Techno: "I was peer pressured" Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo* Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning* Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*
techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy" also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*
@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity
the element of surprise and shock if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket
"The only universal language is violence" "Might've just committed tax fraud" "Oh, and the murders" "Those rockets cost $10,000" "All the cool kids talk about state secrets" "You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure" "The firework weapons test was a HUGE success" "I'll continue stockpiling weapons"
This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.
@wsufhe gisuhs Democracy itself is a system of government. If it wasn't, by definition, there wouldn't be any established rules a.k.a social order, so democracy couldn't exist or at least wouldn't work. Anarchism proposes very little government power, not no government at all.
tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud," tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders
@@salvadororellana571 i do not know, but he does have a ton of playlists! He also has a playlist of all the livestreams he’s done on the SMP and they are extensive! So there’s content! :)
Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other TH-camrs? Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.
They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍
@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.
I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.
16:25 Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE" The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!
@@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161 *me bout to pull ip the footage, count the actual amount and reply the actual ratio* 0.4 kills a second or 4 kills every ten seconds
Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on TH-cam If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you
@@mehemmetdorakboy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad
@@SecretPsithurism Unfortunately, to be updated on Dream SMP, you gotta get yourself update through the streams of everyone in Dream SMP (on Twitch). Some of them stream everyday and probs better to be updated through the YT summary channels. But if there’s only one streamer that will give you full context of what’s happening, its Tommyinnit. :)
“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”
I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource
I hate to be that guy, but Techno was intending on just killing Tubbo, because of peer pressure. He killed Schlatt and Quackity completely by accident, then decided "screw it" and blew up the whole crowd in the meantime. So technically, although Techno did kill the enemy, he wasn't even trying to. His intended target was an ally. Also it was really just Tommy who got mad because Tubbo is like a brother to him. He got over it pretty fast too.
Cody Jake yea I would hate to have that power cause rain is my least favorite weather and I live in an area where it seems every time it rains, it's either really cold out or it's summer.
Techno: *kills Tubbo* Tommy: What's wrong with you? Techno: A lot of things really. I have a bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't really deal with social conversations well, might have just commited tax fraud recently.. oh and the murders
What this video has shown me: - People can drink water while drowning - Peer pressure can kill - fireworks + crossbow = most OP weapon - violence is the universal language
"any critical, national weaknesses you wanna talk about, for fun!" - Technoblade the undercover spy "uhhhhhhh, what?" - dictator jschlatt "woohoo state secrets" this was my favorite part.
@@jayde8797 Techo's greatest challenge was not Dream. He over came that challenge. Now.. He must over come the challenge of anime's ULTIMATE POWER: Friendship.
everyone: oh my god this is terrible techno just massacred the audience and our leaders techno: i cant wait for that clout i just plugged myself in 20 different channels
Still a lot of them had netherite gear, despite technos skill level and his items it still would be near impossible to kill all of those people. Good thing he took out most in the begging tho.
While everyone else on the server is taking this plot seriously, creating a suspenseful plot and using their acting skills to their best, Techno is just jumping around wearing full netherite, waiting for his sellout timer to go off.
Man, I just seen this pop up on my suggested and my heart skipped a beat... sigh... Rip Techno. Thank you for everything you gave us and did for us. Love you.
@@salvadororellana571 go to techno's page, go to playlist, and pick the Dream SMP playlist. Start at the bottom. That is the "summaries" or just important compilation of technos stream.
i cant believe this was the very video that introduced me to the Dream SMP. I was always watching his streams, I loved (and still love) all of his content and videos. Even when I lost interest in the Dream SMP, I still checked into his channel. MAN I'm thankful for him.
it stays in the pit
yes yes
yes
The king hath returned
In the p i t
The pig stays in the pit
You know you've messed up when the person you're drowning begins to drink water
You’re everywhere
wifies i love your videos
You like every minecraft youtuber I like
Anarchy Anarchy Anarchy
@@N8Toons
you’re* sorry i had to
Techno: "I was peer pressured"
Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo*
Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning*
Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*
He got excellent content.
@@HannahGlover-nj5sz definitely 💀
@@yunqpr aged like milk
@@loah_1 y bro because of drama
techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy"
also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*
Well, to be fair, he caught them by surprise.
@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity
8
@@Vindextra bro don’t remind me of the channel 😭😭
the element of surprise and shock
if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket
Everyone’s going to remember this as “Techno’s festival of colors.”
Sounds so much better, that’s what I’m calling the festival now, that’s what’s going down in the history books
The violence was certainly colorful
Most of the colors were very red
That sounds like a lovely colorful and peaceful name.. it’s perfect.. ish
i prefer the red festival, sounds more vicious
"The only universal language is violence"
"Might've just committed tax fraud"
"Oh, and the murders"
"Those rockets cost $10,000"
"All the cool kids talk about state secrets"
"You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure"
"The firework weapons test was a HUGE success"
"I'll continue stockpiling weapons"
Deserves to go in the museum of
-‘Technoblade quotes’-
Edit: ‘Sun Tzu Quotes’
@@lazicepie7800 you mean sun tzu quotes?
Good quotes
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.
i love how it goes from " nothing good happens to traitors" to " good things dont happen to heroes"
fr
jschlatt: “Take him out.”
technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”
69th like
Both options are illegal, since Tubbo is a minor
What a romantic gentleman 😏
lol
@@stuff5757 what’s wrong with taking a minor out for dinner? My chill uncle’s friend take me and my brothers out for food all the time
"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?"
*Dead silence*
"For fun?"
Whoo state secrets
Whoo,party
FIREWORKS WHOO
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I wanna like but it's at 666 so oh well
jschlatt: ”Take him out Techno”
Techno: “To dinner?”
A man of culture
A man of culture
A man of culture
No, take him out to lunch
@@hishamaziz764 nah breakfast
That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD
Schlatt: “Everybody cheer Democracy!”
Techno, an anti-democracy anarchist: “...woo”
By definition anarchists are usually pro-democracy (there are variants that are against democracy but they have different names, etc...)
@@aaronshan51 I thought pure anarchists are against any form of government
@wsufhe gisuhs Democracy itself is a system of government. If it wasn't, by definition, there wouldn't be any established rules a.k.a social order, so democracy couldn't exist or at least wouldn't work. Anarchism proposes very little government power, not no government at all.
He's the 2b2t kind of anarchist, except PG
@wsufhe gisuhs true, too bad democracy often isnt quite that simple
Techno: *kills the whole manberg population*
Quakity: Everyone go after tommyinnit right now!
@Online Siblings Ik but tommy didn't murder the president along with his civilians
Cuz techno is too powerful
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quakity has PTSD for techno, man.
He didn’t killed purpled lol
i love how techno says very random things
"yeah violence!"
"WOOO STATE SECRETS"
Ikr lol
*I...
Start your sentence with an uppercase letter next time.
@@mikehunt3060 you must be fun at parties
@@LemonAide2024 The Guy's got the Grammar-nazi insignia as his pfp, let the man-child be.
@@mikehunt3060 i am, Sorry Mr.
18:31 “there were like 20 dudes they would have shot me where I stood” Techno: *shoots 20 dudes with firework crossbow*
He had the jump, had it been the other way around it might not have gone well
Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.
youre not wrong
because he have adhd
Because he was tasked with espionage
lol
It could be that... he is a sadist
"it stays in the pit"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
yes cark. yes it does
hello mr.cark!
Cark
CARK :]
This reply has a lot of likes because it has a reply to a comment with a lot of likes
tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud,"
tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO
technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders
Technoblade in a nutshell.
Don’t forget the orphans
XDDD
technoblade moment
Lmao
"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" this is the reason why we loved you as a content creator rest in peace
Schlatt: “Everyone say Democracy!!”
Techno: “Woo. Ahh. Yeah...”
@@gusphobicc no, he heard *blood for the blood god*
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
@@salvadororellana571 i do not know, but he does have a ton of playlists! He also has a playlist of all the livestreams he’s done on the SMP and they are extensive! So there’s content! :)
@@secretlyditto7716 thanks
@@PS-vr1uv 😓😓😓
Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other TH-camrs?
Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.
lol
It do be like that tho
Tommy’s parents: soo mR THomAtHy what’s like playing with other minecraft youtubers?
Tommy: *W a r*
it would be a even more of a deadly terrorist attack if wilbur ignited the tnt to blow up the whole place
I do that on a daily basis but what's minecraft?
“Democratically elected leadership? NOT ON MY WATCH!”
“Sir this is a taco bell”
get rid of the government techno
I thought this was an subway
Slaygix no it’s a wendys
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
Lol I just crapped my pants
hearing nihachu go "he's still so young" while he drowns hurts a lot now
😭😭
😢
yeah
You cant do this to me- dudeeeeeeee......
He's two years older than me, and my life haven't even started yet. Truly unfair. Please someone find a cure for cancer.
When Techno is in a high stress situation he reverts to his primal instinct, which is to stab everything
The red haze descends upon his eyes and people die
That's too true
When in stress, murder is the only option
Yeeeeee violence
he gonna start stabbing shit
“Who is that technologyblade guy who keeps quoting me.”
-Sun Tzu
Says a lot about our society 😔✊🏽
technoblade -> technologysword -> inventionscimitar
Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly
self insert
They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍
They are pretending they are themselves
@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.
EDIT: misunderstood
I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.
“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.”
-Technoblade, 2020.
He be drinking hot sauce while drowning in lava
lol
i was searching for this comment
I took a break from overeating to have a snack.
Welcome to 1000 likes boy
You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel
🥰
Happy late channel birthday techno
Everyone: is role-playing
Technoblade: I may have just commited tax fraud recently
Manberg may have taxes. We don't know
Technoblade :
power : 10
defence : 10
charisma : 7
dedication : 10
intelligence : 10
role play : 2
@@gunter6377 they do, because Schlatt raised Niki’s taxes when Tommy asked for a visa for Ninja’s visit
Yep this makes sense than humanity
Technofraud
16:25
Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg."
Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE"
The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!
Are we going to ignore the fact techno just filmed himself beating a fox to death while on drugs?
So you were worried about that and not him committing a literal massacre
@@droopsmoopshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@kittycat-sc7je shut up
Eh. Sounds normal
@@Yo-en8fc yeah idk what there talking about
Techno: "There was like 20 guys!"
Also Techno: *Kills entire server in less than 20 seconds.*
The people he kills arent wearing any armor, the ones who had on armor ran up to the podium or ran away
That's a death per second ratio of 1!
@@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161 *me bout to pull ip the footage, count the actual amount and reply the actual ratio*
0.4 kills a second or 4 kills every ten seconds
hold up, that is a very specific calculation
@@agintofchoas7014 u wasted your time calculating that....
Pog THATS POG I LIKE IT
"He murdered you in front of a crowd"
He also murdered the crowd
Yeah
so no crowd?
No witnesses!
no witnesses no problem
"I was under peer pressure."
Also murdered the crowd B)
Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on TH-cam
If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance
Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@@mehemmetdorakboy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad
@@mehemmetdorakbruh not saying it doesnt mean that he’s not dead
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language, is violence”
-hot elbow man
i wheezed jesus christ-
mmmmmhmm yes the famous hot elbow man
:D
thanks air conditioner
What're you doing in my room 😳
Techno’s existence itself is a flex. He obliterated everyone as colorful as possible.
He made sure to get the manburg colours for the rockets so he could flex on them. It was expensive but worth it.
where can i watch dream smp
*I can agree.*
@@SecretPsithurism Unfortunately, to be updated on Dream SMP, you gotta get yourself update through the streams of everyone in Dream SMP (on Twitch). Some of them stream everyday and probs better to be updated through the YT summary channels. But if there’s only one streamer that will give you full context of what’s happening, its Tommyinnit. :)
@@SecretPsithurism you can look on the playlists for the streams
I like how he edited out missing the first trident shot
First try AYYY
techno gotta look slick
Of course lol
@@shells7766 ok I won't
Lol I didn’t even notice that
I’m rewatching all of his videos ❤️
That nice!
Same
Same man
same man I’m crying so hard
samee
Schlatt: “Techno, kill Tubbo”
Techno: “Genocide it is then!”
“Its mass murder then”
@@fabrir8512 *read the comment above you before replying
@@fabrir8512 look like we have a bruh moment
Genocide:
"The systematic and widespread extermination or attempted extermination of a national, racial, religious, or ethnic group."
I mean, if you have already kill someone then why don't kill everyone
Techno: "there were 20 dudes there they would've jumped me"
Also Techno: *kills everyone*
WITH ONLY HIS BOW
How does he commit that tho?? I am so confused
@@grace30728 firework
@@grace30728 he shot the fireworks from his crossbow which deals redicoulous damage and splash
@@strategicalcelery9206 crossbow
techno: assasinates half the nation
shlatt: GET TOMMYINNIT
The whole nation, actually
That was quackity
I mean shlatt have a condition
can't really blame him though. techno has trident and techno is techno
Thats because technoblade never dies.
Man techno's humor will never get old... but Man do I miss him
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@@mehemmetdorak fr
@@mehemmetdorak fax
Rip
his humor isnt the only thing not getting old
“Hey, If Ur Gonna Die, Why Not Kill Everyone Else First?”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Sun Tzu, The Art Of Terrorism
@@stuun-two-re3571 Sunsama Tzu Laden
@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words
@@lcgdabmaster6797 Sun Tzu, Art of BOOM
@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words too
Techboblade: “I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water”
Fundy: *MAD CONFUSED NOISES*
Be Honest who else is a FAN 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
“ɪ’ᴍ sᴜʙʙɪɴ𝙶 ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏⓄɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙ𝘴 ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ”👀😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
tigo .__. Stop it bot
tigo .__. I’m not a fan
I’m a lamp
“I have a small attention span” also farmed potatoes for like 11 hours straight recently
But he was watching anime while farming so all is fair
@@tufflamb he was?
@@realbignoob1886 yes
@@tufflamb I thought he had a lot of patience
@@realbignoob1886 thats like the last thing he would have. he has adhd
*goverment members talk about litterally anything*
Technoblade: 'State secrets wooo'
“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”
What stream is that in?
@@anai.7889 The Festival
@@tomsektul31 i just got to that part lol sorry
And to think that techno stated that he's not the roleplaying type of guy and he just put out such an iconic speech lmao
It stays in the pit
He’s started another SMP series to distract squid kid while he farms 1billion potatoes
Potato war 4? The grand finale
@@TopHatsGuy and then grand finale rematch
@@CreamyCow there is not actual grand finale.... it goes on forever
I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource
I really hope Techno is NOT doing a potato war part 4 for his mental sake and tbh I really want a variety in content
Techno: [ goes through the entire history of the server in three seconds ]
People who haven’t watched the streams: 𝙤𝙝 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮
also Tommy and others have made multiple videos every 4 or so days
Lol
Oh okay
I’ve don’t have twitch and so I get everything from animations-
where can i watch the streams?
I TOLD YOU TECHNO NEVER DIES TRY YOUR HARDEST FUNDY BUT YOU NEED TO TRAIN ANOTHER 500 YEARS
"When drowning, drink a glass of water."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
XD
It must be in a glass
It’s kinda funny that techno literally assassinated the president of the enemy country and his own team is “mad” at him
All because of one friendly fire casualty
Ikr he killed a powerful enemy leader and another member of the enemy side but just because he killed tubbo Tommy’s mad at him
It makes no sense Techno is right they used him all he needed was one person he could trust and it would’ve worked out in his favor
I hate to be that guy, but Techno was intending on just killing Tubbo, because of peer pressure. He killed Schlatt and Quackity completely by accident, then decided "screw it" and blew up the whole crowd in the meantime. So technically, although Techno did kill the enemy, he wasn't even trying to. His intended target was an ally. Also it was really just Tommy who got mad because Tubbo is like a brother to him. He got over it pretty fast too.
Its roleplay. Also I think Wilbur writes the scripts.
Gotta love how Techno only needs a second to realize the power his rocket launcher has to immediately go mad with bloodlust
Blood for the Blood God
@@lemondrops3126 yes
Techno: hold on I left the stove on at home.
Fundy: NOOOOOOO
Nice
POG
POG
POGCHAMP ITS SADIST
POG
hi
"if you want to know the enemy. . .
ask for state secrets"
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why hasn't this blown up yet
"be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness"
lol
Everyone: "OMG Tubbo died nooo ;-;"
Techno: "Lmao look at that killstreak"
POSITIVE KD!!
I imagine Technoblades killstreak is much longer than one man could realistically count... never dying and all.
LAUGH MY ASS OUT LMAO LOL
8 player killstreak
Some *p h a t* killstreak right there
no one:
techno while drowning:im kinda thirsty im gonna drink a glass of water
Techno: actually uploads
His fans: I’ve seen this on so many channels a couple weeks ago but I’ll still watch it.
😂😂 tru
I saw this first in Techno’s stream.
@@impossible9690 But here it has been edited by an english major
Yes
Most relatable comment lmfao
I Like how techno when he’s explain that he can only fly in the rain, it sounds like a crappy superpower
If he had these powers irl they would be useless because he lives in California
@@casuals.3.19 yep
Sorta like catch the rainbow from steel ball run
Cody Jake yea I would hate to have that power cause rain is my least favorite weather and I live in an area where it seems every time it rains, it's either really cold out or it's summer.
@@Apollowram yeah thats why i was thinkin of
Techno: uploads the festival
Everyone: hey I've seen this one!
Techno: what do you mean you've seen it its brand new
lmao
Wdym? This is litteraly brand new :v
@@theuniversedeer5096 I watched it way earlier on fundy's channel
@@theuniversedeer5096 it's also on Tommy's channel
Technically there’s the vods that you can watch
I love how he added humour into serious law, yall are just a big minecraft friendgroup
“Techno it’s been 15 years your subscribers need you techno” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Never has a truer statement ever been uttered...
i smell like wet metal
OH MY GOD SO INSPIRING 😮😮😮😮
*27
Tommy: TECHNO YOU--
Techno: P I T.
Anything Tommy says should just be responded with, "PIT"
Yes
@@qaurito8081 I think you mean *it stays in the pit*
Techno: *kills Tubbo*
Tommy: What's wrong with you?
Techno: A lot of things really. I have a bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't really deal with social conversations well, might have just commited tax fraud recently..
oh and the murders
Was gonna like this but it at 69 likes
@@simonuser u the real one
That’s a mood
It’s at 699 do I do it
Oh nvm others did it
R.I.P Technoblade 1999-2022 You will be missed and will never be forgotten in our hearts
o7
Techno: "THERE WAS 20 PEOPLE WHO WOULD'VE JUMPED ME"
Also Techno: *Kills most of them by Crossbow fireworks*
Correction, kills all of them
@@ARandomGuy7889
Except Fundy. Fundy got away.
L for Technoblade. He missed Fundy.
Correction, all of them
Me thinks it was a bit more than half
What this video has shown me:
- People can drink water while drowning
- Peer pressure can kill
- fireworks + crossbow = most OP weapon
- violence is the universal language
Yes
The firework + crossbow shock me ngl
Fireworks + Crossbow is good against crowds because of the AOE damage.
i didn't even know you could do that
@@ratman-f1b its a mod
jschlatt: “democracy on three. one, two, three!!”
everyone else: “democracy!!!”
techno: “ooooolalalahdjdbdyeahhhh”
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
I miss you... but now im not crying that much anymore :).
Have good time in heven techno
Techno: Kills everyone with colorful rockets, including the president
Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Tommy is blind
He also killed tubbo, if he were just going to kill everyone anyways then why kill tubbo? Tommy’s not being dumb
He only cared that Tubbo was shot. Tubbo is his best friend and the only one he knows isn't on anyone else's side.
Attacks techno blindly for making the right choice
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
"any critical, national weaknesses you wanna talk about, for fun!" - Technoblade the undercover spy
"uhhhhhhh, what?" - dictator jschlatt
"woohoo state secrets"
this was my favorite part.
I read this just as it happened.
-democratically elected schlatt
Techno...
Play dumb
“Take him out”
“...To dinner?”
But not that dumb
Romantic music
lol
This had 999 likes and now i will be the 1000 like
I see the reference
@@b-roajohnfredg.4991 HISHE ends
13:49 I love the genuine laugh after he sees how many people he killed I miss techno 😢
jschlatt: "can we get a democracy on 3!"
Techno in the most monotone voice:
"woooooo, raahhhh."
that one guy: coughs: dictator
heh lol
It’s the same thing as saying Democracy! Lol
Techno believes in anarchy he couldnt say it, it would weaken him
Technoblade:*post a video about festival*
His fans:Wait I've seen that one before.
Technoblade:What do you mean, it's brand new.
And we will still watch it 20 times
@@knarli8408TRUEEEE
His fans: We've re-watched your streams 1,000 times in waiting for your next upload.
it's just because it's technoblade, his videos has nicotine in it
Techno: There was like... 20 people watching- ready to jump me at any second.
Also Technoblade: *Casually murders the same 20 people in 3 seconds*
he killed the 8 who were not armed or prepared. the 20 would see him refuse to kill tubbo and wear their armor and instantly start destroying techno.
@@octosaurinvasion bro take a joke he's just exaggerated what techno did to some poor people
@@unor1ginalname op stuff ey
all of you guys forgot the fact Techno didn't know how powerful was that rocket-crossbow.
@@Drguhasluvd I mean, maybe he did, which is why he attempted to test it out, and boi, *it worked*
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
R.I.P technoblade/Alex 1999-2022
Bro I wished he didn’t die this man’s content was so good
rest in peace Technoblade it wasn’t your time 😢
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
2022? god damn
@@mehemmetdorakbro r u srsly just gonna comment this under every single comment that said this
"If a furry tries to drown you with your respiration 3 helmet. Drink water to assert dominance"
*-Sun Tzu*
*The Art Of War*
yes chain
yes
@@tashame100 no
The Art of Water
@@azureaqua_1177 no
Tommy: "YOU KILLED TUBBO!"
Me: "To be fair, he killed the president and every citizen of Manberg as well."
Im so sorry for techno bruh, his comment section is full of kids and heres one of them
@@4nt3.86 are you okay
@@4nt3.86 ?
@@4nt3.86 And your one of them?
yoooo let me get in on some of this pinging
Technoblade: *conducts a terrorist attack on all of Tommy's enemies*
Tommy: "Why'd you kill Tubbo?"
Big facts, like what’s up with this man
@@ericschreck8979 Its true friendship.
@@jayde8797 that's cute lmo
@@ajq1635 Teehee :)
@@jayde8797 Techo's greatest challenge was not Dream. He over came that challenge. Now.. He must over come the challenge of anime's ULTIMATE POWER: Friendship.
technoblades voice always will resound in my brain even though he passed away. rest in peace techno
Technoblade: You can’t take blame for killing everyone at the festival if there’s no one alive to blame you
He got a point tho
True :v lol
logic 3000
He has a point tho 🤣
He got a good point tho
everyone: oh my god this is terrible techno just massacred the audience and our leaders
techno: i cant wait for that clout i just plugged myself in 20 different channels
"Hopelessly outnumbered"
_has a very powerful trident, has op fireworks, can't be drowned, is technoblade_
Still a lot of them had netherite gear, despite technos skill level and his items it still would be near impossible to kill all of those people. Good thing he took out most in the begging tho.
@@mathwtajhtks Pretty sure they fought. Dream techno and tommy won lol
"is technoblade" lmao he cant be outnumberd he is just technoblade and TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES
it was funny tho
the only one who could match him wasn't there.
technoblade:i will go even when im not invited
also him:why am i here?
"woo! Antly..
Any critical national weaknesses we wanna talk about? For fun?"
*Smooth as sandpaper*
AND HIS SWORD IS NAMED ORPHAN ABLITERATOR IM DEAD
When techno killed jschlatt while trying to kill tubbo -
*plot.exe has stopped working*
Plot armor wasn't strong enough
I was thinking that
While everyone else on the server is taking this plot seriously, creating a suspenseful plot and using their acting skills to their best, Techno is just jumping around wearing full netherite, waiting for his sellout timer to go off.
and he still gives us some of the best english major flavored lines-
sadly this is sh*t posting basically uploading trash content i cant believe techno did this ...
he doesn't even roleplay lmaooo just wants clout
@@OnurKRB huh??? I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
He's the SMP equivalent of Deadpool
This man left so many memorable qoutes, this man will never be forgotten and one of his iconic line "We win these" is always my favorite.
I love how everyone else is seriously roleplaying while Techno is just being himself
Yeah he'll just put the baby in the pocket imo🐖✋😬
Techno being techno
Bruh he should have had in the title, The red festival in the color red, to represent C O M M U N I S M
This server makes no sense lmao
"there were like 20 guys that jumped me"
techno, you just killed everyone in 3 shots with a *gun*
well, you got him there
It's not just a gun, it's a "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE"
People should know history of de Blade
He also killed 3 people in two shots
...Techno's a scary man
“The only universal language is violence, and we had that conversation”
Holy shit lmao
Timestamp?
@@strawberrycow6614 19:55 a few seconds after that time stamp
Violence? My favourite music genre.
My friends used all my iron my gold my wood and my stone to make 6 large chests of hoes what should I do to them? Should I stop being their friends?
@@goofyb1362 get insane loot in secret and demolish them
Man, I just seen this pop up on my suggested and my heart skipped a beat... sigh... Rip Techno. Thank you for everything you gave us and did for us. Love you.
Techno is like the guy that stumbled across a stage and just played along not knowing the script.
That’s an actual style! It’s called “thank god you’re here”, I practiced it in drama class for a while!
And then he twists the plot to make it a thousand times better.
That is honestly what me and a group of my friends do at lunchtimes
And then he makes it so much better
im like half certain thats exactly whats happening
"When you don't know who to kill, kill everyone."
-Sun tzu, art of war.
XD
Sun tzu was wise man
Technoblade:
*gets put in death trap*
Also technoblade:
"You are all my hostages now"
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
@@salvadororellana571 go to techno's page, go to playlist, and pick the Dream SMP playlist. Start at the bottom. That is the "summaries" or just important compilation of technos stream.
i cant believe this was the very video that introduced me to the Dream SMP. I was always watching his streams, I loved (and still love) all of his content and videos. Even when I lost interest in the Dream SMP, I still checked into his channel.
MAN I'm thankful for him.
techno: *casually kills everyone in the nation*
tubbo: "versus an entire 'nation of people who are much more powerful than you'"