[M4A] The Super Spy and The "Guy In The Chair" [Spy Listener] | ASMR Roleplay

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2022
  • Your usual quartermaster is on sick leave, so you have a temporary replacement. Hopefully he is actually trained for your unique skills...
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  • @zorrazipVA80
    @zorrazipVA80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “Agent? Hello? Agent, are you dead? Tap your earpiece ones for no, twice for yes..”
    Me: * purposely doesn’t tap ear piece to make him think I’m dead 😂*

    • @NightwatchASMR
      @NightwatchASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well that's just rude. Now he has to do the paperwork for no reason!

    • @zorrazipVA80
      @zorrazipVA80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@NightwatchASMR don’t worry, I’ll tap the earpiece eventually 😂

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Barely one min in and I got the quirky snarky agent and exhausted but courteous informant kinda vibes from him hearteyes

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Broken-rib-related problems" wrecked me right out of the gate for some reason. Just. So unnecessarily extra, I love it.
    I can just imagine him confessing that he could have turned off the lasers and the agent is just standing there like: 😑
    Another delightful pair of characters!

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    HE JUMPED SHIPPED AFTER HE LOST TO A LOCK PICK SUCK IT LMAO
    it's so funny for me to imagine behind the screen that he's punching air like a child for losing to sth so prehistoric 😩✌️

  • @emilyb5307
    @emilyb5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I'll find out what a strong independent war criminal like her ..." XD
    I ...may have nearly dropped my drink. Well done!

    • @NightwatchASMR
      @NightwatchASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Glad that joke landed... like your drink nearly did... on the floor...
      Bad jokes aside, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

    • @emilyb5307
      @emilyb5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@NightwatchASMR Wow, really grasping the gravity of the situation aren't you? Don't let it slip away ...XD
      I did, thanks for sharing your work!

  • @imyourlistener9131
    @imyourlistener9131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I haven't listened to it yet because im in my baby niece and nephew's house and im taking care of them but i already know this will be amazing 💗

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Since he can hear everything during my mission I do hope that he wouldn't mind the toilet humour n where's Waldo references I'd make at every little inconvenience [ :

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You techies always forget the simple options. You try to blow up doors or hack through layers upon layers of security, when I can just pick the lock or travel through the vents."

  • @kiyonji
    @kiyonji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *"agent are you dead?"* LMAOOO 🤣🤣

  • @hyun3547
    @hyun3547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shitting on nfts? Oh HELL YEAH

  • @spiraledvampire
    @spiraledvampire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The reference to NFTs lmfao 😭

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man's artistic interest rlly went
    Old boomer man laugh whilst waggling his fingers "hmmmm yes Van Gogh my precious what is we took it w us pspspspsps hey get it to ur jet agent pspspspsppspsps"

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man's was silent when we picked the lock to a BEFORE MODERN ERA vault w our scrunkly dingy fingies huh
    pally there's this thing called shitty spy movies we need to binge after this mission fr

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Laundry can wait longer new nightwatch audio dropped fr fr-

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My brain is fried so as I'm listening to the audio I feel like every smooth brained mc of an anime when they're scolded by their superior 😔✊

  • @belladeens
    @belladeens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    PLS NFT SLANDER I LOVE IT

    • @NightwatchASMR
      @NightwatchASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed, hexagon profile pictures are not allowed here!

  • @reapertalon
    @reapertalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Him: on digital currencies and pictures of money
    Me: pictures of monk-? Oh. That. WE NEVER MENTION THAT

  • @Alex-cw1zb
    @Alex-cw1zb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I haven't even watched it yet but I bet it's gonna be SO GOOD

    • @NightwatchASMR
      @NightwatchASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm happy my content is that highly regarded to you!

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    IM OFFENDED THAT HE THINKS THE ONLY THING AB ME DYING IS THE PAPERWORK FOR MY WILL N SHIT BASHES WOODEN KEYBOARD
    Gets closer to blue yeti mic
    sir i am literally trained to infiltrate dangerous places pspspspspsppspspspspspsps

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    W the big underground lord is named The Big Man
    There was a missed opportunity to call him Big Guy sadgeface
    Yes I do watch jschlatt
    Another edit: AYO PICTURES OF MONKEYS YOU SAY EXCLAMATION QUESTION MARKS
    WHERES THE STATUE
    THE NUTS ON THAT FELLA

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His revenge for losing to a lock pick was enjoying our suffering as we acrobat our bones away huh 😭☝️
    like yo bro ik i'm hot n well trained to do this stuff but lockdown left me w like ten kilos of extra fat i haven't work off ok don't do me like this

  • @Geicoo
    @Geicoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
    -Remember fifteen minutes could save your stupid ass 15% or more on car insurance.╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮
    -Also please do remember to eat, stay hydrated and that you’re loved

  • @Luna-zy6yh
    @Luna-zy6yh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:38 got me wheezing XD

  • @eurydice6516
    @eurydice6516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I had a rough day today and I needed a break, thanks a lot for posting night! You're the best! Nothing short of perfection as expected from the one and only nightwatch :')

  • @kiyonji
    @kiyonji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    oh yeah another amazing roleplay asmr!

    • @NightwatchASMR
      @NightwatchASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @hyun3547
    @hyun3547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was really amazing n interesting..*in that guy voice* love it-

  • @caffeinetears8709
    @caffeinetears8709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YEAH!!! WE HAVE MORE SPY AUDIOS!!! 🤍🤍

  • @sageissleeping5165
    @sageissleeping5165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Call me beep me, if you wanna reach me

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the one audio where I assume that you're not a wlw denier Night
    but I'm onto you :eyes:
    /lh /j

  • @lynxiann
    @lynxiann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You never cease to amaze me, Night- Keep up the good work! :DD

  • @kalasweet225
    @kalasweet225 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was amazing I had fun listening and playing along well done 👏

  • @Mishka.Lebedev
    @Mishka.Lebedev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Soo tired, but you made it fun!

  • @Zomby.P
    @Zomby.P ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would buy that watch for 10 mil. I love watches

  • @sageissleeping5165
    @sageissleeping5165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    KIM POSSIBLEEEE

  • @jaxxenowo9720
    @jaxxenowo9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wonderful audio again nightwatch! You did fantastic!

  • @cupcaketv5673
    @cupcaketv5673 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Agent look! At 3 o'clock!"
    Me: * actually turns head to look there *
    Edit: Aand also pulled 'something' out if my pocket when you mentioned the explosive xDD
    This was fun!

  • @eurydice6516
    @eurydice6516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ahhh omg a new Nightwatch video!!! Asdfghjkl you're suck a king night 👑

    • @NightwatchASMR
      @NightwatchASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aww, thank you! I send kindness right back to you!