Discount Bandits that doesn't even have proper base and leader, and the only reason the Bandits even associates with them is because none of them are stupid/desperate enough to go to shitty places like Great Swamp, Red Forest, and Limansk, which makes average lifespan of a Renegade being around one day.
Did you know? C-Con did the control and tasked us to kill everyone getting close the the heart of the zone. And im just a rogue monolith, no command, not fanatic. Just one thing that stuck in me, THE MONOTONE VOICE ARRGHHH ITS SO FLATTT
As a loyal servant of the Monolith, I am happy to admit that if you see me in the zone and do not shoot at me with every caliber known to man at first contact, I will share cookies and hot pockets with you!
Next scene: ...and that's how we learned: "cookies and hot pockets" are how Monolith drones refer to _bullets_ and _granades_ respectively. If only we had known, who knows how many would still be alive?
Your ecologist description is pretty spot on. One exception would be about Neil deGrasseTyson. Instead of watching so many of his videos, we would complain about people who take him seriously when he's just a TV scientist, not a real one. Lol.
As a Clear Sky main you forgot our willingness to insist at insufferable length that we are the real good guys of Stalker and that Anomaly CS players are caught between not being chill enough to be Freedom and too dumb to be Ecologist all while having a martyrdom complex about our favorite faction being canonically dead.
Freedom is such an interesting faction because while they're known as chill potheads, they can just as well turn around and crack heads (hehe) just as well. I always imagine Freedomers as the Roach from Apocalypse Now, but with much more Jimmy Hendrix and pot, and less PTSD. A faction made up of DIY inventors, chemists and anarchists, ex-military with a disdain for command chain, armed-to-the-teeth garage rockstars, hunters, eco-terrorists, straight-up terrorists, exiled criminals, ex-cartels, and probably very experienced smugglers.
Hey, what do you think of a special where you take some groups or factions from different games/franchises you enjoy and talk about how you think they'd do in the Zone. Their survival chance, factions they'd be allies with. Their area of activity, etc I know it's not very typical or easy to do, but I think it could be interesting
Thought for sure Monolith would be insulted more... It's just so fun to play as them. So fun in fact, I get giddy and start shouting about removing the nonbelivers from the zone.
I always feel stuck in stalker... So many factions... I mean, I'm very money motivated, but I'm not quite bandit or mercs level of money motivated you know? Like a proper merc I whore myself out to Duty, CS, and the eggheads.
Monolith is so accurate. I was on a con and met up with some Stalkers. There was a group photo and then faction photos, and a monolith guy walkerd up to me and said to join them in the group photo. It was pretty funny because I'm a Freedom fan, but it did change my opinion on Monolith
military didnt even get roasted,we are too good,best gear,most brave,most cool looking,cool names like spetsnaz and military stalker also has the best protagonist
@@IntoTheZone "little"? I will now cite every military action of each game SoC:during SoC military is conducting project TRUTH a project to discover the secreats of the zone,as part of that project they: take agroprom from the loners,search x 18,cleanse yantar with choppers as shakarov asked them for that,invade the cnpp as part of operation monolith,not the greatest of success but they did gather a lot of info from agroprom and x 18 Clear sky:they conduct operations in limansk and also fight in army warehouses,not much really CoP:conducted operation stingray wich even tough they had a initial failure they manage to recover the mission by discovering how the helis got down,learned about item 62 and got a working one,gathered info from x-8,saved the most experienced stalker in the zone wich basically gives them basically all the secrets of the zone,a pyrrich(or however its said) victory
Id say you failed to describe me only reason i play unisg is because its the only western faction that can kill pretty much everyone without penalty besides mercs and unisg and i like their faction clothing
I can confirm that you are right on the money about bandits. Now, make with the rims, or like, a pack of Phillip Morris if you got it, preferably the latter, hauling rims half a mile after skulling a whole bottle of stoli isn't fun.
Went into the video with the expectation of being called, a mindless idiot with no personality or backbone, but instead was told I'd be a good dad. Huh... Za Monolita.
I was eating pizza combos while finishing stalker call of Pripyat last night then I just watched this felt like I experienced an anomaly. And as you described a typical freedomer It was like you were describing me in real life😭. I sided with loner in all 3 cause I like their symbol and I’m indecisive as hell and prefer to interact with everyone I guess I’m closeted freedomer though some of the loner roasts hit so true for me aswell.
Honestly, I thought I'd be a Loner due to my indecisiveness and affinity for both Duty and Freedom. But now I realize that I'm more Monolith thanks to actual compassion hidden behind my cold exterior. Monolith are good people, we just don't show it because everyone hates us because we're better than them, and we know it.
As a Duty-er, this was harsh but fair. (Except I have to hide my back-issues of Solider of Fortune inside the Ukrainian Maxim so Colonel Petrenko doesn't find it.)
This video is spot on. As a Sin/Monolith fanboy, I can only cross out the part about arguing with parents and nail painting. I am a massive edgelord while being as old as the original Chernobyl Power Plant incident. And I never wrote any poetry, only dabbed with the novels, so take it as you want. Overall not too far from the truth. Other factions? Yep, exactly that.
As a monolith enjoyer I can say that this video is paricularly right. In real life i'm like was said in this video, but I'm indifferent to everything in this life AND don't care about my life also. In game i like to play as monolith because they are religious fanatics and I'm not far from that and also I like to purge zone from everything. In my first playtrough on one life mode in managed to kill 519 stalkers simply by killing everything that moves, even monolith. In real life i have enough knowledge of chemistry, physics, tactics and charisma to make new ISIS, but i don't care. Also I have experience in creating IED's and weapons and know how to cook some drugs, but i don't care and it won't be good for my country and people that are currently in war
What about the Renegades?!
Renegades aren't a real faction.
@@IntoTheZone as a renegade i can confirm that we do not exist
If they did exist, they would be salty about epic games not putting the renegade raider in the shop.
What does a faction must have at least to be considered as a faction?
Renegade answer to all of them: th-cam.com/video/pbagY6qsAHc/w-d-xo.html
Discount Bandits that doesn't even have proper base and leader, and the only reason the Bandits even associates with them is because none of them are stupid/desperate enough to go to shitty places like Great Swamp, Red Forest, and Limansk, which makes average lifespan of a Renegade being around one day.
I think this was just an elaborate video showing that he is actually a Monolith fanboy, he didn't even roast them
What kind of monster would do that? Create a video deliberately talking shit about all the other factions, except the one he secretly adores?
@@IntoTheZone Yes.
Did you know? C-Con did the control and tasked us to kill everyone getting close the the heart of the zone.
And im just a rogue monolith, no command, not fanatic.
Just one thing that stuck in me, THE MONOTONE VOICE ARRGHHH ITS SO FLATTT
ИДИ КО МНЕ
Was he wrong tho?
As a loyal servant of the Monolith, I am happy to admit that if you see me in the zone and do not shoot at me with every caliber known to man at first contact, I will share cookies and hot pockets with you!
Next scene:
...and that's how we learned: "cookies and hot pockets" are how Monolith drones refer to _bullets_ and _granades_ respectively.
If only we had known, who knows how many would still be alive?
if only you didnt yell "Za Monolita!" at me and throw a F-1 frag directly in my face i wouldnt :(
Fully agree with this, but since you all shoot us we call for selfdefense
Dude straight up murdered me with the loner roast
Your ecologist description is pretty spot on. One exception would be about Neil deGrasseTyson. Instead of watching so many of his videos, we would complain about people who take him seriously when he's just a TV scientist, not a real one. Lol.
You must be one of the good ones then. Thanks for giving me hope for eggheads.
Ecologists would probably watch national geographic
Bro, as a Duty, I think this is pretty much what an Freedomer that survived an clash between Duty and Freedom would say about us in the campfire.
As a Freedom and/or Mercenary main this video was too accurate
You forgot Shadow Wizzard money gang faction!
I thought sin was shadow wizard money gang, who are you talking about?
IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO MONOLITH RADIO, YOU ARE SHADOW CURSED FOR ETERNITY
We love casting spells.
We love throwing nades
As a Clear Sky main you forgot our willingness to insist at insufferable length that we are the real good guys of Stalker and that Anomaly CS players are caught between not being chill enough to be Freedom and too dumb to be Ecologist all while having a martyrdom complex about our favorite faction being canonically dead.
Loved this like all of your content, anyone butthurt by this really should walk directly to the brain scorcher
Thanks man, I don't think there are many who would get super mad about this, but you never know. Thin skin and the internet never mix.
>UNISG fanboys are hipsters
>Alpenflage fanboi
>Social sciences degree
>Milsurp supremacist
AGH!! SHOTS FIRED!! 🤣
Clear sky best faction
@@thorrzyro funny seeing you here lol
@@Ricky-ce3jo I’m everywhere
He forgot that we are also attracted to rocks especially if they glowing
If they glow it means they love us
"We have the stalkes with the worst fashion sense in the Zone."
*ANGERY*
Ik!! The blue cammo is fire !!
You "people" can be see from a mile away. You stand out worse than a Snork in the middle of the Cordon (don't ask)
Freedom was generaly spared because creator likes them. Monolith was spared because roasting Mononolith is like beating a disabled dog.
Don't call us disabled! I swear to Monolith, I'll throw a pebble at your shoe!
can confirm, I am a swamp goblin
Also the completely useless blue camo is called committing to the bit :')
lol great vid
Love the blue cammo
1:35 Watching people on youtube much more motivated than us getting off grid. Man, did you have to salt the earth too?
just because i want everyone to get along doesn't mean i'm soft. fear me!
Dang that clear sky roast was unwarranted
Uncalled for
Clear Sky so does not have the “worst fashion sense” the blue cammo is fire !! Still hilarious tho
Freedom is such an interesting faction because while they're known as chill potheads, they can just as well turn around and crack heads (hehe) just as well. I always imagine Freedomers as the Roach from Apocalypse Now, but with much more Jimmy Hendrix and pot, and less PTSD. A faction made up of DIY inventors, chemists and anarchists, ex-military with a disdain for command chain, armed-to-the-teeth garage rockstars, hunters, eco-terrorists, straight-up terrorists, exiled criminals, ex-cartels, and probably very experienced smugglers.
So im assuming this guy is Monolith lol
ITZ is actually Freedom guy lol
Hey, what do you think of a special where you take some groups or factions from different games/franchises you enjoy and talk about how you think they'd do in the Zone. Their survival chance, factions they'd be allies with. Their area of activity, etc
I know it's not very typical or easy to do, but I think it could be interesting
Man that would be great
I second this 100%, he could make a really good video out of this. he could get creative too, like would mario survive in the zone lol
As a Clear Sky fanboy this video made me realize that I need to clean my room
a Stalker youtuber has replaced Jordan Peterson, it seems
Holy shit, monolith and freedom hitted me hard and close to home, like holy shit dude, those 2 factions just described me fully, its insane lol.
Well, I'm a big Monolith fanboy and I've felt very warm after the "roast" my faction got
Thought for sure Monolith would be insulted more... It's just so fun to play as them. So fun in fact, I get giddy and start shouting about removing the nonbelivers from the zone.
Ouch, that hurt
As an duty guy, god damn are you good at roasting
As a Merc and Monolith fanboy you actually described my personality spot on.
I always feel stuck in stalker... So many factions... I mean, I'm very money motivated, but I'm not quite bandit or mercs level of money motivated you know? Like a proper merc I whore myself out to Duty, CS, and the eggheads.
Monolith is so accurate. I was on a con and met up with some Stalkers. There was a group photo and then faction photos, and a monolith guy walkerd up to me and said to join them in the group photo. It was pretty funny because I'm a Freedom fan, but it did change my opinion on Monolith
Dude you hit the nail on the head with Loners, I’m the worst at making decisions. Not lazy though but damn spot on ITZ.
Now i know ill be a good dad! Praise the all mighty Monolith! (I love ur content broski keep it up and u told a real good thing about the fanboys!)
That Monolith one was pretty spot-on, rocks are cool.
Да здравствует Монолит
Stalker, protect the world from The Zone. Join Duty.
This is the only correct opinion.
it's always funny because the duty does virtually nothing to protect the world from the zone, duty does the talking, loners/clear sky do the walking
For me loner is not a centrist, but rather an individialist "dont tread on me" kind of guy
You should do a zoomer roast. 🤔
Now thats a good idea. Gamma enjoyer roast incoming
U made my day with the monolith part, Il go find some rocks now, have a good day buddy!
Bro was freaking spot on with Monolith....
Yes Sir, man's uploaded that banger Video!
Monolith...
Absolutely called out
Lol
Nailed Unsig mains perfectly
Sin- Discord mods
Duty-Reddit mods
Ecologists-Wikipedia editors
Freedom-Part-time anti-government twitter users
Mercenaries- Darkweb researchers (looking for bounty)
Stalkers- Your backyard mods
Bandits- Your garage mods
Monolith- Your basement mods
Clear sky- Your dumpster mods
Millitary- Your tax evasion mods
your loner profile hit a lil to close to home damn
As a Monolith fan, I have to say, that was... oddly kind? Are you afraid of the Monolith? XD
as a monolith fan i can confirm this list is completely unbiased and objective
ZA MONOLITA Very accurate
I didn’t think I’d ever start believing in horoscopes
monolith is probably my favorite faction and i can confirm what he said is true
As said neighbor with said Jetta fuck the bandits.....but that clear sky goes hard
as a fan of Freedom faction, you described me pretty well lol
Sin is just discount brand Monolith on super clearance.
As a Monolith supporter (Dutier when I vote, Monolith in my life) I felt your compliment. Za Monolit!
Yo, which mod you playing in the background, and what mods did you use for it
Damn dude i just liked the light blue camo man😭
military didnt even get roasted,we are too good,best gear,most brave,most cool looking,cool names like spetsnaz and military stalker also has the best protagonist
I was honestly at a loss with how to roast them, considering how little they actually do.
@@IntoTheZone "little"? I will now cite every military action of each game
SoC:during SoC military is conducting project TRUTH a project to discover the secreats of the zone,as part of that project they: take agroprom from the loners,search x 18,cleanse yantar with choppers as shakarov asked them for that,invade the cnpp as part of operation monolith,not the greatest of success but they did gather a lot of info from agroprom and x 18
Clear sky:they conduct operations in limansk and also fight in army warehouses,not much really
CoP:conducted operation stingray wich even tough they had a initial failure they manage to recover the mission by discovering how the helis got down,learned about item 62 and got a working one,gathered info from x-8,saved the most experienced stalker in the zone wich basically gives them basically all the secrets of the zone,a pyrrich(or however its said) victory
as a bandit, we just want free shit
Id say you failed to describe me only reason i play unisg is because its the only western faction that can kill pretty much everyone without penalty besides mercs and unisg and i like their faction clothing
What about the people who play sin for hideously mutated catgirls? Checkmate.
i will have you know that i do own firearms.
I hate to agree........im pretty dull,boring. Idk why people wanna hangout with me hahaha
I can confirm that you are right on the money about bandits.
Now, make with the rims, or like, a pack of Phillip Morris if you got it, preferably the latter, hauling rims half a mile after skulling a whole bottle of stoli isn't fun.
Duty and Merc hit right home like hot damn. Ain't fat tho
Big roast for the monolith...
Oh my god. Duty is the ATF.
Bro was on spot with Merc's lmaooo.
Money and murder all the time on stalker anomaly lmaoo
0:48 thats true, im the example
Went into the video with the expectation of being called, a mindless idiot with no personality or backbone, but instead was told I'd be a good dad. Huh... Za Monolita.
I take the bandit roast is more of a compliment, bandits are my fav faction
i think it have some truth to what you have said, but it was hilarious all the way :D
Za Monolith!
I love you man
I was eating pizza combos while finishing stalker call of Pripyat last night then I just watched this felt like I experienced an anomaly. And as you described a typical freedomer It was like you were describing me in real life😭. I sided with loner in all 3 cause I like their symbol and I’m indecisive as hell and prefer to interact with everyone I guess I’m closeted freedomer though some of the loner roasts hit so true for me aswell.
It's been 5 months, are you ready to come out as a freedomer or do we have to convince you some more?
As a sinner, I didn't fit into their personality how did you describe it feel like im mix of monolith/ecologist and merc.
Great video as always :)
Monolith knows its men.
no you cant say that about us monolithians, we are actually very dangerous, many kill
Honestly, I thought I'd be a Loner due to my indecisiveness and affinity for both Duty and Freedom. But now I realize that I'm more Monolith thanks to actual compassion hidden behind my cold exterior. Monolith are good people, we just don't show it because everyone hates us because we're better than them, and we know it.
Im monolithian damn you described me well...
You didn't miss a single thing 😂
As a Pure Blooded American that plays an Ecologist every damn playthrough, I can confirm that I am trying my best to not disappoint my Asian parents.
yes agree
Ok as a merc, how the fuck did you nail that so fucking accurately.
As an ecologist this hurts
im disappointed with your clear sky assessment, you didnt roast us enough :c
I had to listen a couple of times to the Monolith description. It's true. Hate us, unite against us and stand strong together.
As a Duty-er, this was harsh but fair.
(Except I have to hide my back-issues of Solider of Fortune inside the Ukrainian Maxim so Colonel Petrenko doesn't find it.)
we just like glowy rocks ok.
today you told me freedom sucks, then I find this video. You lied to me. There was not a single con you listed with freedom.
being a DUTY main teached me there are 2 political sides, Far Right and, like freedomers, Far Wrong
okay so…. it sounds like i would make a literally perfect candidate for the freedom faction
The sin roast was personal -merc
As a Monolith enjoyer I confirm that we like to collect rocks
Already dropped an accurate description before even mentioning us Loners 💀
This video is spot on.
As a Sin/Monolith fanboy, I can only cross out the part about arguing with parents and nail painting. I am a massive edgelord while being as old as the original Chernobyl Power Plant incident. And I never wrote any poetry, only dabbed with the novels, so take it as you want. Overall not too far from the truth.
Other factions? Yep, exactly that.
This video is good.
yo im fucking eating pizza combos right now
He forgot about young money clan
As a monolith enjoyer I can say that this video is paricularly right. In real life i'm like was said in this video, but I'm indifferent to everything in this life AND don't care about my life also. In game i like to play as monolith because they are religious fanatics and I'm not far from that and also I like to purge zone from everything. In my first playtrough on one life mode in managed to kill 519 stalkers simply by killing everything that moves, even monolith. In real life i have enough knowledge of chemistry, physics, tactics and charisma to make new ISIS, but i don't care. Also I have experience in creating IED's and weapons and know how to cook some drugs, but i don't care and it won't be good for my country and people that are currently in war
Damn. Loner.
I love this franchise and had no idea there was a multiplayer thing to it. Not going to try it, and I loved the commentary, be well!
Good joke buddy....good joke.....
as an genuine military and merc enjoyer i can support all claims against other factions.
WTF? how did you pinpoint monolith llike that xD
Best faction if Monolit.
Your argument is invalid.