*one video ago* Rift: FuCK mayo *now* Rift: I'll eat almost anything unless it has mayonnaise, except when mayonnaise is in potato salad, and colesaw, and deviled egg, I've grown to like those. So I I might have to rethink the whole Mayo Militia thing
The older I get, the more I realize good tasting food usually comes in generic paper bags and aluminum foil. EDIT: Why is the phone off the hook in the background?!?
Chris McNeely older I get more u realize that Hans r fucking pos and only care bout themselves. Expect u guys u guys are cool. Even if u love cats. Lol.
if you're willing to make them yourself, leek rings are a great substitute for onion rings. Leeks don't get as slimy when they're cooked so they won't slide out of the breading.
Theres something about these food videos that makes me appreciate and enjoy the small things in life. The peace and calm this specific asmr video gives me every time i watch it is unreal, its like I'm in a different reality when I put my headphones on.
It is always hard to tell when it comes to videos as he possibly makes these days or weeks in advance sometimes, but it always seems like he grows a beard quickly. Some guys can and some cannot. I know I grow a decent five o clock shadow in just two days. It honestly is pretty annoying. I imagine as I get a little closer to pushing 30, I will feel like an ape. >.> He might grow just as fast and does not like to deal with it. Not really sure though.
There are two things you see when scrolling through Rift's comment section, the "Just woke up, goodnight" comments... And that one guy that comments "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
Only problem is I don't have good food in my house so this vid is awesome, but also makes me feel depressed when I realize I don't have good food like him
One thing humans will never be able to truely understand is the human body. My dad used to have a friend that would only eat salad and water. No salt no oil or sugar just cucumber lettuce and tomato. He was extremely healthy and fit and out of no where he got a heart attack. The doctors ran tests and they found nothing wrong with him and they said he was perfectly healthy and they do not know what caused the heart attack. It’s been 6 years since and the still do not know what caused it.
If I recall correctly, is that the machine with different settings? 'Coarse' 'Rough' 'Fine' 'Very Fine' Was that right? Anyway, it sounds like a good idea, especially if he uses that Beer Mic . . .
"It's important that we let our organs know how much we love them. That's probably why they fail us." Man ER I don't know if im thinking about this too hard, but that shit blew me away bro.
Guess what Rift. Dutchman Mark Post presented a hamburger made of cultivated/synthetic meat, couple years ago. Its cultivated from stem cells of a cow. Has no fat. Takes a long way before we can buy it in a supermarket tough.
I'd be willing to bet that it's a greenscreen. The lighting on his face proves so, there would be multiple colors and degrees of lighting if it were his actual living room.
You're very talented. The way you do your videos are so intriguing! Honestly I mistake you for an actor so many times because your role play videos are just spot on and realistic! You deserve so many more subscribers. 😊
Dude I came back to this video after so damn long. I was 18 when I first watched this. Now Im in law school 😭. I subscribed I don’t know why but I remembered this video and bam I spent 2 hours trying to find it and I found it. Thank god and really happy that your channel gained so many followers
Sometimes I just stop and think about what I'm doing; I'm quite literally watching a mid 40 year old man eat food. Amazing, this is what my mum raised me for.
I never considered anger to be genetic. Makes sense. I've always chalked it up to being either my own fault or just some sort of how I deal with things I can't control...but I can relate to majority of things your taking about in this episode. 👍
I've came back to this video many times over the years when i felt like i needed something to calm me. It's so nice. And I would KILL for that sandwich.
@@ceooflonelinessinc.267alcohol is literally poison for you body. Beer is definetly NOT healthy just cause it has some nutrients, you can get nutrients, and much more, elsewhere. Look at one of his latest videos, he also talks about that there. Drink beer if you want, but don’t go pushing false narratives about how it’s “healthy” lol.
Really weird to hear you mention West Chester. I'm a long time viewer, and I'm in West Chester for college. I know you want to keep your privacy and such, it's just fun to know it's a small world. I'll have to find that Nicks Roast Beef and try it sometime. Cheers
i’ve always made fun of asmr videos, thats literally the only reason i watch them. that was the reason that i came here but this guy is super soothing and just a very chill man. i actually really like this and i subscribed. keep the success going my man you deserve it.
I don't know if you've already eaten Thai food on here, I don't have a great memory, but if you haven't maybe consider trying a nice yellow curry? Really good with beef, potatoes, carrots, and some rice. great comfort food when it's cold out. (weird tip for finding a good Thai restaurant, almost no good Thai restaurants give people knives, just forks and spoons...)
A true ASMR artist. Unfortunately the asmr community has been tainted with pretty girls that are more concerned with looking good and couldn't feel a tingle if they sat on a washing machine.
Seb Bagley True. There are definitely some good ones out there, they just get drowned out by the nonsense most of the time. Kinda makes me wanna start my own channel.
*Back in 86 me and the boys would go to the jack in the box and get milkshakes,burgers and fries I knew a nice lady there named jane.When the boys saw Jane they would always whistle and yell and I would always just sit there I felt Jane and I had a conection so one day I went to the jack in the box by myself and asked her to a movie she said yes and I was thrilled we went and we had a conection years later we got married and had a kid named Adam we love him and our life I'm so glad I met Jane I love her and I will always love her now we are 67 and we feel great*
Have been in the West Chester area 3xs in the past 2 months for work. Came across this video last night, and just finished Nick's for dinner tonight. You are spot on!!! This sammich was delicious!!!
Wilfredo Hernandez Jr socialism scares me because our economy would collapse. Socialism scares me because the government is suddenly controlling aspects of the economy and business and can do whatever they want with it.
Are you American? Most Americans are conditioned to fear that "slippery slope" despite the evidence against it. All I know is that while I lived in America, I avoided hospitals and dentists like the plague unless it was absolutely necessary because even with insurance they are prohibitively expensive. Now I live in Japan and can go freely when I am sick or in pain because I know doing so will not destroy me financially. I could care less about the economy, I just want people to be safe and healthy, physically and mentally, and our current system will never allow that.
"I don't need a gold watch, gold chain I don't need a BMW in the driveway, fancy clothes. Just get me deep fried onion rings"
He's the next rap god.
LiXon so stupid boy.
무수룡無水龍 what's stupid?
"So I can slowly clog up my arteries and die in my 70s" #bars
PREACH IT, ER. PREACH IT.
Please, consume an enemy of mine. His name is, Cauliflower , he's a whiter copycat of me.
Digi yes indeed, but cauliflower is my ugly step sibling!(I will not assume the ugly gender)
Digi I appreciate the support, I like the fox in the picture
I'm with you, Broccoli. I hate cauliflower!
Perhaps I will eat *fish*
Cauliflower is just a worse version of you
*one video ago*
Rift: FuCK mayo
*now*
Rift: I'll eat almost anything unless it has mayonnaise, except when mayonnaise is in potato salad, and colesaw, and deviled egg, I've grown to like those. So I I might have to rethink the whole Mayo Militia thing
Thanks Einstein
What is fuck mayo
I believe it is Spanish for May
Mayonnaise
Mayo is amazing on a steak sandwich as long as it's not caked with it
Sometimes I don’t even watch this for asmr I just like hearing his thoughts on stuff
The older I get, the more I realize good tasting food usually comes in generic paper bags and aluminum foil.
EDIT: Why is the phone off the hook in the background?!?
Chris McNeely prob to make sure it doesn't ring while he's filming
B Brydges Im pretty sure its a green screen though, i could be wrong though.
Chris McNeely older I get more u realize that Hans r fucking pos and only care bout themselves. Expect u guys u guys are cool. Even if u love cats. Lol.
EDIT: Why does he even have that phone its 2018 😂😂
@@CatLady110 NO. BECAUSE STOLE THAT FUCKIN FOOD
8/8 made me get out of bed and make a midnight turkey dinner.
hahahah cracked me up
@@jachob69 y
I was ready to go to sleep and i got hungry so i went to jack in the box😂😂
Was it good
Aaron I’m with you, was it good?
Trigger moment- when you're eating a onion ring and the onion comes out of the breading.
same oml
Oh god that's the worst feeling ever
I won't eat it at that point
And then burns your tongue
if you're willing to make them yourself, leek rings are a great substitute for onion rings. Leeks don't get as slimy when they're cooked so they won't slide out of the breading.
Beer Mike sounds like the name you'd give your alcoholic next door neighbour who's always causing trouble in the street
Sounds like Frank Gallagher
Crackin' open a cold one with the boys
*bois
DJ Curly Himself*
***Crackin open a cold one with the ghosts*
Me and the boys
Vampires often crack a boy with The cold ones
2:16 yea you are the goat
I simply adore Rift's deep and masculine voice.
lelabotoxique I simply adore your mom
Wow. How mature.
your mom's real mature
@@thingumbob4628 no u
dont sub i have no lifw your moms no u
Honestly, this is my absolute favorite piece of ASMR. Everything is on point. Just spectacular.
I absolutely adore the warm hearthy sansation in your videos. Every single one of them never fail to make you feel safe and warn.
Theres something about these food videos that makes me appreciate and enjoy the small things in life. The peace and calm this specific asmr video gives me every time i watch it is unreal, its like I'm in a different reality when I put my headphones on.
9:01 is absolute gold!!!!!
It's 2024. Still the video quality is way better than most of the ASMRTISTS nowadays. Mindblowing😵💫
Grow the beard back Uncle Rift.
Imagine if he grew it out . . . for a year?
The beard ASMR that he could make, could supply all those kids who hate school for 2 days . . .
Dyldo wow, didn't expect to find jacket here
Grow it back but only on one side
The left side
Guys just think about it, more beard scratching videos...
It is always hard to tell when it comes to videos as he possibly makes these days or weeks in advance sometimes, but it always seems like he grows a beard quickly. Some guys can and some cannot. I know I grow a decent five o clock shadow in just two days. It honestly is pretty annoying. I imagine as I get a little closer to pushing 30, I will feel like an ape. >.> He might grow just as fast and does not like to deal with it. Not really sure though.
I am a woman with simple needs; foil sounds, beer sounds, comfort food and tingle inducing videos like this! It's that simple!! 🍻🎙✨❤️🤘🏻
Kamrin The Kapricorn AsMr were not on dating site🧐 good luck on tinder 😉
Eph is the only guy who combines ASMR and cinematography ^^ Well done
Synopsis images unmmmmmm thats just not true.
LongLive Kekistan yup
Forgot him, my bad ^^
Well, i like to think i do that too haha :)
Angelica and Tiraradeguello also do some amazing cinematography work with their ASMR.
There are two things you see when scrolling through Rift's comment section, the "Just woke up, goodnight" comments... And that one guy that comments "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
@DerBoss where did that meme start
yes
As someone struggling with their weight, this is as close i can get to reliving eating junk food. Man i miss Onion Rings...
leonthesleepy im doing the same while i eat my salad xD
Neowise I’m doing the same while I’m eating an entire turkey made by Gordon ramsay
8:53 I swear he was almost about to cry because of how good it tasted
Its creamy,its T H I C C
And don't forget F U C K M A Y O
*T H I C C*
*T H I C C*
*T H I C C*
*T* *H* *I* *C* *C*
Does anyone else like eating when watching ERs lets eat?
Command post?
Only problem is I don't have good food in my house so this vid is awesome, but also makes me feel depressed when I realize I don't have good food like him
@@ilgj05 lmao I never heard that meme before
THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS. : )
He will eventually.
Then, he'll find More!
Eating in a video is not some grand idea.
It's more based on the vast variety of content on his channel..
It's his 57th eating video, not including candy man. Not the best video to comment that on
Clyte Bolo see my above comment. It's all in good fun anyway.
This is what life I aspire. A normal calm life in wich I work I eat I relax I sleep and I repeat.
5 years old and rift was talking about growing meat, he’s ahead of his time
"I love you little guy"
You can take that in two ways...
Nick's roast beef is the best. Their gravy fries are epic
Blue1479758 hahahahaha Americans will you ever learn
Ben Parker learn about what man? Great food? Because we got that down!
Ben Parker fuck off, people can have certain fucking food opinions, don’t involve America
4 years later this video still hit 🔥🔥
As a french guy, I'm wondering if one can be more American than that
Needs oil and guns.
LongLive Kekistan As an Englishman just wondering where your fuhrer is ?
LongLive Kekistan As an Englishman just wondering where your fuhrer is ?
LongLive Kekistan Vollidiot.
A microwaved donut and a big mac. Poof, American.
9:02 my favorite part lol
"...just give me onion rings, so that I may clog my arteries and die of a heart attack..." this should be on a T-shirt
I fuckin died when I he said that 🤣🤣🤣
@@scisnack00 then howed you comment this
One thing humans will never be able to truely understand is the human body. My dad used to have a friend that would only eat salad and water. No salt no oil or sugar just cucumber lettuce and tomato. He was extremely healthy and fit and out of no where he got a heart attack. The doctors ran tests and they found nothing wrong with him and they said he was perfectly healthy and they do not know what caused the heart attack. It’s been 6 years since and the still do not know what caused it.
You should do a video where a part of SCP-914 is broken, and the repairman is sent in to fix it.
If I recall correctly, is that the machine with different settings?
'Coarse'
'Rough'
'Fine'
'Very Fine'
Was that right? Anyway, it sounds like a good idea, especially if he uses that Beer Mic . . .
Ah, that's right.
The equivalent of whatever is put in.
Ummm, what the heck happen to this man,he looks 20 years younger in this vid and it's been 1 year.1 PEOPLE
Yes, his hair went from straight black to gray in only 1 Year
@@snakeandraven3 Maybe he painted his hair
Krallen _ mmmmmyyyyeeeepppp
When theres a comment saying "just woke up,time for a nap"right above this
Krallen _ The type of comment you made is also getting less original and annoying as well. I see these comments more then the other ones now😂
Madison Proteccmyidentity
I've not seen very many like mine but I'll take your word for it.
Krallen _
I think he means in general. When a type of comment becomes common/popular, people like to make these comments.
Seriously this is one of the greatest food/conversational asmr videos ever made. It’s a triumph
"It's important that we let our organs know how much we love them. That's probably why they fail us." Man ER I don't know if im thinking about this too hard, but that shit blew me away bro.
Guess what Rift. Dutchman Mark Post presented a hamburger made of cultivated/synthetic meat, couple years ago. Its cultivated from stem cells of a cow. Has no fat. Takes a long way before we can buy it in a supermarket tough.
I like your new background! Never seen that room before.
Well, at least from that angle.
Theodore Doudak Yeah, it was in the cabin video I think.
Theodore Doudak is it green screen or actual room?
Theodore Doudak that's his house, notice the lamp?
I'd be willing to bet that it's a greenscreen. The lighting on his face proves so, there would be multiple colors and degrees of lighting if it were his actual living room.
You're very talented. The way you do your videos are so intriguing! Honestly I mistake you for an actor so many times because your role play videos are just spot on and realistic! You deserve so many more subscribers. 😊
Thank you so much ER, you help me with my addictions....Your ASMR helps me get my mind off the things I need to get away from.. thank you!
I come back to this video every so often and it never disappoints
I made it through the vid and didn't sleep I am a fucking legend
😱
Waist of your day
Fallout 4 master dog meat waste
Dude I came back to this video after so damn long. I was 18 when I first watched this. Now Im in law school 😭. I subscribed I don’t know why but I remembered this video and bam I spent 2 hours trying to find it and I found it. Thank god and really happy that your channel gained so many followers
8:27 guess what buddy,The impossible whoper did that
8:07 He predicted the future.
Now look where we are. We can grow any sort of meat and fish…
I'm actually glad yt recommended this for me ☺️
Your simply the reigning King of ASMR. No other youtuber matches the quality you provide.
thats your opinion and i 100% agree with it
My man really out here asmr'ing onion rings
i hate and love these videos.. i hate it because i always get hungry and i love this because it lookes so delicious all the time
That beer mic was amazing incredibly satisfying!
Sometimes I just stop and think about what I'm doing; I'm quite literally watching a mid 40 year old man eat food. Amazing, this is what my mum raised me for.
I never considered anger to be genetic. Makes sense. I've always chalked it up to being either my own fault or just some sort of how I deal with things I can't control...but I can relate to majority of things your taking about in this episode. 👍
seems like such a down to earth and reasonable person. the mannerisms and attitudes shown by ER shows this so well
*Beer mic* i'm dead hahahaha lol genius
I've came back to this video many times over the years when i felt like i needed something to calm me. It's so nice. And I would KILL for that sandwich.
I love how he says sandwich, Samich...
And then how he says how he wants to die in his 70’s as long as it’s from onion rings! 🤣😂
Cold food is the price of ASMR...we thank you for your service
09:00 - 09:30 Epic part Rift.
The lamp in the back really set the mood for me. Very relaxing.
Keep this series going I love it
8:07 “Wish we could grow meat.” Never have I ever heard something so real...
samich
sawitch
Sammed wich
Ephemeral Rifts channel will forever be my favorite Asmr channel...SO original. The first asmr video I've ever watched was by him back in 2012.
Uncle E is the GOAT I agree
I don't know why but this is so good and I can't stop watching even though I have so much to do😫
This is the video that started it all. Sometimes go back to it just to remember how far we've all come.
This man predicted lab meat
I literally just drooled when he pulled out those rings
Is this the last beer video he’s done since? Always love his old beer tasting stuff a lot. Understand if he’s just given it up entirely though
Why? Its a tragedy he stopped doing these videos. Beer is healthy.
@@nickhayley It is. Beer has a lot of nutrients.
@@ceooflonelinessinc.267alcohol is literally poison for you body. Beer is definetly NOT healthy just cause it has some nutrients, you can get nutrients, and much more, elsewhere.
Look at one of his latest videos, he also talks about that there.
Drink beer if you want, but don’t go pushing false narratives about how it’s “healthy” lol.
I like how your not fussy with food,in my culture we are raised to eat anything.
Really weird to hear you mention West Chester. I'm a long time viewer, and I'm in West Chester for college. I know you want to keep your privacy and such, it's just fun to know it's a small world. I'll have to find that Nicks Roast Beef and try it sometime. Cheers
I gotta thank this guy for makin me sleep when I couldn't cuz I have sleep problems
Great video ☺️
i’ve always made fun of asmr videos, thats literally the only reason i watch them. that was the reason that i came here but this guy is super soothing and just a very chill man. i actually really like this and i subscribed. keep the success going my man you deserve it.
Nice forehead bro
Legitimate0073 not even me my g🤣🤣
Please please bring the podcast back to TH-cam. I miss it!
I don't know if you've already eaten Thai food on here, I don't have a great memory, but if you haven't maybe consider trying a nice yellow curry? Really good with beef, potatoes, carrots, and some rice. great comfort food when it's cold out. (weird tip for finding a good Thai restaurant, almost no good Thai restaurants give people knives, just forks and spoons...)
Who else is eating a home made sandwich and acting like your eating with rift😂
I like all beer, as long as they get me drunk
A true ASMR artist. Unfortunately the asmr community has been tainted with pretty girls that are more concerned with looking good and couldn't feel a tingle if they sat on a washing machine.
Randy Fellows except gibi
Seb Bagley True. There are definitely some good ones out there, they just get drowned out by the nonsense most of the time. Kinda makes me wanna start my own channel.
Randy Fellows yeah... I agree that people who start ASMR channels dont really know what they are doing and just follow other good people's videos
Sir Ephemeral Rift, you are officially one of my favorite TH-cam channels.
OH BOI UNCLE E JUST CRACKED OPEN A COLD ONE
mariotroll2 moose
moose
My mans just had a party by himself lmao he’s living the life💯
This guy seems like when he gets older he'll be the one to chase little kids with a broom away from his house 😂😂😂😂😂
*Back in 86 me and the boys would go to the jack in the box and get milkshakes,burgers and fries I knew a nice lady there named jane.When the boys saw Jane they would always whistle and yell and I would always just sit there I felt Jane and I had a conection so one day I went to the jack in the box by myself and asked her to a movie she said yes and I was thrilled we went and we had a conection years later we got married and had a kid named Adam we love him and our life I'm so glad I met Jane I love her and I will always love her now we are 67 and we feel great*
Jesus Christ Rift.
Horseradish sauce is one of the greatest things in the galaxy.
You fixed my sleep schedule countless times, thank you
Anybody notice how he looks younger now than he used to look 1 year or 2 years ago or is it just me?
Must be from not having a beard.
+shawn sullivan you right man
spartanking 134 it might be because of his hairstyle
He died his hair. He was going grey everywhere
Yes he does
Have been in the West Chester area 3xs in the past 2 months for work. Came across this video last night, and just finished Nick's for dinner tonight. You are spot on!!! This sammich was delicious!!!
Me wondering why he looks younger, and has shaved chin, this was 2 years ago bruh
Beer mic made my day
Rift's Canadian confirmed 28:42
Leonardo352 He basically talked about socialism which scares me a lot.
Yeah I too become terrified when people start talking about caring about other people.
Wilfredo Hernandez Jr socialism scares me because our economy would collapse. Socialism scares me because the government is suddenly controlling aspects of the economy and business and can do whatever they want with it.
Are you American? Most Americans are conditioned to fear that "slippery slope" despite the evidence against it. All I know is that while I lived in America, I avoided hospitals and dentists like the plague unless it was absolutely necessary because even with insurance they are prohibitively expensive. Now I live in Japan and can go freely when I am sick or in pain because I know doing so will not destroy me financially. I could care less about the economy, I just want people to be safe and healthy, physically and mentally, and our current system will never allow that.
The U.S. government already heavily controls the economy. So don't come to America and you'll be fine.
Just got home from work. Grabbed three beers, some pizza rolls, and started watching.
16:18
"it's creamy"
"it's.."
" *t h i c c* "
(;
DJ Curly that was actually good as bars go.
ER - you should set up a meet & great for us all to just sit down, eat, drink & share stories together 👌
Who else agrees?! 👍
Bring back the sammich man
The lighting in this video was perfect. Very cozy.
Who would dislike!?
I want names!!!
Droid 88-B rift is so stupid old boy.
Was it you!?
How could you, he makes good shit!?
holy crap man your voice is so calming