Hindu god Shiva, the Destroyer. In his classic iconography, he's represented with coiled hair pile up on top, and wearing the snake Vasuki wrapped around his neck. For the witches' sabbath, mother NSA is wearing her braids coiled and piled on top of the head, as well a wrapped around her neck to evoke the snake.
    And that gigantic white tattoo on her forehead is a wink to the "urna" symbol that Indians paint on their forehead. Usually, it's a dot, known as the bindi, but less frequently they would draw a small spiral (of course, Disney girl boss has to show that she has the biggest one!). Coincidentally, "urna" in Sanskrit means "thread", as in "spider's thread", which alludes in a few Indian spiritual philosophies to energy interconnecting us all and how to master it. Do you believe in coincidences?

    • @talithakoum3922
      @talithakoum3922 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hindus tend to be VERY socially conservative and family-oriented. They will not appreciate a man-hating female alphabet character being made to look like one of their male gods. Also, there is nothing creepier than woke Westerners using Eastern symbolism like this.

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@talithakoum3922I don’t think activists from California care at all for how a foreign culture like India feels. Usually for them „like the real world“ means only urban centers in California. They are not really known to be open for other cultures.

    • @ridbanner1407
      @ridbanner1407 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Perhaps they should have concentrated on making an intelligently written Star Wars show instead of some bollocks about an Indian goddess that hardly anyone gives a f**k about .

    • @cmc5394oparva
      @cmc5394oparva 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're a lot more like Kali than Shiva.

  • @superfark5914
    @superfark5914 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yall sure the episode wasn't supposed to be a comedy like the movie Airplane?

  • @castlecircle7612
    @castlecircle7612 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They will do a "Clue" ending. This happened, nope this happened, well maybe this happened, but this is what actually happened.

    • @reidmason2551
      @reidmason2551 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But in the case of *Clue,* the ending made sense. You're misdirected by the two fake endings until the real ending ties every plot thread together and you see just how vile Tim Curry's character really is and how much he manipulated everyone into doing his bidding. *The Acolyte* isn't going to be nearly as intelligent or logical, nor do I think it wants to be.

  • @jaycoleman8062
    @jaycoleman8062 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still have seeing Episode IV 3x in 1977 to packed houses. Haven't seen anything since Rogue One, and it sounds like I'm not missing anything that has to do with SW. Thanks for possibly hurting your brains watching this so we don't have to. 😊

  • @grege9601
    @grege9601 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Spice is a drug

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s the Cocaine of Star Wars!

    • @ardendragoon
      @ardendragoon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dave baloney everybody. Cheif Creative officer durp.
      Honest question.
      Do you think he knows the lore but doesn't care, or is he a blithering idiot.

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Spice is the in-universe slang for psychopharmaceuticals.
      AKA, psychedelics.

  • @jonathanzuniga1844
    @jonathanzuniga1844 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How long can Disney survive of they keep pumping shows and movies like this?

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends on how long Conservatives keep trusting Blackrock and State Street to invest their money "wisely".
      Once those retirement funds get sued for Violation of Fiduciary Responsibility, the whole thing comes apart.

  • @AphexTwin-ml8jg
    @AphexTwin-ml8jg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They are not giving what the fans want on purpose.

  • @MissPerriwinkle
    @MissPerriwinkle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    are they amateurs? the acting in it is so lame...

  • @DSKekaha
    @DSKekaha 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's weird that the one who carries the children is usually considered to be much more "the mother" than any random donor she met at a rave.

  • @markstevenson5917
    @markstevenson5917 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This entire show is a perfect work. It is a scarily accurate description of both the woke puppets and modern dei. No direction, no plot, no point, no story, and no actual lighting for you to see the truth of what's wrong.

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks.

  • @johnnyblaze973-p2m
    @johnnyblaze973-p2m 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey Valliant where’s your video on Deadpool & Wolverines projections?

  • @theMyouknow
    @theMyouknow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My guess is for the end of the show is that one twin kills the other, this is the so called tearjerkers one of the producers stated.

    • @jameshill4900
      @jameshill4900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Likely too dark. Expect redemption arc with Mae and OSHA teaming up to destroy the sith. Power of 2. Sith likely one of the mothers

  • @petermcg-g5u
    @petermcg-g5u 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Really wasn't expecting to like this but to be honest it was so bad i laughed my ass off. Keep it up Disney, this rubbish brings me so much joy.

  • @plumbingscam2667
    @plumbingscam2667 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's a good point that this episode contradicted itself. First the twins are too young to know what they want. Then the twins are old enough to know. Yet Grace Randolph defends this episode.

  • @hungchoonghow5857
    @hungchoonghow5857 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Leslye Headland? Is she related to Manchester City's Erling Headland?
    They both look kinda similar except for the hair colour.