Toby, I had a horrible day today. Everything seemed to be going wrong and I cried for a good 1/3rd of the day because I was so sad. Then I watched your videos and I cried. Not because I was sad, but because I'm laughing so hard. Thank you for making my day so much better. Much love, Fellow audience member
@TheMufasaJones i know. i as crying today too. a junior at my school passed away and everyone was so upset. and now, watching toby, everything gets better. long live the audience.
Yeah!!! I just got in from town (Dublin[Ireland]) after having been in there for the last 13hrs or so. Around 1.30 in the morning I'm a bit drunk and have to be up for school in around 5 1/2 hours. But all the same I have to make time to watch Toby's new vlog and his new gaming videos. Its so worth it ib the end!
Dia dhuit Toby! Im from Ireland, born and bred. Im way impressed by your knowledge of Paddy's Day and Ireland. Mayo is in the west you utter genius! If I win the tshirt for today I will teach you how to talk in Irish accent! The way you say "Irish" is almost perfect! Lesson 1: pronounce Jesus like "Jay-sis!" ... You're welcome. Moran Grá! (That means much love in Irish!)
Thank you Toby. I just told my best friend the original St. Patrick's Day color was green and now it's more than half of my friends' statuses on Facebook. You've taught me yet another thing today. Much Thanks, Audience member
The "E" with the x above it is Enzio's target spot. Moments later Enzio hawk dived into the city street and gave Tobuscus a bearded axe. This was Tobuscus' best St. Patrick's day ever.
have you ever heard of a double leprechaun? they hang out at the ends of double rainbows. they're super tall but other than that they're basically like normal leprechauns happy saint patty's day!!
St. Patrick was welsh and mayo is a real place in Ireland. I'm Irish. We Irish do have lepracon's at the end of the rainbow and they do give you gold(personal experience). You can sometimes find them in the forest but they are very good at hide and seek. And anyone who says otherwise is trying to keep the secret!
my mom is a huge fan of you toby!! we watch you together all the time!!! and todays her birthday!!! st. pattys day!!!! she would really appreciate a shirt!!!! plz?!!!
The X marks the spot for treasure and the E stands for Epicness, when toby stopped the video and went down there and recived the epicness, and then decided to travel back in time and give himself the gift when he was born, later finding out that he had already had maximum epic already as an infant because of his xbox controller, so he traveled forward in time, and created youtube with that epicness. and that is the tall tail, of toby turner and his quest of epic
Fun Fact: In Dublin Ireland the week leading up to St. Patrick's Day is a huge festival throughout the city. On Saint Patrick's Day they dress in blue and gold and go to church services and don't drink.
That secret door was the enterance of Toby's secret lair. There he comes up with ideas and new places to go for his vlogs. He's got it he's legit. Shirt pleasee!
You know what would be cool? An audience gathering, where Toby has t-shirt launcher and gives all the audience t-shirts and speeds higher than necessary.
TOBY.. I love you for not claiming to be "Irish" like most people.. Especially on Paddys Day.. You Sir = Hero ;D Im Irish and man i gotta admit.. Your story of St Patrick is clearly the most accurate representation of the real events.. Well said my good man :D
You are right in most cases, like DFTBA, it is an initialism, but with ADD it is an acronym, only because it can be pronounced. If it cannot be pronounced it`s an initialism, if it can its an acronym.
Dear Toby, We prefer "Paddy" to "Patty" Happy St.Paddy's day. St.Patrick was born Scottish, so your accent is spot on. From an Irish memeber of the audience. Boop
Angelina Jolie and St. Patrick watching the Matrix..... That brightened up my day! Only Toby 'Good Lord' Turner could come up with something so epictitious!! Which is what the E stands for by the way.....You stand on the X and the word 'Epic' falls down and crushes you. What? L
Happy St.Patrick's Day, Toby! Don't stomp on any Leprechauns, because odds are they aren't leprechauns, they're little people... and then we'll have a murder on our hands. The audience will do everything they can, but... I don't know how well the appeal will go over.
My potatoes brings all the Irish to the yard, they're like that famine was hard, Damn right that famine was hard! I could feed you but you'll have to starve Happy ST Patricks Day!!!!!
Green was the symbol of Catholicism and Paddy's Day became a massive part of Irish nationalism. Orange represents Protestants, taken from William of Orange, who saved the Protestant Derry City from a Catholic Irish Army led by King Charles 2 (I think). That's why when they made the Irish Flag in 1922 they had it as green for Catholics, white for peace (between the religions), and orange for Protestants, as they wanted to unify everyone in Ireland and stop the violence.
When I grow old and have a child and when I explain to him what St. Patrick's day is I'm going to use Toby's version. It will be awesome. Oh Nelly Furtado!
all of my preconceived notions of the history of St. Patrick's Day have been drastically altered.....toby needs to give us history lessons more often!! :D
I'm the same with the Irish turning Scottish thing. Best Irish: Make every sentance sound like a question? and throw in a "To be sure, To be sure" every now and again or "having the craic" (laugh). You'll move to Scottish if you include a... "I canna..." :]
Laughed all the way through that but the battle dress bit made me lol too loud and people shouted at me about it being past midnight. Was still worth it. :D
Behind the X is a modern day chest with lots of Earrings, Elephants and Escalators. Escalators are there just for your convinence so you can put the elephants on the escalators so you don't have to carry them yourself...
The E is probably respresentative of the orderin which those drains need to be lifted. There's likely an A,B,C and a D somewhere too. If you find them all you win a prize =D
today i saw a car of darkness/redness/whiteness and i died a lil inside from happiness. also. tobys history lesson? ya, i totally understand this holiday more now. thanks Toby!
Hi Toby. I really like your Irish/Scottish accent. hehe. Everytime you say, " I dunno no! ", I crack up. You turned me into a fangirl. GASP. Btw, the E stands for Enter. You know, for the pirates' treasure. hehe
Oh Toby your so awesome!!!! How did you start your channel? Just wondering because I am starting to make some vlogs on my channel (and by starting I mean I just made one today) and well I think it would me quite fantastical if quite a few people could watch them but I don't know how to get word out about it!
X = Marks the Spot E = Electricity X-E Mean that is an electrical vault for holding human beings in for transforming them into super powered humans... like infamous ;)
Tony, you are just too wonderful. It's like a history lesson every time I watch a video! Of course Angelina Jolie is immortal. AND a grammar lesson? What did we do to earn THAT? Hmmm... X, E looks to me like "NO ENTRY" (clearly written in blood. They're serious.)
@SkullSnax i did. it was absolutely amazing. (here's a trick. wait until you have a cold and always keep a tab of his lazyvlog open. start playing it when you feel the need to sneeze.)
Toby! I memorized the part for Harry in a Very Potter Musical in four days! I think that calls for some fort of prize, don't you? Like a Firebolt, or - or a t-shirt!
The E stands for escape route. Be careful, prison escapees come through those. Also, turn on transcribe audio and go to 4:32. It seems we're suppose to press our face.
In Ireland, we don't pinch people for not wearing green. Patrick was kidnapped by Niall of the Nine Hostages ( who I'm descended from. Don't worry, you can thank me later!). Despite what many Americans think, nobody in Ireland talks like that at all. There are many different accents based on what part if Ireland you're from (im from Donegal). St Patrick was held captive at the hill of slane, co. Meath (not Mayo). He is buried at Croke Patrick, which is an anglicised name from the Irish Cnoic Pa
I've seen several comments saying that they would not like Toby if he made it big and I just want to say this: Not wanting to see Toby make it big is like turning off a movie right before the climax. We - The Audience - are like his family. He goes out of his way to make us laugh, make us T-shirts, and give us information while the only thing he wants from us is our attention and feedback. If your one of these selfish, jealous arseholes that gives Toby thumbs down then you are NOT the Audience.
The X E means that down there, theres a the Fantabulous Magical Unicorn of Wonder named Everett, and he is highly dangerous and must not be harmed, for he will ingrave an X on your face with his sharpened unicorn horn...
Storytelling with Toby...
Gotta love it.
Great Storytelling Toby I Love It.
@Thyunda !! did you google initialism?
Toby,
I had a horrible day today. Everything seemed to be going wrong and I cried for a good 1/3rd of the day because I was so sad. Then I watched your videos and I cried. Not because I was sad, but because I'm laughing so hard. Thank you for making my day so much better.
Much love,
Fellow audience member
Toby. I fricken love you. And all that I learn from you. Especially the anachronisms. May all the faces of the words you say forever be blessed.
@TheMufasaJones i know. i as crying today too. a junior at my school passed away and everyone was so upset. and now, watching toby, everything gets better. long live the audience.
i love these bolder lazy vlogs where toby goes somewhere where there are poeple; there looks always make me laugh
Yeah!!! I just got in from town (Dublin[Ireland]) after having been in there for the last 13hrs or so. Around 1.30 in the morning I'm a bit drunk and have to be up for school in around 5 1/2 hours. But all the same I have to make time to watch Toby's new vlog and his new gaming videos. Its so worth it ib the end!
You need to stop being so funny! I can't watch your videos late at night without worrying about waking someone with my laughter. xD
Dia dhuit Toby! Im from Ireland, born and bred. Im way impressed by your knowledge of Paddy's Day and Ireland. Mayo is in the west you utter genius! If I win the tshirt for today I will teach you how to talk in Irish accent! The way you say "Irish" is almost perfect! Lesson 1: pronounce Jesus like "Jay-sis!" ... You're welcome. Moran Grá! (That means much love in Irish!)
i seriously got all your movie references, which were cleverly snuck in. you're too funny!
Thank you Toby.
I just told my best friend the original St. Patrick's Day color was green and now it's more than half of my friends' statuses on Facebook. You've taught me yet another thing today.
Much Thanks,
Audience member
The "E" with the x above it is Enzio's target spot. Moments later Enzio hawk dived into the city street and gave Tobuscus a bearded axe. This was Tobuscus' best St. Patrick's day ever.
Best description of a holiday ever!! Toby is the man
have you ever heard of a double leprechaun? they hang out at the ends of double rainbows. they're super tall but other than that they're basically like normal leprechauns happy saint patty's day!!
St. Patrick was welsh and mayo is a real place in Ireland. I'm Irish. We Irish do have lepracon's at the end of the rainbow and they do give you gold(personal experience). You can sometimes find them in the forest but they are very good at hide and seek. And anyone who says otherwise is trying to keep the secret!
my mom is a huge fan of you toby!! we watch you together all the time!!! and todays her birthday!!! st. pattys day!!!! she would really appreciate a shirt!!!! plz?!!!
The X marks the spot for treasure and the E stands for Epicness, when toby stopped the video and went down there and recived the epicness, and then decided to travel back in time and give himself the gift when he was born, later finding out that he had already had maximum epic already as an infant because of his xbox controller, so he traveled forward in time, and created youtube with that epicness. and that is the tall tail, of toby turner and his quest of epic
OMG The best episode yet! The ending nearly killed me "oh Nelly Furtado"
Fun Fact: In Dublin Ireland the week leading up to St. Patrick's Day is a huge festival throughout the city. On Saint Patrick's Day they dress in blue and gold and go to church services and don't drink.
I love how Toby's grown more gutsy in vlogging in public over the years
That secret door was the enterance of Toby's secret lair. There he comes up with ideas and new places to go for his vlogs. He's got it he's legit. Shirt pleasee!
You know what would be cool?
An audience gathering, where Toby has t-shirt launcher and gives all the audience t-shirts and speeds higher than necessary.
Favourite moment of Lazy Vlogs: Toby shushing passing cars
TOBY.. I love you for not claiming to be "Irish" like most people.. Especially on Paddys Day.. You Sir = Hero ;D
Im Irish and man i gotta admit.. Your story of St Patrick is clearly the most accurate representation of the real events.. Well said my good man :D
You are right in most cases, like DFTBA, it is an initialism, but with ADD it is an acronym, only because it can be pronounced. If it cannot be pronounced it`s an initialism, if it can its an acronym.
i love the random people in the background looking at toby like hes a madman if only they understood the audience
@annaloveskentboyd yes, we do. only several small towns speak fully in Gaelic.
0.32 --> "Intro of darkness..." *shows redness* "...then redness..." *shows yellowy orangeness* "...then whiteness!" *shows Toby Turner...*
Dear Toby, We prefer "Paddy" to "Patty"
Happy St.Paddy's day.
St.Patrick was born Scottish, so your accent is spot on.
From an Irish memeber of the audience.
Boop
The E stands for everything. EVERYTHING was under that door-y-type-thing.
Also, I would LOVE to have you as a teacher. :)
Angelina Jolie and St. Patrick watching the Matrix.....
That brightened up my day!
Only Toby 'Good Lord' Turner could come up with something so epictitious!!
Which is what the E stands for by the way.....You stand on the X and the word 'Epic' falls down and crushes you. What?
L
Happy St.Patrick's Day, Toby! Don't stomp on any Leprechauns, because odds are they aren't leprechauns, they're little people... and then we'll have a murder on our hands. The audience will do everything they can, but... I don't know how well the appeal will go over.
My potatoes brings all the Irish to the yard, they're like that famine was hard, Damn right that famine was hard! I could feed you but you'll have to starve
Happy ST Patricks Day!!!!!
Green was the symbol of Catholicism and Paddy's Day became a massive part of Irish nationalism. Orange represents Protestants, taken from William of Orange, who saved the Protestant Derry City from a Catholic Irish Army led by King Charles 2 (I think). That's why when they made the Irish Flag in 1922 they had it as green for Catholics, white for peace (between the religions), and orange for Protestants, as they wanted to unify everyone in Ireland and stop the violence.
vents marked "e" stand for "exhaust", which explains all the pipes around you.
This is definitely one of my favourite Toby vlogs. Hahahahhahaha
I have to say- I like your version of St. Patrick's life a lot better than the version I learned in Sunday School.
The X is where a pirate named captain Jack Sparrow and his team of awesomeness stored all their loot , to hide it from the drunk irish leprechauns .
Your explanation for where St. Patrick's Day came from is way more awesome than the "real" story.
It's hiding Eldest, the movie had been done for years, but it was sealed away by a council of druids who talk to lemons.
When I grow old and have a child and when I explain to him what St. Patrick's day is I'm going to use Toby's version. It will be awesome.
Oh Nelly Furtado!
i love it when you tell us cool stories in history toby :)
Best St Paddy's Day summary EVER.
all of my preconceived notions of the history of St. Patrick's Day have been drastically altered.....toby needs to give us history lessons more often!! :D
I'm the same with the Irish turning Scottish thing.
Best Irish: Make every sentance sound like a question? and throw in a "To be sure, To be sure" every now and again or "having the craic" (laugh). You'll move to Scottish if you include a... "I canna..." :]
Loving the guy at the start sat on the bench thinking "wtf!?"
Laughed all the way through that but the battle dress bit made me lol too loud and people shouted at me about it being past midnight. Was still worth it. :D
Thanks for all the information, now I will spread it throughout the world!
Behind the X is a modern day chest with lots of Earrings, Elephants and Escalators. Escalators are there just for your convinence so you can put the elephants on the escalators so you don't have to carry them yourself...
The E is probably respresentative of the orderin which those drains need to be lifted. There's likely an A,B,C and a D somewhere too.
If you find them all you win a prize =D
today i saw a car of darkness/redness/whiteness and i died a lil inside from happiness. also. tobys history lesson? ya, i totally understand this holiday more now. thanks Toby!
Hi Toby. I really like your Irish/Scottish accent. hehe. Everytime you say, " I dunno no! ", I crack up. You turned me into a fangirl. GASP. Btw, the E stands for Enter. You know, for the pirates' treasure. hehe
Oh Toby your so awesome!!!! How did you start your channel? Just wondering because I am starting to make some vlogs on my channel (and by starting I mean I just made one today) and well I think it would me quite fantastical if quite a few people could watch them but I don't know how to get word out about it!
X = Marks the Spot
E = Electricity
X-E Mean that is an electrical vault for holding human beings in for transforming them into super powered humans... like infamous ;)
Tony, you are just too wonderful. It's like a history lesson every time I watch a video! Of course Angelina Jolie is immortal. AND a grammar lesson? What did we do to earn THAT?
Hmmm... X, E looks to me like "NO ENTRY" (clearly written in blood. They're serious.)
Huh, I didn't know all that stuff about St. Patrick's Day. Especially that part about Angelina being an immortal. Toby: Fun and educational. :)
@SkullSnax i did. it was absolutely amazing.
(here's a trick. wait until you have a cold and always keep a tab of his lazyvlog open. start playing it when you feel the need to sneeze.)
Your explanations of the holidays are the best. =)
You are so entertaining! Love it!
Toby you should write a book. Best story ever!!
toby you teaching skills are amazing!
"Ok! Good idea. Thanks, God."
"No problem! Why didn't ya think of that yourself?"
"I dunna know!"
:)
Haha "Oh Nelly Furtado" I love Toby!
The E stands for Evan! :D
I learned so much in this vlog. You should write a textbook of this stuff.
The e must stand for epic because you're standing by it and you're epic tobuscus... epic.
Toby! I memorized the part for Harry in a Very Potter Musical in four days! I think that calls for some fort of prize, don't you? Like a Firebolt, or - or a t-shirt!
The E stands for escape route. Be careful, prison escapees come through those.
Also, turn on transcribe audio and go to 4:32. It seems we're suppose to press our face.
A.D.D. is too an acronym it spells add as in "Add and Subtract"
Toby is an autobot. "I'm going to roll out" loooool
St. Patrick actually drove all the snakes out of Ireland, and they named a holiday after them.
i think it stands for escape (: but you gotta say it like dory did on finding nemo (:
My name is Patrick. It was awesome hearing Toby talk about me all during his video
Toby do you know how long it took me to hide excalibur?!?
Ugh, back to square one. St. Patrick! Angelina Jolie! We need a new hiding place
Happy St.Patricks day toby~ ! :D
Thank you Toby for dropping a knowledge bomb on our faces....
the e is for elmo. elmo is a hobboe and thats how he marks his territory
The E stands for Ewoks. Now that they're out of work, they needed a place to stay.
Oh my word!!!! I'm the first person to inform Toby of his initialisms confusion!!!!! I'm so proud of myself! We fought Toby something!
happy st.patties day toby!
my internet has been down for like 15days, so now instead of writing my essay, I am watching all the vlogs I have missed XD
I think that intro of darkness than ORANGEness was for St Paddy's Day!
I sat in silence during this whole video and then laughed histarically at the very last "Oh Nelly Furtado" line.
Just thought I'd share... :)
I like how serious you are at story telling
Your St. Patrick's Day history was much different than what we learned in school. I like your lesson better
That was the most historically accurate account of st. Patrick's day, or any religious holiday, ever!
Myths, legends and stories by Toby, popular tales re-told properly :) I'd buy that book :)
X stands for x...dskjfn... umm. E stands for everybody here knows you're the best, mr. toby!
whenever I go to Los Angeles I will remember that the random person talking to themselves in an alleyway is TOBUSCUS!
e stands for eternity. thats how long i will love you for.
Toby I watch all your daily vlogs there amazing! My friends say that I should get a life.
@spottedzebra1024 I guess the Irish Angelina Jolie raider rubbed off on him. Lucky
In Ireland, we don't pinch people for not wearing green. Patrick was kidnapped by Niall of the Nine Hostages ( who I'm descended from. Don't worry, you can thank me later!). Despite what many Americans think, nobody in Ireland talks like that at all. There are many different accents based on what part if Ireland you're from (im from Donegal). St Patrick was held captive at the hill of slane, co. Meath (not Mayo). He is buried at Croke Patrick, which is an anglicised name from the Irish Cnoic Pa
HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY!!! i wore almost all green. and some of my friends wore alll blue. thats kinda sketchy.
I've seen several comments saying that they would not like Toby if he made it big and I just want to say this: Not wanting to see Toby make it big is like turning off a movie right before the climax. We - The Audience - are like his family. He goes out of his way to make us laugh, make us T-shirts, and give us information while the only thing he wants from us is our attention and feedback. If your one of these selfish, jealous arseholes that gives Toby thumbs down then you are NOT the Audience.
Toby - Teaches more than school could ever hope to.
The X E means that down there, theres a the Fantabulous Magical Unicorn of Wonder named Everett, and he is highly dangerous and must not be harmed, for he will ingrave an X on your face with his sharpened unicorn horn...
X e means that the treasure box filled with golden e's(that is gold bars in the shape of e's) and naturally the x marks the spot
The E warns people of the existence of the Ectoplasmasaurus that resides in that sewer.