@@OscarModzz If u don't like his content then don't be lurking in his comment section, it's as simple as that. It's kinda weird you'd take the time to reply to my comment, which is clearly a joke, if you don't fw his vids. Don't u realize your opinion isn't going affect anyone or stop them from watching him? U really must lead a boring life if this is what u do in ur spare time.
@@dontreplyyourestupid136 definitely. the really old ones where he used to talk about going out to his car and getting wasted before going back in and the teacher being a weird ass guy. probably one of the best stories he’s made to date
@@6z0 actually kind of happy I don’t seem to remember that one? I’ll have to go track it down! The ones about him and Ashton downing shit in the school bathroom are my favorites I think
Reminds me of the evening in high school when my buddy showed up at my door reeking of liquor and asking if I wanted to go shoplifting. He just loved stealing. Until he got caught stealing a bottle of liquor, he had this phase where he kept a minibar in a briefcase that he carried around. His parents scheduled him for a psychological exam the next Saturday after the grocery store caught him, naturally he and I ate mushrooms that morning. All day he kept saying "man, I gotta get evaluated in ___ hours."
Tip: Walgreens has a no chase policy where if they know that your stealing something they can't do or say anything about it so u can litterally just grab something and walk out with it in your hand
@@DanTheYeetMan Walmart too, we dont follow. AP can stop you but cant do anything. legit ppl came in n robbed all the ingredients for meth (we're a small store) it was so funny
@@rylanmetors473 nah bro I believe him I’ve seen some REAL fucking dumbass teenagers that like do GTA or rob a trap for fun, idk why they would but shit like this has definitely happened before lol
hey goblin if you see this just wanted to say all your videos are very uplifting and remind me of when I was a wee chap and all the crazy storys that I could've made on youtube and believe me they were content worthy!! if I ever see you on Cold War hopefully you have a headset because id definitely wanna talk to you
Goblin bro your the man been going threw some shit ur upload made me get up and go to the tv jus to watch that shit thanks bro that’s the first time I got up today this gonna b a hoot
My old highschool had a grocery store that was a 2 min walk from it. I stole so much liquor over my sophomore yr that they ended up putting 3 security guards in each entrance/ exit lmao
I feel like I'm in a time paradox because when I was 16 I was constantly stealing dark liquor from Jewel-Osco after I got off work delivering pizzas every other day in the Chicago suburbs.
For me that anxious feeling wore off fast after stealing alc after a couple times. During junior year the homies and I would steal alc every Friday. We turned pro pretty fast. Robbing target one Friday and nugget the next😂
@@mlpalv6220 you just walk in, find an empty aisle and slip it in somewhere. Don’t walk around w the bottle too much and if you see an employee just smile at them or something act friendly not sus and you’ll be chillin fasho
This reminds me of the time me n my homies were planning on stealing bongs from a shop nd one day I ended uo doing while they stayed behind nd lets just say...didnt go as planned😂
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TH-cam fr gave me a strike and tried to ban me for 7 days... smh. Follow my twitch just incase this happens again; www.twitch.tv/gblntwitchspeedrun
noti gang
Gob man is the best man
Ayyyu he’s back
daddy
Glad you back
the most amazing part of Goblins stories is the fact he remembers any of them
ON GOD
Thats cause there probably all bullshit
@@walter9733 i doubt it
Honestly this comment is real asf, I can barely remember the fun ass shit me and my homies did in highschool because of all the bars and liquor
facts bro
Goblin: Gets TH-cam strike
Goblin one day later: Getting high and robbing a grocery store
Ahhh the legendary goblin😂
I liked your comment to make it 420😂
The dislikes are from the pharmacist and her extended family
No mate they're actually from people who are older and know these stories are cringy as fuck and this Goblin guy is a neek
@@OscarModzz If u don't like his content then don't be lurking in his comment section, it's as simple as that. It's kinda weird you'd take the time to reply to my comment, which is clearly a joke, if you don't fw his vids. Don't u realize your opinion isn't going affect anyone or stop them from watching him? U really must lead a boring life if this is what u do in ur spare time.
@@maxc1830 Oscar just upset that he's homeless and addicted to smack
@@maxc1830 exactly
and from susan
I love the energy of telling people how to be safe with drugs instead just telling them not to
It’s called Harm Reduction
Its not like theyre not stopping
@@aerobolt256 he doesn't even do harm reduction he just tells dumbass stories lmao
He knows that most of his subs are huge fucking stoners already lmao
Do drugs safely kids
The titles just keep on getting more ratchet. TH-cam aint stopping shit 💯
Bro if u go on his drugs tier lists I’m pretty sure u gotta verify ur age using ur credit card or ID :/
Yeah its not like goblin cares he just has to say theres verification
The summer school stories are always bangers
True 🔥🔥
some of my favorites for sure!
@@dontreplyyourestupid136 definitely. the really old ones where he used to talk about going out to his car and getting wasted before going back in and the teacher being a weird ass guy. probably one of the best stories he’s made to date
Facts
@@6z0 actually kind of happy I don’t seem to remember that one? I’ll have to go track it down! The ones about him and Ashton downing shit in the school bathroom are my favorites I think
"let's get high and Rob the liquor store" sounds like something the trailer park boys would do 🌿 🥃
I am the liquor randers
Just watched all of them the other week
Hell yeah my fav show
Who's your favorite one of the boys
@@golden_reddd8333 Ricky
Addiction is just a faze for this guy
Did you just spell phase as faze? Thats fucked
@@derrickbosler9704 lmaoooooo😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@derrickbosler9704 😂😂😂😂
@@derrickbosler9704 😭😭😭
he's a true 14 year old faze clan wannabe lol
5:17 I love how in between rounds gob turns his mic on and is probably talking shit😂
Reminds me of the evening in high school when my buddy showed up at my door reeking of liquor and asking if I wanted to go shoplifting. He just loved stealing. Until he got caught stealing a bottle of liquor, he had this phase where he kept a minibar in a briefcase that he carried around. His parents scheduled him for a psychological exam the next Saturday after the grocery store caught him, naturally he and I ate mushrooms that morning. All day he kept saying "man, I gotta get evaluated in ___ hours."
I’ve not once in my life thought to get drunk, show up at my friends door step and ask him to come shop lift with me.
@@cba.literallycant. aren’t you a good person
I met a methhead outside of a gas station one time, he was a cool guy he bought me a pipe from the store
And everyone clapped
So is it nice homeless guy would do anything you can even make a few friends
OK cool
Met a coke head who bought me vodka and whiskey
@@Limitlesspower98 it's actually kind of common for this stuff to happen lol
those cod players u were streaking on have got to be paid actors, holy shit
He probably resevered bosted or this just the normal bot lobby’s he gets
Tip: Walgreens has a no chase policy where if they know that your stealing something they can't do or say anything about it so u can litterally just grab something and walk out with it in your hand
Is that still true?
@@DanTheYeetManyea i work here it's horrible u can take as much as u want
@@DanTheYeetMan Walmart too, we dont follow. AP can stop you but cant do anything. legit ppl came in n robbed all the ingredients for meth (we're a small store) it was so funny
Ayye my favorite TH-camr posted just as I thought of him, you a g
Facts perfect timing
Same
exactly
He do have that timing
@@Isaacsdailyvlogs I follow you on insta 💀💀💀 whats good
They robbed a grocery store bc they were "bored at summer school" 💀
Lmaoo
naw it's the xanax. i've done xanax 3 times and 2 of those times i stole from stores and have no recollection of actually doing so
@@rylanmetors473 nah bro I believe him I’ve seen some REAL fucking dumbass teenagers that like do GTA or rob a trap for fun, idk why they would but shit like this has definitely happened before lol
@@Fenttanyl Xanax
@@Fenttanyl damn that shit fucked up lmao
bro why they give my boy a strike on his birthday
as ashely, I can confirm I paid $30 for a bottle touched by goblin.
Michael being 15 is a low key plot twist
15 is the start of goonery for lots of people including me 😂
In Greece it doesn't mutter if your even 8, just say ''it's for my father'' and you can buy alcohol and cigs for fun
Gotta try this again 🇦🇼
I'm high as shit and goblins uploaded. Perfect night.
Fr
Fr rihhht now baked
I’m gonna have to be sober for a couple of months or years Luckily I have goblin to make this process easier
I feel like it would be harder hearing all of the fun experiences he’s had on drugs
@@lizardman1582 for me it helps the urges
same. it helps me stay sober to hear his stories
So how are things man??
"danger was not really my concern" ahahah yo u a hero goblin
goblin tucking me in and waking me up with a hoot and a holler
Something to get lit to at a school night
Factual
fr tho
me rn
Work night for me lol
lol if i was still in school during covid i’da dropped out
God I love these stories. Brings me back to being an absolute bastard teenager in the 90s. Glad to see the younger generation picking up the torch
Idk why but man I can listen to these stories forever
when i read the title i thought he acctually robbed a grocery store
Gotta be a jewel on the right and an osco on the left from the way u described it 😂😉
Isnt that from shameless 💀🤣
@@OttersExist it’s jus the main grocery store around chicago suburbs Nd downtown, they flooded everywhere round here
ayyyyy mannnn that’s the new lenox , joliet , planefield GIGGG
100%
🤣🤣
jesus.. next episode finna be " I robbed bank off the perc 30 to pay back Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad"
“Your the smart ones” I ain’t forget
*you're
Of course you don’t remember it was a Xanax phase
Was smoking a square when this dropped boy bet.
hey goblin if you see this just wanted to say all your videos are very uplifting and remind me of when I was a wee chap and all the crazy storys that I could've made on youtube and believe me they were content worthy!! if I ever see you on Cold War hopefully you have a headset because id definitely wanna talk to you
Jus finished my blunt and its midnight! Just turned 23. Thanks for uploading goblin!!
Happy birthday bro
Nothing like sparking up and seeing Golin uploaded
Getting high &robing a grocery store this has got to be the most legendary title yet
Naw doing ketamine with a homeless guy at Barnes and noble has to be it
@@lilbukkake6639 its a close second
‘Top 10 drugs to do at school’ and ‘Robbing a Best Buy for Cocaine Money’ are also pretty good ones
hey gobby gobby goon i just wanted to say big congrats for 300k and also, that gameplay was fire good shit
Was just watching trap house tales again when this dropped. I love you gob
Fr
Lol 😂 dude I've watched that series like 5 times. It's fucking hilarious!
Goblin has the best content out there frfr
Goblin bro your the man been going threw some shit ur upload made me get up and go to the tv jus to watch that shit thanks bro that’s the first time I got up today this gonna b a hoot
Bro that 7 day strike had me fiending for more goblin content
My old highschool had a grocery store that was a 2 min walk from it. I stole so much liquor over my sophomore yr that they ended up putting 3 security guards in each entrance/ exit lmao
Legend
Been watching your vids now I get ads for rehab clinics lmao
I just rolled a 3.5 honey berry backwood and this was just uploaded!! Best timing ever
“You know what Susan? I’m pissed”😂
Goblin gets big and TH-cam starts comin for him
i’m on the shitter and he posts 🥰
Thanks Gob, need this one cus this chick broke my heart AGAIN :( your stories are entertaining asf
Is your uh statute of limitations done
When I worked at Safeway people would run out with a bottle at least twice a shift 😂
Nobody:
Goblin: GOING TO MY GRANDPAS FUNERAL ON VIAGRA
Best part about 3rd shift is being awake for the goblin drops
Goblin/Nick is as real as they come “Susan” come on leave em alone. 💯🙏🏽👀
gobby always the plug at night
goblins titles are evolving
goblin iss my birthday and i jus wanted to say thank you for all the great videos bro, i’ve watched all of em. keep up the fire content g🤝💯🔥
Smoking some apple pie dabs while watching ya, you the best Goblin 🔥🔥🔥
You fucked up that Walgreens bruh 💀💀💀 They in debt since you were in high school 💀
Goblin gonna be my best man in 20 years
“We got double barred out fuckin Michal on this shit”
I feel like I'm in a time paradox because when I was 16 I was constantly stealing dark liquor from Jewel-Osco after I got off work delivering pizzas every other day in the Chicago suburbs.
Goblin always given us hoot and hollers
"We are fucked up, not in any sort of rush" story of my life
Goblin telling me bedtime stories perfect timing
goblin, can you make a video on how to find acid plugs. or plugs for any drug. like what type of people to talk to.
Never clicked faster on the notification when I saw “robbed”
Next tittle
*robbing my ex on Xanax*
wasnt expecting a video for a week... my night is better!
As a Guy from Germany its unbelievable that in the US you cant buy any liqour with 5 bucks lol
Lmfao i love the lil moment where u think u got caught n u just like fuccc i gottago
eating oranges and watching your videos is a vibe❤️
16 year olds in usa: stealing liqour
16 year olds in germany: ..papa bring mir auch ein bier!"
I smoked 10 marb reds now ima watch goblin to pass the time at my shitty retail job
Goblin runs thru addictions like they choices bruh
For me that anxious feeling wore off fast after stealing alc after a couple times. During junior year the homies and I would steal alc every Friday. We turned pro pretty fast. Robbing target one Friday and nugget the next😂
how would yall do the stealing pmo g
@@mlpalv6220 you just walk in, find an empty aisle and slip it in somewhere. Don’t walk around w the bottle too much and if you see an employee just smile at them or something act friendly not sus and you’ll be chillin fasho
You get monetized but the nelk boys don’t? Not complaining lol I fw your vids heavy
Goblin you really should write a book, you’d earn bank
Goblin robbed the Declaration of Independence high on Xanax
goblin coming back from his strike with a banger
love you're videos man i've been watching since the delsym and dxm videos❤️
Can we just talk about how good our boy is at cold war
These stories are so relatable
I dont gotta get high to be a shooter. What’s a goon to a goblin WHATS A GOBLIN TO A GOD
The goblin vids get better and better
Goblin is the juvenile delinquent Messiah
Hey Nick, been having trouble with my heart..gotta have surgery smh. But aye, we still getting fucked up out here
This reminds me of the time me n my homies were planning on stealing bongs from a shop nd one day I ended uo doing while they stayed behind nd lets just say...didnt go as planned😂
Goblins TH-cam channel is my safe space
Like if you agree!
Goblin your thumbnails are crazy I love u🤣
I swear everytime i fall asleep you upload 10 minutes later😂😭 banger tho as always
Ahhh yes , goblin dropped a hoot and a holler
Thank god ur back gbln getting lit and not being able to see videos/streams is boring as hell 😤
I swear goblin has the most loyal fanbase on TH-cam
druggies stay together
@@shanec4213 until they go sober
Love you goblin thanks for the upload
bro what i do this on a daily basis
sounds exactly like albertson’s grocery store in out here in AZ but ion know what the Chiraq equivalent would be
Jewel osco or domicks
Yooo goblin, just ordered and only gas shirt and i cant WAIT for that to come in. Stay lit bro 👌🏻
Goblin coming in clutch with a banger
goblin is the best storyteller, youtube narks are so annoying like let the man ramble on about being a goon.