When I was a senior in high school we had a similar project where we write a letter to ourselves 4 years in the future and I also wrote the opening line as "I hope you're not alive to read this" as a little J&A reference
I don't know where Amir comes up with his monologues, they're genius. I wonder how much he adlibs, or just adlibs while writing material and records it all down.
They both write the episodes beforehand. There's some adlibbing but generally it's by script. They're both writers for collegehumor after all. Or were at the time of filming.
I turned 30 today. I remember watching this at 20 thinking "damn, Amir is older than I thought. 30 is getting up there!" Now look at me. Nearly a decade old with nothing to show for it save for a couple successful business ventures and a lovely wife 😢
I just woke up, and my eyes were fkn glued shut from conjunctivitis. It's my 19th birthday and this was the first video I saw today. Ty jake and Amir. Dis was a fkn good vid.
This may seem random but I'm looking for an episode where Amir gets hit on the forehead and starts badly bleeding and he says "yah sliced me yah really diced me"
keep your head up. the one constant in life is change. be patient and persevere and things will change for the better. you'll look back on this difficult time in your life and reflect on how your determination and persistence made you stronger
how many times can that one guy die ive seen at least 3 times he gets hit then someone says "He's dead" ether he's the office zombie or they don't have a firm grasp on what dead means
Wait, how many rosies are there? The two dudes at the very end of the video look exactly alike, minus the hair, and they both played the same character in the Citizens Arrest video. Are they twins or something?
I don't actually, I only watch their videos, but I may give their podcasts a listen, now that I think I've watched every single J&A episode in existence.
Oh, I get it now. After like six years I get it: Amir wants people to care about him, he wants to be famous, but the only thing that gets him attention is being awful. So as depressed as he is, he can't stop making things worse, because at least it gets Jake to pay attention to him for a few minutes every week.
"Turns out every single student sent a letter to me! All starting out with the same sentence, Dear Amir, I hope your not alive to read this...This one's from the teacher!!!" LMFAO
“How do you know Doobs?” Gets me everytime
He says it so genuinely, I love it so much
He delivers it so perfectly
@@ImSquiggsincredible delivery
@@ImSquiggs Amir delivers everything perfectly. Genuinely one of the most naturally talented comic actors I've ever seen
Every single time lol the best line in the series imo
Amir's dad was dishonourably discharged so badly, he friggen moved.
Friggen moved not twice but thrice during the span of 18 months
wow
A comment from 6 years ago with 666 likes... nice.
Please guys, don't like this comment anymore.
@@hittingyouoverthehead I made a deal with the devil many years ago. This is the result. I was patient.
Oooohhh... dishonorably discharged sounds like a euphemism for something lol
When I was a senior in high school we had a similar project where we write a letter to ourselves 4 years in the future and I also wrote the opening line as "I hope you're not alive to read this" as a little J&A reference
Well are you?
@@ashishsb9075he dead
Also… Avicii died 😮
“Ever had a shit day? I’ve had a shit life!” I love that line so much.
It’s quite relatable 😅
So Kyle's card didn't start with "I hope you're not alive to read this".
First of all Kyle was his best friend.
Second, it was implied with "Die."
I guess
Back here on Amir’s actual birthday in 2021- where coincidentally, the Bills are doing damn good at the moment
But Amir isn't dead... Sadly
And to be honest, has a successful business and a lovely wife…
still no superbowl :/
@@jamespusey7186 GO BILLS!
and now he has a lovely wife!
Jake's "what" delivery is absolute gold
Love the look of acknowledgement after reading "I hope you're not alive to read this"
With the "so..."
I never noticed the reference to Doobs in this video. I must've never seen him the first time I watched this.
Their comedy is subtle gold. Like a soft quiet fart that doesn't stink.
CircumcisionIsChildAbuse how do you forget a name like Doubligné?
how do you know doobs?
Lol. There was a doobs episode only a few weeks later.
Same this was one of the first episodes I watched
I don't know where Amir comes up with his monologues, they're genius. I wonder how much he adlibs, or just adlibs while writing material and records it all down.
They both write the episodes beforehand. There's some adlibbing but generally it's by script. They're both writers for collegehumor after all. Or were at the time of filming.
He's married to the script, but he's willing to cheat!
I only just noticed that the paper from Ms. Nesbit VERY clearly says “Mrs.” not “Ms.” if you pause it lol
Miz Nesbit?
MISS Nesbit, actually... She would have been pissed at you...
Jakes face at 2:06 is just perfect. It sums up his expression about the whole series
0:22 Naw... Bad you!
That line is Pure magic.
He's dead? More like, "He's bread."
Heeheee..
YOU'VE BEEN HAZED
Ohhh from the bread one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😂
he was bread the whole time
You mean he’s chalk- I mean bread... now you got me saying it!
I turned 30 today. I remember watching this at 20 thinking "damn, Amir is older than I thought. 30 is getting up there!"
Now look at me. Nearly a decade old with nothing to show for it save for a couple successful business ventures and a lovely wife 😢
You don't have those things
@@mogulloyd2071 Kick him while he's down why dontcha!
@@mogulloyd2071 Kick him while he's down why don't ya?!
@mogulloyd2071 Kick them while they're down, why dont'cha?
ssshhhhaa.... It's gonna be a rough moment when you hit 40 and see this.
I casually went to MTV2 & was watching Pranked. I SAW YOU AND I WAS FANGIRLING.
How many times has Rosie died?
Thrice in a span of 18 months. I wonder if he's faking it
Oh my God! They killed Rosie! You bastards!
does rosie have a twin?? i just noticed this!
Dave Rosenberg!
I just noticed this, too. We can't be the only ones.
"Dear Amir: DIE. go bills!" I was crying with laughter
It’s my 30th birthday today and had to come watch this :)
DOOBS was in his class LOL!!!!
Not only am I now as old as Amir in this episode, I’ve also been a Jake & Amir fan for about 15 yrs, almost half my life
I also came back to watch this episode on my 30th birthday
"MS NESBITT! She woulda been pissed at you" is immortal
I think I've been trained to laugh at the sound of Amir's voice.
I just woke up, and my eyes were fkn glued shut from conjunctivitis.
It's my 19th birthday and this was the first video I saw today. Ty jake and Amir. Dis was a fkn good vid.
Lol they did the same "He's dead" skit from the episode 'Bread'
+ChrisP Muffin would've been funny if they said "He's bread"
Except... mind blown! It's actually the Rosenburg brothers! I never noticed that before - I always thought there was only one Rosenberg.
ajnode There's a podcast called Twinnovation that they host, check it out
They do the same in "Thanksgiving Scroll", except Amir's the one that's dead.
+kevin doan he was bread the whole time
Congratulations on your publishing
like my 5th time watching this and still can't get over "bad birthday? nah, bad you"
same here
Which episode is the originator of "Bad me? No. Bad you." I see it in so many episodes and it makes me laugh, but I'm unsure of where it came from.
Same!
+Michael Kopischke Anywhere he wears the jacket.
Is the quote original to Jake and Amir or is he quoting something from popular culture?
+Michael Kopischke I think its original, all of the repeated j&a jokes they make themselves I think. most of them at least
+Michael Kopischke maybe "icebreakers"
Go Bills
I felt this way last year.....And every year since I was 21. so sad.
First line Amir said "Ever had a shit day?" I literally laughed out loud uncontrollably.
Sees new jake and amir video, get happy. Seen it on college humor a month ago.
I shit you not I said "What?" out loud at the same time as Jake at 2:07. I love this show
bro i love your picture, i was trying to crush the spider for like a full minute
Rosie fell the wrong way... LOL
Emily Christmas present from Murph is on Amir's desk at 0:03 and he's looks reallly good
Same Ms Nesbit that had that tea party with Buzz Lightyear?
Kind of a Channel was looking for this comment
You're thinking of Mrs nesbit.
@@mikejackson7703 ohh she would've been pissed at you
Lol you guys just made my B-day.
I love that doobs reference it shows real friendship
Real rivalry!
Weird, today is my 30th birthday, same day this was published. Good birthday present! Thanks Jake and Amir.
i had the same assignment like 3 weeks ago and i put i hope your not alive to read this .
i was sent to detention .
Do you see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit! HAHAHAHAHA
My mom is a French Canadian Queen, and my dad is an army rat. Lol I just bursted out laughing at that part
That guy who helped the fallen one has good reflexes.
I love how he says mainly instead of namely, and also Jake trying not to laugh at the 'rat coward' thing
The spider on your profile pic scared the shit out of me.
This may seem random but I'm looking for an episode where Amir gets hit on the forehead and starts badly bleeding and he says "yah sliced me yah really diced me"
I know what episode you are talking about but i dont know which one it is either and now its bugging me haha
+Reese Jones (FatBatCatGaming) I figured it out its birfday
YOU REALLY CUT ME, YOU CUT ME BAD
It's Birfday, if you didn't find it
Dont you mean Murphday
I love you guys. I've seen every episode maybe 3 times lol
it's nostalgic now but it keeps going, so it's a very good experience, keep making more :)
It made you nostalgic 8 years ago?!
This hurts man!
keep your head up. the one constant in life is change. be patient and persevere and things will change for the better. you'll look back on this difficult time in your life and reflect on how your determination and persistence made you stronger
One of the best Jake and Amirs in a while.
The fuck?! There are Rosenberg twins?! How did I never notice that before!
That "how do you know Doobs" with the high pitched voice, I'm dead :D
how many times can that one guy die ive seen at least 3 times he gets hit then someone says "He's dead" ether he's the office zombie or they don't have a firm grasp on what dead means
oh my god that face at 0:39 xD cracked me up so hard!
@2:04 Jake is trying so hard not to laugh
this is the best "genre" of jake and amir
He just turned 40 and still looks about the same
That head contains the "HUH". We must open it, rejoice in its glorious content.
GO BILLS!!!
Miss Nezzbit is who Buzz pretends to be in Toy Story when he goes insane. Haha!
This year in 2019 is the closest the Bills have been to a Super Bowl since those letters were written.
2022 even closer, maybe...
Every time the "...so" bits get me
this must have been funny, because my husband, who makes fun of me for watching these videos, even laughed out loud!!! niiiiiiiice
This was uploaded on my birthday :3
Very good acting in this episode. Really very good acting
Best Braai Except at 2:06 Where Jake is laughing.
+jakeel85 that's probably the best he got so he went with it.
you're adding love
think i know someone like amir.
You know a pimp and a cool??
I only just realized this is one of the few cold opens in Jake and Amir
That outro is new?
wildreams probably old, since this was 7 years ago. Idk tho, maybe new at the time, if you’re watching in order
Love how when Rosie get's hit with the football he dives in the opposite direction, towards the ball. xD
Wait, how many rosies are there? The two dudes at the very end of the video look exactly alike, minus the hair, and they both played the same character in the Citizens Arrest video. Are they twins or something?
They're twins, Jeff and Dave Rosenberg
xXthecrazymeXx Whoa seriously? I didn't know that
do you listen to their podcast? Dave Rosenberg is a frequent topic of conversation lol
I don't actually, I only watch their videos, but I may give their podcasts a listen, now that I think I've watched every single J&A episode in existence.
I highly recommend their podcast, its even better than the vids
Amir says everything so smoothly.
Oh, I get it now. After like six years I get it: Amir wants people to care about him, he wants to be famous, but the only thing that gets him attention is being awful. So as depressed as he is, he can't stop making things worse, because at least it gets Jake to pay attention to him for a few minutes every week.
Amir had such a bad 30th birthday, that his dad freakin MOVED!!!!
Guarantee when the outtakes vid comes out, Jake laughs at the "Army Rat" line a couple times. He almost lost it here 2:05
His teacher was buzz lightyear. 1:16
GO BILLS
Happy Birthday Amir! Have a good one!
Lolol the congressional medal of dishonour.
Ms Nesbit's letter is signed "Mrs Nesbit"
777,444th view
i feel honored
You've just received the black heart: the congressional medal of DISHONOR!
It's like watching Star Wars for the first time all over again, just more exciting
Oh my god Amir must be almost 40 now
only about 2 weeks from 38, actually!
I thought I saw a scroll on the opening tab and had to click this one. There isn't one, but this is better.
Me, a bills fan:
-1hp
Ouch, My heart
I love how close to cracking up Jake is throughout this episode
Those letters sounded like a bunch of youtube comments
GO BILLS!
why is everyone dying?!
WHY!?!?!
This is the funniest episode they ever did
I HAD A 6TH GRADE TEACHER NAME MRS NESBIT
Jai K Miss Nesbit. She would be so pissed at you.
That escalated quickly.
Go bills lol
"Turns out every single student sent a letter to me! All starting out with the same sentence, Dear Amir, I hope your not alive to read this...This one's from the teacher!!!" LMFAO
Dave isnt wearing a hat :O
Someone help me I can't stop watching.
2m views for 900 likes is so funny
Thanks! :D
can’t believe it’s been 10 years. Celebrating 40
You guys are amazing