@@DannyLandaXO when you drown you become bloated is the reference. That's why bodies stay submerged until this gas like state occurs which raises the bodies to the surface
Even my 13 year old daughter died laughing when she heard that one! She said "I wish I could come up with random genius on the fly like that!" And i thought "you're on your way my girl.. just by recognizing the greatness, your on your way."
Theo looks like he works at gamestop and actually feels bad that he cant give you more for your used games. Brenden looks like he can only beat the first level of mortal kombat.
My all time favorite is when Theo said “Brendan looks like the guy who will tell you where he’s hiding during hide and go seek.” They were crying laughing.
Theo : "I'm growin this hair out for a 9 year boy who has cancer but also has a 4 wheeler and aint afraid shift it into fifth gear" 😂😂 Me: laughed until i cried
This is great content to fall asleep to. I don’t know why. Does anyone else have this? I love the content too. Not hatin. Just curious why my mind gets so chilled out listening to this while I close my eyes and fall asleep nice and easy….
Dam straight. Get dat hitta son. RAT KING 🐀👑 2018 GOTY!! GET IN THERE!! I laughed harder than Chris's video. Sorry Chris.Nmm Kay. Better luck next time.
When Callen is there with Theo and Brendan, he bridges the gap between funniness. When it's just Theo and Brendan, it really sticks out how not-that-funny Brendan is... This is like Theo's highlight reel and Brendan's lowlights lolololol That being said, Daddy rockin that ice twice about to be real nice
“...he dyes his hair dude and he has asthma too and says the n word...okay so we have a couple things in common but that’s it!....” favorite quote from all this 😂😂
Gotta up that mirror game and fund, lmao! Theo looking like Tom Brady out of middle school! Brendan looking like he was an extra on Saved by the Balls, lol! I need to get up and do my chores so the warden doesn't get mad! You guys are great, thank you!
I still love coming back to this video because it’s so funny 🤣 I love watching Theo, he’s so fucking good at improvising lol I wish I could have Theo’s brain for like. A week.😆😂
"You look like an Italian that drowned but still lived" 😂🤣
Humberto Martin I don't get any of these references though still find them so funny
@@DannyLandaXOThat drowned Italian is not a reference that is Theo that made up on the spot.
@@DannyLandaXO It's just good ole vivid imagery
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@@DannyLandaXO when you drown you become bloated is the reference. That's why bodies stay submerged until this gas like state occurs which raises the bodies to the surface
There's nothing funnier than Theo talking and making jokes through his own laughter.
"I grew up in tha molesta belt." - A new gem every time I listen to that guy.
Queue it up for us. What time?
@@mmajunki3712 7:20
knightkrawler 5 times ya touch me bro im calling the police
True dat
knightkrawler - that’s that natural gas daddy
"You look like you raised 2 kids named sloppy Joe dude." - Theo Von
Priceless come back
Even my 13 year old daughter died laughing when she heard that one! She said "I wish I could come up with random genius on the fly like that!" And i thought "you're on your way my girl.. just by recognizing the greatness, your on your way."
@@Lonniebelle1979 that didn’t happen shut up clown ass
Theo's impersonation of Brendan had me DYING! 🤣🤣
"I ain't mad at cha"
Nobody is funnier on the spot. Period. Theo von is THE BEST improv comedian alive.
@@benwaldsax7659 stfu
@@honcho4581 he is right lol you stfu
He’s VERY good. There’s no denying that. Andrew Schulz is one of my favorites as well. Saw him live in Cincinnati. He’s hilarious.
Nah not anymore
@@Rjs86 how do you know? Not saying you're talking shit, just intrigued
Theo Von hands down guest of the year....Dude held it down to the point Brendan's Starting a new Podcast with him
YOU SEE THAT BELT! 😂
It was rapaport or will sasso were better imo
Michael Rapaport is the worst. Whiny loser lib. He's such a beta tool.
Toughest guy at a Claire’s boutique 😂😂
Yah gah'boyf
@Phil Ill Nope
That shit killed me lmao
Toughest bitch lmao
Brendan's "you look like an extra from Waterboy" was the funniest thing he's ever said haha
Theo saying Brendan looks like a Hot Topic employee that wont retire...thats comedy gold!
Theo stays on fire
He would be that best friend you could be a complete idiot with.
Yes!
Born from the fire. Bred from it.
Always hot..
Brendan looks like a bouncer at a Starbucks
Now Shaub has reached Mayweather and Macianno unbeaten record.
Only a bouncer would kick his ass
@Phil Ill LMAO
The Starbucks at Chris D'Elia's house.
Zer0 he’s allowed in lol
Bryan has the best chemistry with Chris, and Brendan has the best chemistry with Theo
5:50 "you seem like the toughest guy at a claires boutique" the look of shock on brendans face
When Brendan and Theo cook each other it's the best thing ever
"That's great but don't touch me though" compilation 0:48 7:09 13:03 13:58 37:06
You sir Deserve a Nobel prize
I knew I wanted this but I also had no idea I wanted this... if that makes sense
Amazing
Mao Zedong i was reading this just as it hit 0:48
I just read this as he said five times and I call the police lmao
The fonz with the bronze!!
The champ with the stamp
You wanna tickle the nickel???
Do you have a strap daddy...
hes acting high as fuck in that clip, would be crazy if he actually was
Wut hahah
Haha. That Beagle Boys call was perfect. He absolutely looks like one of them. Especially with those cauliflower ears.
Curse you... somehow I never noticed his ears. Now that's all I notice!
Rat King winning this bi*ch 🐀 🤴
The babies will never allow it
"This ain't fucking dick tag"
HE WONT MAKE A DEEEEEEEEENNNT
@@Benson8
HE MADE A DEEEEEENNNTT
That "Ok, so we have a couple things in common" had me dying hahaha
Brendan "The Mechanic from Nordstrom Rack" Schaub
Is that John Rundgan at the end. "Oh Wow"?
I didn't know Nordstrom Rack did TIRES!! lol
Theo is the funniest person ever lol. He deserves that belt.
Damn Chin, working on Christmas?? GOAT
Chin doesn’t celebrate Christmas
It's not hard to set a release date on a TH-cam video....
Holy shit his name is Chin?? I thought it was Chen and he was an Asian man. Is he Asian? I’ve never seen him
Koolaid hahahaha yes he is asian
He don’t t celebrate Christmas dude.
“I’m growing this out for kid with cancer..but also has a 4 wheeler” 😂😭😂😭
That's natural gas baby!!
Daddy*
Sorry Dilea, but the people are spoken and want 4 more years of RAT KING!
Forever! 🐀👑🎖
👏👏
I think it’s Delano
Most people are stupid.
All those votes that D'elia didn't get? Doesn't make a f'ckn DEEEEENT!
@Billy Bones do you not see Theo havin the strap?
“Vietnamese wishing well” gets me every time 😂
"I just put a lunge bar in my car" Theo is a comedic beast!!😅😀😁😂👍
Rat king #1 pound for pound
🐀 👑
"You look like all of the Fratellis from Goonies." That's some next level burnage.
Brendan- #1 pound for 1/4 pounder with cheese smasher 🍔🥇🏆🤤
“I’m just a sharecropper bro, God is growing this hair” 🤣
...OF MICE AND MOSSIMO
Lenny!
Best shit ever
Brendan looks like Tim Tebow if he joined the Jersey Shore
Michael Rappaport is so butt hurt about Theo being guest of the year. I love it. 😂😆😂 Rat King! Gang Gang!
Rap not even in the top 5. Theo, Delia, Sasso, Swardson, Santino.
@Blake Ranew boy is he
Michael’s just messing around, dude. Chris D’Elia threw a dramatic fit too. All this is in good fun.
Theo looks like he works at gamestop and actually feels bad that he cant give you more for your used games.
Brenden looks like he can only beat the first level of mortal kombat.
Kombat*
@@mrvrbtchcar thanks teach!
Love hearing chins chuckle when Theo drops a gem
“I bet he takes crazy dumps too” -Theo Von talking about Dog the bounty hunter. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, he better get to keep his belt. Dudes the best guest of all time. Dude cracks me up.
When Theo walks in and brenden says “OH SHIT BRO” 😂😂😂😂
This video is sooooo funny! Theo has got to be guest of the year again.
Theo said, “I’m just a sharecropper; God’s growing this!” Bahahahahaha
Actually genius and just brushed past
Back to back champ the rat king himself gang gang tickle that nickel baby on the way to the beach get that hitter
“You look like a Italian man who drowned but still lived.” Lol
"Of Mice and Massimo" almost killed me.
“I’m just a share cropper, God’s growing this” 🤣🤣
2 x champ ...everyone loves Theo and more people need to see this guy.
Theo really shines when he’s around people he feels confortable with, not the best interviewer but the best co-host ever
Theo and Brendan are the definition of frenemies. They rip each other harder then anyone else on the TH-cam.
26:09 if you want to fast forward through rappaport
Thank you!!! Lol
The dude honesty thinks he's in the conversation but D'elia isn't. Lol
He is hard to stomach
My man!
Not sure who this rappaport dude is, but that dude with the annoying voice and obvious herpes sore was def worth skippin
37:07 I think about "Mechanic from Norsdstrom Rack" like, once a day. "I didn't know Nordstrom Rack did tires"
Me too i saw him say that like 4 months ago too stupid funny.
I still laugh at that shit
I don't get it
Watching Brendan trying to keep up with theo is brutal. Rat king all day. Gang gang.
Him and Brendon roasting eachother 😂i can watch it all day
He just doesn't realize that the mullet is timeless.
Theo is the only person that has ever made my sternum crack while laughing
“You look like a extra from water boy” lmfaoooo that’s so underrated 🤣🤣
This is awesome. Good job putting this together.
Hope Theo Wins Guest of the year again!
My all time favorite is when Theo said “Brendan looks like the guy who will tell you where he’s hiding during hide and go seek.” They were crying laughing.
“His wife grows hair for him and he just hooks it in, in the back” (dog the bounty hunter) 😂😂😂
“The adult with the license,” amazing. Theo is the best once you realize how sarcastic and confident he is
Plot twist: Brian is oblivious to The King and The Sting.
Who the fuck is Brian
@@cristristam9054 I don't know if he can be considered a fighter,unless you know something I dont
@@cristristam9054 he said Brian not Brendan ya goon
@@Wnick56 he said fighter because callen started boxing😂😂😂😂😂
I can watch this a million times! 🤣🤣🤣. Chins laughter in the cut is what makes it even better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"THE ROAD TO THE STRAP!!!
GOES THROUGH THE RAT!!!"
he said raft. as in rafters, like in a roof frame.
Theo is the best! Going to see him perform tonight, gang ganngggggg boiii
Theo's impression of Brian Callen is easily, one of the best Macho Man Randy Savage impressions I have ever heard.
Macho Man Randy Tragedy
"The road to the strap, goes through the rat!!" Theo is fucking cold everytime
Theo : "I'm growin this hair out for a 9 year boy who has cancer but also has a 4 wheeler and aint afraid shift it into fifth gear" 😂😂
Me: laughed until i cried
“How many skateboards came with that haircut” 😂😂😂😂😂🤦♂️
That dog the bounty hunters wife bit had me dying. Also I love when theo trashes Brendan because that dudes an extra from the jersey shore
This is great content to fall asleep to. I don’t know why. Does anyone else have this? I love the content too. Not hatin. Just curious why my mind gets so chilled out listening to this while I close my eyes and fall asleep nice and easy….
Theo and Chris should have a podcast together the way they can feed on the energy of a room is amazing
As in Chris Distefano, I’m all for that. He’s the only other comic I’ve seen or heard of that says shit off the top of his head like Theo Von
Turns out Brendan can’t hold down the show without Bryan .... Lolol but I’m still watching!!
Dam straight. Get dat hitta son. RAT KING 🐀👑 2018 GOTY!! GET IN THERE!! I laughed harder than Chris's video. Sorry Chris.Nmm Kay. Better luck next time.
Jesso Madcity281 you cant win goty when your little bro is funnier!!(the kay line actually had me dying! Especially when he used it on him) 🐀👑4life
Where do we vote
Nick Hauser tfak.com its right on the front page
Everyone better be voting for the rat!
"The road to the strap, goes through the RAT"!!!!
Theo: "You look like a dude who eats burgers and carries around a shotgun" LMAO
U get a discount for suburu outbacks? Lol
The chemistry with the rat king & the bee sting is out of this world! I'm newer to the rat king & he's funny as hell! Gang-gang baby!!!
When Callen is there with Theo and Brendan, he bridges the gap between funniness. When it's just Theo and Brendan, it really sticks out how not-that-funny Brendan is... This is like Theo's highlight reel and Brendan's lowlights lolololol
That being said, Daddy rockin that ice twice about to be real nice
I could watch this everyday of my life
Theo acting like the fonz with the bronz reminds me of how riff raff acts 😂
Theo is so underrated.So fucking witty and so quick with obscure ass references
I could watch Theo and Brendan talk shit about eachother every day😁😎👍👍
“ you look like Lenny from of mice and massimo “ 😭😂😂😂😂😂
“...he dyes his hair dude and he has asthma too and says the n word...okay so we have a couple things in common but that’s it!....” favorite quote from all this 😂😂
Gotta up that mirror game and fund, lmao! Theo looking like Tom Brady out of middle school! Brendan looking like he was an extra on Saved by the Balls, lol! I need to get up and do my chores so the warden doesn't get mad! You guys are great, thank you!
they made me cry making fun of eachother. lol they both are amazing guys
Well Theo is for sure.
@@tylerwalsh7587ok Tyler Walsh 🤡
“Vietnamese wishing well” made me blow coffee thru my nose 😂😂
“You look like everyone of the Fratellys put togther, from the Goonies. 😂😂
" her stomach went to her chest and had a devorce" best visual I ever heard someone explain something😂
Theo legit seems like he would get along with any and everyone ..
I still love coming back to this video because it’s so funny 🤣 I love watching Theo, he’s so fucking good at improvising lol I wish I could have Theo’s brain for like. A week.😆😂
"I'd be swole too if 200 bees where babysitting my face" Theo Von
Theo von is the funniest man alive😂😂😂
I love when Theo roasts people
“u look like all of the fratelli’s from the goonies” LOOOOL 😭💀
"Dude what are you talking about"🤣😂🤣🤣😂
“So we got a couple things in common “ lmaoooooo
When Theo and Brendan get to roasting each other. It’s the most priceless experience to watch
Theo......”I’m growing this for a kid who has cancer and a 4 wheeler “ funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
Theo makes Brendan look like an amateur
Vote Theo 2018-2019...the rat king baby
fuck yea
“She starts to looks like her Dog the Bounty Hunter.” God Damn Theo is quick.
Brendan + Theo , Bryan + Chris
Hahahah I come back and watch this and the full episodes every few weeks.. Best duo out here