TABLE OF CONTENTS 0:00 INTRO / SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG 22:10 THE AMBUSH 1:04:05 NETHERITE MINING 2:06:21 DREAM SHOWS UP 3:12:07 SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG PART 2
i’ve used this as sleep asmr for almost 2 years now, it’s so good dude the beginning is super entertaining and the middle to end is pretty chill, rip the big man you shall not be forgotten
I sleep with background videos, and recently my youtube leads me to a techno video eventually. Waking up to techno every morning by sheer algorithm feels a little odd, rip
I love the fact that Technoblade's the only member of the SMP that will willingly and gleefully bully Dream, the essential god of the server. What a legend.
I started to get triggered when techno was bullying him for building a house But it was also so funny Like hes already building a house because of you, you can stop now
“I’m live” “I understand that, will you be live in an hour?” “I mean probably” “Ok, Whatever. No Biggie” - The great conversation between Techno and his Dad
@@payjoem24 I love overpowered characters, especially villains, who are complete dorks in their off time, and that’s the vibe I get with dream and techno
Technoblade should make an ender pearl stasis chamber at his base so if hes ever about to get executed Tommy can activate it and techno will instantly be teleported back to his base. That would be hilarious!
For those of you who want Techno to find his weapons, please DO NOT spam coordinates of any sort. Finding Techno’s weapons is a stream that will be eventually done in the future, but spamming will not get the storyline anywhere. It becomes a problem for our lovely mods and makes other viewers feel uncomfortable. The only thing you need to do is make sure you are subscribed to Technoblade. Edit: #1 on Trending for Gaming again! Keep up the good work Techno!
The stupid thing is that TECHNO WROTE THE DAMN STORY. He knows what’s going to happen. It’s like shouting for someone to do something while watching a movie.
You can tell Dream is trying to sell the same “Tommy, you fucked up” energy from when he demanded Tommy be exiled, but Technoblade is so outlandish and nonchalant that Dream can’t not smile when he’s doing it.
Ponk *shows up with no armor* Everyone:- what power would you have to take on technoblade Ponk:- I have the power of wisdom and government *Dies anyway*
I love how dream tries to be intimidating and ominous, then techno just completely denies him. "Do you remember who killed theseus?" "Nope, and Im pretty sure you dont either" "..."
This past weekend I Decided to start rewatching some of Technos past streams. When watching this one, something made me extra emotional. 2:48:16 the Minecraft song “Mice On Venus” started playing. This song has always made me tear up for some reason, but this time it’s different. Hearing the music combined with Techno’s voice, joking about almost being spotted by dream, hit different. Maybe it was too similar to Saddist’s memorial animation, I don’t know. Techno, we miss you..! Rest well king!
It's been a few years since you've passed and it's been hard without you. This stream in which you did in 2020 came on while I was sleeping and hearing your voice was surreal, you told me and everyone else Merry Christmas and I feel that you just saying that whether you be gone on not will be making this Christmas just a bit less sad. Merry Heavenly Christmas Mr. Blade, I and everyone rewatching this loves and misses you dearly.
the part where he just keeps interrupting dream and gaslighting him was way too fkn funny, Dream was trying so hard to be a villain and techno was mindgaming him at every step.
dono: “how do you feel about being twins with wilbur” techno: “ that is factually incorrect” everyone who cares abt sbi family dynamic: “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”
Like, that's what bust my gut about the voices analogy, is that techno blade, in Canon, does things for invisible Money Paid to him by the voices in his head. That is so insane I love it
It also means that, in Canon, techno blade makes up outrageous names for the voices in his head and pretends they're giving him money and committing to following him (subscribing)
On December 20th 2020, After being made fun of for being homeless by Technoblade, Dream, After months of fighting, manipulating, and spying, decides to finally build a house. Thus ending the longest arc in the entire server. Thus ending the dream homeless arc.
The whole thing is kinda of funny. In Roman culture, respecting a person's own family is one of the great virtues in Rome. But at the same time, Romans greatly respect Greek story, many of which contain event where the characters fight with their own family.
Dream IS an intimidating villain. It does work... on literally everyone except Techno. Even Tommy has grown afraid of Dream now. Technoblade is the only one who can still laugh in Dream's face with actual confidence and surety of his position. (/RP, since apparently we have to make it clear nowadays that we are talking about the roleplay characters, not the real people)
@@r.t.8737 and even if it's all roleplay, even from technos's side, I'm still sure he despises dream, and doesn't wanna be his friend. Which makes every situation between them awkward
Seeing this in 2024 Nov... I miss him so much. Little comments about his life just stabs like a knife... "2 hours of my life wasted" hearing him talking to Technodad... It hurts so much. Fly the highest Alex!!!
I agree with you. At this point, seeing Dream's skin in full netherite armour instills so much fear in me. I stop everytime he appears on screen to starre in slight amazment and absolute terror.
this just came on and i started to smile and cry at the same time, i never realized how much impact someone could have on you when you never met them...R.I.P Technoblade
Alternative Title: Man gets unbelievably rich while making fun of homeless man who attempts to build a house Edit: yo wtf anybody could have thought of this why do I have 7k+ likes, I mean I'm not complaining but... thanks? I've never gotten this many likes before More important edit: Technoblade never dies o7
The family thing is canon on phil and Wilbur’s story if that can make sleepytwt feel better. I think techno is making his storyline standalone so that his viewers doesn’t need to watch other people’s stream to understand what’s going on in his stream.
Yea I'm wondering. I know both Ph1lza and Wilbur have said in this story they are father/son but has it ever been brought up if Wilbur/Techno/Tommy are brothers? I know Wilbur has in his book that he remembers sparring with Techno as kids but I haven't seen Tommy and Wilbur say they are brothers either by blood or if Tommy is adopted.
Personal Timestamps: 14:58 Ponk spotted, Ponk smacked 21:44 "It could be unusual. It could be strange. ODD even!" 22:16 1v3 29:21 Go to Hell Button 2:08:00 Green teletubbie shows up 2:19:26 Dream is homeless 2:33:21 Dream's real estate value plummets 2:41:04 Dream gets egged 2:48:27 For some reason my favorite Technoblade moment 3:00:16 Dream blows up his house 3:19:21 "Oh no, a puppy is going to war!" 3:22:00 Hound army beta test
Okay but techno and ranboo's interactions are genuinely so cute hahaha Like just the way ranboo is trying to appease the conversation to techno and techno replies on the same wavelength and hypes him up too is so damn awesome. At this point in time ranboo is still comparatively new to the server and doesn't have an established "character" yet, but I really hope he'll become more and more prominent in the Exile arc :DDD
I just love how defensive Dream got when Techno started bullying him about being homeless and immediately after, he builds a house with everything he has just to prove him wrong. He named it his evil lair, wrote a diary and everything. That is just adorable. And this is the same man who is the ultimate villain of the lore, someone who manipulates a child and everyone around him, and the leader of the SMP. Edit: This is all roleplay-wise but outside of that, Dream probably knew that Techno followed him or at least know that Techno would find the house anyway and read the diary LOLL
That could be added in dream's backstory And it seems he was once a cheerful person when you read the diary and analize it carefully.. I wonder what happened before he became the very man he is right now ( and yes its confirmed he has a backstory )
TABLE OF CONTENTS
0:00 INTRO / SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG
22:10 THE AMBUSH
1:04:05 NETHERITE MINING
2:06:21 DREAM SHOWS UP
3:12:07 SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG PART 2
First reply
SO TRUE TECHNO
Put the time when you passed skeppy in subs
Pog
Techno op
Techno: "TNT is just mean"
5 mins later: *bringing creepers inside of dream's house*
Didn’t say creepers were
“Modern problems require modern solutions.”
666 likes BLOOOD GOD
@@lupetorres4957 huh
Where what time stamp?
“Toothpick’s getting a little low on durability”
Yeah, it’s been getting a lot of use mining the canon lives of his enemies
Ranboo and techno should team up for pickaxe supremacy
@@eeelaina5588 noob
@@ryutae6151 wtf lol
Lmfao
Lmao
i’ve used this as sleep asmr for almost 2 years now, it’s so good dude the beginning is super entertaining and the middle to end is pretty chill, rip the big man you shall not be forgotten
Glad I'm not the only one. It's perfect for getting some sleep when I can. Or being entertaining when I can't sleep.
I sleep with background videos, and recently my youtube leads me to a techno video eventually. Waking up to techno every morning by sheer algorithm feels a little odd, rip
I use this to fall asleep every night. Techno's voice is super calming for some reason.
lol i also just fellll asleep and woke up with it on
Techno: People need to stop visiting me, they keep visiting me
Tommy: Why is nobody visiting me?
The funniest part is that they live *together*
@@Grace-53 lmao yeah
Oof- BIF OOF- That HUrts
@@Grace-53 both sides of the yin and yang
Oposite yeah that's the cool thing enemies turn into friends kinda
Techno made so much fun of Dream being homeless, Dream went and actually built a house.
peer pressure
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
*Minecraft Editon*
Facts😂😂
@Yeet Oof Wait, cyberbullying can be done a wrong way?
@@gremlinfifty2308 It seems like Techno and Ranboo aren't the only ones who are extremely subject to peer pressure
Techno: doesn’t worry about Dream seeing him and potentially dying
Also Techno: “I almost swore oh my monitization”
Time stamp?
@@hongfang7869 around 2:48:25.
It’s because he’s better at the game
I mean, who won the $100k 1v1 xD
@@logibumzrblx403 yeah but he didn't win it with an almost broken pickaxe
Homeless Dream is still one of my favorite bits of all time
This is to sad seeing comments from 3 years ago
@@starscorage-i3uexactly.
I dont know what to think about the channel members they still refuse to give up loyalty
All I can do is respect their dedication
I love how Technoblade isn’t allowed in Lmanberg but just chills there anyways because he’s too powerful for anyone to do anything about it
Well some try to stop Techno, but despite it usually being a 4v1 they get destroyed
Lmao i remember his early days in the smp he just waltzs into Manberg and it looked so funny from Wilburs POV
They dont care anymore they aren't going to kill him
@Mr.Ironic Vlogs
That's probably why Dreams building a prison.
Y e s really
I love the fact that Technoblade's the only member of the SMP that will willingly and gleefully bully Dream, the essential god of the server. What a legend.
And dream got so bullied he built an house, effects of being bullied by Techno
I felt so bad for dream but couldn’t stop laughing
I started to get triggered when techno was bullying him for building a house
But it was also so funny
Like hes already building a house because of you, you can stop now
I can see how big ur a fan of the dream smp by ur subscriptions
And Mexican Dream
Dream: being a villain
Techno: I like your funny words homeless man
time??
@Ledragon hi
@@theman8337 its a joke
@@theman8337 2:19:35
@@thoghtugs584 thank you idk why i’m getting so much hate?
“Techno i made it to a stream on time”
“i’m very proud of you, very proud”
“Techno i passed my road test!”
“……. *sigh* i’m proud.”
timestamp?
When dream told techno he knows about tommy the chat started literaly "buying time" for techno.
I see what you did there. 😂
He smart
יאיר מין
What tine
It starts at 2:10:00
“I’m live”
“I understand that, will you be live in an hour?”
“I mean probably”
“Ok, Whatever. No Biggie”
- The great conversation between Techno and his Dad
I've been watching too much lore posts and shit cuz after reading this comment I was like "When did phil say that"
His dads voice is so deep
Time stamp?
@@zayanrafiq4122 43:04
@@kadentam2946 His dad is like Liam Neeson's voice
Dream with everybody: " I can kill you"
Dream with Techno: "I'M NOT HOMELESS"
Awwwwwwww
Their interactions are the best I swear XD
@@payjoem24 I love overpowered characters, especially villains, who are complete dorks in their off time, and that’s the vibe I get with dream and techno
@@stingerjohnny9951 Absolutely!
Techno is the only superior to Dream in Dream SMP
This was recommended to me just now for no reason and it brought back so many memories, truly good time, we miss you technoblade
"You spelled therapy wrong!"
"Its a hard word to spell"
"YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"
"I DROPPED OUT! "
‘’Y U BUILD GIRLFRIEND’’
wait- timestamp?
2:18:00
THEIR INTERACTIONS ARE PERFECT LMAO
Technoblade should make an ender pearl stasis chamber at his base so if hes ever about to get executed Tommy can activate it and techno will instantly be teleported back to his base. That would be hilarious!
Oh the one with the soulsand water elevator?
@@kaiden8197 Yeah
you're so wise
That would be so cool
Also if techno goes in the prison that is the only way I could think of to get out
I like how out of everything Tommy did the only thing Techno refused to take the blame for was the cobblestone tower
Why no replies
Your engrish is great
@@sorrow573 jong
@@washington6485 flong
G L A T T
(pigstep, but G L A T T)
"it's a hard word to spell!"
"YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"
"I dropped out"
^
Ok 420 likes no one like
512 likes just like my low end pc ram
Timestamp?
to think he was doing this all at that tiny setup, with a computer for a second monitor, this man is a real legend
Dream to everyone else : scary, admin, pvp god, speedrunner.
Dream to technoblade : bully target
Its because they're on equal level isn't?
@@teentraveler1790 dream cant transform, techno is automatically superior in his plane form MK 2
@@Thyja oh hey you were 2 seconds ago
@@Sparkythenon oh hey you were a minute ago
@@kreonidas7475 oh hey! You were 8 minutes ago!
Ok but canonically? The idea of dream trying to talk to techno and techno just talking to the voices in his head instead is hilarious
I just realised this XD Now I don't know which version is funnier
I forgot about that. XD
What minutes?
@@lutfihasan7496 go to 2:09:58
Please-
Techno: "Respect him chat"
Also techno: "His property value went from $5 to $3 to $1"
Lmao!
Ofc? Only techno is allowed to cyberbully the other smp members
i just watched a 30 min Asmr
@@tntcake6327 Technoblade... the only one capable of bullying Dream.
@@tntcake6327 and those nerds cant even do shit about it lmaoo
I haven't watched a stream since "so long nerds". Hearing him sing StArTiN' tHe StReAm has me sobbing.
For those of you who want Techno to find his weapons, please DO NOT spam coordinates of any sort. Finding Techno’s weapons is a stream that will be eventually done in the future, but spamming will not get the storyline anywhere. It becomes a problem for our lovely mods and makes other viewers feel uncomfortable. The only thing you need to do is make sure you are subscribed to Technoblade.
Edit: #1 on Trending for Gaming again! Keep up the good work Techno!
I agree
I agree
I agree
Listen to that guy above me
Don't forget to hit the channel member button, unless you're broke af just like some of us
comment is pointless. Theres 9yr olds that have no respect
I don't know what kind of stories you've saw, But finding those won't end the storyline or even make a dent of a problem to the storyline
The stupid thing is that TECHNO WROTE THE DAMN STORY. He knows what’s going to happen. It’s like shouting for someone to do something while watching a movie.
You can tell Dream is trying to sell the same “Tommy, you fucked up” energy from when he demanded Tommy be exiled, but Technoblade is so outlandish and nonchalant that Dream can’t not smile when he’s doing it.
You can't intimidate a man who doesn't fear
**Can't not**
Smort
you can push tommy around. but techno is a whole new dimension. (Im a fan of both dream and techno)
that's because technoblade is the only person dream actually respects / fears
(referring to in the rp of course)
Techno wanted to stay true to this video description, even at the cost of lore.
Technoblade: *Almost dies*
Also techno: “it’s fine”
Not even close
@@landonsabey2906 true
Technoblade NEVER DIES
Techno blade never dies he is better than dream
@Najib Khadda techno blade says that so he aint a stan
Ponk *shows up with no armor*
Everyone:- what power would you have to take on technoblade
Ponk:- I have the power of wisdom and government
*Dies anyway*
"You wouldn't know my house it goes to another school." Honestly thats now one of my favorite technoblade quotes where he's mocking dream
Yes it is
Same
Techno is totally bullying dream because his house goes to another school so mean
Tha- that's not mocking
Thats just making fun of him
@@user-zv3do7wz2b so mocking is the right word
I love how dream tries to be intimidating and ominous, then techno just completely denies him.
"Do you remember who killed theseus?"
"Nope, and Im pretty sure you dont either"
"..."
Its payback for all of the times they ruined techno's speechs
You can’t intimidate Technoblade because Technoblade never dies.
Timestamp?
@@sushitime5052 2:15:10
i heard that in techno's voice
Techno: "I don't have parents"
You were supposed to destroy the orphans, not join them!
His parents were killed by orphans
@@aestheticshh5136
The orphans be like: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
No that’s why he hates orphans because nobody should be an orphan even they don’t like orphans would you want to be one no
He became the very thing he swore to destroy
xD
This past weekend I Decided to start rewatching some of Technos past streams. When watching this one, something made me extra emotional. 2:48:16 the Minecraft song “Mice On Venus” started playing. This song has always made me tear up for some reason, but this time it’s different. Hearing the music combined with Techno’s voice, joking about almost being spotted by dream, hit different. Maybe it was too similar to Saddist’s memorial animation, I don’t know. Techno, we miss you..! Rest well king!
No cause thissss I frr started crying it also reminded me of the memorial that sadist made I was balling
"I know that Tommy's been here."
Techno: *long pause*
Techno: so uh Ducko Tako thank you for the 100 and-
Then the chat proceeds to donate more and join the channel members
Homeless dream pog
Timestamp please.
@@apple10234 2:06:21
@@ducktape4221 like the exact timestamp
Dream SMP animatics: "You wanna be a hero? Then die like one!"
Dream SMP in stream: *"oH lOoK aT tHiS pOoR mAn."*
But... *"Welcome home Theseus"*
Hero's never die
@@MonkeyDLuffy-ym2yu legends never die
@@randomperson8994 techno neva dies
@@expiredmilk5435 y e s
techno: laughs at everyone else’s dirt house
techno:don’t laugh chat
First comment I guess?
Ya
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He gets a pass
omg thanks for all the support guys!!
It's been a few years since you've passed and it's been hard without you. This stream in which you did in 2020 came on while I was sleeping and hearing your voice was surreal, you told me and everyone else Merry Christmas and I feel that you just saying that whether you be gone on not will be making this Christmas just a bit less sad. Merry Heavenly Christmas Mr. Blade, I and everyone rewatching this loves and misses you dearly.
Description: "chill stream"
Timestamps: "SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG, THE AMBUSH, DREAM SHOWS UP"
"chill stream (probably)"
@@kewloof8362 i was just bout to sa that
say*
its just another day for technoblade
The blood god ways of chilling
the part where he just keeps interrupting dream and gaslighting him was way too fkn funny, Dream was trying so hard to be a villain and techno was mindgaming him at every step.
The karma is realllll
Time stamp?
@@marstheclown9314 theres literally a part of the video named "DREAM SHOWS UP"
Yup
@@marstheclown9314 I believe it starts around 2:10:00 but I’m not entirely sure, sorry
Technoblade, the man who can shame a homeless man into making a house.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Huge flex
Yes
This is single handedly both the funniest thing and the most depressing thing ever.
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Invis Pot Pog!
Dream misheard that as “Homelessness”
got ur comment to 888 likes
I was the 999 like
This didn't age well
Technoblade makes Dream seem less powerful by just talking to him. THAT is real power.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ha
Nah, you are the real power. You have Obama’s Hand...
@@gastonEGGS he doesn’t have it, HE IS IT.
HAHAA
Dream: I know where Tommy is
Techno: *So there's this thing called donations*
LMFAO YES.
I ruined your 800
Timestamp pls
@@menoislucky8179 2:09:58
@@depressedonion9080 thanks
"HIS PROPERTY VALUE WENT FROM $5 TO 3 NOOOOO" -A legend
He just bullied a homeless person into having a house
Lol
LMFAO
HE SOLVED HOMELESSNESS
How to disable homelessness: bully them
The most technoblade method ever
Techno’s technique of a thanking gift subs while people are trying to threaten him pays off way more than I thought it ever would.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
dono: “how do you feel about being twins with wilbur”
techno: “ that is factually incorrect”
everyone who cares abt sbi family dynamic: “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”
Timestamp?
@@belle2529 3:52:12
what does sbi stand for
@@pk4780 sleepy boys inc
whats the timestamp lol, ive been trying to look for it xd
Dream around Tommy: Ominous, mysterious, all powerful being
Dream around Techno: Defensive homeless person
Dream: *trying to be dramatic and canon*
Techno: *talking to the voices*
Like, that's what bust my gut about the voices analogy, is that techno blade, in Canon, does things for invisible Money Paid to him by the voices in his head. That is so insane I love it
It also means that, in Canon, techno blade makes up outrageous names for the voices in his head and pretends they're giving him money and committing to following him (subscribing)
On December 20th 2020, After being made fun of for being homeless by Technoblade, Dream, After months of fighting, manipulating, and spying, decides to finally build a house. Thus ending the longest arc in the entire server. Thus ending the dream homeless arc.
to then giving up and blowing it all up, thus making him homeless again.
So it begins...again
He did use to have a house
@Se Google Nutzer now its season 2
@@capt_noo Yes
“Betraying family members makes no sense” says the Greek mythology nerd
The whole thing is kinda of funny. In Roman culture, respecting a person's own family is one of the great virtues in Rome. But at the same time, Romans greatly respect Greek story, many of which contain event where the characters fight with their own family.
Haha yeah
yeah, and what happened to most of the people who betrayed their families in Greek mythology? there's a reason most of those are tragedies.
EXACLTY
@@VeryPeeved good point
I miss Technoblade. Rest In Peace Legend
Why is techno cyberbullying dream more entertaining than the revolution in lmanburg
L'Manburg More like L'MaoBurg
@@jootkujo9075 listen, i don't know who you are but im so disappointed in you i could probably pull off as your mother.
@@lovely-gt3ox Never have i ever neen so depressed on something i 100% Agree on
✨✨periodt✨✨
@@yana-rv ratio
"Chad who has 14 mil subs attempts to intimidate Techno to giving up Tommy, gets cyberbullied and revealed homeless instead"
It's a great sight to see
Thia can actually be a news title
😂
666th like
IMMA LEAVE IT AT 666 LIKES ITS THE PERFECT NUMBER
Dream: intimidating, manipulative, feared
Also Dream: 'omeless
lol
omeless
Ok
Pog
‘OMELESS
I left my phone on and I fell asleep and when I woke up, this came on…Technoblade never dies!!!!!!!!
Can't believe we got a free documentary of a wild Dream in his natural habitat
Techno got more subs than skeppy!
Lol :p
Pog
@@fatatang1121 EASY
Lol hes poor but hes still good and healthy XD
* Ponk dies * 17:15
antfrost: "canon death"
ponk: "shut up cat boy"
ant: "that's not what you were saying earlier when you wanted to go on date" 17:48
_what_
@@lilredstrawberriez *is*
That
crap
*Jack Manifold left the game.*
Dream: *Tries to sound like an intimidating villain*
Technoblade: K homeless man
Dream IS an intimidating villain. It does work... on literally everyone except Techno. Even Tommy has grown afraid of Dream now. Technoblade is the only one who can still laugh in Dream's face with actual confidence and surety of his position.
(/RP, since apparently we have to make it clear nowadays that we are talking about the roleplay characters, not the real people)
@@r.t.8737 people are just very into the story and the character, so they don't notice it's characters
@@Some.username.idk.0 technos just being himself tbh
@@r.t.8737 even when its not roleplaying techno is like this.. and i love it
@@r.t.8737 and even if it's all roleplay, even from technos's side, I'm still sure he despises dream, and doesn't wanna be his friend. Which makes every situation between them awkward
Seeing this in 2024 Nov... I miss him so much. Little comments about his life just stabs like a knife...
"2 hours of my life wasted" hearing him talking to Technodad... It hurts so much. Fly the highest Alex!!!
Dream’s Villain Backstory: Was made fun of for being homeless
This is the only comment that's actually pretty funny
Yesssss
I believe the focus is more on the "getting his house absoutely destroyed by creepers to the point where he turned to the dark side in despair"
@@rab_2 but he was always on the bad side
@@mitsunitaiko1742 he is on the side of chaos as he has said a lot
2:10:30 Techno basically just said “sorry dream I can’t hear you over my astounding wealth”
Thank you for this timestamp I've been looking for that part for forever
XDDDDDDDDD
Dream just so cute why he is mad of techno he just slightly jump
The ultimate flex
Techno has returned to his natural element:cyberbullying.
Edit:getting top comment on a techno video was something i never expected
The return of the king
@@Hamzathegoat69 y e s h
It's good to see him back
He even bullied the owner glad to he's back to his former self
@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE You violating rules
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
Dream:
Dream: ... **cries**
*Proceeds to fly and build a bedrock house*
@Crookie the video is great! You should make more dude 😀😀
@The Chill Leader I agree
Technoblade: **basically cyber bullying Dream bc he doesn’t have a house**
Dream: **proceeds to build a house**
Me: *W H E E Z E*
Ok
Ok
Ok
k
Ok
Techno has been the only player on dreamsmp that didn’t give me mild anxiety everytime they interacted with Dream. For that I give my hat to you.
I agree with you.
At this point, seeing Dream's skin in full netherite armour instills so much fear in me.
I stop everytime he appears on screen to starre in slight amazment and absolute terror.
@@thundertaps5752 the only thing to beat it is techno with two withers by his side and his sword drawn while hes wearing full enchanted netherite.
@jessdoritowhale Bar that time Tommy was hiding in the box and kept opening it while dream was there
Agreed.
@@meeptowner8440
“Two withers”
I think there’s gonna be a lot more than that soon...
this just came on and i started to smile and cry at the same time, i never realized how much impact someone could have on you when you never met them...R.I.P Technoblade
Dream: **trying to be ominous and dark**
Techno: WELCOME TO THE CHANNEL-
I love your Ghost Eyes profile picture 🤩🥰
Timestamp?
@@lailasharida8034 2:10:30
If I like now the likes won't be 666, or i would like otherwise-
@@grimmgoneblank hahaha welp too late for that
Alternative Title: Man gets unbelievably rich while making fun of homeless man who attempts to build a house
Edit: yo wtf anybody could have thought of this why do I have 7k+ likes, I mean I'm not complaining but... thanks? I've never gotten this many likes before
More important edit: Technoblade never dies o7
Capitalism in a nutshell
B
@OOI JIE SEN Moe but did you hmmmmmm
I love escapist fiction!
haha so original
Alternate title: pig bully’s a green man for being homeless
And bullies him into having a house
“pig bullies homeless telletubbie”
@Rudwarf 👌
1k likes weeee, techno is so powerful he can bully the green man
1.1k like pog
I love while the whole Ranboo dog situation is happening Lazar is tweaking about his polar bear
Techno: rejects the sleepy bois family dynamic
Also Techno: *gets into everyone's hitlist*
Time stamp pls
True
We pretend we do not see it
The family thing is canon on phil and Wilbur’s story if that can make sleepytwt feel better. I think techno is making his storyline standalone so that his viewers doesn’t need to watch other people’s stream to understand what’s going on in his stream.
Yea I'm wondering. I know both Ph1lza and Wilbur have said in this story they are father/son but has it ever been brought up if Wilbur/Techno/Tommy are brothers? I know Wilbur has in his book that he remembers sparring with Techno as kids but I haven't seen Tommy and Wilbur say they are brothers either by blood or if Tommy is adopted.
Tommy: Tell me, what's so good about youtube streaming?
Techno: I can say S I M P
And that is how youtube surpassed over twitch in streaming
WE ARE SIMP
Timestamp ?
@@tis_ace It's not on the vod, but techno did mention that youtube streamers can say simp, cause the word simp is now banned on twitch
@@_username well maybe twitch should stop being such simps
"Canon death"
"Shut up, catboy"
the best background interaction I've seen in a while klasdjflkasdjf
hey what's his twitch can u please link it
When
Sushi Time asking the real questions here
Oo timestamp ?
@@neptunehiro7091 @Sushi Time around 17:15
Personal Timestamps:
14:58 Ponk spotted, Ponk smacked
21:44 "It could be unusual. It could be strange. ODD even!"
22:16 1v3
29:21 Go to Hell Button
2:08:00 Green teletubbie shows up
2:19:26 Dream is homeless
2:33:21 Dream's real estate value plummets
2:41:04 Dream gets egged
2:48:27 For some reason my favorite Technoblade moment
3:00:16 Dream blows up his house
3:19:21 "Oh no, a puppy is going to war!"
3:22:00 Hound army beta test
Okay but techno and ranboo's interactions are genuinely so cute hahaha
Like just the way ranboo is trying to appease the conversation to techno and techno replies on the same wavelength and hypes him up too is so damn awesome. At this point in time ranboo is still comparatively new to the server and doesn't have an established "character" yet, but I really hope he'll become more and more prominent in the Exile arc :DDD
Yeah, I hope for more Ranboo and Techno moments :)
Ranboo just plays off well with anyone. The man is just that charismatic
Yeahh, Ranboo has a very charming personality even when he isn't playing a character
@@notaustine31 I think Techno is similar in that way
Yeah, I do like their dynamic actually!
Summary: Wealthiest man in the world shames other man in green pajamas then insults the house he builds before turning it into a superfund site
I got one better
"Rich man cyberbully God for not having a house"
@@KillSwitch0447 that is a better one
"he's homeless"
"I HAVE A HOUSE"
....
"HE'S HOMELESS"
@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE nerd
@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ew
@ok ok what'd he say?
@@dr.wondertainment5621 i think it’s one of those thot bots judging by the username
Everytime I feel like I have no idea how i’m going to be able to go to bed, I end up going to Technoblade. Truly a comfort
I just love how defensive Dream got when Techno started bullying him about being homeless and immediately after, he builds a house with everything he has just to prove him wrong.
He named it his evil lair, wrote a diary and everything.
That is just adorable.
And this is the same man who is the ultimate villain of the lore, someone who manipulates a child and everyone around him, and the leader of the SMP.
Edit: This is all roleplay-wise but outside of that, Dream probably knew that Techno followed him or at least know that Techno would find the house anyway and read the diary LOLL
he bullied tommy, he got bullied by techno 😂 i think it's karma
@@kuromihaohao When you bully a kid and the kid calls his older brother
That could be added in dream's backstory
And it seems he was once a cheerful person when you read the diary and analize it carefully.. I wonder what happened before he became the very man he is right now ( and yes its confirmed he has a backstory )
One of the best villians out there next to doofenshmirtz
TH-cam is drunk it says there is three replies when there is 4
"I don"t want to spread the word about Dream being homeless" He says while streaming to thousands of people.
And brings it up in every stream with Dream
It’s almost as if that was the joke
*Millions*
*snitches
عربي اخيرا
Technoblade: “literally in a fight”
Also technoblade: “oh it think this is someone’s stuff here have it back”
technochad
time stamp
He is weird
@@dinodoestuff watch the stream it’s only *3 hours*
@@dinodoestuff but it’s in the ambush section just fastforward through that till you find it
Love how this is one of his most viewed streams, and it's just him getting unfathomably rich
“oh yeah you wouldn’t know my house it goes to a different school” HAD ME WHEEZING OMFG
U mean cousin
@@meozycute947 he means house u didn't watch the whole stream did u
Timestamp?
@@DeerieSara 2:20:12
@@DeerieSara 2:17:00 or something
"its the opposite of speedrun, its slowrun"
LMAOOOOOO
i commented fast :}
I didn't comment fast
He miss the opportunity of saying a "SlowWalk" instead
Inverted Color dream
Im guessing that dream would cheat that too lmao
At this point it can hardly be qualified as “sneaking” into lmanburg
Yeah now it's just "Our regular visit to l'manburg"
@@tanushbhansali or bullying citizens in their own houses and lands
@@tanushbhansali yeah now that I think of it this stream was just the embodiment of capitalism
Ikr
He just casually walks in at this point and occasionally bullies or kills citizens just like that Bryan guy said above
Rip Technoblade, I can't believe this vid was 3 years ago, time flies so fast, was a legend always a legend❤❤🕊🕊
Technoblade: Hates Government
Dream: Hates Country
True
I thinks hateing the govvorment is worse then hating the country
@@Yousifzzzwell a metaphorical crater is better than an actual crater
@@Yousifzzz nah its the opposite
@@Yousifzzz No dude. Government is the number one cause of death to countries.
If techno didn't document Dreams house, no one would have ever known
He is technohistorian!
Pretty sure Dream only built the house because Techno followed him and I'd be funny.
@@J3wuigi the roleplay
True true
@@azrael_pendragon it is not complete roleplay, they didnt plan it. They just continued with the joke.
Technoblade: so unbelievably rich
Dream: so unbelievably poor
Leave the homeless man alone
Homeless people have rights 😩🤚
@@hppy_h0n3y23 the homeless have creative mode tho :0
@@annisawafah lmao
Imagine having creative mode but still being homeless.
R.I.P Tehhnoblade 🕊
Rest in peace
Legend of minecraft
Dream spent so much time speedrunning that he never built a house before
69? Nice
Unus annus
Memento mori
Memento mori
He probably just knows how to make a diet house
He sounds so genuine when he said, “it’s a hard word to spell.” I can’t stop listening and laughing at it.
*YOU ARE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!!!!*
@@randomperson8994 time stamp?
@@dosema 2:18:00
@@dosema 2:18:00
@@randomperson8994 *I HAD TO DROP OUT*
The Dream bit was absolutely hilarious, from reading donations over him to observing him in the wild
IKRR
It was just like his voicemail to sapnap... I immediately had a flashback of that... now he gets to experience it too
Time?
@@giacoco2726 go skip to the "Dream shows up" part
@@giacoco2726 it’s in techno’s pinned comment
I cant believe its going to be three years next year. We miss you techno ❤
Dream: i know that tommy's been here
Techno: ._.
Dream: ._.
Techno: ._.
Dream: ._.
Techno: *reads donation to diverge the topic*
I like how it completely floored Dream to the point where he lost it
Hey, at least it works......surprisingly
Last message in the chat was:
"Just got here guys looks like a nice stream h- oh"
no it was "WE WILL LIVE ON"
no it was: I think skyblock, at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management
no it was: ok i dindt watch the stream i dont know what it was
no it was: “DREAM CLOUT”
I felt that
"OH NO HIS HOUSE VALUE WENT FROM FIVE DOLLARS TO THREE"
Oh No ItS tErIbLe
nOt sTonKs
FiVe MiNutEs LatEr
*"OH NO HIS HOUSE VALUE WANT FROM THREE DOLLARS TO ONE"*
500th like
900th like pog
NOO I Woke up to this and thought it was fundy cause i was watching him last night, Woke up at 8am and realized it was techno. Crying rn :')