Spetsnaz (Soviet Afghanistan war)

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  • @dctmatt
    @dctmatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4690

    “Why are you idiots still using wallets from the 90s”
    AK-74m: what’d you just say?

    • @dosdoomguy2285
      @dosdoomguy2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      AR-15s from the 50s and M1911 from the 1900s.

    • @colsonkrebsbasketball4852
      @colsonkrebsbasketball4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is great 🤣

    • @truenothefox
      @truenothefox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dosdoomguy2285 Not exactly, but I get the point.

    • @asneakychicken322
      @asneakychicken322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@dosdoomguy2285 technically from the 1910's for the M1911

    • @kinglouiev9530
      @kinglouiev9530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Some things never get old.

  • @harryluns
    @harryluns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Spetsnaz: makes a joke
    Other spetsnaz: Hahaha
    Rock: Hahaha

    • @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825
      @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      IF YOU SMEEEELLLL. WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKING
      surry i had to do it

    • @zizouace4890
      @zizouace4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      soviet union: "i'm gonna conquer Afghanistan"
      Afghan jihadists: "I'm about to end this empire's whole career"
      soviet union: *collapses*

    • @Liam-ly7up
      @Liam-ly7up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *ivan why is the sand speaking arabic*

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmmm you hear sum'?

    • @sovietred7371
      @sovietred7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zizouace4890 not the reason for the collapse, but sure

  • @aidanlavin8211
    @aidanlavin8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10814

    The Soviet-Afghanistan, Russia’s Vietnam war. Very fitting

    • @oe3567
      @oe3567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Deifan when the tumble weeds start speaking Arabic

    • @DreadPirateRoberts121
      @DreadPirateRoberts121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      They said the same for Chechnya

    • @wendigo017
      @wendigo017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      Afghanistan=USSR's Vietnam
      Chechnya=Russia's Vietnam

    • @bromothymol
      @bromothymol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      "Why is the sand speaking Arabic?"

    • @andrifa5408
      @andrifa5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Afghanistan was supported by usa, vietnam was supported by Soviet Russia

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3499

    "The Spetznas were armed with the new, elite rifle: an AK-47. However, since it was an experimental rifle, they also carried the other AK-47. Additionally, they were trained in standard Soviet weapons, such as the AK-47, the machine-AK-47, the sniper AK-47, and the AK-47 with a rocket attached."

    • @starpotter8
      @starpotter8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Yeah

    • @wenku8471
      @wenku8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      When you come up with a great idea, you run with it. Even now they are still updating the AK platform. Need a pistol caliber carbine? Vityaz, which looks exactly like an AK.
      AK-47, AKM, AK74, AKS--74u, AK 100 series, now AK 12, 15, and 19.... It never ends! Davai!

    • @ushelushel1
      @ushelushel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Don't you forget about the civilian AK-based guns: the Saiga, the Vepr and the TG carbine.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And the full auto or semi 22 gauge shotguns Saiga and others

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      The Russians have realized that the AK platform can provide almost all their military small arms requirements so they have upgraded to the "AK 100" system, which provides submachine guns, carbines, assault rifles in a variety of configurations, light machine guns, designate marksman/sniper rifles, semi or full auto shotguns, also semi auto hunting rifles to supply their military, police, security, civilian and export needs, with the added benefit of vastly decreased production costs, less tooling setups, increased interchangeability of parts, and the ability to suddenly increase production of any configuration to suit a particular need.

  • @silent0089
    @silent0089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2550

    Afghan soldier: Hey Ahmed, do you hear music in the desert?
    Desert: **distant & muffled Hardbass noises**

    • @imtiredtiredtired
      @imtiredtiredtired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      **Cue Mi-24s flying overhead blasting Tri Poloski**

    • @TurtleStranger
      @TurtleStranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@imtiredtiredtired god i love this

    • @scipion34
      @scipion34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *CUE T-72s DRIVING ACROSS VILLAGE BLASTING CHEEKI BREEKI HARDBASS ANTHEM*

    • @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3937
      @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      scipion34 maybe a Russian soldier gopnik squatting on the back too🤷‍♂️

    • @satriaramadhan4089
      @satriaramadhan4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *Meanwhile in Nam
      Vietnamese Farmer: “Did the sky just sing?”
      Sky: *distant & muffled fortunate son playing*

  • @settekwan2708
    @settekwan2708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4334

    US veteran : Vietnam flashback
    USSR veteran : Afghanistan flashback

    • @Leg8
      @Leg8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      they're nothing compared to my meat, my meat gets beaten every single day

    • @lukerodgers1980
      @lukerodgers1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Umm I’m pretty sure there’s more US veterans with flashbacks from Afghanistan.

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      America: Why not both?

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@flopus7 sure, gulf war flashbacks

    • @van__933
      @van__933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lukerodgers1980 No

  • @eltorosanchez4158
    @eltorosanchez4158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    So you’re not gonna mention how the Afghan forces acquired the Stinger missiles?

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      I'm guessing some neighboring American pupper state or America, sent them?

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      @@maxim6088 I'd say they were handed over by Pakistan (obviously with America supporting them)

    • @darkartsofficial9865
      @darkartsofficial9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@maxim6088 anti American NPC

    • @SunGawdRa
      @SunGawdRa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Maybe one of their allies at the time (coughReagancough)....

    • @aegidius_s
      @aegidius_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Probably from Saudi Arabia, then trained to use it by the CIA

  • @jkzeje
    @jkzeje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Impossible drinking game: drink a shot everytime he says spetsnaz

    • @michaelashtonjr.ashohara1414
      @michaelashtonjr.ashohara1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd be dead

    • @BearAnkles
      @BearAnkles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah its actually ridiculous

    • @michaelzoelisch6738
      @michaelzoelisch6738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Drink when he´s repeating himself

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More impossible drinking game: take a shot to your head with a Barrett 50cal every time you see this stupid overused joke, i feel like doing it right now

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually gave that a try. I'm 11 minutes in and my stomach hurts

  • @mrevanoc
    @mrevanoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    "Dragovich... Kravchenko... Steiner ... All must die."
    - Tricky Vic

    • @SadFloridaMan
      @SadFloridaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Muhammad Revano Chandika THE NUMBERS MASON

    • @fanyuqi1641
      @fanyuqi1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Reznov is Legend

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@fanyuqi1641 sad he died..
      Or did he?
      _Vsauce music plays_

    • @SadFloridaMan
      @SadFloridaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zia Yaqoobi I believe we were joking about cod

    • @frencebrand9905
      @frencebrand9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MASON , MASON.. You don't know what they did to you..

  • @hellothere5797
    @hellothere5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    The graveyard of empires. Has been causing PTSD since the ancient times

    • @micker7666
      @micker7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      except for Mongolia where the only tactic used is by killing everyone

    • @rsshinduoryahudikimoatpunj9716
      @rsshinduoryahudikimoatpunj9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      EXCEPT TURK MONGOLS AND NORTH PEOPLES OF SOUTH ASIA
      MACADONIAN AND GREEKS AND PERSIAN AS WELL UZBEK AND TAJIK

    • @TheTard12
      @TheTard12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The only person to ever conquer it was Alexander the great

    • @rsshinduoryahudikimoatpunj9716
      @rsshinduoryahudikimoatpunj9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THEY R GRAVEYARD FOR 2 NATIONS
      1.SOVIET DUE TO ARMY CHIEF OF PAKISTAN HE STARTED PROXY WAR IN 1979 AND USA JOINED IN 1981 AFTER SUCCESS OF THESE PROXIES...
      2. USA DUE TO PAKISTAN DONT WANT FRIEND OF ISRAEL OR INDIA ON ITS BACK.....
      BRITISH WON AGAINST THEM BALOCHISTAN AND KP IS SYMBOL OF THIER VICTORY BUT THEY DID NOT WANT TO BE IN WAR DUE TO WW1. THATS WHY THEY STOPED THERE AND MADE DEVREND LINE...
      RESULT...AFGHANISTAN IS GRAVEYARD FOR 2 NATIONS DUE TO PAKISTAN..WHILE OUR AFGHANI BROTHERS LOVE TO LIVE WITH OTHER COUNTRIES PEACEFULLY
      MAT ALLAH GIVE AFGHAN PEACE AND ALOT OF SUCCESS

    • @dontjudgeme041
      @dontjudgeme041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheTard12 nah he invaded but never conquered

  • @jaredsowers8630
    @jaredsowers8630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3617

    Americans in 'Nam: "Why are trees speaking Vietnamese?"
    Soviets in Afghanistan: "Why are the rocks speaking Afghan?"

    • @natturner1619
      @natturner1619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Afghan is not a language.

    • @bigchungas747
      @bigchungas747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Marcus Garvey Why do you have to try to ruin the joke

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      When the goat farmers start speaking jihad

    • @weplaygameforwin9326
      @weplaygameforwin9326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@bigchungas747 because is normie joke maybe he doesn't like it

    • @doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132
      @doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They dont speak Afghan. Its either arabic and arabic dialects.

  • @GaelicCelt1990
    @GaelicCelt1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    Everybody gangsta until they see Adidas footprints in the sand

    • @savythegamer4781
      @savythegamer4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait didnt the mujahideen won the war? Meaning that this comment is just another overused meme

    • @CamiloMercado04
      @CamiloMercado04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And toyota tire tracks

    • @andreyspetznaz9219
      @andreyspetznaz9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@savythegamer4781 doesn’t matter who won or lost. His point is that Spetsnaz are the real gangsters. The Mujaheden feared them a lot.

    • @joryjennings7527
      @joryjennings7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CamiloMercado04 the mujahideen mostly relied on horses to get around as well as a case and American stinger missiles but I get your point totally outgunned totally outmanned but somehow once Hind helicopters started dropping out of the sky the Soviet started to reconsider their presence in Afghanistan

    • @zikry4787
      @zikry4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep your unfunny jokes to yourself and gky

  • @PrideOfAmsterdam1980
    @PrideOfAmsterdam1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    The Mujahideen had a special weapon that the Spetsnaz never had seen before and it's name was John Rambo.

    • @nah...3264
      @nah...3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And a blue light

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      "This movie is dedicated to the brave Mujahedeen fighters"

    • @adityaawasthi7221
      @adityaawasthi7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@agentepolaris4914 o wow which were actually the peaceful guys ....they caused 9/11 attacks ...... actually the Soviets supposed to be the heroic in the film

    • @KaiTenSatsuma
      @KaiTenSatsuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Eli Pen Which explains why the US can't beat ISIS/ISIL/Al-Queda, doesn't it?
      Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
      Never Invade Russia before the winter.
      Never go into the Middle East expecting someone to not back forces you're fighting against.

    • @sarfarazkhan-ip9xf
      @sarfarazkhan-ip9xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hahahaa what a joke ,,, this war against ussr was actually fought by mujahideen and pakistan's isi and commando force ssg covertly ,,usa saudi chinese supplied money and weapons to pakistan to help this fight against soviet,, there was no single usa soldier or intelligences personnel directly involved in this war directly , they just helped pakistan ,, pakistan did all the training ,equipment supply and planning of this war on ground along with mujahideens,, zia ul haq was the real hero of this war

  • @johnqevil3613
    @johnqevil3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    "That wallet looks nice, i might get one."
    $100+? WTF?

    • @felixdzerzhinsky9926
      @felixdzerzhinsky9926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      i think i still my "old" wallet for a long time!!! 100 in a wallet??? totally insane!!

    • @Moonlight.Deadite
      @Moonlight.Deadite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      JohnQEvil I would buy an SSH-40 with that money,

    • @humanchannel7825
      @humanchannel7825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’ll get the cheaper one of wish

    • @demon6937
      @demon6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      you can buy that but you won't have cash to put in anymore

    • @innocento.1552
      @innocento.1552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I had the same reaction. Kind of prefer to replace cheaper wallets every few years

  • @sankyu3950
    @sankyu3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    *Spetsnaz entering afghanistan chat*
    Big boss:"Aight so which 1 of you is an S++?"

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      _”Ivan, there’s an Amerikanski cyka with a beard and a horn-_
      _Oh, blyat- don’t hurt me. How’d you do that? Judo?”_
      (You’re pretty good!)

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aha. XOF bro. We're way past that....

    • @piotrpelc5214
      @piotrpelc5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now go,let the legend comes back to life.

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tlshortyshorty5810 consecutive C Q C !

    • @SkyChaser-
      @SkyChaser- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *laughs in boaster "skill"*

  • @MrVibe-tx4rn
    @MrVibe-tx4rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Russian: Tells Joke
    Sand: Laughs
    Russian: *wait a diddly darn second*

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Boris get the RPG!

    • @One_LuvZ
      @One_LuvZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sooryan_1018 The Cheeki RPG?

    • @bodychoke
      @bodychoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not funny. Be quiet.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, what the blyad?*

    • @TunnelSnake-es7tu
      @TunnelSnake-es7tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explain pls

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    Russians: BLYAT WHY IS MOUNTAIN SPEAK AFGAN
    U.S: I understand your suffering

    • @fivesageger6651
      @fivesageger6651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      AFGHAN IS NOT A LANGUAGE!!!!

    • @OrDuneStudios
      @OrDuneStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@fivesageger6651 the northern dialect is often called Afgan persian. (You know where the soviets first invaded)
      Stop being buthurt

    • @paulsheldon8838
      @paulsheldon8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Russians knows this suffering from the time snow speaked finnish.

    • @harryluns
      @harryluns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blyat Cyka

    • @mewhenbasically
      @mewhenbasically 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was not funny

  • @ghostcreeper243
    @ghostcreeper243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    Fun fact: Osama Bin Laden took part in the Soviet-Afghan War and was wounded in one battle

    • @Nick-bu2kp
      @Nick-bu2kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      Hitler was almost killed by a British soldier in ww1 but he didn’t fire

    • @Byzantium_
      @Byzantium_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      Yeah and America funded the mujahideen to combat the soviets. Another example of a proxy war backfiring on us.

    • @indieschutzstaffel1945
      @indieschutzstaffel1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Nick-bu2kp Are you brave against my grandchildren?

    • @djbroadhurst6477
      @djbroadhurst6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is false read history books idiot

    • @Konstantinos_Georgios_argyros
      @Konstantinos_Georgios_argyros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Live stream dude quit being shy

  • @kimmywu8216
    @kimmywu8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Next up on Simple History : The ancient wallet designed in the 90’s

    • @satanspawn4749
      @satanspawn4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Tendie Man well done you’re the first one to comment

    • @spacebuilder4d
      @spacebuilder4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd love to see that

    • @SonOfExcess
      @SonOfExcess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I honestly think that the wallet they were advertising is garbage.
      It looks ridiculous and very unsafe from theft.

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lynchy The Classical Liberal it’s probably is garbage because they still have to advertise their “reveloutionary” wallet on TH-cam

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lynchy The Classical Liberal what's the point in something that holds notes but can't hold change anyway.

  • @paulgambro4264
    @paulgambro4264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I've heard some of these soldiers got kidnapped by some floating balloon device... Probably just a rumour

    • @butbutbutbutbutbutbut
      @butbutbutbutbutbutbut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Metal gear solid was pretty good

    • @OZTutoh
      @OZTutoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pretty dangerous job, being a soldier. It heard it's safer to work at the life-size inflatable Mujahideen doll factory.

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And when they heard soldiers being put to sleep often because of darts on their heads, they started issuing helmets. Then later they'd carry rocket launchers while on patrol, and abandon their AK-74s for an AK-47 and modernize their Mosin Nagant rifles with a custom chassis.

  • @robertcapostagno2082
    @robertcapostagno2082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1609

    Ridge: "Why are you idiots using wallets designed in the 90's?"
    Also Ridge: "Our wallet will last you your entire life."
    I feel like theres some hypocrisy here, if only I could find it.

    • @Soviet_Maro
      @Soviet_Maro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      ain't nobody spendin 70+ bucks on a wallet tho, that's for sure.

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@Soviet_Maro If I blow 70 bucks on a wallet I won't have any money to put in it.

    • @evila9076
      @evila9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      75$ for a peice of aluminium lmao talk about being overpriced

    • @s0nnyburnett
      @s0nnyburnett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The elastic bands on it will hardly last 10 years.

    • @shaha5158
      @shaha5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They told me the same thing in the commercial for my last wallet I bought in '97

  • @astral9138
    @astral9138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    USSR: hah! You lost to some Rice Farmers!
    USA: hah! You lost to some Shepherds!
    and so the power of Frenemys commenced.

    • @vaclavkolar6750
      @vaclavkolar6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Loosing to shepherds is basically what happens now to USA. Same scenario just 30 years after

    • @randomchanneltokeepthingss5321
      @randomchanneltokeepthingss5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Irony is one of those goat farmers would come back and strike the USA and kill thousands of people.

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Channel to keep things secret right...

    • @sasori9624
      @sasori9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      agreed, I mean look at the soviet union today. Oh yeah, they dont exist anymore. Oops.

    • @randomchanneltokeepthingss5321
      @randomchanneltokeepthingss5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingcp0878 I'm not sure what you're implying here. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

  • @danielmcfarland-lawson6477
    @danielmcfarland-lawson6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    “Spetsnaz” literally just means “special forces” in Russian. Seriously put it into google translate.

    • @ajramirez77
      @ajramirez77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I was just about to say this lol. I remember when I started to learn to speak Russian I was severely disappointed that "Спецназ" only means special forces.

    • @acido4309
      @acido4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Specnaz are 2 words combinated together to form short word

    • @pinakidutta2885
      @pinakidutta2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most elite spetnaz group is the - ALPHA GROUP

    • @fnmag3693
      @fnmag3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It even means a simpler “special purpose”, which sounds almost non military when not shortened

    • @mentalitydesignvideo
      @mentalitydesignvideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@fnmag3693 correct, "special purpose"

  • @lazarus1867
    @lazarus1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Damn those poor door guards at 3:07 didnt have a chance even if they played dead...lol

    • @Bardock7500x
      @Bardock7500x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They ain't taking any chances 😂😂😂

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @C.I.A. Of course

    • @info.901
      @info.901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were the special guards of Afghan president..

  • @winchesterchua3311
    @winchesterchua3311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Price: *Who's your best man?*
    Nikolai: *Yuri, Ex-Spetsnaz. Only man I know who hates Makarov more than you.*

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Nikolai: This reminds of my time in Afghanistan with the Soviets.

    • @gunnargunnarsson5963
      @gunnargunnarsson5963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TPDManiacXC626 Price:Nikolai,just land the bloody plane,we're on our way

    • @barrackobama7273
      @barrackobama7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Get up pvt Allen rangers lead the way

    • @ivancvitkovic6679
      @ivancvitkovic6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Remeber no russian

    • @gunnargunnarsson5963
      @gunnargunnarsson5963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nikolai:Angry Russian noises

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    The Soviets gangsta till the mountains starts speaking *_stinger missile lock on_*

    • @raptorbrotherhood766
      @raptorbrotherhood766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      When the afghan rebels start speaking rambo

    • @yenjaal5375
      @yenjaal5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When the planes start whistling

    • @toka5088
      @toka5088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everyone who replied and commented actually offended me because Afghanistan has the most mountains and I really don’t like how people have to say this about my country, my country won this war against the soviets, won the war against India in the 1700’s, if i see someone says something like what what you said I will literally go all out Afghan style.

    • @waterbase7086
      @waterbase7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baseball Stuff I’m sorry about that we just like the meme

    • @ConFall
      @ConFall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@toka5088 i'm just making fun of Soviets tho

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    Rules of war :
    1. You can not hold Afghanistan
    2. Do not fight against Russia and Finland in winter.
    3. Do not engage with the British in naval warfare

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@richlopez5896 these days.
      In the past enemy ships evaporate as soon as they declare war on the British

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Kamil525 rule number four added in the late 40s: don't give the Americans a tough fight otherwise they will drop the sun on you

    • @TantonJS
      @TantonJS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dionwoollaston5717 ffs lol

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Unless you're the Japanese and you have land-based aircraft.

    • @scooter_4070
      @scooter_4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      4. Never get into a land war with China

  • @maycontainnuts3127
    @maycontainnuts3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    my grandfather told me of the time he saw a man with an eyepatch wearing a chicken hat in afghanistan

    • @perfectlynormalhuman5473
      @perfectlynormalhuman5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah you dont have nuts

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Snake, is that you?

    • @scruber64_
      @scruber64_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did he also have a prosthetic left arm?

    • @bertr286
      @bertr286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah right keep talking bs,
      Next crazy thing he gone claim is that he saw people beeing taken away by balloons

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bertr286 It's a joke bro

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    There is a reason Afghanistan has earned the nickname “Graveyard of empires,”

    • @apokos8871
      @apokos8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      the Seleucids did just fine there

    • @hiragieriol2312
      @hiragieriol2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Dmon Blu how??

    • @NoNo-bw5cq
      @NoNo-bw5cq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@apokos8871 they never controlled the places where ppl actually live they got money from some trade routes, but thats about it, in fact USofA does much and i mean it much better. The one who came closest by far is Alexander the Great

    • @apokos8871
      @apokos8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@NoNo-bw5cq but the Seleucids *were* Alexander's empire, that how the diadochoi worked. and also Alexander coudnt deal with the local tribes in a practical manner since they used guerilla warfare so he used terror tactics for a bit then moved on to India and stationed Iranian (Persian) troops to control the Afganistan region. the US has been there for two decades (and according to them its not an occupation), if they manage to stay as long as the Seleucid empire, we can discuss this again.

    • @whitestaralliance7190
      @whitestaralliance7190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The soviet union was gonna collapse anyway

  • @スガル
    @スガル 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    _"You know me, I don't like anyone."_
    -Sgt. Frank Woods

    • @skimcarbine5488
      @skimcarbine5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You can't kill meee!!!

    • @wp-wisdom
      @wp-wisdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You see that hind?? We're gonna take it.

    • @directorelysium34
      @directorelysium34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or....anyone who doesn't like people

    • @skimcarbine5488
      @skimcarbine5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is 'Nam baby!"

    • @mattlaw8020
      @mattlaw8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Woods*

  • @xeneth531
    @xeneth531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Yeah this is why they shouldn’t have gone in, the USSR’s Vietnam also *insert generic Glaz/Fuze meme*

    • @chromaticturtle8657
      @chromaticturtle8657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol then america went in and got there vietnam 2.0

    • @anon-iraq2655
      @anon-iraq2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its america's nightmare too

    • @Matias-dr3ys
      @Matias-dr3ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Caitlyn Jenner and many other countries before them too!

    • @Ypog_UA
      @Ypog_UA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Caitlyn Jenner you say that yet you call USSR "Russia"

    • @dimasarya8815
      @dimasarya8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ypog_UA Oof

  • @bb33nnii
    @bb33nnii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    You guys probably don’t get this a lot, but I love how much detail you guys put into the weapons.

    • @vuzkoth
      @vuzkoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russsin bakelite magazines 👏

  • @LucefieD
    @LucefieD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    In the 1987 James Bond film, The living Daylights, Bond receives aid from some Muhajdeen fighters against the Soviets. When you watch that film now with modern context it's basically James Bond working with the Taliban.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Don't forget Rambo 3.
      Dedicated to the brave fighters of Afghanistan.

    • @amartyaroy3754
      @amartyaroy3754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      COD black ops 2, you are literally fighting alongside the taliban 😂

    • @dans7497
      @dans7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Marinealver yes, very "Brave fighters" (sarcastic)

    • @demanischaffer
      @demanischaffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kinda but not really
      Since the Mujahedeen weren't really one organization but really hundreds under one banner

    • @blindoutlaw
      @blindoutlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      History and politics are funny.
      Friends one day. Bitter enemies the next

  • @adolfhitler8354
    @adolfhitler8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Americans in nam: why do the trees speak Vietnamese
    Soviets in Afghanistan: why do the streets speak IED

    • @alexisreglos6823
      @alexisreglos6823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha get some!!!

    • @general_wolf5821
      @general_wolf5821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Go back to your bunker

    • @adolfhitler8354
      @adolfhitler8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      general_wolf nein

    • @kulkidz33
      @kulkidz33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      America later on: huh the reds were right, why do the streets speak IED?

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Left fascists never miss a trick, tsovarich.

  • @justanotherbrit2030
    @justanotherbrit2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    Why do we still use wallets form the 90s
    Soviet ak-47 : Am I a joke to u...
    Edit: I sad Ak-47 because the people that no nothing about guns would understand it .Everybody knows what an ak-47 is.

    • @gen-zboomer
      @gen-zboomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ak-47 is a prototype, most common form of "AK" is the AKM. You can tell by bakelite pistol grip, slant muzzle break, etc.

    • @BuzzsawMG42
      @BuzzsawMG42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya Hun

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your profile pucture is manky come on celtic

    • @Dirtysouth210210
      @Dirtysouth210210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@gen-zboomer 47 isn't a prototype and the akm is the "modernized" version of the 47

    • @lazerbeamspewpew4728
      @lazerbeamspewpew4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lego Star Wars Obi-Wan sure.

  • @thRegimentofFootThethRifles
    @thRegimentofFootThethRifles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The Spetsnaz will always be legendary not only for their tactics and bravery but also because they got a group called GRU

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well this aged like milk

    • @kevincloud574
      @kevincloud574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@wisemankugelmemicus1701lmao

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevincloud574 I genuinely think Spetsnaz gets beat by 101st Airborne - all with the exception of GRU

    • @kevincloud574
      @kevincloud574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 I thought that was obvious

    • @Kalendich
      @Kalendich 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 A rather late answer, I understand. I am from Russia and would like to clarify a bit. When we talk about Spetsnaz in Afghanistan, it is mainly the GRU brigades and partly the "Alpha" of the KGB that are understood by it. These two special forces worked in Afghanistan. The situation changed in Chechnya when the special forces of the airborne forces appeared - the 45th Airborne Brigade (at that time the regiment, you could see them landing in Gostomel in 2022). Special purpose police units, the FSB "Vimpel" or "Pennaut" in-English (colleagues of the Alpha group) took part in Chechnya. There were even special forces... prison service. By the way, they proved themselves worthy. But all this diversity, which has expanded even more to the present day, did not exist in Afghanistan. Then it was mainly GRU and "Alfa"

  • @OkamiAmaterasu.
    @OkamiAmaterasu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Drinking game: Take a shot everytime the narrator says "Spetsnaz"

    • @gozolino
      @gozolino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *Dies of alcohol poisoning

    • @rubii90
      @rubii90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I dif tgsr 🍻

    • @jeffgrey663
      @jeffgrey663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U tryn to kill me or what

    • @jinglejangle3287
      @jinglejangle3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A shot of vodka, obviously.

    • @chrispepper121
      @chrispepper121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about this, take one bong hit each time the narrator says “Spetnaz”

  • @Lebschig
    @Lebschig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    I pay for a modern wallet - yes, its true, everything fits in there, i mean after spending 100 dollar i just need space for my last 4 bucks or so...

    • @Average-Friday-Enjoyer
      @Average-Friday-Enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @freneticness _ same not when they are really happy just looking at ur wallet with the knowledge that that alone 100$+

    • @StreetDrilla
      @StreetDrilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @freneticness _ tough. In my country people use knives instead of guns for robbing.

  • @lex1945
    @lex1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    A friend of mine was in Spetznaz in Afghanistan. He was from Belorussia. He told me some stories....He just looks like a regular guy, not even big or something, but he did things i have very big respect for! He now lives quietly in Belgium, with wife and kids. He is now also godfather of my 2 kids. He participated in a raid to capture a high ranking mujahedeen. They succeeded btw. He also told me about how they monitored communications between mujahedeen from a very long distance, I was baffled about the technology they already had back then. He's very well spoken, very intelligent and polite person. If you would see him on the street, you would never think he's a spetznaz/GRU veteran, and he also doesn't like to brag about it. He did his job, lost some friends back then, and made it back home. That's the most important.

  • @bedocungo
    @bedocungo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?"

    • @kevinnguyen3087
      @kevinnguyen3087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They mean God.

    • @briish1917
      @briish1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spetsnaz inbound!

    • @stummstefan9735
      @stummstefan9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RUSALKA

    • @gamingguruji271
      @gamingguruji271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know anything about any number
      Aaaa I keep hearing the fuckin numbers

    • @JarateHunter
      @JarateHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't believe how far I had to scroll down to reach the first Black Ops reference

  • @ThunderBuddy29
    @ThunderBuddy29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Mason: “What do you see woods”
    Woods; “Sand, sand and more f**king sand”
    From Black Ops 2 mission Old Wounds

    • @MINOMBREESJOHNMARSTON
      @MINOMBREESJOHNMARSTON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Replaying the mission after bending down Judgement Day 98 times on veteran...
      with the DEATH MACHINE

    • @russellsamples1489
      @russellsamples1489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN

    • @dripsnake44
      @dripsnake44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t like sand.
      It’s coarse
      and rough
      and irritating,
      and it gets everywhere.

    • @iceberg2466
      @iceberg2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dripsnake44 and it keeps laughing at me

    • @gigachad_gaming
      @gigachad_gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS IS THE MUJAHIDEEN BABY

  • @mlook6348
    @mlook6348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    My dad actually have friend who was in Spetnaz and he was sent there. But soon as our country Estonia achieved independence he quited and came back to Estonia.

    • @littlejimmy8744
      @littlejimmy8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i like your profile pick and name

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My Grandfather was from there, my namsake was unable to make it out after WW2.

    • @sergeibelozorov4428
      @sergeibelozorov4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right on, HANS RUDEL

    • @baseddepartment4982
      @baseddepartment4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey hans meet me in argentina we are going to overthrow the argentinian goverment

    • @mlook6348
      @mlook6348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@littlejimmy8744 i see you are a man of culture aswel

  • @IntrepidMilo
    @IntrepidMilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I love these snippets of history.

  • @faisalbanajah7752
    @faisalbanajah7752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Danke!

  • @Morrigan070671
    @Morrigan070671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Spetsnaz is a contraction of their name in Russian, “chasti spetsial naznacheniya nogo”, or “troops of special designation”. The spetsnaz were organized to be like the American Green Berets, but with more focus on direct action and sabotage. The GRU Spetnaz is the best of the best, although KGB spets gruppe Al’fa (Alpha) would argue that designation. The GRU is military intelligence, while the KGB is ostensibly civilian, like the CIA. GRU Desant are spetsnaz divers, the equivalent of Navy SEALs. KGB Vympel is a murder team...government trained and financed assassins. KGB OMON are oriented towards keeping the peace in prisons.

    • @Apple.Tetanus
      @Apple.Tetanus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This was very informative. Thanks

    • @lIlIIIIIlll
      @lIlIIIIIlll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ага

    • @AlyoshkaNecro
      @AlyoshkaNecro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Umm... KGB OMON? OMON is ministry of internal affairs unit. And they are oriented to solve wide diapason of tasks e.g. riot control, counter terroristic operations, regular police support, etc. There are ministry of justice special forces take part in solving any riot-like problems in penitentiary facilities. And vympel is only counter-terroristic unit. Are you kidding? You know nothing about russian special forces.

    • @AlyoshkaNecro
      @AlyoshkaNecro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @MrZapparin 🤖

    • @frisos8850
      @frisos8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vympel are also anti air missiles, sick

  • @___axg96___63
    @___axg96___63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "Why are we still using old wallets?" Because that thing isn't worth $105 USD as advertised...
    Also it's Antonov. An-ton-ov

    • @Arnechk
      @Arnechk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fucking had to stop and go see the comments if somebody else is pissed off about this.

    • @mg86_
      @mg86_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      also that thing literally holds the cash in with a clip that doesn't sound safe at all

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An ton ov? No thanks I'll keep using An-to-nov

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like the Velcro wallets have returned.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ You'll be "and old man?" Maybe you should proofread your replies before you call people foolish. XD

  • @grayingrayout846
    @grayingrayout846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    “Then I saw him”
    “He saved me”
    , who saved you mason, who was is
    “It was Victor Resnov!”

  • @bulletkingaming2808
    @bulletkingaming2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The soviet tactics during the Soviet Afghanistan war we mostly stationary. That's why the guerillas can easily out flank the soviet troops because they are not moving from one place to another.
    Heard about this few years ago, forget who told about it. They just said, better be a moving target, than a fish in a barrel.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      or fortify yourself better like the USA troops do.

    • @noxli8454
      @noxli8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KandiKlover if the cia helped taliban against us forces...

    • @MrAlepedroza
      @MrAlepedroza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The soviets still managed a kill ratio of 9 to 1 and pushed the Mujahideen past the Pakistani border several times. They didn't lose because of that, they lost because they did not have enough men to guard the frontier nor the money to stay.

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dude... In the Afghan war, 15,000 Soviet soldiers and 100,000 Mujahideen were killed. The Soviets drove the Mujahideen into a corner, the USSR not only lost the war, but also did not win it. That is, no political successes and benefits have been achieved.

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrAlepedroza You mean 9 mujheads killed for 1 Soviet killed?

  • @criticalalfredo707
    @criticalalfredo707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    others: mountain speaking afghani
    me: MGSV reference

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      _We passed upon the stair_
      _Spoke of was and when_
      _Although I wasn’t there_
      _He said I was his friend_

    • @SharpShooterS205
      @SharpShooterS205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Which came as some surprise
      I spoke into his eyes
      I thought you died alone
      A long long time ago

    • @xXFlameHaze92Xx
      @xXFlameHaze92Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Afghan its not a language

    • @davidwilliam8056
      @davidwilliam8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boss get down...

    • @marksayosmejia7251
      @marksayosmejia7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

  • @greatestofalltime854
    @greatestofalltime854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    If I had a dollar for every time he said Spetsnaz, I’d be ricch

  • @diligentone-six2688
    @diligentone-six2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Venom Snake: *Exists*
    SPETSNAZ: *HEAVY SWEATING*

    • @TyRizs
      @TyRizs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Joshua N. Ajang
      Body double

    • @diligentone-six2688
      @diligentone-six2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Joshua N. Ajang Big Boss is Naked Snake.

    • @iduntyra7566
      @iduntyra7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no idea what this is about bruh

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iduntyra7566 In Metal Gear Solid 5 most of the game takes place during the Afghanistan War, where at the beginning of the game you have to extract some spetzans and you occetinaly encounter Russian Forces.

    • @diligentone-six2688
      @diligentone-six2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bengamerlsyolo6788 SPETSNAZ* Occasionally*
      SPETSNAZ operatives and Soviet Soldiers are Extracted and making them join Diamond Dogs based on their Skills.

  • @BeerHombre
    @BeerHombre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Interesting to see the Spetsnaz having near identical role as the Green Berets. A good knowledge of local language, customs and terrain. Infiltrate in small units deep behind enemy lines. Act as a force multiplier for the conventional army.

  • @pattinthegreat6271
    @pattinthegreat6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I'm curious about the afghan war so thx 4 posting this

    • @ЧайкуС-д7к
      @ЧайкуС-д7к 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @lucasrauda4057
      @lucasrauda4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should look up this documentary called “Afghanistan: Voices from the Hills 1986” very interesting.

  • @imdum5549
    @imdum5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I swear every week Simple History has something so interesting and fun

  • @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984
    @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2765

    Soviets: *stays 10 years in Afghanistan* Okay guys, let's leave.
    The US: *stays 18+ years in Afghanistan* Let's *stay* ! :)
    The U.S. now: "F#€k, we lost."
    Russia: "I warned you."

    • @jellyfish6693
      @jellyfish6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Actually the US can't wait to get out.

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      JellyFish they’ve waited 18 years, pretty sure they’ll wait more at this point

    • @rixille
      @rixille 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      If the Soviet Union knew that Lithium would eventually become an important natural resource in battery making for Smart Phones and Electric vehicles, I am sure they would've stayed a lot longer. Afghanistan was more of a geopolitical asset than a resource one.

    • @regulusvizsla2951
      @regulusvizsla2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      One does not simply use the phrase 18+

    • @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984
      @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@regulusvizsla2951 you're right, I should've use *over 19 years*

  • @wehdawi
    @wehdawi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Why would you keep using old stuff? That's silly!"
    10 seconds later: "You will use this wallet forever"

  • @broskiiiiiiiiiiiiigt5
    @broskiiiiiiiiiiiiigt5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Me : Has a exam online in 10 mins and has not studied anything yet.
    Simple history : Video uploaded
    Me : *screw it*

  • @randomname5083
    @randomname5083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    When you and the bois are in Afghanistan and hear the mountains speak Pashto

  • @aussiewater
    @aussiewater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    How fast were you?
    Me: *I pressed a Simple History notification.*

  • @jintarokensei3308
    @jintarokensei3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Cuz I use a man's wallet. Made of leather, with space for 1 stack of cash in several denominations.
    Unlike a tin can with a welded bobby pin to hold 3 pieces of toilet paper sold by Ridge.

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ because when the internet goes down, you go down.

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ where I live internet access is spotty. I also don't like third parties keeping track of every little thing I purchase.
      Lastly, cash is much more liquid than an insolvent bank.
      I use plastic for online purchases. That's it.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jintarokensei3308
      Banks don't explode unless you live in Argentinia or Zimbabwe or something. Plus cash can fold even easier through hyper-inflation.
      There is nobody tracking you. Unless it's the US or North Korea, in which case, make better laws against it.

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ explode is a bit dramatic. I never said cash is safe. Cash is just better than debt. Pretty cut and dry really.

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ I kill the robbers.
      Also I'll hardly get invaded and robbed for a few hundred bux.
      I keep my assets in shares and goods. But I use cash for daily transactions.
      And on the off chance that I was at gunpoint, I'd just give them the cash.300-400 ain't worth dying for.
      And my concern over safety isn't crime related.

  • @unconfusedconfusion2971
    @unconfusedconfusion2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Normal people: “Spetznaz”
    TH-cam captions: *SPED NAZZ*

  • @peezyorpj
    @peezyorpj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Imagine going through specialized training for 3-4 years just to instantly be shot or die from traps as soon as you step foot In Afghanistan...

    • @somedesertdude1308
      @somedesertdude1308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rip

    • @zizouace4890
      @zizouace4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      may God bless the Afghan Islamic fighters for making the world a better place by killing those communist thugs who invaded their country

    • @deeznuts-dm7qz
      @deeznuts-dm7qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tactics1056 what country didn't in ww2?

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zizouace4890 And later collectively formed Taliban and Al Qaeda (along with later assisting IS). Are you normally this stupid or is this a special occasion?

    • @fatfuck2384
      @fatfuck2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zizouace4890 same but with American oil imperialists

  • @Enfinityyy
    @Enfinityyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    How you win a war:
    You make the enemy press Alt+f4

    • @Premjit5ingh
      @Premjit5ingh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If it's a cyber war

    • @benceklock4831
      @benceklock4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically you're right. The point of any battle is to scare the other side enough that they quit an call it a day

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I sincerely appreciate the level of detail in the weapons in these videos

  • @jollygoodyo
    @jollygoodyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Spetsnaz field manual on standard first line when interrogating American POW.
    "Dragonfly.. Wolf's Den.. Colorful names..."

  • @sealandgi8724
    @sealandgi8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Fun Fact: The tan/sand colored standard issued uniforms of the Red Army at the time are known as “Afghanka.” The Spetznaz were given suits known as “Mabuta” which were a cream color. The green/white camouflage pattern is called “Berezka, or KLMK” and are sniper suits, just worn over the standard uniform.

    • @joao-gq7by
      @joao-gq7by 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      funny i haven't seen the altyn helmet being mentioned in this video aswell. the altyn (and its early psh-77 predecessor) were titanium helmets that were well used by more elite spetsnaz formations like alfa and vympel.

    • @nathandei1674
      @nathandei1674 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joao-gq7by they made a separate video about the helmet

  • @marysrour1153
    @marysrour1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Simplehistory: Why do you have Wallet from the 90s
    Me: why are you talking about the 90s

    • @marysrour1153
      @marysrour1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😒

    • @harshbansal7982
      @harshbansal7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Burleon when is it from ?

    • @tikunhiplaaja631
      @tikunhiplaaja631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg those wallets cost up to $100. A quality real leather wallet costs less than that.

    • @wolfgamer-up2yn
      @wolfgamer-up2yn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it's called advertising

  • @tonymaverickzane6899
    @tonymaverickzane6899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Afghan, Afghan Afghan
    Afghan, Afghanistan
    Kruzhit Chernyy tyul’pan
    Nad beregom reki”
    -Swallowing Dust, The Soviet-Afghan’s version of “Fortunate Sons”

  • @saywhen2383
    @saywhen2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Conventional Wallet $10 /or/ “Ridge Wallet” $100+, that’s why we don’t buy them

    • @catchannel8883
      @catchannel8883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And because our cash doesn't hang out of it like a string but Is tucked nicely and safely inside.

    • @giorgoskoutsogiannis9747
      @giorgoskoutsogiannis9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If they steal it you will cry for the wallet not the money inside

    • @taztheunstoppable5479
      @taztheunstoppable5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah like what's the point of buying a wallet if you don't have money to put in it right🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @B_LW565
      @B_LW565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol if you go to the website, here in Canada the clips are sold separately.

    • @chubbycatfish4573
      @chubbycatfish4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, conventional wallet is totally fine.

  • @slavicvasenin6685
    @slavicvasenin6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Big Boss: *ambushes soviet spetsnaz member* SPILL IT OUT
    Spetsnaz man: Ya ne govoryu po angliski, otpusti(which means "I don't speack english, let me go")

    • @GG2kSports
      @GG2kSports 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read this as “ye no go vock you, yo and stay octopus” I’m drunk and tired

    • @luqhakim5711
      @luqhakim5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Where are your friends?"
      *Stabs throat*
      Heroic increased

    • @HeinousProductions
      @HeinousProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *govorut

    • @pleasecallmetomato4924
      @pleasecallmetomato4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HeinousProductions nea bratishka, on pravilno napisal, a ty net

    • @ArtjomKoslow
      @ArtjomKoslow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Speznas had and have special detachments fluent in different Languages like English, French, German and Chinese. And not just the Stuff you learn in School but to a Level that you could think they were Natives.

  • @ethangadbois7103
    @ethangadbois7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:13 good job shooting that door comrade, you really helped the Soviet Union with that one

    • @Transgender-ProphetMohammed
      @Transgender-ProphetMohammed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Slotherick The great
      the door was still shooting! should have surrendered.

    • @blondknight99
      @blondknight99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got them guys, you can stop firing. Guys!

  • @Bulbman123
    @Bulbman123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    10:35 Woulda been hilarious if they found a note like "Enjoy these stinger missiles, love CIA" XD

    • @yeoldeguard
      @yeoldeguard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      US supplied so many stingers, they got to enjoy them too just 15 years later :)

    • @Debottro
      @Debottro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeoldeguard true

  • @anonymoususer5024
    @anonymoususer5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Afghan Afghan Afghan, Afghan Afghanistan"

    • @absolutemattlad2701
      @absolutemattlad2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@janielunday5012 He is referencing the song Swallowing Dust

    • @sovietred7371
      @sovietred7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love that song
      Love most Soviet 70-80's songs

  • @hokage64th
    @hokage64th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    My favorite Cold War conflict on the Soviet side. “Swallowing Dust” anyone?

    • @thedaniel2147
      @thedaniel2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah nice one

    • @3dcomrade
      @3dcomrade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good song, a decade later and a song about a conflict where Russian conscripts fights against Afghan intervention trained Jihadist is sung
      Edit: Soviet/Ex yugoslavia war song>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sabaton

    • @jawsd
      @jawsd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like that but gruppa krovi is better

    • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
      @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea

    • @darkknightbatman8269
      @darkknightbatman8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Afghan afgan Afghan

  • @THE_GUY_ONE
    @THE_GUY_ONE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Vietnam: Soviets aided the vietnamese and enabled their victory.
    Afghanistan: Americans got their revenge.

    • @THE_GUY_ONE
      @THE_GUY_ONE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Gleb B. / Глеб Б. They were at the beginning, but they later withdrew their aide, because Vietnamese hated Chinese and as a result they sided primarily with the Soviet Union during feud between Russia and China. So all later support for North Vietnam was coming from Soviets.

    • @vonabele7546
      @vonabele7546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And the support by the Americans has biten the Yanks in the end..

    • @tomaszlosinski875
      @tomaszlosinski875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If only the Americans could have guessed that giving weapons to local Islamic extremist groups who hate the west wouldn't just be a short term solution to communism. I know supporting militias to start an uprising is fairly common in war but the USA should have known arming the mujahideen would have long term detriments.

    • @MrMattumbo
      @MrMattumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tomaszlosinski875 The mujahadeen were not a uniform group except for the fact they hated the invading Soviets. It was a much more fractured group based on ethnic and tribal lines and unsurprisingly collapsed after the Soviets were gone and power was to be decided. Thus the Taliban coalesced to represent the dominant Pashtun ethnic group and institute strict religious law. The US however primarily supplied the more moderate groups within the Mujahadeen and what would later become the Northern Alliance and help us fight the Taliban.

    • @jagdpanther2224
      @jagdpanther2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And 911 was USA's karma of supporting the mujahideen!

  • @TheHDReleaser
    @TheHDReleaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Everyone is gangsta untill they invade Afghanistan"- Alexander the great, Persian empire, British Empire, Indian empire, Mongols, Soviets empire, American empire

    • @putulgoswami7065
      @putulgoswami7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Alexander actually did succeed in conquering Afghanistan.He was defeated by purus, a small king from modern day Punjab .India Kings like Ashok and Raja Ranjit Singh conquered Afghanistan.

    • @rizzo9748
      @rizzo9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tamerlan conquered Afghanistan twice

    • @eshaanjain9379
      @eshaanjain9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Indian empires never tried to invade Afghanistan

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Except Alexander, some Indian leaders, and Americans all won there. The British won eventually but it was more a political victory by getting the leaders on their side then it was a military victory. Persia also won there for awhile but gave it up after awhile

    • @tttable1270
      @tttable1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @S.K 123 What does that even mean? Do you consider Ghurids and Ghaznavis Afghans?

  • @miguelmontenegro3520
    @miguelmontenegro3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Mujaheddin: Just a bunch of ordinary soldiers.
    Voice from behind whispering: P r i v e t.

  • @Epsilon9-Kerosene
    @Epsilon9-Kerosene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how the KGB keep shooting after killing their enemies

    • @thedaniel2147
      @thedaniel2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just be shure

    • @PhelippeMitsu98
      @PhelippeMitsu98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Achievement unlocked “ never run out of ammo”

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      - Why can't you just double tap them, reeee?
      - *Haha, AK go brrrrr*

    • @BBCharger5spd
      @BBCharger5spd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My commander used to tell us "Ammo is cheap... mistakes aren't"

  • @biohazard724
    @biohazard724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Spetznas soldier: Big Boss? He a myth, no one guy could clear an entire garrison alone.
    Punished Snake, standing 5 feet away: Hippity Hoppity you're now my property.

    • @d3vilmaycry25
      @d3vilmaycry25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haven’t played MGSV before?

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d3vilmaycry25 I don't think he has.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    " You say civilian casualties, I say padded stats. " - Spetsnaz

  • @raptorbrotherhood766
    @raptorbrotherhood766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When you’re scrolling the comments and find no Rambo 3 references

  • @maxspirin3945
    @maxspirin3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    SpetsNaz = Специальное Назначение (Spetsialnoe Naznachenie) Special Purpose
    GRU Spetsnaz = ГРУ (Главное Разведывательное Управление) Glavnoe = Main Intelligence Agency/Management

  • @gooblas
    @gooblas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Soviets: Existing in Afghanistan
    Big Boss: Pathetic

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real reason Soviets lost the war

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ake-TL can confirm. Kidnapped entire regiments of infantry and armour as venom snake.

    • @frisos8850
      @frisos8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ake-TL And Quiet

    • @momazosalejandropig1542
      @momazosalejandropig1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha so true

  • @Xlr8er2
    @Xlr8er2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is the stuff I'm looking for! Ugh, there's SO MUCH World War 2 content on TH-cam coming out every week, and all I want is to get a taste of the battles that actually have some relevance to my life.

    • @getupstairstobed
      @getupstairstobed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WW2 has relevance to your life. It's why you've just said and have the freedom to say "I want is to get a taste of the battles that actually have some relevance to my life." as opposed to "Ich möchte einen Vorgeschmack auf die Schlachten bekommen, die tatsächlich eine gewisse Relevanz für mein Leben haben." Remember that when thinking WW2 was a war fought long ago and the time that has since past doesn't means little to you now. It was such a large battle it is still is very relevant today....

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Ww2 has no relevance to my life" 🤡🤡
      Just say you like the aesthetic more lmfao, you don't need to disrespect veterans of WW2 like that

  • @SAUBER_KH7
    @SAUBER_KH7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    3:11 *Me:* Bruh, they are dead now. Why are you still shooting?
    *Spetsnaz:* Just making extra sure they are dead comrade! )))

  • @sodacan3452
    @sodacan3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    When you're a Afghan and the sky start singing " who will save the world".

    • @thedaniel2147
      @thedaniel2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice refrence 👌🏻

    • @AnalLoverNDestroyer
      @AnalLoverNDestroyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Change Afghan to Georgian and you got a great comment😂

    • @iamaspaceman8533
      @iamaspaceman8533 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      soda can 345 MGSV love it

    • @Persona-Is-Trash
      @Persona-Is-Trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *The man who sold the world

    • @therealmp40
      @therealmp40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Persona-Is-Trash nah he's talking about a music video, look it up

  • @conradovillegasalvarado6392
    @conradovillegasalvarado6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Afghanistan has been called the 'Graveyard of Empires' for a reason.

    • @MuhammadNafay
      @MuhammadNafay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Tony Facts hurt. No one was successful to take over Afghanistan

    • @aLeanAndHungryLook
      @aLeanAndHungryLook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@MuhammadNafay Its a false argument, it would be like saying Britain did not conquer India because Britain does not rule India today. Alexander the Great, Mongols, Tatars, Mughals etc. have all ruled Afghanistan they just became Afghani (that's why there is so many different ethnic/religious/language groups) or they left.

    • @Ayaymeer
      @Ayaymeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tony and what evidence do you have to support your claim bc Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. Britain failed twice, soviets, Alexander the (not so great), genghis khan, Mughal empire. These are facts sooo maybe think before you say an empty statement

    • @curlyplumbing5121
      @curlyplumbing5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tony You should look up the Great Game tony, Afghanis are the worlds hardest Gangsters...

    • @oaples8790
      @oaples8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ayaymeer well its a yes and no i guess, this video should help clear things up th-cam.com/video/H-4Xzszp3lw/w-d-xo.html

  • @StreetDrilla
    @StreetDrilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    USA in Vietnam
    Soviet Union in Afghanistan
    British Empire in Afghanistan
    Russia in Chechnya
    France in Algeria
    Egypt in Yemen
    Israel in Lebanon

    • @fuck4317
      @fuck4317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CCP in Tibet and Xinjiang as well.

    • @ranw0
      @ranw0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the 60s-90s

    • @fautlsavoirhein
      @fautlsavoirhein ปีที่แล้ว

      France won in Algeria.

    • @StreetDrilla
      @StreetDrilla ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fuck4317 lmao

  • @kalajel
    @kalajel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Alright, I'm done with my animation loop. How many times are you going to use it in your video?"
    "Yes."

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    1:06 Me and the boys walking to Walmart for cereal after quarentine:

  • @blooddixmond
    @blooddixmond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I want Simple History to do a whole vid on The Battle of Tsaritsyn in the Russian civil war

    • @lessthanpinochet
      @lessthanpinochet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd love that. The Russian civil war always gets glossed over despite lasting 4 years and killing 12 million people. It was a massive war.

  • @johnrodriguez3870
    @johnrodriguez3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    SPETSNAZ ( Spetsial Naznacheniya: Special Purpose Forces), not so much a Special Operations Force, but , a General Purpose Force trained and equipped for Special Missions.

    • @devinhathorne3137
      @devinhathorne3137 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you elaborate more on the topic? I’m very interested

  • @maskedasian0419
    @maskedasian0419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I learnt about the Soviet-Afghan war when some guy's body double with an eyepatch came in my school.
    Wait....

    • @cooperproductions3731
      @cooperproductions3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BOSS GET DOWN

    • @femboycyan
      @femboycyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lt Scouton It’s the enemy sniper, stay low and crawl along the ground. That’ll help you get past then.

    • @apokalypticikraids
      @apokalypticikraids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      boss they’re just kids.....

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cooperproductions3731 what why?

    • @cooperproductions3731
      @cooperproductions3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The enemy sniper.

  • @Hellvyn_
    @Hellvyn_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    spetsnaz equipment:
    assault riffle
    pistol
    granade
    RPG
    VODKA (always)

    • @jasonriley2880
      @jasonriley2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When yankee doodle in town, slav squat down

    • @Hellvyn_
      @Hellvyn_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vodka is the deadlist gadget ever

    • @jasonriley2880
      @jasonriley2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hellvyn_ Before battle drink vodka, you will become invincible

    • @ironicmanx9886
      @ironicmanx9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      spetsnaz equipment:
      Akm
      makarov
      f1 grenades
      rpg 16
      VODKA and HARDBASS

  • @Vince-rn1ot
    @Vince-rn1ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This brings back memories of one of my papers during my first year of university. Such an underrated and forgotten conflict that i'm glad you decided to cover.

  • @snaH20
    @snaH20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the most replayed part is after the sponsor for the video

  • @jetstreamsam4535
    @jetstreamsam4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Snake, we need to get a hand to one of their interpreters."

  • @leightonmarsh7835
    @leightonmarsh7835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Take no prisoners, comrades!”

    • @mrabdou3569
      @mrabdou3569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But kill them
      Let go comrades

    • @sheacorduroy5565
      @sheacorduroy5565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!

    • @f-35enjoyer59
      @f-35enjoyer59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally just finished playing “Wolverines” from MW2 (although that’s from Cod 4)

    • @realBOTRIP
      @realBOTRIP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayy cod4 mw

    • @yiffmaster3587
      @yiffmaster3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Ciuciu what exactly is from cod4

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Soviets' Two Biggest Nightmares:
    1) snow speakin' Finnish;
    2) mountains speakin' Pashto // Farsi.

    • @Hi-qx2eu
      @Hi-qx2eu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Abu Troll al cockroachistan lol

    • @vimukthipoorna6767
      @vimukthipoorna6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finland was a part of Russian empire

    • @TheGranicd
      @TheGranicd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fun fact - Fins lost that war.

    • @aneural
      @aneural 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheGranicd Fun fact, finland had 3 million people living in it at the time, They had less resources and factories than Ukraine SSR, Less capable bodies for the war, and a massive front; Yet for 3 months Finland was a russian grave, Until they directed all available resources in a chokepoint. Tiny little finland killed 300k~ Russians, and there are estimates that the number is up to 1 Million, while losing less than 100k men. So, Yeah, winning isn't impressive if you are disgustingly more powerful than the opponent.

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@@TheGranicd At Least, they didn't lose their independence and never became part of USSR, like Baltic States (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania) in 1940.

  • @curtisthomas2670
    @curtisthomas2670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A Spetsnaz op was the one that ended the 2004 Beslan School Siege, where militants held approx 1000 people including children host-age for three days. They went in killed the majority of hostiles and exfiled. But the follow up operation, the removal of the host_ages by regular troops, police and medical personnel was severely bungled, resulting in the deaths of several hundred of the hostages.