Best of the Worst: Christmas 2021

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  • @jonahwhite9974
    @jonahwhite9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    "It's such a sadness, that Santa thinks he has seen Best of the Worst on his telephone. He thinks he experienced it, but he's been cheated." -David Lynch

    • @johnarbuckle2619
      @johnarbuckle2619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      GET REAL!!!

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      *on his FUCKING TELEphone.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@CarozQH came here to say this lol. On his FUCKING telephone

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A Muppets Christmas Carol is actually the most spiritual Christmas film.

    • @MrCecil
      @MrCecil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "Elaborate on that."
      "No."

  • @pjalne
    @pjalne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1807

    Love how Rich "folding chable" Evans becomes Mike's interpreter once in a while.

    • @mizurjell9534
      @mizurjell9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It's the lack of alcoholism

    • @TheMisanthropistTM
      @TheMisanthropistTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The one with the diabetic speech impediment interpreting for the one with depraved alcoholic slurring

    • @samcousineau1049
      @samcousineau1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rich “fart bag” Evans

    • @MrFreedomGotAnAK
      @MrFreedomGotAnAK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Rich "the moopies" Evans

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But it causes stress; He’s gonna have a Tums festival.

  • @im_Polyhedrons
    @im_Polyhedrons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Without his mustache, Tim looks like the manager of a Best Buy, rather than the manager of a Panera Bread.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Best Buys would typically require forklifts more often than Panera Breads would, right?

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      With the mustache, Tim was the manager of an artisanal electronics shop.

    • @im_Polyhedrons
      @im_Polyhedrons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@pseudotasuki the last Radioshack in existence perhaps?

    • @TheEvisgod
      @TheEvisgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He looks like he manages a park from a cartoon

    • @wineem69them19
      @wineem69them19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who the fuck is Tim?

  • @OseronPhaer
    @OseronPhaer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    Rich did the ending skit because he was the only one sober enough to actually stand up and walk in the woods.

    • @menedian
      @menedian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He's also the de facto protagonist of the RLM extended cinematic universe!

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As a lifelong Midwesterner, I have a fair amount of experience walking through woods drunk

    • @Makroboter
      @Makroboter ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know you're making a joke, but Rich is sober. He doesn't drink alcohol.

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos ปีที่แล้ว

      this is the most chaotic and unorganized episode they’ve ever done and rich is just along for the drunk ride

    • @SuperDerp5
      @SuperDerp5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rich saved xmas 😂

  • @jp5394
    @jp5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    It's endearing seeing a drunk Mike talk about what he's learnt about forklifts like he's 10 year old

    • @seppukusushi2848
      @seppukusushi2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I see Mike has the Holiday Alcoholic Blush going on.

    • @slamdangles
      @slamdangles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      they're all so drunk about 45 mins in lol I'm dying.

    • @YummyCummyMan
      @YummyCummyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      As someone who works in the safety field, the takeaways that Mike brought up - especially given that he was probably drunk and mostly trying to make fun of the video - are exactly the correct takeways, making this apparently a very effective forklift safety video.

    • @slamdangles
      @slamdangles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@YummyCummyMan I'm dying for more drunk episodes lol but you know, without the alcoholism. This episode had me dying

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My regret is that it wasn't the German Forklift safety video.

  • @dustinkerman8158
    @dustinkerman8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4477

    It's a little known fact that after witnessing the overwhelming tactical advantages of the American forklift, the Nazis created their own forklift military division: the Liftwaffe

    • @patrickclark9642
      @patrickclark9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Thank you for sharing the underappreciated history of warklifts.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Argh

    • @seppukusushi2848
      @seppukusushi2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      It was lead by Lift Kommander Mein Herr Hulk Hogan.

    • @davidnovark
      @davidnovark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You go to hell, I laughed.

    • @icu22day
      @icu22day 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      A forklift liberated a concentration camp - it is known as Schindler’s Lift.

  • @Kidd724
    @Kidd724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    Tim w/o mustache: Government agency press agent
    Tim w/ mustache: Victorian-era bicycle-powered gyrocopter inventor

    • @ishanparikh5587
      @ishanparikh5587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah he looks like a more middle aged Mario with the mustache imo

    • @michalmusial9263
      @michalmusial9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vincenthalfprice9930 yea ad mustache what th hell

    • @johnvalor6198
      @johnvalor6198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He looks like Ryan Reynold's older alcoholic brother. It's a solid look.

    • @Poopscipade
      @Poopscipade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just thought he looked like a scuffed Maynard James Keenan.

    • @jdtroup198683
      @jdtroup198683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themoviedealers Thatsa spicy pork loaf

  • @richardkoeln
    @richardkoeln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    It bugs me so much that Tim was clearly and repeatedly trying to get the others to ask him "So, what was the bad thing you did with a forklift that made them show you this kind of video?" and no-one ever took the bait. Of all forklift injuries, forklift accident blue balls are the worst.

    • @DesolatedChild018
      @DesolatedChild018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I wonder if he had a joke ready on the chamber and was only waiting, or if he was, drunkenly, just being ominous and if someone asked he wouldn’t know what to really say - And which one would’ve been the funniest outcome.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OH I assumed that maybe all the forklift drivers had to watch a video because one driver messed up, not necessarily him

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You don't know that they didn't have a whole conversation about it and then just cut it out of the video. Editing is a thing they do sometimes.

    • @datahoarder3878
      @datahoarder3878 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Tetragrammaton22 I was going to say that, or his story was just so simple that it wasn't worth including. He mentioned hitting the corner of something with a forklift. Maybe that's all it was. Hopefully it was just mundane and not something that he ended up asking them to cut out or something.

    • @SirLordMasterSaverKangDrPaulAs
      @SirLordMasterSaverKangDrPaulAs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tim probably drives a Forklift like how Rich Evens talks

  • @jroggs85
    @jroggs85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    December 22, 1944
    Dearest Hilda,
    I wish I could tell you that things were going better out here on the front, but I must confess that the war is only more and more horrible each day. Yesterday we were hit by the US 420th Forklift Regiment. Though we were quickly reinforced by two battalions of pallet jacks, we couldn't hold the line, and we were slowly lifted and placed on high shelves deeper within the borders of our own Fatherland. Do you remember Klaus, our friend from school? He's gone, Hilda, lost during a desperate counterattack when he foolishly lifted a crate with his back rather than his knees. I can still see his wide terrified eyes as he clutched at me and begged for aspirin and workman's comp. I can still hear the beeping of the Americans' forklifts slowly backing up, only to come at us again and again. What horrors we have brought on ourselves in this destructive and terrible war. I can only pray that one day I make it home safely to you and our daughters.
    Yours ever,
    Hans
    P.S. Oh God, I can hear the squeaky wheels approaching. Lord have mercy, they're coming at us with handtrucks.

    • @MauserKar98k
      @MauserKar98k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like the cut of your jib Hans.

    • @brandonthesteele
      @brandonthesteele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @lisah-p8474
      @lisah-p8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Applauds from the safety of the clearly marked green, pedestrian-only zone.

    • @psykomancer4420
      @psykomancer4420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a stockworker, I feel this in my soul.

  • @koquarian
    @koquarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Tim speaking without his moustache feels like he's dubbing himself.

    • @gamingbacon3375
      @gamingbacon3375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He actually does have his stache it was cgi'd out which is why it looks like that

    • @dembro27
      @dembro27 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh no. They shot an episode on VHS... imagine one where they ADR all the dialogue.

  • @COMPNOR
    @COMPNOR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    Tim is the most clean shaven homeless person I've ever seen.

    • @Legion563
      @Legion563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It's like when your usually bearded dad suddenly shaves out the blue/1st time you see him like that,...'like who da hell is this fuck?' then you work out who it is but your still slightly cheeped out by them. Thats clean shaven Tim...slightly creepy.

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@Legion563 Still not as creepy as clean-shaven Josh

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He looks like a sober, non-meth-addled version of John Sakars.

    • @brippie
      @brippie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's not Tim, that's his stunt double

    • @StevenLMaldonado
      @StevenLMaldonado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I miss the epic mustache

  • @myfriendscallmeadam
    @myfriendscallmeadam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Tim just randomly blurting out "its orygon" because he misunderstood Mike is one of my favorite moments in the episode. Mike was so confused lol

    • @twalt
      @twalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its Oregon - he said the state

    • @ExoParadigmGamer
      @ExoParadigmGamer ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@twaltThe funny part is that Oregon is actually pronounced closer to what Mike was saying ("or a gun"). Which makes Tim's insistence even funnier. Speaking as a Washingtonian and longtime resident of the Pacific Northwest.

  • @xtr0city
    @xtr0city 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Half in the worst is back, I'm so glad we get to see Mike before dementia really sets in.

    • @1MrBryn
      @1MrBryn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      And Rich before he succumbs to crippling diabetes.

    • @TheFloodFourm
      @TheFloodFourm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You joke but it’s becoming a genuine concern…

    • @thomasgiles2876
      @thomasgiles2876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Before?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you think Jay recommends any of these turds?

    • @TheVardon90
      @TheVardon90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure the term's wet brain, as Mike is an alcoholic.

  • @Laurie12SlimShady
    @Laurie12SlimShady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    mike falling over then quietly saying "im gonna get another beer" is one of my favourite botw moments

  • @Empress_Evie
    @Empress_Evie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    I will always respect Tim’s dedication to getting absolutely sloshed by the time they get to discussing the first video
    Edit: Tim's hilarious in all of his episodes y'all, didn't mean this as a criticism lol

    • @miketrombly6652
      @miketrombly6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      At first he and mike were lookin fresh and I was like ‘wonder If they got sober?’. Nnnnope

    • @Iukini
      @Iukini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I think he has a few too many this time. A couple times he was talking, I was wondering if he would be able to finish the sentence.

    • @XadrumLtd
      @XadrumLtd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It is an art form. 🍻

    • @damini_ab
      @damini_ab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rav-7072 Remains one of my favorite episodes

    • @bergstrom716
      @bergstrom716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rav-7072 your channel is so much better wow you are so talented

  • @ThoRCX
    @ThoRCX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    After Macaulay Culkin, I can't believe those guys managed to invite Jason Statham for their show.

  • @paulkenny105
    @paulkenny105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2030

    The drunker mike gets the more Wisconsin his accent gets

    • @marc-antoinemarcoux697
      @marc-antoinemarcoux697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I always confuse drunk normal Mike with drunk Mike imitating Rocky.

    • @turnerlarson12
      @turnerlarson12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Really disappointing that ghosts didn't come up in the discussion.
      I like the way he says "ghosts" in his drunk sconnie accent

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ghōsts

    • @davidpalay361
      @davidpalay361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sorry to correct your grammar: it isn’t drunker it is more drunker

    • @mdjones4
      @mdjones4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sir this is a Wendy's

  • @DantesGrill
    @DantesGrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I love how Mike got so drunk, Rich Evans had to correct him.

    • @MrJeanjean2009
      @MrJeanjean2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Had to help him finish his jokes and everything.

  • @JoelJurvakainen
    @JoelJurvakainen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Tim's mustache is what completes him. It's like he forgot to wear it or something

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, that's who that guy is?
      He is Tim!

    • @crab2934
      @crab2934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah. He's lookin p fresh

    • @denisonsmock5456
      @denisonsmock5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't know. I would say it's his maniac eyes. The mustache is just like a bow on a present.

    • @ant64b
      @ant64b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello.. NIN. I could've sworn his name was TIM...

    • @AurasShadow
      @AurasShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He could at least do us the common courtesy to put a Santa beard on to ease us into this mustache-less Tim world.

  • @EpicMiss911
    @EpicMiss911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    So apparently a third Feeders movie was released THIS YEAR and I'm almost certain it's in response to the attention RLM's given the series. That being said, it's apparently a 'comedy', and as the great Rich Evans has explained: the worst thing a bad movie can try to do is be intentionally funny.

    • @miguelturk3562
      @miguelturk3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      -- Rich Evans, star of Space Cop

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He's right because I've seen Birdemic 2.

    • @toa1311
      @toa1311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Evil Dead II being the exception

    • @lachlanmclennan2188
      @lachlanmclennan2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@toa1311 evil dead 2 isn't anywhere near a bad movie

    • @1skulldan
      @1skulldan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lachlanmclennan2188 exactly, cheap =/= bad at all, and there's plenty of great, cheap comedies

  • @ZoeTwoDotss
    @ZoeTwoDotss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3258

    Tim's seen a man crushed by a forklift and it shows.

    • @TheSadCthulhu
      @TheSadCthulhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Explains the thousand-yard stare and the merciless sense of humor. I think you've created cannon-worthy backstory here.

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Tim's all "Pfft! Amateurs..." the whole time. He knows the true horrors.

    • @riseagain845
      @riseagain845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They tried to kill him with a forklift??

    • @SuperCaleb360
      @SuperCaleb360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Plot twist Tim was the guy driving the forklift

    • @Dannyboy09047
      @Dannyboy09047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@johncole4183at first I completely agreed with you until they started showing clips from the tape. There have been times in my job (in and around forklifts for the better part of fifteen years) where if there is ever an accident or a workman's comp claim, they gather us up like the livestock we are to watch videos exactly like this. This isn't a training video, it's an accident prevention tape. There actually is a difference.

  • @lgohthirteen
    @lgohthirteen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    This was easily one of the most incoherent Best of the Worsts ever. And I loved every minute of it.

    • @f.d.3289
      @f.d.3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Couldn't've put it better. Probably in my Top 10 BOTWs.

    • @DanDantheMagicMan
      @DanDantheMagicMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They seemed so mad at each other the entire time, like a drunken angry mess

    • @irmaroberts7283
      @irmaroberts7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@DanDantheMagicMan Ah, the true spirit of X-mass.

    • @chipbipple2593
      @chipbipple2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It was an extremely special episode, it made my whole Christmas week, and BOTW can never be this unhinged again.

    • @Bellitchi
      @Bellitchi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This episode takes the record for most deranged BOTW conversation since armpit fat fold Dom Delouise babies

  • @HalfTheFun_
    @HalfTheFun_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    When mike shouts “he’s not wearing rubbly gloves” at 51:27 after drunkenly falling over I knew this would be a Christmas to remember

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is he for hire?
      Drunk Mike would completely change my Christmas season.
      I would offer min wage, all the alcohol he wants, food, and a place to be unconscious.
      He will have to provide his own TP.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, I'll even toss in an extra $20 if mom gets her "present unwrapped"

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kyle-sr6jm Bumbling Mike. For when you need your awkward Christmas dinner to be over.

    • @ArunaUtd
      @ArunaUtd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kyle-sr6jm "all the alcohol he wants"
      Look at mr billionaire here

  • @themorrigan7224
    @themorrigan7224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    William Wegman’s Weimaraners were on Sesame Street for at least 30 years. They did 30 second segments with nursery rhymes and counting, they might actually still be airing them occasionally

    • @kevingreenlee7070
      @kevingreenlee7070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you! Was screaming this at my phone lol.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god I barely remember that but I know what you mean. I remember seeing them on the Elmo's World segment too

  • @TacoWrath95
    @TacoWrath95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    Ah yes, another hour+ of Mike talking to his hallucinations.

    • @DocFarmer
      @DocFarmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You say that, as if it were a _bad_ thing... ;)

    • @Tiamat013
      @Tiamat013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Half in the bag plottwist.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Are we enablers?

    • @Tiamat013
      @Tiamat013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@PALACIO254 i hope so

    • @small3659
      @small3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Best Indie psychological thriller motion picture of the year

  • @SuperdreadnoughtLiebe
    @SuperdreadnoughtLiebe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Hearing Mike drunkenly describe everything he learned about forklifts from that training video gives me life

  • @SB-129
    @SB-129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Got to love how even in their late-late-late 40's, Mike has a childlike fascination with utility vehicles and Jay still laughs uncontrollably at the word "poo".

    • @aleale6277
      @aleale6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They are 43 and 41 yo...

    • @SB-129
      @SB-129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@aleale6277 lol I know, just exaggerating to push the perception of their elderliness.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aleale6277 Jay's 22 doe

    • @danielbretall2236
      @danielbretall2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Dude, Jay is like Seth Green. He made a deal with the devil, giving up height in exchange for eternal boyish youth.

    • @SB-129
      @SB-129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@danielbretall2236 As part of the deal he also had to legally change his middle name to "Susan".

  • @solophentii3468
    @solophentii3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    50:57 Honestly sick that not one person stepped up to help an extremely, extremely senile man after he fell

    • @treycarter6736
      @treycarter6736 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel like it’s probably a rule of thumb with old people to not risk another potential fall helping a fellow senior up. The only youth in the room, Jay, was probably busy planning on his eventual hair growth and didn’t notice.

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Tim without a moustache is like Jack with hair or Josh without a beard.

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Or Mike without Jay
      Or Rich without Diabetes

    • @aaronwebb1548
      @aaronwebb1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or Rich without crippling charisma

    • @wolfrain319
      @wolfrain319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or Mike without alcohol or Rich without tums

    • @BioYuGi
      @BioYuGi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And we've had both of those so we have a trifecta.

    • @ryanabrahams8061
      @ryanabrahams8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't even talk about Jack with hair. That's not right

  • @InfernoPlus
    @InfernoPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    I really enjoyed this video of a debilitated man gushing about all the cool forklift safety facts he learned.

    • @UponThisAltar
      @UponThisAltar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bless you and all the evil, evil things you do to Halo and Dark Souls.

    • @tooterfishpopkin6044
      @tooterfishpopkin6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No kidding. He was on one. His level of drunkenness was starting to get a little bothersome.

    • @nikai_vil3893
      @nikai_vil3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      chicks dig certified forklit operators unironically. Look at the data.

    • @chartreux1532
      @chartreux1532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      49:00 The Discussion about Forklifts in WW2 made me as a German who grew up with only Hollywood on West-German TV and after think of the most stupid thing
      Let's be honest, they would have had built a Mecha-Cyborg-Thule-Black-Sun-Forklift to flip the whole United States of America over.
      As a German, this is what Hollywood taught me to think like
      Prost & Merry Christmas from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

    • @patrickstivers7387
      @patrickstivers7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chartreux1532 Powered by Vril Energy harvested from the secret hollow moon/Earth base.

  • @thenikkihuff
    @thenikkihuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I love that Tim was the only one pronouncing Weimaraner correctly and none of them had any idea what he was saying.

  • @spooplegeist
    @spooplegeist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    1:11:56 Piss drunk Tim is the only person in this entire video to actually pronounce “Weimaraner” correctly.

    • @ahhdang
      @ahhdang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's so hard to pick between "wee-mariner" and "wiener-miner" for favorite mispronunciation

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@ahhdang i didnt even process that they were talking about the dog breed at first....

    • @jackbrady7401
      @jackbrady7401 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then they give him shit for it!

  • @izrafs2762
    @izrafs2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen them this drunk. 10/10 Christmas special

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I eagerly waited until I got off work this morning when it posted so I could get absolutely Tim-faced and god was it worth it

  • @PUPPIES_OF_PESTILENCE
    @PUPPIES_OF_PESTILENCE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    I still think Tim was brought in so Mike wouldn't look like the biggest Alcoholic.

    • @Thepixelatedman1982
      @Thepixelatedman1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It all makes sense......

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Death Adder No, he's the bald drunk guy.

    • @mrbludclot3798
      @mrbludclot3798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Death Adder you must be a blast at parties

    • @MrJeanjean2009
      @MrJeanjean2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Death Adder He's not bald he's alternatively hairy.

    • @PvtPuplovski
      @PvtPuplovski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think it’s more like Mike makes Tim look like a lightweight

  • @feebypeels2883
    @feebypeels2883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Tim: "The 12 inch rubber toys?"
    Jay: "Oh, I had those!"

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well that explains a lot doesn't it

    • @nikai_vil3893
      @nikai_vil3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Say the line Bart !
      "Im actually a top" - Jay
      YAAAAY

  • @masterdebator6588
    @masterdebator6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Rich Even's "NO" as Feeders2 was pulled is probably the most rewatchable part of this episode.

  • @BigArmBoss
    @BigArmBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Jay, fantastic job editing this train-wreck into something that made me laugh out loud.
    Next do Tim's intervention.

    • @jakekeys88music
      @jakekeys88music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not even halfway though this and have laughed 3 or 4 times.

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Intervention? That would be like pissing on the Mona Lisa.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just have it go like Chrissy's one in The Sopranos where it goes off the rails almost immediately

  • @adsilcott
    @adsilcott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    3:49 Something about Jay's "They got a little spaceship set and everything" just killed me. It sounded so sincere, like he was judging a grade school science fair project and he was legitimately impressed. Meanwhile, crumbled black bag alien turd growls menacingly.

    • @octopiratetv8768
      @octopiratetv8768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn't he calling the first one "fascinating and needed to be preserved"?

    • @richardkoeln
      @richardkoeln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@octopiratetv8768 Sort of, that's Rich and Mike's exaggeration of what he said to mock him. He said something like that it's worth noting Feeders was one of the first amateur-but-commercially-available shot-on-video movies.

  • @jackflash8567
    @jackflash8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    This is the drunkest I've seen Mike in a while... It truly is a Christmas miracle.

  • @jamesd4223
    @jamesd4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    37:21 I love that they show more concern for the dog than when they watched a man put a gun point blank to his chest and shoot himself to test a protective vest in one of the past videos.

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Makes sense honestly. The dog isn't putting itself in danger, nor does it even understand the scenario.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The dog doesn't understand he can hurt its tongue licking the running electric mixer. Meanwhile, the Second Chance guy, Richard Davis, knew full well what kind of potential risks there are with shooting a gun at yourself, even wearing a Kevlar vest, but he had confidence enough in his product that he would take that risk to demonstrate its effectiveness.
      *tl;dr* below about how Richard Davis is incidentally a crook.
      With the development of his "Ultima" and "Ultimax" vests, made out of 'Zylon', a kind of polymer material technically stronger than the traditional Kevlar material, he neglected to tell the Department Of Justice, or his other customers, of its fatal flaw: lifespan.
      All soft body armor degrades over time just from being worn, being exposed to sweat, sunlight, body heat, ambient heat (like living in Florida or sitting in a hot car in the summer), even air, but the Zylon material degraded MUCH faster than the traditional Kevlar material, so people used to wearing body armor for a certain period of time before disposing of and replacing it, were now wearing expired armor, and they didn't even know it, Second Chance certainly wasn't telling people about the short expiration date, and Richard Davis was 100% aware of this.
      This would come to light in 2003, when two police officers were seriously injured from their Zylon vests failing to stop the bullets they were rated for, and lead to a protracted legal battle between Richard Davis and the Department Of Justice which only was settled a couple of years ago. Second Chance had to recall all of its Zylon armor, and promptly went into bankruptcy as a result, being acquired by another company unrelated to Rich Davis.

    • @jamesd4223
      @jamesd4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine Damn. After reading about about it further he really screwed over multiple government agencies and officers.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jamesd4223 Yeah. The Kevlar armor he sold all worked great, but he really just hoped the Zylon wouldn't be a problem, for him.
      Mind, regular civilians can buy body armor too, he didn't tell them either, and there's something especially screwed up about selling a product that's supposed to save your life but which has a really big flaw like that you don't tell people about.

    • @MrCecil
      @MrCecil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Easy as pie, folks.

  • @cheeseguru1017
    @cheeseguru1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Mike legitimately laughing at the dogs licking the frosting was so wholesome

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, it reminded Mike of a trick from his childhood, when he wanted dogs to lick things.

    • @hoeraufist
      @hoeraufist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love any time he kinda breaks at nothing. Like with the Christie movie.

  • @millennialboomer6780
    @millennialboomer6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Glad to see that Tim's perfected the "uncle fresh from prison" look

    • @thomasnaporano9822
      @thomasnaporano9822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Lol in another video someone went with “Uncle with gambling debts look.”

    • @lukedavis1436
      @lukedavis1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He has that "oldest cousin of the family look."

    • @nerveagent1905
      @nerveagent1905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Big "stepfather who went to jail" vibes

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Avuncular penal freshness

    • @prosthoplus
      @prosthoplus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I totally read this as "Uncle Fresh, from prison." which gives me an idea for a sitcom

  • @codycaron2477
    @codycaron2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Tim is right, safety videos/meetings don't show up until the boss loses money.

    • @NCRRanger7753
      @NCRRanger7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As the saying goes, "Safety rules have been written in blood."

  • @phillipleavenworth
    @phillipleavenworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "Haunted by the ghost of dead cats?" How ironic, Jay.

    • @solanceDarkMOW
      @solanceDarkMOW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Good Night, Sweet Cats

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm not saying Jay murders cats all I'm saying is when I roomed with him in med school I returned to my cat, dead in a fridge with the cryptic note "cat dead. Details later"

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Allegedly

  • @alseid8709
    @alseid8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    In this episode, Rich confuses Vore fetish with Cannibalism fetish. Also in this episode, Jay pretends he has heard of, but doesn't really know what a "feeder" is.

    • @GolemAvalanche
      @GolemAvalanche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well, Jay edited the episode, so he definitely knows what it means now.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hate that I knew Rich actually meant vore...

  • @guspewe
    @guspewe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Jay crying tears of Joy after Mike’s 15-minute Wikipedia search punchline truly put me in the Christmas spirit.

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I can safely say “the guys discuss vore” is not what I expected from the rlm Christmas special

    • @AmazingThor
      @AmazingThor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      But you gotta admit, Jay bringing up drowned cats is 100% on point.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@AmazingThor I’m pretty sure I muttered “of course” when he said it lmao

    • @Xetan123
      @Xetan123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rich Evans can vore me anytime.
      (SARCASM)

    • @BottledDelusion
      @BottledDelusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was so relieved that none of them actually knew for sure it has become far too common of knowledge

    • @bbbnuy3945
      @bbbnuy3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rite?? .. and guro too

  • @erikhawkke4861
    @erikhawkke4861 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    The Rock found out exactly how little his range is.. exactly how many times you can play the same person in a movie before people quit watching.

  • @turnerlarson12
    @turnerlarson12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Damn, this level of drunkenness is usually reserved for the Halloween episodes

    • @NCRRanger7753
      @NCRRanger7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tim got blasted last Christmas also. He asked if they could finish watching the 2nd Chance bulletproof vest video because he couldn't leave until he sobered up lol.

  • @opossum_elysium
    @opossum_elysium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Rich is looking so good. At this rate, I feel like in a couple years we could get a buff shirtless Rich

  • @JH-no
    @JH-no 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I was gonna save this for Christmas Eve, but the siren call of Rich's laughter lured me in.

  • @thekillerfroggy
    @thekillerfroggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    48:50 jay leaving to make a poo goes unacknowledged by the editor, revealing a grave double standard.

    • @SuperDerp5
      @SuperDerp5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good job on calling him out! Bravo😂

  • @raspberrybush
    @raspberrybush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    my favourite time of year, rich has to babysit everyone who gets too drunk to focus and fails miserably

  • @ATotalDork
    @ATotalDork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    There needs to be a live blood-alcohol meter in the corner of the screen for Mike at all times. This might be a new record

    • @Scott_Silver
      @Scott_Silver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I think the record was set when he asked Jay “remember when you murdered Cats” in one of
      The Halloween BOTW and then kept on saying “goodnight sweet cats” but may be wrong

    • @michaelstein7510
      @michaelstein7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Scott_Silver I think you’re right. They actually had to come back and film a second day for that episode, because they were all so drunk and it was a trainwreck.

    • @Scott_Silver
      @Scott_Silver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Allegedly

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We need a “liver” gauge o meter to show us how destroyed Mike’s liver and kidneys are from his drinking addiction.

    • @KenzieSFT
      @KenzieSFT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get it, though, they had to watch miserable dogs dressed up to really, really uncomfortable narration. It's how they avoid psychological trauma. At least, it's how they avoid some of it.

  • @kyle_the_cozy
    @kyle_the_cozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Watching RLM is like settling into a magical comfortable world where nothing is pronounced correctly and that's ok

  • @MenacingThreat
    @MenacingThreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Just think - they’re probably editing this year’s episode now🔥

    • @Pinetreemoto
      @Pinetreemoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Very excited

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Probably drunk as well

    • @Teddyisoffline
      @Teddyisoffline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@A-small-amount-of-peas we can only hope

    • @nina7910
      @nina7910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@A-small-amount-of-peas to be completely fair that can be said during any time of the year lol

    • @csciacchitano
      @csciacchitano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kind of heartwarming that we all come back to old Christmas episodes while we wait for a new one to be released

  • @evanelston105
    @evanelston105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Tim’s “it’s OreGON” caught me completely off guard and I lost it

    • @cq2320
      @cq2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That deserves more appreciation.

    • @jmgonzalez4
      @jmgonzalez4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol. Of all the weird knee-jerk reactions I've experienced in every day life in Wisconsin.. people immediately correcting one's pronunciation of Oregon (the town) was by far the most baffling. Is this the one hill (or mound) everyone is willing to die on?

  • @DKiSAerospaceHistory
    @DKiSAerospaceHistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Tim's "Are you sure this isn't a Tool video?" made me laugh way harder than it made anyone in the room with him laugh.

    • @f.d.3289
      @f.d.3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same here, because he's so fucking RiGHT, it does totally look like a Tool video XD

    • @Scribbled_Death
      @Scribbled_Death 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tim wearing NIN shirt for the black spin raffle, mentioning Tool now
      man's got taste

    • @Themaritimes99
      @Themaritimes99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was trying to figure out why the Feeders were so familiar

    • @lparksession
      @lparksession 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That shit got me good

    • @peterbeard9237
      @peterbeard9237 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Adam Jones’ filmography includes Jurassic Park, Terminator 2, and Feeders 2

  • @awfulyowu5157
    @awfulyowu5157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Imagine the soldiers raising the flag at iwo jima but instead it's just a single forklift

    • @Choomblaster
      @Choomblaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’d salute that

    • @jl.7739
      @jl.7739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Driven by a dog

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Before watching the video: What??
      After watching the video: Ah okay!

    • @RandyHawkeye
      @RandyHawkeye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would be historically inaccurate, because the forklifts were primarily used in the European theater, as Rich and Mike were explaining in the video.

    • @NiiRubra
      @NiiRubra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RandyHawkeye Yeah, they did get deployed early on in the conflict, but the Japanese would hide in the foliage and push over the American forklifts as they passed by, the American losses were so great, that the entire 5th forklift cavalry division was pulled out of the Pacific theater, but they would go on to play an important role in Italy.

  • @TofuPetteri
    @TofuPetteri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    There's some real good cinematography in the ending skit. Sometimes I wonder how you manage to be so talented and still make Space Cop so bad.

    • @woopsallberries4969
      @woopsallberries4969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They knew what to do wrong.

    • @seamusthatsthedog4819
      @seamusthatsthedog4819 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@woopsallberries4969 It's stylistically designed to be that way

    • @starmanjr9179
      @starmanjr9179 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@seamusthatsthedog4819 and you're listening to the music

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@seamusthatsthedog4819Just like The Phantom Menace

  • @johnt.campbell316
    @johnt.campbell316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    "Listen, I'm trying to explain the plot to Santa with Muscles..."
    - Mike Stoklasa, 2021

    • @jdtroup198683
      @jdtroup198683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want that in my headstone

  • @FarmCrafters
    @FarmCrafters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    3 cheers for a very healthy looking Rich Evans

    • @aaronwebb1548
      @aaronwebb1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hip hip!

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@adamkramer9080 Technically, a cheer is "hip hip hurray", so that's only 2/3 of a cheer.

    • @chickentank
      @chickentank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Family. Family. Family.

    • @seppukusushi2848
      @seppukusushi2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rich stays in Shape by playing with Muscular Rubber Gay Men action figures.

    • @JamieSwitzer
      @JamieSwitzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Three cheers for Captain Biggs!

  • @Zomious
    @Zomious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I love the fact that Mike and Tim are completely smashed in this video.

    • @biggrimace6506
      @biggrimace6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how could you forget famous alcoholic Rich Evans?

    • @jasonlederman315
      @jasonlederman315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@biggrimace6506 Rich seems to be okay. Mike is a bit drunk. Tim is still passed out and this was probably filmed last week....

    • @AegisRick
      @AegisRick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jasonlederman315 I don't remember where I heard it, but I'm almost certain Rich does not drink at all.

    • @jasonlederman315
      @jasonlederman315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AegisRick I meant Mike. You are correct. He used to be a bad drunk and stopped drinking (it was mentioned in earlier BotW episode)

    • @dwarfy2k264
      @dwarfy2k264 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonlederman315 Ya Jack and Rich both stopped drinking cause it got too much

  • @MarcusHardyDJDirtyOne
    @MarcusHardyDJDirtyOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As a forklift operator for over 10 years, cheers Mike.

  • @pdlagasse
    @pdlagasse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    47:50 Tim’s *reeeeally* hoping someone will take the hint and ask him what he did that required him to get remedial forklift safety training.

  • @Behon
    @Behon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    William Wegman and his human-dog hybrids used to have a bunch of Sesame Street segments through the 80s and 90s, so weirdly enough, seeing them here is oddly nostalgic.

    • @johnm.withersiv4352
      @johnm.withersiv4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is that why I want to watch this DVD so much? Am I responding to Sesame Street nostalgia?

    • @Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX
      @Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s where I’ve seen those dogs!

    • @knithacker
      @knithacker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ya I was surprised they seemed to have never seen it before. It wasn't a shock to me because I had definitely seen these before

    • @KH12foreve
      @KH12foreve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had a huge smile on my face while they were talking about the Wegman video. Loved those segments growing up.

    • @Ghost_Electricity
      @Ghost_Electricity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm surprised that was never brought up. It was like novel to all of them.

  • @SpawnRevenge92
    @SpawnRevenge92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Their concern for the dog's tongue was absolutely adorable.

  • @theletterm1787
    @theletterm1787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I grew up with a weimaraner dog. They just look naturally miserable.

    • @RaptorRockDrakeJesus
      @RaptorRockDrakeJesus ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Man I worked at a puppy store and I love weimaraners! They shouldn't be depressed looking they r very goofy playful lapdogs. Wtf did you do to yours?

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@RaptorRockDrakeJesus that dog has seen some shit..

  • @mikebliss3153
    @mikebliss3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Of course Jay is the first to start talking about drowning cats.
    Good night, sweet cats.

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't tell anyone he actually has a cat.

    • @Ghekkoo
      @Ghekkoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *garbled cat sounds*

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the movie says, "Don't Fuck with cats."

  • @whitelunick
    @whitelunick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I had a Weimreiner growing up and my parents kept buying me William Wegman's books even though they scared the shit out of me

    • @fluffskunk
      @fluffskunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      These are "why mariners" though.

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We mariners. Like we three kings, but an unspecified quantity. That video would be incredibly dull AND frightening to a child.

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also: tiny Gortons fishermen.

    • @s.tomp.2054
      @s.tomp.2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Wiener Miner

    • @titusmagnuseinuniversumaus6354
      @titusmagnuseinuniversumaus6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Weimaraner - German city of Weimar (Thuringia) pronounced WHY-MAAR.

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Tim without a mustache looks like when the animators forget to put in a key detail of a character.

    • @slimmike56
      @slimmike56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This should have more likes

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or when one of the stars of your movie has to come back for reshoots, after cutting or shaving their hair.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steveharvey2102 Looking at you, Henry Cavill...although you won't have to worry about *that* ever again.

  • @AppleJackApple
    @AppleJackApple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    i'm just here to say in appretiation: Jay's editing is hilarious

    • @andyoli75
      @andyoli75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm waiting for a feature length William Wegman Shining.

    • @SuperDuckyWho
      @SuperDuckyWho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@andyoli75 I was gonna say it seemed Lynchian in his hands :D

    • @De_liebste_un_beste_Mensch
      @De_liebste_un_beste_Mensch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Breenius

    • @thewisewolf768
      @thewisewolf768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldn't agree more

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Both Mike and Jay are great editors!

  • @kylemorse6174
    @kylemorse6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Here while this episode was still called Half in the Bag

    • @Abiggs2016
      @Abiggs2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      V confused at first

    • @Arelath
      @Arelath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Historical moment.

    • @MRS.Rediviva
      @MRS.Rediviva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      those frauds cant keep getting away with it!

    • @lacafia172
      @lacafia172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best of the Worst now literally replaced HitB.

    • @pp1942
      @pp1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought Rich is finally doing HITB replacing Jay since Rich only reviews superhero movies then im disappointed lol

  • @GoetiaTV
    @GoetiaTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I’m so glad Tim is on this video and not at my Christmas party because he seems like the type of drunk who will trap you in a conversation that makes no sense and pass out on the floor near the toilet.

  • @mikekz4489
    @mikekz4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Rich Evans didn’t need AA, he just needs to look at Mike and think, “Fuck drinking.”

    • @SilverlineXZero
      @SilverlineXZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *indistinguishable gibberish* Chris Pratt.

    • @Mortico88
      @Mortico88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm of the opinion that he doesn't drink because he prefers weed.

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Mortico88 or he's just able to function like a normal human being.

    • @michael.devitt
      @michael.devitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Mortico88 My long time assumption is that Rich loves booze, recognizes it's negative impact on his life, and smokes weed in between most takes to be a part of the 'party' atmosphere. As everybody who has tried weed can agree, weed is great. But I'm guessing it's something he does while playing with Jack online to enjoy himself, except for BotW episodes. I base this on nothing.

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@michael.devitt yeah, rich is a teetotaler, as in, he uses nothing... some people can actually live without drugs....
      and, in response to the "weed is great" line.... I smoked for a close to a decade and then quit. at a certain point it becomes boring and just a fucking brain fogging numbing useless thing.... maybe once in a while at a party, but I wouldnt even pay a dime to use any

  • @Erthradar
    @Erthradar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Mike forgetting "orphan" was funnier than it should be.

  • @DistractedGlobeGuy
    @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Mike failing to point out the guy from _Star Trek: First Contact_ in _Santa With Muscles_ is clearly a sign of how bad the dementia and alcoholism have gotten. It's time for an intervention I think.

    • @the_door_opener2622
      @the_door_opener2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For a glorious minute, I thought you had written the phrase, “Star Trek: First Contact with Santa Claus”, and I’m very disappointed that movie doesn’t exist.

    • @pauldavis6232
      @pauldavis6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would happily watch that film.

  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Mike has an uncanny ability to spot whenever an actor is drunk during their scenes. But i guess it should come as no surprise considering the amount of personal experience he has on this subject.

  • @ff-pj3de
    @ff-pj3de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "the weirder the kink, the badder the stink."
    -Mike "The Boy" Stoklasa
    This was issued by the Institute of misattributed Quotes.

  • @SlatePunchgroin
    @SlatePunchgroin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As someone who has done years of warehouse work, I like Mike appreciating how dangerous forklifts are. Everytime I see a youtube page watching these type of videos or accident prevention stuff it gives me chills because if you know you know.

  • @f8lphantom856
    @f8lphantom856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Mike left to go make a poo" has been the hardest I've laughed in awhile, the music is so dramatic

    • @jax3636
      @jax3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The way he looks directly into the camera for a second or two right after Mike leaves is the cherry on top. He had made up his mind in that moment.

    • @jeffnicholas6342
      @jeffnicholas6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's when I 'Stop tape here for discussion'!!

  • @JediSasquatch
    @JediSasquatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    50:56 Getting to watch Mike drunkenly stumble and fall with no provocation makes this whole video worth it.

    • @The90slim90
      @The90slim90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Honestly that's an instant classic RLM moment to me. The way he falls so slowly too.

    • @thomasnaporano9822
      @thomasnaporano9822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was crying.

  • @JohnMichaelson
    @JohnMichaelson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Rich's ever-evolving pronunciation of "Weimaraner" made this a Christmas stocking gem for me. "Weederminer" might be the best one.

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a thing of beauty.

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Alternate title: Depressed sober man has his drunk friends remind him why the holidays are dead.

  • @andrewlacosse2096
    @andrewlacosse2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Underrated line of the show early on from Tim... "are you sure this isn't a Tool video? LOL

    • @adamujhelyi4340
      @adamujhelyi4340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He knocked it out of the park with that one.

    • @reav3rtm
      @reav3rtm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim is a man of culture I see.

  • @patrickclark9642
    @patrickclark9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I always laugh to think of the relationship between Mike and Rich like certain directors who have their "leading man". Hitchcock and Grant. Scorsese and DeNiro. Kurosawa and Mifune. Stoklasa and Evans.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Stoklasa and Evans, when the Wheel fell.

    • @NoAssemblyRequierd
      @NoAssemblyRequierd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TerrenceNowicki Culkin, his arms wide

    • @yusiuc5533
      @yusiuc5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Burton and Depp too.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@NoAssemblyRequierd Donald Farmer, his breathing heavy.

    • @patrickclark9642
      @patrickclark9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TerrenceNowicki I literally laughed out loud, well played 😂

  • @brendanludington1663
    @brendanludington1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Rich's acting is getting really good. He really sells the "creepy weirdo burying stuff in the woods". You can't even tell he's acting...

  • @antiichristie
    @antiichristie ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that Tim brings the authentic energy of a friend spending the night during the holiday season

  • @guyhaines2974
    @guyhaines2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I have literally never seen the microphones in the viewing room until this episode when Mike starts grabbing them

    • @agnessmonster
      @agnessmonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In the Black Spine video Jay is talking directly to the microphone during California Big Hunks.

    • @LithmusEarth
      @LithmusEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's usually sitting on the table in most episodes. They body mic in the discussion and you can tell based on the editing beside them wiping them out for jokes all the time.

    • @ForwardSynthesis
      @ForwardSynthesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      butyourbraindid

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They do a very good job with audio, its something thats not noted when its done well but noted when its terrible.

  • @koroconnell
    @koroconnell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The fact that Mike knows who Jake Paul is... That just a whole new layer of evil to this whole enterprise

  • @hjalfi
    @hjalfi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Oh my god. Has RLM never seen Forklift Driver Klaus? Given Mike's new enthusiasm for everything fork lifty, he _absolutely_ needs to be sat down to watch this.

    • @Gandaleon
      @Gandaleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dang, you got there first. Seconded, by the way.

    • @Tapetenmetzger
      @Tapetenmetzger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I heard "forklift" I immediatly thought about Klaus and how awesome it would be to watch the guys watch that flick. But hey, can't have it all.

    • @jbard9892
      @jbard9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      send them a copy. i've never heard of this, but it sounds right for them.

    • @planetaryconquest
      @planetaryconquest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I only rewatched it, as I do annually, two days ago. I remember friends in high school talking about it and gifting me the DVD.
      I still treasure that one highly. Pinnacle of whatever that genre might be. They show that at actual forklift instruction sessions in Germany still, too.

    • @orkenspaltertv
      @orkenspaltertv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This needs to happen! Frohe Weihnachten!

  • @alexanderweaver586
    @alexanderweaver586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jay's professionalism and Rich's sobriety really shine in this episode.

  • @Bayofthe91st
    @Bayofthe91st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Mike freaking out when the dog tried to licking the blender are kinda heartwarming

    • @JohnMichaelson
      @JohnMichaelson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dogs and the elderly are his weakness. Except Cop Dogs.

  • @jakegriffith6871
    @jakegriffith6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My grandfather served in the 14th Forklift Cavalry and frankly I didn't appreciate the mocking of those brave operators

    • @djnorth2020
      @djnorth2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it wasn't fun at all. My brother went like that in a random forklift accident and his family had to pay for the ruined warehouse shelves.

  • @2fingacriminal
    @2fingacriminal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    13:31 for not being a cat murderer (ALLEGEDLY) jay does a perfect drowning cat noise

  • @treycarter6736
    @treycarter6736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The way Rich keeps pronouncing Weimaraner makes me think of a comic book character called the Wee-Mariner, like a little person Sub-Mariner.

    • @mikebliss1835
      @mikebliss1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Wiener-Miner! He mines Wieners! No wait, never mind.

  • @ICookAndIKnowThings
    @ICookAndIKnowThings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Nobody wins today!"
    I won today, Mr. Evans. I won, because I got to watch this video.

  • @alscottart
    @alscottart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Whenever Mike grabs liquor and says "No No No", you know we're in for a rough ride.

  • @eldridkm
    @eldridkm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love seeing Rich's progression as an actor year over year. He's come a long way since Space Cop! I genuinely think he did a great job in this video's epilogue. :) Keep up the great work RLM we're here for you in 2022!!!!!

    • @WalkingDeadProducts
      @WalkingDeadProducts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly seeing the skits and how far they've come is awesome. The lighting and camera work in this one was spectacular and then rich's acting just makes it

    • @richardplinkett4956
      @richardplinkett4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a senior citizen he's really come into his own as an actor.

  • @tomasvil
    @tomasvil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    43:00 Michael says, "...or a gun", and Tim picks up on a pun opportunity ,"Oregon" but the whole table is not getting it, and they just move on

    • @kuroraiko986
      @kuroraiko986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It took me way too long to figure out who "Michael" was

    • @ryanabrahams8061
      @ryanabrahams8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So.....just like all his other jokes than? 🤣

    • @mikebliss1835
      @mikebliss1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think it was a joke. I think Timothy genuinely thought Mike meant the state.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It wasn't a joke, Tim misunderstood what Mike said.