"the fact I was able to find a pair of handcuffs easier than a pair of scissors in my apartment really says about the man that I am" got me giggling lol 😂
So I'm sitting on my couch with my headphones in listening to this and I accidentally press the volume up to full blast directly as he says that and then my brother goes (but I thought you were lesbian)😂😂
Dez: "starts to doubt himself and trying to convince us to send him back" Us listener: "holds his face to calm him down" I won't do that I care and love you so much"
APD APPROVED Fun fact: Plants have ways of communicating with each other. The scent of freshly cut grass is equivalent to a cry for help. Until we meet again
"My partner came to get me in hospital scrubs because that's how an actual healthy relationship works" I mean I would in fact leave the hospital in the scrubs to get Dez cause he deserves it.
I love how the listener is just dissing the dad through the entirety of parts 13,14,& 15 I especially love that we kept flipping him off when he was still getting surgery 😂 And the wedding!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, chapter one definitely caught my ass off guard, just randomly "ok so the two characters are not meant to be twins, but there's no way in fuck I'm doing two voices so you gotta take what you can get"🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Okay, but the fact that Des KNOWS how unhinged he is, but he's willing to try is just so....AAAUUUGGGGHHHH. I'm obsessed!!!!!! Edit: Don't even get me STARTED on the end of parts comments 😂😂😂 Here I am, thinking, "Awwwww, he's so sweet!" And then comes the VA, "I don't do sultry, I'M A FUCKING NERD!!!" PFFFFFFT I'M IN STITCHES!!!!!!!
Idk If I'm suppose to cry or not but, I did cry for how wholesome this was. It was worthy spending 2 hours 36 minutes and 31 seconds of my life listening to this
I was expecting the regular yandere stuff when I clicked this video, but HOLY SHIT, this is such a good story! The fluff is so cute and the lore is so awesome! I literally stayed up til 3AM listening the whole series because I HAD to get to the ending! Good job, man! Also yes, I yandere Dez very much
I've been really sick lately and this was nice to listen to for a while, my eyes weren't adjusting properly and I was very overwhelmed when watching anything, this was just perfect! This series is so good I listened to the whole thing, and the voice acting was super good!
I'm sorry to hear you're feeling ill. I hope you get better soon. Sensitivity like that can be awful. My coworker gets like that due to stress so it's always good to take a day for yourself every once in a while.
It’s like “aw,poor des” and then when the actual voice leaves little personal notes at the end it’s like “dawg i just ate 6 mentos and im chugging 3 litres of coke”
Love how at the end of Chapter 3 this guy sounded like he was a blushing nerd that felt like one of those fun characters you have at the end of anime episodes because I couldn't help but laugh and love it🤣👍
Me: *trying to fall asleep not knowing what to expect* Video: There's no way in fvck I'm doing two voices so you gotta take what you can get Me: *starts crying and laughing because I wasn't expecting that*
I- I’m Speechless On 7 Different Levels. I Usually Don’t Watch This Type Of Content (Excluding The Fact I Love Stories.) This Was One Of The Best Things To Ever Exist On TH-cam, Please For The Love Of Me. Make More Content Like This I BEG.
I think I would melt if he called us Doe-eyes ☺️ Also, I found it hilarious when Des asked if they could go to McDonald's and then asked his dad if he wanted to go to 😂
I love these little commentaries afterwards. I’m in asexual. I’m trapped because I’m forcing myself to watch this. I mean listen to it but also be saying I’m sorry I’m sorry remind me exactly of my partner.
"Even when I started crying for no good reason" Me, who will cry at literally anything: 😃😄😀 why the hell am I feeling so called out with half this stuff I cannot-
In part like 1 or 2 I started being like 'haha headcanon that the listener is secretly a yandere too' and then part 9 hit- No idea how I got here tbh, but this was def an entertaining ride.
I agree nothing wrong with crying in a movie theatre I've cried many times when watching movies especially in theaters and honestly it hits different than crying at home on the couch
I wanna hold this sweet boy and tell him everythings gonna be okay 🥺. Your voice acting is great and I love how shy you get about voicing sex scenes. It's adorable and also you do it pretty well 😁
I always come back to this compilation, its so good i think this is the only version of the 'Yandere' trope i like, Plus Desmond is a super cute and lovable character. 1000/10 I listen to this whilst working and playing games, it never gets old
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The best 2 hours 36 minutes 21 seconds of my life (≧▽≦)!
(This will help me with my insomnia and having not to move to the next video, thx!
Same
Same
😊
same
honestly same
They are describing yanderes as raccoons
"He is smarter than all of them, he has a lot of interests, less then 10 homicides..."
That's literally what they are they crawl out the woodwork and never let you go
"that they were able to prove..."
"the fact I was able to find a pair of handcuffs easier than a pair of scissors in my apartment really says about the man that I am" got me giggling lol 😂
That got me too 😂😂
Hahhaha
I was like half asleep I heard that and I started laughing my ass off 🤣
So I'm sitting on my couch with my headphones in listening to this and I accidentally press the volume up to full blast directly as he says that and then my brother goes (but I thought you were lesbian)😂😂
@@Solar_love14😭😂😂😂 OH MY GOSH-
“Staying together until we’re both Halloween decorations” might be the most surprising adorable way to say love you :)
It really is cute
fr
Cute yet kinda scary
YES AND THATS WHAT IM SAYIN WHEN AND IF I GET MARRIED
@@CandorAsmr just fwi des is in my good boy column 😊
I love all the parts where he talks at the end of each chapter- It makes me unreasonable happy
Thank you! I'm gonna make a small compilation of those at some point.
The first one got me laughing
Agreed!
Same
Same idk why-
Dez: "starts to doubt himself and trying to convince us to send him back"
Us listener: "holds his face to calm him down" I won't do that I care and love you so much"
*Insert the meme *gently holds**
Us: your beautiful and the nicest person I ever met
Him: please send me back
Me POV :nooooooooooooo!!!!!
*AGGRESSIVE LOVE*
Dez nuts 😫
APD APPROVED
Fun fact: Plants have ways of communicating with each other. The scent of freshly cut grass is equivalent to a cry for help.
Until we meet again
Wow, thanks
Well.. Plants are considered live beings.. So I understand the cry for help.. They literally teach this in Science-
Yep, for some plants it’s also a way to tell other plants to Become bitter so they won’t be eaten ^^
Woah- Cool ;D
So if I like the smell of freshly cut grass does that mean I like the smell of suffering 😭💀
Dez: “I’m basically fighting the urge to kiss your neck and bite your shoulder!”
Me: “Well I mean…” 🫦
Please continue
"I mean.. Imma let you anywa--"
Fr
yea totally
FR😂
Him: no no no I'm not grabbing your throat 😭
Me: Oooo kinky
Him:no I don't wanna kill again
Me:OH SHIT HE WAS NOT BEING KINKY
YEA 😭😭
LOL SAME 🤣
“That was mean Juno toss” 😂
He’s just being silly >:3
So good
2:07:33 “I think this is why mom left you” I swear to god this is too funny 💀
Bruh I swear I started dying 💀
When he said that, all I thought was "shots fired!"
@@lovelyluci3214 For me it was 'get his ass!'
I GASPED
When I heard that I was like "Ooo shits personal"
The listener is so smort- adopting a yandere just so we don't have to find a partner.
I know 😏
Smart
@@hannahrau2219 let me have my word-
@@Sappy_Tea oops sorry-
Make them obsessed with you if no one else will be 😈
Candor: saying the characters aren’t supposed to be twins but he can’t do another voice
Also Candor: has the deepest voice at the end of each chapter
Real
A nerd with handcuffs in his apartment, I find it very suspicious but im grateful 🥴
Very suspicious
Hmmmmm🤨
"it was easier to find a pair of handcuffs rather than scissors"
Sir what you be doing in your free time 🧐🧐
3 minutes in and I'm cackling. "Under 10 homicides....that they were able to prove"
I AM THE DESTROYER
@@benandlucky091 LMAOOO
My friends that I was going insane hearing my laugh
@@againtheonewhowatchedbruh potato soup eating ASMR is better this/jk
I am Chaos
"you son of a bitch, sorry grandma" also "that's why mom left you" this got me rolling on the floor 🤣
Btw your voice is just beautifullll ✨
"Well, you're not being kissed to death. So I take it you're getting along well?" LMFAO
I mean I wouldn't have minded it but.....ok
BRO
Me: I wouldn't mind getting kissed to death😊. The destroyer/ us: what the f-
Dez: "I cant kill you but my buddy can, say hi buddy! :)"
Listener: " Hi -definity not angry-🙂
nah cus fr
I didn't get that until chapter 10 (;ŏ﹏ŏ) (and yes...i didn't know listener was a yandere for him to..)
Fr cause I got anger issues 😅
@@SCP-6503same-
@@SCP-6503REAL
2:14:55
Dez: So what do u say dad McDonald's?
Dad whos barely alive:"Mnnh"
Dez: McDonald's it is😃
Hahahaha
Bruh I'm dying rn 💀
NOT THE MCDONALD'S 🤣
Listener: your a grown ass man. Eat the fucking pickle.
Dad: Ggnnnhhhhh...
"My partner came to get me in hospital scrubs because that's how an actual healthy relationship works" I mean I would in fact leave the hospital in the scrubs to get Dez cause he deserves it.
HELPP
Yes. I love so much
You mean he DEZ-erves it? :3
@@hlivaralexa441no that's funny stop😂
Nah but same fr fr
1:10:54 "AnD tHeReRs TuRkEy,ThErErS tUrKeY"
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!
TURKEY
✨️TURKEY🫢
The "I don't do sexy I don't do Sultry" just got you a sub man, gg
Thank you lol
@@CandorAsmr dude des is like good boy best boy and the first yandere in amsr not to be weried😊
"I've very felt so awkward in my on apartment, alone" had me dying 😂
SAMEE 🤣
I'll never get used to making kissing sounds into my mic...
@@CandorAsmr PFFT- 💀
@@CandorAsmrhaha 😂I could not stop laughing at the ending of that one hahahahahaha
Like 🎉what 😢@@Wiccanbabe1986😢😢&
"Oh good, more for my collection!" That made me laugh so hard.
As a listener I've never felt so bad ass I AM THE DESTROYER 👹👹👹👹
And that's on gwad
Slayyyyy
@@hannahrau2219 slayyyyyy
@@ecinnasnaveshorts2232 slay
Slay
*shoots gun and hits the ceiling fan*
“THIS IS WHY MOM DOSENT FUCKING LOVE YOU”
Lmao
Lol
How tf did you make 15 chapter of this without cringy?Mad respect 🫡
Trust me, I felt very cringe at times.
@@CandorAsmr don’t worry a little cringe makes it funny and interesting 😂
I love how the listener is just dissing the dad through the entirety of parts 13,14,& 15
I especially love that we kept flipping him off when he was still getting surgery 😂
And the wedding!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm all for it frankly. The dad deserves it.
Hello neighbor
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...
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛*I see you, do you see me? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
“Im f-king nerd… for f-is sake “
This is amazing 😂😂
I’m partly here for the Author notes
Yeah, chapter one definitely caught my ass off guard, just randomly "ok so the two characters are not meant to be twins, but there's no way in fuck I'm doing two voices so you gotta take what you can get"🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
2:07:42 “I think this why mom left you” had me crying 😂
"that son of a b1tch.. Sorry grandma" AWW he still cares abt his grandma😭❤️ BTW I LOVED THE WHOLE SERIES❤️❤️❤️❤️
The "I'm a Nerd for gods sake i dont do sultry." During this got the worst laugh out if me
Honestly the bit with the Handcuffs was relatable af xD
Nice to know it's not just me xD
bro I'm on chapter 9 and I'm so happy I called it that listener was a yandere and it just makes the plot so much better!!!!!
The little authors notes things at the end of each chapter were incredible I love them
“The back breaking was 100% intentional” 🫲😐🫱
“Thats your name? Thats so pretty i love how it sounds” i let out a literal awwww
The bits at the end of each chapter makes me laugh so hard! You are so sweet we need more real asmr people like this it makes it so much more fun
You should do it. 👀
Okay, but the fact that Des KNOWS how unhinged he is, but he's willing to try is just so....AAAUUUGGGGHHHH. I'm obsessed!!!!!!
Edit: Don't even get me STARTED on the end of parts comments 😂😂😂 Here I am, thinking, "Awwwww, he's so sweet!" And then comes the VA, "I don't do sultry, I'M A FUCKING NERD!!!" PFFFFFFT I'M IN STITCHES!!!!!!!
Lol
3rd time listening to this and yet I still fall asleep this is why I love soft stuttering guys
I'm glad you're enjoying it so much. I wasn't expecting people to be so happy about the full version tbh.
Honestly I for one loved it (the parts I we’re actually awake for) it was very nice and to see dez try his best is actually very nice I loved it
Idk If I'm suppose to cry or not but, I did cry for how wholesome this was. It was worthy spending 2 hours 36 minutes and 31 seconds of my life listening to this
I was expecting the regular yandere stuff when I clicked this video, but HOLY SHIT, this is such a good story!
The fluff is so cute and the lore is so awesome! I literally stayed up til 3AM listening the whole series because I HAD to get to the ending! Good job, man!
Also yes, I yandere Dez very much
BRO SAME ITS ALMOST 4 IN THE MORNING AND IM RUNNING OFF OF AN OREO-
It’s almost 2:30am for me and I have and hour and thirty mins lefttt
1:12:22. Him: Oh boy more for my collection! Me: *starts laughing*. Him: Hey don’t laugh! Me: WTF!? Alright we’re the cameras!?
"I think this is why Mom left you" HAD ME ROLLING ON MY FLOOR 😭
At 31:59 the “I’m a fuging nerd” was personal😂 loved this audio btw
"it smells like you... And stale french fries"
I've been really sick lately and this was nice to listen to for a while, my eyes weren't adjusting properly and I was very overwhelmed when watching anything, this was just perfect! This series is so good I listened to the whole thing, and the voice acting was super good!
I'm sorry to hear you're feeling ill. I hope you get better soon.
Sensitivity like that can be awful. My coworker gets like that due to stress so it's always good to take a day for yourself every once in a while.
“It smells like you, and stale french fries” shit I started wheezing….
I'm so happy that I listened to this at night, it just made me feel better knowing no one would walk in my room and judge me.
“The sexiest person alive is naked in front of me” Holy shit this baby I need to hug him
He best boy
It’s like “aw,poor des” and then when the actual voice leaves little personal notes at the end it’s like “dawg i just ate 6 mentos and im chugging 3 litres of coke”
Can we just take a minute to appreciate this masterpiece and hard work♡
WE*
@@benandlucky091 TELL ME WHY I JUST NOITCED THAT LMAO TY
@@Skibitistorys because im a femboi nerd and ur a human
So basically ur just not that smart
@@benandlucky091 dayum💀💀💀
*The time I hear Dez cry*
Me: WHO I HAVE TO MURDER?!
Literally!!!
Same.
I loved it when he says " This is why mom left you " I laughed so hard🤣
"we both know i have the emotional capacity of a toddler" 😭😭😭
2:07:25 this is why mum left you…
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way I jumped out of my seat in tears from laughing so hard
when he said "ill take you to his cell" i was like NOOO LET HIM OUT HES CUTE AND INOCENT
also EXACTLY NO ONE HURTS MY SWEET BABY BOY
“You wanna go get McDonald’s? How about you dad?” *dying noises* “let’s go get some McDonald’s!”
Lol I laughed my head off at that!!!!! (Side note: I'm using my mom's account still because I'm lazy so don't reply to this 😘🥲)
@@alexandrasoto1180 your cooked
Love how at the end of Chapter 3 this guy sounded like he was a blushing nerd that felt like one of those fun characters you have at the end of anime episodes because I couldn't help but laugh and love it🤣👍
I also love how Chapter 6 he literally used it and hinted at himself.. approve👍
The moments when the chapters are about to end ,you say something every time haha I think that's are the best moment : )
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Him: "I think you got him"
The listener: *literally breaking the dad's spine* I think not
We're back benders (atla reference 😉)
STOP I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I LISTENED TO THIS FOR 2 HOURS. AND I LISTENED TO IT AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING
“It says you want my father to walk you down the aisle.. but he’s in a wheelchair-“ 😂😂😂
I started cackling when he said that his dad would be “walking” down the isle with us
Tbh this is the best yandere video i have watched its not like the one i haved watched it has a Big twist in it
Definitely not forgetting this
"im gonna make sure that son of a bitch- sorry grandma!"
HES RESPECTFUL TOO😭
LOLLL
“So u can get the paycheck AND get rid of me..”
No hun no…I’m insane too. *dabs up*
2:30:36
I wasn’t expecting the Halloween decoration I just laughed so hard
Dez is so adorable, I just wanna hug and squeeze him😍😍 great voice acting btw and I loved the commentary on every chapter💜💙💚
why the hell am i so invested in this story?!? i am sitting here and every major event that happens i am just like "hell yeah Dez"
Me: *trying to fall asleep not knowing what to expect*
Video: There's no way in fvck I'm doing two voices so you gotta take what you can get
Me: *starts crying and laughing because I wasn't expecting that*
@-Harmony_Gacha_Life- Ah I use he/they I appreciate the respect though
When he says he’s a nerd i don’t believe him for one second like bruh your yandere act be on point I actually want this dude all to myself
Finished at 2:22 a.m. and now I can sleep peacefully
I- I’m Speechless On 7 Different Levels.
I Usually Don’t Watch This Type Of Content (Excluding The Fact I Love Stories.)
This Was One Of The Best Things To Ever Exist On TH-cam, Please For The Love Of Me. Make More Content Like This I BEG.
horse
"I swear to God that son of a bi#ch"
"Sorry grandma"
That made me laugh 😂
We snitched on ourselves, and what did he do? "Aw sure u r"
I think I would melt if he called us Doe-eyes ☺️
Also, I found it hilarious when Des asked if they could go to McDonald's and then asked his dad if he wanted to go to 😂
At the end when he talks makes me laugh and happy
Thank you! I like making the little end commentaries.
The parts where he talks at the end of every chapter are my most favourite thing ever
His laugh
At the beginning i died when he yelled "REAL FUNNY KYLE"
I was laughing so hard when he said "Oh good more for my collection"
I love these little commentaries afterwards. I’m in asexual. I’m trapped because I’m forcing myself to watch this. I mean listen to it but also be saying I’m sorry I’m sorry remind me exactly of my partner.
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER LISTENED TO. I SWEAR I HAVENT BEEN THAT ENGAGED WITH A STORY EVER. I WAS ON THE VERGE OF CRYING
The fact that I was crying nearly every chapter says something about me and I'm not gowing to be the person to figure it out
I love it when you say the two characters are not meant to be twins but there's no way in hell I'm doing 2 different voices
❤❤❤
"Even when I started crying for no good reason"
Me, who will cry at literally anything: 😃😄😀 why the hell am I feeling so called out with half this stuff I cannot-
I cry at anything involving my dog....
In part like 1 or 2 I started being like 'haha headcanon that the listener is secretly a yandere too' and then part 9 hit-
No idea how I got here tbh, but this was def an entertaining ride.
I agree nothing wrong with crying in a movie theatre I've cried many times when watching movies especially in theaters and honestly it hits different than crying at home on the couch
I get jumpsscared every time the cat hisses
Love cats, never been hissed at, terrified by the sound
I wanna hold this sweet boy and tell him everythings gonna be okay 🥺. Your voice acting is great and I love how shy you get about voicing sex scenes. It's adorable and also you do it pretty well 😁
The end part of chapter 3 was just, most reliable shit I've heard, my nerdy ass could never
Edit: chapter 4's ending was just, wow
the little "ding dong" at the beginning always has me waiting for the no surprises audio
great audios, new sub :3
Your intermission is honestly the icing on the cake.
Did I just listen to a whole ass Movie?
Yup.
Did I like it?
No.
I. Loved. It!!
I have listen to this audio like 10 times and I still love it, I could watch this 100 times and still love it❤❤❤
At the end of chapter 3 where he told us he was alone and a nerd i couldn't help but wheeze the hell out of me
2:06:40
I fucking love this T-T
Omg we got to pistol whip someone while in are god damn pj’s.
I’m dead💀💀💀😂🤣
You know that lady cutting his hair probs thought we were abusing him ✋😭
the best part of the series is when he tells us about his experience and opinions love to listen him
I always come back to this compilation, its so good i think this is the only version of the 'Yandere' trope i like, Plus Desmond is a super cute and lovable character.
1000/10
I listen to this whilst working and playing games, it never gets old