this game has a special place in my heart as the most original weird Japanese PlayStation game in all its glory. i mean its got gay time travelling witches that defeat biblically accurate angels by bdsm torturing them with their hair, while serving immeasurable cunt (with fly me to the moon).. this whole sentence could ONLY be real in an early 2000s Japanese game. i love this game so much and i really believe it has its own niche cult for so many years cause its just so fun.
One of my favourite attacks of Bayonetta is when an angel is on the floor, she kickes it to get it on all fours and, listen... smack them booty with the whip weapon to finally punch them away while she laughs...ICON BRILLIANT AMAZING SHOW STOPPER GIRL BOSS
I just came from the Oscar video and was SHOCKED that you are such a new TH-camr. I’m glad the algorithm picked up your Oscar video because your content is amazing! Instant subscribe. Thank you so much, you are doing amazing! ❤️
I had no idea that this is what Bayonetta is like. this is objectively both the best and worst video game ever made. the production quality is fantastic.
Almost nothing could have prepared me for how much I was going to be astonished by the content of this game and how much I was going to be in stitches enjoying your video about it 😂👍
@@EvasiveOne I watched every minute of this, continually in awe of what I was seeing and also continually giggling at how you put it together. One day if you have a Patreon you can release the long cut to members, heh
Honestly this has to be one of the most educational videos of Bayonetta on this platform cause I was not prepared for an oz of knowledge. But seriously great editing
You remind me both of my first crush, a cute scene cis girl that had to keep her hair blonde because of dress code at school so had bright makeup every day and was extremely sarcastic and had the best vibes, and one of my best friends, a lovely trans girl i helped inspire to explore her gender whose laugh sounds like music and has similar humor to you. your deadpan wit is so noticed and reminds me of some of my favorite people ive known but yeah anyway ill never play bay myself but have friends that do so this also has that vibe for me and now i know wayyyy more about what theyre talking about THANK you
I've been binge watching your videos the past few days and I have to say, this is my favorite among a TON of amazing videos. God, I love Bayonetta so much, I think it gave my young brain a gay cultural reset (also is that Teddie P4 in the background fhbhsbjhbsbrsh I'm dying)
Thank you sm! I wanna do more videos on games like this but this video wasn’t a hit views wise so I’ll probably wait until I have a bigger audience before I try this again 😮💨
Cereza: Mummy! Bayonetta: Whoa hey now I've never made any babies... not that I don't enjoy attempting to Lesbians: That's weird I went momentarily deaf for second oh well
@Evasive Valid, but it's just so weird that overtime it basically went from "Bayonetta is a disgusting fetishic display only meant for the male gaze" to "Bayonetta is a lesbian icon and no straight man has every attracted to her"
Hilarious videos about all the best picture winners, a Danimals sweepstakes AND one of my favorite games?? *eagerly waits for another video I didn't know I needed*
This video is perfect! I always trust people who appreciate Bayonetta, and this is a hilarious recap. Your writing is wonderful, and the pacing was great, I hope more people see this because Bayo 1 is one of my favorite games of all time. There are so many good moments in the game that I wish I could show people to convince them to experience it and this sums that all up perfectly.
I love this game so much... Like an unnatural amount, and I just found your channel and was elated to see you made a video about one of my favorite videogames!
I was not prepared for the slayery of this video holy hell, I think I might have to watch it again tomorrow. I am so happy I got recommended the Oscars video
Evasive, I’m just some dipshit rando on TH-cam, and, would you please consider doing more video game reviews? This was an absolute treat- truly, Bayonetta is the one and only game I’ve ever felt compelled to abuse myself through attaining all platinum trophies.
I actually set up a second channel for gaming content that I’ll debut either next month or the month after, but it’ll probably be more live stream and let’s play type stuff. I want to do more explanations of game plots this one but this didn’t get many views so I probably won’t try it again until I have a bigger audience
Literally screech laughing over here You're awesome XD Also this was the first video game I played that I got really into on my own, it holds a special place in my heart and you did it Umbra justice ❤
Laughed out loud so many times during this video, I’ve never played bayonetta before and thought I knew it was crazy, but I still wasn’t prepared for how insane it really is :’) thanks for making this video, great watch
How has it been FIFTEEN years since I played this very subtle unassuming Sonic the Hedgehog fan game?! Your descriptions and reactions should be officially sanctioned as canon. I can see how this may have had a profound impact on your thirteen year old personal development, it appears to have worked wonders. Brilliantly observed and presented, thank you for your efforts.
I wish this video had done better so I could follow it up with more video game plot descriptions there's truly no shortage of wild game plots to talk about
@@EvasiveOnePerhaps the algorithm gods will smile upon you yet, after all it took a year for this to wend it's way to me. At any rate, I'll be checking out your other content and wish you every continued success.
If you like Bayonetta and want even more crazy stuff like it, you should check out the Devil May Cry series. It was created by the same dude who made this one of kind masterpiece game. Also I love your reactions and edits to all of this 😂
Ah yes. Sexy devil may cry lol iv been binge watching your vids and honestly don’t know how you don’t have more subscribers. Hope you do more game content in the future
i watched your oscars video like 2 weeks ago and im continuing this video from a week ago now, for person that’s really just getting started with youtube videos you are very entertaining, i love your edits and humor, hope you keep it up with these types of videos
I absolutely loooooovvvveeeee Bayonetta, the outfits, the theme song, the action, the story, and the jokes. I'm a woman and the overtly sexual positions just make it more outrageously hilarious to me, and doing the special attacks are superb. I got the special edition when 2 came out, ergh it's just so good ❤❤ Sorry rant over 😅 ❤❤
Now, I knew Beyonetta had to be cunty. I have never delved much into the plot though, because I am notoriously Ass at most video games. But like. This thing is _steeped_ in queerness. I want to play it now and see someone do a full queer analysis. Fuck me.
is the guy who did the “BAYONETTA’S ASS” clip the Nintendo ShitCube guy? maybe im just racist and cant tell slavic voices apart but it sounds eerily similar to him
this game has a special place in my heart as the most original weird Japanese PlayStation game in all its glory. i mean its got gay time travelling witches that defeat biblically accurate angels by bdsm torturing them with their hair, while serving immeasurable cunt (with fly me to the moon).. this whole sentence could ONLY be real in an early 2000s Japanese game. i love this game so much and i really believe it has its own niche cult for so many years cause its just so fun.
One of my favourite attacks of Bayonetta is when an angel is on the floor, she kickes it to get it on all fours and, listen... smack them booty with the whip weapon to finally punch them away while she laughs...ICON BRILLIANT AMAZING SHOW STOPPER GIRL BOSS
I just came from the Oscar video and was SHOCKED that you are such a new TH-camr. I’m glad the algorithm picked up your Oscar video because your content is amazing! Instant subscribe. Thank you so much, you are doing amazing! ❤️
Same here!
Ikr? Editing is 10/10 too!
I had no idea that this is what Bayonetta is like. this is objectively both the best and worst video game ever made. the production quality is fantastic.
I feel like a lot of offices have free snacks, but these guys had free cocaine
Almost nothing could have prepared me for how much I was going to be astonished by the content of this game and how much I was going to be in stitches enjoying your video about it 😂👍
This is one of those pieces of media that really has to be seen to be believed, and I had to cut out so much for time too… 😳
@@EvasiveOne I watched every minute of this, continually in awe of what I was seeing and also continually giggling at how you put it together. One day if you have a Patreon you can release the long cut to members, heh
I wish Joe Pesci would have stuck around as a sidekick.
Honestly this has to be one of the most educational videos of Bayonetta on this platform cause I was not prepared for an oz of knowledge. But seriously great editing
0:56 Okay I feel my internal organs shriveling up and slowly crumbling into dust.
PLEASE i am BEGGING for you to recap the second game lmaooo i love the bayo games so much
I wish I could but this video didn’t get nearly enough views 🙃
You remind me both of my first crush, a cute scene cis girl that had to keep her hair blonde because of dress code at school so had bright makeup every day and was extremely sarcastic and had the best vibes, and one of my best friends, a lovely trans girl i helped inspire to explore her gender whose laugh sounds like music and has similar humor to you. your deadpan wit is so noticed and reminds me of some of my favorite people ive known but yeah anyway ill never play bay myself but have friends that do so this also has that vibe for me and now i know wayyyy more about what theyre talking about THANK you
this is too kind thank you 💝
There are schools that require you to be blonde?
@@atro-citynot that, they probably just couldn’t have dyed hair
bayonetta is the girlbossiest girlboss that ever girlbossed
That VA did an incredible Pesci Impression. ImPesci-on.
16:25 damn the story line is even more crazy than kingdom hearts hahahaha
Ahh yes Bayonetta, that weird ass game with that WAIT THIS FUCKING GAME IS FOURTEEN YEARS OLD?!?!
the bayonetta story really is hilarious huh
hollywood could never make something like this
I've been binge watching your videos the past few days and I have to say, this is my favorite among a TON of amazing videos. God, I love Bayonetta so much, I think it gave my young brain a gay cultural reset (also is that Teddie P4 in the background fhbhsbjhbsbrsh I'm dying)
Thank you sm! I wanna do more videos on games like this but this video wasn’t a hit views wise so I’ll probably wait until I have a bigger audience before I try this again 😮💨
My older cousin gave me this game back in 2012 when I got a Xbox360. I haven't been the same ever since. Loved this video so much!
You have the kind of humour that could make even my dad laugh
I watched this viedo too many times now... I have to play the game
8:40 this one-liner is a reference to the original Devil May Cry, which was also directed by Hideki Kamiya
LMAO the music during the surfing part matches so well with her dance moves. 😂
This is a goddamn masterpiece.
Cereza: Mummy!
Bayonetta: Whoa hey now I've never made any babies... not that I don't enjoy attempting to
Lesbians: That's weird I went momentarily deaf for second oh well
In my headcanon she’s a chaotic pansexual
@Evasive Valid, but it's just so weird that overtime it basically went from "Bayonetta is a disgusting fetishic display only meant for the male gaze" to "Bayonetta is a lesbian icon and no straight man has every attracted to her"
@@ShalathePrinny tbh I think it’s mostly because smash bros introduced her to a new audience and that new audience was gay Nintendo fans
that's not implying she's had sex with men, it's implying she's super fucking horny. as a gay man i can confirm-
Hilarious videos about all the best picture winners, a Danimals sweepstakes AND one of my favorite games?? *eagerly waits for another video I didn't know I needed*
This video is perfect! I always trust people who appreciate Bayonetta, and this is a hilarious recap. Your writing is wonderful, and the pacing was great, I hope more people see this because Bayo 1 is one of my favorite games of all time. There are so many good moments in the game that I wish I could show people to convince them to experience it and this sums that all up perfectly.
I would sleep with every adult character in this game including the angels and god
yes yes yes. pls do the rest of the bayonetta series
Your work is so phenomenal. The Rocket Power theme working perfectly? BRILLIANT!
I love this game so much... Like an unnatural amount, and I just found your channel and was elated to see you made a video about one of my favorite videogames!
The plot is so fucking insane oh my god I love it
I was not prepared for the slayery of this video holy hell, I think I might have to watch it again tomorrow. I am so happy I got recommended the Oscars video
Uuummm, what?!?
Like, like... is playing this game like watching The Room?
I can't even process what I just learned here today.
I just commented on the previous video for the Yakuza music references, but Koi No Disco Queen too? Hell yeah!
Evasive, I’m just some dipshit rando on TH-cam, and, would you please consider doing more video game reviews? This was an absolute treat- truly, Bayonetta is the one and only game I’ve ever felt compelled to abuse myself through attaining all platinum trophies.
I actually set up a second channel for gaming content that I’ll debut either next month or the month after, but it’ll probably be more live stream and let’s play type stuff.
I want to do more explanations of game plots this one but this didn’t get many views so I probably won’t try it again until I have a bigger audience
That God Is A Woman mashup is everything 🩵
Literally screech laughing over here
You're awesome XD
Also this was the first video game I played that I got really into on my own, it holds a special place in my heart and you did it Umbra justice ❤
Ok, fine, I'll play Bayonetta again.
I love this game so much, it's so completely unhinged in the best way.
My 8 foot tall transfem icon Bayonetta, who made me the woman I am today
Your humor has just the right amount of dryness. It reminds me of a certain Bayonetta poster.
Laughed out loud so many times during this video, I’ve never played bayonetta before and thought I knew it was crazy, but I still wasn’t prepared for how insane it really is :’) thanks for making this video, great watch
this is one of my most underrated videos thank u :,)
Vigrid is not the Vatican tho. It's Park Güell, a famous modernist park in Barcelona
Design wise for sure, but lore wise it’s the Vatican
This game has resonated in my brain since I saw the first cutscene in 2015, chemically altered it actually.
“now it’s time to fight super pope”
This reinforces my love for video games so gd much
Immaculate editing
How has it been FIFTEEN years since I played this very subtle unassuming Sonic the Hedgehog fan game?! Your descriptions and reactions should be officially sanctioned as canon. I can see how this may have had a profound impact on your thirteen year old personal development, it appears to have worked wonders. Brilliantly observed and presented, thank you for your efforts.
I wish this video had done better so I could follow it up with more video game plot descriptions there's truly no shortage of wild game plots to talk about
@@EvasiveOnePerhaps the algorithm gods will smile upon you yet, after all it took a year for this to wend it's way to me. At any rate, I'll be checking out your other content and wish you every continued success.
The Bayonetta and Yakuza series I just love so much :,) so iconic
You made me laugh! Thanks for the video. I wish the later games still had these angels to fight from the first game!
Damn this was a whole ass ride... Pun not intended... Maybe.
oh so THAT’S where that version of fly me to the moon comes from
I can’t believe one of my favorite TH-camrs is also a Bayonetta fan…. When you have a million subs please do a video on Bayonetta origins 🙏
Spoiler. I played this game and I had no idea this was the plot.
your channel is too excellent; dudester please continue making videos [if you want to of course, and if you want to i await with great excitement]
After watching the rest of your content, why am I not surprised you were allowed to play Bayonetta . . . cool vids tho cx
hideki kamiya has me blocked because i asked about bayo 3 once. also just LOVE bayonetta so much
I wish my dance moves summoned monsters
That's all I want outta life 😌
Hey! I just find your channel and I liked it very much! Thank you for explaining Bayonetta for us!
Honestly got the 3rd one a month ago.... and its campy as FVCK I love it!
This is my favorite video on youtube.
If you like Bayonetta and want even more crazy stuff like it, you should check out the Devil May Cry series. It was created by the same dude who made this one of kind masterpiece game. Also I love your reactions and edits to all of this 😂
DMC is a series I’ve been meaning to get into! I tried DMC 1 a couple times before but couldn’t get into it, maybe I should try 3 or 4 or 5
@@EvasiveOne Try DMC 3, is a prequel with the origins of Dante and the badass debut of Lady in the franchise
Ah yes. Sexy devil may cry lol iv been binge watching your vids and honestly don’t know how you don’t have more subscribers. Hope you do more game content in the future
this one I made when I was still figuring out what the channel should be but I’d love to make another video like this sometime ✨
i watched your oscars video like 2 weeks ago and im continuing this video from a week ago now, for person that’s really just getting started with youtube videos you are very entertaining, i love your edits and humor, hope you keep it up with these types of videos
I'm so glad I watched your she's the man video
Where were you all this time
I just watched your more recent content and subscribed. I hope you’ve played the other games in the series.
I’m playing Bayo 3 now finally! I played 2 years ago
5:48 neuron activated
This was a fever dream 🥵
I don't game, but have obsessively played kingdom hearts more than 30 times. That's it lol. However, I just might have a go at this game
love how the animorph thing never even came up in the video XD pls do one for Bayonetta 2
I loved this so much thank you ❤️!!
I absolutely loooooovvvveeeee Bayonetta, the outfits, the theme song, the action, the story, and the jokes. I'm a woman and the overtly sexual positions just make it more outrageously hilarious to me, and doing the special attacks are superb. I got the special edition when 2 came out, ergh it's just so good ❤❤ Sorry rant over 😅 ❤❤
So, I didn't see anyone else mention it, but that's not spandex she is wearing. It's her hair. That's my understanding anyway.
Now, I knew Beyonetta had to be cunty. I have never delved much into the plot though, because I am notoriously Ass at most video games. But like. This thing is _steeped_ in queerness. I want to play it now and see someone do a full queer analysis. Fuck me.
11:07 You... didn't show The Iron Trojan Horse SPECIFIC to that Nympho Angel. Also, 10:30 👼 face monster is TRUE picophilia!
I love this video thank you
i see the persona 4 print 👀 a video like this but on persona 4 would make my year
I loved it do bayonetta 2 and 3 ur video was awesome.
I wonder will she review Bayonetta 2?
You gotta do a sequel with Bayonetta 2.
please dear god do bayonetta 2
fantastic video
Very funny video and many comedy funny haha made me tee hee hoo hoo ha ha.
this is why i only play pikmin games
I tried to play the original game but being a young pervert I got distracted. Lol
You should do a video on Cruelty Squad; the most relavent game I'm aware of atm.
Loosing it at the cutaway texts.
is the guy who did the “BAYONETTA’S ASS” clip the Nintendo ShitCube guy? maybe im just racist and cant tell slavic voices apart but it sounds eerily similar to him
you’re 100% right that’s the Nintendo Shitcube guy
This video was so fucking yummy
when is vidoe on bayo 2 coming
Is the Bayo poster guy the same one who did Nintendo Shitcube?
It was the very same guy yes
*oh* *,* *okay* *.* *.* *.*
So. Haven't watched yet, and I want to play. How Animorphs is it?
Please do 2 and 3😂❤
have you played ninja gaiden?
Cute
Loving the video so far but it's not leather she is wearing but her hair.
if I was Bayonetta I would animorph myself into someone who could see without glasses
Woo
Bayonetta's ASS!
so fucking yummy