I’ve always felt for Artie, as a fellow addict and alcoholic, when he has the right combo of whatever drugs in him, and he’s firing on all cylinders, he’s one of the funniest people ever, but when he’s off, he’s way off, anyone who’s struggled with addiction knows how that goes
I met Artie once… he was cool as shit.. i told him My brother in law’s birthday was tomorrow he said oh shit let me make a video for him… he goes whats his name .. i said Jeff… camera on “ Happy birthday jeff you fucking Asshole!!” Then turns around and walked away hahahahahahaha
I remember a guy trying to insult Artie by saying he was only the 3rd funniest fat guy ever after Belushi and Farley. Artie was just like "Thank you! That's very high praise."
I didn't know much about the guy so I looked him up, Wikipedia has this (holy shit): "On January 2, 2010, Lange attempted suicide for the second time at his home by drinking bleach, slitting his wrists, and stabbing himself in the abdomen nine times with a 13-inch kitchen knife." It does sound possessed by a demon.
If you think he's contradicting himself here, you're missing the point. He's saying Artie is a great, caring, and funny man who struggles with major self-control issues and emotional pain.
I’m like Artie, an addict, but it’s more than that, I’ve been sober for years now, but still do self defeating shit, even though I know better, I feel like he’s the same, not sure what you call it, but it’s more complicated than just cutting out the drugs or drink, fear of success and low self esteem is the best way I can put it. Something is going well for me, a relationship, or a job, I’ll eventually blow it up for no good reason.
A bit late.. But sounds a little bit like 'imposter syndrome' it's become much more spoken about even in the years since this comment. There are ways and means friend, ways and means. Lots of great reading out there on it. I've also been that soldier and I probably always will be but it's better to learn to know your enemy and spot the signs that it's coming on and you can learn tools to defeat it. All the best if this ever finds you.
Thanks man, just saw this, and you’re correct. I’ve been looking into imposter syndrome, and like you said, seems like a flood of info on this recently for some reason. I saw your comment after I had started looking into that, so it was nice to hear someone else came to the same conclusion. Thanks and good luck to you too.
Artie has one of the sharpest comedic wits ive ever seen, especially in the HSS , he made he laugh hardest with his witty comebacks rather than his story tellings
I was looking at pics of Artie when he was young and I saw a young man with potential that threw it all away. Looking at how he is today, seems like he allowed life to beat him down and he never got recovered. Guys, do some Self-Improvement and I promise you it will aid you later down the road.
The deterioration of Artie was hard to look at. When he was on Stern early in radio days and you would get flashes of the demons that eventually ate him.
My favourite Mad TV sketch is Artie Lange as a Secret Service agent telling the blackout drunk president that he annexed Saskatchewan in trade for Aerosmith. As someone who lives in Saskatchewan, i was impressed by artie’s pronunciation. he definitely did some research and had some practice.
Artie fit in on Stern because he knew the rhythms of the show, could be guarded, charming and shy while at the same time being totally open and brutally honest, never trying too hard to tell “jokes” while being spontaneously funny. He knew his place and seemed at home just being himself. I feel like he did the exact opposite of that on the AA show, where it seemed more like two really funny guys fighting for the same air.
@@Turk_2023 Are you kidding? He had an outburst on the show one time where he literally cried out against Stern and everyone else for making light of his issues and treating him like garbage, and he walked off the show. He snapped at Howard several other times too. So yeah, he sure did complain.
Bunch of jealous ass bitches in here. Artie Lange has made more $ in one day than most of you will make in a lifetime. Until youve walked a mile in his shoes keep your judgemental mouths shut.
@@happyhammer1 Joe Piscopo is an Italian American Actor who was really big back in the late 80''s to the early 90's. He was a big box office draw and he Starred in a good number of movies. He was known for being in really good shape and for playing the classic Italian tough guy. I'm exactly sure why, but his career slowly faded out and died. The person who posted this comment, I believe was referring to this Anthony guy's looks and he does seem to favor Joe Piscopo as far as looks go, you would have to Google Joe Piscopo to truly understand what the poster of this comment is talking about, I hope this helps...
He should just go on life long maintenance, he has gotten sober and relapsed too many times, and with fentanyl being in the batches these days, he is probably off not risking getting a bad bag.
Hyosube Korobokkuru - There's already more Asians in the world than there is 'Whites' as you put it. Asians account for 60% of the worlds population you dumb fuck!
Artie is great, he is like Chris Farley in his act, but the demons caught up with Chris Farley. Artie continues to do drugs and keeps being funny, it’s amazing but also really sad.
@W A K E A N T H E M Dude, the we all had a phase where we were smoking dank weed and wigging out on crazy conspiracies, some us grew up, and evolved as human beings. We think critically and not just hold on to bro'd out paranoia and gullibility. Of course there have been legitimate conspiracies, but Eddie Bravo is fucking delusional.
@W A K E A N T H E M Yeah he has debunked it many times. Yes we all know he use to think that 12+ years ago. People opinions and views change as they get educated.
Captain 2373 why so Jordan can suffer attacks by an abusive douchebag? There’s a reason Artie is irrelevant today, he was and continued to be his own worse miserable enemy that tries to drag others into his shit.
Yeah could you imagine Jordan Peterson talking about the future of western culture only for Artie to interrupt and tell a story about how his Uncle called Buffy the Vampire Slayer a "jew broad that fights draculas".
He dealt with him for 8 months.. Howard did it for years on a very high budget high paying job and now Artie bashes him for not calling him. Artie burns bridges and hits bottom so many times.
The reality is that Artie only became legendary on the Howard Stern show starting in early 2006 (when they went to Sirius), which coincided with him becoming a full time heroin junkie and slipping fast into a deep and dark abyss of which he NEVER came out of. Artie became the freak attraction for being self-destructive and destructive as well on set from 2006-2009. Most of the bits were of him nodding off due to his heroin addiction, or gaining 120 pounds in less than a year and becoming a fat, heroin addicted, gambling and compulsively lying and violent at times degenerate slob. When he started full time on the show in 2001/2002, he wasn't that big of a deal. It's only when he got on the junk, got dumped by his girlfriend, gained the 100 pounds and started calling in sick and lying and becoming something that Howard could exploit, was when they made comedy out of his declining health and mental state. His personality dramatically changed from those very early years on the show to when they were on Sirius. When Howard was forced to finally fire him after almost 4 years of that shit, is when Artie completely went off the rails and tried to commit suicide and then aged about 50 years and NEVER got clean. He's been a bum ever since.
Dan Maler Artie earned 2 million a year at the peak of his salary on Stern, so please, let's not blather on about exploitation. Did Howard force him to become a full blown junkie? Artie may be a full on degenerate drug addict, but he's no broke bum, he's earned millions from Stern and from his comedic/show biz career. It blows my mind when people act like he's some sick little childlike figure that everyone got rich off while he labored away in the salt mines, bitch please, he's one savvy mother fucker, and he's openly gloated about getting high for what, decades now? And I say all this as an addict, I have no problem if Artie wants to get high, but let's not act like everyone else is at fault here.
He was hilariously funny on Howard up until his latter Sirius years when he’d call in sick. But that did make for great goofs on him. Artie coughing into the phone telling Gary he wasn’t going to be in that day. Meanwhile, the sounds of someone chalking up lines were in the background. 😂
@@craig.encinitas he still had great shows after that but it did cut down because it seemed like he was either on or coming off something on the show alot
The problem is the feeling from opiates makes you more “happy & funny”, I know that personally. I’m not talking a nod from H, but 20mg hydrocodone, or 10-20 mg of Oxymorphone, and you’re a “chatty Kathy”, but I’ve gotten that “feeling” when you just discontinue use, which was bad enough from a prescribed amount of pain meds, and lasted a few days and back to normal. I can’t imagine what you go through from w/ds of heroin use for years and just stopping. Artie’s’ s story of puking 20 percocets up in the Port-O-San on the floor and picking them up from the floor and swallowing the puke and piss covered tablets is beyond taking 1 or 2 with a beer. 1-2 tablets made me sick to my stomach, and taking legitimately for pain, I can’t imagine 20 tablets, in one sitting on your stomach, especially in combination with acetaminophen, which is what ? 325 to 500 mg per tablet ? Luckily Artie still has a liver. I even think he said he took 100 Vicodin to stave off w/ds in between his heroin fix between NY & LA on a flight, his liver should be toast. 100 Vicodin should last a month.
Tired of everybody saying “what a great guy”.. eff him. He’s a drag u down kinda guy.. yeah I don’t know him but every story is how you can’t count on him, he’s unreliable, he’s a mess and other people don’t seem to matter in his life. Eff him
So many close calls. He's the only person on Twitter where when it's going bad for him he decides to live tweet, you can literally read him tweet about cops banging on his hotel room door and then read about an arrest hours later. It's as fascinating as it is frustrating and tragic
I want Artie to get help I really do,but it's hard to take him seriously anymore.I mean during the Howard day's it became like a joke. Everyone including Artie was making his addiction like a daily routine joke.He has already announced like 500 times he was getting help,the last time was like a month ago on the Joe Rogan show.so it's one of those things I will believe it when I see it.
@@ceeaitch11 he was so drunk on stage they had to hold him up but enabled him to keep drinking then they tried dragging him to his room which starts funny but ends up depressing and makes u realize this guy is trying to drink himself to death
That wasn't even bad, that was just drunken shenanigans, maybe a little coke, now him being in depth of heroin addiction, is a totally different beast.
My favorite Artie Lange quote: “ going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to my coke dealer for an energy drink “
: )
Im thin and I could never understand the multiple sandwiches. Like 2 whoppers. Why
2? The second one tastes the same😂
@@johndef5075 see yourself out
😂😂 Yep, that sounds like Artie
And that shows what Arties comedy always was. Shite. Utter shite.
Cumia reminds me of Moe from the Simpsons
The Flayed Man oh shit, you’re right
You are 1)correct and 2) rocking the creepiest NPC pic, yet!
Never saw the resemblance until now. Lol
He was born a snake handler and he'll die a snake handler.
They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Cumia...
Artie is witty above all. His comebacks and jokes on the spot are sharp.
Why is this full episode gone. I really wanted to watch it with video in full
That Dave Attell impression at 1:37 is spot on 😂
I’ve always felt for Artie, as a fellow addict and alcoholic, when he has the right combo of whatever drugs in him, and he’s firing on all cylinders, he’s one of the funniest people ever, but when he’s off, he’s way off, anyone who’s struggled with addiction knows how that goes
Yeah fucking ay bro.....its tough when youre in it
I met Artie once… he was cool as shit.. i told him My brother in law’s birthday was tomorrow he said oh shit let me make a video for him… he goes whats his name .. i said Jeff… camera on “ Happy birthday jeff you fucking Asshole!!” Then turns around and walked away hahahahahahaha
Nah Artie is funny when sober
Who else was brought here after seeing Artie Lang on JRE? 👋
wtf happened to his nose lmao. Coke doesn't do that
Jo Ys sort Ed glass and someone punched him out
Are you really that desperate for likes?
unemployed people
Joe "my core values change depending on who my guest is" Rogan
Joe “my core audience wants me to have no values” Rogan
Lol. Joe "I'll have what he's having" Rogan.
Yautja “can’t come up with my own jokes” prime
Joe “he’s jewish treat him with respect” rogan
@@travman1987 Sure I can. That doesn't mean I can't also play into continuing jokes that many people participate in :)
I love Artie and Ant. Artie is definitely one of my favourite comedians. God bless him.
I remember a guy trying to insult Artie by saying he was only the 3rd funniest fat guy ever after Belushi and Farley. Artie was just like "Thank you! That's very high praise."
Yeah it is kind of like calling George Harrison the 3rd best member of the Beatles
Both dead guys
Guess they forgot about John Candy and Sam Kinison
I doubt he was trying to insult him you moron.
@@wolfech1 kinison sucks so bad
I dig how Ant takes the high road here. He can probably tell a few crazy stories but he doesn’t get specific and then changes topics.
"Hes got beelzebub in him, the main demon. Great guy, great guy."
I didn't know much about the guy so I looked him up, Wikipedia has this (holy shit): "On January 2, 2010, Lange attempted suicide for the second time at his home by drinking bleach, slitting his wrists, and stabbing himself in the abdomen nine times with a 13-inch kitchen knife." It does sound possessed by a demon.
Agent Jack Stone lol
artie spends $10,000 on a hooker like it's nothing.
If you think he's contradicting himself here, you're missing the point. He's saying Artie is a great, caring, and funny man who struggles with major self-control issues and emotional pain.
LUN4T1C yuh
It’s very weird to see two people talk about a guy as if he is dead.
right this was so cringe worthy
For all intents and purposes he is dead. Junkies have one foot in the grave and are trying their damndest to close the coffin on themselves.
Have you seen Artie, he is basically a barely breathing corpse.
Keety seriously I couldn’t believe that his him in the thumbnail
Artie basically died years ago
Anthony looks like the before guy in an insomnia sleep aid commercial.
I don't get it.
So do I
Jo Po 😂😂😂😂😂
Artie looks like the before guy after he's been dead for 3 months.
Red dead 2
joe "joe rogan" rogan.
Treadsoftly14 makes sense
original!
Lol
Cool man....not
Haha
Gotta get norm on here
Norms too good for this show.
Norm hates rogan
He was going to be on it couple months ago, but his promotional tour was cancelled
Where do you get your ideas from?
Gabriel Moran you know what, I’m just going to say it, this “young Jamie.”......sounds like a real jerk!
I’m like Artie, an addict, but it’s more than that, I’ve been sober for years now, but still do self defeating shit, even though I know better, I feel like he’s the same, not sure what you call it, but it’s more complicated than just cutting out the drugs or drink, fear of success and low self esteem is the best way I can put it. Something is going well for me, a relationship, or a job, I’ll eventually blow it up for no good reason.
A bit late.. But sounds a little bit like 'imposter syndrome' it's become much more spoken about even in the years since this comment. There are ways and means friend, ways and means. Lots of great reading out there on it. I've also been that soldier and I probably always will be but it's better to learn to know your enemy and spot the signs that it's coming on and you can learn tools to defeat it. All the best if this ever finds you.
Thanks man, just saw this, and you’re correct. I’ve been looking into imposter syndrome, and like you said, seems like a flood of info on this recently for some reason. I saw your comment after I had started looking into that, so it was nice to hear someone else came to the same conclusion. Thanks and good luck to you too.
*"Hey, Gar....it's Artie....*cough* *cough* gotta call in sick today"*
Artie has one of the sharpest comedic wits ive ever seen, especially in the HSS , he made he laugh hardest with his witty comebacks rather than his story tellings
Bro what is that pfp lmao 🤣
I'm not even sure what it's implying, I know it's kamaru usman but that's where my understanding ends
I was looking at pics of Artie when he was young and I saw a young man with potential that threw it all away. Looking at how he is today, seems like he allowed life to beat him down and he never got recovered. Guys, do some Self-Improvement and I promise you it will aid you later down the road.
Get beetlejuice on the show
haidar101 couh be couh be
haidar101 hell yeah
Dude the goat. This your brains on drugs. Shit son.
Please no
who? me?
That Dave Attell impression was fuckin spot on!
The deterioration of Artie was hard to look at. When he was on Stern early in radio days and you would get flashes of the demons that eventually ate him.
My favourite Mad TV sketch is Artie Lange as a Secret Service agent telling the blackout drunk president that he annexed Saskatchewan in trade for Aerosmith. As someone who lives in Saskatchewan, i was impressed by artie’s pronunciation. he definitely did some research and had some practice.
Technically it was Benjy that replaced Jackie. Artie was a co-host, not a writer.
Artie fit in on Stern because he knew the rhythms of the show, could be guarded, charming and shy while at the same time being totally open and brutally honest, never trying too hard to tell “jokes” while being spontaneously funny. He knew his place and seemed at home just being himself.
I feel like he did the exact opposite of that on the AA show, where it seemed more like two really funny guys fighting for the same air.
Joe "The Elites Threatened My Life" Rogan
Fking love Artie on Stern.
He was a degenerate and Stern and Co. did nothing but facilitate and encourage his addictions.
@@-KillaWatt- ok jackass he was still hilarious on sten and had all time funny moments, a "degenerate" accomplished more than alot of us
@@-KillaWatt- Artie did not complain so you shouldn`t.... Artie was using if he were on Stern or working as a long shoreman on the docks.
@@Turk_2023 Are you kidding? He had an outburst on the show one time where he literally cried out against Stern and everyone else for making light of his issues and treating him like garbage, and he walked off the show. He snapped at Howard several other times too. So yeah, he sure did complain.
But shes a whore!!
Dave Attell is such a godlike comedic talent that even a bad impression of him by a radio personality is funny
Train all day Joe Rogan podcast by night
Paddy Mccarthy all day
@@narcissistskryptonite5734 er day
Nick Diaz, boi!! Lol
Train by day joe rogan podcast by night...ALL DAY$$$!!!
A good wholesome comment amongst people calling each other insult for no reason other than the fact they disagree with them
I always thought Anthony Cumia was a smart guy but he's looking like a damn genius next to Joe Rogan
Man,you said a mouthful!!!
Rogan hot a 100 million dollar deal ..how much was yours?
Bunch of jealous ass bitches in here. Artie Lange has made more $ in one day than most of you will make in a lifetime. Until youve walked a mile in his shoes keep your judgemental mouths shut.
Anthony is slowly turning into Joe Piscopo.
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Comment of the year right here!
What does that mean? I'm an idiot so if you could explain I would really appreciate it.
@@happyhammer1 Joe Piscopo is an Italian American Actor who was really big back in the late 80''s to the early 90's. He was a big box office draw and he Starred in a good number of movies. He was known for being in really good shape and for playing the classic Italian tough guy. I'm exactly sure why, but his career slowly faded out and died. The person who posted this comment, I believe was referring to this Anthony guy's looks and he does seem to favor Joe Piscopo as far as looks go, you would have to Google Joe Piscopo to truly understand what the poster of this comment is talking about, I hope this helps...
@@ctinsley77 I know who Joe Piscopo is, I guess I just don't understand the connection.
Thanks.
@@happyhammer1 find a recent pic of Piscopo the look at this Anthony guy and you'll understand the connection....
Joe “main demon” rogan
Joe "parrot comment" Rogan
Matt “ can’t come up with my own jokes” october
Matt October lol
Get sober Artie.
Is it always cheese pizza?
He should just go on life long maintenance, he has gotten sober and relapsed too many times, and with fentanyl being in the batches these days, he is probably off not risking getting a bad bag.
ARTIE wants to die..
mark vietti I'd say he wants to escape his pain, not die. what do you know about addiction? from your statement, I know you know nothing
@@michaelhall5429 sometimes it's Chinese food.
Anthony " don't really fancy the blacks" Cumia
Except Patrice, lol. Gotta love him.
Hyosube Korobokkuru - There's already more Asians in the world than there is 'Whites' as you put it. Asians account for 60% of the worlds population you dumb fuck!
@@NOPRIVACY92 there already are
Opie is insane if he thinks Artie would have been a good co-host - He'd have trampled all over those Greggshells
Yeah I don't think that combo would have worked at all. They're both high maintenance in completely different ways.
Artie looks like that orange guy in Sin City in that mugshot
Lol that’s pretty accurate
good call man
It's yellow bastard
Hes definatley yellow but this was hilarious
Rogan is what my dad used to call "half smart".
Artie is great, he is like Chris Farley in his act, but the demons caught up with Chris Farley. Artie continues to do drugs and keeps being funny, it’s amazing but also really sad.
Rogan failed to do his homework
dave landau is hilarious
This is one of the coolest guests i've seen on the podcast, really awesome.
Artie has been consistently funny for years. He timing, storytelling, observation ….He had it all…..
FIYAH!
Artie Lang is a genius! Funniest guy ever! (As long as he can talk about Norm).
Joe "I am going to pretend that I was never an Alex Jones like conspiracy theorist" Rogan.
Not even close but good try.
Joe" we'll get taken down from youtube" Faken.
@W A K E A N T H E M Dude, the we all had a phase where we were smoking dank weed and wigging out on crazy conspiracies, some us grew up, and evolved as human beings. We think critically and not just hold on to bro'd out paranoia and gullibility. Of course there have been legitimate conspiracies, but Eddie Bravo is fucking delusional.
The conspiracy theories Joe believed were probable except for Big Foot. Alex Jones is bat shit crazy
@W A K E A N T H E M Yeah he has debunked it many times. Yes we all know he use to think that 12+ years ago. People opinions and views change as they get educated.
Joe should have artie on with jordan peterson
Captain 2373 why so Jordan can suffer attacks by an abusive douchebag? There’s a reason Artie is irrelevant today, he was and continued to be his own worse miserable enemy that tries to drag others into his shit.
Captain 2373 wow
I love the idea. It may save artie
That's beneath JP
Yeah could you imagine Jordan Peterson talking about the future of western culture only for Artie to interrupt and tell a story about how his Uncle called Buffy the Vampire Slayer a "jew broad that fights draculas".
Why is the original video private?? Boooo JRE
He was funny in Dirty Work and Beer League those were the only two movies I liked from him
He's not really an actor though, Artie is a stand up comedian and one of the funniest alive. Watch his stand up that's his thing.
I always find myself rooting for Artie. Despite his constant fucking up, he seems like a good hearted person.
Joe "I hope this guy doesn't talk about quantum physics" Rogan
o c r/woosh
Joe "parrot comment" Rogan
@@lutello3012 ur comment is a parrot comment
Endangered” can’t come up with my own jokes” kiwi
Joe ‘I’ll pretend I’m following along and understanding’ Rogan
I ❤️ Attel
Don't we all
Bumping Mics is extremely endearing, Attel and Ross have genuine affection and aren't afraid to show it.
4:20 blaze it
young jamie knows whats up
Hell yeah
I really miss the O&A days with Patrice.
I don’t care what you say, I still enjoy listening to the Ant.
Joe "in quotes" Rogen.
Great Dave Attell impression.
Joe “(insert name here) is a great person “ Rogan
Hitler
He dealt with him for 8 months.. Howard did it for years on a very high budget high paying job and now Artie bashes him for not calling him. Artie burns bridges and hits bottom so many times.
The reality is that Artie only became legendary on the Howard Stern show starting in early 2006 (when they went to Sirius), which coincided with him becoming a full time heroin junkie and slipping fast into a deep and dark abyss of which he NEVER came out of. Artie became the freak attraction for being self-destructive and destructive as well on set from 2006-2009. Most of the bits were of him nodding off due to his heroin addiction, or gaining 120 pounds in less than a year and becoming a fat, heroin addicted, gambling and compulsively lying and violent at times degenerate slob. When he started full time on the show in 2001/2002, he wasn't that big of a deal. It's only when he got on the junk, got dumped by his girlfriend, gained the 100 pounds and started calling in sick and lying and becoming something that Howard could exploit, was when they made comedy out of his declining health and mental state. His personality dramatically changed from those very early years on the show to when they were on Sirius. When Howard was forced to finally fire him after almost 4 years of that shit, is when Artie completely went off the rails and tried to commit suicide and then aged about 50 years and NEVER got clean. He's been a bum ever since.
Show was a lot better though.
Dan Maler Artie earned 2 million a year at the peak of his salary on Stern, so please, let's not blather on about exploitation. Did Howard force him to become a full blown junkie? Artie may be a full on degenerate drug addict, but he's no broke bum, he's earned millions from Stern and from his comedic/show biz career. It blows my mind when people act like he's some sick little childlike figure that everyone got rich off while he labored away in the salt mines, bitch please, he's one savvy mother fucker, and he's openly gloated about getting high for what, decades now? And I say all this as an addict, I have no problem if Artie wants to get high, but let's not act like everyone else is at fault here.
We're all aware of his history.
I thought heroin addicts were skinny becuase they don't buy food.... they buy heroin. Artie has money for both.
Tf up
Artie needs to get back on the podcast. LONG LIVE ARTIE.
Joe " they didn't have book in the 60s" Rogan
Joe had been dying to work in Beelzebub into one of his podcasts for a month.
Artie is a mix of Chris Farley and John candy hopefully he sticks around longer cuz I resonate with Artie through addiction.
he already has stuck around longer, i think farley was like 34 and artie is about 50
He was hilariously funny on Howard up until his latter Sirius years when he’d call in sick.
But that did make for great goofs on him. Artie coughing into the phone telling Gary he wasn’t going to be in that day. Meanwhile, the sounds of someone chalking up lines were in the background. 😂
@@craig.encinitas he still had great shows after that but it did cut down because it seemed like he was either on or coming off something on the show alot
Farley and Candy did not end up well,,,
@@chrisc3697 eh we all end up there eventually
great attell impression
How has Artie not been 5150'd yet??? He's clearly got a death wish.
artie is the funniest hands down
Artie is hilarious I’ve seen him live several times!
That episode of Crashing was legit af
Cumia looks like a Simpsons character
I just watched a few of their shows after this and it’s touch and go
Want to have a real good interview? Bring on Beetlejuice, coo be a good show.
Spot on dave atell impersonation
I’m exactly like Artie without the talent.
The problem is the feeling from opiates makes you more “happy & funny”, I know that personally. I’m not talking a nod from H, but 20mg hydrocodone, or 10-20 mg of Oxymorphone, and you’re a “chatty Kathy”, but I’ve gotten that “feeling” when you just discontinue use, which was bad enough from a prescribed amount of pain meds, and lasted a few days and back to normal. I can’t imagine what you go through from w/ds of heroin use for years and just stopping. Artie’s’ s story of puking 20 percocets up in the Port-O-San on the floor and picking them up from the floor and swallowing the puke and piss covered tablets is beyond taking 1 or 2 with a beer. 1-2 tablets made me sick to my stomach, and taking legitimately for pain, I can’t imagine 20 tablets, in one sitting on your stomach, especially in combination with acetaminophen, which is what ? 325 to 500 mg per tablet ? Luckily Artie still has a liver. I even think he said he took 100 Vicodin to stave off w/ds in between his heroin fix between NY & LA on a flight, his liver should be toast. 100 Vicodin should last a month.
Tired of everybody saying “what a great guy”.. eff him. He’s a drag u down kinda guy.. yeah I don’t know him but every story is how you can’t count on him, he’s unreliable, he’s a mess and other people don’t seem to matter in his life. Eff him
Artie Lang is the new Corey Feldman.
Artie. Finally a whackpacker! Good job Artie.
DDP Should try to save Artie? That would be a great story!
Joe saw the queen movie and now wants to bring up “bozeleebum” when he can now
FIRE!!!!!!!! Lets get some jack and waters!!!!
Is he really a good guy??
Dave is the best co host ever legend
Guy will be dead soon. He's close.
Myers Unleashed
Yah let’s hope.... Is that what you were going for with that comment??
Fuckin piece of shit.
We could all die soon. You remember that.
So many close calls. He's the only person on Twitter where when it's going bad for him he decides to live tweet, you can literally read him tweet about cops banging on his hotel room door and then read about an arrest hours later. It's as fascinating as it is frustrating and tragic
Yeah, Ant looks like he's halfway in the casket.
Artie has been defying deathpools since '09.
I’m here for the Joe “something something” Rogan
Joe "parrot robot audience" Rogan
time for an Artie Lang *intervention* 💙
Artie’s got, like, the main demon.
Bill “want some lemonade?” Cosby
Joe bababooey rogan
I want Artie to get help I really do,but it's hard to take him seriously anymore.I mean during the Howard day's it became like a joke. Everyone including Artie was making his addiction like a daily routine joke.He has already announced like 500 times he was getting help,the last time was like a month ago on the Joe Rogan show.so it's one of those things I will believe it when I see it.
Who’s watching naked lmao
no underwear count right
Cameron Lee just got out of the shower lmao
Dose basketball shorts & socks count? LOL
I'm a guy wearing a thong so no not me
@@bean7039 ha gay. wear a mankini you woose
I cant find this episode
Permanently suspended, perpetually irrelevant.
Someone make a Rodney Dangerfield biopic with this guy lmao
I remember seeing that footage of Artie in Vegas that shit was a depressing train wreck
R King what happened in that footage
@@ceeaitch11 he was so drunk on stage they had to hold him up but enabled him to keep drinking then they tried dragging him to his room which starts funny but ends up depressing and makes u realize this guy is trying to drink himself to death
That wasn't even bad, that was just drunken shenanigans, maybe a little coke, now him being in depth of heroin addiction, is a totally different beast.
Cumia was very diplomatic about Art.
Joe "you don't wanna fuck with Beelzebub" Rogan
Arties currently on fire 🔥
Fuck, that was a good Dave Attell impression!! 🤣🤣
Years of being treated like shit by Stern gave him the beat to go full throttle on chasing the dragon!