YAAASSS THE FORCE IS FEMALE! Star Wars 'The Acolyte' is a PERFECT 10!... According to SHILLS!

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  • @dookie_12
    @dookie_12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3224

    They put a chick in it, made it gay, and made it lame.

    • @johnpk5831
      @johnpk5831 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They put all the chicks in it to make it gayerer and lamerer.

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

      Nice to see KK still proving South Park is 100% accurate

    • @BasementPepperoni
      @BasementPepperoni 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      It was already lame from the start to be fair, lol

    • @andreasgoransson
      @andreasgoransson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Indeed they did.

    • @wombatillo
      @wombatillo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      This is so predictable it's actually kinda funny.

  • @JumpingJax777
    @JumpingJax777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +735

    South Park Episode was NOT, I repeat was NOT supposed to be a blue print.
    Disney: "hold my beer"
    Audience: "pure....F'ing....hubris"

    • @TheStarcleaver
      @TheStarcleaver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I used to say the same about 1984, but here we are.

    • @BD76EandM
      @BD76EandM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevenedwards8353
      @stevenedwards8353 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's like Kennedy saw the South Park episode and went "well if I become even MORE ridiculous than how even South Park portrayed me as, then I will have invalidated their episode!", lol.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, this was already in production before that came out.

    • @JumpingJax777
      @JumpingJax777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mnomadvfx you give them wayyy too much credit. This manufactured trash did not take long to write and produce. I have seen better amateur star wars shows by youtubers do a better job inside of a month.

  • @ElValuador
    @ElValuador 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +957

    It’s as if Kathleen Kennedy watched her Cartman version on South Park and said “OF COURSE!!!”

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      With M.Bison/Raul Julia voice

    • @BaCaAllDay
      @BaCaAllDay 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Zontar82 🏆🤣🤣

    • @kb-gt7rn
      @kb-gt7rn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      PANDER HARDER! lol

    • @HarveyTAS
      @HarveyTAS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      HAHA Yeah I think she saw it as a compliment

    • @catherinehubbard1167
      @catherinehubbard1167 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      …and then she took credit for the plot.

  • @GlitchManOmega
    @GlitchManOmega 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +406

    It's ABSOLUTELY purely scorched-earth at this point. No nuance, no pretending, just pure SPITE.

    • @tkps
      @tkps 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe they recognise their days are finally numbered. Let's face it even Disney can't keep losing money indefinitely. Admitting in their financial reports to authorities audiences are not encouraged by recent Disney offerings. I read the last time their 'entertainment' (streaming/studio films) arm made money was in the April 22 quarter. We know when spoiled children used to getting their way are told no, their response is to throw a massive tantrum unless/until you smack them out of it. Or in this case take their money away.

    • @williamhutton2126
      @williamhutton2126 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine seeing adults whine and cry over Blues Clues adding diversity to their staff and creating an entire community of incels to hate on it because that show made for children doesn't cater exclusively to the incel?
      That's what this looks like from a non incel perspective regarding a property that the creator of the franchise himself stated is "for 12 year olds".

    • @jukesfood5601
      @jukesfood5601 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williamhutton2126 Are you being paid to spam this all over the comment section? Or are you truly this pathetic?

    • @_JC_21
      @_JC_21 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@williamhutton2126 😂

    • @StephenMoore777
      @StephenMoore777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@williamhutton2126 😂 says the incel

  • @luckdragongirl
    @luckdragongirl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +416

    As a woman who grew up enjoying the original trilogy, Leia was a strong female character. She even had the Force. They're trying to fix a problem that doesn't exist. Darth Vader was voiced by a black actor. Lando, one of the best characters in the franchise, was played by a black actor. And no, no one in 1980 was putting down Billy Dee Williams saying that black people couldn't be in Star Wars. No one in 1977 was putting down Leia. I wasn't born until the year of Return of the Jedi, but I'm not an idiot. LGBT crap needs to be out of Star Wars because LGBT crap is treated as the only personality trait of said characters. They have to say it every few minutes. They have no personalities other than rainbow. Anytime modern movies or TV has LGBT characters, we all know that the show or movie will suck because the ENTIRE focus will be on pronouns or who they want to sleep with as well as announcing it to everyone and telling people off. As a straight woman, I don't go up to people and announce my pronouns or that I'm straight. That is stupid. They got their chick in it, they made it gay, and it's lame (from what I can tell; I don't have Disney+, dropped it over a year ago).

    • @mikekugel1728
      @mikekugel1728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      My sentiments exactly when it comes to Leia and Lando. Everybody "LOVED" the character of each one. Nobody cared about Gender and Race because none of it mattered to the story. At all!

    • @chubbyninja89
      @chubbyninja89 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Thank you!
      I love when people just come out and call all this bullshit for what it is!
      I don't agree with all the alphabet stuff, but I'm certainly not going to try to force other people to do what I want, as I am not the one with any such authority, and neither are they. As far as I use to be concerned, it was as the old saying goes, "That's between them and God." and that's where I left it.
      And maybe the alphabet people wouldn't be getting so much backlash now if they just shut up and lived their lives. But they can't, because it's all about their pathetic *need* for attention, which they try to get by shoving as much of their lifestyle choices into everyone else's faces all the time.
      And maybe the rest of us wouldn't mind as much if they didn't do exactly what you brought up, as in make so many terribly written token characters who's sexuality and or skin color is their entire personality.
      At this point, they might as well have kept the old stereotypes for such characters, because all they're doing is making new ones, except the old ones could at least be funny at times with how over the top they could be.

    • @EsTornino77
      @EsTornino77 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I agree, Im a 47 year old white dude from the Netherlands, In my youth we as family/friends never ever thought of skin color watching TV. We loved the cosby show, fresh prince, the gangster movies from the 90's (menace to society, boyz in the hood etc..) , houseparty movies were legendary funny (kid & play) . Race etc.. was never ever a talking point, LGBT etc.. wasn't a real thing in the movies , but nowadays with companies as Disney , Netflix etc.. this little group of people (around 6% of the population) must be included in every serie/movie. It's to much. We in Holland say, we gave them a finger, and they are taking the whole hand.

    • @nameleszreviews5232
      @nameleszreviews5232 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As someone who is Gay....I agree with you 100%. My friends and I cringe hard when we see shows/movies like this. Nobody in the LGBT community asked for all this "representation". We'd prefer to be left out of the story. Doesn't add to the action or fantasy.

    • @EagleLeader1
      @EagleLeader1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Shout out from a fellow person born in the year of Return of the Jedi! 😊

  • @Rankbaajin
    @Rankbaajin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +665

    Dear Kathleen Kennedy that south park episode was meant as satire not as an instruction manual.

    • @deviousdelibird
      @deviousdelibird 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I want to like this comment but it's funny that it's at 69 rn

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @DjigitDaniel
      @DjigitDaniel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was just about to quip this. Bravo.

    • @cbriggs9
      @cbriggs9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      nice

    • @williamhutton2126
      @williamhutton2126 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine seeing adults whine and cry over Blues Clues adding diversity to their staff and creating an entire community of incels to hate on it because that show made for children doesn't cater exclusively to the incel?
      That's what this looks like from a non incel perspective regarding a property that the creator of the franchise himself stated is "for 12 year olds".

  • @casualcausalityy
    @casualcausalityy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +394

    "How did they cut ties to the old legacy?"
    "They scissored it."

    • @tommymarco9893
      @tommymarco9893 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      lol

    • @AusomeA
      @AusomeA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I just spit tea on my phone screen 😆

    • @UrRealDad80
      @UrRealDad80 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Not bad. Not bad at all

    • @D3sdinova
      @D3sdinova 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Remember when Anakin scissored the death star?

    • @christophemacker5338
      @christophemacker5338 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is why the male audience is ignored.

  • @pjirasek83
    @pjirasek83 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +965

    KK is bitter. She knows she has no talent. She probably realizes that Lucas and Spielberg were right in the dismissive way they treated her story ideas. (I have heard this was the case)
    So...what do you do? Destroy their esteemed legacy.
    This isn't about "being kinder" or "being more equal." It's about a bitter woman's fragile ego.

    • @Phaevryn
      @Phaevryn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      It's narcissism

    • @samuelbarrett9403
      @samuelbarrett9403 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Bang on!!!

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      KK is Toxic Femininity personified.

    • @Scruffynerfherder10
      @Scruffynerfherder10 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      She wants the accolades but doesn’t want to earn them, best way I’ve seen DEI be used is “Didn’t Earn It”

    • @laffing_hwhitee
      @laffing_hwhitee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Headland said it was about an estranged relative of HERS

  • @speedypete07gnarly
    @speedypete07gnarly 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    “Twice the PRIDE, double the Fall”
    -Count Dooku

    • @charliebrownie4158
      @charliebrownie4158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is one of my favorite lines in all the saga. Christopher Lee finally being in a Srar Wars movie it wasn't just a George Lucas fan boy moment with him completing the Hammer villains. I loved hearing Christopher when he saw the vampire teeth on the Yoda Marquette life-size statute on the set. Hearing Lee pointing out our man he didn't say George Lucas created the greatest film the world has ever seen. What was the words he used was saying this is the only and last time a film is created that no studio could make his film without interference by the studio demanding him change the movie according to their dictates.

  • @darthlaurel
    @darthlaurel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Anakin destroyed the deathstar?
    LUKE....YOU ARE YOUR FATHER!

    • @fadoraarmed9674
      @fadoraarmed9674 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂

    • @umbrellacorp.
      @umbrellacorp. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Luke: Yes I am. 😂

  • @johnw362
    @johnw362 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1744

    Disney has destroyed Star Wars. I don't even recognize it anymore.

    • @nittojoe136
      @nittojoe136 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      It's not star wars. It's Disney's own horrible "fan films" that are worse than actual fan films on youtube

    • @jAAbRON
      @jAAbRON 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Let's be clear: George Lucas destroyed Star Wars no later than 1999.

    • @stephencollins9062
      @stephencollins9062 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@nittojoe136 fan films are amazing and

    • @OGDanteZero
      @OGDanteZero 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      No surprises there lol they gave SW a sex change.

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      ​@@jAAbRON George did nothing wrong in 1999. It's 2012 that's the actual date.

  • @yankee1376
    @yankee1376 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    I loved the scene where the acolyte is sent up to Yoda's hotel room for a job interview.

    • @Mikeinreallife92
      @Mikeinreallife92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @deviousdelibird
      @deviousdelibird 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "Want this job, do you not?"

    • @SiccDeville
      @SiccDeville 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      for a casting couch she was invited

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And is greeted by Wokalyte Headlund: “Okay, drop your pants and go in, Master Harvey will see you now” 😆😆😆😆

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That wasn't Yoda...

  • @dualisticmix
    @dualisticmix 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

    The creators of South Park should be given the psychic of the year award. I swear. 🤣

  • @thehangryone5452
    @thehangryone5452 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "Indiana Jones blew up the Death Star." That line had me rolling. Lol

    • @StallionStudios1234
      @StallionStudios1234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ahahaha.

    • @charc0al_tv
      @charc0al_tv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Indiana Jones and The Joker did it together

    • @ChimpingBulldog
      @ChimpingBulldog 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      'Use the force, Harry' - Gandalf

    • @charliebrownie4158
      @charliebrownie4158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No no no no no, it was Jaws I saw it in the tea leaves a female shark kills the space shark killing space whales.

  • @MisterSinisterReviews
    @MisterSinisterReviews 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Quigon- death by saber stab.
    Reva- stabbed 2X lives.
    Sabine- stabbed by saber, lived.
    Jedi Master Trinity- knife….

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Reva stabbed a total of 3x, by Anakin(1x) & Vader(2x). Somehow, she survived..

    • @Gaiden-Shinji875
      @Gaiden-Shinji875 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Also the Grand Inquisitor also got stabbed and lived

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      To be fair they retconned Darth Maul being alive after being literally cut in half.

    • @gabrielnascimento7935
      @gabrielnascimento7935 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@mnomadvfx Yeah, but that was an exception from a exceptional character. Even, in universe, Obi-Wan and Sidious were surprised at Maul survival, and the lightsaber was treated like a deadly weapon. But nowadays

    • @shahrilaizat6228
      @shahrilaizat6228 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gaiden-Shinji875 Thats bcoz pawan his species have two stomach and they cant kill him bcoz Star wars Rebel.

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +460

    I never thought i would be wondering how scissoring could create a baby while watching a star wars show. What a time to be alive

    • @owenywanperoni7939
      @owenywanperoni7939 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well both her mother's managed to have twins so you don't know what your talking about 😂

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Leave it to women to ruin something for men with their stupid narcissistic ideas. Honestly I’m a point where I hear there’s a female lead actress or showrunner, I don’t even bother giving it a chance. I know it’s going to be bad.

    • @jasonandkathleenbarker6306
      @jasonandkathleenbarker6306 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      That’s why I skipped Furiosa.
      If it has a strong female lead then I’m not watching it.

    • @deadli-us
      @deadli-us 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I think you mean what a horrible time to be alive

    • @Jd-zr8bs
      @Jd-zr8bs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      On a positive note,I always win paper,rock scissors against lesbians.They always pick scissors

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    SPACE LESBIANS FROM SPACE IN SPACE
    Ever notice how the descriptions of modern shows are getting closer and closer to those you might find on adult films?

    • @jibjub7047
      @jibjub7047 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shhhh!!! The woke crowd has not tampered with those timeless relics of purity. They must be preserved at all costs. Pray thee have not leaked tale of those records to unwanted ears... Check yourself, before you wreck yourself next time

    • @erikdayne5429
      @erikdayne5429 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Except adult film writers put more time and thought into their scripts

    • @grim3897
      @grim3897 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@erikdayne5429 and quality props/clothing

    • @LethinGabbins
      @LethinGabbins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Imagine making space lesbian wizards and still bombing with audiences.

    • @luisnunes3863
      @luisnunes3863 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🎯🎯

  • @FailedTheTuringTest
    @FailedTheTuringTest 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    The Force is a thread, that's attached to a Tampon

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Pull it and let the dark side flow.

    • @peposo7
      @peposo7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      So it came out "forced"....and it smells.

    • @ErikHeimdallr
      @ErikHeimdallr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The Kotex Strikes Back

    • @rodmandealerman3297
      @rodmandealerman3297 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🙃🙃🙃🤓🤓🤓🥳

    • @paulnailor6723
      @paulnailor6723 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Top two underrated Comments right there 😂

  • @lordscrewtape2897
    @lordscrewtape2897 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Nerdrotic: this was written by humans....Mauler: are you SURE....

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honestly it would gel with how cheap Disney are.
      Probably most of the budgets are just the corporate upper management padding their bonuses.

  • @willbeard4835
    @willbeard4835 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    "At last star wars is no more. Now lesbians will rule the galaxy. And we shall have pride."
    - Kathleen Kennedy to Lesley Hedland

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And yet Disney clearly supports it.
      People obsess over Kennedy, but she's just a muppet with Disney corporate holding her strings.
      Exactly the same with Feige - they aren't in charge of anything, just the anointed punching bags to take the blame.

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kathleen Kennedy and Lesley Hedland are in a rowboat at sea, and it's taking on water. And they've decided the only way to fix it is to drill holes in the bottom to let the water out.

  • @Buddahmonk
    @Buddahmonk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    “We can make it as bad as we want but if they don’t watch it we just blame them for being bigots…”

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "And if that doesn't work, accuse them of not having sex!" Seen this one repeatedly now.

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@greghannibalI love that one the most because usually they acuse happily married men with 5 or so children of that exact thing when they are the single miserable winos who will never find love nor joy

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm frustrated since a kung-fu + star wars crossover would be amazing if it were handled by people who had any interest in writing or Star Wars.

    • @Buddahmonk
      @Buddahmonk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HumanPerson_final it’s all about the agenda

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HumanPerson_final Seriously. There's so much to explore in tar wars and they're like, "everything adds up to sex and gender identity somehow"

  • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
    @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +302

    "The Force is Female."
    Me: Disney Star Wars = "Lezbeans with Lightsabers" confirmed.

    • @JjJetplan
      @JjJetplan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Without it being amateur porn* smh prob has better plots as well

    • @mr.F.Castle
      @mr.F.Castle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They mean the dark side ofc. chaotic, makes no real sense, emotion driven.

    • @aa-ze5cz
      @aa-ze5cz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "The force is male."
      *queue riots*

    • @YourLocalCopiumDealer
      @YourLocalCopiumDealer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's lightscissors, not sabers.
      Also if a woman is impregnated by the force, doesn't that make the force male?

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "Lightscissors".

  • @Lol_Pig
    @Lol_Pig 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +254

    The idea that The Force is vaginal static discharge via muff rubbing seems kinda lazy on the part of the writers.

    • @MrDazzleLove
      @MrDazzleLove 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The writing might be lazy but that sounds like the only part I would want to watch.

    • @luisnunes3863
      @luisnunes3863 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      They can only write what they know, and that's all they know.

    • @sailormatlac9114
      @sailormatlac9114 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@MrDazzleLove Not sure they had "attractive" women in mind when they wrote that down! ;-)

    • @MrDazzleLove
      @MrDazzleLove 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@sailormatlac9114 oh yeah bummer haha I won’t watch this trash but I will watch other people that have suffered through to give us an honest review.

    • @SW-fn7cl
      @SW-fn7cl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Might have happened in Space Balls

  • @MrRichman4000
    @MrRichman4000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The best thing we can do is ignore anything Disney puts out.
    No reviews, no interest, nothing.

    • @kylemylo3776
      @kylemylo3776 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Reviews are fine, just don't watch their movies or spend any money on it

    • @ItsaKindOfMagic86
      @ItsaKindOfMagic86 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if we stay quiet
      then only the shills and bots praises are vocal

    • @JayJayPee123
      @JayJayPee123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am video editing all these shows to correct as much as possible. I will never rewatch on streaming again.

    • @phenomenonk1
      @phenomenonk1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They still will blame men and mysogynie for it. Look at mad max furiosa . They still state that its bombing cause men couldn't handle a strong female lead ,besides over 70 % who watched it are male.

    • @Anglophobiaisevil
      @Anglophobiaisevil 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is actually I think the best choice. I think the point of these is to generate the culture war. If we ignore it they will just throw it away and assume they milked all the hate of it and move to something else. We already tried saying something, it seems the reaction is exactly what they wanted

  • @testudo2185
    @testudo2185 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I’m not a Star Wars fan but I feel annoyed with how bad all the new stuff is. I remember when people use to hate the prequels but they are masterpieces compared to this

    • @Giggles50
      @Giggles50 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have no damn idea why they complained about the prequels! They were amazing!

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Giggles50 - Meh... the prequels had their issues. But within those three long films... is at least two regular length films worth of great material. If you edit out Lucas' advertisements for his CGI studios, and all the fluff added to extend it into a trilogy... you've got a decent Vader origin story.

    • @haynesdevon0
      @haynesdevon0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly. I'll defend the return of the sith to my last breath. In 2012, just pre gamer gate, it became cool to shit on star wars RoTS in particular. Like naw, cus now all the people who were shiting on starwars for a generation think it needs to be made for them. So you know what? Let em have it well taken Lucas starwars and legends. They can have this pet cemetery version all to themselves.

  • @aslanlionfan28
    @aslanlionfan28 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    I don't want any of these women representing me. They are so far off the mark.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But all bear the Mark of the Beast.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Xbalanque84
      The beast with 2 backs that Lucas and Kennedy made before he made her Lucasfilm CEO?

    • @StallionStudios1234
      @StallionStudios1234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They have no clue where even the target is.

  • @chris.hinsley
    @chris.hinsley 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    Female frogs from Jurassic park “life, finds a way…”

    • @sandiago7564
      @sandiago7564 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Alex Jones "I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frikin frogs gay!!"

    • @Jezza_One
      @Jezza_One 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It works for fish they can change sex..

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Woke finds a way...

    • @shmeediddy.
      @shmeediddy. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "The force uh, ah finds it way"

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No no no! Not Jurassic Park 😂. Dont give em ideas.

  • @mogamatsedickpetersen8620
    @mogamatsedickpetersen8620 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    South Park needs to do an episode on this; the women don't have sex, they just positively affirm one another until they both uhm finish and their juices combine to make a bebeh.

    • @tommymarco9893
      @tommymarco9893 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      yaaaz yaaaz

    • @mogamatsedickpetersen8620
      @mogamatsedickpetersen8620 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@tommymarco9893 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Divorce rate of married lesbians: 75%.

    • @mogamatsedickpetersen8620
      @mogamatsedickpetersen8620 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@daveeyes Damn! I want to say I'm not surprised, but then I'd just sound like every other gay dude.

    • @thomasjefferson2676
      @thomasjefferson2676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They really must believe thats possible

  • @Aelwyn666
    @Aelwyn666 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    In 40 years, nobody on Earth will remember anything related to Star Wars except for the original three movies. Those will always be remembered and their legacy intact. That is the true measure of greatness.

    • @jayceerenegado8038
      @jayceerenegado8038 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Rogue was good

    • @NoobTamer
      @NoobTamer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jayceerenegado8038 Rogue One was the only decent thing Disney Wars has brought, and I chalk that up to it being a somewhat lazy rewriting of how the rebels got the death star plans. It looks like a kid copying another kid's homework, changing up it just enough, but also adding in things that show they didn't understand the subject.

    • @jayceerenegado8038
      @jayceerenegado8038 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NoobTamer I don’t know any Star Wars lore except for the movies I’ve seen.

    • @NoobTamer
      @NoobTamer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jayceerenegado8038 If you are interested, there are plenty of good Star Wars books and even comics. Still baffling Disney decided to shelve them.

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NoobTamer - Rogue is definitely a solid film. But yeah... I doubt people will still be hailing it as some kind of masterpiece 40 years later. I can still watch the original Star Wars films and enjoy them, even though i've seen them many, many, MANY times. But I've seen Rogue One a couple times and really don't have much urge to watch it again.

  • @darthlaurel
    @darthlaurel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how Disparu breaks down the cost by the second. It's hilarious.

  • @rodbarnes9624
    @rodbarnes9624 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    The way Chris Gore spoke about this show, you guys should attend his official funeral for Star Wars.

    • @ToaEnemis
      @ToaEnemis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Link?

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@ToaEnemis It's probably on Film Threat's channel

    • @undertow5164
      @undertow5164 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this would be legit amazing

    • @yelsahblah3270
      @yelsahblah3270 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was thinking the same thing and that it would be hilarious to Livestream it. Invite all the usual suspects. Have a eulogy, play some music, have up images and stuff, let some have a chance to speak, reminisce on their first experience with Star Wars. It'd be so great. I'd watch it.

    • @rodbarnes9624
      @rodbarnes9624 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@yelsahblah3270 Lol! Exactly. After the service, all the pre-Disney Star Wars fans will no longer refer to this garbage as Star Wars, but instead call it *'Space Pronouns'* or something.

  • @vonpredator
    @vonpredator 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    All those rotten tomato comments are absolutely AI generated.

    • @NickSargent-cy1il
      @NickSargent-cy1il 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      NPC generated

    • @vonpredator
      @vonpredator 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@NickSargent-cy1il NPC for NPC
      Siri for Alexa..

  • @genmathias25
    @genmathias25 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +314

    This show is higher rated than Fallout already? Smh critics really are just paid to say things

    • @ahmorgan
      @ahmorgan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I really used to think the "shills" claim was overexaggerated, but after watching the Acolyte, there's no way in hell critics thought that was top tier entertainment. Idgaf, no way in hell will I believe people giving that an A score while giving Fallout a B are anything but shills.

    • @user-us5dr2qi2r
      @user-us5dr2qi2r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      You didn't know that from how they praised the fallout show....

    • @Lol_Pig
      @Lol_Pig 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Critics, Inc.

    • @Pilot646
      @Pilot646 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you watched it

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Rottentomatoes is owned by Fandango which is owned by Comcast which has a carriage agreement with Disney

  • @Greg_Andrews
    @Greg_Andrews 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Pride comes before the fall"
    "Pride brings destruction"
    (-some ancient book of wisdom somewhere)

  • @eddiesalgado9581
    @eddiesalgado9581 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When Han Solo said: “these aren’t the droids we’re looking for.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rustytennakoon8661
    @rustytennakoon8661 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    To me the most ironc thing is when they had a genuinely strong female lead in Carano they fired her and persecuted her

  • @Zminator1986
    @Zminator1986 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    Alex Jones: I don't like the witches putting their magic in the water THAT TURNED THE FREAKING FORCE GAY

    • @shaneh3109
      @shaneh3109 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lmao

    • @laffing_hwhitee
      @laffing_hwhitee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Touche' mon Ami!!!😂😂😂

  • @TheKageRyu
    @TheKageRyu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    My favorite part was when Yoda said "If move my desk one more time they do, Steal Annakin's children I will."

    • @shannonpincombe8485
      @shannonpincombe8485 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Love it!! But that's from 'Space Office'....right?

    • @StallionStudios1234
      @StallionStudios1234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is Yoda actually non binary now along with Darth Vader? Did Palpatine have a robot vagina inserted in him to make him more powerful with the Force?

  • @ATribeCalledShea
    @ATribeCalledShea 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    First I was angry, then I found it amusing to watch new Star Wars content to see how bad they were. Now I have to come to terms that the franchise I fell in love with is actually dead and never coming back to the greatness it used to be. Where George Lucas made me believe Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewy existed, and the universe was in danger, where there were lessons of never giving up on someone, patience, bravery, and overcoming selfishness to become a hero. I had to come to terms with the fact that we're losing amazing stories and the lessons gained from them.

  • @benkei7530
    @benkei7530 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My eyes are rolling so far into my head, I think I had a stroke

    • @jm7804
      @jm7804 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was bad. I don't understand why or how there are so many positive reviews. I'm not one of these people who wanted to hate it because the lead was a female of color. I honestly don't care about that stuff as long as the characters and story are good. They weren't. When your casting genius only gets as far as the great grandfather of Viceroy Gunray then you know you're in trouble.

  • @blakehenry9030
    @blakehenry9030 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    It's not a social agenda it's a Religion

    • @alltheflavors9673
      @alltheflavors9673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The cult of marxism hellbent on destroying western civilization.

    • @meanwhileonhastings...
      @meanwhileonhastings... 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Cult

    • @Tiasung
      @Tiasung 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its the appropriation and subversion of a religion into a satanic cult.

    • @blakehenry9030
      @blakehenry9030 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@meanwhileonhastings... Cults don't have state and private funding like this they have a confession of faith wake up

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sickness.

  • @Mitsoxfan
    @Mitsoxfan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Headland: You think THAT is lame and breaks cannon, hold my beer.

  • @Foolsjoker
    @Foolsjoker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    The funny thing is...I almost called this. I said "They retconned Leia to have had a lesbian affair and they had a girl/girl baby that was strong in the force". I was legitimately making a joke.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      No… that isn’t the plot, is it??!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥴

    • @stevenyee1055
      @stevenyee1055 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What a prophecy

    • @jkranites
      @jkranites 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@samblack5313 its not they are being A-Holes

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @jkranites
      It’s crazy that I’d actually believe it, hey. That’s where we are right now.

    • @javiersilva1577
      @javiersilva1577 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jkranitesThe audience for Star Wars is roughly 70% male. Since Disney took over Star Wars, the made the main protagonist in the new movies a woman. In Ahsoka, the 3 main heroes are women, and 2 of the 4 main bad guys are women.
      And now once again we have the antagonist being a woman. Female characters are not a problem. But they are clearly trying to make the Star Wars universe center around women.
      If women are so amazing, why don’t they create their own universe. Why do they have to take what is ours and ruin it? Oh right because they can’t create anything of their own.

  • @Dr._Atom
    @Dr._Atom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The high republic is truly the moment where the republic got high

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh their own rainbow flavoured vegan farts.

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “We did it. We scissored the force into existence!”

  • @benitopulatso6637
    @benitopulatso6637 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Somehow, babies occurred.

    • @luthasunspell8365
      @luthasunspell8365 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Imagine pitching this fanfic to a serious fan of Star Wars.
      “So then, the two amazing lesbians give each other babies with midichlorians!”
      “… Over my dead body.”

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Women can have p3n153s now, so there's that.....

  • @LaVeyCharkusVeros
    @LaVeyCharkusVeros 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    With how things are nowadays on Disney, they should already consider changing their slogan from *"The Force of Female"* to *"The Force is Fa**ot"* (that cute word Melonie loves to say).

  • @arcadeheroes_coinop
    @arcadeheroes_coinop 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "Andor set the bar so high, I had to give it a perfect score." Translation: The check that Disney sent me was much larger than the one they sent for Andor, so *I had to* give it a perfect score, otherwise that sweet spice would no longer flow into my bank account.

  • @ThePoorBoy
    @ThePoorBoy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What surprises me most is that they don't insist that Luke, a white man, needed the help of Obi-Wan's voice and the Force to blow up the first Death star, whereas Lando, a black man, was able to lead the mission and blow up the second one without any such "Force-based" guidance.

    • @ItsaKindOfMagic86
      @ItsaKindOfMagic86 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Luke was a farmboy under immense pressure
      Lando likely has had some close scrapes with the law and who knows? the rebels might have run simulation drills and practise runs and studied the blue prints of the 2nd deathstar

  • @yogurtthewize2943
    @yogurtthewize2943 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Just found this channel and now I am never leaving lmao. You guys are great.

  • @TheFyend
    @TheFyend 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    When LezLie said she likes "All the Star Wars movies" it felt like the Bobs in Office Space asking Michael what his favorite Michael Bolton song is and he says that he likes them all....

    • @enrique6335
      @enrique6335 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's how you know someone has never listened to any song, or in this case, viewed any films in a franchise.

    • @bhbobbyd
      @bhbobbyd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely this

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “What games do you play”
      “Mostly Nintendo”

  • @jameshutton3960
    @jameshutton3960 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    Starwars - the force is every living thing
    New star wars - the force is female and nerds are all gay.
    Which one mores inclusive again.

    • @AgentSmith1991
      @AgentSmith1991 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know, and I know, and everyone else here knows.... but that doesn't matter. They'll never actually be genuinely inclusive. They just want a shield for their anti-white/male racism/sexism.

    • @glentor3
      @glentor3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Perhaps the next SW project will be based around using midichlorians to switch genders.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @glentor3
      I can genuinely see this happening. Please delete this in case they see it 😆

    • @theescapetrix
      @theescapetrix 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@samblack5313no lie. get rid of it... They're dumb enough to do it. 😂😂😂

  • @raspycellist
    @raspycellist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Robot Chicken Star Wars is way better than anything Disney does.

    • @ralaznable8640
      @ralaznable8640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And family guy

    • @raspycellist
      @raspycellist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ralaznable8640 I guess, to as lesser degree. But way more than Disney.

    • @eagletrigger
      @eagletrigger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      At least RC knows the lore and respects it enough to actually parody it. KK and her cabal of Night Bit-uh, Sisters know less about the lore than a pygmy in the Amazon.

    • @raspycellist
      @raspycellist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eagletrigger Yeah that's probably true.

    • @TheSEWEGI
      @TheSEWEGI 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What the hell is an aluminum falcon?

  • @andrewanderson6735
    @andrewanderson6735 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    LOL! ok editor you have done it again i was replaying and replaying 4:50 😭this stuff is too good 🤣

  • @traderstudios6473
    @traderstudios6473 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:31 😂😂 That Obi Wan impression was perfection!

  • @vinvin4884
    @vinvin4884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    As a straight, white, male, there is literally nothing for me in this series. I am so sick of every character being female and all the men being weak or feminine side characters. Where are the masses of women who love Star Wars? Because I'm pretty sure 90% of fans are male.

    • @LifeisANovel
      @LifeisANovel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      its crazy. kinda ruining everything i love about it growing up. i think ima just stick to the original 3, the prequels and few of the other movies and mandalorian shows. also the older books are good too. some of these shows smh

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good lmao

    • @Rehd66
      @Rehd66 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's more than 90%, my friend.

    • @luna-hw9li
      @luna-hw9li 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      maybe it's similar to l*esb*an p*rn: the majority of fans is male.

    • @ErikHeimdallr
      @ErikHeimdallr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's all about White, heterosexual erasure.

  • @flemmingjensen4656
    @flemmingjensen4656 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Ah thats how Anakin was born, his mother was gay😂 and why he became evil😅

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Must mean Darth Plagueis was a woman.

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@aulvinduergard9952 It took Plagueis and Sidious together months of intensive meditation to conceive Anakin. Sidious could vaporize that entire coven of leswitches with one blast of his Force lightning.

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ‘There was no father… just midichlorians smeared all over me and some chicks fingers and inner thighs’

  • @chaelzeng2224
    @chaelzeng2224 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    This series is proof that there is life after brain death. Seriously, children are starving somewhere in the world - the money should have been used there.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      they would donate it for abortion much faster than for food

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That same thinking is true of 99% of what is spent on films/TV though.
      Actors are laughably overpaid relative to their contributions these days, especially in VFX heavy films where the VFX teams are basically carrying the film only to be mocked by the director and actors now (looking at you Taika and Tessa ya twats).

    • @thejojozbg
      @thejojozbg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only thing that Western welfare has done in the past decades is create hundreds of millions more starving children in the third world, the only thing that sending money there does is creating African, Arabic and Asian babies that need more food.

  • @WishingItWereEasy
    @WishingItWereEasy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “That’s not how the Force works.”
    - A Man.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I just went down a rabbit hole of reading Star Wars lore and read about the Original Jedi, The Brother and The Sister and all that. They're just shitting on the face of the canon now.

  • @bannedtwice7767
    @bannedtwice7767 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    Disney: "The force is female!"
    Chad: "What is a woman?"
    Disney: "REEEEEEEEEEE!"

  • @SilverAxe13
    @SilverAxe13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    To anyone still clinging on to Disney Star Wars… if this show doesn’t get you to walk away, I’m not sure what will.

    • @alltheflavors9673
      @alltheflavors9673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I peeled off when disney lost 4 billion for it. Im just here enjoying the comedy of the commentary. Its the best legacy of disney kk.

    • @TriptolemusPrime
      @TriptolemusPrime 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well I like Andor and I’ll stick with that but I have no hope for anything else. Movies are dead and they are killing all hope. I just hope Tony can keep his vision on Andor and after that i will doubt I will care about anything after that. So disappointing. So tiring to be dealing with this dogshit.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @TriptolemusPrime
      Anything successful gets the treatment twice as bad in the next instalment. You saw what happens to mandalorian, Andor will be worse.

    • @TriptolemusPrime
      @TriptolemusPrime 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@samblack5313 idk Tony Gilroy is stubborn
      Edit: now if gilroy leaves that means it’s garbage. And also the first 2 seasons of mando were good. But season 3 was so ass

    • @draykster
      @draykster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This was my last straw. I cancelled my Disney+ subscription last night and I'm actually embarrassed that it took me this long.

  • @dracodrakonis
    @dracodrakonis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    Yassss, Yassssssss, Strong Female Leader BS, No men needed. Men Bad....... yada, yada, blah, blah.

    • @dennisrounds1996
      @dennisrounds1996 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      YAZZZZ YAAAZzZZzz

    • @ErikDeMann
      @ErikDeMann 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The Acolyte - because a fire in deep space makes perfect sense to the Matriarchy.

    • @airyshaggy83
      @airyshaggy83 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yoda, Yoda, blah, blah

    • @Pilot646
      @Pilot646 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just don't say this out loud

    • @tommymarco9893
      @tommymarco9893 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      yaaz yaaz

  • @harolddaniels7883
    @harolddaniels7883 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LMAO, Gary : "I know I shouldn't say fuck, but you're fucking making me say it"!!!!!

  • @ChristopherFreitas-l9e
    @ChristopherFreitas-l9e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Truthfully, this isn't even Star wars. It's something else entirely...

  • @santiago451
    @santiago451 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    This what happens when you insist on promoting people who:
    *Don't like the IP*
    *Don't understand the IP*
    *Don't like fans of the IP*
    *Don't understand fans of the IP*
    Then the donuts in charge scratch their heads in abject bewilderment when the new show is a massive failure.

    • @kaipacifica1289
      @kaipacifica1289 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Disney and KK know exactly what they are doing... and have been paid off handsomely to do it.

    • @JoJo-vg8dz
      @JoJo-vg8dz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don't like str8 men.

    • @glentor3
      @glentor3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You forgot one thing:
      Don’t have any sense of fiscal responsibility or sanity

  • @tempistrane1222
    @tempistrane1222 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Force scissoring? *New Fetish Unlocked*. Well....

    • @rector0455
      @rector0455 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, you know, clam bumping.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If straight females starfish while men make the motion, do lesbians scissor with a toy in the middle?

    • @bradleysmith2021
      @bradleysmith2021 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's like they're low-key feeding material to the Hubs.

  • @andreasgoransson
    @andreasgoransson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    The Force is LGBTQ. This will save Star Wars 😂😂😂

    • @andreasgoransson
      @andreasgoransson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mtolic2003 you're a complete imbecile if you believe that. It's about ideology to subvert sound values in the West. Star Wars had a global fandom larger than any entertainment IP, before the Nose mafia sank their teeth into Lucas'creation. It was a veritable money printing press, but that was not what they wanted.

    • @beauhodges7957
      @beauhodges7957 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mtolic2003Even gay people see that this is trash.

    • @sailormatlac9114
      @sailormatlac9114 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mtolic2003 That works if that 30m viewers are all mindless drones, which I doubt.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @mtolic2003
      30m? I very VERY highly doubt these statistics.

    • @glentor3
      @glentor3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mtolic2003
      It isn’t 10%. That was asserted by Alfred Kinsey, and included anyone who experimented a little, or maybe had gay thoughts. The real number is more like 1-1.5%.

  • @alejandroangel998
    @alejandroangel998 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:40 the way Gary’s dialogue was edited makes it look like he’s having a seizure 😂

  • @mobrule9065
    @mobrule9065 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vagna friction creates the force LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @David.Dailey
    @David.Dailey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The fragility of women is palpable

    • @kylemylo3776
      @kylemylo3776 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget the fragility of black people. Ever show, TV ad, movie has to have mandatory black people or it's racist.
      Even though they are only 12% of US

  • @TorontoJon
    @TorontoJon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "I was once a Star Wars fan the same as your father...before the dark times...before Disney, Bob Iger, and Leslye Headland." ;)

  • @WarGhoulKharas
    @WarGhoulKharas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Leslye Headland conned Kathleen Kennedy into giving her a series, then made it all about herself.

    • @dennisrounds1996
      @dennisrounds1996 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      She said “Give Me a series or I’ll make you slee…feed you to Harvey.”

    • @jonathanyoung2588
      @jonathanyoung2588 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Assuming Kathleen isn't pushing it herself is quite the long stretch

    • @erikdayne5429
      @erikdayne5429 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah I don’t know how much of it was a con job and how much of it was Headland just being honest and Kennedy saying this is music to my ears

    • @DoroteoVilla
      @DoroteoVilla 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Tricked her? Shiiiiiiiiiit. Kathleen helped write it!

    • @JohnnyScribe
      @JohnnyScribe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As if Kennedy had to be tricked into this shit lol

  • @inigoacha1166
    @inigoacha1166 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lost it at "- He'll come back later, his recharging his social battery ! "

  • @birdzini7984
    @birdzini7984 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the funniest Nerdrotic vids so far, had me crying.

  • @PeterKlausRothe
    @PeterKlausRothe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Interesting how they keep yapping on about Diversity, Equity and Inclusion and Star Wars has never been less diverse or inclusive.

    • @WretchedManlam
      @WretchedManlam 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's Modus Operandi for all things left

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All of those things just mean “no white men”.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Those are all just words that mean “no hwyt men”

  • @lewieanderson6579
    @lewieanderson6579 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    So this is what kylo ren was talking about when he said "let the past die"

    • @franniea
      @franniea 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kylo my poor baby Prince what they do to you? it's a free for all anything everything goes circus What was once a great story is just social agenda. what the freakin Hay Sorry to people with no political stance that worked for the franchise

    • @kylekatarn5964
      @kylekatarn5964 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's what iconoclasts believe in.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@kylekatarn5964
      Finally, someone speaking my vocabulary!

    • @kylekatarn5964
      @kylekatarn5964 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Xbalanque84
      If they were incompetent it wouldn't be so spiteful.

  • @omgness14
    @omgness14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I refuse to watch any Disney Star Wars media after the second movie they did. I was like "Nah, Im good"

    • @noahziegler3478
      @noahziegler3478 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I canceled all memberships and trips. I got a little push back from the kids and the wife, but onto other products that don't hate me for something I can't control. My Skin. First time I've seen an IMDb movie with no rating.

    • @zekarou7831
      @zekarou7831 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I don't even finish the first movie. Mary Sue and everything... It's unbearable to watch.

  • @pandaman1677
    @pandaman1677 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Force is like the Tao. Two Complimentary opposing Forces.

  • @jjc5407
    @jjc5407 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Throw me the lightsaber, I throw you the lightwhip."

  • @josephallen3334
    @josephallen3334 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The part where the main chick screamed, “There is a temptress in me!” as she was slowly lowered into a vat of molten metal while Spock looked on from above; literally had me in tears, shaking.

    • @tjhooker824
      @tjhooker824 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think she said tempest not temptress. Still 10/10 comment tho. A+++

  • @christopher2cv
    @christopher2cv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I’m so grateful to all of you guys.
    Watching your content is pure entertainment. (The thing I stopped getting from the shows I used to love, and no longer watch).
    And you’re all f***ing hilarious 🤣

    • @tommymarco9893
      @tommymarco9893 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      these youtube channels are now the entertainment

  • @EddieKnightTOL
    @EddieKnightTOL 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    First episode of acolyte < watching paint dry
    Second episode of acolyte > nailing my pinky toe to a 2x4

  • @thereviewgeekofficialYT
    @thereviewgeekofficialYT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Re being an RT critic, I can shed a bit of light over the process of applying btw having been rejected three times. They ask a series of questions, including race, sex etc. and last I checked, they had a big thing on the application form about wanting more minorities and LGBTQ+ as critics which was more important than length of time in the industry (paraphrasing here and it was a while back when I looked).
    They then look at your history of writing reviews. You have to submit two of your best and preferably writing for different publications along with mentioning how many reviews you do a month and what content you cover. If it's your own site, they're unlikely to bring you onboard although if you can get 3 critics approved from the same site, the publication is automatically approved. If not, you need to hit over 3 million pageviews a month I believe.
    Every time I included one scathing negative review and a positive review. Refuse to write for anyone else as they have strict guidelines around being "sensitive" or others want you to include politics, which I personally don't agree with.
    Been doing this for 5 years now so not a newbie in the field but they probably didn't like my super negative written reviews of Rings of Power, TLJ and Obi-Wan Kenobi (all submitted separately). They also ask you "whether you're an ally" and whether you've been to any film festivals, along with why you should be part of the critic circle. It's a pretty lengthy form, takes about 15-20 minutes to fill out and they take around 6 months to get back in touch. All three times I got a reply back saying I was a good writer but needed "more experience" (guess 4+ years isn't enough?) and that I "wasn't what they were looking for". Hope that helps!

  • @smithyblue
    @smithyblue 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m glad I grew up watching the original and prequel trilogies of Star Wars.

  • @CleanUpNick
    @CleanUpNick 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Damn the Force is so gay... no like, literally" will be my new favorite phrase

  • @djrx22
    @djrx22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    They are targeting children that's why no one understands why they are doing this. It's not for us adults, not even close.

    • @alltheflavors9673
      @alltheflavors9673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Nobody is watching it

    • @HaxaNz
      @HaxaNz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly, they are targeting the kids. If they next generation is weak they are easy to control. It's not meant for us

    • @johnepants
      @johnepants 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was introduced to Star Wars by my parents. I have no intention of breeding Star Wars fandom to my daughter. Their audience is now blue haired whales that hate the idea of having kids and families. They aren’t going to breed a new generation of fandom into existence

  • @kb-gt7rn
    @kb-gt7rn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Now its called the FORCE because they have to FORCE the fans to see it.

  • @jeremygeorgia4943
    @jeremygeorgia4943 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ♫ What is lore?
    Disney don't hurt me;
    Don't hurt me...
    No more! ♫

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With a REBEL yell, she cried “MOON, MOON, MoOoN!!!”
      REBEL MOON far away in time, REBEL MOON, far away in time….
      Blinded by (the) ACO LYTE, wrapped up like a turd, an insult to things you like.
      (I wish) SHE HULK never happened, SHE HULK never happened at all.. they burned down the fandom, but it wasn’t a shock, at this point it’s just a bore.. and we’ll all shill DEIsney tonight, and trans rights tomorrow.
      SING US A SONG YOURE THE NEW IRON MA’AM, MAKE SURE YOU CONDESCEND TO THE WHYTZ…

    • @kylekatarn5964
      @kylekatarn5964 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *bops head sideways at the Roxbury*

  • @MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE
    @MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Scissor sisters are doing it force themselves

  • @coloradogrown303
    @coloradogrown303 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It's like Anakins mom said when asked who that father was. "There was no father" now adapted into modern woke meaning 💩

  • @stopclockapp
    @stopclockapp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Star Wars HAD MILLIONS OF FANS, then it got hijacked by hackers, NOW has hundreds.

    • @TriptolemusPrime
      @TriptolemusPrime 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No it still has millions. Just not for 90% of the shit Disney has done. Still got the classics, prequels, games, and hopefully Andor can stay the course and not get highjacked by dogshit.

    • @stopclockapp
      @stopclockapp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TriptolemusPrime Hope is Dope, family.

  • @tjswanson6953
    @tjswanson6953 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really wish a fan could rebuff that 'Anakin blew up the death star' bit.
    "You mean the Trade Federation ship in episode 1, right?" "No, I meant the Death Star."
    "Oh, so you meant Luke Skywalker then? Because he blew up the Death Star.."

  • @gt-BUUM
    @gt-BUUM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Scissor, or, scissor not...."
    I scissor not.

  • @StreetPreacherr
    @StreetPreacherr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I love that 'Acolyte' is designed to attract more FEMALE & QUEER fans, and X-Ray Girl is sitting there muted and COMPLETELY disinterested with the entire conversation! lol

    • @saskia3691
      @saskia3691 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are busy streaming Barbie

    • @slipstreambro
      @slipstreambro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And to create more young fans who attach themselves to that ideology. Freaking hate the Mouse House with these people at the helm. All those years growing up with Robin Hood, Jungle Book, Dumbo, and the rest of the classics are being trashed by the BoD. They can stop this, but they willfully choose not to and they’re bringing down multiple franchises at the same time. It really is quite the accomplishment.

    • @wxywawjy626
      @wxywawjy626 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Attract more female" ..... they totally missed then i will not be watching thats for sure🤣🤣🤣

  • @dennisrounds1996
    @dennisrounds1996 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    To quote Captain Marvel
    “GiRlS gEt It DoNe”

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥴😂

  • @jenkinsmanly-spain1252
    @jenkinsmanly-spain1252 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Iger: May the agenda be with you
    Board: May the agenda be with you

  • @theandrogynousmisogynist
    @theandrogynousmisogynist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Scissoring started the force.

  • @brittscott4673
    @brittscott4673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The direction that Disney has taken Star Wars now is just laughable at this point.

  • @user-fw4mq7ey9i
    @user-fw4mq7ey9i 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The main girl is basically space Hamas. She covers her face, targets civilians, and uses a human(?) Shield in the first 2 minutes.

    • @user-fw4mq7ey9i
      @user-fw4mq7ey9i 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And attacks non-combatants

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      does she get aid from the republic?

    • @glentor3
      @glentor3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So, given who greenlit this thing, that must make her the hero.