Oboeshoes said Dolemen a total of 119.5 times (just "dole"=0.5 naturally) a very reasonable number. From here we can deduce that every 6.5 seconds in Dolmen one Dolmen passes.
I really feel bad for Miyazaki that after over a decade of slaving away inventing and expanding on the dark souls formula he now has to witnesses Dolemen outdo and surpass his games in every single capacity in just his first game.
The "We just downloaded a bunch of assets from the Unity/Unreal store" art style truly brings out the fact that this is truly the next major leap in gaming
Dolmen is so cool, when i grow up i wanna be just like Dolmen because Dolmen is a leading examples to all of us lesser Dolmens, truly a work of art this Dolmen game is
6:35 Dolmen's genius writing about the Corporation really showed how we live in a society. They don't care about the Miners' problems! Crying rn, thank you Dolmen
That's only because you didn't play the sequel, Dolwomen, which will be much better than a possible, future Younger Ring; I bet my decomposing, worm infested dead parents' lives on it.
Shhhh don't tell anybody I'm asking this, but is there a way to cheese the Queen Caniptei fight? I am trying to speedrun dolmen and that fight is so long and RNG heavy. So far I have figured out how to get out of her arena by rolling through the tentacles blocking the arena entrance. If you know of any unpatched exploits pls tell me lol
it’s been a pleasure watching the Dolmen franchise grow and evolve over the years. Dolmen itself was perfection to begin with, but Dark Doles took it BEYOND perfection to levels previously unheard of by mankind. Needless to say i’m very excited for Dolmen Ring. and don’t think i forgot Bloodbornolmen!
Wish i could be in the Dolmen universe, and be friends with John Dolmen so i could hear him say his great catchphrase "It's Dolmin' Time” with him, all as he catches the bad guys with his Dolmen moves. Man! I want to do the Dolmen Shotgun greeting too.. such a great Game, it's co-op and singleplayer! Dolmen is quite an innovative game, the Dolmen-like genre is surely going to be the best, all thanks to Dolmen setting the foundations for the rest of 2022 games. EDIT: I found out about this one game called "Dark Souls" which is a little bit too inspired in Dolmen.. It isnt a Dolmen-Like though, because unlike Dolmen it doesnt have weapons! Still, just a poor copy of Dolmen. They even made a blatant copy-paste of a Dolmen (Game of the Year) boss named Zallan Kheep! In Dark Souls they named it "Pontiff Sulyvahn", but it clearly rips-off the great idea Dolmen had for Zallan Kheep.. Two different color swords! Really saddens me that such a good game as Dolmen gets plagiarized, we should be thankful to the Dolmen devs for not raising any legal action against that Dark Souls game..
I'm glad everyone can appreciate dolmen much like the original dolmens. Sometimes me and the lads just dolmen each other to have a grand old dolmen time. Dolmen seems more competent than the Dolmen-likes such as The Dolmen 1&2, Dolmen: From the Dolmen, NiDolmen, Lords of the Dolmen, Dead Dolmen, Dolmen Shell, and Let it Dolmen. Really brings new life in the genre and I can't wait to Dolmen more from it
I came here from the future to learn the oboeshoes DOLMEN lore. Now to make a 2 hour video essay where I break down and commentator over this exact video with ads from some subscription service I don't need or use
Dolmen is like that one guy in the office timing when you go on your water break then decides to find out what restroom you go to after you stop going on breaks all together.
@@oimeuchapa6995 caralho, incidente em varginha... Unholy Fuck, you've just exhumed something that should had stood locked away and buried in a salt mine for all eternity! You opened Pandora's box! Because of this evil deed, I now have extraterrestrial soul cancer...
I love it when in the hit game Dolmen, Dolmen said its Dolmin time and used the power of family to destroy the evil Dolmen and save the universe from bad Dolmen clones.
Dolmen was one of the games of all time One of the greatest achievement of Gaming that is in the likes of Miyazaki. Hell, even Satoru Iwata would wake up from his grave just to praise this game ever made in ages. This is the peak and pinnacle of gaming that something Bethesda or Bungie can't even made. The game that blows The Arkham Knight out of the water and reclaims the throne for the best dark souls game ever made. The game is so 100% authentic that it is so evident that there is no CGI used but instead it all of it was real. Jimmy Dolmen is a method actor that they actually made him fly and turns him into a Dolmen. The scope and commitment of this game is beyond the world that they actually intended to harm people on set so that everything is intact to the sequence. Technical wise, Dolmen is one of the game's ever made that has a cinematography, camera angle and setpiece. They even hired a VFX team to produce the exquisite effects which is something that rivals and preeminent to Halo, God of War, or Jedi Fallen Order that it is so compelling and ground breaking you won't even notice what is real and what is not. The Writing is so incredible that it will glue you to the chair while playing it and even persuade you to replay it again and again. The story is so good that it hooks you up to know more about John Dolmen' character. Markiplier was so good in portraying the antagonist of the story that he is so remarkable and is one of his roles of all time. Verdict. Dolmen is not just a game but it is a game. It breaks records in every aspects that it is the first game to sold Dolmillion tickets. Even by science Dolmen doesn't need to be at the BAFTA or Game Awards to determine its greatness since it was universally known and understood its greatness. Critics wasn't necessary to know its greatness as a game hence it is the first game to reach 200% Certified fresh Steam Meter. Dolmen continuely Sweeping dollars at the steam store and nothing is there to stop it.
I'm Irish. I stumbled across your channel a while ago and I've watched almost all of your videos. I really like your concise, witty style. Aside from that, I'm commenting to say that this video may be the first time I've ever heard an American (correctly!) call our language Irish instead of "Gaelic". Oboe gets the Irish seal of approval 🇮🇪💚
it's so funny how making a boss a scaled up version of a mob can be made good if you simply have the player fight the boss *first* and then make it into a mob later, instead of doing the opposite
We at Bad Guy, Inc have determined that our name holds too much of a negative stigma, so we have rebranded into The Corporation. At The Corporation, we care about you, truly.
This game really doesn't look that bad. If it was a $15 dollar game, I'd say it is solid. $40 is too much. I guess I can't know for sure if I'm not the one feeling the controls though.
Dolman is my favorite character, he kills bad guys, and doesn't afraid of anything.
Don't you disrespect John Halo like that.
Dolman is literally me.
@@ozymandiasramesses1773 Dolman is in all of us, he's so iconic and cool
@@djspit8929 The most iconic and cool.
Huh reminds me of John Halo
They both cool people I guess
He did not just killed Dolmen, but Dolwomen and Dolchildren too
I don't like Dolsand
The Doldead speak
Excellent.
Return of the Dolmen
For some reason....Dolmatine returned
My favourite part of Dolmen is when John Dolmen says "It's Dolmin' time." and then Dolms all over the bad guys.
Now replace the word with "jizz" and you'll have an idea how EA manages their portfolio.
That's it!
Your pitch has sold me good sir!
I love how unclear what exactly Dolmen is so Oboe refers to literally everything as Dolmen
Dolmin is the new Morbin
That reminds me, I work at a morgue and everytime an unidentified body arrives I label it "John Doelman"
Oboeshoes said Dolemen a total of 119.5 times (just "dole"=0.5 naturally) a very reasonable number. From here we can deduce that every 6.5 seconds in Dolmen one Dolmen passes.
Not true the dolm was at 7 dolmetrons and 1 dolm=3,14dole's therefore Dolmen 😊
@@drumloverable PI
Dolmen is an actual unit of measurement in the Dolverse.
I started but I lost count.. Fun fact: Dolmen is slang for the penis in Sweden. Hilarious!
@@bobby4tw yayyy
Dolmen truly is the morbius of gaming
Its morbin time
It's dolmin' time
Domen is brazilian mobius
It is truly one of the games ever.
It is most definitely a game
I really feel bad for Miyazaki that after over a decade of slaving away inventing and expanding on the dark souls formula he now has to witnesses Dolemen outdo and surpass his games in every single capacity in just his first game.
Dolmen is the Morbius of Dark Souls. Truly our generation's magnum opus, and a game that will influence generations to come.
Magnum Orbius
@@UriGerhard Morbnum Opus
Dolmen is truly the game ever
Morbnum Dolmus
Yo this one's doing numbers
Can you believe Lies of P missed the opportunity to call their game "Pinocchio and the doll men"
Hard times create strong men.
Strong men create good times.
Good times create Dolmen.
This is so profound.
i am enlightened
Dolmen then goes on to break the cycle.
And dolmen create strong men
Dolmen create hard men.
The "We just downloaded a bunch of assets from the Unity/Unreal store" art style truly brings out the fact that this is truly the next major leap in gaming
you are gonna see hella lot of games like this in the future thanks to UE5
@@guidorussoheck2100 that’s true but we will also see some amazing games form UE5
@@joshwaterman5526 like, 3 good games for year, 6 decent games, and 70 dolmens
@@keyman245 the more Dolmen the better, I see this as an absolute win
@@Nernage Dolmen is the future
I am NOT taking a shot every time he says Dolmen
Did it for you 117 times including one time where he says Dole
I will
Wait a second, I just noticed you said TAKE A SHOT every time, yeah your liver would be dead 😂 my b for glossing over that.
Roxanne moment haha
Might as well just take a handle to the face or like 4 of them
Had the pleasure of meeting Dolmen at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
You met him at a dolmen store?
RIP Dolmen Harvey.
@@suprememeatbun Gone but never forgotten
Dolmen is so cool, when i grow up i wanna be just like Dolmen because Dolmen is a leading examples to all of us lesser Dolmens, truly a work of art this Dolmen game is
Dolmen to that
That's bullshit, Dolmen is just an inferior, cheaper imitation of Mendol, a much better game that came before it.
Dolmen
Piece of Dolmen* this Dolmen game is
Dol(a) men bro
"Short live the queen"
wow that's.. definitely a title for an achievement
Yeah, 96 years isn't much for that particular race of bloodsucking lizard aliens.
The history of gaming can be divided into the pre-Dolmon and post-Dolmon.
2022=Anno Dolmon 0
You cant have a year zero my man
@@wiktorsid123 Look Dolmon gets the exception
@@wiktorsid123 its dolmin time
post-Dolmen so far has nothing on Dolmen
@@wiktorsid123 how
6:35 Dolmen's genius writing about the Corporation really showed how we live in a society. They don't care about the Miners' problems! Crying rn, thank you Dolmen
I loved the scene where John Dolmen and Outertana are reunited and Dolman says "I desire a weapon".
i loved the scene where dolmen says "it's dolmin time"
Good. Evil. I am the Dolman with the pistol
I dolmen a dolmen
I'm in Ireland and this has inspired me to go to all our dolmens and spray paint Dolmen on the dolmens
Hell yea
Its settled, the OboeShoes fan base is called the Dolmens. Damn proud to be a Dolmen in the Dolmen army.
Dolmen
Dolmen
Dolmen
Dolmen
Dolmen
"You can turn it on but nothing changes."
Yep, that's ray-tracing for you.
All my friends were like "you gotta play Elden Ring," but I knew better. I waited for the year's true Soulslike release, DOLMEN 😎
That's only because you didn't play the sequel, Dolwomen, which will be much better than a possible, future Younger Ring; I bet my decomposing, worm infested dead parents' lives on it.
@@marlondemello8582 Don't forget the critically acclaimed 3rd entry of the series, Dolchildren
@@10goku83 I'll pass that one; too many microtransactions. $333 for a Dolgrandchildren skin pack? Well, fuck them very much, greedy Dolpublishers
@@10goku83 Don't forget the fourth entry where they establish the Dolmen cinematic universe with Dolmen ring
Actually Elden Ring is a Dolmenlike
i love it when he said "you did it, you defeated me, you truly are the DOLMEN"
Dolmen is, in fact, one of the games of all time!
"It's a game!"
Well said
ya got me
Cool
I like when the main character says " it's not about the Dolmen, but the Dolmens we made along the way"
Every Dol has it men
Fun fact; our Dolman here said Dolmen 117 times.
A reference to Dolmen Chief, star of the hit TV show "Halo: Dolmen," where Dolmen Chief says his iconic quote, "I need some Dolmen."
@@ClearlyInPeril haha nice 😂
captain Dolmen: "Dolmen Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that Dolmen?"
Dolmen Chief: "Sir, finishing this Dolmen."
@@wolfiewoo3371 Memorable one, but outdone by “There’s not enough Dolman for the two of us to dole,… man.” -for me, at least
Alternate timeline where this game is called Souls and the other game is called Dark Dolmens
Really makes you FEEL like a doleman
When John Dolmen said "every Dol has it's Men" I felt that! Truly one of the games ever made!
Seeing the final game as an alpha/beta tester and how other players react to it is always very interesting
Shhhh don't tell anybody I'm asking this, but is there a way to cheese the Queen Caniptei fight? I am trying to speedrun dolmen and that fight is so long and RNG heavy. So far I have figured out how to get out of her arena by rolling through the tentacles blocking the arena entrance. If you know of any unpatched exploits pls tell me lol
@@oboeshoesgames dolmen moment
So if you alpha and beta tested the game.. why didn't to tell them it's fucking shit?
@@koroplays3200 they probably did, and just like what happened with Fallout 76, they devs probably dropped the bug reports straight to the bin.
@@koroplays3200 It's hilarious that you think all developers actually take what their testers come back with and do something about it.
it’s been a pleasure watching the Dolmen franchise grow and evolve over the years. Dolmen itself was perfection to begin with, but Dark Doles took it BEYOND perfection to levels previously unheard of by mankind. Needless to say i’m very excited for Dolmen Ring.
and don’t think i forgot Bloodbornolmen!
I like the design philosophy of just taking things and making them bigger as a boss design. I want to fight a giant lamp and a giant phone charger.
Dolmen
Ok not gonna lie.
I'd want that for a boss fight
The Ornstein and Smough fight we really deserve.
Play the new grounds zelda game
It has both of those… sadly its not a dolmen like game
Wish i could be in the Dolmen universe, and be friends with John Dolmen so i could hear him say his great catchphrase "It's Dolmin' Time” with him, all as he catches the bad guys with his Dolmen moves. Man! I want to do the Dolmen Shotgun greeting too.. such a great Game, it's co-op and singleplayer! Dolmen is quite an innovative game, the Dolmen-like genre is surely going to be the best, all thanks to Dolmen setting the foundations for the rest of 2022 games.
EDIT: I found out about this one game called "Dark Souls" which is a little bit too inspired in Dolmen.. It isnt a Dolmen-Like though, because unlike Dolmen it doesnt have weapons! Still, just a poor copy of Dolmen. They even made a blatant copy-paste of a Dolmen (Game of the Year) boss named Zallan Kheep! In Dark Souls they named it "Pontiff Sulyvahn", but it clearly rips-off the great idea Dolmen had for Zallan Kheep.. Two different color swords! Really saddens me that such a good game as Dolmen gets plagiarized, we should be thankful to the Dolmen devs for not raising any legal action against that Dark Souls game..
I took a shot every time you said “dolmen”. That being said I look forward to watching your future videos from the hospital
Haha more like from the afterlife. Rip brother
F
Skill issue
I can't believe he recorded the first ever multiplayer game for Dolmen
The magic in dolmenlike games such as dark sharts and elder ring fit adventure is very similar to the guns in this game. From soft looking kinda sussy
Dolmen
Dolmen
Elder ring fit adventure
El Dick Ring
It's a bad dolmen To diss elden ring
Dolmen is a game that has graphics, gameplay features, a control scheme, and enemies. As such it is without a doubt one of the games out there.
I'm glad everyone can appreciate dolmen much like the original dolmens. Sometimes me and the lads just dolmen each other to have a grand old dolmen time. Dolmen seems more competent than the Dolmen-likes such as The Dolmen 1&2, Dolmen: From the Dolmen, NiDolmen, Lords of the Dolmen, Dead Dolmen, Dolmen Shell, and Let it Dolmen.
Really brings new life in the genre and I can't wait to Dolmen more from it
Don't forget Mortal Dolmen
And also elden dolmen a new upcoming open world dolmen game
Bro my sides hurt
Dolmen: From the Dolmen was so dolmen, definitely my favourite dolmen
@@robjsmiles However, there is some bad news. Your doctors contacted me and said that you've tested HIV-Dolmen.
Would it have killed you to say the name of the game?
After 20 dolmillion in revenue we need a sequel!
Honestly, it's great that Dolmen has a feature that let's you respawn bosses.
Every soulslike should have that
As they say: when you Dolmen a Dolmen with a Dolmen on a Dolmen during Dolmen you end up with a Dolmen.
I do like how despite having the Dead Space life bar spine, it doesn't act like any bar whatsoever.
glad to see another dolhead playing and enjoying this masterful craft
Dolheads unite!!
I came here from the future to learn the oboeshoes DOLMEN lore. Now to make a 2 hour video essay where I break down and commentator over this exact video with ads from some subscription service I don't need or use
Do it and I'll comment some brainrot non-sense with a 💀at the end and get 200 likes without even having watched your video.
Doom mixed with Dark Souls mixed with Destiny mixed with every crappy MMO. I never thought we'd get here.
Revolutionary game
“Dolmen slice!” - you turned into a JRPG character for a moment there :’)
dolmen is the morbius of gaming. 10/10
COD Vanguard is the Morbius of gaming
Dolmen is like that one guy in the office timing when you go on your water break then decides to find out what restroom you go to after you stop going on breaks all together.
Good job Oboeshoes, you truly are the Dolman.
2024 and we still haven't found other sources of dolmam
"Dark souls doesn't have a gun"
Bloodborne:am i a joke to you?
remnant from the ashes sobbing
Blood borne ain't dark souls got em
@@goreobsessed2308blood borne is almost as good as doleman
Dolmen is certainly one of the games ever!
First game to sell one Dolmillion copies
this is a brazilian indie game and i am very happy that youtubers from outside brazil are talking about it, i love its content. Keep it up
Oooooh that explains a lot. Was trying to figure out what the fuck it was.
@@volgarking It's going to the same box as Varginha Incident... They tough they could be something Celeste or Horizon Chase Turbo...
Isn't the word for dolmen in Portuguese "anta" or something?
@@Robocopnik Yes
@@oimeuchapa6995 caralho, incidente em varginha... Unholy Fuck, you've just exhumed something that should had stood locked away and buried in a salt mine for all eternity! You opened Pandora's box! Because of this evil deed, I now have extraterrestrial soul cancer...
Everyone should name their first child, Dolmen
I love it when in the hit game Dolmen, Dolmen said its Dolmin time and used the power of family to destroy the evil Dolmen and save the universe from bad Dolmen clones.
"I am Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and today i'm playing Dolmen"
I like that there was a Pro Dolmen in chat to help.
I love how you play these extremely obscure games that no one's ever heard of, it sets you apart from every other gaming channel.
Dolmen was one of the games of all time
One of the greatest achievement of Gaming that is in the likes of Miyazaki. Hell, even Satoru Iwata would wake up from his grave just to praise this game ever made in ages. This is the peak and pinnacle of gaming that something Bethesda or Bungie can't even made. The game that blows The Arkham Knight out of the water and reclaims the throne for the best dark souls game ever made.
The game is so 100% authentic that it is so evident that there is no CGI used but instead it all of it was real. Jimmy Dolmen is a method actor that they actually made him fly and turns him into a Dolmen. The scope and commitment of this game is beyond the world that they actually intended to harm people on set so that everything is intact to the sequence.
Technical wise, Dolmen is one of the game's ever made that has a cinematography, camera angle and setpiece. They even hired a VFX team to produce the exquisite effects which is something that rivals and preeminent to Halo, God of War, or Jedi Fallen Order that it is so compelling and ground breaking you won't even notice what is real and what is not.
The Writing is so incredible that it will glue you to the chair while playing it and even persuade you to replay it again and again. The story is so good that it hooks you up to know more about John Dolmen' character. Markiplier was so good in portraying the antagonist of the story that he is so remarkable and is one of his roles of all time.
Verdict. Dolmen is not just a game but it is a game. It breaks records in every aspects that it is the first game to sold Dolmillion tickets. Even by science Dolmen doesn't need to be at the BAFTA or Game Awards to determine its greatness since it was universally known and understood its greatness. Critics wasn't necessary to know its greatness as a game hence it is the first game to reach 200% Certified fresh Steam Meter. Dolmen continuely Sweeping dollars at the steam store and nothing is there to stop it.
5/10
You've added Dolmen into my daily vocabulary and now my family won't talk to me.
The speed run's will be fascinating!
I'm Irish. I stumbled across your channel a while ago and I've watched almost all of your videos. I really like your concise, witty style. Aside from that, I'm commenting to say that this video may be the first time I've ever heard an American (correctly!) call our language Irish instead of "Gaelic". Oboe gets the Irish seal of approval 🇮🇪💚
My right hand is numb.
Why?
OH SHIT, I had forgotten about this one. I actually got to play this and even report a bug back at Gamescom 2018. Thanks oboe for the memories!
Awesome video Dolman.
Doug Dolmendome the owner of the worlds largest Dolmendome
Weird how Oboe is giving Dolmen a more fair review that several publications.
The worlds most dangerous drinking game: drink every time oboe says doleman
it's so funny how making a boss a scaled up version of a mob can be made good if you simply have the player fight the boss *first* and then make it into a mob later, instead of doing the opposite
On dolmen, every dolmen, dolmen, and dolmen, is called dolmen.
In case anyone was curious Dolmen is currently on sale on the playstation store for $5.99 lmfao
newest entry to the Soulsbornekiroringdolmen-esque game genre.
Of all the games with Dolmens in them, this is easily the best one. It’s Dolmin’ time.
We at Bad Guy, Inc have determined that our name holds too much of a negative stigma, so we have rebranded into The Corporation. At The Corporation, we care about you, truly.
Signs that you could be a Dolmen male (rare!) And is it Better than a morbius male?
Dude... I jus found this vid before bed. This is exactly the TH-cam content I've been searching for. Thank you
Why do I unironically still wanna play this
took a shot everytime you said "Dolemen". just got back from the hospital
This will be the first game to sell a Dolmillion copies 🗣️
First Morbius, now Dolmen. We are truly being spoiled.
Fun fact, Dolme is swedish slang for dick. So Dolmen would be The Dick.
I had to pause the game & ponder the meaning of life when John Dolmen said the line, "Who Dols the Dolmen?". Game asks the deepest questions.
This seriously makes me want to spend $40 on Dolman.
In case anyone didn't realize it, he's playing Dolmen Souls.
Dolmen is truly a game of all time
It has characters, stories, and gameplay mechanics
We are truly by this video game's existence in this timeline
Hey, the dolmen store called. They've run out of DOLMEN.
it's rare to see Oboe not play a game of ~5-10 years ago
Take a dolmen every time he says dolmen
Hearing oboe say dolemen so many times gave me a dolmen in my dolemen and now I am forever cursed to dolmen until I dolmen...
This video makes me want to play Dolman. I really want to be a part of group of Hardcore Dolman players.
A deadly drinking game: take a shot every time he says "Dolmen"
Dolmen truly is one of the video games of all time.
the way you said a few things gave off some pretty hard dunkey clone vibes
Out of all the games to ever Dolmen, this is definitely one of them. Dolmen
They have got to replace that Ariel Bold font in the UI.
Meme game obviously but I like the bar telling you when the status will proc on the boss.
So happy to be in this dolmen community with my fellow dolmens
How much Dolmen is too much Dolmen?
Answer: You can never have too much Dolmen
Dolmen has what plants crave, I know it’s off topic but what the dolmen
@@SkylarTrahan love to see it 😂
i went to my local library today and they had a copy of Dolmen so i took out Dolmen and now i'm playing Dolmen. thanks oboeshoe
This game really doesn't look that bad. If it was a $15 dollar game, I'd say it is solid. $40 is too much. I guess I can't know for sure if I'm not the one feeling the controls though.
Whenever you beat a boss you should say "That guy is Done like Dolmen"