TABLE OF CONTENTS 0:00 INTRO / SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG 22:10 THE AMBUSH 1:04:05 NETHERITE MINING 2:06:21 DREAM SHOWS UP 3:12:07 SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG PART 2
2:48:28- Techno runs out of invisibility. The minecraft song in the background is the one Sadist used for her tribute video the Technoblade, I started tearing up the second I heard it play. It's nice to hear him laugh :) 👑❤
I love the fact that Technoblade's the only member of the SMP that will willingly and gleefully bully Dream, the essential god of the server. What a legend.
I started to get triggered when techno was bullying him for building a house But it was also so funny Like hes already building a house because of you, you can stop now
I find myself returning to his stuff as well. It feels like when we would wait for his next inconsistent upload/stream, but nothing new will ever come. I really miss him.
“I’m live” “I understand that, will you be live in an hour?” “I mean probably” “Ok, Whatever. No Biggie” - The great conversation between Techno and his Dad
On December 20th 2020, After being made fun of for being homeless by Technoblade, Dream, After months of fighting, manipulating, and spying, decides to finally build a house. Thus ending the longest arc in the entire server. Thus ending the dream homeless arc.
i’ve used this as sleep asmr for almost 2 years now, it’s so good dude the beginning is super entertaining and the middle to end is pretty chill, rip the big man you shall not be forgotten
@@payjoem24 I love overpowered characters, especially villains, who are complete dorks in their off time, and that’s the vibe I get with dream and techno
You can tell Dream is trying to sell the same “Tommy, you fucked up” energy from when he demanded Tommy be exiled, but Technoblade is so outlandish and nonchalant that Dream can’t not smile when he’s doing it.
I’m watching this on Aug. 28 2023 . Very weird hearing his voice, feels like I’m watching like a kid again. It goes to show that when you record your life, It lives further than our physical self. Rest Easy Techno
the part where he just keeps interrupting dream and gaslighting him was way too fkn funny, Dream was trying so hard to be a villain and techno was mindgaming him at every step.
For those of you who want Techno to find his weapons, please DO NOT spam coordinates of any sort. Finding Techno’s weapons is a stream that will be eventually done in the future, but spamming will not get the storyline anywhere. It becomes a problem for our lovely mods and makes other viewers feel uncomfortable. The only thing you need to do is make sure you are subscribed to Technoblade. Edit: #1 on Trending for Gaming again! Keep up the good work Techno!
The stupid thing is that TECHNO WROTE THE DAMN STORY. He knows what’s going to happen. It’s like shouting for someone to do something while watching a movie.
Like, that's what bust my gut about the voices analogy, is that techno blade, in Canon, does things for invisible Money Paid to him by the voices in his head. That is so insane I love it
It also means that, in Canon, techno blade makes up outrageous names for the voices in his head and pretends they're giving him money and committing to following him (subscribing)
This past weekend I Decided to start rewatching some of Technos past streams. When watching this one, something made me extra emotional. 2:48:16 the Minecraft song “Mice On Venus” started playing. This song has always made me tear up for some reason, but this time it’s different. Hearing the music combined with Techno’s voice, joking about almost being spotted by dream, hit different. Maybe it was too similar to Saddist’s memorial animation, I don’t know. Techno, we miss you..! Rest well king!
Ponk *shows up with no armor* Everyone:- what power would you have to take on technoblade Ponk:- I have the power of wisdom and government *Dies anyway*
Dream IS an intimidating villain. It does work... on literally everyone except Techno. Even Tommy has grown afraid of Dream now. Technoblade is the only one who can still laugh in Dream's face with actual confidence and surety of his position. (/RP, since apparently we have to make it clear nowadays that we are talking about the roleplay characters, not the real people)
@@r.t.8737 and even if it's all roleplay, even from technos's side, I'm still sure he despises dream, and doesn't wanna be his friend. Which makes every situation between them awkward
The family thing is canon on phil and Wilbur’s story if that can make sleepytwt feel better. I think techno is making his storyline standalone so that his viewers doesn’t need to watch other people’s stream to understand what’s going on in his stream.
Yea I'm wondering. I know both Ph1lza and Wilbur have said in this story they are father/son but has it ever been brought up if Wilbur/Techno/Tommy are brothers? I know Wilbur has in his book that he remembers sparring with Techno as kids but I haven't seen Tommy and Wilbur say they are brothers either by blood or if Tommy is adopted.
Just if anyone cares about greek mythology the facts are: theseus was killed by lukodimus/likodimus. He first welcomed him as his friend but when they got to the highest point of the cliff he pushed him off. And thats how he died. Also his father, Aegean, when he saw his ship coming back with the black sails ( which meant Theseus was dead), he fell off a cliff (aka: he committed suicide) and thats how the sea was named: The Aegean Sea. Also, about the black and white flags, Theseus and Aegean had agreed that if he came back alive, he would have the white sails on, and if he was dead, he would have the black ones. They left Athens with the black sails. After Theseus killed the minotaur, he forgot to turn the black sail into white (because they Ariadne, which was his girlfriend, had had a curse and they had to leave her at Naxos, so everyone was worried about her and they forgot to turn the sails white). Then Aegean saw it and committed suicide. I know my country uwu. Techno if u can pls ping this so people can stop asking questions
I just love how defensive Dream got when Techno started bullying him about being homeless and immediately after, he builds a house with everything he has just to prove him wrong. He named it his evil lair, wrote a diary and everything. That is just adorable. And this is the same man who is the ultimate villain of the lore, someone who manipulates a child and everyone around him, and the leader of the SMP. Edit: This is all roleplay-wise but outside of that, Dream probably knew that Techno followed him or at least know that Techno would find the house anyway and read the diary LOLL
That could be added in dream's backstory And it seems he was once a cheerful person when you read the diary and analize it carefully.. I wonder what happened before he became the very man he is right now ( and yes its confirmed he has a backstory )
lol I also saw another comment saying their hc is that they are all adopted by Ph1lza and Techno is being a stubborn brother that refuses to admit the others are related.
I feel like Ramboo gets lonely on the Dream SMP, that’s probably why he didn’t have a problem following/hanging out with Techno despite them being “enemies” it’s kind of cute tbh
I like to think that Ranboo despite hanging out with everyone, he stays neutral and doesn't really take sides. Like, he's only following people who are being nice to him lmao (this is talking about the smp plot of course, not irl!)
Alternative Title: Man gets unbelievably rich while making fun of homeless man who attempts to build a house Edit: yo wtf anybody could have thought of this why do I have 7k+ likes, I mean I'm not complaining but... thanks? I've never gotten this many likes before More important edit: Technoblade never dies o7
Techno just reading his donations when Dream prompts him with serious lore questions is just absolutely the funniest thing and it was hilarious to watch
Everyone on the server: no dream please dont hurt me aaaah hes so scary Technoblade: yeah I can trust dream. Now it's time to egg his stupid little dirt house
he said on one of this weeks streams that he was gonna leave them listed for a few days after for the views, then unlist them to remove clutter on uploads page
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There is no way he wasn't stream sniping him, he even got a book and wrote it as a diary with exactly what Techno said. That was just pure commitment to the bit.. He went the extra step and i absolutely loved him for it
As much grief as people give Dream these days, one thing you can count on is his commital to bits. His chemistry with Techno and Tommy on streams has always brought out the best in all of them.
“He was yeeted off a cliff by the person who owned the land he was staying at.” What is a cliff that’s near technos house? The cobblestone tower. Technoblade is going to throw Tommy off the cobblestone tower.
@@whospari this is what I undestood from this interraction too... I hope Dream's gonna have to call in the favor to avoid his possible execution on the festival, that way he can't ask that Techno kill Tommy
Technoblade in animatics: cool intimidating human-pig hybrid with pig skull mask and fancy clothes Technoblade in his thumbnails: literal pig in fancy clothes
Dream's gonna take Techno to the prison and be like "this is my house, isn't it neat?" and lock Techno in the prison, and Techno gonna start cyberbullying him again for being homeless.
Technoblade: " The family dynamic isn't canon." Me: "I recognize the council has made a decision but given that is a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it."
TABLE OF CONTENTS
0:00 INTRO / SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG
22:10 THE AMBUSH
1:04:05 NETHERITE MINING
2:06:21 DREAM SHOWS UP
3:12:07 SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG PART 2
First reply
SO TRUE TECHNO
Put the time when you passed skeppy in subs
Pog
Techno op
I love how Technoblade isn’t allowed in Lmanberg but just chills there anyways because he’s too powerful for anyone to do anything about it
Well some try to stop Techno, but despite it usually being a 4v1 they get destroyed
Lmao i remember his early days in the smp he just waltzs into Manberg and it looked so funny from Wilburs POV
They dont care anymore they aren't going to kill him
@Mr.Ironic Vlogs
That's probably why Dreams building a prison.
Y e s really
Techno: People need to stop visiting me, they keep visiting me
Tommy: Why is nobody visiting me?
The funniest part is that they live *together*
@@Grace-53 lmao yeah
Oof- BIF OOF- That HUrts
@@Grace-53 both sides of the yin and yang
Oposite yeah that's the cool thing enemies turn into friends kinda
“Toothpick’s getting a little low on durability”
Yeah, it’s been getting a lot of use mining the canon lives of his enemies
Ranboo and techno should team up for pickaxe supremacy
@@eeelaina5588 noob
@@ryutae6151 wtf lol
Lmfao
Lmao
2:48:28- Techno runs out of invisibility. The minecraft song in the background is the one Sadist used for her tribute video the Technoblade, I started tearing up the second I heard it play. It's nice to hear him laugh :) 👑❤
Mice on Venus makes everything hit harder, technoblade never dies o7
I think he uses it for his skyblock video which is why it's in the tribute, considering the audio is used.
@@vladivascanu108 used
When dream told techno he knows about tommy the chat started literaly "buying time" for techno.
I see what you did there. 😂
He smart
יאיר מין
What tine
It starts at 2:10:00
I like how out of everything Tommy did the only thing Techno refused to take the blame for was the cobblestone tower
Why no replies
Your engrish is great
@@sorrow573 jong
@@washington6485 flong
G L A T T
(pigstep, but G L A T T)
I love the fact that Technoblade's the only member of the SMP that will willingly and gleefully bully Dream, the essential god of the server. What a legend.
And dream got so bullied he built an house, effects of being bullied by Techno
I felt so bad for dream but couldn’t stop laughing
I started to get triggered when techno was bullying him for building a house
But it was also so funny
Like hes already building a house because of you, you can stop now
I can see how big ur a fan of the dream smp by ur subscriptions
And Mexican Dream
I keep rewatching this chill stream back every single day, I miss him so much
Sameeeee
same
I find myself returning to his stuff as well. It feels like when we would wait for his next inconsistent upload/stream, but nothing new will ever come.
I really miss him.
Fr
Dream: being a villain
Techno: I like your funny words homeless man
time??
@Ledragon hi
@@theman8337 its a joke
@@theman8337 2:19:35
@@thoghtugs584 thank you idk why i’m getting so much hate?
“I’m live”
“I understand that, will you be live in an hour?”
“I mean probably”
“Ok, Whatever. No Biggie”
- The great conversation between Techno and his Dad
I've been watching too much lore posts and shit cuz after reading this comment I was like "When did phil say that"
His dads voice is so deep
Time stamp?
@@zayanrafiq4122 43:04
@@kadentam2946 His dad is like Liam Neeson's voice
I haven't watched a stream since "so long nerds". Hearing him sing StArTiN' tHe StReAm has me sobbing.
2:10:30 Techno basically just said “sorry dream I can’t hear you over my astounding wealth”
Thank you for this timestamp I've been looking for that part for forever
XDDDDDDDDD
Dream just so cute why he is mad of techno he just slightly jump
The ultimate flex
"I know that Tommy's been here."
Techno: *long pause*
Techno: so uh Ducko Tako thank you for the 100 and-
Then the chat proceeds to donate more and join the channel members
Homeless dream pog
Timestamp please.
@@apple10234 2:06:21
@@ducktape4221 like the exact timestamp
On December 20th 2020, After being made fun of for being homeless by Technoblade, Dream, After months of fighting, manipulating, and spying, decides to finally build a house. Thus ending the longest arc in the entire server. Thus ending the dream homeless arc.
to then giving up and blowing it all up, thus making him homeless again.
So it begins...again
He did use to have a house
@Se Google Nutzer now its season 2
@@captain_noo Yes
i’ve used this as sleep asmr for almost 2 years now, it’s so good dude the beginning is super entertaining and the middle to end is pretty chill, rip the big man you shall not be forgotten
Dream with everybody: " I can kill you"
Dream with Techno: "I'M NOT HOMELESS"
Awwwwwwww
Their interactions are the best I swear XD
@@payjoem24 I love overpowered characters, especially villains, who are complete dorks in their off time, and that’s the vibe I get with dream and techno
@@stingerjohnny9951 Absolutely!
Techno is the only superior to Dream in Dream SMP
Description: "chill stream"
Timestamps: "SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG, THE AMBUSH, DREAM SHOWS UP"
"chill stream (probably)"
@@kewloof8362 i was just bout to sa that
say*
its just another day for technoblade
The blood god ways of chilling
Techno made so much fun of Dream being homeless, Dream went and actually built a house.
peer pressure
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
*Minecraft Editon*
Facts😂😂
@Yeet Oof Wait, cyberbullying can be done a wrong way?
@@gremlinfifty2308 It seems like Techno and Ranboo aren't the only ones who are extremely subject to peer pressure
“Techno i made it to a stream on time”
“i’m very proud of you, very proud”
“Techno i passed my road test!”
“……. *sigh* i’m proud.”
timestamp?
You can tell Dream is trying to sell the same “Tommy, you fucked up” energy from when he demanded Tommy be exiled, but Technoblade is so outlandish and nonchalant that Dream can’t not smile when he’s doing it.
You can't intimidate a man who doesn't fear
**Can't not**
Smort
you can push tommy around. but techno is a whole new dimension. (Im a fan of both dream and techno)
that's because technoblade is the only person dream actually respects / fears
(referring to in the rp of course)
Techno wanted to stay true to this video description, even at the cost of lore.
Technoblade: *Almost dies*
Also techno: “it’s fine”
Not even close
@@landonsabey2906 true
Technoblade NEVER DIES
Techno blade never dies he is better than dream
@Najib Khadda techno blade says that so he aint a stan
"it's a hard word to spell!"
"YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"
"I dropped out"
^
Ok 420 likes no one like
512 likes just like my low end pc ram
Timestamp?
I’m watching this on Aug. 28 2023 . Very weird hearing his voice, feels like I’m watching like a kid again. It goes to show that when you record your life, It lives further than our physical self. Rest Easy Techno
Agreed
Agreed
Technoblade makes Dream seem less powerful by just talking to him. THAT is real power.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ha
Nah, you are the real power. You have Obama’s Hand...
@@gastonEGGS he doesn’t have it, HE IS IT.
HAHAA
"You wouldn't know my house it goes to another school." Honestly thats now one of my favorite technoblade quotes where he's mocking dream
Yes it is
Same
Techno is totally bullying dream because his house goes to another school so mean
Tha- that's not mocking
Thats just making fun of him
@@user-zv3do7wz2b so mocking is the right word
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
Dream:
Dream: ... **cries**
*Proceeds to fly and build a bedrock house*
@Crookie the video is great! You should make more dude 😀😀
@The Chill Leader I agree
This is single handedly both the funniest thing and the most depressing thing ever.
the part where he just keeps interrupting dream and gaslighting him was way too fkn funny, Dream was trying so hard to be a villain and techno was mindgaming him at every step.
The karma is realllll
Time stamp?
@@marstheclown9314 theres literally a part of the video named "DREAM SHOWS UP"
Yup
@@marstheclown9314 I believe it starts around 2:10:00 but I’m not entirely sure, sorry
For those of you who want Techno to find his weapons, please DO NOT spam coordinates of any sort. Finding Techno’s weapons is a stream that will be eventually done in the future, but spamming will not get the storyline anywhere. It becomes a problem for our lovely mods and makes other viewers feel uncomfortable. The only thing you need to do is make sure you are subscribed to Technoblade.
Edit: #1 on Trending for Gaming again! Keep up the good work Techno!
I agree
I agree
I agree
Listen to that guy above me
Don't forget to hit the channel member button, unless you're broke af just like some of us
comment is pointless. Theres 9yr olds that have no respect
I don't know what kind of stories you've saw, But finding those won't end the storyline or even make a dent of a problem to the storyline
The stupid thing is that TECHNO WROTE THE DAMN STORY. He knows what’s going to happen. It’s like shouting for someone to do something while watching a movie.
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Invis Pot Pog!
Dream misheard that as “Homelessness”
got ur comment to 888 likes
I was the 999 like
This didn't age well
Technoblade is the only person that can make fun of dream for an hour of basically the same thing and keep it entertaining
Yeah:
Everyone else is like scared of dream
Ok but canonically? The idea of dream trying to talk to techno and techno just talking to the voices in his head instead is hilarious
I just realised this XD Now I don't know which version is funnier
I forgot about that. XD
What minutes?
@@lutfihasan7496 go to 2:09:58
Please-
Dream SMP animatics: "You wanna be a hero? Then die like one!"
Dream SMP in stream: *"oH lOoK aT tHiS pOoR mAn."*
But... *"Welcome home Theseus"*
Hero's never die
@@MonkeyDLuffy-ym2yu legends never die
@@randomperson8994 techno neva dies
@@expiredmilk5435 y e s
Why is techno cyberbullying dream more entertaining than the revolution in lmanburg
L'Manburg More like L'MaoBurg
@@jootkujo9075 listen, i don't know who you are but im so disappointed in you i could probably pull off as your mother.
@@lovely-gt3ox Never have i ever neen so depressed on something i 100% Agree on
✨✨periodt✨✨
@@yana-rv ratio
"HIS PROPERTY VALUE WENT FROM $5 TO 3 NOOOOO" -A legend
Techno: "I don't have parents"
You were supposed to destroy the orphans, not join them!
His parents were killed by orphans
@@aestheticshh5136
The orphans be like: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
No that’s why he hates orphans because nobody should be an orphan even they don’t like orphans would you want to be one no
He became the very thing he swore to destroy
xD
Technoblade, the man who can shame a homeless man into making a house.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Huge flex
Yes
* Ponk dies * 17:15
antfrost: "canon death"
ponk: "shut up cat boy"
ant: "that's not what you were saying earlier when you wanted to go on date" 17:48
_what_
@@lilredstrawberriez *is*
That
crap
*Jack Manifold left the game.*
This was recommended to me just now for no reason and it brought back so many memories, truly good time, we miss you technoblade
Dream: *trying to be dramatic and canon*
Techno: *talking to the voices*
Like, that's what bust my gut about the voices analogy, is that techno blade, in Canon, does things for invisible Money Paid to him by the voices in his head. That is so insane I love it
It also means that, in Canon, techno blade makes up outrageous names for the voices in his head and pretends they're giving him money and committing to following him (subscribing)
If techno didn't document Dreams house, no one would have ever known
He is technohistorian!
Pretty sure Dream only built the house because Techno followed him and I'd be funny.
@@Menno_3 the roleplay
True true
@@azrael_morningstar it is not complete roleplay, they didnt plan it. They just continued with the joke.
Dream: intimidating, manipulative, feared
Also Dream: 'omeless
lol
omeless
Ok
Pog
‘OMELESS
This past weekend I Decided to start rewatching some of Technos past streams. When watching this one, something made me extra emotional. 2:48:16 the Minecraft song “Mice On Venus” started playing. This song has always made me tear up for some reason, but this time it’s different. Hearing the music combined with Techno’s voice, joking about almost being spotted by dream, hit different. Maybe it was too similar to Saddist’s memorial animation, I don’t know. Techno, we miss you..! Rest well king!
No cause thissss I frr started crying it also reminded me of the memorial that sadist made I was balling
Dream spent so much time speedrunning that he never built a house before
69? Nice
Unus annus
Memento mori
Memento mori
He probably just knows how to make a diet house
Techno has returned to his natural element:cyberbullying.
Edit:getting top comment on a techno video was something i never expected
The return of the king
@@Hamzathegoat69 y e s h
It's good to see him back
He even bullied the owner glad to he's back to his former self
@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE You violating rules
Alternate title: pig bully’s a green man for being homeless
And bullies him into having a house
“pig bullies homeless telletubbie”
@Rudwarf 👌
1k likes weeee, techno is so powerful he can bully the green man
1.1k like pog
Ponk *shows up with no armor*
Everyone:- what power would you have to take on technoblade
Ponk:- I have the power of wisdom and government
*Dies anyway*
Dream: *Tries to sound like an intimidating villain*
Technoblade: K homeless man
Dream IS an intimidating villain. It does work... on literally everyone except Techno. Even Tommy has grown afraid of Dream now. Technoblade is the only one who can still laugh in Dream's face with actual confidence and surety of his position.
(/RP, since apparently we have to make it clear nowadays that we are talking about the roleplay characters, not the real people)
@@r.t.8737 people are just very into the story and the character, so they don't notice it's characters
@@Some.username.idk.0 technos just being himself tbh
@@r.t.8737 even when its not roleplaying techno is like this.. and i love it
@@r.t.8737 and even if it's all roleplay, even from technos's side, I'm still sure he despises dream, and doesn't wanna be his friend. Which makes every situation between them awkward
The Dream bit was absolutely hilarious, from reading donations over him to observing him in the wild
IKRR
It was just like his voicemail to sapnap... I immediately had a flashback of that... now he gets to experience it too
Time?
@@giacoco2726 go skip to the "Dream shows up" part
@@giacoco2726 it’s in techno’s pinned comment
techno bullying ranboo was also kinda funny, but no-one talks about it because it was in the same stream as techno bullying a homeless green blob
Time stamp?
.
Hahahaha
i havent been able to watch his videos until tonight. crying violently. i miss him so much
"You spelled therapy wrong!"
"Its a hard word to spell"
"YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"
"I DROPPED OUT! "
‘’Y U BUILD GIRLFRIEND’’
wait- timestamp?
2:18:00
THEIR INTERACTIONS ARE PERFECT LMAO
Techno: rejects the sleepy bois family dynamic
Also Techno: *gets into everyone's hitlist*
Time stamp pls
True
We pretend we do not see it
The family thing is canon on phil and Wilbur’s story if that can make sleepytwt feel better. I think techno is making his storyline standalone so that his viewers doesn’t need to watch other people’s stream to understand what’s going on in his stream.
Yea I'm wondering. I know both Ph1lza and Wilbur have said in this story they are father/son but has it ever been brought up if Wilbur/Techno/Tommy are brothers? I know Wilbur has in his book that he remembers sparring with Techno as kids but I haven't seen Tommy and Wilbur say they are brothers either by blood or if Tommy is adopted.
Just if anyone cares about greek mythology the facts are: theseus was killed by lukodimus/likodimus. He first welcomed him as his friend but when they got to the highest point of the cliff he pushed him off. And thats how he died.
Also his father, Aegean, when he saw his ship coming back with the black sails ( which meant Theseus was dead), he fell off a cliff (aka: he committed suicide) and thats how the sea was named: The Aegean Sea.
Also, about the black and white flags, Theseus and Aegean had agreed that if he came back alive, he would have the white sails on, and if he was dead, he would have the black ones. They left Athens with the black sails. After Theseus killed the minotaur, he forgot to turn the black sail into white (because they Ariadne, which was his girlfriend, had had a curse and they had to leave her at Naxos, so everyone was worried about her and they forgot to turn the sails white). Then Aegean saw it and committed suicide.
I know my country uwu.
Techno if u can pls ping this so people can stop asking questions
I admire
Niceee!
Noice
This is accurate
Google tho
I just love how defensive Dream got when Techno started bullying him about being homeless and immediately after, he builds a house with everything he has just to prove him wrong.
He named it his evil lair, wrote a diary and everything.
That is just adorable.
And this is the same man who is the ultimate villain of the lore, someone who manipulates a child and everyone around him, and the leader of the SMP.
Edit: This is all roleplay-wise but outside of that, Dream probably knew that Techno followed him or at least know that Techno would find the house anyway and read the diary LOLL
he bullied tommy, he got bullied by techno 😂 i think it's karma
@@kuromihaohao When you bully a kid and the kid calls his older brother
That could be added in dream's backstory
And it seems he was once a cheerful person when you read the diary and analize it carefully.. I wonder what happened before he became the very man he is right now ( and yes its confirmed he has a backstory )
One of the best villians out there next to doofenshmirtz
TH-cam is drunk it says there is three replies when there is 4
People who are re-watching this in 2024 vvv
Me 🙏🏻
Yup 😢
Me…me
Me🥹🥲🥹😭😭😭😭
"Canon death"
"Shut up, catboy"
the best background interaction I've seen in a while klasdjflkasdjf
hey what's his twitch can u please link it
When
Sushi Time asking the real questions here
Oo timestamp ?
@@neptunehiro7091 @Sushi Time around 17:15
"I don"t want to spread the word about Dream being homeless" He says while streaming to thousands of people.
And brings it up in every stream with Dream
It’s almost as if that was the joke
*Millions*
*snitches
عربي اخيرا
Guys it’s okay, family dynamic might be kinda dead but my hc that Techno lies about his family to keep them safe from people hunting him lives on
lol I also saw another comment saying their hc is that they are all adopted by Ph1lza and Techno is being a stubborn brother that refuses to admit the others are related.
@@ishab.6798 Techno’s in the fam whether he likes it or not
This is the best one I’ve seen yet
yes, the pig man is in denial he’s outnumbered by Phil and Wilbur
As a gold post I saw on Twitter: Techno does not decide his canon family, _Twitter does_
I love while the whole Ranboo dog situation is happening Lazar is tweaking about his polar bear
Technoblade: Hates Government
Dream: Hates Country
True
I thinks hateing the govvorment is worse then hating the country
@@Yousifzzzwell a metaphorical crater is better than an actual crater
@@Yousifzzz nah its the opposite
@@Yousifzzz No dude. Government is the number one cause of death to countries.
"its the opposite of speedrun, its slowrun"
LMAOOOOOO
i commented fast :}
I didn't comment fast
He miss the opportunity of saying a "SlowWalk" instead
Inverted Color dream
Im guessing that dream would cheat that too lmao
"OH NO HIS HOUSE VALUE WENT FROM FIVE DOLLARS TO THREE"
Oh No ItS tErIbLe
nOt sTonKs
FiVe MiNutEs LatEr
*"OH NO HIS HOUSE VALUE WANT FROM THREE DOLLARS TO ONE"*
500th like
900th like pog
Dream around Tommy: Ominous, mysterious, all powerful being
Dream around Techno: Defensive homeless person
I feel like Ramboo gets lonely on the Dream SMP, that’s probably why he didn’t have a problem following/hanging out with Techno despite them being “enemies” it’s kind of cute tbh
He was literally with tubbo before joining techno
I like ranboo, i have no idea who he is as a person but he is very funny
Ranboo and Techno have such similar personalities LMAO
@@christinevu5260 sometimes people call him "walmart technoblade"
I like to think that Ranboo despite hanging out with everyone, he stays neutral and doesn't really take sides. Like, he's only following people who are being nice to him lmao (this is talking about the smp plot of course, not irl!)
Technoblade at the club be like:
-I murdered 3 people
-Yeah so
-With *a toothpick*
-Sorry for the delay please enter
What'd I tell ya? A man of focus, commitment, sheer f&&king will.
Reminds me of John wick
actually 4 counting quackity
Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
@@RoostBR i was about to say that LMAO
Techno: homeless dream is canon
Me: this is exactly what the world needs right now
Betlog
There's a 1 in 7 trillion chance he can recover
Alternative Title: Man gets unbelievably rich while making fun of homeless man who attempts to build a house
Edit: yo wtf anybody could have thought of this why do I have 7k+ likes, I mean I'm not complaining but... thanks? I've never gotten this many likes before
More important edit: Technoblade never dies o7
Capitalism in a nutshell
B
@OOI JIE SEN Moe but did you hmmmmmm
I love escapist fiction!
haha so original
Techno just reading his donations when Dream prompts him with serious lore questions is just absolutely the funniest thing and it was hilarious to watch
Everyone on the server: no dream please dont hurt me aaaah hes so scary
Technoblade: yeah I can trust dream. Now it's time to egg his stupid little dirt house
it's basically a lion being bullied by a bird
Technoblade would be so proud to see that dream finally got a house. And then he'd make fun of dream.
Now that Technoblade doesn't unlist his stream videos, apparently every single one of his streams is gonna hit Trending for Gaming. Huh.
I'm so glad he stopped unlisting them. The comments are way better when there's more.
Yes very true
he said on one of this weeks streams that he was gonna leave them listed for a few days after for the views, then unlist them to remove clutter on uploads page
@@blurguy171711111 Yeah, I remember that. Just saying the impact it’s caused.
Very true
Dream: i know that tommy's been here
Techno: ._.
Dream: ._.
Techno: ._.
Dream: ._.
Techno: *reads donation to diverge the topic*
I like how it completely floored Dream to the point where he lost it
Hey, at least it works......surprisingly
Dream then: *This is Minecraft manhunt*
Dream now: dear diary..I need a basement..I finished my dirt and stone house though
hes lost so much since his fall from grace
watching this now feels much more bad then watching it live.We miss you techno :(
"YOU MISSED AN ORPHAN"
"YOU MISSED AN ORPHAN KILL IT"
"My mom is cooking ham-"
*"O R P H A N S"*
Loooooooòoooooooooooooòooooooooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll
OMG I AM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVE SEEÑ
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Timestamp pls
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
*We did it bois, homeless people no more!*
Poverty no mo- . It's just a fake ads moto word
If only it were that easy irl
We did it bois, poor is no more!
Omlllll
If you’re drowning just drink the water 🙄
Dream’s Villain Backstory: Was made fun of for being homeless
This is the only comment that's actually pretty funny
Yesssss
I believe the focus is more on the "getting his house absoutely destroyed by creepers to the point where he turned to the dark side in despair"
@@rab_2 but he was always on the bad side
@@mitsunitaiko1742 he is on the side of chaos as he has said a lot
The whole house thing wasn't scripted, but i'm certain that Dream was stream sniping techno.
Honestly it was really nice watching him fake sucking
obviously
There is no way he wasn't stream sniping him, he even got a book and wrote it as a diary with exactly what Techno said. That was just pure commitment to the bit.. He went the extra step and i absolutely loved him for it
@@ioanqnev697 he was sniping lol maybe lol
Its already pretty obvious dream watches techno's streams
He should throw a invis potion on his dog army and then punch quackity
lmaoo
Now that, that is smart.
Edit: Here from the future, we did it. POGCHAMP
And a strength potion
@@psychott6 I said it on the last stream when he let them loose but he can’t read through the spam
GENIUS
"he's homeless"
"I HAVE A HOUSE"
....
"HE'S HOMELESS"
@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE nerd
@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ew
@ok ok what'd he say?
@@dr.wondertainment5621 i think it’s one of those thot bots judging by the username
As much grief as people give Dream these days, one thing you can count on is his commital to bits. His chemistry with Techno and Tommy on streams has always brought out the best in all of them.
Technoblade be out here killing people who are in full netherite with a *TOOTHPICK!*
It should be Called Techno Toothpick.
He is basically john wick
Lol
makes sense
John Wick of minecraft
“He was yeeted off a cliff by the person who owned the land he was staying at.” What is a cliff that’s near technos house?
The cobblestone tower.
Technoblade is going to throw Tommy off the cobblestone tower.
could be dream throwing techno off cause its his server? basically his "land".
I think, dreams gonna use his wish to make techno kill tommy.
“what is a cliff? the tower.”
CANON
@@whospari this is what I undestood from this interraction too... I hope Dream's gonna have to call in the favor to avoid his possible execution on the festival, that way he can't ask that Techno kill Tommy
Technoblade in animatics: cool intimidating human-pig hybrid with pig skull mask and fancy clothes
Technoblade in his thumbnails: literal pig in fancy clothes
Waddles from gravity falls
@@tinymadi809oh my goodness.. your right..
The fact that dream really did realize that Techno wouldn’t put “Build a girlfriend” is amazing.
because tommy is the only one that does that😭😭
techno would be too lazy to build a girlfriend
@@Username-1939t9 exactly.
technoblade doesnt want to die alone though
@@alagonthesnail he’d just adopt a pig or smthn
"Dear diary, today I built a house, tomorrow I'll build a basement, it's gonna be the biggest basement ever!!" That is so cute 😭
Timestamp?
@@pepitocovid-91 2:45:45
Aww....that's real right thanks for reminding. It was kind of sad when he blew it up 😭😭😭
i wish he was streaming when he wrote that
it sounds like a little child playing minecraft for the first time aww
the part when techno said "I missed a girlfriend, no no i dont wanna die alone" techno didnt countless people cried over him when he died
“How’s college been?”
“Oh I dropped out... a while ago...”
collage*
Bruh
@@F.E.M.T.O bruh
@@F.E.M.T.O Literally no. The original spelling was correct, it's you who is wrong. A collage is not a college
@@F.E.M.T.O collage is a type of art (pronounced as cola-jew)
Dream's gonna take Techno to the prison and be like "this is my house, isn't it neat?" and lock Techno in the prison, and Techno gonna start cyberbullying him again for being homeless.
Techno be like: "0/10 dumbest prison ever"
No he would pull out his 50 withers
@@tmcwas3717 dream said he is making the prison wither proof-
@@Roman-ji8qf Well yeah but its Techno
techno gonna bully him for not building it on his own
Everyone asked, “Where’s Dream.”
But no one asked *”How’s Dream.”* :(
Please help fund Homeless Dream
Man has creative mode
@@gremlinfifty2308 he wont use it tho
@@marcovalencia146 *drista intensifies*
He let's his lil sister use creative mode so she can build stuff
@@gremlinfifty2308 i think they use creative for plot and story purposes
cant ever get tired of techno bullying ponk lolol
No one, not even dream, can escape getting cyberbullied by Techno
$100K duel flashbacks
@Insomnia Blaze he got caught cheating?
@@KSPUnitedYT it’s a joke
@Insomnia Blaze Well technically his channel also went from 1 mil to HOLY SH*T HE"S PROBABLY A MILLIONARE in the same year so it kind of evens out
@@KSPUnitedYT Have you been living under a rock for the last week?
Techno strikes me as the kind of guy that would tell one of his kids that they’re his favourite child just to see the wars that start in the family
bro learn to grammar
its they’re not their
@@billnye166 thanks for pointing it out
I must of typed it too fast so I didn’t realise
@@billnye166
May I point out your ‘bro Learn *to* grammar’ and your ‘its’? Hope this didn’t seem rude, just wanted to also point that stuff out.
Why does this have 200 likes!!!
@@billnye166 If you're going to correct somebodys grammar correct it right-
Chat: *Bullies Dream saying he is homeless*
Techno: Ok chat let's stop bullying him.
Chat: *Procceeds into bullying Techno saying he is a bully*
lol
:( :(
:)
😂😂
This is the law of equivalent exchange
“Guys let’s not make fun of him-“
Random donator: *”homeless dream”*
Sidney-San Gacha bruh
Chat: homeless
technoblade : um, lemme just sneak one or two creepers
That was fossilnet
Technoblade: " The family dynamic isn't canon."
Me: "I recognize the council has made a decision but given that is a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it."
ALJHAAHK SAME
Bruuuhhh so true
WHATZ THE TIMESTAMP AAGGH
@@Cythereans 3:53:25
@@Cythereans uhhhh I think it was the beginning half ...sorry bud
R.I.P Technoblade
Dream: Hey.
Chat: So, then i started donating.