The PERFECT Heavy Update

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  • @adeveth
    @adeveth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6072

    The Heavy Update should be named Worth the Weight.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      and it could be the update where they resurrect a bunch of shit weapons. (come back to me BFB and reserve shooter)

    • @ibymalik4139
      @ibymalik4139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      No No No the reserve shooter will remain shit forever

    • @thestarlightalchemist7333
      @thestarlightalchemist7333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Reserve shooter isn't shit (at least in x10)

    • @oknoarguement1804
      @oknoarguement1804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It won't be

    • @breadbug6101
      @breadbug6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      GIVE ME BACK MY AMBASSADOR

  • @Sonik644
    @Sonik644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9364

    Have the Heavy update come with MVM updates and call it "Heavy Metal"

    • @musicalsalad9742
      @musicalsalad9742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      nice one

    • @jakobmartins5027
      @jakobmartins5027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      That is Genius my friend

    • @JasonG17_
      @JasonG17_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I was gonna say use the Frontline stuff with the Heavy update and call it the "Heavy Artillery" Update, but that's a cool and good idea too.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You should join Valve

    • @LowercaseH2001
      @LowercaseH2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nice

  • @hopefulhyena3400
    @hopefulhyena3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    If heavy and spy ever get musical instrument taunts I think they should also make it a group taunt like the dances where if one person is doing their instrument taunt, everyone can join in together.

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you're in luck

  • @Maliciousmusicman
    @Maliciousmusicman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Idea: change the panic attack to instantly change to it while revved up, however you literally fling your minigun and have to pick it back up afterwards

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or we could make it so that when switching to the panic attack from rev, the heavy is forced to be fully still for the duration for the unrev

    • @Maliciousmusicman
      @Maliciousmusicman ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sud1881 but I wanna fling my minigun :(

  • @theblankking1966
    @theblankking1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    Community: "Do not touch the tomislav."
    TF2: "Hey guys let's rework the tomislav."

    • @bowser3017
      @bowser3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dmg -20%

    • @Genrevideos
      @Genrevideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And Valve nerfs the Tomislav and the community goes,
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?1!$@&!

    • @PartyMain
      @PartyMain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bowser3017 when did they do this change? it's -20% firing speed, not damage

    • @PartyMain
      @PartyMain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @S not nessecairly, you got a better accuracy which shouldn't affect tomislav in mid and long range

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      plot twist they only slightly change its damage falloff to be better at long range than the stock
      which would be nice
      if they also buffed the stock to keep the war going

  • @pumpkin-poweredcreeper1239
    @pumpkin-poweredcreeper1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    The only thing heavy needs in a heavy update is an australium sandvich.

    • @disc_00
      @disc_00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gold is not tasty

    • @Izzybelled
      @Izzybelled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@disc_00 australium probably is

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Izzybelled
      NGL, those shiny golden weapons look mighty tasty.

    • @pureanarchy257
      @pureanarchy257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Uhhh have you heard of the robot sandvich

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pureanarchy257
      That's still not a Sandvich made outta Australian Gold tho, that's a Sandvich made outta scraps from Grey Mann's robot army.

  • @tuopi27
    @tuopi27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    ideas:
    1) make the big drink a secondary. heavy could, instead of throwing the molotov, drink the alcohol and get back a bit of health. upon hitting the alt-fire, however, he lights it, starting a countdown. opon impact, or when the timer expires, it creates a small explosion, short area of fire, and then a lasting ring that heals teammates inside by a small amount. if exploded in the air, the heal coms down as rain. when healed by the molotov, you drip with magic alcohol that slowly douses fire and makes you wet for a short period of time. the molotov deal self-damage but not self-inflicted afterburn
    2) make the rushing russian use the melee slot and have it do less damage than fists when punching. make the rushing russian able to use all fists reskins. make it so that, when under speed boosts, the rushing russian moves further and faster.
    also add a heavy primary that totally removes your minigun and, in return, gives heavy some crazy passive boosts. e.g. "sahsa's sash"/"sash-a", a sash that heavy wears that says "heavy weapons guy" or something of that accord, possible that you can choose what is written on it. it possibly gives a passive damage boost to your secondary and melee, a health boost, a slight speed boost or possibly two or even all three. not only does this bring fat scout out of the meme bin and into an actual viable playstyle, but when paired with the steak sandvich and/or rushing russian, you get *heavy knight.* (thus why i said to be able to put reskins of fists on rushing russian. imagine running around with the shasha's sash, steak sandvich and conscientious objector)
    thank you for listening to my bullshit that 100% will not be seen by valve

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      3 years late, but you are welcome nonetheless

  • @eduardoflores1010
    @eduardoflores1010 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joey playing the "didgeridoo" while looking like a homeless man high as a godamn airplaine is making me die of laughter

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    When you are about to detonate the stickys but hear 12 heavy drums getting closer

  • @justsomenumpty
    @justsomenumpty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    the fact that Big Joey called Sniper's Didgeridoo a "magical bong" is hilarious

    • @Biankra
      @Biankra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wut it looks like: sniper playing somthing
      wut it feels like:that's dope

    • @andrewsantos4801
      @andrewsantos4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your profile pic gave me a fleeting second of joy for the first time in 3 years.

    • @tylerparsons2564
      @tylerparsons2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s also wierd bc it looks like he’s playing one himself

    • @Qwertiiy
      @Qwertiiy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Angry upside down noises

    • @1Subversion1
      @1Subversion1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who doesn't?!

  • @formofchicken4519
    @formofchicken4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The “ bong looking thing” that the sniper plays is a didgeridoo.

  • @angryshroom7869
    @angryshroom7869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joey: “We are for sure getting a heavy update”
    Me:*still sitting here curled up in a ball waiting for it*

    • @Aspect333-w9o
      @Aspect333-w9o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heavy update out yet? No Heavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? No

    • @Aspect333-w9o
      @Aspect333-w9o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? No

    • @Aspect333-w9o
      @Aspect333-w9o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? No

  • @l.dexter4361
    @l.dexter4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    As an Aussie, it's astounding to see Joey react to the existence of a didgeridoo.

    • @eatthebana
      @eatthebana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      australium aussie

  • @yaboouo
    @yaboouo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    We need a feature where if all the classes are playing there instrument taunts next to each other, it’s plays the main TF2 theme

    • @mudwallop737
      @mudwallop737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YES YES YES YES, Y E S

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That would take so much effort to get all instruments to do that (and give everyone an idol instrument animation) but it would be so worth it

    • @yaboouo
      @yaboouo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DShobz Gaming if shotgun farmers can do it valve can do it

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jj2d Community aid for the win!

    • @MsMacintosh
      @MsMacintosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We could have some other classes do the melody, while the current ones are more of a baseline-like thing.

  • @loreendonnelly1744
    @loreendonnelly1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can already imagine a row of heavy’s doing that drum taunt out of spawn

  • @agentdelta569
    @agentdelta569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    as an australian, big joeys lack of didgeridoos makes me laugh, especially when he starts moving his fingers around during the heavy drum showcase, thinking its some kind of flute hahahaha

  • @helix5729
    @helix5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    "the perfect heavy update"
    Honestly at this point _anything_ would be nice.

    • @audiowithdrawl5948
      @audiowithdrawl5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We average around 12k players on the weekends and 7k during the weekday. As much as I love this game, i think it's finally going to burn up soon.

    • @helix5729
      @helix5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@audiowithdrawl5948 There are 13k players on at 2 pm on a Thursday and that's only accounting for people in game and not queueing for one.

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AudioWithdrawl Honestly, that’s been said back in the early days. Tf2 isn’t going anywhere soon.

    • @ManofPeel
      @ManofPeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uh oh, their nerfing the *BRASS BEAST.*

    • @friedwater6519
      @friedwater6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _UPDATED LOCALIZATION FILES_

  • @skiddadleskadoodle7907
    @skiddadleskadoodle7907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    #BuffTheBeast
    - -100% movement speed for the user
    -Automatic aimbot
    -Add a secondary attack which makes you fire 4 missiles
    -Be able to be healed by only engineers
    -can be sapped
    _wait a sec_

  • @jasonbeasy6007
    @jasonbeasy6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Joey: "Some more war themed cosmetics"
    Me: soviet items here i come!!

  • @Cultist_Mono
    @Cultist_Mono 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was the time Joey did not know of the bio breaker

  • @WrathOfThanatos
    @WrathOfThanatos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    The Sniper also has a saxophone, the Scout has bongos, Soldier technically has a trumpet, and Pyro has a guitar.

  • @grits_taste_good415
    @grits_taste_good415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    11:01 The Heavy doesn't like to drink, he has said in past comics

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But what if it's Vodka?

    • @grits_taste_good415
      @grits_taste_good415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@CaptainCFalcon He just doesn't like to have any alcohol in general. He says it gives him a headache

    • @PabloDonkeyBong2009
      @PabloDonkeyBong2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@grits_taste_good415 wasnt it soda?.

    • @grits_taste_good415
      @grits_taste_good415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@PabloDonkeyBong2009 I am mostly certain it is not soda/pop/Coke

    • @Hazgoblin
      @Hazgoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He still gets drunk, he's drunk in his voice lines for the tooth fairy costume

  • @trench5690
    @trench5690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its sad this came out 3 years ago and there is still on sight of the update on the horizon

  • @Camping_Journey
    @Camping_Journey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The heavy update should be a community made update called "the Last stand" and its a war themed update, it could even include mvm, and its perfect for heavy.

  • @bread1048
    @bread1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    If the heavy gets a instrumental taunt I feel like it should be a tiny piano.
    Seeing a giant Russia man playing a tiny piano is pretty funny to me anyways.

    • @acardboardbox3610
      @acardboardbox3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      BABUSHKA JUST KILLED TINY MAN POOT GUN AGAINST TINY HEAD PULLED TRIGGER NOW HE DEAD

    • @GGgentlemen
      @GGgentlemen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Il vento d'oro

    • @TheFlamingDraco
      @TheFlamingDraco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GGgentlemen you will capture the control point.

    • @MayaMaya-si3nw
      @MayaMaya-si3nw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn't that be for pyro?

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nick Tin spy would also fit well with a piano but heavy is just more funny.
      Also winglet has made a taunt for the pyro called flamer’s Fiddle which I also like.

  • @skelly1004
    @skelly1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Imagine if they added Uncle Dane's "The Ammo Reserv" weapon idea. That in conjunction with the Huo-Long Heater would make it a much more viable weapon and might even bring it into the meta. Make it happen, Valve. I want my Strange Huo-Long Heater to be viable after all these years I've owned it.

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume the Ammo Reserv is basically an ammo pack?

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a horroble idea... first off, the jag is a direct upgrade as it thw tomislav, and should be nerfed to be more intresting... engineer = defend and the heavy is a sentry that can move... heavy should soak damage or be a meatshield or heavy dmg output/arena denial...

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jack Spedicy2 how does that relate to the original comment?

  • @TheBabblingBuffoon
    @TheBabblingBuffoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The enemy heavy: pulls out steak sandvich
    Me: laughs in sniper

    • @ACE_harvester77
      @ACE_harvester77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laughs in charged

    • @ochoforreals
      @ochoforreals 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laughs in I can't play sniper I'm god awful

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      laughs in i cant even get out of spawn without dying immediately for the love of god please stop

  • @jzup1_424
    @jzup1_424 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope this is what the summer update will be fingers crossed

  • @Jack_26
    @Jack_26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Valve: Guys we relased the Heavy Update
    Joey: did you add the things ı suggested in my video ?
    Valve : No we removed Heavy bkz he is too confusing for new players

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      > Simplest class
      > Removed for being too confusing

    • @PrGibus
      @PrGibus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa >snowplow gang

    • @ugjibii1155
      @ugjibii1155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao remove medic to cause a time loop

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dexxus >Be pyro

    • @creamisnotshin5038
      @creamisnotshin5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Screaming Eagle lmao this is gold

  • @dkstudios4805
    @dkstudios4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I want heavy to have a piano that’s too small for him

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He tries playing two keys, gets mad, and smashes it.

    • @dkstudios4805
      @dkstudios4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BeyondBaito perfect

    • @painandmisery8971
      @painandmisery8971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BeyondBaito that's the shit i'd pay for

    • @NarraJoker12
      @NarraJoker12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give him a harmonica

    • @gameygames135
      @gameygames135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Has been suggested for pyro

  • @YellowScar2014
    @YellowScar2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:01 Welp, you're officially my favourite youtuber now.

  • @thegoldenmask4765
    @thegoldenmask4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Big Joey: "Chaser Heavy"
    Me: "Fat Scout MKII

  • @adamjsher04
    @adamjsher04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Also: throw in the catwalk taunt. HOW IS IT NOT IN THE GAME YET!?

    • @pikagotglock7038
      @pikagotglock7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ikr! When i took a look at the workshop i just thought, Imagine a heavy walking at you like that xD

    • @littlepenguinasksaboutclim1286
      @littlepenguinasksaboutclim1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh

    • @AriSketoboy
      @AriSketoboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Greatest All-Class taunt that is worth your money

    • @shanethebrownwolf5575
      @shanethebrownwolf5575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. How is it not?

    • @justaregularprofile8829
      @justaregularprofile8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget about attaching the sleazeball's strut as a taunt style for Scout (or just have it as its' own taunt all-together, whichever happens in the end).

  • @jasongantz8361
    @jasongantz8361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    What if we got an Ice Cream Sandvich, no afterburn and fire resistant

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Only heal 150 health for heavy and 50 for Allies

    • @jasongantz8361
      @jasongantz8361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Pogmit Yes, PLEASE

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Pogmit welp it's decided then, let's use yours

    • @fancyb.p.6122
      @fancyb.p.6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a really dumb idea. What if the ice cream gave you.
      -150 hp for heavy and 75 hp for teammates.
      -50% less damage from bullet and fire sources
      -Grants an aura of icicles that damages enemies and inflicts bleed for a short while.

    • @JohnsonSteel
      @JohnsonSteel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @CallMeGabe it's not a gun

  • @novayazemlya7688
    @novayazemlya7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think a good way to buff the huo long heater would to make the ring of fire act as a weak air blast to make the ring of fire actually useful against spies and demoknights.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      The spy can still jump over the ring

  • @JohnWhitneyTheFourth
    @JohnWhitneyTheFourth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude, watching this and it's three years old. Ouch

  • @kingjensen8091
    @kingjensen8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "We want an update for Mann vs. Machine"
    Ah, so an update to casual

    • @elliotpoco7539
      @elliotpoco7539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It hurts.

    • @susragejr477
      @susragejr477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why are we still here? Just to suffer

    • @Pllid
      @Pllid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea

    • @TheDaxter11
      @TheDaxter11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd love an update to MVM but at the same time with how you have to pay for tickets if you want any of the actual rewards out of it its simultaneously a good mode and a pain in the ass. I know the tickets aren't all that expensive but its still annoying to have to pay an entry fee just to get the cool rewards, even if the games F2P.
      ESPECIALLY if you end up in a game with some tacobot duchebag who tries to get you kicked for the slightest "misstep", won't stop complaining and bitching the whole match, or "allows you" to stay in until the last round where they'll try and get you kicked, so you did the work for them but don't get the possible reward.

    • @iamcalled6715
      @iamcalled6715 ปีที่แล้ว

      this aged really bad ngl

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "Oh man these weapons actually sound really cool"
    *over a year ago*
    Sigh....

    • @bagheadedman7946
      @bagheadedman7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm just imagining heavy charging at mock five speed in the normal walk animation for the legs, with his right hand ready to bich slap someone like a fat demoknight, just imagine what it will look like if he's strafing

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m imagining them making the update

    • @pussyslaya4543
      @pussyslaya4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they still haven't???

    • @kaiwilson5628
      @kaiwilson5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *over a year and a half ago*

  • @Assgier
    @Assgier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how you're using a soundtrack of Zelda as a background theme to TF2 👍🏻

  • @DavySolaris
    @DavySolaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Something I dont see enough people talking about: the MOST important thing a Heavy update needs to provide, in my opinion, is a new mobility mechanic for Heavy that completely shakes up the meta and how the class is played. Pyro's jetpack being a perfect example. Heavy's number 1 problem is lack of mobility, so something that gives him a more fluid alternative play style at the cost of a secondary would be ideal. Perhaps something that works similar to the Eureka Effect that allows Heavies to jump to spawn/tele exits, for example.

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So, I'm seeing a lot of ideas for secondaries in this comments section, so why not we look at a meelee like this? I give you...
      *The Soviet Shortcut*
      Description: A pair of metal (silvery gray, unlike the metal fists) gauntlets with a slightly clawed look to the fingers. Several flashing dials can be seen on the back of both hands.
      Stats:
      When equipped: +10% movement speed
      When in use: use alt fire to show a circle on the ground where your cursor is pointing. Not on walls, only the ground. Release right click after 2 seconds to play a brief animation, teleporting the player.
      -20% weapon switch speed
      After alt fire is used, 5 second cooldown.

    • @racereyes5620
      @racereyes5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they add a new mobility mechanic, like the jetpack, it would have to replace his primary. Heavy with mobility AND his minigun would be absolutely broken.

    • @DavySolaris
      @DavySolaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@racereyes5620 not sure I agree: if it was a "burst mobility" secondary, to use the example of the jetpack, heavy would no longer take a century to move from spawn to where the action is, but would still be disincentivised from over-extending due to the lack of a lunchbox item. Without a primary, heavy is just a meme class and not tactically useful.

    • @racereyes5620
      @racereyes5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Richard Head If you have ever played in a competitive setting. All of beach’s mobility items are banned because moving heavy around the map that quickly is stupidly broken. It’s very difficult to deal with and most importantly, not very fun for the opposing team.

    • @DavySolaris
      @DavySolaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@racereyes5620 I dont play comp, and I dont think it should be a deciding factor in how the class works as a whole, given how many issues there are with the mode itself, but I understand what you're saying.

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The perfect heavy is
    Giving him a subclass that isnt hoovy
    Like gunspy demoknight flare pyros etc

    • @moronichybrid
      @moronichybrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, we have one. It's called Fat Scout

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@moronichybrid one that isnt treated as a meme
      Demoknights are the oppositte of a meme and they wreck your face off
      Flare pyros often manage to kill snipers (well at least i die alot)
      And gunspies literally shift the whole way to play spy from well the spy to a more aggressive sniper on the frontlines
      Like a secondary that isnt a lunchbox item or shotgun like some sort of mobility gear like pyro thruster and demoman shield
      Or even substitute the minigun just like how demoman has the boots that takes his pills like some sort of heavier shotgun that lives up to the other games of the "weapon of mass destruction upclose but a tickling machine from far away"

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@miguelmialichi6367 Most of those subclasses aside from demoknight are debatably not legit.

    • @TheoRO-sl6hh
      @TheoRO-sl6hh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miguel Mialichi so fat scout,I got dominated a lot by them they are powerful af

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chicken boi (chickikiev and scout with chicken next to him)

  • @spanishnameisjesus
    @spanishnameisjesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Big drums
    Bongos
    Didgeridoo
    Accordion
    Trombone
    Bagpipes
    The sound of war.

    • @ilimuninati4929
      @ilimuninati4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Scout: kazoo kid

    • @pandagamer-hg5be
      @pandagamer-hg5be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      dont forget pyro's air guitar

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pyros fiddle.

    • @arson5533
      @arson5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      amen child, amen

    • @arson5533
      @arson5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ilimuninati4929 bro if they gave scout a kazoo XD

  • @Intrafacial86
    @Intrafacial86 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I scrapped my original idea here that was essentially just booties + push resistance for the heavy and am sharing a pair of items I came up with that are meant to be used together but could each be used in separate loadouts.
    First is a Slot #1 battle armor that replaces the minigun. This armor has 200 units of “fuel” as ammo. Fuel is spent when moving/jumping, taking damage, and dealing melee damage, but this is in exchange for boosted speed, jump height, damage resistance, melee damage, and push force resistance. Even if completely idle, fuel is still spent at a minimum of 1 unit per second. If empty, the wearer is severely weakened with all of the aforementioned stat bonuses removed or even penalized. Ammo boxes would give extra fuel, payloads and dispensers would give less fuel, and engineers could use metal to add fuel with their melee hits.
    Second, I came up with a much simpler melee weapon that uses 1 unit of primary ammo per swing (even if it misses) to boost attack damage and speed while reducing swing delay. If there is no primary ammo available, attack damage and speed are penalized while swing delay is increased. Again, this is meant to be used in conjunction with the armor, but it can use minigun ammo just as well.

  • @theneonwarriors3794
    @theneonwarriors3794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like the rush’n Russian would be better for a primary slot, it would make you go full chaser heavy with the Rush’n Russian, the Buffalo Steak Sandvich, and a melee

  • @QUCKCPRMN_tf
    @QUCKCPRMN_tf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Heavy dosen't drink tho it gives him headaches, it's in the lore

    • @girf4233
      @girf4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If heavy would drink, everyone would die

    • @codymurphy7347
      @codymurphy7347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure drinking will give most anyone a headache. It's called a "hangover"

    • @thegeneraljohn2895
      @thegeneraljohn2895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice work actually doing the homework, mate! Been a long ass time since I found someone who legitimately understood the lore of a game from the comics - outside of MVM or, maybe, the War updates.

    • @meucas1115
      @meucas1115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He doesn't drink *beer* or any fizzy drinks because they give him headaches

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meucas1115 it's nice that they made that a trait of his, people would think the russian would be obsessed with vodka like the demo with his brews, but no, he isn't a meat head that has a fun fetish
      he's a professional, and professionals have standards

  • @lorenzorodriguez4599
    @lorenzorodriguez4599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I think that a Molotov is a great idea, but it should be a secondary. And the stats would be as followed: mouse 1 he takes the paper out of the bottle and chugs it for 100 or 150 health, and mouse 2 he lights the Molotov and throws it. If it were added as i suggest it would be the perfect mix of gun box and lunch box items.

    • @acardboardbox3610
      @acardboardbox3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Isn't the stuff inside a Molotov petrol?

    • @g.m.j.bennett6702
      @g.m.j.bennett6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@acardboardbox3610 what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

    • @yashkeshavpatnam1852
      @yashkeshavpatnam1852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nicronos yeah, but 100 proof grain alcohol can probably give off a big ol fireball if lit

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A new secondary where Mouse 1 and Mouse 2 have different effects, one of them being an AoE fire effect?
      * looks at the existing Sandvich *
      * remembers how any players accidentally start munching the Sandvich instead of throwing it to their burning Medic, while the Medic accusingly burns to death in front of them as they watch in horror and shame *
      Yeah, there are going to be some _hilarious_ mishaps.

    • @parkourse2457
      @parkourse2457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog ayy malao
      excellent

  • @markpatterson1373
    @markpatterson1373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'd like to see balalaika(Russian analogue of banjo) instead of giant drum

  • @coleburns362
    @coleburns362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    man. a terminator-themed MvM update with a focus on Heavy would Still be amazing.

  • @bodiesargeant9939
    @bodiesargeant9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The large drink should be called "The Bolshevik Bottle"

  • @memuskhan9976
    @memuskhan9976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    A lot of classes have weapons with a meter that can be filled by doing damage, what if heavy had one that could make up for his mobility. It would be a mini gun, it would have less ammo and possibly reduced damage and accuracy, but when you fill the meter, you can hit R to activate it. It would give Heavy a speed boost and remove his movement debuff while revved. If you died while the meter was charging it would all be lost, but if it was already full then it would persist between lives, that way the Heavy would have the choice of using the meter to try and get back up to the front lines quicker if there isn't a teleporter, or to try and save it for an offensive push.

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Here me out, put this on a shotgun, that way, due to its increased mobility you might be able to buff Fat Scout into a semi-meta alternative due to heavy only really having 1 play style, but having a Shotgun that gives you a little extra health and a speed boost buff (maybe -50% ammo on primary or -50% Damage) and you have a subclass, maybe you could also add a primary that cannot deal damage but adds a 5-10% permanent speed-boost so it could combo with the new shotgun, like how the Persian is better in full demo-knight, obviously needs some changes but I would love it.

    • @dragonslayer2924
      @dragonslayer2924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@suomi5475 as a fat scout main, YES

    • @index1379
      @index1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’ll have to get rid of less ammo because With less damage and or accuracy it would not be as rewarding

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have made the baby face minigun. That is all you have done.

    • @montypythonandtheholygrail9687
      @montypythonandtheholygrail9687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would be named “Anastasia”

  • @plantsthezombieking6725
    @plantsthezombieking6725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It’s been 6 years..

  • @banetteisunderrated8823
    @banetteisunderrated8823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If i were to chose a buff for the steak sandvich, i would say it should give a regeneration effect when eaten in addition to the health joey says it should give, while decreasing health from medics and overheal in general. This could make the chaser heavy more of a solo playstyle overall.
    Also, if the chargin heavy gets added, i expect within a week people meme the fat demoknight.

  • @lebwoi2730
    @lebwoi2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    What if all the instrument taunts play on the same rhythm so that people can play a song in spawn that would be so cool now I think about it

    • @marcelzed1154
      @marcelzed1154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      To make them all able to combine on a single song they may need to change some of the already existing ones into supporting beats, like the role the bass plays in a band. It is important that musical taunts still sound kinda good on their own, so they should be careful with that, maybe adding 2 different sounds: the lone taunter's song and the band song

    • @alpha-tomahawk532
      @alpha-tomahawk532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If all instrument taunts would be played at russian server on a red spawn all at the same time and at 0:00 - the heavy update would be announced

    • @StabYoureIt
      @StabYoureIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marcelzed1154 The easiest solution would be to create an in-game system for the newer music taunts to always play on a set cue that's programmed into the game so they always play in order in the correct position of how long the song would be running, if that makes sense
      To make it a lil simpler for my own case it would be like having a full-time music sync on the server so the newer taunts work properly to be in sync

    • @StabYoureIt
      @StabYoureIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marcelzed1154 More or less like auto tuning the taunts to the correct time frames

    • @jayjaygolden5123
      @jayjaygolden5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Make it a taunt you can join, much like a high five or a conga, and then make it a rythm minigame.

  • @Spunow
    @Spunow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Sniper had a saxophone 🎷 and scout has bongos.
    Edit: and engineer has both a guitar and banjo.

    • @spy8152
      @spy8152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and engineer has a banjo + guitar (played before taunt kill and in meet the engineer)

    • @dimensiondefender6785
      @dimensiondefender6785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Team Musical 2
      Featuring...
      Scout on bongos
      Soldier on trombone
      Demoman on bagpipes
      Heavy on drums
      Engineer on banjo
      Medic on accordion
      and Sniper on saxophone
      with choreography brought to you by Pyro and Spy.

    • @arcstaff
      @arcstaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dimensiondefender6785 heavy on heavy bass

    • @kylelockwood11
      @kylelockwood11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder what instrument pyro would have... That fiddle taunt maybe
      Spy seems more like a violinist to me, what about you guys?

    • @eddyfizio5349
      @eddyfizio5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylelockwood11 i think spy could get a flute

  • @jecksfoxofficial
    @jecksfoxofficial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5 years ago..

  • @grayguy69
    @grayguy69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We where so stupid thinking heavy update will come

    • @lwsixo2726
      @lwsixo2726 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *were 🤓

  • @randomorange562
    @randomorange562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    All of this is great but that Molotov would need to be a secondary (anyway imagine it’s synergy with the hou long heater!)

  • @the-t-doggames1553
    @the-t-doggames1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Huh. Recommended two years later. Nifty. I have watched the “TF2 isn’t dying” video, so I’m still holding out.

    • @shunjojo5593
      @shunjojo5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wait wtf this was made in 2019 its 2020 how tf u in 2021

    • @halftime919
      @halftime919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1 year*

    • @onetrickgirl
      @onetrickgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its 1 year old tho so.... how?

    • @PonkingtonHeights
      @PonkingtonHeights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We’re living in 2020, this guy is living in 2021

    • @sharko3211
      @sharko3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how tf 2 years ago I’m 5 months ahead of you and it’s still a year old-

  • @armjustarm
    @armjustarm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The sniper plays a Didgeridoo

  • @evinghostwrite7265
    @evinghostwrite7265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Personally, I don't think the new items would make it into the game
    As you said, Molotov is in the melee slot and you said that if a player had thrown it the player would've need to recharge it again. Now why this doesn't work is about how Valve designs its weapons, every single class in the game has it's weapon which would give you a fighting chance. For example, if you are a demoman and you ran out of both stickies and pipes, use the bottle. There's only one melee in the game that can be lost and charged again, the spycicle, but what Valve did in this situation is gave it the sapper, the invis watch and the disguise kit, so you can disguise yourself or go invisible to pick up ammo and replenish your spycicle, but the Molotov in this situation is if you have thrown it, you would have nothing else to fight with and you would've just been left vulnerable. And if it gave you back your fists... It's then just a straight upgrade from stock
    For the Charge Attack, as you said, is for fighting Vaccinator Medics, how I think Valve wanted Vaccinator to work is to make the team work together to beat one specific thing. Let's say you have a Pyro and the Heavy working together, they can kill the medic and his patient with ease. But a heavy alone... Would be challenging (if you used any other minigun). Now there is a weapon that is really specific, but useful for countering Vac medics, it's the Huo Long Heater, ambushing the medic and his patient would be a great play since the damage while they're burning is well, kind of amazing. And for the charge attack itself... It's useless compared to the sandvich and any other lunch box item.

    • @maxallen121
      @maxallen121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like if the Molotov became a weapon it should be a replacement for the secondary if anything, it just makes more sense.

    • @titanlord9267
      @titanlord9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the molotov should give you back your fists, BUT, they are weaker, like
      When Equipped:
      -20% damage
      -30% swing speed
      -When you don't have your molotov, -50% holster speed
      -10% damage vulnerablity
      feel free to suggest

  • @testoyt
    @testoyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I don't even think that hopes for a Heavy Update made sense anymore... JUST LOOK AT HOW LONG WE HAVE WAITED

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gacc05 we've waited like this before.

    • @scoutsleftnut13
      @scoutsleftnut13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We had a recent minor update which is a summer cosmetic drop, there's no harm in having a little bit of hope

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      scout'sleftnut you forgot the more important thing
      They updated the localization files

    • @blank4844
      @blank4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But l4d2 get update after 10years so we have still hope

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All I want is a update to end the aimbotting

  • @600coyotes6
    @600coyotes6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Scout: bongos
    Soldier: trombone
    Pyro: bass guitar
    Demo: bagpipes/piano
    Heavy: *gets drums*
    Engie: banjo/acoustic guitar
    Medic: accordion/violin
    Sniper: didgeridoo/sax
    Spy: probably the FRENCH HORN (I'm not sorry.)
    Well I guess Valve should change the name to Band Fortress 2.

    • @PhoenixStriker1
      @PhoenixStriker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      600 coyotes I wanna see scout with a kazoo

    • @unholymackerel8072
      @unholymackerel8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Spy should probably get a violin or a piano, honestly! n.n

    • @PolarGabriel
      @PolarGabriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unholymackerel8072 Demo's on piano already

    • @fools7112
      @fools7112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      everyvone can play the guitar abviously because of the shred alert

    • @PolarGabriel
      @PolarGabriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fools7112 but it isn't unique to one class, also it's a promo item

  • @user-ni5yz7dq8z
    @user-ni5yz7dq8z 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this aged well.

  • @naruokimira
    @naruokimira ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heavy needs, deserve, a fourth slot for sandvich

  • @ross1908
    @ross1908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Instead of a big drum, he should materialize a full size grand piano and play something like rush b.

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe a piano cover of Boney M’s Rasputin song?

    • @shadowrocketzero1703
      @shadowrocketzero1703 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello cousin

    • @ross1908
      @ross1908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah these are good. Maybe if they felt like it, make a whole new song with a Russian tf2 feel to it.

  • @kerbehklobbah5790
    @kerbehklobbah5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Maybe if we get the heavy drums taunt, we can have him play "The Art of War", just imagine hearing that playing before a match beings. It would be soooo cool, man I hope this gets into the game.

  • @archidonwarrior
    @archidonwarrior 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    cheers to 4 years of this video still being relevant because the heavy update still hasn't happened.

  • @lordlammi1562
    @lordlammi1562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:51 so, when you're out of ammo for all your weapons, you just A-pose? Yep, I'm sold.

  • @jmvt3
    @jmvt3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    >war themed heavy update
    >not giving the Heavy USSR themed cosmetics

    • @ZeFluffyKnight
      @ZeFluffyKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There is like, a millions of those already though lol.

    • @drivanradosivic1357
      @drivanradosivic1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      the Heavy is a counter Revolutionary, so Tsarist and Resistance themed cosmetics would fit more.

    • @dog_catcher3496
      @dog_catcher3496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Я тебя выслушал левак, а теперь иди к стенке

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It will break his lore since he's against the ussr

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Francisco Pizarro González yeah but that's the joke for heavy

  • @MrPort
    @MrPort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I would also like the "The Russian Street Fighter": Zangeif's mohawk.

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine a taunt kill where Heavy rushes forward and if he's able to grab an enemy, he'll do Zangief's Spinning Piledriver you into next week. I'm thinking the Cyclone Grab. A nod to Zangief's nickname, Red Cyclone.
      It would need to have the obligatory charge up time (let's say it's half as long as Scout's Home run tauntkill), but would be dramatic and flashy. And to top it off, Heavy could possibly control where he lands, basically allowing him to jump to a higher location if it connects.
      It would be a bit longer than most Tauntkill's overall, and you would be left completely vulnerable for a few seconds if it misses (and yes obviously you'll still take damage during the duration of the taunt). But it would be funny and I could see some funny moments and could be a very rewarding method of getting to a higher location. Also just imagine seeing a bunch of Heavy's just rushing forwards with no sense of self preservation.
      Also funny idea to add on, when landing, Heavy and his victim could crush enemies if Heavy can land on them.
      Also possible idea to add on, maybe if it doesn't have to kill enemies, perhaps this could grab Allies as well. Obviously it wouldn't do damage to them, because let's be honest trolls would team kill their teammates and piss everyone off, but it could be useful for when you and your Medic girlfriend are corned and you need an escape method. And while yes Trolls could still jump into pits and the environment, it could be interesting.
      Alternatively it could be like the High Five taunt or Rock Paper Scissors taunt where you could offer to hug someone and you just jump into the air and piledrive them, like the idea above it deals no damage for both enemy and teammates alike and you have full control over it.
      These are two ideas (three technically) are probably my best bets for a nice interesting taunt related to this idea.

  • @bengalnorr9624
    @bengalnorr9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the idea of a chaser Heavy. This can be dubbed the Bearded Heavy since it seems Bearded Expense likes to chase people down with threats to crush you with his "big sasquach hands" and what not XD

  • @Alex-fm7ou
    @Alex-fm7ou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And now we’re over here getting snakes, oh how I miss these hopeful ideas.

  • @hitokori4108
    @hitokori4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    5:46 Not gonna lie I've seen to many heavy's get the gun for the first time use it for 10 minutes and then call it garbage.
    11:56 I actually want in the game it sounds amazing.

  • @yocapo32
    @yocapo32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Honestly, I feel there's two ways they could go at adding a Heavy Shotgun (heh) in-game:
    1. Go the TFC route and add a Double-Barreled Shotgun replacing the primary, a *lot* more damage, slower rate of fire, and I'd say a tighter spread to not completely cripple the Heavy into being a worse Scout, same ammo pool as the shotgun, or...
    2. Add a bandolier of unspecified (Australium, maybe?) high-power shells that buff the secondary shotguns in exchange of not having a Minigun, there's even a shotgun bandolier cosmetic in the Workshop already.

    • @randomfolk9545
      @randomfolk9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it should be called heavy weapons heavy shotgun

  • @someguynameda_webbo6286
    @someguynameda_webbo6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We are already having the second war between man vs machines in our servers.

  • @limbo2433
    @limbo2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Did it scare you?"
    Me trying to remember how to breath: yes

  • @UeyMazatl
    @UeyMazatl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    #BUFFTHEBEAST and yeah I do agree Joey with your ideas of taunts, cosmetics, and weapons

  • @hurricane_slash
    @hurricane_slash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Imagine running out of minigun ammo, throwing your cocktail, and charging into someone

  • @kdevelopergw
    @kdevelopergw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The perfect heavy update is the heavy update that comes out

  • @jadegreenleaf781
    @jadegreenleaf781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:28 valve had initially wanted to implement grenades- and along with that something like this for pyro- but it was cut since it wasnt fun to play with or against

  • @Don_Glover
    @Don_Glover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Actually for the drum taunt it shoulf be lower pitched and louder. Its too blank as it is but the end is epic

    • @wisteria45
      @wisteria45 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the big drum in The Art Of War, right?

  • @Blank-zn2zk
    @Blank-zn2zk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I believe the "Steak Sandvich" should only heal 100+ hp. It would kinda remind me of the Dalokohs Bar, giving a temporary effect and healing 100+ hp.

    • @Somersalsa
      @Somersalsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or maybe heal per hit.
      Kinda like lifesteal. That would keep you going, but if the enemy is faster than you/you miss the hits, you're screwed

  • @giryrose
    @giryrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    With the instruments, the scout now has bongos and the pyro has a kids piano.

  • @majomi2062
    @majomi2062 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i heard heavy updare is coming tomorow

    • @merk-o-frik8394
      @merk-o-frik8394 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's coming this summer

    • @roxtor8473
      @roxtor8473 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merk-o-frik8394 it's not

  • @lynneross2115
    @lynneross2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    HEAVY METAL UPDATE, I PRAY IT COMES.

    • @1bum
      @1bum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sturtr Renaissance dont steal

    • @GrimZYT
      @GrimZYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't steal
      No no

    • @lynneross2115
      @lynneross2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually suggested this name in the ask Joey channel on his discord.

    • @lynneross2115
      @lynneross2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      StickyPudding _ I made this post before though

    • @lynneross2115
      @lynneross2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZekoMeta TF2 same for too

  • @Noxillificus
    @Noxillificus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Heavy is like the only class without a single fire primary so why not give him an artillery cannon and heres some stats btw im probabaly not good at balancing
    advantages:
    1,000% DAMAGE bonus
    bullets are replaced with high explosive shells
    disadvantages:
    reload required
    clip size is 1
    max ammo is reduced to 40
    not an automatic
    shells can be reflected
    50% slower move speed while active

    • @PerditioTempus2591
      @PerditioTempus2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would outdate Lazypurple's Timeless Masterpiece Video. That is a Pet Peeve I have

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Give it a 100% movement speed penalty.

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that 1000% damage thing is too op, make it an 100%movement decrease while revved and have a slower rev speed

    • @Noxillificus
      @Noxillificus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EvilRaccoonDM 1000% isnt really that bad because i was thinking its gonna be 50 damage and besides clip size is 1 meaning reload for like 1 second between shots

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Noxillificus it sounds much more aggressive on paper but I stick by the slower rev

  • @duqam7422
    @duqam7422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If all that happened I would immediately become a heavy main, not only bc the drum taunt, but the rush bash things could potentially be used like demos shield for “heavy trimping “

  • @thiccomni-man96
    @thiccomni-man96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so excited for the heavy update that I have been waiting for over 1,300 days

  • @ThatSpaceMann
    @ThatSpaceMann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Weapon Idea:
    *Russian Retaliator* (Heavy Secondary)
    (+) 30% More bullets per shot
    (+) 25% Faster reload
    (+) 50% More damage per shot
    (+) 25% More damage when overhealed
    (+) 50% bullet, explosion, and fire damage resistance when below 50% health and weapon is active
    (+) 100% More ammo
    (+) 50% Faster firing speed
    (-) This weapon holsters 75% slower
    (-) This weapon draws 100% slower
    (-) 33% Less rounds per clip
    (-) Large bullet spread (fast damage fall off)
    (-) No random critical hits
    (-) 50% Melee vulnerability
    (-) 30% Slower movement speed when weapon is active
    (-) 15% Slower movement speed when weapon is holstered
    (-) 50% Less ammo from ammopacks and dispensers while active
    (-) 10% Less health from Medics and dispensers while active
    The idea is that this shotgun would be big and heavy, but it’d pack a serious punch, and because it’s so large, it could be used to block damage. Plus, it would reload and shoot very fast to make up for the slow movement speed. And it would be effective when paired with a Medic, which is why I threw in “25% More damage when overhealed.” It’d be super powerful, but weak once somebody got a little far away. Also, I added the “50% Melee vulnerability” because it kind of makes sense that, if somebody were to somehow manage to land a melee hit in before being annihilated by this shotgun, it would deal more damage. Lastly, in order to balance the overheal stat, I added the “10% Less health from Medics and dispensers” stat.
    Now, obviously this weapon is weak at longer ranges, so the user would have to use either the Tomislav, or this weapon that could come with this shotgun in the update:
    Weapon Idea:
    *Bolshevik Beater* (Heavy Primary)
    (+) 50% smaller bullet spread (stronger at long range)
    (+) This weapon has a silent spin sound
    (+) 10% Faster movement speed while spun up
    (+) 25% Faster movement speed while holstered
    (+) 5% Faster movement speed while weapon is active
    (+) 25% Faster draw speed
    (+) 25% Faster holster speed
    (+) 50% Extra ammo
    (-) 30% Damage penalty
    (-) 15% Slower firing speed
    The idea of this minigun is that it’d be very similar to the Tomislav, but it’d be very light and effective at long range, making up for the *Russian Retaliator’s* weakness at long range. However, in order to balance the long range damage, the weapon would a deal much less damage, acting more as a pressure weapon rather than an actual threat. Also, this weapon would have 300 ammo instead of 200 so that the Heavy could keep on shooting for a good while before having to run back to a dispenser or ammopack.
    I really like to discuss weapon concepts if you couldn’t already tell.
    Also, if you think anything could be changed about by idea, feel free to reply with ideas (and names cuz mine are trash lmao).

    • @mothichorror446
      @mothichorror446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Considering that you're boosting the pellet count as well as damage, if you do the math then a single meat shot literally deletes every class that isn't a Soldier or Heavy. It'd work better as an alternative primary choice, really padding out the Fat Scout playstyle. As a secondary, it's either overshadowed by any of Heavy's primary choices or stupidly powerful.

    • @casuallyuncalm9488
      @casuallyuncalm9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mothichorror446 this is good, i like this idea

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too much for a secondary ye, but primary? YES!

    • @blazefactor6849
      @blazefactor6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you may be going a bit too overboard with the number of stat changes. Remember, these would have to go on a normal TF2 stat card, so at best you're fitting 5-6 changes on at once. Instead of going for massively over-complicated stat spreads, here's a simplified/modified design of the weapons that I think could work well:
      Russian Retaliator (Secondary)
      (+40% more pellets per shot)
      (+25% damage resistance when below 50% hp when active)
      (+20% faster draw speed)
      (-25% holster speed)
      (-15% movement speed when active)
      This particular secondary would enable Heavy to quite literally retaliate, helping him suddenly change a bad situation into a much stronger one. When being pressured heavily by an opponent, the draw speed and increased pellets give Heavy a strong burst option to rival the Panic Attack, while the damage resistance means that when recovering from a bad situation, Heavy is extremely difficult to get rid of. This means that if the enemy commits too hard when expecting to finish off Heavy, they can be put on the back foot by a bunkered-down, very angry Heavy about to blow their heads off.
      Bolshevik Beater (Primary)
      Frankly, I think this infringes too far on the role of the Tomislav, acting as a longer-range minigun with lower close combat abilities but better mobility. Instead, let's mess with things a bit, shall we?
      (No speed reduction on spin-up)
      (+ 40% faster spin-up)
      (30% larger bullet spread)
      This minigun would be as aggressive as the name implies. The increased bullet spread would make playing at range a very bad option, but the lack of spin-up slow and the faster time until you can fire means that being a more flank-happy and independent heavy has never been easier. It gives you far more options to get the drop on someone, coming out of nowhere and chasing the opponent down just as fast. Pair it with the Banana and the GRU and you'll find yourself in the enemy backline before you know it!

    • @jordanrice1323
      @jordanrice1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blazefactor6849 OMG THIS IS A GREAT SUGGESTION

  • @YokaiDude
    @YokaiDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It should be called "Iron Mann" for the lols

    • @robertoviado8542
      @robertoviado8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it should be Heavy metal(not mine it's copied from someone else comment)

  • @hedgehoggo7320
    @hedgehoggo7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Valve: *Touches tomislav*
    Big Joey: *Heavy charging sounds*

  • @clumzy_aiden5885
    @clumzy_aiden5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big joey : Heavy Mains
    Scout Mains : *Like that's going to Ever Happen!*

  • @Mr._Maniac
    @Mr._Maniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The "P E R F E C T" Heavy update is on the final day a secret link will be there that leads to his reveal trailer, for smash.
    #HeavyForSmash

    • @TheFestiveHoovy
      @TheFestiveHoovy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes please

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Heavy!
      Fires his way in!!- in a 200$ custom cartridge”

    • @jacket5596
      @jacket5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God bless you magnificent basterd

    • @joeswoo5393
      @joeswoo5393 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah

    • @TheRallycore
      @TheRallycore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd honestly prefer Pyro for Smash, but heavy would be nice.

  • @RotaAbyssian
    @RotaAbyssian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'd kinda want Heavy to get a single shot option, or energy weapon of some kind. Maybe a giant Cannon of some sort.

  • @_cider_8837
    @_cider_8837 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh wow, these are so nic-
    *3 Years Ago*

  • @albertob3990
    @albertob3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hear this. The shoulder bass could work like Demo's Tide Turner.
    Now imagine a Heavy trimping at you in Degroot keep

  • @MrHam-od4dd
    @MrHam-od4dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Heavy doesn't need an instrument, he's the singer.
    DADADADOODOODOO SING WITH ME

  • @xx_ander1485
    @xx_ander1485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    11:35 didgeridoo (probably butchered the name) that's what the instrument Sniper plays

  • @notsocrates5979
    @notsocrates5979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok but here's an addon to the proposed Heater buff: Ignite enemies on hit, with afterburn being based on damage falloff (farther equals less). Also acts as a counter to the vaccinator since it does double damage types.