How to Survive a Knife Attack

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

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      @CEOofDontCareInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Capriboar
      @Capriboar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact: Eddie actually also works at Rooster Teeth, a company based in Austin Texas who work heavily in film, production, and video-games.
      You're a hop skip and a jump from a collab with a company that has made movies, has millions of subscribers on TH-cam, and shares the same comedic sense you do.

    • @colinobrien5684
      @colinobrien5684 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Modern rouge I have my own lock pick because of your video

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      @About90 7 ปีที่แล้ว

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      @therealanonymousraccoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    *Life Hack #823:* Don't EVER leave your house and stay on TH-cam all day, your chances of being robbed by a knife-weilding attacker are reduced by 99.7%.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      True fact.

    • @doomsday97us
      @doomsday97us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And now with the .3% you know how to handle it.

    • @Morhan_Jehnez
      @Morhan_Jehnez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read this in the strangest voice, and I can't quite process it.

    • @softlycrumblingcastle1820
      @softlycrumblingcastle1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't ever try or attempt such things shown here. You can get murdered.
      Devious as hell.

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I did two sessions of aikido when I was fifteen and my main memory of it is coming home afterwards and saying excitedly to my brother "Ok, attack me! Wait, not like _that_ "

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      haha-- I've heard that about aikido.

    • @anftrew3775
      @anftrew3775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because after two aikido classes you have mastered it well enough to mock it?

    • @jonnyr5049
      @jonnyr5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DaveDexterMusic yeh aikido is not the way to learn self defence

    • @Skersaroony
      @Skersaroony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Modern Rogue I like how you’re hating on aikido (rightfully but still) even though Krav Maga is widely known as a sucky way to defend yourself

    • @kegangardner8714
      @kegangardner8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Skersaroony Sucky way, that's why the Israelis use it in the military. Gotcha.

  • @lightningandcloud
    @lightningandcloud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    fucking love the dynamic of these two hosts like seriously is my new mythbusters these guys need more subs

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Help us spread the word!

    • @lightningandcloud
      @lightningandcloud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dont worry i link my friends

    • @FioEl54
      @FioEl54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pelvic thrust that link to your friends. It helps in any situation.

    • @turnttaco7661
      @turnttaco7661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lightningandcloud They're like mythbuster except they actually like each other

    • @lightningandcloud
      @lightningandcloud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn straight as a arrow

  • @Z3kon4s
    @Z3kon4s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "He's got a knive, he's got a knive!" She screams, as she repeatadly stabbs the attacker.

  • @DiamondCalibre
    @DiamondCalibre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "This isn't like yelling 'stranger danger' this is.." That is correct, Jason. You are the danger.

    • @marshallboice6871
      @marshallboice6871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Hello 911 someone just attacked me with a knife” “are you okay?” “I know Krav Maga””Don’t worry a body bag is on its way”

    • @thehuntersburrow7453
      @thehuntersburrow7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the way you think

    • @thehuntersburrow7453
      @thehuntersburrow7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the way you think

  • @Medquill
    @Medquill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Why're you stabbing yourself? Why're you stabbing yourself? Why're you stabbing yourself?" :P

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HA!

    • @lolo.s3199
      @lolo.s3199 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheStrangerous This made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

    • @joelacosta4980
      @joelacosta4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEEEEEE 😂😂😂

  • @Krebzonide
    @Krebzonide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Brian is just learning to stop all those annoying fans that jump him on the street.

    • @tomsjespers5230
      @tomsjespers5230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeahh, all those annoying fans with their molten styrofoam knifes...

    • @KyJoe01
      @KyJoe01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @SerratusAnterior
      @SerratusAnterior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh no my elaborate plan just got busted

  • @ferky123
    @ferky123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "She does it better," Jason has heard that a lot.

  • @kirkjohnson9353
    @kirkjohnson9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This appears to be an escalation of what my brother used to call "Quit punching yourself"

    • @vb4496
      @vb4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

  • @MatthewMichalsky
    @MatthewMichalsky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Jason is the fastest beard grower in the world

    • @organicdinosaur5259
      @organicdinosaur5259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing!

    • @StuartDinh
      @StuartDinh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      His beard is magical and full of cosmic power

    • @JacobBelanioProductions
      @JacobBelanioProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It might've been pre-filmed

    • @billxrl4154
      @billxrl4154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Michalsky holy shit. didnt notice

    • @shadowwolfess4504
      @shadowwolfess4504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jacob Belanio Productions SHHH don’t ruin the magic

  • @badent94
    @badent94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "He's got a knife he's got a knife" (in his ribs)

  • @theprogrammer32
    @theprogrammer32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    *insert vague "this situation never happens that way" quote from someone that doesn't know any self-defense at all and doesn't realize that learning this will at least help in one situation, unlike just making this comment which wouldn't help anyone in any sself-defense situation reply*

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I regret that I have but only one thumbs up to give this comment.

    • @madking1635
      @madking1635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't worry. I have another thumbs up to give.

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In this case it's not that bad. Control the weapon and get out of its way. There's a lot more, but this is a fairly generic knife defense. To make is more functional, train with an opponent pulling you, maybe hitting or covering your hair. Do athletic conditioning for balance to resist being jerked around, and plyo exercise for explosive power. Self defense works better and better the more fit you are.

    • @AlejandroCab98
      @AlejandroCab98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This technique might be okay or it might kill you. But as someone who trains kickboxing, judo, bjj and wrestling... krav maga kinda sucks
      Edit: even the guy in the video mentioned “bjj has step by step where you have to nail each step to get it right” and she basically says nahh we don’t do that and explained you gotta use your.. whatever that was

    • @mcalleycat5054
      @mcalleycat5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The beauty about other structured martial arts, and some have been around for centuries, is they (in my observation and opinion) better exploit the weakness in the human structure, and allow anyone of any height and weight (often) to learn the principles needed to apply the moves on any height and weight (often). I don't like how some krav maga practitioners kind of slander other martial arts, and say that a willingness to kill (in order to survive of course) is their strength. I'm pretty sure if other martial arts were carried out without a ref ending the interaction, basically all disciplined moves will kill (in order to survive of course). Krav maga is just an unruled system. Personally, it would be harder for me to communicate the moves to myself when thinking, "oh I gotta do the knife thing now" versus "roundhouse, block, duck, right hook, incoming left hook, shift right, jab, etc" or maybe some other terms. I also ask myself this question when I have to compare apples and oranges, "Will the best [insert apple] beat the best [insert orange]?" This practical thought experiment is subjective but worth thinking about, because for me I think the best MMA fighter would beat the best krav maga fighter. Some people would say that krav maga fighters would have all skills of all disciplines if they were the best (unrealistic because that would be a lot to know), but to them I'd say that he would then tie the MMA fighter because they both would be the best in my thought experiment. This would, for me, prove that krav maga can only be as good as MMA but no better. I hope this wasn't the vague thing you alluded to.

  • @luitmeinen1902
    @luitmeinen1902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    What is on Brian's shirt?? is that Brian stabbing another Brian in front of a moon with a third Brian also with sword watching from the background?

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      yes.

    • @luitmeinen1902
      @luitmeinen1902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Modern Rogue dude that is bad ass😂

    • @sigma6656
      @sigma6656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a riff off of the old "three wolf moon" shirt.

    • @Enderman0415
      @Enderman0415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy hell

    • @austinknox1493
      @austinknox1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can we buy that somewhere?!

  • @HelpFromAbove1
    @HelpFromAbove1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I have spent several years training in Krav Maga, no trainer I have every talked to would recommend fighting when you don't have too (Especially a knife fight). Always run if you can (exceptions apply, most notably if you are with your family). On the other hand, if you are forced to defend yourself, being trained in Krav gives you a better chance at survival than otherwise. If your attacker thinks they just attacked a pissed off psychopathic badger with vampire, you are doing the right thing. It is, however, worth noting that all of my instructors have told me that if I ever have to use the things I practice, I did something very wrong and very stupid, because I should be aware of my surroundings enough to avoid the fight in the first place. Also, to the guy who said Krav assumes many ideal situations... You should go to a [good] Krav class some time. The whole reason for sparing is to put you in situations that don't even approach a broad definition of "ideal".

    • @terrapinman
      @terrapinman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's also pretty hard to turn yourself around and body stab the attacker, you've gotta move three feet the attacker has to move three millimeters.

    • @joemeatballs3694
      @joemeatballs3694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IMO you're better off sacrificing your weak hand, using it to grab the blade and throwing your elbow on your other arm into the guys face.

    • @AlejandroCab98
      @AlejandroCab98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe Meatballs or do a judo shoulder throw... only if you absolutely know he’s gonna kill you. That hook grabbing thing is all good but the person with the knife has way more force and can rip the knife back against your throat much easier

    • @stevencowan37
      @stevencowan37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AlejandroCab98 They don't have more force due to the way leverage and mass is applied; part of that technique (that wasn't showcased very well) is pinning that arm to your chest after the initial pull-down, and then leaning forward to leverage his elbow with your upper body (and the weight that entails). One of the fundamentals that you should always learn when dealing with grappling is that whatever part of the body you want to control, you need to be able to exert more leverage and force than the muscles in/around that part of the body can feasibly move. Pitting your arm against their arm isn't going to work outside of just a quick pull, but pulling in against your body makes it difficult to push away with the angles involved, and leaning down is going to stretch the elbow. At that point, your grip shifts to some semblance of a wrist-lock, and the principles are the same: you use your whole arms to manipulate his wrist, and your body to manipulate his arm below the elbow, to get into what I like to call the "Why you stabbin' yourself?" maneuver.
      Ultimately, though, if you can pull off a judo hip toss, that is a good way to go if you're only dealing with one attacker, as just that fall is likely to mess up the attacker if they aren't trained to take a fall. But ultimately, when knives are involved, if you walk out with all your fingers attached and your vital organs not penetrated, you did alright.

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think most formalized distinctions past Striking and Grappling and proper balance and footwork can be tedious. I could be sparring, lol

  • @c.easium9012
    @c.easium9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Someone: pulls a knife on me
    Me: could I have twelve minutes and nine seconds

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Most men could not pull of wearing a t-shirt of themselves. Brushwood is not most men. He is literally just one men, and all the other men are technically most men. And he is not they.

  • @sheepfluffington7111
    @sheepfluffington7111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    A cool modern rouge episode could be changing instrument cases into gun cases

    • @AMGmy17
      @AMGmy17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sheep Fluffington that would be...
      Illegal

    • @expliteronboom3075
      @expliteronboom3075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree!!

    • @expliteronboom3075
      @expliteronboom3075 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn I that is a really good idea

    • @Zahlenteufel1
      @Zahlenteufel1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great idea!!! Maybe they should try out different ones to see what type is best or if you can do it and still have the instrument in so if somebody checks it looks like a normal case.

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have done this with an ovation guitar case and my Auto Ordnance Thompson SBR

  • @wiseoldblackman5257
    @wiseoldblackman5257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Modern rouge learns How to get out of a locked trunk

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hmmmmmm...

    • @antwanjones1362
      @antwanjones1362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      aren't there latches on the inside on most modern vehicles now?

    • @MemeDog211
      @MemeDog211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Antwan Jones it's a requirement yet you can remove it if you were to kidnap someone

    • @ggstudios8225
      @ggstudios8225 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shadow Man he did it on hacking the system

    • @VAC2
      @VAC2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You pull one of the many levers to open to the truck. They even glow in the dark now'

  • @kaguraschimizu4609
    @kaguraschimizu4609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Improvise, adopt, overcome . . .

    • @reptiliancock5391
      @reptiliancock5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      adapt*

    • @biojui1
      @biojui1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @reptiliancock5391
      @reptiliancock5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe it's a joke we are to stupid to understand? He's probably a Lizard.

    • @mikeychamp6453
      @mikeychamp6453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      does this mean im adopted?

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ReptilianCock my only guess would be a reference from the Jimmy Timmy power hour from forever ago in which Timmy causes an error by putting adaptable instead of adoptable. But eh that was ages ago

  • @ChefLiamT
    @ChefLiamT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't believe you guys only have 469K subs! You deserve a lot more. Really enjoy watching your shows and your a great team! Always a good laugh while learning.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesome! help spread the word?

    • @ChefLiamT
      @ChefLiamT 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Modern Rogue Of course! Keep up the good work 👌

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Self defence top 3 tips:
    1) run
    2) tell joke to diffuse situation
    3) arm windmills

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is the weirdest hold up ever" pmsl!

  • @SerratusAnterior
    @SerratusAnterior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hips out!
    Jason:(Majestic thrust)

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Darn it..... and NOW I have to rewatch Game of Thrones from Season 1................ thanks a lot GUYS!!!

    • @IceDragon978
      @IceDragon978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh nooooo... Anything but that..... Whatever will you do... I don't envy your position.......................
      Enjoy ;)

    • @oliversimpson4805
      @oliversimpson4805 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol thank god i just finished ep 7 today, my fucking luck

    • @obi501
      @obi501 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, thanks for the excuse

  • @23Joe91
    @23Joe91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Brian and Jason are just one step away from working with Rooster Teeth! That would be so funny xD

    • @johndough446
      @johndough446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe McGain they have worked with Geoff's wife when they did chainsaw carving. I could certainly see a collaboration in the future.

    • @23Joe91
      @23Joe91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John dough Oh yeah! I had totally forgotten. Thanks for the reminder kind sir :D

  • @IceDragon978
    @IceDragon978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I envy the people who get to teach Brian and Jason. They're such a fun pair.

  • @blzurd4792
    @blzurd4792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was fucking crying of laughter “you smell nice”

  • @nicholasricardo8443
    @nicholasricardo8443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think too many martial arts in general are far too dependent on your attacker not resisting whatsoever. In the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu episodes it wasn't as evident, because Jiu Jitsu is reliant on maintaining the mechanical advantage when it comes to leverage, balance, force etc.. Whereas in Krav Maga, the entire system seems dependent on your attacker not responding to your counterattack at all.

    • @heidibaltom8138
      @heidibaltom8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in this specific move i dont think the attacker has time and as soon as you move under the arm the knife is almost at his side and his arm is twisted so i dont think he can use the knife and might be too suprised to use the other hand. i dont actually know but thats what i got out of it.

    • @marcusarkane
      @marcusarkane 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@heidibaltom8138 Some how the defender who has a knife to their throat is faster than the attacker who is behind them and needs to make a 1 inch move to cut the defenders throat where the defender has to make a series of complicated gross moves.. Have you ever trained any martial art, any knife art, anything. Ever got into a real fight?
      This is the equivalent of playing a chess game against an opponent who isn't making any moves.

    • @Violaetor
      @Violaetor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marcusarkane exactly, if you are in threat of being stabbed/cut and you can't run away. You ARE getting stabbed, you are not winning that encounter. Here's what to expect in a knife fight th-cam.com/video/t69XMB-PINM/w-d-xo.html

  • @BigHossPlayz
    @BigHossPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did anyone else get an ad about "Stupid Knife Defense" and see Brian and Jason in the background? Because I sure did.

  • @Adshercott
    @Adshercott 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Is that shirt the coveted "Moon With Three Brians"?

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yuuuuuuup

    • @RainyBoyLV
      @RainyBoyLV 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Modern Rogue i want one

    • @austinsmith742
      @austinsmith742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Modern Rogue Jason needs to wear one of you and you need to wear one of Jason

  • @trevormeeks7406
    @trevormeeks7406 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was promised a 15 minute episode of you beating the crap out of each other, a square space ad and Star Trek music, there better be more Krav Maga videos in the future

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    But what if your enemy is evil Batman?
    Then your screwed

    • @mitchelll899
      @mitchelll899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darrian Weathington then the world is doomed from parallel universe Batman.

  • @DownloadedPixelz
    @DownloadedPixelz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve been watching Modern Rogue ever since it started and this episode is now one of my favorites because everyone was having so much fun

  • @MayorMaya
    @MayorMaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the attacker is never applying any sort of strength or resistance 🤷‍♀️

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is basic training after all

  • @MikaEleFant
    @MikaEleFant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:27 I feel like, because I've watched this part so many times now, that when I actually get mugged or held hostage with a knife held at my neck, my instant subconscious response will be to just thrust my pelvis out XD

  • @baileypate9460
    @baileypate9460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When you wear jeans to Karate class

    • @anftrew3775
      @anftrew3775 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As opposed to pyjamas at a krav maga class

    • @jonnyr5049
      @jonnyr5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anf Trew lol 😂

  • @mohammedaltyeb9738
    @mohammedaltyeb9738 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    never lets me down, this channel is what i need

  • @GuitarGuy057
    @GuitarGuy057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Realistically, you're gonna die around step 1.

  • @noose9035
    @noose9035 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Knife man comes from behind you and whispers into your ear "You smell nice" I lost it hahaha

  • @flowerpower2381
    @flowerpower2381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    what happens if the attacker fights back

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Woke up to find a new Modern Rogue video in my notification*
    Ooh. Let's see what awesome adventures Brushwood and Murphy get up to today.
    *Catches brief glimpse of thumbnail*
    I always knew Murphy would snap one day, I just didn't expect it to be today. Rest in peace Brian Brushwood, may a chorus of spikey haired angels sing you to your rest.

  • @obi501
    @obi501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I promise it wouldn't work with live resistance

  • @kmglasgo
    @kmglasgo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to work out at this gym!! I love them and they are absolutely amazing. Good choice going to them for this video.
    Whenever I explained to people what Krav was, I would just tell them "Hit hard. Hit fast. Hit first. Hit last." I feel that's a pretty good summary of the mentality.

  • @superninjaducky
    @superninjaducky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    would it be a bad idea to stab the knife into them and then start punching and kicking? That way the knife, as long as you keep it pinned, really can't be used against you.

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    FINALLY! I've been waiting for a Krav Maga video for ages (no offense to Brazilian Jujitsu).

  • @random7009877
    @random7009877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This channel is so awesome, always keep that knife at him!

  • @superdrummergaming
    @superdrummergaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had some krav for law enforcement training in college. Hand to hand combative classes and such. My biggest take away was a single sentence. "Do it until you break something, then keep doing it harder." I'm not a huge dude, so that got the point across. Never fight fair. Fight to win. I'm going home to my family at the end of the day no matter what. Even if that day has people trying to hurt or kill me. It's the same with lethal force. Stop the threat regardless of their injuries. I don't shoot for them to die. I shoot for me to live. I shoot to stop a threat no matter what. If they die, they die. I don't care(in the moment) as long as I live. Killing someone stays with you for life, even if it was to save yourself. You remember their face, their crimes, and their family. You can't take it back, but you're alive.

  • @kynaston1474
    @kynaston1474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I love it when my attacker does exactly what I want...

    • @dcard228
      @dcard228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I love it when the target stands there and doesn't shoot back.
      that's how dumb you sound.

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      dcard228 He's saying the demo isn't very realistic.

    • @dcard228
      @dcard228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      wolfmatic it's about practicing the concept, like target practice

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      dcard228 I understand. I do self defence not dissimilar to this. This doesn't appear to work if the attacker has a fast reaction. But still a demo should be different than practice. I would like to see a more realistic demo of this.

    • @user-uq4gr5nl5o
      @user-uq4gr5nl5o 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How is this any different from any other martial arts of self defense demostration? In any demostration they don't just say "hit me!". They demonstrate different techniques and moves for different specific situations. Wtf.

  • @darrellwillis4871
    @darrellwillis4871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If a wild Jason Murphy comes flying out of hiding with... "You smell nice" or "You have nice hair", I'm obligated for dinner and a movie. XD

  • @StuartDinh
    @StuartDinh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Majestic T-shirt Brian

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :-D Whenever I wear it, there's this great moment where people pause, squint, and then burst into a grin.

  • @b_uppy
    @b_uppy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this. The humor motivates me to keep watching.
    Great video.
    So glad I subbed.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +B uppy thanks, man

  • @DemonaruMusic
    @DemonaruMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my god that's the Eddie from Rooster Teeth....that's awesome.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah! Eddie is the best!

    • @DemonaruMusic
      @DemonaruMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, since he works with Rooster Teeth, we at least know he's used to dealing with silliness like you guys deal out. hahaha

  • @platyclysm4633
    @platyclysm4633 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally, the first of hopefully several Krav episodes!

  • @jamescole2725
    @jamescole2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol imagine the hostage taker being competent or stronger faster oh wait they most likely are.

  • @afterhours39
    @afterhours39 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys have entirely TOO much fun in your videos. It's great!!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      So glad you dig them. Love making these.

  • @OnwardToMail
    @OnwardToMail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wow Jason's beard grows fast.

  • @sarcasticwhale
    @sarcasticwhale 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been loving hearing all of baskaaT's music in your videos, it suits them very well!

  • @BlazeRKGK
    @BlazeRKGK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I did this but the attacker dropped the knife and decked me in the face with his other hand.
    Fun.

  • @brumm0m3ntum94
    @brumm0m3ntum94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:19
    “Call an ambulance!
    But not for me!”

  • @SkylordElberich
    @SkylordElberich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    They finally did it. Krav Maga. Excuse me, I mean *_KRAV MAGA!!!_*

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :-D

    • @expliteronboom3075
      @expliteronboom3075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Krav make america great again lol

    • @smievil
      @smievil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Krav" in Swedish means "demand" or something

  • @Fluffisnoterm
    @Fluffisnoterm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These episodes give me life.

  • @account3935
    @account3935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    99% of my self defense technique is from youtube.

  • @superyoshi7777
    @superyoshi7777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now we need the 6 hour version with Livin' in America.

  • @bobabobaa8613
    @bobabobaa8613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Modern Rogue learning Parkour or Free rund? !

  • @omnifay469
    @omnifay469 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The knife part when you all were laughing reminds me of Blazing Saddles where it went something like, "Tuck in your butt, stick out toosh, etc." (the gay dance routine). Funny.

  • @StuartDinh
    @StuartDinh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    KRAV MAGA!!!

    • @thibaut5411
      @thibaut5411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stuart Dinh kräv mägä!!!

    • @damonki9508
      @damonki9508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K R A V M A G A

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K R A V   M A G A

    • @oliversimpson4805
      @oliversimpson4805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K  R  A   V     M  A   G  A

    • @jeffreyparker4033
      @jeffreyparker4033 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KaliJKD

  • @evahxh
    @evahxh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got a headspace ad for this video... lol

  • @RobertMarks618
    @RobertMarks618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hey it's Eddie from Rooster Teeth

  • @JacobBelanioProductions
    @JacobBelanioProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do you have to scream to add an element of surprise?"
    Brian Brushwood 2K17

  • @jaceevans2821
    @jaceevans2821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    funny one, HAHA couldn't stop laughing

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jace Evans 🔪👹 gimmie all your dungeon and dragons

    • @jaceevans2821
      @jaceevans2821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darrian Weathington Latch, pull down, step, STAB STAB STAB PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH KICK

  • @FusionDeveloper
    @FusionDeveloper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "get your hips out" hahaha, well you may kill the attacker with laughter.

  • @peter4999
    @peter4999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn Eddie works at rooster teeth.

  • @mattinghas4124
    @mattinghas4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:46
    "You smell nice"
    Brian: 'oh, ah goly!'
    Mean while if I had been in his shoes
    You smell nice
    "NANI THE FUCK?!"

  • @gtb_greedy7208
    @gtb_greedy7208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If some one holds you hostage with a knife or try’s to rob you just do as they say and give them what they want real life isn’t like the movies

    • @hansy8406
      @hansy8406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That doesn't mean they'll keep you alive.

    • @gtb_greedy7208
      @gtb_greedy7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      han sy if there guna kill you when you comply they’ll 100% kill you if you fight back

    • @hansy8406
      @hansy8406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gtb_greedy7208 Well there's a chance you'll die no matter what decision you make. So I guess you're somewhat right. But it doesn't mean it's a guaranteed death.

    • @gtb_greedy7208
      @gtb_greedy7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      han sy no matter what a TH-cam video/ a fake martial arts tells you, you cannot defends yours against a knife without getting stabbed

    • @hansy8406
      @hansy8406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gtb_greedy7208 GTB_Greedy Ehh, fair point. But would you prefer a potentially repairable wound over death? Now that I think about it. Either way, fight or not, it's going to be either a near-lethal wound, or death. So that kind of puts everything up to chance.

  • @739redrose
    @739redrose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cutest reaction at 5:20 by Erica

  • @ryancoates9223
    @ryancoates9223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I could be wrong, but i think that Eddie the trainer also works at Rooster Teeth. If not, he just looks really familiar.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yep! He totally does, and he's awesome.

    • @ryancoates9223
      @ryancoates9223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow that was a fast reply. Thanks! Keep up the amazing work! Big fan.

    • @chuckn1537
      @chuckn1537 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Coates i

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Stop kicking my groin"
    "NO GROIN NO KRAV MAGA"

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idk about anyone else, but _I_ wouldn't mess with those ladies.. they look tough!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yuuuuup

    • @darkwraithknyack126
      @darkwraithknyack126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would. If i were an attacker. False sense of security prevents opponents from running away, and if i were the attacker i wouldnt be holding the knife like that and wouldnt have a two foot gap between either. 2:33 . Dont use this nonesense, itll get you KILLED. Thats why it is offensive. People will believe this video and then get stabed to death trying to apply these nonsensicle 'techniques'.
      Alot of modern martial arts is based in theory and they sell that theory without testing it. Either to profit or to justify false confidence.
      If you see a knife run and give them what they want or get a knife yourself so you can cut them more than they cut you because you are going to die.

    • @SteamPumpGamer
      @SteamPumpGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkwraithknyack126 I assume youve been in a lot of knife fights then?

    • @darkwraithknyack126
      @darkwraithknyack126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SteamPumpGamer not for 10 months i havnt, you are late to the party phuckstick

  • @philsai8756
    @philsai8756 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the opening skit reminded me of that spongebob episode where patrick just breaks everything with a karate chop

  • @SleepingRaccoon
    @SleepingRaccoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There now is a direct link between Modern Rouge and Rooster Teeth. this is now a very awesome day!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ah, but there already was: th-cam.com/video/fumiLSAYKVA/w-d-xo.html

    • @SleepingRaccoon
      @SleepingRaccoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Modern Rogue I can’t believe I missed that episode! Thank you so much for sending that to me. This truly is an awesome day! XD

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    my favorite extended outtakes... finally happening

  • @christovandenberg4520
    @christovandenberg4520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What if he droped the knife

    • @Robstar100
      @Robstar100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's most likely reverse psychology, keep going until there is only a pile of red mush left and even then they could get back up, so burn it.

  • @xj770HUN
    @xj770HUN 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:25 I was thinking about the same. What little finger said! :D I love this kind of coincidence.

  • @rasmus9311
    @rasmus9311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    You don't.

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rasmus9311 they do

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your overestimating knives. In the grand scheme, big stick > knife in defense.

    • @castlevaniasonataofarealsh3222
      @castlevaniasonataofarealsh3222 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If someone sneaks behind you and stabs you, then you are screwed anyway. This is if you are taken from behind and being threatened.

  • @whippetgood1806
    @whippetgood1806 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope one day I have a best friend I love as much as these two love each other. The perfect bromance 🤣

  • @Craxler
    @Craxler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you actually want to learn how to defend against knife attacks watch Active Self Protection some of the knife attacks he breaks down. Ofcourse watching videos isnt all that you should do, all forms of martials arts WILL help you in some way, just knowing your own strenght and what it takes to disable a threat
    Just like 99% of attacks, they happend from an ambush, meaning with a knife, if you didnt pay attention before that first swing comes out, youre going to get stabbed.
    Real life knife attack are fast, brutal and nothing like knife fights in the movies. If you dont have the attitude, skills and plan, the best thing you can do is to get out of the dangerzone as quick as possible.
    If not remember the 5 D's, Deflect, Dominate, Distract, Disarm, Disable
    Btw, when doing the first technique you can expect to get cut in the throat to some extent unless he actually is hovering the knife several inches from your throat...

    • @kradrol
      @kradrol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you learn want to learn how to defend yourself against a knife, then get off youtube and go get training. you will never learn the skills from videos alone.

    • @guy-s
      @guy-s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks Sherlock. If someone has a knife to your throat, that someone doesn't want you dead.

    • @joemeatballs3694
      @joemeatballs3694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guy S - he wants your money not your life but if you try and make a move he won't think twice. Ain't no rest for the wicked...

  • @Snoigel
    @Snoigel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you guys! you guys seriously deserve more views and subs!!!!

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks! Help us spread the word.

  • @blackie126
    @blackie126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HOLY SHIT THEY DID KRAV MAGA WHAT I SUGGESTED THIS ON THE LAST VIDEO YESSSSS

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :-D

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      javanut123 you're a hero

  • @michaelrosenberg9144
    @michaelrosenberg9144 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Brian at 7:29 tried to make a d and d joke but just got overrun it's ok Brian I noticed

  • @MsClumzeez
    @MsClumzeez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This one is my favorite self defense video so far 😂

  • @awesomely193
    @awesomely193 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The episode I've been waiting for.

  • @_Clemens
    @_Clemens 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Please do an Episode about smoking a pipe or cigars.
    Thanks

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soon! (ish)

    • @MemeDog211
      @MemeDog211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clemens look cancer spreading

  • @aurorabennett2023
    @aurorabennett2023 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The entire time i was replaying the outtakes in my head

  • @TheNocturnalAlchemist
    @TheNocturnalAlchemist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Easy use a gun

    • @bigmac2295
      @bigmac2295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Nocturnal Alchemist I like your channel. Just subscribed

    • @carpet_appetite
      @carpet_appetite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You see the problem with that, right? What I'm trying to say is not everybody has a gun, but it being easier is true.

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pop pop.
      Unless you carry .45, then *THUMP THUMP*

    • @OllieWales
      @OllieWales 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Explain how you're going to draw and fire a gun with a knife to your throat.

    • @carpet_appetite
      @carpet_appetite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That as well, Ollie. Haha

  • @RyaansInSpace
    @RyaansInSpace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You two are becoming the most dangerously armed, hand to hand combat trained, mixed drink making men out there.

  • @MichaelLaneMonkeywrench
    @MichaelLaneMonkeywrench 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    KRAV MAGAAAAAA

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Krav Maga curse sounds like Fist Of The North Star

  • @kainebert5815
    @kainebert5815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Step 1: Bring a gun

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Step 2: also bring a time machine, since that gun is quite useless in the scenario depicted here.

    • @LunaTulpa
      @LunaTulpa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Modern Rogue wouldn't that be step 0?

    • @halimceria
      @halimceria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Luna Tulpa time machine can be at any step. it's a freaking time machine.

    • @KhOrganization
      @KhOrganization 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Modern Rogue so is the time machine ;)

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch the mythbuster's "knife to a gun fight" video, the second they see the gun they will go for the kill and with a short range you won't have enough time to actually hit someone - unless your gun happens to be in your hand, fully loaded, and no safety --and your attacker is in front of you where you can actually shoot them.

  • @max-yasgur
    @max-yasgur 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “you smell nice”
    “pretty hair”