i love how you're very respectful when you eat. you use a napkin instead of licking your lips. you don't take huge bites. no gross up close shots. i love it.
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Reminds me of that one picture of a guy that found a guy that looked like Keanu Reeves and uploaded a picture with the words: "Guys it's Keanu from Fortnite" and it's so cringy
Opgamer are you sure he didn’t swap the straws around? Looked up both the designs because I knew I wasn’t tripping when I wrote this comment and they are the opposite to what he showed, with the Pure red one being Burger King and McDonald’s iconic white with red stripe straw?
Ya know, there's just something you have to respect about ER. Whether it's the rebellious outcast part of him we all know and love, or the humor added somewhere in nearly every one of his videos (remember the "or this" intro? I think it was in a depression-based vid but correct me if I'm wrong), or just the tingle quality/quantity and personality. He almost seems familiar to all of those he entertains. CHEERS TO YA EPHEMERAL
How come no one has mentioned the fact that E.R had the straws all wrong? Mcdonalds one was the one he thought was burger kings and vice versa. Great vid as usual though.
It's little things like where you asked "I love that sound, how bout you?" That makes your channel so great. It makes it feel like I'm really there with you and that's what you want from an asmr video. Thanks for the awesome upload, rift.
I work at Burger King and enjoy the coke machine with the huge selection of drinks, but McDonald's goes through almost unnecessary lengths to ensure that their drinks are perfect
I mean i dont like to show bias but when you’ve had a couple pints, The double bacon cheese XL with a dr pepper, hands down one of the best burgers ever..... of all time
Michael Acker I stand with his words that generally female ASMRtists do tend to exploit their bodies to appeal to Audiences or to get more views and tend to get more views and subs than Uncle E here
Michael Acker All they have to do is wear a top with cleavage then speak softly and touch the mic then they get more views and Subs than Uncle E. It tells me what kind of segment of the target market we are dealing with
How about some good quality ramen from the Asian store. Add some spam, cheese slice, spring onion greens, tofu, mushrooms. Baam! Gourmet meal. Samyang spicy chicken with cheese powder is the best. It's basically fiery noodles with eazy mac powder to cool it down. Lovely texture and bite to the noodles. Mmmmmmmhmhmhmgvfdgj
In England burger kings burgers are thrown together by utter mutants. The burgers are so artificially smoked to trick you into thinking they’re “higher quality” but it’s just flavouring. I used to like Burger King but it’s so rare you get a nice one in England and all of the restaurants seem very poorly cared for, dull and grotty. Last time I went to Burger King, the chef scratched his nuts and then carried on making the food with no gloves. I got my money back and ran.
Brendan Hunter they’d like to make you think it’s because they’re freshly cutting them and frying them, but really head chef is out the back smoking a doob while nailing another employee, then they scrape some chips off the floor and chuck em’ in the frier. Not a fan myself
jachob69 ikr, last time I went to one, there were 3 people working there, 2 of them chatting while 1 worked. Ordered something that cost like £5 and it taste dry, bland and horrible.
On April 1st, will you do, like a 10 minute negative ASMR video. Nails on a chalkboard, plate scratching with knifes, alarms and sirens, etc... kinda bold but it'd be pretty funny IMO.
depends on the workers in my opinion that big Mac looks kinda empty the ones I can get at my place have a lot more stuff on it but I also like the whooper as well but I had both at different locations so yeah it really depends on the workers
You should take a trip to California and do In N Out burger! I wanna know how you react to their protein style burgers and animal style fries 😂"The Animal style ASMR"
!["สนธิ" ห่วงมีขบวนการปกป้อง "ทนายตั้ม" : [THE MESSAGE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2GQNp3EoMc0/mqdefault.jpg)
Him: *Eats French fry*
"They are a bit cold"
Me: looks at time
*ya think*
I would love to eat that slow i would eat this in fucking 5 minutes and I'm not even joking
Bunsi Rosé damn lol
🤣
He said "their just about cold"
Bunsi Rosé only 5 smh weak i can eat both those in 2 minutes
Anyone notice he put the McDonald’s straw in the Burger King cup, and the Burger King straw in the McDonald’s cup?
I'll never unsee it now
Lol yeah maybe he got them mixed when setting up the outside looks the same.
Edit: of the straw packet I mean.
Yes and it started gnawing at my brain as soon as I saw it happen😳
MP3 Good observation my dude
It's a conspiracy. They are actually owned by the same person/company but they don't want us to know. Conspiracy man, I'm tellin you...
i love how you're very respectful when you eat.
you use a napkin instead of licking your lips.
you don't take huge bites.
no gross up close shots.
i love it.
Watch his Gordita video
@@maxm7641 why
@@clarkstrange2142 shut up
Also eats with his mouth closed, fucking hate it when people chew loudly with their mouth open
@@call_me_mado5987 literalllllyyyyyyy
Dammit, somebody already made a big smoke number 9 joke
Itz Flyguy Your comment is right above his, lmao.
TWO NUMBA NINE'S
NUMBA NINE LARGE
NUMBA SIX
*WITH EXTRA DIP*
A NUMBA SEVEN
TWO NUMBA FOWTY FIVES
ONE WIT CHEEZ
AN A LAUGE SODA
But it was chicken instead of boorgers.
You still have a chance for a nr.15 foot lettuce joke
you got me with the Maiden shirt;)
SAME
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
One Coke coming up.
hex we serve food here
We serve food here sir
Ahhh bubble bass
I'll take
Lego starwars the moist meter
John Wick???
Awesomeness underrated comment
Reminds me of that one picture of a guy that found a guy that looked like Keanu Reeves and uploaded a picture with the words: "Guys it's Keanu from Fortnite" and it's so cringy
a man of culture I see
Awesomeness lmao
@Stretched Dovidas Yes. That's exactly what I was mocking
Never thought I would be watching someone tap a burger but here we are
Same
David Jesty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
First time?
David Jesty yep here we are hahahhaahha
Fair nough
"I remember when I use to work at McDonald's..."
*Proceeds to tap Burger King straw*
McDonalds: Cheater!
That was the McDonald's straw
Opgamer are you sure he didn’t swap the straws around? Looked up both the designs because I knew I wasn’t tripping when I wrote this comment and they are the opposite to what he showed, with the Pure red one being Burger King and McDonald’s iconic white with red stripe straw?
FrameNothing dam. Lol
He's a man of culture, duh
Ya know, there's just something you have to respect about ER. Whether it's the rebellious outcast part of him we all know and love, or the humor added somewhere in nearly every one of his videos (remember the "or this" intro? I think it was in a depression-based vid but correct me if I'm wrong), or just the tingle quality/quantity and personality. He almost seems familiar to all of those he entertains. CHEERS TO YA EPHEMERAL
the "or this" intro is in the suicide and depression part two video, still got huge amounts of respect for ER
"What am I watching"
-Me at 2AM
Me at 4:00 right now lmao
Cobravenom 3:00 am
Me at 1:33am
More like 4:45am
3:04 am
By the time E.R took everything out of the bags I would have eaten both meals already.
I woulda been done before he finished the intro tbh. lol
This seriously makes me want to go to either of these burger places right now.
I feel like Ephemeral is going to do a Gandalf roleplay soon.
Lamb Choppy YASSSSS!!!!!
Lamb Choppy I need that :'D
Please make this happen
Hellllllooooooooo little hobbits, spark my ganja.
Lamb Choppy much excite
I just now realized I've been watching your videos for five years now.
What the fudge
No u have not
Dankest Memer Of Them All Shut the fuck up
Me for almost 3 years
10 years now
How come no one has mentioned the fact that E.R had the straws all wrong? Mcdonalds one was the one he thought was burger kings and vice versa. Great vid as usual though.
BossAman Barrage okay finally found the comment I was looking for
LMAO I just noticed that!
BossAman Barrage OMG IKR I PUT THE SAME COMMENT LIKE IT REALLY felt weird
It's little things like where you asked "I love that sound, how bout you?" That makes your channel so great. It makes it feel like I'm really there with you and that's what you want from an asmr video. Thanks for the awesome upload, rift.
36:02 you’re welcome
Nice
Thank you
i shal reward you with a like
Iron Maiden!!!!!!!!!!
YESS
you take my life, but i take yours too!!!!
@@simonyouth and when your waiting for the next actaaaaack
@@samueljorge3171 you better stand theres no turning back!
Elliott Drums The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
ER is the Emperor of ASMR. Who else would tap a Whopper for us? I must bow to thee
U know I come back to this video at least twice a year in the middle of night randomly
Same
Everything about this is just rad. The Iron Maiden shirt, the burger comparisons, and the no nonsense, unfiltered Ephemeral Rift!!!!
Am I the only one who thought about the pain he must have gone through, while eating cold fries and burgers?
Aitomies yes, sadly I was just hungry for it more after he started eating it
i actually love cold food 👀
I don't care if food is cold or not
Unless it Mc.Donald's fries I freaking *LOVE* hot Mc.Donalds fries 😋
Just microwave it I’ve done it before still tastes great
Aitomies no
*skips some of the parts *
*sees him taps the container boxes*
bOi EaT
Wow. I didn't know anything could be so relatable.
Tried it out right now.... it sure worked.
Gæ
@@genevievelalsangmawiisailo8716 huh, i don't speak homophobe
Anyone else notice he swapped the straws?
Flynn Patrick I was looking through the comments searching for someone to say something! Glad I'm not the only one to notice!
Dillon Jefferson I was doing the same thing
We did. We just didn't give a flying crap.
It started to bother me than I gave up
Flynn Patrick oh yeah
Iron Maiden 🤘
As a recently hired Burger King employee, I have to say that the double Whopper with cheese is pretty wild
You still working at Burger King?
no
20:53
No ketchup, just sauce 😂 😂
Raw sauce
@@milkykid8053 Boom
Burger-wise, I like them both the same for different reasons. As for fries, McDonalds has them, hands down.
I work at Burger King and enjoy the coke machine with the huge selection of drinks, but McDonald's goes through almost unnecessary lengths to ensure that their drinks are perfect
neoravencroft tf? They soggy and cold. Leave
First bite at 21:07. You’re welcome.
The greatest heavy metal album of all time KILLERS by Iron maiden
Nah. Powerslave is better
YESSS
But Definitely the greatest metal band of all time.
LONG BEACH ARENA WHISPER FOR ME!
Sorry man, I gotta go with black album by Metallica.
Naaah, Muster of puppets is by far the best album ever.
26:06
Me at school during lunch when my face aint even dirty
Fax
1:54
Nobody:
White girls with their Starbucks:
🤣
I do that as well and im a guy and I barely go to starbucks
Never seen a more perfect comment
@@skatrboinotcool9986 what is trying to say
@@qwertyki9367 its fine your 6, so you don't get it
i'm lovin` how he lets you have it your way.
Goddamnit
*The battle we didn't ask for but we needed*
Whopper with McDonald's fries and McDonald's coke for the win.
Big mac special sauce is thousand island dressing.
RISING FROM RUIN false
Their secret sauce is made from old man semen
Bring the Candy man in for a Left Twix vs Right Twix. 😂😂😂
I mean i dont like to show bias but when you’ve had a couple pints, The double bacon cheese XL with a dr pepper, hands down one of the best burgers ever..... of all time
This is def in my top 15 TH-cam videos all time
*Eating whitecastle*
Click2Relax ASMR Like a shit cheap burger van burger but small
Click2Relax ASMR Its a mini hamburger with onions and cheese..its bliss.
There is none of those left where I live
Rekt - YT my dad found a recipe and we make home made ones they are so good
SandyFruitBasket Nice! lol I have a pack in my fridge.
I ate my big mac with you. We need to get married now man
Disposed Zoid lol😅😂🤣
TaliDeluxe take that shit back to 2014 where it belongs
@@uziimg8864 take your inability to read back to 200 B.C. where it belongs
OnBored - big gay
What are you fuckin gay?
Your creativity never ceases to amaze people
The iron maiden shirt
As a fellow Iron Maiden fan, I must say I love that shirt!
STOP
MAKING
ME
HUNGRY
😋
Don't ask me why I'm responding at like 69, but IDC
Y’ALL’DV’E
I want a crossover with Rift and ReportOfTheWeek, oh please please PLEASE
Dempsey Perry RUNNING ON EMPTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD REVIEW.
there can only be so much power in this world
Daniel White what is this like mr Rodgers and bill nye?
Dempsey Perry my disappointment is gone and my day is well
Big mac, going in.
30:39 rift is rethinking life
wopper over big mac and mac donalds fries over burger kings fries
Whopper burger with McDonald’s fries.
Uzumaki Isaac Ew no don’t mix them....
I see I'm not the only one that does this..
Actually what I’ve done is get the onion rings and then the McD’s fries. I’m also obese
Wolves 💗💗💗
And some KFC gravy
Mom: don't play with your food.
Me: ....
I love how people make a 15 minute thing into a 1 hour thing, it's amazing 😂
Nice Iron Maiden Killers shirt! ;) \m/ \m/
**Empherial Rift taps burger and straw**
TH-cam: *mONEY*
Ya know I never really remember what random ass shit I put on the TH-cam comment section, so uhh Saxophone.
@@kinghotcoc0 ok
*Ephemeral
I have the flu today and it was so nice of my uncle e to come over and spend time with me during my illness.
little goten ok?
Damn the burger king drink was an ASMR machine
CapsuleGraph haha, yes!
I fell asleep my first time watching it bc that thing was really tingly
I came for the Iromaiden shirt, and stayed for the junk food! Lol
frank Zmonster fast food
This is the content we need
Do you imagine a crossover between Ephemeral Rift, Dr. T, RaffyThapy, Phoenician Sailor and MassageAsmr?
Would be even better than Infinity War
Kiefer Haase Nah, Infinity War ftw
Rift is the lord of the north. Dimitri is the king of the south.
Michael Acker I stand with his words that generally female ASMRtists do tend to exploit their bodies to appeal to Audiences or to get more views and tend to get more views and subs than Uncle E here
Michael Acker All they have to do is wear a top with cleavage then speak softly and touch the mic then they get more views and Subs than Uncle E. It tells me what kind of segment of the target market we are dealing with
The Infinity Stone of Tingles
E.R if you ever see this. This video has saved me from countless painful nights. This guy's tha GOAT 🗣️
This is so soothing! I’m feeling complete relaxation right now 🤤
Greasy. That’s the word you were looking for with the McDonald’s french fries 😂
hard to say i think i like them the same for the whopper and big mac but for fries i prefer BK
That moment you see the video but you click on it because of the Iron Maiden shirt 🎸
Magic man same
Exactly
@@tudorpivoda6897 i got two tickets to iron maiden baby
That's why I came in this video
Logan East you’re disgusting
How about some good quality ramen from the Asian store. Add some spam, cheese slice, spring onion greens, tofu, mushrooms. Baam! Gourmet meal. Samyang spicy chicken with cheese powder is the best. It's basically fiery noodles with eazy mac powder to cool it down. Lovely texture and bite to the noodles. Mmmmmmmhmhmhmgvfdgj
Why are you talking about Asian food when he's reviewing the most American food ever? XD
Your at the wrooong video foool!
I like the birds in the background really gives a nice lil touch like nature feel
Five Guys all the way. :)
KaaSerpent A TO THE FRAKING MEN
HANDS
KaaSerpent DOWN
I love the fact that they give you free peanuts 😂
I just love paying ten dollars for a burger
I have that same maiden shirt
Powerslave and The Trooper.
I have The Number Of The Beast
Agreed! Burger King’s bag is softer!
In England burger kings burgers are thrown together by utter mutants. The burgers are so artificially smoked to trick you into thinking they’re “higher quality” but it’s just flavouring. I used to like Burger King but it’s so rare you get a nice one in England and all of the restaurants seem very poorly cared for, dull and grotty. Last time I went to Burger King, the chef scratched his nuts and then carried on making the food with no gloves. I got my money back and ran.
jachob69 Burger King in motorway services take legit 4 years to get chips from
Brendan Hunter they’d like to make you think it’s because they’re freshly cutting them and frying them, but really head chef is out the back smoking a doob while nailing another employee, then they scrape some chips off the floor and chuck em’ in the frier. Not a fan myself
jachob69 ikr, last time I went to one, there were 3 people working there, 2 of them chatting while 1 worked. Ordered something that cost like £5 and it taste dry, bland and horrible.
In my home state of California they char grill them there is literally smoke coming from the chimney it's just so good
Jackie Chan Hey Jackie, aren't you from Hong Kong or sumthin?
He's starting to look like Rasputin
han solo with a beard
Soon he's gonna confess his love to the Russian queen then
Lover of the Russian queen
TOINE XGOD yes, yes I did it was very interesting thing to hear
That's a bad thing?
Fries: McDonald’s
Burger: Burger King ;)
Soda: they’re the same
McDonald’s: two points
Burger King: two point
Tie
I think he liked the Soda from Burger King over McDonald's, so it would be 3-2 for B.K
Olivur_ naw I’m just saying for my rating lol
@@olivur_1459 dont you mean 3-1?
Name is None of your business. Ew Burger King burgers are nasty, well I mean same with McDonald’s but like Burger King makes me wanna puke
Jakeyy good enough for me lol 🤷🏽♂️
Review brah meets ASMR 💕
not me
Hello
Everyone
This
Is
Running
On
Empty
Food
Review
This Dood no no he says
Foooood. Review
"It's gween!"
Eating starts at 21:07
Always one person in every comment section like this. You do a good service.
Ozzy1990 thx :D!
Destro HD you god
His voice is so awesome and soothing
What happened to Apocalypse Roadmap part 3 😭😭😭
Yeah please continue this one :)
What happened to the candymans apprentice?
MegaChorro123 where’s ny 😭
Drawing with rift
On April 1st, will you do, like a 10 minute negative ASMR video. Nails on a chalkboard, plate scratching with knifes, alarms and sirens, etc... kinda bold but it'd be pretty funny IMO.
A CERTIFIED E.R CLASSIC.
My dad and I always go to Burger King together because their burgers are just the best. We also like listening to Iron Maiden together. lol
Lol so nice, my dad is a drunk ass dude that almost knows where is my school, you re lucky
Lol nice my dad has invisibility powers. I dont think he can turn them off.
Lol really nice my dad went to go get some milk 14 years ago. It’s been a while. the store is big
I love how all the replies to this (including me) don’t have the luck of having a dad...
Lol hella nice, my dad and mom divorced and my stepdad used to beat me in the face when i was 6-13y old
KFC vs Popeyes chicken
blakespower Popeyes is good, but way too much breading
blakespower KFCC
blakespower Popeyes for the biscuits alone
Don't even compare the great kfc with Popeyes!!!!! Jk i think both have good chicken but i like kfc's mashed potatoes
I never thought I would get tingles by somebody tapping on a burger
lmao
Love the Maiden shirt, Killers was my fav album with Paul!🤘
The Whopper has much more taste in it.
depends on the workers in my opinion that big Mac looks kinda empty the ones I can get at my place have a lot more stuff on it but I also like the whooper as well but I had both at different locations so yeah it really depends on the workers
M M that is very true. Sometimes I get a dry Big Mac and sometimes I get a juicy one. Depends on where u go
@@benparker3442 yup sadly some people think it's the whole chain :/
Yes, the foot lettuce adds much more flavour imo.
fun more definitely makes it absolutely delicious
I watched the whole video. No skips. Love your channel
You should take a trip to California and do In N Out burger! I wanna know how you react to their protein style burgers and animal style fries 😂"The Animal style ASMR"
*MacDonald's wins hands down.*
You don't want someone's foot lettuce in your Burger King burger.
Drakos tell me why
ASMR Ceballos damn now i don‘t get ``i want it that way`` out of my head
FFFUUUCKK
zeckTrazer I didn't but when I read your comment it instantly got stuck so thanks a lot goddammit
Dude burger king doesn't do that lol
this man will never run out of ideas.
Him gently tapping on the Whopper made me *moist*
Thakonal II. Lol
1st bite at 21:07
Just Chillin u a real G
Thank you kind sir
Damn this man is passionate if he can resist that much.
Capitan Qwark the one and only bro, i'd be done with them by now.
Replay Gamerz i know they are really tasty for me is like a challenge xD.
Nice shirt I like Iron Maiden too
Okay but where's that guy that always comments on videos saying "But for me, it is the McChicken. The best fastfood sandwich."
11:14 it sounds like your getting a notification on snapchat
this video was taken in a time with no paper straws.... what a time to be alive, man
Now do Raising Cane’s vs Chick-Fil-A
MegaChorro123 chick fil a gets shit on easily TBH
MegaChorro123 neither. It's all about the PDQ chicken boi
Lamb Choppy I agree.
I have never even heard of those places...
wjye
If there’s one close to you, you should try both of them :)
It’s 2 am I’m trying to sleep, now I have to order food
James’s Shadow 3AM for me
12 am
I'm on a diet ATM and I feel like I'm living vicariously through you, in this video!
36:02 u won’t regret
finn west lol wtf is that face 😂
finn west 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👨🚀👨🚀
3 minutes into Netflix and Chill, and he gives you this look.
Was not disappointed
He’s like I want to eat your fries
I haven't been to a McDonald's or burger king in about two year's, this made me want a burger and fries sooo bad.
keep On Drumming I'd say your not missing out but.. Your missing out lol
I like how he actually does a reveiw instead of just eating food
I'm Lovin' these eating videos
Asmr Cholesterol
Fumblefingers 😂
Fumblefingers cholesterol rift
Cholesterol isnt considered dangerous in the newest medical sciences, instead the blame has been entirely shifted onto inflammation, look into it
Christoffer what 😂
Dakota Jackson you cant read?