When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything
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seems awesome but I can't make it, sorry
This is hilarious.
Woke sects are just a varying demention of the athiest religion
Oklahoma?
you need to coma back to Canada my boy we miss u
Woke: "You know all white people are racist?"
Racist: "I'm listening."
😂😂
Whats up Edward hows alphonse?
Levek 😂
That was the best part. Hilarious.
I don't get it. Is it some kind of a American joke ?
@@lampard990090 liberal Americans and feminists, yes
1940s racist: "Colored folk"
2020 woke people: "People of color"
Me, a black man: 👁👄👁
Good Luck surviving in USA ma nigga
Are you offended when someone says "black" instead of "african american"? Because when I say black people go like "omg that's so insensitive" and like maybe I am being insensitive idk I just don't see it that way
@@Sam-vz8pm Sounds like an American thing. I'm jamaican and we just call ourselves black like the rest of the world. Honestly I'd be more offended by someone calling me African American because I really dont want to be associated with some of the stupidity I see from them.
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@Zachary Williams the second Relatively speaking these comparisons are a little blown out of proportion. This video was cringe
the balls he had to wear a shirt that said 'racist' in public
I think because of the woke shirt and cameras people could easily see it was a skit lol
@@frankmarano1118 and he had a ‘woke’ guy right next to him
@@Dennis-nc3vw exactly!
what wrong with that
he has the right to express himself
Bro the jewish bit at the end aged like wine
well, if you knew just a bit about the left's history you could've predicted it easily, well, not really predicting, but just knowing what already were their opinions
🗿
@@Gadottinho 🎯
@@Gadottinho I mean, same with the right though. Hitler (Right) and Stalin (left) were both extremely antisemitic.
what were their opinions?@@Gadottinho
Woke people: racists with a hero complex
Lol
That's true. They want to be worshiped as gods by the people of color, like C3PO was on the Ewok planet.
100%.
There's a video (forgot who made it) about tons of white people saying we should be able to vote without ID because black people can't get them easily and all that... Then they interviewed black people, who all had IDs, all knew exactly where to get IDs, none of them knew anyone who didn't have IDs... and some of them found it downright insulting that some people thought blacks wouldn't be able to get them.
Woke white people think blacks are like children and need to be protected, and treated as such.
If I was black, and I knew how these people think, I'd hate woke white people as much as I hate racists.
newp gaston - that video is crazy... not because of the debunking part but because these crazy racists actually think this crap. Who the f#%k doesn’t have an ID? It’s like the first thing I got when I was 18 because I needed it for so many things.
Harsh
"Us white people have so much privilege"
"I agree it is a privilege to be white"
Oh my god this line is perfect.
Fellow white privilege
@@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953 Shalom, baby.
@Joe Castiglione fucking barf at your whole comment.
Some people are better than others.
@@erlandglamorgan8377 yeah clearly some people more superior in ways you just described.
@@HawkAnomaly im kinda autistic so i dont know if you are actually agreeing with me or just making a snide remark.
The sad part is that, just as with South Park's biting but accurate satire, most woke people will just dismiss this as "rightwing comedy" and not acknowledge its deep and bitter truth.
ALL actual comedy is "rightwing" at this point. Wokie "comics" are not even funny, they're just court jesters going for applause.
I've seen a few such comments in this comments section already. They don't realise how harmful some of their policies are towards race relations and towards minorities themselves. As they say "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" never was that saying more true than with the woke movement. The best of intentions but have bad consequences often times. For example, scrapping voter ID laws, in Europe this is just a given. We've always had voter ID laws. It's not something we even talk about because to prevent voter fraud it's common sense that you would need to show ID. By scrapping/blocking voter ID laws you are enabling voter fraud as well as demeaning minorities by saying they are incapable of acquiring ID, which again iant helpful, because at some point in their life they will likely need it . If it's such a problem do something to help minorities acquire ID, don't just write them off as hopeless cases. Even though, I would say most don't need help to get an official ID, they are perfectly capable.
The fact that anyone would ever dismiss South Park as right wing comedy shows how absolutely delusional the left has become.
@@tbdivine129 One minor correction: Woke is not left. They are the left of the neoliberal project, which is in its entirety rightwing. Identity politics is performative neoliberalism. Far from being actual leftwing (i.e. anti-capitalist), it is in reality a completely capitalist ideology.
@CC3GROUNDZERO nothing about the right is woke, in fact the right is the opposite of wokeness, like isn't the right synonymous for conservatives you know the religious people who hate gays and LGBT who wokies seem to love so much. You know sth interesting I'm a Nigerian and from what I've been observing there's only one way I can describe the kind of unique politics you guys have over there.... It's Stupid, I think it's one of the most nonsensical political system I've seen, the way I see it, it's common sense vs the far left and politics should be more complex than that
"White people need to stop wearing dreadlocks and stop appropriating black music"
"Shaved heads and country music, the way God intended"
😂😂😂
Nah shaved heads low-key look ass
Long hair bros for the win
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The ‘colored people’ and ‘people of color’ disparity was always the funniest shit to me
Scott Glennon it is 2014 lol
Here in England we are called BAME (black and minority ethnic)
Euphemisms, am I right?
Darkshadow I’m English and I’ve never heard of that ever.
Safe Spaces is no different from Segregation. After all, people not being allowed to associate is perfectly fine as long as the separate is equal, right?
Definition of "woke person" : a "racist person" with an Inferiority Complex
Definition of "racist person" : a "woke person" with a Superiority Complex
Underrated comment.
Underrated
Oh that's really good. Perfect description.
this is too perfect. well done!
Give this some more votes already!
“We both have our opinions on poc even though we barely know any”
Underrated line 💀
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its the classic human trait of overcorrection, by trying to hard to not be racist we've gone in the other direction
Exactly.
I never try not to be racist. Racism isn’t a big deal as far as human failings and it’s the easiest thing in the world NOT to be. Just be kind to people and take them as they come. Easy
Its really not that hard not to be an idiot.
This is why you don't wanna go too far left or too far right or you'll end up in the same place because the earth is round ;)
@@ruriwijaya595 im stealing that one
No joke, I applied for a job that had the disclaimer: “We don’t discriminate based on race, religion, sex, etc.,” followed by: “Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.”
Her and her girlfriend were super cool, smoked weed together, but they did NOT work. Lol
Kinda like a lot of colleges today.
"Yeah we don't discriminate against people because of their race, sexuality, etc. Anyways if you're gay or black you can get a scholarship entirely because you're gay or black and hey, fuck you straight white people."
See that’s the problem. This is called positive racism. In America they flipped the idea of racism to hire based on race, which in itself is racist.
-Coming from a Pakistani-American guy
@@andrea_ottaviano_augusto88 saying someone has internalized racism = admitting that you, yourself, are a racist and a bigot.
@@lightscameras4166 you can’t “flip the idea of racism”. Racism is racism. It’s that simple.
“We both have a lot of opinions on people of color even though we hardly know any” hahahha soooo true
*Racist:* "I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior."
*Woke:* "We should reverse that inequality[1][2] so we can be equal, together."
*Y'all:* "Both say race haha all same"
[1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6
[2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
After meeting them you become more racist.
@@LowestofheDead hi :) These links might convince someone if they bothered to consider confounding variables that can change results. Do you perhaps believe that something is bigoted simply because it has different outcomes when broken down by characteristic?
@@LowestofheDead A lot of these statistics remind me of the female wage gap narrative. Where they lump in all women from different jobs, and don't account for hours, part time vs full time, overtime, region, performance, etc. Turns out, a lot of the difference comes from exactly which jobs women choose to have, and them working less hours on average. Some versions even include stay at home moms, which makes no sense.
I see a lot of the same here. Like the black congressman representation apparently being shown as racist. But it doesn't give any sort of context, like how it measures up to the black population at large. Which, if we are looking for a proper ratio of black population to black congressman, is really not far off. I see a similar theme in the rest of this list. So I can't really take it seriously, or even do much with it if I did.
Most "racists" I know, myself included, have a lot of experience with non whites
3 years later and they finally came to the full agreement of hating “tiny hat people”
Not quite, the wokesters still haven't "narrowed it down."
I wish
Not quite. BlackRock has 'black' in the name which means they're still too afraid to stand against it. Even though they were all for occupy wallstreet a decade ago... better times, better times.
'wokester' 😭😭
@@Dennis-nc3vw
@@hmmm3210 someones a bit mad
The part about Jews aged in the most morbidly funny way possible considering the woke left now hates Israel 😂
Under the guise of "White settler colonialism" though
@candaniel oh yes.
Use any excuse.....
@@JDReC100I bet you're the type of person to think that October 7th is when everything started
@@Siter well it didn't obviously
The local Arabs always hated jews since their quran teaches them that
The 1929 massacre of hebron
The fact they were in cahoots with Hitler
Ye they had always wanted to kill the jews and they passed the ideology down to their descendants
They have also elected Hamas into power and Hamas made their plans to commit a second holocaust (that is successful this time around) and conquer the world under the Sharia law
And than Hamas proceeded to turn Gaza into a massive jihad camp where 99% of the population is in complete agreement with them
There was only one person who went against Hamas and became a collaborator with Israel and he even wrote a book called "son of hamas" and he himself is in complete agreement with Israel
So tell me if the one guy that got out of there and knows Hamas and the Palestinians the best think Israel is correct who are you to claim otherwise?
@@Siter when the war started... your point?
These days when someone says "Separate but equal" you don't know if he's an Alabama klansman or a California college kid
@MRokk Congratulation. You must be quite relieved.
Makes me glad I didn't go to college.
Did you just assume his gender?
Omg best comment on here!
". All animals were created equal
( Says the WOKE community)
" ...But some are more equal than others"
The difference is that the woke one is trying SOOO hard not to be racist, that he is super racist
But the end result is that they both do something racist.
the even BIGGER difference is: One is looked at and cheered upon, payed and praised while the other is condemed
@@GxRiku yeah its definitely more profitable to be "woke racist" than "normal racist" =)
trying hard implies thinking
@@fannyfreckle It's basically the horseshoe theory getting proven again and again.
Reporting back in after 3 years:
It's getting funnier
E
It’s so refreshing to finally reach the sensible part of the internet
“You know all white people are racist?”
“I’m listening.”
Such a great line, haha.
All people are racist - fact
All white people are racist - racism
@@after_midnight9592 But there is only one race, the human race 🤷♂️
@@thecommentschannel3548 That's why even the smartest "aliens" are known as "humanoid".
@@thecommentschannel3548 No dumbass. Humanity is a species.
@@thecommentschannel3548 Which is why mixed "race" not only is a thing, but a medical nightmare. If you happen to be mixed, and your liver fails, you can't accept an organ donation, even from other similarly mixed race people. Not even your parents will be able to save you by forfeiting theirs.
Most "racist" people simply want the right of association to apply to situations other than when tech giants want to obliterate you.
Ok so, I’m an Asian/middle eastern girl and I have a bf whose parents are woke. But when they realized I have different opinions than them, they were like “how could a woman of color say that???” 😓
I guess I could say they are racist, but I don't talk to them very often. I don't really get offended because I'm not surprised they say that, lol. It's just stupid and ridiculous.
Sorry. They've bought in to this cult without even thinking about it. They need to be red pilled. Otherwise they're gonna turn into full blown racists and not even realise it.
That’s literally straight up seeing someone as just their race... which is pretty textbook racism 🙄 I don’t understand how people how these people exist
@@wickedlittleyumi3143 unfortunately they are racist.
People like them think that because of your ethnicity, culture and background, you think; or should think, a certain way.
Stereotypes exist for a reason, and ironically enough, the very same people who preach about rejecting such stereotypes are keeping them alive.
You are an individual. No contest.
That being said, stereotypes themselves aren't inherently negative or positive. Most of them _are_ funny, though.
This is becoming more true by the second.
Let il be😏😏😏
Let the dam be 😏😏😏
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." MLK
The left considers that a racist statement today 🤦♂️
We believe in that but after slavery and jim crow because of the fact of generational wealth those in slavery ended up poor, this isnt a race thing, it is an economic thing it just so happens that those slaves came from Africa
"There is only one race the human race" is literally listed as a microaggression at the University of California.
@@Dennis-nc3vwThat had nothing to do with the original comment.
That was Mandela
@@cursedcat6467 talking about economics, generational welath disapear fast as fuck, most of the time. Not to mention that you still softly disagree with MLK Statement (who was 100% aware of what your criticing) so pls think this trough again.
This is literally the definition of "So woke they went back to sleep"
And it's exactly what's happening outside.
Rather so woke, they’re suffering from sleep deprivation induced psychosis.
Racist: I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior.
Woke: Statistics show that life has measurably been made worse for minorities [1][2], we should reverse that so we can be equal, together.
Y'all: Both talk about race haha same
[1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6
[2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
Being woke is basically the equivalent to thinking you're actually awake while still in a dream.
@Andrés Valverde It's funny. How if a person says he has been through an awakening. You can bet pretty good money on that he actually didn't.
What does it mean to be japanese?
“You know all white people are racist”
“I’m listening”
Killed me
translate democrats from greek to latim you get republicans
@@tmilev?
@@tmilev huh
I was sent.
@@deucewithoutmicallister4794 they mean that Dems and Reps are the same (which I agree w) both don’t care about anyorn
And the moral of the video is:
Don't be racist or woke
Treat people with respect no matter what they look like
True moral is that you can't avoid being racist, no matter how much you try. Ending racism was all wokes ever wanted and here is where it led them.
yup both or radicalized ends of a spectrum
So respectful racism? Or treat everyone racist so it’s equal?
Respectful racism is waiting until you leave the Old Country Buffet restaurant and get in the car before you talk trash about the interracial couple that sat to the right of your table.
Respectful wokism is not trying to boycott Netflix and get people fired everytime there is a Dave Chapelle comedy special coming out
I do treat people with respect when first meeting. I don't judge them based on their appearance. I will however judge them based on 5 minutes of conversation.
This has aged insanely well
Why do people keep saying this?? It’s something that has been happening for years, obviously it’s going to age well if nothings changed 😭
@@e2b265 oh for sure! I just meant the antisemitic part’s gotten way crazier on the left
I made the mistake of tweeting “not everyone on the right is a racist” once...
I met ten thousand Brads that day.
You have a weird voice. I meant that in a good way
Yeah it's a shame.
@Leider Tears Brad is the woke guy. The racist guy said it at the start of the video
Love your videos!
Very few people on the right are racist, in fact!
"The further a society drifts fron the truth, the more they will hate those who speak it"
-George Orwell
In 1984 O Brien explains how the party rules for ever.It controls education and each new generation of officials is totally committed to its vision.Like critical race theory ....
I just started reading 1984. Just the first chapter is chillingly familiar.
@@therose1277 we are reliving it now.
Race theory SJW newspeak ,the atmosphere of fear ....the Twitter mob, the 2 minute hate..
The Rose Such a brilliant book. Orwell was a visionary.
what do you guys think about Orwell's arguments for socialism?
Holy shit this is 3 years old… and it’s still perfectly fitting. Has society really not changed at all in 3 years?
why would it change so quickly?
Nah. It's much worse.
Still an evergreen bit. Comedy is and always will be how normal people fight back against the nonsense.
Racist: I’m better than you because I’m white.
Woke: I’m better than you because I’m white but I’m sorry for it.
Yeah. It's self-depricating racism. The only difference between the two is that the white supremacist is proud of their racist beliefs. They literally believe EXACTLY the same things however.
"Here , I've put BLM in my bio so you can know that I'm not racist"
@@navyal7237 I haVe a BlAcK fRIend
Poc: I hate you because you are better than me
accurate af
There are two types of racists:
The ones that say: "We deserve special treatment because they are inferior."
And the ones that say: "THEY deserve special treatment because THEY are inferior".
Three types. There is also the type that says: "We deserve special treatment because we are inferior." But I don't know if there is anyone who actually believes this or if it is a case of simply making the best use of the current system.
Third type: "I don't deserve to exist because I have deep guilt over being superior."
"We deserve special treatment because we are superior"
Vs.
"They deserve special treatment because we are superior"
@ShaddowSabbath Yup. BLM and the woke left kills far more dark skin people than any other. But the media don't talk about them in bad way, instead media praise their unjust murders.
@ShaddowSabbath BLM is responsible for the deaths that have happened during these past few months of "protest", whether directly or indirectly involved.
Unreal how well this aged
Not the Jewish line.
should of mentioned people with rags on their heads at end
It’s scary how spot on this is
Imagine people seeing him wearing a shirt that just says "racist."
Maybe he's just a fan of NASCAR.
Mirza Ahmed dang garage door pulley why the heck would there be a garage door pulley in a pit gargage? Checkmate TRUMPET
@@mirzaahmed6589 underrated comment
Him next to a guy with woke cancels it out people will just think there doing a social experiment, what a world 😂😂
They'd probably congratulate him for being so self aware.
“technically i don’t consider jewish people whi-“ “NEITHER DO I” 😂😂😂
That was my favorite line, as a jew, who is seeing a groundswell of antisemitism from the left. Conservatives will outright mock me and roast me, but love when I roast them back. The leftists just spout incredibly xenophobic and bigoted filth, and then accuse "My people" of being the same. It's actually pretty astounding when it happens. At least a skin-head doesn't mask his contempt. I can respect that. Ryan Long is the K.I.N.G.
@@harleysprague3678 Bald-faced disdain is infinitely better than a mask that hides the hideous creature underneath.
@@harleysprague3678 has a Jew, what do you think about how China handling them? I don't know any Jews, but I'm curious what one think about it.
@@just_your_localguard9612 if they don't respond, I can fill in (obligatory "not all Jews think this, I'm just one person"). It's awful and I'm surprised the world has let this go. It's not as bad as the Holocaust yet, but if something isn't done soon, it could easily become worse.
@@mik2420 Jews in China? Say what?
How well this aged. They both agree on trampling on other's rights that's for damn sure and we see that playing out in real time.
I have some white dude at a bar called me a black grifter because I voted for Trump when I pointed out the fact that he’s highlighting my race with his feelings and that he’s putting me in a category and he sounds kind of racist. He shut up and walked away, it trips me out how racist the racist can truly be
What did you expect when Biden said :... And you ain't black if you don't know who to vote for.. This and the guy in the bar is what the Democrats are and what they believe.
Lol imagine voting for a traitor insurrectionist.
@@spht9ng You mean Biden? He didn't, he said he voted for Trump.
@@SergeantExtreme lol nice try minimizing Trumps corrupt time in office
@@SergeantExtremeyeah twist it around and say the old senile twig committed insurrection.
No, seriously, when??
I’m so woke I judge people based on the basis of their skin
I'm so woke coffee drinks me.
I'm so woke, Karl Marx thinks I went too far.
@@chepickensjr1765 no one outpizzas the hut
Legend has it no one ever heard from A ROAD ever again.
People so woke, they fall asleep immediately
This is a tragedy, not satire.
Can it be both ? I mean are those exclusive to each other ? honest question
@@CatalinaEX Of course
It's a miracle
First,I thought it was tragedy,but then I realized.....it's comedy.
Tragedy plus time = comedy as they say
Woke: "Black slaves should be free!"
Racist: "Black slaves should be free!"
Both of them: *"JINX!"*
why would the racist say that?
@@user-xh7sd1sw9ffree to buy, as in no price free
@@user-xh7sd1sw9f , free is a price)
@@user-xh7sd1sw9f There was a big push for a while before, and to an extent during, Reconstruction after the US Civil War that was to send slaves back to Africa, I think it was Liberia if I recall. Lincoln had a plan for that very thing, and likely would have done it had he not gotten a new wind resistance hole in the back of his head. In short, even ol' Abe over there thought that they should send back folks to Africa and have the nation for whitey. It's funny because of how everyone reveres Lincoln as some super progressive, when in reality, he led the US to creating a new country to send black folk away from the US. I don't even need to make a joke, the whole thing is one big joke.
@@user-xh7sd1sw9fFree has two meanings bro. 😅
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day…so I came back 3 years later to watch it again lol
It's amazing how woke people sound extremely racist and don't even realize it lol
but it is satire but you don't get it
@@dontspikemydrink9382 satire based on facts
@@ovaldocantu1619 nah.
@@dontspikemydrink9382 Pro-Tip, comedy / satire is funny because it's rooted in truth. I've been observing this shit for years, don't try to act like this isn't a very accurate take on the stupid and loud tribal extremes in the USA
they don't just 'sound' racist, they are racist. Their deeds, rules they want to pass, laws, votes, they behave in very racist ways.
I swear, saying "people of color" is just a new way to say "colored people". How did we get here?
Is it different? They sound like different ways of saying the same thing (ps.: genuine question because English isn't my first language)
@@AntepenultimaRomantica Honestly, english is my first language and i can't even tell the difference 😅. I don't think they're different but in today's political/social climate they're made out to be different. But I think what you said is the exact reason why its such a bs phrase. the democrats in the US use that term, "people of color", thinking they came up with something new and more politically correct when in reality it's just old democrat (the ones who wanted to keep slavery) terminology to refer to black people-- colored people 😬
@@zencatfish9102 Oh okay, thanks for the answer
I like to intentionally say "coloured people" in convos with woke types sometimes, just to make the point, lol.
@@AntepenultimaRomantica actually, it's not really different, it's not just you! And that's why some of us laugh about it so much. It's the same distinction being made, and the language is almost exactly the same and means the same thing, but they consider one racist and the other not.
It'd be like saying "a red apple" is offensive and makes you an awful person, but "an apple that is red" shows how amazingly woke and wonderful you are.
One of the most successful examples to demonstrate the nonsense of today's culture to date
I’m an immigrant to America and I’ve tried to explain this to people so many times but my vocabulary is limited so I just show them this video and they get what I mean so fast
Well, I'm from America and I do the same thing. No point typing a paragraph they won't read when a video that makes them laugh is easier and more effective.
I love how the racist guy absolutely loves the woke guy, and the woke guy thinks he’s actually an ally to minorities. This really shows how racist woke people are. Good job.
Yes. That is the joke.
In my opinion it more shows how woke racist people are, but to each their own.
@@ekoms108 I agree
Yes, because racism isn't about whether you think that there are two instrinsically different sides whose different separate identity must be underlined at every single opportunity, it's about which side yiu personally like the best.
Yea that's what baffles me. I'm Dutch, and It is often said that women and "other races" are treated very equally here. And I look at the American extreme left and can only see racists and sexists pretending to be the opposite.
Don't get me wrong I see the same on the extreme right. But at least they don't pretend to be something else and generally don't get a much power in politics. They're ignored and/or called out for their racism and sexism. While the ones on the left get applauded and listened to.
Only thing that would have made this better is if they swapped the shirts randomly and never pointed it out
Bruh
Bruuuhhhhhh
They did 1:17
HA! GOT EMMMMM!
That would not be better, that would be trying too hard
@@dogperson432 150 people disagree with you.
NAWWWW OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING ACCURATE 😭
this is why if you're extreme enough, you'll have the exact same ideologies as the opposite extreme 👍
horseshoe theory
I showed this to my *liberal* girlfriend and it literally broke her brain. For once she did not know what to say and just pondered existence.
No matter how hot she is, unless you can fix her politics, she isn't worth it man
Glad to know it works as a deprogramming tool. Maybe I'll print up some QR code stickers that link to this video and stick them around town.
I think putting rasist and woke people in one room and not allowing them the say who they are would be a good show
broooooo..... someone do this
Have fun trying to find the mythical "woke" person. Or just buy a scarecrow. Still a strawman either way
I mean, as soon as one of the racist people says "I think *certain ethnic group* should die" the cat will be out of the bag 🤷🏾♂️
@@rivashanmolefi7326Not if they say white people
I NEED THIS!
I remember when the Woke crowd start claiming orcs in D&D are representation of black people, my immediate and only thought was only legitimate racists could reach that conclusion. Then it all clicks together when you start asking "Are the Woke actually just racists?" when thinking about what they do and say
“Orcs are savage raiders and pillagers with stooped postures, low foreheads, and piggish faces with prominent lower canines that resemble tusks”
-Excerpt from the official 5e Monster Manual
Ah yes, orcs are the pinnacle of black representation.
Actually depends on which orcs. Warcraft orcs are Mongolian based, while Warhammer are based of english hooligans :P
In a more serious note, it reminds me of the New York municipality who ask for rename monkeypox. Because, for them, it can be used to disrespect black people...
We can suspect New York municipality being racist for having make that weird connection in the first place, no ?
That is not fucking woke that is some SJW shit, woke is black thing by a minority of blacks.
It has noting to do with SJW diversity and progressive.
But Orcs are cool.
@@olympia5758 agreed.
This gets better with age . Damn fine satire
My dyslexic ass read the shirts wrong and didn’t even realize till the last scene. The best part is this still absolutely made sense.
You saw them in reverse?
This isn’t even satire, this is just representation.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Nobody needed to "prove" the equality of the races. That's the presumption. If you think they aren't equal, then it's on *you* to prove it.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ I can’t pretend it doesn’t exist if, as far as I know, it doesn’t.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
Oh, don’t worry, I’m going to look into your sources
@African warlord You are brilliant! Thank you.
African warlord this guy is trolling the fuck out of you dude 😂
Woke: You know all white people are racist?
Racist: I'm listening.
Comedic Gold!!
My fav line. Brilliance
That is the best line. My god. Comedic gold.
Racist's inner voice: so you're saying there's a chance?
That literally never happens though.
@@0witw047 only if you're overly shelter privileged and brainwashed
Props to that man for wearing a ‘racist’ shirt out in public
The fact that this has 12k dislikes just tells me some people saw their mistakes and refused to admit them
Or the fact that this video is just straightup bad?
@@RealQuarliecase in point
@@RealQuarliewe got a kinky one!
Dear Ryan - NEVER apologize for this, not even when the cancel culture mob comes knocking. Please.
If the cancel culture comes for him, it will be a good thing. Cancel culture would actually increase his TH-cam Traffic.
FACTSSSSSS
Robert Phelps tru
Did he misrepresent woke people? Nope. Although they make take offense at being compared to vile racists!
Never apologize to the left
Ryan was in public wearing a shirt that said "RACIST" while shooting this bit. That is dedication to the joke lol
This also looks like NY/NJ which makes his bravery even more admirable
@@fred7883 right, I'd probably laugh If I was walking down the road and some guy in a 'racist' t-shirt just walked passed, lol.
I'm Irish and Americans are literally so offended by everything that doesn't matter, yet their country is so backwards.
They are allowed to buy guns to defend themselves... against other people with guns..... do we see the problem here- Maybe just don't give out guns in the first place?
Not surprised, he’s transphobic and sexist. Why not racist, too?
@@AceFaz Ya only the government should have guns. That's worked out great in human history lol. Keep your Eurotard logic in your own country. We'll keep our guns, thanks for your concern.
@@yakkayakka360 and just like that, he got triggered. Classic.
It's a very poignant representation of the fact that any idealogy taken to extremes is equally non senscial
I'm so glad they finally came to an agreement on Jewish people.
It's the most superficial agreement ever. Think about it for 1 second and you realize that one recognizes that Jews experience discrimination, whereas the other discriminates against Jews.
They do the Same but for other motives.
Thats the Joke of the whole Video.
"The pathway to hell is build with good intentions."
Or sth Like that.
@@chandir7752 Yeah, look how much empathy Jewish people are getting now in the campus protests.
@@archieames1968 Not a lot. Groups like Jewish Voice for peace are being silenced. Most of the edgy self proclaimed free-speech warriors are suddenly asking to ban protests.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's strange that "people of color" is acceptable but "colored people" is racist.
The way I see it, both are pretty racist
Holy. I cannot believe I've never thought about that before
Or how about when someone says “I have a friend that happens to be black” you know saying it like it was an accident that he’s black.
So colored people is racist but people of color isn’t? What are white people? People of no color
They don't have the same historical connotations.
@@Not-Ap How is history relevant to how we talk in everyday parlance? I'm never out with the homies talkin bout the historical connotations of wearing a Hugo Boss fragrance, even though he was a Nazi. I just tell my homie he smells good before I suck his dick.
The “technically I don’t consider Jewish people white” killed me 💀
At least he referred to them as people
Based
"White privilege!"
So jews as well?
"No, not technically they are not white"
Yes, technically, they are.
I guess they forgot about African Jews
@@kokako5214 why do people care if their Jewish the literal only difference ifrom Christianity is they don’t think Jesus existed like why is it such a big deal
I came here expecting a comedy, but all I got is a documentary.
lol!
But you were so satisfied with the end result.
Best comment!!!!! 😝😂😝😂😂😝😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gutts what are you doing here. got tired of waiting on that island
lmaooooo
The problem is, woke people aren't self aware enough to even realize this. Most racists do.
Everyone trying to force behavior onto others. Are exactly the same. If your way is the best way. You don't have to threaten people. You just have to show them by example or explain.
@@marcelacavalheiro2412 same at least then they don’t act as though they’ll listen to you, they have their opinion and they’re sticking with it
It's easier to argue with a racist to stop being racist than to a woke to stop being racist
@@death3678 even if they’re pieces of shit
@@rapazlegal1358 to be fair those both are so hard to achieve that we can't measure how difficult they are exactly are.
Aged like fine wine....
More like honey .
@@Adam-wg2rf in that it didn't age at all?
Not the last line, but I told people that was the skit’s one fail from the beginning.
This video ages like fine wine with every single day.
“Hi I’d like a custom shirt made”
“Sure, what do you want on the shirt?”
“.... ‘RACIST’... all caps... “
😀🤣
Less embarrassing than asking for woke :D
All people of Color should have the "Stop Hating On White People" hoodie....
teespring.com/en-GB/stop-hating-july-2020?pid=227&cid=6083
😂🤣😂🤣
I wonder how they filmed this thing in public without racist shirt guy drawing unwanted attention lol
Woke: "We both have a lot of opinions about people of colour, even though we barely know any."
Racist: "I say 'coloured people', but as long as we're classifying."
I love that Racist is the one willing to be tolerant and inclusive.
Racists are very tolerant. They enjoy bonding over being racist.
Ik some racist people and its accurate lol No ones more tolerant then racists (as long as you have something to agree with) Most groups ik are more diverse then any normal ones
It's crazy that the phrase 'people of colour' was racist 3 years ago. I'm not even joking.
Are you Bri'ish mate?
@thmxsz yeah, I have a fríen who is completely unhinged, but gets along well with my other friend who is black because they both find funny when the other says something stupidly racist. I can't really tell if they're both racists or they find racists jokes the peak of comedy, probably both
My experience as a black man in germany is: When I do something good, it is ignored or I‘m called a kiss ass. When I do something bad it’s noticed and it is because that’s just how black people are. But don’t get me wrong. The whole world is racist. My people are as racist as everyone else. I think humans just don’t like each other. Especially the ones who are different.
😮So German eugenics philosophy is still alive and well there after losing war....sadly goes to show change comes from within a person.
yea so why are you in germany? live with your own people
Well, people do like being around their own. They don't mind foreigners in their land, but when they're forced on them en masse then it ceases to be their land. In fact in Germany it's illegal now to say "Germany is for German people". They will put you in prison. How can Germans be around their own now? Your people still have a country dedicated to yourselves, but Germans do not. Their homeland has been dissolved by the same leaders they elected to protect them from this sort of thing.
Crazy how this holds up even more in 2024
“We need to fight racism and sexism by grouping people by their race or sex and treating them differently based on their groups”
“But thats racist”
“YOURE RACIST FOR SAYING THAT”
I think you're confused but there is no such as a sex only 492 different genders that if you don't believe in makes you a racist.
@@stinkyham9050 transphobe*
@@lukasl3646 I honestly don't know if you're trying to insult me or compliment me.
@@stinkyham9050 Eh, I just corrected you xD
In that case it's called Transphobia/transphobe and not Racism/racist. No offense dude
@@lukasl3646 oh, sure I guess. Even the racist terms are confusing.
as a wise man once said the best kind of comedy is the truth.
a wise white man
@@Orienne3300 I mean,you heard it from the video first
That man's name? Adolph Hitler. Checkmate libs!
@@VomitPinata huh,smart guy,might wanna check on him later
@@soulswordobrigadosegostar his Ted Talk is illuminating!
The fact that's it's, like, 100% true 💀
It’s a pretty damn funny skit, don’t take it as a genuine unbiased and nuanced approach to the way the world works and the ideas people hold. Have a good one
I had serious struggling remembering who was the racist one and who was the woke one without constantly having to look at their shirts.
This video is an absolute masterpiece capable of crystalizing the current deranged state of our western society, chapeau!
Honestly the whole political climate right now is like a circus that's on fire, where no one is trained, all the clowns are dead, and the elephants are eating people.
A fire at a circus? That’s intents
Yea, I suppose that sounds about right. Close enough.
Nah elephants are empathetic. They’re dead and clowns are all that’s left
iDrowned @intents I see what you did there HAHAHAHAAAHA
@@anthea9697 Don't associate clowns with these people, we don't want them either
Woke guy: "You know all white people are racist, right?"
Racist guy: "I'm listening 0-0....."
Oooohoho jesus that's good
I dont get it
There were so many good ones.
@@robertjusic9097 The racist thinks all white people MUST be racist, meaning not mixing around with other races.
oogity-boogity woogity Could be interpreted in many ways, I saw it as: The racist having many more allies of racism, and or the the racist enjoying the fact what the woke person said is extremely racist. Probably both.
docs.google.com/document/d/1ido70LgXsEhxcnyXE7RVS0wYJZc6aeVTpujCUPQgTrE/edit?usp=sharing
Answer to *ALL* of those discussions: Just treat people equally, with dignity and respect.
It’s 2024 and this video continues to age like fine wine lol
"I like all races even the bad ones"
-Joe biden
"Poor kids are just as smart as white kids."
-Joe Biden
“I don’t want my kids growing up in a jungle, a racial jungle.” -Senile old Joe
the first one is a joke/satire from the Babylon Bee, the first two replies are very, very real :\
Joe Biden 2020 running for the -presidency- -senate- retirement home... well more like walking but you get the point :\
@@calebdavis5428 Thanks, I was about to google it.
I still plan on voting for him because at least he hasn't sent out groups of federal enforcers to commit acts of violence against peaceful US citizens, but it's going to be a painful day and I'm eating a lot of ice cream afterward.
@@TheGreatWerebear you should check out the video of joe biden admitting to how he threatened to withhold 1 billion in aid to Ukraine unless a prosecutor was fired for the behalf of his son's business. Also democrats oversee the majority of impoverished black communities and have done nothing for years. Trump tried to pass police reform legislation by tim scott last month but it was rejected with no discussion no further compromise. You can watch tim scott addressing this. Just want to lay some facts out there but either way options are never good
As a Black American male who is racially impartial and harmonious, I absolutely agree; woke is the new racist.
God bless you
all cause of tiktok
Agreed.
I am offended by people "defending me". I feel offended and attacked even more now.
Don't call me a fucking minority and a person of color
@@CoffeeSuccubus It's right and heroic to defend someone when *actual* racism is present. I also do not mind being called a minority as I understand when others say it, they aren't insulting the value of my being, only stating something that is sort of factual. However, I understand where you are coming from. Almost everything, I believe, woke attacks isn't even racism, just a delusion.
In France there is the politician on the far right who caused a scandal (and justifiably so) when he told this black guy that the two of them were necessarily different because of the color of their skin. I was very upset on hearing this like many people in France. It then occurred to me that woke people are no better than this guy is. In fact, they are worse, because if you either call our their racism or even just say we shouldn't judge people based on color, they call YOU a racist.
This is a historical piece of fine art that will only get better as time goes on.
“I don’t really consider Jewish people as white. NEITHER DO I!” 💀💀💀💀
The only difference between the two groups is that racists are honest about it. Tell a racist person he's being racist and he'll just go _"yeah, and?"_ Tell a woketivist he's being racist and he'll scream at you and call you a nazi.
“Two people who have diametrically opposed world views both have strong opinions about the same topic, that makes them the same.”
@@MindWaveStudios421 Both don't agree on the label, "All Lives Matter".
Eralia A You’re right. One person believes all lives matter, and the racist seeks to belittle their mission to make that happen by purposely misconstruing their claim that black lives matter too, taking energy and legitimacy away from a civil rights movement.
@Polaris Pike Guess what, everyone is racist to some extent. Spend any time in any non-white, non-western country, and you will see and hear a lot of racism.
@Polaris Pike I'm replaying to your 5 items above.
The fact that progressives feel sympathy for a demographic they know absolutely nothing about, nothing more than NPR can tell them, is not a virtue--it is not a virtue to project in such a way; rather it is narcissistic and conceited.
I'm highly convinced that this video is going to be played as educational material in the future to explain how a psychopathic everyone was in this day and age
You’re implying a world where this gets better and not horribly worse, and I’m here for it lol.
@@notmyname9191 omg youre right. I just watched the Timcast IRL podcast with Philip Labonte. And i must say things certainly are dire. Especially after the incident with the cattle ranchers in nevada. It does inspire hope though.
@thomas gum
It’ll be the chapter before the “global warming hoax” and after the “pandemic hoax”
I hope that means the future will be less dystopian. /crossing fingers
@@moderatethinker I can’t tell if this is sarcasm and it’s scaring me
Average 4-chan user meets average Reddit user
n-no, i'm not woke, i'm racist!
the difference being one knows who they are and the other are hypocrites!
I'm not racist in fact I like all races, normal, black, gay and women
Newt What about Nascar though?
@@stielimusterman3066 Ayo fuck nascar
And of course never forget that poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids
You forgot that islam is also a race now.
But christianity is not.
That's why if you question islam, you are a racist, but if you question christianity, you are NOT.
Dude, the half marathon sucks
This man is bold for wearing a shirt that says “racist” in public
@reinhard earlin
Dude they literally make a joke about that in this skit
Which one?
Ryan Long commented on it briefly during the podcast episode he did after this.
Why wear a “Racist” shirt when wearing white skin is apparently enough!?
@@johnskrb lol fax
Now I understand why my Politic Professor told me "Wokism is just the Segregationist movement branded as left with more "inclusive" words."
Define woke
@@angelc1167 Those who says they are 'aware of social inequality', but still wants people divided by their skin color.
@@angelc1167woke is taking a look at race relations through a Marxist lens.
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandlewhat would that be
@@ad3lisfrenchto be woke you have to accept that the current status quo already divides people by race by your own definition
This was made 3 years ago. If it were made today, they both would agree on the subject of hating jews.
very true
Kinda ? I've seen way more hate towards jews from woke people than from "far right" racists tbh
My woke Cousins have never hung out with a black person ever. I brought my black roommate to Thanksgiving once, and they where talking to him like he just got pulled out of an African tribe, and didn't understand what anything was. He got really offended, but he let it slide cause he was a guest. I had some words with them though.
sorry your roomie's TG was tarnished by the woke/racists. the situation you describe would be good material for a comic tragedy play
That's a little racist.
Hi Marcus. This is salt. Do you know what salt is? Can you say salt? Ohhh good job! Salt goes on food. Watch me do it, now you try!
@@youtubeshypocrisy "This is a magical device known as a computer!"
"Oh yeah I have a PC of my own-"
"Now this might surprise you, but it works using lightning"
@@saltyamalgamate lmao 🤣 I’m dead
the funniest part about this video is that i actually have experienced ridicule for being a black man dating a white person, specifically from woke white people
Use their own logic against them. Call them racist. And watch them stfu. You gotta fight fire with fire sometimes
@@HowTwo007 have you ever met a woke white girl? they are literally barking at people. I don't need that kind of headache in my life I know if I say anything to them they will twist it to be an attack on women and make me look bad
@@cheetochi8136 You had suffragettes that were part of the Women’s KKK branch so if you call her a KKK supporter then she would go insane.
I can somehow imagine that. :D
Their "anti-racism" is just justified racism. I thought we got rid of the "stick to your own" bullshit decades ago.
Divided by race, united by racism!
If anything this has only gotten more accurate over time.
Can we add "White couples should not adopt needing black children" to this video, because apparently this is also up there now
@A for Carrot twitter.com/DrIbram/status/1309916696296198146
Also "only black teachers should teach black children."
@@Dennis-nc3vw I actually agree with that. I want to be challenged, not treated like I'm less
@@kiwikiwi2483 if you're taught by another race you're being treated as less? ....makes perfect sense... 🙄
@@benj1b Little boy, stop acting as if white teachers don't teach little Johnny something different and more advanced than what they teach little Jerome