That one kid- *When they tag you* "HAHAHA I TAGGED YOU YOU SUCK IM THE BEST" *Before you tag them* "NO NO NO NO WAIT STOP STOP IT TIME OUT STOP IT PAUSE GAME T.O." *When you tag them* "ITS NOT FAAAAAAIR BOB TRIPPED ME SO HE SHOULD BE THE TAGGER NOT ME NOT FAIR!1!1!1!!1"
REALLY FUN APP THAT NEEDS MORE FEATURES THAN THE OTHER APPS I CAN I EXPECT FROM THE IPHONE VERSION AS A FREE DOWNLOAD IF I CAN I W THE REASON WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A LOT LESS STRESSFUL WORK I WOULD DO A JOB IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I CAN I
"gun explosion" That is the single dumbest thing I have read besides "no one should have a magazine that fits 100 clips in it" also that was a hand grenade
Love the Phill and Techno dynamic because Phill is all nice and responsible around everyone else but around Techno he just starts blowing things up and needing Techno to talk him out of murdering villagers
Tommy: Constantly looses, has no armor, and is surrounded with guns pointed at his head. Also Tommy: Gimme money and call me alpha male, nonnegotiable.
4:03 nice reference. For anyone who doesn’t know, Franz was assassinated on I think june 28, the primary trigger of the Great War. He was killed at pretty much point blank, and so was his wife, Sophie.
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation in the PIT.” I guess history really does repeat itself.
Techno the entire time was like “we’re neutral,let’s not cyberbully this child while negotiating treaties” while Phil was like “haha nukes go brrrrrrrr”
Tommy standing armorless, surrounded by people willing to kill him, and still trying to dictate terms just RADIATES the energy of that one meme with the cat surrounded by knives.
okay you know what, props to tommy for being able to hold up to that cyber bullying, even if it was a joke or an act, it must be tough being the loser all the time
Suddenly, Techno's speech to Tommy after the festival hits all the harder. Even before Techno joined the dream smp, he and tommy had already spoken the universal language.
Community-phil is old he gets tired a lot Phil- Cyberbullies child,World dominates with an anarchist legend,becomes the ally of most powerful person on Dream SMP,And still finds time to do hardcore
@puzzle enthusiast yeah, is zoo, that’s why areas where more than two animals are present are called zoo’s, cause with his fight money he took 2 of every animal onto a boat, and beat the crap out of them!
RIP Techno. You made millions or peoples day because of your amazing personality, energy and overall living your life to the best. You were so inspiring and kind. RIP Legend.
@Hero Games 2B2T also has a lot of area where crystals can be place, like bedrock floor and the obi highways, and auto clicker as well as build hacks makes it easy to place obi wherever they want
Aw Tommy's like that one character that's like "FIGHT ME" despite the fact that he gets slaughtered every time but still has so much confidence and determination
for some reason his confidence makes me die laughing because he will be so confident then everyone completely slaughters him, and after hes still confident
Spencer Guy although close, a simile, in this case, used the term “like” or “as”. What techno said matched the criteria of a simile. In order to be a metaphor, the comparison would need to be indirect and *not* use “like” or “as”.
Tommy: I can make him fall into my entity crammer trap hehe Techno: I'm here to destroy an army FitMC: Hey everyone, just a casual reminder that I could _freaking obliterate this entire congregation and its infidel technology with secret 2b2t area 51 magic_
TommyInnit: "Alright, you know what? Screw you guys, I'm gonna keep fighting. Screw- Screw all of you." *Famous last words from one of Technoblade's many Minecraft victims*
I loved this server....it was so unbelievably wacky...you had the God of Hardcore...the narrator for the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft....the Blood God...and a mouthy child....amazing...
Sylvee: *exists* Tommy: You my dear Ally can have my middle finger even tho you are the reason I had the chance to not get instakilled immediately by 6 people
"I don't know the details but we're doing a war" - Techno just wanting to beat someone up
-most of the people in WW1
-The Italians 1939
BLOOD FOR THE TECHNOGOD
Here before “omg thanks for the likes”
the thousandth like
“Tommy is like -2 people”
*Tommy’s trap kills both of his allies*
Maf
Damn
Maf
Prophecy confirmed
O_O
Tommy is that kid who says "Time out" when you're about to tag him and then complains when you do it.
Oops, didn't see the other comment.
Cyll it’s okay it doesn’t matter if someone else says something that’s close to this
6:18
That one kid-
*When they tag you*
"HAHAHA I TAGGED YOU YOU SUCK IM THE BEST"
*Before you tag them*
"NO NO NO NO WAIT STOP STOP IT TIME OUT STOP IT PAUSE GAME T.O."
*When you tag them*
"ITS NOT FAAAAAAIR BOB TRIPPED ME SO HE SHOULD BE THE TAGGER NOT ME NOT FAIR!1!1!1!!1"
666th like
"Let's form a book club."
One and a half years later: *side eyes The Syndicate*
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@@EEEEEEEE E
@@EEEEEEEEEE
@@flarie7853EEE
@@BloodRaven429 EEEE
Tommy: *is fighting everyone with only Sylvee as an ally*
Also Tommy: *Declares war on Sylvee*
MA NAMEZ JEFF basically ww1
Yup, he’s an idiot
superior tactics are that which supass the sum of your armies and generals
- Blun Blue
*has Sylvee as an ally*
*Steals her clothes*
*me, facepalming*
Also also Tommy: *Is a narcissistic little shit*
Techno: Uh, you can’t hurt allies right?
*everything explodes*
Yeah we’re good.
REALLY FUN APP THAT NEEDS MORE FEATURES THAN THE OTHER APPS I CAN I EXPECT FROM THE IPHONE VERSION AS A FREE DOWNLOAD IF I CAN I W THE REASON WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A LOT LESS STRESSFUL WORK I WOULD DO A JOB IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I CAN I
@@ethant1014 what??
@@ethant1014 fax ngl
saw this right while that part started
BLOOD!!!!🩸🩸
2:22 "Man, that cough did more damage to me than you did."
*_Oh damn._*
Now it makes sense
Was Technoblade... GROUND ZERO!??!
OOF
ouch
Lmfao
I love how techno knows he’s good but still never underestimates anyone. He’s kinda humble in that way
Taking off all his armor would still be overestimating tommy
Tommy is -2 people, techno's the army
@@lucaverde126 fighting Tommy in full netherite armor with max enchantments with just his fists would be overestimating Tommy
I love how Fit comes in all ready to destroy everyone and he just gets to chill
"Florida Man brings entire nuclear arsenal to barbecue"
Sebastian Acosta 2b2t in a nutshell
Dude, did you see crystal PvP?
Tbh I watched fit longer then techno blade
he thought it was the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
"It's like drop kicking a toddler"
-Technoblade
Is there a problem?
he's speaking from experience
@@Scrufflord lol
You can also just do a regular kick and you get similar results
Android what’s wrong?it’s pretty accurate
No threat hits harder than “You wanna be Franz Ferdinand?”
Nah the best threat is “I wasn’t accepted into art school and I don’t like your race”
“I wasn’t allowed in art school and I won’t allow your life”
@@robertodanoob technohitler?
@@reyeshcha wizard hitler
@@krispykracker3780 lol yes
Tommy is like the guy who maxed out charisma in a combat game.
I think his charisma is negative considering all his allies left him.
more like stupidity..
D&D be like
Its the guy that forgets to put points
No, see, he tried maxing Int, Wis, and Charisma, but he was rolling dice for the values, and got all 1s across the board.
Tommy is like the villain that reveals his plan before he does it
so most cliche villains then.
This is somehow a very accurate description
He’s like Dr Evil from Austin powers
AndrewIsTaken so like every animated villain ever?
AndrewIsTaken just Like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
I like how Tommy's life philosophy is like:
when you hit
full commit to it
when you're hit
timeout just a bit
Yep
ncie
nice*
Nice
NOICE
NOICE
13:35
Baked potato: thrown
Potatoes: thrown
Rotten flesh: thrown
**grenade explosion**
_"One of those things was not like the other--"_
The cooked potato as it did damage
"gun explosion"
That is the single dumbest thing I have read besides "no one should have a magazine that fits 100 clips in it"
also that was a hand grenade
*Its just a spicy chicken nugget*
Rotten flesh has no a
a potato is genetically similar to a grenade though
Boring chat members: "Death, Blood, Violence."
Chad chat members: "Tobuscus."
Thats a name I havent heard in many a year...
@@mourningcitadel1715that comment was a year ago nerd
@@Mok-Pok lol
Tobuscus for the Tobuscus god
E
Tommy: “I’m not afraid of you!”
Technoblade: “Then you will die braver than most!”
Hahaha😂😂😂 a star wars rebel quotes
Tommyinnit = Ezra Bridger
Technoblade = Darth Vader
he got better tho. He even won a war against dream.
@@GamingWithCalvin1 you can say that
Gaming With Calvin “won” not really, he just landed a good trade desl
Remember, this was all meant to throw Squid off his trail.
It worked
Lol true
E X A C T L Y
M P oh yeah I completely forgot about that.
He
its funny how tommy started the war, but he didnt even get one hit on his enemy. He even killed his allies more.
832 likes and no comments..
@@cowplusdog5655 yea
like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed
Same
yep
Same
same
Same.
Tommy when he loses :
"I didnt lose, I merely failed to win"
~Oversimplified 2k20
Sn1xy
Yesss
That's the spirit!
Casper is scary; I don't like spirits anymore
Dude, that’s cool
Sn1xy what video ?
@@diffzzz5302 The American Civil war part 2 15:30
13:48
"I'll catch it"
*b o n k*
yes
Yes
777 likes
yes
*B o n k*
Tommy: "you know having 100 techno stans yelling WAR ON TOMMY in your chat really gets to you."
techno: "I deal with it pretty well."
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top comment with 1 reply?
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@@tray1598 top comment with 5 replies?
Love the Phill and Techno dynamic because Phill is all nice and responsible around everyone else but around Techno he just starts blowing things up and needing Techno to talk him out of murdering villagers
He's lost that part of himself along with techno.....
I like how when u enter his property it says: Hippity hoppity get off my property.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!!!!!!
@@alisontshangana love that tho
Hippity hoppity get of my property lol
Haha now the Ukraines be like hippity hoppity this tanks on my property
HIPPITY HOPPETY GET OF MY PROPERTY NOOB would be better
TH-cam: “Technoblade just uploaded...”
I havent heard that name in many years
Luke Hostettler yeah
it has been many moons
Kiavra gatekeeping new subs? have you thought you should be thankful as the growth probably encouraged him to upload more than biyearly?
Yes ikr
@Mr. Vic well long long ago he didnt make vids
Fandom: “Phil is that tired, stressed, and responsible father”
Phil: *bombs Tommy twice and was threatening his villagers and is very much chaotic*
Your father doesn’t do that?
@@halloo5288 literally i thought it was normal
@@halloo5288 Nah that's my Mom. Did you know she went to war with my school system, and won, multiple times? 🙂
@@michaelgillespie9112 is this a "Karen sues school" or "bullshit teachers and principal gets sued" scenario
@@lancetheking7524 bit of both
The shot of Techno holding out his gun while just casually talking to Sneeg and Scot while bombs are exploding on them is so hilarious to me.
“Which set of armor do I need for this war”
Plot armor
Fool, he needs no plot armor.
I know why
BECAUSE TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!
@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
Technoblade is the plot armor, to be honest
I feel like Tommy would need some
Tommy: Constantly looses, has no armor, and is surrounded with guns pointed at his head.
Also Tommy: Gimme money and call me alpha male, nonnegotiable.
correct
And techno is a coward even though I ran away so much
OMG techno only got 10 kills TRASH!
Jk this was a joke I. Am imitating techno Fans
Stans
@@aa-tj8be not fans
Technoblade: references WW1
Tommy: Who is France furry and?
Dat random man is random indeed
It’s crazy how one man caused WW1
Millions died because of one man's death
NiCe JoB
France Furry Band
@@carsonandrews8857 and millions more, a second time, because of this one man's death
4:03 nice reference. For anyone who doesn’t know, Franz was assassinated on I think june 28, the primary trigger of the Great War. He was killed at pretty much point blank, and so was his wife, Sophie.
:(
He declared war on SYLVE
I still don't get the reference
Start of ww1 was due to the assasination of the franz ferdinand
@@vardhmanghunawat1801techno = kill Franz Ferdinand (Tommy)
who would know he is secretly planting potatos behind all this
It was all apart of the Master Plan
“It’s like drop kicking a toddler”
*Sheds a tear* ahh the memories
DotALotTroller // A_LoneHunter truer words have never been spoken
heh, I get the joke.
*WAIT WHA-*
@@zpan1741
*
Badimations roundabout plays
I miss being a teacher
"kill kill blood blood"
"tobuscus"
our lord and savior tobuscuslover has returned
you know, tobuscus wouldn't struggle like you did
-ds 3
I am nether Azathoth’nyth
Glory to Azathoth
netherhobbit ...... Thrackerzod fha flegeth?
Thrackerzod is tha best 🙂 throdogoth I’ Azathoth.
"Fight me like a man"
- The Child
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation in the PIT.” I guess history really does repeat itself.
IT STAYS IN THE PIT
STAYS IN THE PIT
*STAYS IN THE PIT*
*STAYS IN THE PIT*
STAYS IN THE PIT
Techno the entire time was like “we’re neutral,let’s not cyberbully this child while negotiating treaties” while Phil was like “haha nukes go brrrrrrrr”
@@littlesunshine1167 like father like son
welcome to america
Fghtgghg
No
@@chillyavian7718 welcome to russia
The fact that techno can 1v3 without losing a heart is so funny
Well it’s because he drank a potion of turtle master which causes slowness and resistance so- that’s debatable
Muffin Exe Has Crashed its still a 1v3 potions are apart of the game
Techno could probably 1v5 but he would need to use potions and he would also probably be close to dying
@@sniffley7058 yeeeee
@@sniffley7058 i mean he 1v9ed in skywars only losing half hp but that's debatable probably
"They say legends never die"
Rest in peace technoblade you will live in our hearts
bro shut up and watch the video
This man speaks facts
this man is a like beger
but this is true
E
Why does Tommy think that he can negotiate the treaty in his favor when he lost every single battle in the war?
Tornadodex he’s 15 lol
Actually 16
He thinks he has speech 100 but he has speech 10
He purposefully acts like an idiot for the content.
Liam agree lol
Tommy: i dont need alies
Narrator: he did in fact, need alies
He needed to not start shit with Technoblade. The number of allies he could find was not nearly sufficient.
@@NerdnumberoneNarrator: he did, in fact, need allies, so many that it was impossible for him to win.
Tommy standing armorless, surrounded by people willing to kill him, and still trying to dictate terms just RADIATES the energy of that one meme with the cat surrounded by knives.
or that one john wick 3 poster.... JUST SAYIN'
He either has balls of steel or is a complete idiot.
@ The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer, Why not both?
Arrogance, and Impulsiveness. Remind you of Anyone?
@@r-171 ah yes I do rafferty
@HAMZA BIN BUDI MAWARDI Moe lmao he's just a troll
okay you know what, props to tommy for being able to hold up to that cyber bullying, even if it was a joke or an act, it must be tough being the loser all the time
Any publicity is good publicity and clearly it worked for him as even before Dsmp he made a name for himself as the child
Technoblade : drops out of college to upload more
Also technoblade : *uploads less*
Lena Boo ikr
He baited us all!
@@emillammela2032 why so dramtic
HE BAITED US ALL! THOU SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN
he was sick
Ok zoomer
"So today we're doing a war." Technoblade said CALMLY
It's because he doesn't feel fear.
Only remorse.
I mean... *Blood for the blood God*
Technoblade should've played dumbledore. The man can be terrifying without raising his voice at all
weird
Yeah u know Technoblade
Suddenly, Techno's speech to Tommy after the festival hits all the harder. Even before Techno joined the dream smp, he and tommy had already spoken the universal language.
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and in the pit, no less. They’ve had two Battle of the Pits.
I think its Tommy's second or third language
Community-phil is old he gets tired a lot
Phil- Cyberbullies child,World dominates with an anarchist legend,becomes the ally of most powerful person on Dream SMP,And still finds time to do hardcore
15:23
“The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself”
- Sun Tzu
@@adoor6241 No no, it's spelled Sun Tzu
Dara Gopal Sun Zoo LMAOO
fudge lee I read a lot of manhwa, in China they read the last name first, so it's zoo-san.
Dara Gopal it’s Sun Tzu...
@puzzle enthusiast yeah, is zoo, that’s why areas where more than two animals are present are called zoo’s, cause with his fight money he took 2 of every animal onto a boat, and beat the crap out of them!
“tommy i’m not here to kinkshame you but that’s pretty weird”
“IM 15”
HOW ARE THERE 198 LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS
also LMAO the poor guy xD
22:14
“That’s even worse!”
the fact that’s eret saying that
That just makes it weirder Tommy. Not gonna lie.
“Tommy is like -2 people.”
Tommy: Kills like 2 of his allies
Mathematically accurate
the math checks out
Modtly becouse he kills himself
Someone already has said this
Coppied
RIP Techno. You made millions or peoples day because of your amazing personality, energy and overall living your life to the best. You were so inspiring and kind. RIP Legend.
I’d like to think that when the Allies were storming Hitler’s base in Germany, he was saying “Yo, time-out, TIME-OUT!” In German
Probably Hitler: Jo! Auszeit! AUSZEIT! HÖRT IHR МICH?!
AUSZEIT ICH SAGE!
Jaxon Klaus *jo! Auszeit! Auszeit! hört ihr mich nicht !? Auszeit sage ich!
@@DjocarS thanks my German grammar is shit as you can tell
with wilbur's german keyboard...
Well he killed himself, if that counts as taking a time out
“Lets point our guns at him, just like the US school system!”
He’s not wrong you know
True
As an American I can confirm
If only school existed now
tite
Wow Tommy has historically not had a good experience with pits
underrated comment
How bout we toss him in the pit godzilla made after you died
I feel so bad for laughing at this.
That still doesn't stop me so HAhAhaHAJhAHAhAjhAjAahAHHAhA
Tommy has supergirlygamer vibes
It stays in the pit
Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
Blood for the Blood God.
Rest In Peace.
His name isn't nerd it's dave smh my head
@@jimmynuggets6516 good one, idk of your joking or not but either way, imma miss his vids.
His name is Alex
@@Vam246 yeah I'm aware, I called him a nerd for comedic effect
@@pkhl_1617 I meant it for the Dave guy. Jimmy nuggets
Techno's enderpearl does more damage than Tommy.
tru dat
Tru fat
tru dat
tru dat
tru dat
Hype!! Techno has editors now, his redemption arc starts this month!!
Correction he never needed redemption
@@banezjr5988 agreed
Honestly, technos old commentary videos and the skyblock ones were his best ones.
@@hexa3389 this
Cant wait to see him in the championships
“Techno is not aware of 2b2t culture, i see”
“I’m not.”
*almost a year later*
“So you guys ever heard of *end crystals?*
I dont get it lmaoo
@Hero Games nah they actually have a separate hack for placing & exploding the crystals
@Hero Games 2B2T also has a lot of area where crystals can be place, like bedrock floor and the obi highways, and auto clicker as well as build hacks makes it easy to place obi wherever they want
I guess that one quote just turned techno into an anarchist.
@@f-ham1717 it's that people on 2b2t use end crystals to pvp
2:20
That cough did more damage to me than you did
-techno
I can just imagine during like Revolutionary war someone yells “TIMEOUT”
WWII be like
Napoleon after the battle of waterloo be like
queen Elizabeth everytime she is about to die be like (but it works with her idk why)
The British at the battle of yorktown. History repeats itself
WWI Christmas Day. Lots of people literally just sang songs
Fit just standing there, somewhat neutral, but with an end crystal permanently in hand has such strong 2b2t energy 💖
Yeah I mean how else would he survive in the oldest anarchy server ever
He's just waiting for the chance to unleash his nuclear anarchist sorcery.
He's ready to "spawnify" the place
11:28
LAVACASTS FOR DAYS BOIS WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME VINES, WATER BUCKETS, LAVA BUCKETS, BATER WUCKETS, HELL YEAH
The whole crowd: Blood
That one kid that never knows what's going on: tobuscus
Neil Cabrera tobuscus
Neil Cabera tobuscus
Neil Cabrera Tobuscus
Tobuscus
Neil cabrera tobuscus
I come back to this one or two times a month and at 16:04
Techno not being able to get Tommy's stuff after being that close never gets old for me.
What's better is if he had ran straight at it instead of skirting he would got it
All the “uh”s afterword just make the moment even better ✨
2:26
Tommy gets insulted by the only person on the server younger than him
Grunkkkkkkkkkkk
Tommy is the type of guy to say “time out” when he’s about to get tagged.
Quite literally.
And then argue how he wasn't tagged because he said time out
Yea I know another tommy like that
Darn it am I the only Tommy Stan here?
and then walk around, if you time out everyone has to stand still until time in! its common knowledge!
The moment I saw FitMC holding that crystal I knew we were in for a treat.
Timestamps pls T~T
@@miraichan3284 11:30
Thx
2b2t
they really thought inviting a dude who plays on an anarchy server who has hacks was a good idea
Tommy "it's not negotiable"
(6 guns get pointed at him)
Tommy "..... maybe it's negotiable"
The art of being threaten can do wonders
-Sun Tzu
Aw Tommy's like that one character that's like "FIGHT ME" despite the fact that he gets slaughtered every time but still has so much confidence and determination
for some reason his confidence makes me die laughing because he will be so confident then everyone completely slaughters him, and after hes still confident
If I had a fraction of Tommy's confidence...
Tommy = TF2 scout
He is like a shonen protagonist but instead of winning he loses
@@gutjager1682 Never have I seen a better way of describing Tommy's existence.
“It’s like dropkicking a toddler”- Sun Tzu
Rest In Peace Technoblade,
hope your doing well in heaven ❤️
Or if ur tommy tun szu
*-technoblade
"IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THAN YOU MUST FIGHT" - Sun Tzu
@@CanCodeyt sure*
Art of war
3:45 :
Techno: *uses a simile*
Tommy: that was a poor metaphor
What utmost idiocracy, I say!
This is completely and utterly preposterous
“It’s like the US school system”
But, a simile is technically a metaphor, look it up
Spencer Guy although close, a simile, in this case, used the term “like” or “as”. What techno said matched the criteria of a simile. In order to be a metaphor, the comparison would need to be indirect and *not* use “like” or “as”.
Who else decided to go on a nostalgia trip and appreciate his content more?
Me
A lotta sad Voices
me
Me
Me
fun fact: every time techno killed tommy a youtooz appears on screen
Wow
Damn
3:01 what about this?
Woah dedication
Vũ Lê Đức Thiện -32 no death message
Tommy: I dont need teammates Techno!
Techno: Then you shall die braver than most
damn ooga
*dumber than most
brave, or possibly just stupid
@@henryadams1412 Somebody got it yes!
Techno is the Darth Vader of minecraft lol
Tommy: I can make him fall into my entity crammer trap hehe
Techno: I'm here to destroy an army
FitMC: Hey everyone, just a casual reminder that I could _freaking obliterate this entire congregation and its infidel technology with secret 2b2t area 51 magic_
Oliver Tasset area 51
I mean, they weaponize furnaces on there so yeah
@@marshmallowallen5677 they make 32k sharpness swords we have no chance
They make bots that do all the fighting for them but better than humanly possible.
but in all seriousness, what do they mean, it's a nuke?
8:49 "There's a big lack of base here" - Sun Tzu
"stop quoting things I never said" - sun tzu
My favorite part: When Techno and everybody just surrounds Tommy, ready to destroy him and Tommy tries to act like he's still in charge here
Tommy: goes to war with the entire server outmanned and outgunned
Also tommy: declares war on his only ally
Technoblade: "Lets point our guns at him... Its like the US school system.!"
Demonetization: "Allow me to introduce myself."
He wasn't demonitized though.
@@brisareyes7927 woooosh
Brisa Reyes that’s the most shocking part of the entire video
@@samundef3500 true
TommyInnit: "Alright, you know what? Screw you guys, I'm gonna keep fighting. Screw- Screw all of you."
*Famous last words from one of Technoblade's many Minecraft victims*
“everyone let’s point our guns at him”
“just like the American school system”
-technoblade
Probably the most edgy joke i've ever heard Techno make in a long time lmao.
Myfire what about the orphan jokes
Myfire what about them
Like my school when I *B R E A T H*
“This is probably the second worst thing that ever happened to them [the orphans]”
2:24
‘That cough did more damage then you did’
I love this line
slyvee: wants to fight techno
techno: trys to kill her
slyvee: wait that's illegal
Feminists in a nutshell
@@jeffrothberg3185 thats unrelated
@@jeffrothberg3185
I...don't even know what this means.
@@jeffrothberg3185 get a life
I mean Your not wrong Lmao
That is one poorly designed entity cramming trap.
Man these videos are amazing i keep coming back to them. Techno was amazing. ❤
20:52 Julius Caesar as he enters the Senate house (Colorized March 15th, 44 BC)
Max why is nobody talking about this lmao
we're gonna take out the alpha male
Ah yes the amount of blood on his toga-Viticullus from Percy Jackson
OUTTA POCKET AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LMFAO
When Phill bombed the entire pit and everyone but the Antarctic squad ran, it was such a badass moment.
Ah yes the history books are NEVER Wrong.
@@shontinafarris357 what
"Oh that cough did more damage than you did"
~Technoblade
Tommy: [sad dissapointment noises]
Tommy: *sad business men noises*
Grunk is just sitting there like: *bruh*
God this feels nostalgic when we took everything we had for granted
You said it.. technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
techno: i dropped out of college so i’ll upload more
also techno: *takes 1 month to upload*
GaLaXy Animations he already explained the reasons on his community tab
He explained why in the community tab u alright
lofivibez why is that? I cant see the tab
U got notifications? He made a post on TH-cam he is feeling quite sick and won’t upload much that’s all the info u need to know rn
technoblade: i dropped out of college so i'll upload more
Sickness: i'm about to yeet this man whole career
Can we talk about how techno is like the only TH-camr who cites the music in the description
All those English papers left him with good habits
He is a good man, unlike those other pigs that don't credit
Wait a minute
Clonos
Nah, they’re just uncultured swines.
*Hang on-*
Techno: *Trying to kill Tommy and succeding*
Tommy: "Hey I'm going to die!"
Isn't that kind of the point
Nice spelling
"Thats... that's why I'm here"
I loved this server....it was so unbelievably wacky...you had the God of Hardcore...the narrator for the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft....the Blood God...and a mouthy child....amazing...
My face in the thumbnail: XD
@@gtatiger1655 yes
@@gtatiger1655 yeah im sure its ur first time talking to a girl
This is sad
Why does he sound like a reallllllly annoying 11 year old who thinks he knows how to talk to people, but he’s also an idiot
Sylvee: *exists*
Tommy: You my dear Ally can have my middle finger even tho you are the reason I had the chance to not get instakilled immediately by 6 people
Techno: I want to improve my upload schedule
Also Techno: "Hey here's this video from over a month ago enjoy"
Oof
Ik right
"it's like drop kicking a toddler"
No wiser words have ever been spoken
Watching this now hurts so much I will miss techno so much may he rest in peace ❤️
4:03 “You wanna be Franz Ferdinand?”
why is no one talking about this moment
Its because you’re the one who cares about it
nobody likes history so they forgot about it
Because the majority of Techno’s viewer base hasn’t gotten to high school world history yet
I’m in the fifth grade and I know that
Damn
*Grunk Tommy's only ally*
Tommy: Proceeds to try and push Grunk into the pit
Big brain time
Don’t throw me in the tra-
THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED PIT
loved him so much, and i hope hes chasing all the little orphan children in heaven
..
Hoping so too
Phrasing