Technoblade is a strange man

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  • @shelbyteague7928
    @shelbyteague7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4576

    Tommy: “teach me directions so I can be more like you”
    Techno: **uses the word “east”**
    Tommy: “oh no, you’re doing that thing”

    • @yes-vs6ux
      @yes-vs6ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      mr.EAST

    • @greetzer
      @greetzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik you guys dont like the self promoting thing but idk how else to grow my channel. ive made a video, and i just wanna know if its good or nah? th-cam.com/video/saJq0O91FjY/w-d-xo.html

    • @shadowx2750
      @shadowx2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@greetzer a possible way of growing your channel - uploading decent content constantly till people start noticing

    • @greetzer
      @greetzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadowx2750 thank you for the advice, its just that knowing the youtube algorithm, im trying to find other ways:/

    • @shadowx2750
      @shadowx2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greetzer keep on the grind

  • @AreHorsesReal
    @AreHorsesReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5779

    "I recognize those trees I'll be there."
    *The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft*

    • @0_0-b6l
      @0_0-b6l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @ELZZZ_2ND GAMEZ sure! I will send hate to this 'legend'!

    • @trashboat-jj9x
      @trashboat-jj9x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes, because 2b2t has an anti tree club

    • @Elias_Harrison
      @Elias_Harrison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gamingbeast5267 i dont think that will be the one they will send hate to..

    • @LKMelting
      @LKMelting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when I read this techno said it

    • @AreHorsesReal
      @AreHorsesReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juliendominik9714 nobody really cares at all.

  • @gaminggeckos4388
    @gaminggeckos4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7197

    Technoblade: Tries to explain the cardinal directions of a map as simply as possible
    Tommy: I HATE your funny words, magic man

    • @speedyboi349
      @speedyboi349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      People leave it on 69
      If you want to

    • @LzzyDaBzzy
      @LzzyDaBzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Tommy: okay old man, keep your secrets

    • @CrungusCrungo
      @CrungusCrungo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @Ceciliaqq
      @Ceciliaqq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      clone high meme

    • @marz6580
      @marz6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least someone else knows what cardinal directions are

  • @InsideAssassin2
    @InsideAssassin2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    I’m genuinely gonna miss moments like this between these two

    • @ALherself-
      @ALherself- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Im gonna miss all the moments with Techno

    • @PrimrosePear
      @PrimrosePear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same :(

    • @joannepuno8203
      @joannepuno8203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ALherself- same 😭

    • @myth255
      @myth255 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m gonna miss skeppy and techno duo a lot

    • @glitched7665
      @glitched7665 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @seven_stop
    @seven_stop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7376

    "Do you take constructive criticism, Tommy?"
    "Yes, but not very well."
    Me too.

    • @colynbjorkmanselhag3927
      @colynbjorkmanselhag3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      hi, I just wanted to say that my pf pic for school is the same as yours:D

    • @Jyudee
      @Jyudee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s me.

    • @julietf3360
      @julietf3360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      M o o d

    • @TotallyAllois
      @TotallyAllois 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pretty much

    • @RedColdermort
      @RedColdermort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean me to not me too

  • @yzabellecm6441
    @yzabellecm6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2792

    Every normal person: Torture
    Technoblade: Advance Interrogation Technique.

    • @sylvie6898
      @sylvie6898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *AIT*

    • @cinnaris
      @cinnaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also talk big words 🌚

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the power of being an english major is powerful before he dropped out to stab people

    • @tree5
      @tree5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact: everyone is weird except for techno

    • @b1marr0w82
      @b1marr0w82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A subtle reference to the enhanced interrogation techniques of the cia (literal torture)

  • @jpupper428
    @jpupper428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4949

    Techno is just so good at applying "the useless crap we learn at school but never actually need" to be good at videogames.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Indeed

    • @thepraetor7434
      @thepraetor7434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Like the pythagorean theorem in Dream vs Technoblade.

    • @adriennequimby3983
      @adriennequimby3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      y=mx+b in the smp

    • @stephaniestein1941
      @stephaniestein1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      so basically all of elementary?

    • @Storm-wo5hl
      @Storm-wo5hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *go to school, pay actual attention, memorize everything, become a myct, be a great fighter, k!ll orphans and use the stuff you actually learned to become techno*

  • @deadlyplumjellyproductions
    @deadlyplumjellyproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3416

    since he passed, ive been binge watching any video i can find of him, RIP LEGEND

    • @marietteknapp6618
      @marietteknapp6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @sandalsare
      @sandalsare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I’m dying on the inside. I just found out he had died and- and- I just can’t. I can’t.

    • @vitleo2239
      @vitleo2239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good luck soldier

    • @kitcat653
      @kitcat653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      literally me too i just can’t let go

    • @KittyCat-vo6yr
      @KittyCat-vo6yr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sandalsare same

  • @hasdyop6645
    @hasdyop6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Somebody: Is drowing 500 feet below the sea that has never been explored
    Technoblade: Don't worry I recognize those trees

    • @chillybrains5710
      @chillybrains5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This got me wheezing XD

    • @nienel
      @nienel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trees in water???

    • @hasdyop6645
      @hasdyop6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nienel It is a joke.

    • @nienel
      @nienel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hasdyop6645 doesn't seem like one

    • @nienel
      @nienel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hasdyop6645 more like you got what tehno said in the video and decided to change forest to water

  • @mitchisthebox
    @mitchisthebox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3945

    idk about you guys but at 14:16 when technoblade screams "TOMMY" sounds like it could be useful for an animatic.

    • @vn1960
      @vn1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      yes yes good thinking

    • @diljotthunder4348
      @diljotthunder4348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It would’ve been if Tommy was on the same side of techno that switch made no sense

    • @risk6861
      @risk6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Cannon divergence is a fun thing

    • @high_ps
      @high_ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank you so much for this information, have a nice day/afternoon/night :D

    • @penpen2340
      @penpen2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I’m slightly disappointed that it hasn’t been used in any of the animatics I’ve seen lmao that was a scream of genuine terror which is rare to hear from techno

  • @thebosstweeds2551
    @thebosstweeds2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6374

    tommy: my parents are pissed
    techno: did you try buying their house

  • @mr_archaeopteryx
    @mr_archaeopteryx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    A year ago if I asked myself, “Do you think a TommyInnit video could make you cry.” I would have called myself an idiot. Now I can confidently tell myself I can.
    RIP Techno, we’ll miss you

    • @beans4126
      @beans4126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah I'm sure you did

    • @shelbyjackson1238
      @shelbyjackson1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      please stop people are still trying to recover from it even if it was half a month ago some people might never get over it :(

    • @joannepuno8203
      @joannepuno8203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We miss u Technoblade❤

    • @goldenskeleton7816
      @goldenskeleton7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shelbyjackson1238 well we can’t forget him

    • @ellisplayz93real
      @ellisplayz93real 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      L like farmer

  • @pflh2391
    @pflh2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9121

    Techno is:
    -a war veteran
    -can hear trees talking
    Yep, definitely not PTSD at all

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LMAO im the 100 like

    • @mexicanintellectual2811
      @mexicanintellectual2811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Demian nobody cares

    • @ManiacMemes
      @ManiacMemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      th-cam.com/video/fvNV_2D1Az4/w-d-xo.html
      lol

    • @silverslidos4141
      @silverslidos4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ManiacMemes im glad I clicked

    • @saraloney9171
      @saraloney9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Wow these replies are boring

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    9:22 I like how nobody reacted to Wilbur screaming.

    • @miababel1083
      @miababel1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      They are used to it lol

    • @j3nnyb3anz40
      @j3nnyb3anz40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Tommy just raked a hand through his hair

    • @houwlingwoolf
      @houwlingwoolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yea it happens

    • @forstaken2254
      @forstaken2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They watch Minecraft Manhunt, that's why

    • @meowqweep9202
      @meowqweep9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      someone like

  • @cairoraiser9338
    @cairoraiser9338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    “Do you take constructive criticism?”
    “Yes but not well.”

    • @laurenharmon8640
      @laurenharmon8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      this is me to my band teacher fjdjwkskkdksksksksoso

    • @audrey7571
      @audrey7571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Time stamp?

    • @Mrderp-ls7dc
      @Mrderp-ls7dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@audrey7571 16:39

    • @audrey7571
      @audrey7571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mrderp-ls7dc THANK YOU

    • @sniperultra3093
      @sniperultra3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read that as he said it

  • @bruh2.014
    @bruh2.014 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    Technos response to Tommy’s parents being pissed off -
    “Did u try buying their house”
    He always had the best one liners. Rest in peace. Technoblade never dies 🤍

  • @kamea2083
    @kamea2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3098

    "my carrot farm is in that direction...
    and _nothing_ _else_ ."
    that's suspicious... that's weird...

    • @hippy2.031
      @hippy2.031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      He has his ADVANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUE chamber over thetr

    • @doebuck
      @doebuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He’s sus vote him off

    • @eretthepangolin
      @eretthepangolin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Whitelockblackwell4499 wait, what happened?

    • @cynder6596
      @cynder6596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was probably his...
      Potato farm...
      His _real_ potato farm. Well duh he has a bigger potato farm. Lol

    • @chambz7871
      @chambz7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This didnt age well

  • @kuro5041
    @kuro5041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6958

    “THERES ONE BEHIND YOU TOMMY” is the most emotion I’ve ever heard come from technos voice

    • @NotQuiteColin
      @NotQuiteColin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Tomathy insideofit

    • @jes304
      @jes304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@NotQuiteColin why

    • @lovelydaytoday3998
      @lovelydaytoday3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@NotQuiteColin what

    • @NotQuiteColin
      @NotQuiteColin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fnf tricky madness

    • @lovelydaytoday3998
      @lovelydaytoday3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@NotQuiteColin are we even speaking the same language??? Wdym?

  • @Not_Prunez
    @Not_Prunez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2932

    “YOU CAN’T WIN A WAR WITHOUT FOOD”
    *wise words Techno*

    • @ach6791
      @ach6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "An army marches on its stomach " -Napoleon

    • @killxdlol
      @killxdlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @Not_Prunez
      @Not_Prunez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Prorammergod69 thanks for the link bro, time for me to vibe to the song again

    • @account_advanced
      @account_advanced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@killxdlol I memorized the link

    • @vixshire3672
      @vixshire3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Soviet’s * ah but that’s our secret we’re always starving

  • @dingle.leytner
    @dingle.leytner 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    anyone here to look back after tommys video with techno dad?

    • @bacondemon3120
      @bacondemon3120 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      omg yes

  • @HexDivinity
    @HexDivinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    Tommy: you actually recognize the trees
    Techno: yeah.
    Tommy: what the hell is wrong with you
    Techno: they have names, you know
    Why did this make my day

    • @aster5600
      @aster5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      he is the Lorax

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      poor trees, tommy needs to learn to respect them. he said that right within their earshot as well :(

    • @Ran_Exists
      @Ran_Exists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is the Lorax, he speaks for the trees

    • @shynmita6013
      @shynmita6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Back in my day, trees can even speak and shoot.

    • @mui3
      @mui3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vietnamese

  • @merrin6558
    @merrin6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4103

    Technoblade: (just chatting about how he's breeding horses in smart language)
    Tommy, confused asf: *yEs.*

  • @jackielastnamehere8859
    @jackielastnamehere8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6363

    Technoblade: “I have an anvil I could drop...”
    *FORSHADOW*

  • @therydorr
    @therydorr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4503

    "Technoblade is a strange man" - at first was a joke but now... we realise that he did all this just to make us laugh and enjoy.
    Rest In Peace Technoblade.

  • @Awolfx
    @Awolfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    12:50
    Tommy: ...
    Techno: ...
    Tommy: ...
    Techno: ...
    Tommy: What a rude question to ask.

    • @phinix_fire4676
      @phinix_fire4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bruh true

    • @nimble.thimble
      @nimble.thimble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I didn’t like the fact that there was only one reply so I made it two

    • @soobaein
      @soobaein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hi :)

    • @phinix_fire4676
      @phinix_fire4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@soobaein Hello

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forbidden silence

  • @birdman4544
    @birdman4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3500

    when tommy said “you can’t enhance boredom” i really felt adhd solidarity with techno when he said “i learned”

    • @illuminate8979
      @illuminate8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bro same

    • @beans1839
      @beans1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sammmee

    • @polarknight5376
      @polarknight5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      We are the people that invented tools in the stone age... because we were just that bored all the time

    • @Christopher-do9un
      @Christopher-do9un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yassss

    • @Christopher-do9un
      @Christopher-do9un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@polarknight5376 fair

  • @nickcasillas1618
    @nickcasillas1618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4313

    Techno is like that one borderline insane friend who latches onto you for some reason and simultaneous hates you, and will never let bad things happen to you.

  • @ca3lo6
    @ca3lo6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Pov: you're watching old techno content bc you already miss him...

  • @ghazihatk340
    @ghazihatk340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    Tommy: "The reason I failed the test is because of you"
    ALSO tommy: Doesn't known where north, south, east and west are

    • @kimgargro545
      @kimgargro545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      29

    • @capsser7005
      @capsser7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you dont known how to spell

    • @Sans-jb6hp
      @Sans-jb6hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should've kept the likes to 420

    • @Sans-jb6hp
      @Sans-jb6hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@capsser7005"you don't known how to spell" You don't even know how grammar works.

    • @jaydenjoonlee
      @jaydenjoonlee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I wanna be the grammar police I’m just gonna say you need punctuation.

  • @wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620
    @wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    Tommy doesn’t understand, the reason why Technoblade is “strange” to him is because of his outstanding power over the English language. The very reason he dropped out of school was because he started teaching the classes where nobody understood anything he said or did.
    Edit: That and his soap box almost got stolen

    • @damncat2793
      @damncat2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@anythinganeverythingclips stfu you're not

    • @wesieyisweird8546
      @wesieyisweird8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i need that god damn soap box

    • @JmobesTheYeeter
      @JmobesTheYeeter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      we are farmers bum bum bum bum bum bum

    • @ManiacMemes
      @ManiacMemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/fvNV_2D1Az4/w-d-xo.html
      lol

    • @trimt3434
      @trimt3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu

  • @dia_123
    @dia_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6790

    Techno is so intimidating and you expect him to say “sUp” or smthn and he has a wholesome halloooooo

    • @carminabermudo950
      @carminabermudo950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      This is literally one of the reasons why we love techno ❤

    • @sugarrushxd1466
      @sugarrushxd1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      1:39

    • @-will-1615
      @-will-1615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@sugarrushxd1466 shut

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@-will-1615 shut

    • @sugarrushxd1466
      @sugarrushxd1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@-will-1615 what

  • @starryagent9936
    @starryagent9936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    TB’s dry delivery is so on point it’s hilarious. He could’ve been a stand-up comedian if he had wanted to, had he lived. Thank you for revitalizing the MC YT community and for being a total legend. Your legacy will persist for the rest of time. Rest In Peace. 🐷👑

  • @tizzl9841
    @tizzl9841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8559

    Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.

  • @haneul.7952
    @haneul.7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5142

    "You can't win a war without FOOD"
    -Techno
    No , no , he's got a point.

    • @arwenprz7732
      @arwenprz7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jaebeom what are u doing here

    • @louissemarguerettenavales1253
      @louissemarguerettenavales1253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The WW2 didn't last after all because of problems like those

    • @hyun5115
      @hyun5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then when he realizes that he is food

    • @minnie7506
      @minnie7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hyun5115 uh oh

    • @randomstuff6088
      @randomstuff6088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watched that

  • @Enum_Dev
    @Enum_Dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    technoblade: east
    tommyinnit: He is speaking the language of gods

    • @Gwydkid2003
      @Gwydkid2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read technoblade's line as:
      Technoblade: Speaks

  • @christianramos435
    @christianramos435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    It’s hard to deal with the fact that he’s no longer with us. People don’t live forever but memories do and he will be there with us forever. Rest In Peace Technoblade ❤️

    • @Rufio2003
      @Rufio2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to technoblade?? Is he okay?

    • @tasyaathirah3049
      @tasyaathirah3049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Rufio2003 he passed away from cancer...

    • @Rufio2003
      @Rufio2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tasyaathirah3049 wait what when why haven't I seen this what?

    • @Rufio2003
      @Rufio2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tasyaathirah3049 I just looked into it and it's real wtf I'm actually going to cry

    • @Bullpoog
      @Bullpoog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the people with dementia dont remember all of their memories

  • @quilt-chan1263
    @quilt-chan1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    Techno:That’s advanced interrogation techniques
    Tommy:N-No you just described torture
    Techno:...Advanced interrogation techniques

    • @mattoxakira4568
      @mattoxakira4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How does this have no replies with 1k likes?

    • @lucascarlosflores7288
      @lucascarlosflores7288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dont know man above me

    • @bigboy-gw8me
      @bigboy-gw8me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      but thats torture

    • @bigboy-gw8me
      @bigboy-gw8me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Advanced. Interrogation. Techniques

    • @SPIDYisCool16
      @SPIDYisCool16 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...i (technoblade) said: ADVANCED. INTERROGATION. TECHNIQUES.

  • @adityagadepalli5998
    @adityagadepalli5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Tommy: Tell me more about directions
    Techno: *tells him about directions*
    Tommy: Oh no , you're doing tHaT tHiNg again

    • @StanbyMode
      @StanbyMode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tommy isnt the brightest lol

    • @bluecrewmate9483
      @bluecrewmate9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StanbyMode lmao so true

    • @broadcast8853
      @broadcast8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stanby Mode I disagree

    • @yes-vs6ux
      @yes-vs6ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@retries i agree

    • @goonbackpack4283
      @goonbackpack4283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/64W6XUb8LEs/w-d-xo.html Loki

  • @laneoglycerin
    @laneoglycerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "THERES ONE BEHIND YOU TOMMY" ive never heard so much emotion from technoblade

    • @M3ment0m0r1.
      @M3ment0m0r1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      14:16 :)

    • @speedyboi349
      @speedyboi349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The scream at the end was a goat

  • @Swifterino
    @Swifterino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    god i'm gonna miss techno this is one of my favorite videos with him in it, his channel or not

  • @harimathur8838
    @harimathur8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    Tommy: 'Teach me about directions'
    Also Tommy: Ohh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE DOING THAT THING...

    • @gsausse8_019
      @gsausse8_019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don't understand why tommy just can't comprehend the idea that left and right have to be relative to something to mean anything.

    • @jasonchui5591
      @jasonchui5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tommy:THERES TWO THERES TWO OF THE-
      Techno:THERES ONE BEHIND YOU TOMMY
      Tommy:AAAAAAAAHHH
      Techno:ahhh

    • @MegaMan-qo5px
      @MegaMan-qo5px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know this is going to sound rude... But Tommy acculy seems like a dick...

    • @gsausse8_019
      @gsausse8_019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MegaMan-qo5px No, he's just a child

    • @lianoxtic
      @lianoxtic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the moon is on the left, or in direction terms, west, and the sun is on the right, or in direction terms east. that easy

  • @kianahuertas1289
    @kianahuertas1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    9:21
    wilbur: loud demonic screams
    also wilbur: *oh it's fine*

    • @trashkid404
      @trashkid404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love your profile picture ✨✨

    • @codydavis156
      @codydavis156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu bot

  • @al_akazam
    @al_akazam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4158

    I like how technos voice goes high pitch when he’s defensive

    • @knoodles4062
      @knoodles4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      like a kid whengot caught stealing from the cookie jar xD

    • @ramlariju8662
      @ramlariju8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@knoodles4062 h

    • @knoodles4062
      @knoodles4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ramlariju8662 e

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would've called it indignant, but . . .yeah.

    • @zozifoot2929
      @zozifoot2929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He sound like Ranboo when he does that

  • @rajputjyoti907
    @rajputjyoti907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    'Technoblade never dies''
    he lives forever in our hearts and memories
    Rest in peace legend

  • @Bob-nw1me
    @Bob-nw1me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3700

    When your parents are angry that you are shouting in the house:
    Normal people: Apologise and learn from the mistake
    Techno: Have you tried buying the house?

    • @jxcbo
      @jxcbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Google vs Bing

    • @allieart4539
      @allieart4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dee4522 uhm

    • @frostkiller7451
      @frostkiller7451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jxcbo bing

    • @sech6262
      @sech6262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Archibald Shingleton what content

    • @meadeevans278
      @meadeevans278 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesse pinkman:

  • @thsxi
    @thsxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4947

    Tommy: *yells at parents*
    Parents: *pissed*
    Technoblade: Just buy their house and evict them

    • @1eoegt317
      @1eoegt317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1 subscriber before tomorrow? 😥Pls?

    • @ashlynro6200
      @ashlynro6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      1 sub before tomorrow? Bruh

    • @gifted_not6766
      @gifted_not6766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok

    • @kyle_mint9428
      @kyle_mint9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow

    • @goatcat2737
      @goatcat2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean, Tommy does makes more money than his parents doesn't he?

  • @lucien3089
    @lucien3089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    tommy: THERES TWO OF THEM
    techno: THERES ONE BEHIND U, TOMMYYYYYYY
    tommy: HUAHHHHHHH-
    *shot on iphone*
    (lmao 693 funny number)

    • @mizerixe
      @mizerixe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dun.. dunnananananana, dunanananana (the shot on iPhone background music)

    • @pearlyn8720
      @pearlyn8720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Brena Sveinsson teacher: you cant hear pictures.
      Us:

  • @raven5097
    @raven5097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    im happy theres so many videos with techno he will live forever through them.

  • @Endwidgeon
    @Endwidgeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7688

    That moment when you realize there's more techno content on other people's channels than his own

    • @MissPoplarLeaf
      @MissPoplarLeaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      Tommy: Techno do you watch anybody else's videos?
      Technoblade: Uhh... no, pretty much nobody.
      Tommy: Well, I don't watch yours.
      Techno: I don't upload, Tommy. That doesn't mean anything.
      Tommy: *dies*

    • @shannon6067
      @shannon6067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i’m not complaining tho😏😭

    • @emolungss
      @emolungss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      a what sup Mha Fans

    • @Ricco_The_Nerrd
      @Ricco_The_Nerrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@emolungss yo

    • @etrlctrl
      @etrlctrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao and dream

  • @BlayeArt
    @BlayeArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    Techno: "My carrot farm is in that direction..."
    Tommy: *suspicious look*
    Techno: "And nothing else."

    • @denamous9185
      @denamous9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *D R U G S*

    • @tcc7848
      @tcc7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Hol up*

    • @bryanxu9451
      @bryanxu9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tcc7848 yeah

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "no horse eugenics goin' on here"

    • @w0rmwood_uwu
      @w0rmwood_uwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what’s there besides his carrot farm

  • @colinmatz5273
    @colinmatz5273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Techno- “I don’t want to join dream smp maybe just a cameo. Also techno barley logs off and had spent countless hours on the server.

    • @sidekickarmadillo
      @sidekickarmadillo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Spends countless hours on the server killing cows and breeding horses

    • @marshalltoby6994
      @marshalltoby6994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sidekickarmadillo killing cows with a sword of war :)

    • @IDontKnow-qs9nx
      @IDontKnow-qs9nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is the guy who made an smp series as a decoy plan so he can plant potatoes in potato war 2

    • @JehaanPatell
      @JehaanPatell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gotta get those potatoes

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When A Machine is made into A GOLEM…
      If Thomas A. Sutor is elected as the Mail In Ballot for the Write In President of The United States, it would make the Transition to this latest RESET that is just one more “Minuet” in the De-Ja-Vu Oraborus Cursed lives we the people have all lived… I am not holding my breath on him being allowed as a REAL PERSON to become anything in a World Controlled by FREE MASON whom protect these Incubus and Succubus from the “Other Side” of FLAT EARTH in our Celestial Sphere whom have taken over our Side of FLAT EARTH in this [Hologrpahix] @QBALL /_\ Simulation SPECTRUM Virtual Realty Construct known as The GREAT Work, but I will tell You’ that when you sleep and dream, you are given but A Portion of the many, many, lives you’m have lived, and since we all have too sleep, and let our Avatar “bodies” rest in Stasis as Our Spirits, Our Symbiots, and Our Person need too reflect on what we have become: How do we Defeat The EDISON A.I. of Forced Slave Labor Technological Mechanization where {A Machine} +=+ can Manipulate OUR very Reality…
      Too be certain` many of you can do O.T.O. Demonic PizzaGATE Magic, but why participate in a System of Zionist Jesuit Kabbalah “Zohar” to rape, and murder children when you still Grow Old and Die, and then in death OUR Soul shuts down, and the Flesh, and Blood, and Bones becomes Ashes to Ashes, and Dust to Dust just as those of you whom have “Parasitic” SOLIDS, and not Symbiotic SOLIDS aka EYES that go Solid BLACK still die with Your Temporary Temporal “Mortal” Carnal Human Body in this Esoteric World??? The U.N. FLAGS could do so much good if them people were not all [nonhumans] Q’s from the other side of this world known as Doppelgangers, and since We know Weather Weapons were revealed by JFK in those Black and White TIME LINE Movies of the i-960’s UNITED NATIONS Mickey Mouse Club House that we can “not say” that anyone on TV is actually from this TIME LINE, then we must destroy Ratheon KBR HARRP and DARPA Trillion Watt Lazers - Sun Shields, and ICBM NASA Nuclear Hydrogen “Holocaust” Rockets of this U.N. World Military Empire from the Other Side of Our World saying (COVID19) is the way to CORPORATE Take Over of all We The Peoples U.N. Flags, Countries, and Mitigation….
      As I was sleeping too make sure I wake up by 4:00 A.M. to catch my flight back to ATL on the 18th of this October Month in 2020 C.E., I pondered that Line in the Radar Weather Maps and while most would say it is: the FIRE Lazer of Canada - California - Australia, I say it is Magic + Alchemy + Code = Sorcery, and it is creating and dismantling the “Prior Reality” of our World where Paper and Coins could be used in the IMF WTO Monetary System, as we are now all going to DIGITAL Money, and Digital Paper, so every “U.N. FLAG” will not just have FAKE NEWS, and FAKE RELIGIONS, and FAKE CORPORATIONS, but now, you will have a {100% Fake} Monetary System run by the [1984] book of the WTO of the IMF as the WHO takes away all “Humane” Rights for these EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of too many to count, and though I am enjoying my Time at South Beach Miami FLORIDA The Republic: the TV continues to Preach the Lies, and Deceptions, and wicked “Intentions” of saying: We the humans will do WAR IS MURDER to “one another” down here in Purgatory...
      Heretofore, since it is quite EVIDENT we live inside “a machine” known as Mother Heaven, and Father Earth that neither helps, nor hurts WE THE PEOPLE, and it has been shown that Kings and Queens can “Choose” to be good if they are actually PURE Blood Humans, and not Hybrids with the TEMPTATIONS to petty things like Power over others: what are we the Remaining Pure Blood Humans to do between now and 2094 C.E. to Resists The Raptures, Enchantments, Curses, Hexes, and Voo Doo being done to we all as A Mere A.I. “Machine” is making the NEWS - PROTOCOLS too Wear a Face Mask for this {NEWS} World Order Human Domination Plot??? I say: Continue to Practice Your Craft’ at our FLAT EARTH MAGICAL ACADEMIES offline Gaming Rooms, and I say: let us become the First Generation in 10,000 years too (Establish) A New Heaven, and A New Earth “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition…
      Johnny Exodice
      If you follow RICHIE FROM BOSTON he found a Few TH-cam Pages that talk about this LINE in the RADAR and LIDAR of our World Machine this Construct known as Purgatory, it is my observation that this LINE they show and see “is redoing” REALITY, and this is why no one STOPS doing what our EMPLOYEES whom are all Lying FREE MASON TV Talking POLITICAL Actors and Actresses with their “Havens” and their Covens of Witches - Warlocks - Wizards have used their Magician Skills to damn this World To Television PROJECT BLUE BEAM Skulduggery…
      The Sentinel…
      www.nasa.gov/content/national-space-council-users-advisory-group
      Once you know we are inside A CONSTRUCT called Purgatory, you can either do something with your new found “knowledge” too get down below into the D.U.M.B.S. in inner Earth on Both Sides of our Celestial Sphere FLAT WORLD Reality, and you also need to Monitor, and Establish COMMUNICATIONS with them {2 Continents} on this side of flat earth CODE NAME: Mars and Moon by Pence’s SPACE Council that we The Rag Tag Rebellion “Code Name” Atlantis in the Pacific Ocean, and Kulu in the Indian Ocean, and for any whom think BLACK LIVES MATTER: Why do all nations not just the USA Treat their DARK SKIN “Fellow Citizens” worse off like in Asian and Latino and Arabic Nations for no matter from INDIA to Pakistan, them with DARK SKIN, and Black Hair Only are considered “less then” their Light Skin 5G Eugenics Blue Eyes Brothers and Sisters in and of and for This Human Race…
      The Society of nonmason~
      [///|||\\\]
      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  • @crazygirl3198ify
    @crazygirl3198ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i’ll miss them making videos together, can’t imagine how sad tommy is, as well as technos other friends and his family. rest in peace technoblade, we’ll carry on your legacy forever ♥️

  • @peytonkocher
    @peytonkocher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Torture *exists
    Technoblade: I think the word you’re looking for is advanced interrogation

  • @vividfoxx4534
    @vividfoxx4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4610

    Tommy's parents sit up everyday just listening to their 16 year old excessively curse at adults.
    That, my friend, is good parenting.

    • @Soren-i1m
      @Soren-i1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Well tommy brings bread too

    • @jennylewis9211
      @jennylewis9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Soren-i1m lolll true

    • @mayor.krischeesebrain
      @mayor.krischeesebrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      In Britain we have Tommy who stream's and screams and in America we have me who doesn't stream but dose scream.

    • @Shadow-Draws
      @Shadow-Draws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      tommy made them millionares so yeah, they must be patient lol

    • @Soren-i1m
      @Soren-i1m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Shadow-Draws mhm and the good thing about tommy's parent is that they fully support tommy's job ever since he was a little kid

  • @bl00dsh3d
    @bl00dsh3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19991

    Fun fact: Technoblade was only 4 years old when Tommy was born.

    • @lumosmaxima2709
      @lumosmaxima2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

      And phil's probably in highschool

    • @kazdots3802
      @kazdots3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

      @@lumosmaxima2709 nope in middle school

    • @trolleyandteaethel2483
      @trolleyandteaethel2483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +979

      @@kazdots3802 it would have been college since they live in the uk and u start college at 16

    • @ell..p009
      @ell..p009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Omg lol

    • @knd01knd
      @knd01knd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@trolleyandteaethel2483 they mean for philza not tommy

  • @noup_san
    @noup_san 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    10:20 this laugh sounds so genuine Lmao is contagious

  • @jiggs4476
    @jiggs4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Tommy: yells at techno for talking about the moon
    Techno: *Laughs in orienteering”

    • @account_advanced
      @account_advanced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clearly tommy never did any form of scouts

  • @hallyp0p325
    @hallyp0p325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    Techno is such the disney princess TREES CAN TALK TO HIM that’s really POG not even going to lie there

    • @Grace-53
      @Grace-53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's the lorax

    • @shadowlight4605
      @shadowlight4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I can't sub to me
      so you should

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/tKmuk3U_gGs/w-d-xo.html dlsitfygr

    • @Luna-lq1jn
      @Luna-lq1jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's a GPS, Disney Princess, has a deep voice, PvP God, he never dies, he's smart, he's funny, he's a pig, he's perfect

    • @abirray2583
      @abirray2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pog*

  • @MateoAlfredo
    @MateoAlfredo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    Techno: **kills dream**
    Also Techno: You can’t win a WAR without FOOD

    • @christiandavidarangoaguirr5250
      @christiandavidarangoaguirr5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      2:35 is no one going to talk about how the wolf respawned when shot by a skeleton

    • @ChandraChandra-xr3gi
      @ChandraChandra-xr3gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No one:
      Tommy: you have a horse!?
      Also tommy: what are you doing with the horse
      Techno: I'm learning the art of the horse
      Also techno: sup
      Me:😂🤔

    • @charlie8949
      @charlie8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know why, but this made me think dream was the food

    • @CrungusCrungo
      @CrungusCrungo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has a point you can't starve in a war lol

    • @CrungusCrungo
      @CrungusCrungo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@afailure5128 it was yes

  • @ratsinthehalls1242
    @ratsinthehalls1242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Watching this for the emotional support 30th of June 2022 goodbye to a dear friend Technoblade never dies

  • @SB737
    @SB737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12349

    I was too far into the TH-cam video to click off when he insulted people for watching other people play video games

    • @spixy1983
      @spixy1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dint we all dude?

    • @craz5326
      @craz5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hey SB737!

    • @ultima0729
      @ultima0729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ur one of the 1st youtubers i watched

    • @haydenpeterson533
      @haydenpeterson533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, and congrats on 1 mil

    • @_puppyplayz_
      @_puppyplayz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Was just gonna comment that...

  • @appuwul.58
    @appuwul.58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    "did you try buying their house?"
    *The fact he probably has enough money to do that scares me-*

    • @taiga3641
      @taiga3641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      he makes like 5.8 million dollars a year its literally insane

    • @涛涛-u5h
      @涛涛-u5h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@taiga3641 ya

    • @wooolilsharty7835
      @wooolilsharty7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@taiga3641 hes 17 and richer then my 40-50 year old parents holy shit

    • @Stupidity_Exists
      @Stupidity_Exists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wooolilsharty7835 You don't even memorize the age of your parent ;--;

    • @wooolilsharty7835
      @wooolilsharty7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Stupidity_Exists you expect me to remember my parents age if they dont remember to call me by my pronouns and my name?

  • @morganerlandson8129
    @morganerlandson8129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m going back watching old techno videos and watching these make me relise how happy he made us he died a good person Rest In Piece Techno you will be missed but never forgotten

  • @kalorushpan9497
    @kalorushpan9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    9:26
    "what will you do if i do it?"
    "uuu i will clap..."
    "Ooh yea thats worth it"

    • @dorotea9815
      @dorotea9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      C0nsidering it's Techn0 in questi0n, yea, i agree w Tommy (:

    • @kiie8066
      @kiie8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes , worth it

    • @lin_ear
      @lin_ear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is VERY worth it.

    • @lily-gk2dr
      @lily-gk2dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what stream is this from i wanna rewatch it

    • @kalorushpan9497
      @kalorushpan9497 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lily-gk2dr id gladly say... if i remembered... sorry

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Tommy: *summons the human GPS*
    Tommy: *complains about the human GPS*

    • @flamingzucchini7843
      @flamingzucchini7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anythinganeverythingclips silence

    • @rinvan4101
      @rinvan4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha like an actual gps

  • @cadettester
    @cadettester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Bruh is no one gonna talk about the fact that his dog died and he didn’t notice but when his other dog died he says it’s the worst day ever lmao

  • @ThatActingSea
    @ThatActingSea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    At the time of this comment techno's final video has only been out for two hours. We will always miss you legend. Technoblade never dies!

    • @shelbyjackson1238
      @shelbyjackson1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      please stop people are still trying to recover from it even if it was half a month ago some people might never get over it :(

    • @killherqueen
      @killherqueen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@shelbyjackson1238it's been one year. are you finnaaalllyyy over it?

  • @Perseus730
    @Perseus730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "Tommy.....I dont upload so that means nothing."
    -TechnoBlade

  • @_spiderweb_5820
    @_spiderweb_5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Tommy: stuck in the ocean
    Techno: don’t worry I recognize that water

  • @randomopotato
    @randomopotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12657

    Lol this is really like a younger chaotic sibling hanging out with his dead inside older sibling

    • @Aaa-du1qp
      @Aaa-du1qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      As an eldest sibling, I relate massively.

    • @amelie7782
      @amelie7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      And wilburs the oldest techno is the second tubbo and tommy are twins 💀💀💀💀

    • @hanabi8324
      @hanabi8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Aaa-du1qp I second that

    • @amelie7782
      @amelie7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      egg boi I- thats how i see it honestly techno and wilbur have to suffer with tommy while tubbos the sweet innocent twin 💀

    • @robynsadlyisnttaken4692
      @robynsadlyisnttaken4692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@amelie7782
      i thought techno was the oldest, wilbur the second oldest and tommy the youngest and tubbo was that one friend who's so close friends with the family they consider him part of the family

  • @ZephyRPlaysStuff
    @ZephyRPlaysStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I know all of us are watching this video because of remembering the times when Technoblade was alive.. Rest in peace king :(.. Technoblade never dies in our hearts!!

  • @baitreview
    @baitreview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Technoblade is not weird, he's just built different.

    • @certifiednerd542
      @certifiednerd542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      o7

    • @par9362
      @par9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technoblade = LeBron James

    • @MrNinjaboy112
      @MrNinjaboy112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his a mad man thats why he is the number 1 potato and mc pvp pig god

  • @dellcomputer9181
    @dellcomputer9181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    tommy’s wolf: *dies*
    tommy: *goes on about his day without noticing*

    • @this_aster
      @this_aster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it wasn't named so that means no emotional attachment lol

    • @dellcomputer9181
      @dellcomputer9181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@this_aster ah, i get it now.

    • @tuckerholmes9379
      @tuckerholmes9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I cried when my horse Samuel died so I made him a grave and found another horse and named him Samuel II

    • @tabledevourer
      @tabledevourer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tuckerholmes9379 didnt asked

    • @salehdahlan820320
      @salehdahlan820320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tabledevourer don't be rude

  • @samwich_9912
    @samwich_9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6096

    Anybody: *stuck in the middle of the desert*
    Technoblade: "don't worry I recognize those *trees* "
    edit: *holy crap this got so many likes-*

    • @gxngxbdu
      @gxngxbdu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      2b2t flashbacks

    • @lowbudgetname2745
      @lowbudgetname2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Cactus*

    • @notnicknamed
      @notnicknamed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what tree would be in the desert

    • @mythiic1629
      @mythiic1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Don’t worry I recognize that sand

    • @karmasparadox
      @karmasparadox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Technoblade: oh, I recognize that grain of sand, I'll be there shortly

  • @Firefire0222
    @Firefire0222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:39 man's flew down from heaven and said "sup"

  • @lovelydaytoday3998
    @lovelydaytoday3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3480

    14:17 Techno's stress level when tommy is near the creepers and Philza is near the baby zombies be like: 📈📈📈

    • @axels_anims1060
      @axels_anims1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Thats the only time i saw emotion in tecno
      Edit:Lmao

    • @sohamkar7866
      @sohamkar7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stolen comment

    • @lovelydaytoday3998
      @lovelydaytoday3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@sohamkar7866 how?? I'm convinced that you people are either bots or just go around commenting "stolen comment" on things that have a couple likes. You know what, yours is a stolen comment, how unoriginal of you. And no this isn't a "stolen comment" it's just the first thing that came to mind cuz he has the same scream and panic both times.

    • @abiade9614
      @abiade9614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@lovelydaytoday3998 period. You tell em. I’m tired of people complaining about stolen comments when it’s not that deep and just spreads jokes or info. Smh.

    • @bedhead_.
      @bedhead_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stonks!

  • @iampromh5781
    @iampromh5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    technoblade: does anything mildy confusing
    tommy: confused
    technoblade fans: understandable, have a great day

  • @smayansahu1070
    @smayansahu1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    “So you need the human gps” - techno
    “I am mastering the way of the horse” -techno
    “I recognize those trees, see you soon” -techno
    “Did you try buying their (Tommy’s parents’ ) house?” -techno

    • @nathanreifan452
      @nathanreifan452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Art of war volume techno pig

    • @diamondnator
      @diamondnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Third one reminds me of 2b2t LMAOO

    • @die8208
      @die8208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Caligtag
      @Caligtag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *he sounds soulless*

    • @minecraftnoob7830
      @minecraftnoob7830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anythinganeverythingclips right

  • @gianrazon2639
    @gianrazon2639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    coming back to every video that techno made/was in after watching his final video forever, kinda hurts now
    it feels like a eulogy at this point :'(
    sadly in 0:08 you can't call the blade again tommy

  • @maryswircz9620
    @maryswircz9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I’ll be honest, watching them having fun feels much more entertaining then them having wars and government. Everyone being friends is a nice change to the extreme lore of modern dsmp

    • @judemartin6329
      @judemartin6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is also back when there was still a lot of activity on the server. Now it just seems like Tubbo, Ranboo, Sam, and Foolish, and Sam barely streams.

    • @bsoisosman3611
      @bsoisosman3611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, but now it has been peace for too long in my opinion.

  • @lieeeleeee
    @lieeeleeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I love that techno's "high pitch defensive tone" is like the tiniest bit higher than his normal tone

  • @amyd249
    @amyd249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    when there's more techno content in other people's youtube channels than in his own

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People should check out the past livestreams playlist tbh

    • @SA-bp5kw
      @SA-bp5kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nin2494 I never knew that.Smh

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SA-bp5kw Well you do now. 100s of hours of Technoblade content right at your fingertips.

  • @fauvevallen9005
    @fauvevallen9005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i love watching old vids of Techno it cheers me up :)

  • @kraned946
    @kraned946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    LOL IM DYING
    Akinator: Is your character an annoying teenager who can't sing at all?
    "Yes"
    Akinator: TommyInnit

    • @Snowkit1000
      @Snowkit1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfft

    • @alessandra1388
      @alessandra1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I DID THIS LIKE YESTERDAY AHAHAHAH

    • @goonbackpack4283
      @goonbackpack4283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/64W6XUb8LEs/w-d-xo.html The one below all

    • @alessandra1388
      @alessandra1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did tubbo and like at the last question it says: "is your character friends with a pig?" I said yes and FRIGKEN TUBBO CAME OUT HAHA

    • @arsonpearl1761
      @arsonpearl1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i did george and it was like
      "does you character have a high pitched scream" "yes" and then it guessed george

  • @jtkfell2613
    @jtkfell2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2503

    “Just evict your parents”
    *tell me how*
    _i need to know_

    • @Soren-i1m
      @Soren-i1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You need to bring bread then ur good

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Become a billionaire

    • @goldenrosepetals5026
      @goldenrosepetals5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wait until 18 to sue your parents of their already payed off house and money

    • @grapedailynumber1fan515
      @grapedailynumber1fan515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Buy their house

    • @sup_a
      @sup_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      just lava cast their house

  • @themumblingdumpling2838
    @themumblingdumpling2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    The funniest thing for me is how you can still see continuous notifications that "HBomb fell from a high place" long after they've disconnected with him

    • @kim-go8wy
      @kim-go8wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EXACTLY LMFAOOO

  • @drakon24forever
    @drakon24forever 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    1:32 ENGLISH MAJOR TECHNO

  • @mtmlx
    @mtmlx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    14:43 "Tommy I don't upload. That means nothing."
    *cries in technostan*

    • @madison-3325
      @madison-3325 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *cries in that aged badly*

  • @ChaiSomeChai
    @ChaiSomeChai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Tommy: Calling TechnoBlade a human GPS
    TechnoBlade: Litteraly just knows his directions

  • @raccoonwithahat93
    @raccoonwithahat93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Tommy's success lies in his outgoing personality I think. He had the courage to talk to his idols and found ways to stick with them. He was never leeched off anyone he built his own success.

    • @T4t713
      @T4t713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ong, stan tommy innit

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I agree, also he shaped his persona to be entertaining(when he "rages")

    • @gavinlarson4520
      @gavinlarson4520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love that he is famous, but I miss skyblock

    • @raccoonwithahat93
      @raccoonwithahat93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gavinlarson4520 true

  • @strike4cekitty490
    @strike4cekitty490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It took Tommy almost 11 seconds (10 seconds, 80 milliseconds) for him to realize Techno stole his armor 🤣

  • @cicoverse
    @cicoverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    whenever techno says “hallooo” i just get filled with joy for no reason whatsoever.

    • @ch111nyere
      @ch111nyere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      same, but for me, it's because his voice is so monotoned and when he says, "halloo" it goes a bit higher and it makes me go all happy. haha

  • @zoehuyang1881
    @zoehuyang1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    techno's "no" rlly got me. its so cuteeeee

    • @dario5179
      @dario5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weird

    • @AmberbubblesX
      @AmberbubblesX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok I agree but how old are you exactly

    • @dario5179
      @dario5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmberbubblesX wait me?

    • @AmberbubblesX
      @AmberbubblesX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dario5179 oh no sorry I was talking to zoe haha

    • @daydreamingabtu
      @daydreamingabtu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait when

  • @ClearlyASMR
    @ClearlyASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Its so funny to me when techno responds with one word in such a monotonous tone. Also his hallo is my favorite haha also, "you're heading to my carrot farm is in that direction... and nothing else..."

    • @abiade9614
      @abiade9614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meanwhile nearby orphanages be like: 🏘🧒🏼🏃🏼💨😥

  • @AGNisbad
    @AGNisbad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    rest in peace, technoblade

  • @gabrielishere9109
    @gabrielishere9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    When techno jumps to Tommy with his horse and says “sup.” Is hilarious

    • @itshisfault3782
      @itshisfault3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      200th like. I have blessed you

    • @gabrielishere9109
      @gabrielishere9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itshisfault3782 thank you 🙏

    • @evil2289
      @evil2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      more than 300 likes, i may now bless you even more.

    • @gabrielishere9109
      @gabrielishere9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evil2289 thank you KING

    • @MNKY464
      @MNKY464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr bro

  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "I've been mastering the art of the horse"
    -Technoblade 2020
    And then his horse got out of a ravine by itself. So he is not lying.

    • @bluexix
      @bluexix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He really bred some advanced horses

  • @pretzelbird965
    @pretzelbird965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    00:40
    Is everyone just gonna act like he didn't just wake up like a dragon in his 600th year slumber
    Thx for the 200 likes

    • @DayMe1n
      @DayMe1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow what the heck I did not notice that

    • @restlessnights3704
      @restlessnights3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :0

    • @DefaultName-lw9ql
      @DefaultName-lw9ql 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you wish to wake him, train for another 600 years

    • @kaiser_Haux
      @kaiser_Haux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is...
      DRAGONBORN!

    • @azthefreak526
      @azthefreak526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He always sounds dead inside because of sleep deprivance, it's a normal day dude!

  • @ABPlays12MCYT
    @ABPlays12MCYT ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:23 IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG!? 🤣

  • @chippednailpolishh
    @chippednailpolishh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6736

    technoblade’s humor is just too intelligent for us peons to understand

    • @charleslanohan9408
      @charleslanohan9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes

    • @zombieford
      @zombieford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      what is a peon

    • @BagilicousG
      @BagilicousG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@zombieford A peon is a low class citizen or dumber member of a society basically.

    • @elain.marged
      @elain.marged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BagilicousG GREEEEEN GIANT~

    • @cemarie1172
      @cemarie1172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It matches well with tommy’s obtuse persona