My friend has a cockatoo that says"No cage" if he doesn't want to go back. If you put him in his cage anyway, he gets mad and tells you to kiss his ass. She really needs to put him on TH-cam!
Chazz I'll be honest with you here...I can never understand a bleedin word he says when he mutters like that...seriously wtf is he SAYING at those times...
Simiiformes OMG!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 This describes him perfectly. I’ve been trying to put him into words for over a year...I guess there just are no words to truly describe our dear Maxwell!🤣😂
And every bit as much work/responsibility. They can go insane if they are abused or even ignored. They should require as much regulation as children to adopt them.
When we had our Amazon we got one of those robocalls from "Mr. Water". We put the receiver up to the Brutus and he started to "talk". Mr. Water thought our bird wanted to make an appointment to have the water tested. It was hilarious. Guess when they played it back they couldn't understand bird language.
I just noticed Max sounds like a ghost, like on Ghost Hunters, when they pick up a voice on the recorder. The ghost's voice is hard to understand, but you can kinda pick up some words just like Max's voice. Maybe they stole recordings from Max's videos as ghost sound effects!
@@zzoinks good point! That’s because Max’s previous owner was a police officer I believe, so that low, gravely noise that kind of sounds like a spirit box? It’s Max imitating a police scanner/radio! :D
Max studied all the greats of physical improve comedy, Groucho Marx, The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Lewis, etc.
@S M multiple personality disorder for sure my kid brother has the same thing....it can be quite fascinating once you figure out which personality ur talking to....
@@ewslxm6407 I never said max wasnt a bird I just deduced he had mpd like my kid brother it's not a danger to society...can never figure out what max says when he mutters like that except when he says I eat celery at 7 degrees ...I lose it then cuz it's too funny... ..
Haha. Ya you can't really win an argument with a bird, you just have to employ a different technique. They're similar to a 2-3 yr old human baby but never grows up, thus, a caka cape hanging on the doorknob. They really do have gigantic characters.
angeleyedboidan It's a fantastic idea! I do have bird toys throughout the house and never even thought of putting them in boxes at ground level. Something I will be doing for sure!
angeleyedboidan Not spoiled, creative thinking.. or thinking "outside the box" LOL! I almost made a pun, righchair! We did the same thing with our own children :-)
Parrots are so emotionally complex creatures... and so smart XD I have budgies: one of them is an escape artist/acrobat that reacts exactly like a tiny human whenever she eats something she likes, falls or has to take medication and her boyfriend is constantly outsmarting any schemes we try to make him to things he decides he doesn't wanna do lool! He also teaches his girlfriend tricks of his own (yes, like a real teacher would lool! He's adorable!) and they both take care of each other whenever one of them feels under the weather. I also had a cockatiel that would perch on my chair and yell my name whenever dinner was ready and would snitch the dog. I miss him so much :(
Corina Vigil YUP...and i'm sure you can imagine that is EXACTLY why he says it in that super sweetie pie way ( adding on the circular bowing motion) . It's definitely helped him his way with another human in his life -->either getting him what he wants or giving him his own way...exactly like a toddler or preschooler. Parrots are so special but people need to know HOW MUCH ATTENTION THEY NEED & If they don't get it they begin to act out in ways that with some human beings puts them at danger (I mean puts the parrot at danger even this beautiful cockatoo with the gorge six feathers if you picked him up you would be shocked that he barely weighs 3 pounds at the most maybe five they're all bones little muscles and feathers so, you can imagine the distraction an angry person can do to something so fragile and if they don't hurt their parent then they resort to keeping the parrot isolated: keeping the cage covered all the time with dark blankets and putting the cage in a distant part of the house to try to drown out the screaming and carrying on can you mention an animal with the cog The cognition of a 2 to 5-year-old child being treated in such a fashion? I really wish that people would learn about all these animals need to live a happy life BE FORE they give into their desire to get a PARROT ... human children who grow out of this phase BUT parrots do not and they live very long lives (depending on type: 40 to 80 years !!
@ about 2:17, Max says and accuses Dan of being "frustrated!" @ 2:37 Max says, "I'll bet you're sick of it." Max knows what he's saying and his shenanigans toward Dan are intentional.
I got a tip for you. Maybe you use these already, but if not.... LEGOS. I buy my YN Amazon Lego blocks, build shapes, and he takes them apart. He really loves it. Parrots are thinkers and so this stimulates his thinking process. For instance, I first got him a car made from over 100 pieces for like 10 bucks at ToysrUs... well, takes me 20 minutes to put it together and he takes it apart in 10, but it's worth it. Eventually, I ended up with a big bowl of these Legos and I often just make random shapes for him.
+Thegaming AC mine tends to chew the pieces a bit (where they connect) so many of the legos don't fit anymore. I should replace his soon, but thankfully its a slow process with so many pieces.
One of the best things u can do for them....give them something to do that will stimulate thinking. They will get bored otherwise,& u will eventually go deaf from their screams for attention!
Loved your video. I have several cockatoos. It's like having a house full of toddlers. A lot of people don't understand how much work and patience is involved on the "owners" end. I applaud you. Gorgeous bird!
Every time I watch Max and yourself interacting, it makes me grin and laugh. Max is so cute and the way you interact with him is precious. I, myself, love cockatoos. Keep up bringing us precious vidoes! Blessings
Wow. I was fascinated when I saw the bird picking through his toys. He picked one up, and he put it back to pick up another. Dogs and cats would have just thrown in on the floor. That is one intelligent bird.
My friend has a cockatoo that says"No cage" if he doesn't want to go back. If you put him in his cage anyway, he gets mad and tells you to kiss his ass. She really needs to put him on TH-cam!
Lmfao
When they do, tell them to tag me or something
BriettaPolly Omg it's Doot
lol tell her to record it!
고양이사람 what? where?
"Go to your room" "badabababadabadababa"
I mean, he has a point there.
Chezz he has a strong argument
It was so intense
Would make a half decent defence barrister.
@@martinen.5025 we'd all need to learn to speak cockatoo....
Chazz I'll be honest with you here...I can never understand a bleedin word he says when he mutters like that...seriously wtf is he SAYING at those times...
2:15
"Did you hear what I said?"
"Yes I hear"
"What did I say?"
" *shkrabrhskahrbahbskhbrksab* "
Cayman The Young Michael Jackson Impersonator kid I swear he said get your butt here lol
"fiiineee"
"HIIII"
I'm a SCAT MAAAN.
Looooooool ur right
It’s funny that he walks as if he’s wearing a pair of slippers too big for him lol
Fish cannon I think it's funny when max goes come here and Dan's like I'm telling YOU to come here you dont tell ME to come here...lol
He sounds like an old woman talking without teeth 🦷
Sounds like he's wearing the pants
His personality is so big he trips over it when he walks lol
😂😂😂😂
"go to your room" "agagababdadadaababa" flawless debate skills.
lol
This comment should have 700k likes
durtshine lol
Agagabsbdadaababa
Why have they not hired this Cockatoo For a debate team? Already
He act like he pays the rent. 🤔😔😂😂😂
I mean he may with these videos
Max is the boss lol
The owner is a mentally abusive
@@Jessica-balussou Huh ?? Beg your pardon ......
@@Jessica-balussou How is he abusing Max mentally?
The cutest thing in the world is when Max does his spin and yells “HI!”
change my mind
Nope. That is the cutest thing.
Equal to whenever his owner gets close and Max does a whispering "Hi!"
Chxcolate Chip correction that is the most adorable thing a bird has ever done
What about a dog
Don't wanna
The lesson: You argue with a cockatoo, you always lose.
As important of a lesson in life as "Let the wookiee win.".
I'm a language teacher. Max doesn't always say intelligible words, but he has the intonation and inflection of an argument down pat. It's hilarious.
Simiiformes OMG!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 This describes him perfectly. I’ve been trying to put him into words for over a year...I guess there just are no words to truly describe our dear Maxwell!🤣😂
Lmao no you’re not u dictionary
JX you’re*
The bird language is mostly a tonal language lool!
@@jx1153 Don't say anything when you can't even say the right "you're."
IT'S LITERALLY LIKE A CHILD OH MY GOSH
P much, their intelligence is on par with a 4 year old
LOW_POLY_PAIN It's literally a kid that is just so great
And every bit as much work/responsibility. They can go insane if they are abused or even ignored. They should require as much regulation as children to adopt them.
+Trisha Gaurav But on that video you commented that he didn't use any more words than a 2-3 year old...
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Would put him on the phone every time there's a spam😂
That's a great image
When we had our Amazon we got one of those robocalls from "Mr. Water". We put the receiver up to the Brutus and he started to "talk". Mr. Water thought our bird wanted to make an appointment to have the water tested. It was hilarious. Guess when they played it back they couldn't understand bird language.
Lmao, that's brilliant!
R
I have legit watched a clip where a cockatoo picks up a toy telephone on cue when the man said its the telehoshopping guy and he yelled SHUT UP🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:43 excuse him he is lagging.
I think his ping is a bit high for an American server.
@Porter Bieszk should be using Ethernet not gonna lie.
Dial up internet
@@angrycinnabon2956 Yes, but good luck plugging RJ-45 into an angry birb.
"I said get your butt--"
"HIII" *twirls*
😂😂😂😂
Why why why WHY
2:38
When all else fails...turn up the cuteness a few notches. 🙃
Milk Tea lol
Love how he babbles when he's grumpy. It sounds like when little kids make fun of you by repeating what you say in a silly voice...
+Nepeta Leijon Definitely sounds like Max is frequently mocking what Dan says. Hahaha!
LOL SO TRUE!!!!
+Nepeta Leijon It's like a bird child
Love how he babbles when he’s grumpy he sounds like child makeing fun of you by repeating what you say in a silly voice max is cute and funny
He talks like a Pingu character!
1:45 SYKE
0:58 "I heard that the world is preparing me to be a good boy!"
Bruh
Yeahhhhhh..... No.
@@nahaniyes yes exactly, listen to him. That's exactly what it sounds like he's saying.
Preparing for world domination confirmed!
Hmm yes he is a Stand User
i love the personality max has. he rambles and says a lot of nonsense but it sounds like he's always trying to argue over something lol
Jimin's Jams Parrot is like, "Silly Hoo-man! Whatever!" 😉
I want him !
Cockatoos think everything is a word.
Cockatoos have tantrums and argue over anything and everything.
He's just arguing about existence.
Your bird has so much personality. I miss my budgie
how old did he/her get?
+That Guy
8 - not old enough 😞
+MrKarlozz mine bacame 9, it was the first bird i got. i know how hard it can be, great pets:(
+That Guy
I feel you man. Yes, they are great companions and very social. Like small flying dogs :)
you first
Completely ignores his owner and plays with the toy like he didn't hear him, I like this bird
Makes more sense than some arguments I’ve had with adult humans 😆😆😆
Frank.T Bunny Cockatoos should be allowed to vote.
what if the noises the cockatoo is making, is how he thinks we sound.
You are correct.
Would explain it. xD
That is actually is what that is. Cockatoos like to imitate the general sound of people talking by just jabbering randomly.
SuperAlphamale13 So like the adults in Charlie Brown but with everyone?
SuperAlphamale13 My bird imitates the phone ringing so sometimes I pick up the phone thinking it’s actually ringing
the cockatoo sounds like pingu
Vivian Barron AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA, OMG, WTF, XD
Vivian Barron
NOOT NOOT
demon doge NOOOT NOOOOT
demon doge 😂😂😂
demon doge i was just about to comment this until i saw ur comment 😂😂 hes so cute tho
2:15: Dan: "Did you hear what I said?"
Max: "Yes, I heard."
Dan: "What did I say?"
Max "You said to 'come here'."
I just noticed Max sounds like a ghost, like on Ghost Hunters, when they pick up a voice on the recorder. The ghost's voice is hard to understand, but you can kinda pick up some words just like Max's voice. Maybe they stole recordings from Max's videos as ghost sound effects!
@@zzoinks good point! That’s because Max’s previous owner was a police officer I believe, so that low, gravely noise that kind of sounds like a spirit box? It’s Max imitating a police scanner/radio! :D
For a minute For a minute holy shit...max just admitted he understands every word dan says to him...🙀
1:47 bird said “actually nahhhhhh”
1:44 : ''I'm coming! Sike...''
Omfg I laughed so hard 😂💯
Cheshire wooz thats some swag moves
Cheshire wooz That bird can turn on a dime haha
+Cheshire wooz That was so amazing! xD
That turn tho.
Well we know now who wears the fathers in that house.
feathers*
😂😂😂
I totally agree...isn't it just out of this world Cool???!
+ㅎㅎ jjbbn.
fathers
Can I have my 2k likes please?
Get you butt-
*HIIIIIIIIII*
I love the way he was acting like he was coming and then did that big head led u-turn like "Psyche"! 1:44
Bird is playing mind games with his human.
Max studied all the greats of physical improve comedy, Groucho Marx, The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Lewis, etc.
Lies again? Shut Up
And we're outa here! Lol
1:45 i laughed so hard the parrot was like NOPE and turned around XD
Zainab Bashar
Bird was like YEEEEET
Omg, and he actually did. That was funny asf. 😆
Zainab Bashar I saw that too
Max:if u ain't talking money I don't wanna talk
Zainab Bashar Lol same
About 2:36, Max says to Dan, "Oh, I bet you're sick of it!" Max knows exactly what he's saying and doing.
Oh yes he does lol 🤣
😂😂😂 Then right after that he goes back to inoccent little boy voice 😂😂😂
@S M multiple personality disorder for sure my kid brother has the same thing....it can be quite fascinating once you figure out which personality ur talking to....
Ernestine Maloy
dude it’s a bird
@@ewslxm6407 I never said max wasnt a bird I just deduced he had mpd like my kid brother it's not a danger to society...can never figure out what max says when he mutters like that except when he says I eat celery at 7 degrees ...I lose it then cuz it's too funny...
..
00:55 I love how he goes through his things while arguing lol. Just like a complaining human, and busy at the same time
He’s trying to find an unbroken BIRD toy-that he can reach!
everybody gangsta till the cockatoo starts speaking darth vader
2:30
"Is your name Bird?"
"........ No."
"I said get your butt o-"
*"HI"*
0:59 The cockatoo is looking for something to kill that guy.
Hard to argue with his incredible analysis
OMG ITS LIKE HAVING A TWO YEAR OLD
+Pierre FOREVER!
+Ana Milva Gomes *only for 65 years :3
+Succubus Incubus cockatoos and large parrots can live up to 100 years or so if well taken care of
+Pierre a permanent 2 year old.
+Pierre The terrible twos...
...FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! :O
1:44
"Let's go, yeah."
Max: "NOPE"
The way how he turns around though X"D
Smooth drift
2:26 “Fiiiine....... fiiiine.....”
Max is one of a kind...god bless that little guy.
im supposed to be studying.
lol same
Regina Vadászi
we won't tell ☺
Same
just end up broke like me
anyone else have exams coming up??
Godammit that bird is smarter than me
1:45 when you come for dinner and find out it’s meat loaf night
I like meatloaf
But I get the joke
oh my god he's adorable
The 64 thousand dollar question of the day is, does Dan ever get to work on time?
1:43 "k i'm coming... haha just kiddin fuq u"
IronTomato Lol
*Top 10 saddest anime betrayals*
Biggest sike in history
Could literally take a job as a voice actor for pingu.
This is hysterical. You are really good with him. He's just so lovable and adorable!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
arguing with a cockatoo. and the birds winning!
Haha. Ya you can't really win an argument with a bird, you just have to employ a different technique. They're similar to a 2-3 yr old human baby but never grows up, thus, a caka cape hanging on the doorknob. They really do have gigantic characters.
2:15 Did you hear what i said?
Max: yes i do 😂😂😂
Couple turns, few hi and...close up view of sweetness. ❣️❣️he is listening all right 😆 Angel was a beautiful kitty. 🌈💕
Theresa Kennedy 😃
Reson max is a legend
@@amyicykintinakofa5016 Yes :D
And after that, he said “you said go in the room”
Oh man I just want to chill in that comfy house with your beautiful music and bird. Heaven.
1:45
Bird: ok im coming,
Sike
I love how he has toy boxes all over the house......
angeleyedboidan It's a fantastic idea! I do have bird toys throughout the house and never even thought of putting them in boxes at ground level. Something I will be doing for sure!
angeleyedboidan Not spoiled, creative thinking.. or thinking "outside the box" LOL! I almost made a pun, righchair! We did the same thing with our own children :-)
It sounds like Pingu at 0:10
#Bhdarmy
I was going to say that!
Hahahah xD
Wtf is pingu also a tv show in the usa?
Lol what?!
2:14
...Okay that upside-down, 90 degree angle is pretty impressive.
I love when Max walks around and little feet screaking on the floor.
1:54 *Oh well*
The cat is afraid of the schizophrenic bird.
Too Late I think you got that turned around. Cats are the living embodiment of schizophrenia. Max is a joy.
The cat's like.. just wait.. you'd make a really tasty morsel.
The number of likes on this comment right now
More like bipolar
@@artysanmobile Nope. Kitties are love-bugs.
I love when Max is being so talkative and funny.
Parrots are so emotionally complex creatures... and so smart XD I have budgies: one of them is an escape artist/acrobat that reacts exactly like a tiny human whenever she eats something she likes, falls or has to take medication and her boyfriend is constantly outsmarting any schemes we try to make him to things he decides he doesn't wanna do lool! He also teaches his girlfriend tricks of his own (yes, like a real teacher would lool! He's adorable!) and they both take care of each other whenever one of them feels under the weather. I also had a cockatiel that would perch on my chair and yell my name whenever dinner was ready and would snitch the dog. I miss him so much :(
Didnt know budgies were so smart too
I love it when he says hi it's so cute!
Corina Vigil YUP...and i'm sure you can imagine that is EXACTLY why he says it in that super sweetie pie way ( adding on the circular bowing motion) . It's definitely helped him his way with another human in his life -->either getting him what he wants or giving him his own way...exactly like a toddler or preschooler. Parrots are so special but people need to know HOW MUCH ATTENTION THEY NEED & If they don't get it they begin to act out in ways that with some human beings puts them at danger (I mean puts the parrot at danger even this beautiful cockatoo with the gorge six feathers if you picked him up you would be shocked that he barely weighs 3 pounds at the most maybe five they're all bones little muscles and feathers so, you can imagine the distraction an angry person can do to something so fragile and if they don't hurt their parent then they resort to keeping the parrot isolated: keeping the cage covered all the time with dark blankets and putting the cage in a distant part of the house to try to drown out the screaming and carrying on can you mention an animal with the cog The cognition of a 2 to 5-year-old child being treated in such a fashion? I really wish that people would learn about all these animals need to live a happy life BE FORE they give into their desire to get a PARROT ... human children who grow out of this phase BUT parrots do not and they live very long lives (depending on type: 40 to 80 years !!
Corina Vigil hiiii
MJ Serrano Jesus way to take a compliment to a full out nerd session! Jessssss.....
MJ Serrano Very informative. People like you in the world save lives. ☺
Corina Vigil Hiiiiiiiii :)
@ about 2:17, Max says and accuses Dan of being "frustrated!" @ 2:37 Max says, "I'll bet you're sick of it." Max knows what he's saying and his shenanigans toward Dan are intentional.
Ikr
He actually said "yes I did" not "frustrated"
Max is smart though.
nobody here please go away I thought he said ‘I stay here’ and then ‘I stay right here’
0:45 Massaging the floor.
*bird exiting room*
"HI!!!!!"
A demonic birb.
I want one too.
I have it, its fantastic
What the hell is a birb?
@@HollywoodColt special demon breed
@@HollywoodColt mostly dinosaur tho
The bird speaks in some sort of satanic language at times.
Saphire Tridon just like me
The low tones are really scary XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
He’s imitating talk radio. It sounds scary, but it’s imitating the radio.
Ad¡ _ Play it backwards and hear the message.
hes just praying in tongues
You are so hilarious!!! And it's true. You will never win an argument with him, Dan!
0:48 Oh my gosh he sounds like Pengu's Dad.
I got a tip for you. Maybe you use these already, but if not.... LEGOS. I buy my YN Amazon Lego blocks, build shapes, and he takes them apart. He really loves it. Parrots are thinkers and so this stimulates his thinking process. For instance, I first got him a car made from over 100 pieces for like 10 bucks at ToysrUs... well, takes me 20 minutes to put it together and he takes it apart in 10, but it's worth it. Eventually, I ended up with a big bowl of these Legos and I often just make random shapes for him.
+Thegaming AC cockatiels are different than cockatoos cockatiels can learn simple words like hello cockatoos can learn how to speak full sentences
***** Did you let him try some legos yet? If yes, how did it go?
+Thegaming AC mine tends to chew the pieces a bit (where they connect) so many of the legos don't fit anymore. I should replace his soon, but thankfully its a slow process with so many pieces.
One of the best things u can do for them....give them something to do that will stimulate thinking. They will get bored otherwise,& u will eventually go deaf from their screams for attention!
RebornThroughHate you can see them in the background
I love your relationship with this birb. He is so happy and bright and sweet.
"Maxwell, what are you doing?"
"I'M A LITTLE BOY!"
The cat's expression says it all: "...And this _bird_ is the senior pet around here?" I'm LOL-ing
My cockatoo does the same thing! She will come up with some sort of gibberish if she is mad! 😂
That's her word for "i'm kinda mad at you ya poopybutt" because they cant tell that "grbrgrbrlbrbgbrlgvelgbe" isn't actually a word
Lol cute
Myn dose it 🤣 she rants im just like 🤷🏻♀️
Max brings me so much happiness when I watch him!
Love when max goes full demonic voice
Hey Max you are being a funny bird. Max loves getting into birdy trouble.
Loved your video. I have several cockatoos. It's like having a house full of toddlers. A lot of people don't understand how much work and patience is involved on the "owners" end. I applaud you. Gorgeous bird!
1:40 - That head-turn, tho...
+Sergeant Spook EE-YEET!
+Sergeant Spook I like how it followed him and then just rejected him by the turn
It was a 360 noscope
0:54 he head turnds
EE-YEET!!!
HE SAYS HI AND LEAVES THE ROOM WHAT AN ALPHA MOVE
Birds the word!! Love that Maxwell.
Every time I watch Max and yourself interacting, it makes me grin and laugh. Max is so cute and the way you interact with him is precious. I, myself, love cockatoos. Keep up bringing us precious vidoes!
Blessings
ikr! and they r so cute!
and clever!
Exactly!!
1:37 "Hehehehe..." "Come on" "No >:D"
Love All The Beutifal Bird's so Wonderful That People are enjoying Them so very Happy.
Bless Every Peaple for having Fun with Them
🐦😘
If someone told me THIS is where they got the voice for combines in half life, I’d believe them.
Who could possibly dislike this!!!!!
MrNakedLandscaper ikr
me. (joking people are assholes)
MrNakedLandscaper crow fans.
MrNakedLandscaper they laughed so hard they missed the like button
Yeah I don’t get it.....
The amount of attitude in this tiny bird is more than some people in their whole body
I just love how he climbs things, he's really something else. 😘😌
"Agagagagagahhahahahahagababag" made me laugh so hard XD
0:48 I just hear that and I can't help thinking "This is my impression of you, human! Blahblahblah!"
You said, "did you hear what I said?" Max said, "of course I do." He's a teenager now, isn't he? I love sweet, gentle little Angel too.
Max is a master of deflection!
laughs...Never argue with a cockatoo, you will lose.
he sounds like pingu the penguin😂😂
noot! noot!
+Its Rumbo Yeah..😂
+Its Rumbo NOOT NOOT
Noot noot pep a peppa pe PINGU PINGU
Wow. I was fascinated when I saw the bird picking through his toys. He picked one up, and he put it back to pick up another. Dogs and cats would have just thrown in on the floor. That is one intelligent bird.
He is soooooo cute!
I think this was one of the first vids I ever saw of max,❤️
why does the owner sounds like a bird too?
for what it's worth, it's a very cute method of communication.
to understand a bird you gotta be a bird :)
angeleyedboidan
hi
Daniel Andres Rivera Flores no the bird sounds like him
Daniel Andres Rivera Flores 😂😂😂
4:22 "I have to poop"
That’s exactly what he said😂
Thanks Obama
Thanks for serving this country GOD BLESS AMERICA
Hey so Obama's last name is Barack?
@@xirb-4007 because hes a black Muslim technically but in private hes an atheist
1:38 Max, go to your room... “No!”😂
Aww, I love that he has his own toy boxes! Too cute.