Discount Bandits that doesn't even have proper base and leader, and the only reason the Bandits even associates with them is because none of them are stupid/desperate enough to go to shitty places like Great Swamp, Red Forest, and Limansk, which makes average lifespan of a Renegade being around one day.
Did you know? C-Con did the control and tasked us to kill everyone getting close the the heart of the zone. And im just a rogue monolith, no command, not fanatic. Just one thing that stuck in me, THE MONOTONE VOICE ARRGHHH ITS SO FLATTT
As a loyal servant of the Monolith, I am happy to admit that if you see me in the zone and do not shoot at me with every caliber known to man at first contact, I will share cookies and hot pockets with you!
Next scene: ...and that's how we learned: "cookies and hot pockets" are how Monolith drones refer to _bullets_ and _granades_ respectively. If only we had known, who knows how many would still be alive?
Your ecologist description is pretty spot on. One exception would be about Neil deGrasseTyson. Instead of watching so many of his videos, we would complain about people who take him seriously when he's just a TV scientist, not a real one. Lol.
As a Clear Sky main you forgot our willingness to insist at insufferable length that we are the real good guys of Stalker and that Anomaly CS players are caught between not being chill enough to be Freedom and too dumb to be Ecologist all while having a martyrdom complex about our favorite faction being canonically dead.
I always feel stuck in stalker... So many factions... I mean, I'm very money motivated, but I'm not quite bandit or mercs level of money motivated you know? Like a proper merc I whore myself out to Duty, CS, and the eggheads.
Freedom is such an interesting faction because while they're known as chill potheads, they can just as well turn around and crack heads (hehe) just as well. I always imagine Freedomers as the Roach from Apocalypse Now, but with much more Jimmy Hendrix and pot, and less PTSD. A faction made up of DIY inventors, chemists and anarchists, ex-military with a disdain for command chain, armed-to-the-teeth garage rockstars, hunters, eco-terrorists, straight-up terrorists, exiled criminals, ex-cartels, and probably very experienced smugglers.
Hey, what do you think of a special where you take some groups or factions from different games/franchises you enjoy and talk about how you think they'd do in the Zone. Their survival chance, factions they'd be allies with. Their area of activity, etc I know it's not very typical or easy to do, but I think it could be interesting
Thought for sure Monolith would be insulted more... It's just so fun to play as them. So fun in fact, I get giddy and start shouting about removing the nonbelivers from the zone.
Monolith is so accurate. I was on a con and met up with some Stalkers. There was a group photo and then faction photos, and a monolith guy walkerd up to me and said to join them in the group photo. It was pretty funny because I'm a Freedom fan, but it did change my opinion on Monolith
Big Freedom fan here, and I came to mention one more thing that freedom does that is a roastable offense: they eat mutants. Like I’ve gotten more missions from them to bring in mutant parts for eating at parties than any other faction in the game.
I can confirm that you are right on the money about bandits. Now, make with the rims, or like, a pack of Phillip Morris if you got it, preferably the latter, hauling rims half a mile after skulling a whole bottle of stoli isn't fun.
Awesome video! I lost my shit when you said boot leather flavored ice cream! BTW I'm a student of James Yeager. He's easily the best teacher I've ever had. He gave so much to me that I can't pay back and I am forever grateful for that... But I did decide today that I'm going to make a Merc Suit cosplay so there you go.
Went into the video with the expectation of being called, a mindless idiot with no personality or backbone, but instead was told I'd be a good dad. Huh... Za Monolita.
Lol I started as a lone stalker but I've been leaning towards duty because the lonestalker allies just die on me so much. so I've been recruiting them only to be cannon fodder I see myself as a treasure hunter/mutant Slayer and bounty hunters as well as kill ecologists for there artefacts and equipment xD I plan on eventually killing every single monolith in the game before I finish the main quest I don't have anything against freedom I just think duty has more of there shit together in rostok but you hit every class spot on
Honestly, I thought I'd be a Loner due to my indecisiveness and affinity for both Duty and Freedom. But now I realize that I'm more Monolith thanks to actual compassion hidden behind my cold exterior. Monolith are good people, we just don't show it because everyone hates us because we're better than them, and we know it.
Id say you failed to describe me only reason i play unisg is because its the only western faction that can kill pretty much everyone without penalty besides mercs and unisg and i like their faction clothing
military didnt even get roasted,we are too good,best gear,most brave,most cool looking,cool names like spetsnaz and military stalker also has the best protagonist
@@IntoTheZone "little"? I will now cite every military action of each game SoC:during SoC military is conducting project TRUTH a project to discover the secreats of the zone,as part of that project they: take agroprom from the loners,search x 18,cleanse yantar with choppers as shakarov asked them for that,invade the cnpp as part of operation monolith,not the greatest of success but they did gather a lot of info from agroprom and x 18 Clear sky:they conduct operations in limansk and also fight in army warehouses,not much really CoP:conducted operation stingray wich even tough they had a initial failure they manage to recover the mission by discovering how the helis got down,learned about item 62 and got a working one,gathered info from x-8,saved the most experienced stalker in the zone wich basically gives them basically all the secrets of the zone,a pyrrich(or however its said) victory
I was eating pizza combos while finishing stalker call of Pripyat last night then I just watched this felt like I experienced an anomaly. And as you described a typical freedomer It was like you were describing me in real life😭. I sided with loner in all 3 cause I like their symbol and I’m indecisive as hell and prefer to interact with everyone I guess I’m closeted freedomer though some of the loner roasts hit so true for me aswell.
What about the Renegades?!
Renegades aren't a real faction.
@@IntoTheZone as a renegade i can confirm that we do not exist
If they did exist, they would be salty about epic games not putting the renegade raider in the shop.
What does a faction must have at least to be considered as a faction?
Renegade answer to all of them: th-cam.com/video/pbagY6qsAHc/w-d-xo.html
Discount Bandits that doesn't even have proper base and leader, and the only reason the Bandits even associates with them is because none of them are stupid/desperate enough to go to shitty places like Great Swamp, Red Forest, and Limansk, which makes average lifespan of a Renegade being around one day.
I think this was just an elaborate video showing that he is actually a Monolith fanboy, he didn't even roast them
What kind of monster would do that? Create a video deliberately talking shit about all the other factions, except the one he secretly adores?
@@IntoTheZone Yes.
Did you know? C-Con did the control and tasked us to kill everyone getting close the the heart of the zone.
And im just a rogue monolith, no command, not fanatic.
Just one thing that stuck in me, THE MONOTONE VOICE ARRGHHH ITS SO FLATTT
ИДИ КО МНЕ
Was he wrong tho?
As a loyal servant of the Monolith, I am happy to admit that if you see me in the zone and do not shoot at me with every caliber known to man at first contact, I will share cookies and hot pockets with you!
Next scene:
...and that's how we learned: "cookies and hot pockets" are how Monolith drones refer to _bullets_ and _granades_ respectively.
If only we had known, who knows how many would still be alive?
if only you didnt yell "Za Monolita!" at me and throw a F-1 frag directly in my face i wouldnt :(
Fully agree with this, but since you all shoot us we call for selfdefense
Bro, as a Duty, I think this is pretty much what an Freedomer that survived an clash between Duty and Freedom would say about us in the campfire.
Dude straight up murdered me with the loner roast
Your ecologist description is pretty spot on. One exception would be about Neil deGrasseTyson. Instead of watching so many of his videos, we would complain about people who take him seriously when he's just a TV scientist, not a real one. Lol.
You must be one of the good ones then. Thanks for giving me hope for eggheads.
Ecologists would probably watch national geographic
1:35 Watching people on youtube much more motivated than us getting off grid. Man, did you have to salt the earth too?
As a Clear Sky main you forgot our willingness to insist at insufferable length that we are the real good guys of Stalker and that Anomaly CS players are caught between not being chill enough to be Freedom and too dumb to be Ecologist all while having a martyrdom complex about our favorite faction being canonically dead.
"We have the stalkes with the worst fashion sense in the Zone."
*ANGERY*
Ik!! The blue cammo is fire !!
You "people" can be see from a mile away. You stand out worse than a Snork in the middle of the Cordon (don't ask)
As a Freedom and/or Mercenary main this video was too accurate
He forgot that we are also attracted to rocks especially if they glowing
If they glow it means they love us
You forgot Shadow Wizzard money gang faction!
I thought sin was shadow wizard money gang, who are you talking about?
IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO MONOLITH RADIO, YOU ARE SHADOW CURSED FOR ETERNITY
We love casting spells.
We love throwing nades
Freedom was generaly spared because creator likes them. Monolith was spared because roasting Mononolith is like beating a disabled dog.
Don't call us disabled! I swear to Monolith, I'll throw a pebble at your shoe!
>UNISG fanboys are hipsters
>Alpenflage fanboi
>Social sciences degree
>Milsurp supremacist
AGH!! SHOTS FIRED!! 🤣
Clear sky best faction
@@thorrzyro funny seeing you here lol
@@Ricky-ce3jo I’m everywhere
can confirm, I am a swamp goblin
Also the completely useless blue camo is called committing to the bit :')
lol great vid
Love the blue cammo
Dang that clear sky roast was unwarranted
Uncalled for
Clear Sky so does not have the “worst fashion sense” the blue cammo is fire !! Still hilarious tho
i like how the monolith is the calmest kind of people
I always feel stuck in stalker... So many factions... I mean, I'm very money motivated, but I'm not quite bandit or mercs level of money motivated you know? Like a proper merc I whore myself out to Duty, CS, and the eggheads.
just because i want everyone to get along doesn't mean i'm soft. fear me!
Sin- Discord mods
Duty-Reddit mods
Ecologists-Wikipedia editors
Freedom-Part-time anti-government twitter users
Mercenaries- Darkweb researchers (looking for bounty)
Stalkers- Your backyard mods
Bandits- Your garage mods
Monolith- Your basement mods
Clear sky- Your dumpster mods
Millitary- Your tax evasion mods
Big roast for the monolith...
Freedom is such an interesting faction because while they're known as chill potheads, they can just as well turn around and crack heads (hehe) just as well. I always imagine Freedomers as the Roach from Apocalypse Now, but with much more Jimmy Hendrix and pot, and less PTSD. A faction made up of DIY inventors, chemists and anarchists, ex-military with a disdain for command chain, armed-to-the-teeth garage rockstars, hunters, eco-terrorists, straight-up terrorists, exiled criminals, ex-cartels, and probably very experienced smugglers.
Hey, what do you think of a special where you take some groups or factions from different games/franchises you enjoy and talk about how you think they'd do in the Zone. Their survival chance, factions they'd be allies with. Their area of activity, etc
I know it's not very typical or easy to do, but I think it could be interesting
Man that would be great
I second this 100%, he could make a really good video out of this. he could get creative too, like would mario survive in the zone lol
Thought for sure Monolith would be insulted more... It's just so fun to play as them. So fun in fact, I get giddy and start shouting about removing the nonbelivers from the zone.
Now i know ill be a good dad! Praise the all mighty Monolith! (I love ur content broski keep it up and u told a real good thing about the fanboys!)
Holy shit, monolith and freedom hitted me hard and close to home, like holy shit dude, those 2 factions just described me fully, its insane lol.
Well, I'm a big Monolith fanboy and I've felt very warm after the "roast" my faction got
Loved this like all of your content, anyone butthurt by this really should walk directly to the brain scorcher
Thanks man, I don't think there are many who would get super mad about this, but you never know. Thin skin and the internet never mix.
I decided Loner.. well that was painfully on point
being a DUTY main teached me there are 2 political sides, Far Right and, like freedomers, Far Wrong
Ouch, that hurt
So im assuming this guy is Monolith lol
ITZ is actually Freedom guy lol
Jokes on you I don’t have a job
U made my day with the monolith part, Il go find some rocks now, have a good day buddy!
Dude you hit the nail on the head with Loners, I’m the worst at making decisions. Not lazy though but damn spot on ITZ.
That Monolith one was pretty spot-on, rocks are cool.
Да здравствует Монолит
As a Merc and Monolith fanboy you actually described my personality spot on.
As a Clear Sky fanboy this video made me realize that I need to clean my room
a Stalker youtuber has replaced Jordan Peterson, it seems
As an duty guy, god damn are you good at roasting
As an ecologist this hurts
Bro was on spot with Merc's lmaooo.
Money and murder all the time on stalker anomaly lmaoo
Monolith is so accurate. I was on a con and met up with some Stalkers. There was a group photo and then faction photos, and a monolith guy walkerd up to me and said to join them in the group photo. It was pretty funny because I'm a Freedom fan, but it did change my opinion on Monolith
Big Freedom fan here, and I came to mention one more thing that freedom does that is a roastable offense: they eat mutants. Like I’ve gotten more missions from them to bring in mutant parts for eating at parties than any other faction in the game.
Bro was freaking spot on with Monolith....
Nailed Unsig mains perfectly
Yes Sir, man's uploaded that banger Video!
Monolith...
Absolutely called out
Lol
How did that guy just spoke all truth about my obsession of the monolith faction?
I can confirm that you are right on the money about bandits.
Now, make with the rims, or like, a pack of Phillip Morris if you got it, preferably the latter, hauling rims half a mile after skulling a whole bottle of stoli isn't fun.
as a fan of Freedom faction, you described me pretty well lol
okay so…. it sounds like i would make a literally perfect candidate for the freedom faction
Stalker, protect the world from The Zone. Join Duty.
This is the only correct opinion.
it's always funny because the duty does virtually nothing to protect the world from the zone, duty does the talking, loners/clear sky do the walking
For me loner is not a centrist, but rather an individialist "dont tread on me" kind of guy
Awesome video! I lost my shit when you said boot leather flavored ice cream! BTW I'm a student of James Yeager. He's easily the best teacher I've ever had. He gave so much to me that I can't pay back and I am forever grateful for that... But I did decide today that I'm going to make a Merc Suit cosplay so there you go.
1000%Monolith Famboy(-_-)/ Za monolith!
As a Pure Blooded American that plays an Ecologist every damn playthrough, I can confirm that I am trying my best to not disappoint my Asian parents.
You didn't miss a single thing 😂
Sin is just discount brand Monolith on super clearance.
I take the bandit roast is more of a compliment, bandits are my fav faction
I didn’t think I’d ever start believing in horoscopes
Bloodsucker body pillows got me
as a bandit, we just want free shit
Ok as a merc, how the fuck did you nail that so fucking accurately.
As said neighbor with said Jetta fuck the bandits.....but that clear sky goes hard
The sin roast was personal -merc
As a Monolith fan, I have to say, that was... oddly kind? Are you afraid of the Monolith? XD
I hate to agree........im pretty dull,boring. Idk why people wanna hangout with me hahaha
Went into the video with the expectation of being called, a mindless idiot with no personality or backbone, but instead was told I'd be a good dad. Huh... Za Monolita.
ZA MONOLITA Very accurate
But duty has drip
i will have you know that i do own firearms.
Oh my god. Duty is the ATF.
as a monolith fan i can confirm this list is completely unbiased and objective
Damn dude i just liked the light blue camo man😭
I mean i accidentally payed the fee to enter clear sky on gamma so idk what to think abt this
Now make a video where you say something nice about each faction
I had to listen a couple of times to the Monolith description. It's true. Hate us, unite against us and stand strong together.
monolith is probably my favorite faction and i can confirm what he said is true
As a Monolith enjoyer I confirm that we like to collect rocks
your loner profile hit a lil to close to home damn
Lol I started as a lone stalker but I've been leaning towards duty because the lonestalker allies just die on me so much.
so I've been recruiting them only to be cannon fodder
I see myself as a treasure hunter/mutant Slayer and bounty hunters as well as kill ecologists for there artefacts and equipment xD I plan on eventually killing every single monolith in the game before I finish the main quest
I don't have anything against freedom
I just think duty has more of there shit together in rostok
but you hit every class spot on
Honestly, I thought I'd be a Loner due to my indecisiveness and affinity for both Duty and Freedom. But now I realize that I'm more Monolith thanks to actual compassion hidden behind my cold exterior. Monolith are good people, we just don't show it because everyone hates us because we're better than them, and we know it.
Id say you failed to describe me only reason i play unisg is because its the only western faction that can kill pretty much everyone without penalty besides mercs and unisg and i like their faction clothing
Duty and Merc hit right home like hot damn. Ain't fat tho
Yo, which mod you playing in the background, and what mods did you use for it
Monolith knows its men.
What about the people who play sin for hideously mutated catgirls? Checkmate.
As a sinner, I didn't fit into their personality how did you describe it feel like im mix of monolith/ecologist and merc.
Great video as always :)
0:48 thats true, im the example
You should do a zoomer roast. 🤔
Now thats a good idea. Gamma enjoyer roast incoming
He forgot about young money clan
Already dropped an accurate description before even mentioning us Loners 💀
Is this a freedom glazer video??
_they do it for free_
military didnt even get roasted,we are too good,best gear,most brave,most cool looking,cool names like spetsnaz and military stalker also has the best protagonist
I was honestly at a loss with how to roast them, considering how little they actually do.
@@IntoTheZone "little"? I will now cite every military action of each game
SoC:during SoC military is conducting project TRUTH a project to discover the secreats of the zone,as part of that project they: take agroprom from the loners,search x 18,cleanse yantar with choppers as shakarov asked them for that,invade the cnpp as part of operation monolith,not the greatest of success but they did gather a lot of info from agroprom and x 18
Clear sky:they conduct operations in limansk and also fight in army warehouses,not much really
CoP:conducted operation stingray wich even tough they had a initial failure they manage to recover the mission by discovering how the helis got down,learned about item 62 and got a working one,gathered info from x-8,saved the most experienced stalker in the zone wich basically gives them basically all the secrets of the zone,a pyrrich(or however its said) victory
Im monolithian damn you described me well...
As a merc fanboy I confirm all information.
UNISG fanboys are the type that would wear Supreme's "Alpenflage jacket"
i think it have some truth to what you have said, but it was hilarious all the way :D
we just like glowy rocks ok.
I was eating pizza combos while finishing stalker call of Pripyat last night then I just watched this felt like I experienced an anomaly. And as you described a typical freedomer It was like you were describing me in real life😭. I sided with loner in all 3 cause I like their symbol and I’m indecisive as hell and prefer to interact with everyone I guess I’m closeted freedomer though some of the loner roasts hit so true for me aswell.
It's been 5 months, are you ready to come out as a freedomer or do we have to convince you some more?