You can't tell me it's not comedy gold when Jake says "This is chalk. No, like, this bread is legitimately chalk" and then just pulls out a chalkboard and starts drawing.
Saying “try this homemade jam” and handing him a small rabbit in a Tupperware container is probably the finest piece of comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. Say what you will about anything else they’ve done, but this is surrealist humor at its finest.
Omg, this is the funniest jake and amir video i have seen so far, i was laughing so hard, even after the video. Congrats college humor, yiu just earned a subscriber!
He comes into work (probably late) in a poncho when it's not wet, talks in questions, calls himself Jake, and rambled about bread that's actually chalk, threatens to kill a bunny. Also he's out of breathe the entire time.
I always loved this particular episode because it portrays their relationship so well. Amir being a super weird and hyper confident and Jake being his contrasting counterpart
Lol,you're right actually,we all know that's not what Jake meant :) But the image that Jake is somewhat smart needs to be preserved in dealings with Amir...
It's funny. I listen to their podcast and the real Jake sounds like a pretty smart guy, but if the topic is even rometely scientific/mathematical his brain just sort of just shuts down.
***** Hexates You guys are dumb as fuck. How do you not understand by now that Jake is just as insecure as Amir, the episodes where they "switch" roles is just Jake showing his insecurities. Why do you think Amir is Jake's only friend?
no way amir can handle that bread with his soft teeth
+ckmhut way too soft man
+Max Mustermann They're like little squares of velvet!
Because the floss is a bitch that keeps nicking him.
Nope, Jake's teeth are just way to hard. Amir is a god. The Most Bitchly god.
I'm crying tears of soy with these comments😂
"you know what jake,"
"-amir-"
"jake"
xD
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Can't believe this series is still going. And they're still as funny as ever.
So funny! These make my day every time
Too soon!
Can't believe it either.... :(
r0y02 ;(
I got some bad news to tell you...
He was bread the whole time
It was bread all along
what episode is that from, I always quote it but I don't know why
Rob Spendelow it’s the Amir and Ben fasting contest
TheCrashLandon thank you so much!!!!!
The commenter who wrote this is a philosopher and a cool, upvote him to karma heaven
Why is the fact that amir is totally out of breath never addressed?
I was wondering about that. What the fludge?
Preston Johnson-Roy If you don't answer why Rosie keeps dying, no one is going to answer you.
stevedorry He's cursed
Erick Matthew Lynch Ever tried to catch a scared rabbit?
Preston Johnson-Roy jake probably put some kind of hex on him! That witch doctor; that that that sorcerer!!!
That bread looks really good actually. Give daddy a bite!
MrReelio3 I'm going home.
i don't like what just happened
Have fun eating chalk
Im not ok with what just happend
Happy daddies day
You can't tell me it's not comedy gold when Jake says "This is chalk. No, like, this bread is legitimately chalk" and then just pulls out a chalkboard and starts drawing.
hey its you from the erb wiki
I wanna know HOW THE FUCK they got chalk into bread.
Bradley Horowitz It's chalk, man, didn't you hear the guy?
This is the closest they've ever been to a monty python skit in sillyness
You can't forget that jam too
Amir: Excuse you.
Jake: Excuse you!
Amir: No, excuse you!
Jake: Absolutely excuse you!
Excuse...
Honestly, I've watched this video so many times that I actually say these words in real life...
@@dixiecronin7791 I have made "Excuse you" a permanent part of my vocabulary since watching this first in 2013, and no one ever gets the reference.
Saying “try this homemade jam” and handing him a small rabbit in a Tupperware container is probably the finest piece of comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. Say what you will about anything else they’ve done, but this is surrealist humor at its finest.
And to think that Zac and Grant were under the desk the whole time...
i was searching for a comment like that!
Which video was that again?
Nvm. Figured out it was stop making us kiss
@@theramo0 It was considerate for you to reply so other people would know.
Jerome Alday Well someone liked my question so I figured someone here wanted to know as well.
Never tried rabbit jam before..
..Once found a hare in my marmalade though.
+Apathy badum tish!
+Apathy How does this comment not have more likes???
+Ashcool cause people didnt like it
+Apathy how would they not have understood it?
***** Yup! You got it.
There's this constructive criticism and then there's this this this this this poison!
Declan Keenan there's destructive cynicism.
This bread is poison!
It was a shaming of him.
this this this nuclear bomb of me!
classic
This is one of their more absurd and nonsensical episodes and I love every minute of it.
"He's dead"
Was anyone else just focusing on Caldwell in the back moving around and expecting him to be a part of the sketch?
absolutely excuse you
Excuse you.
my favourite thing to say
My absolute favourite Jake and Amir moments are when they either say "more than enough actually" or "excuse you". Always such hilarious timing!
I love how Jake just pulls out a fucking chalkboard.
It's even better when Amir pulls out a f---ing rabbit
Preston Johnson-Roy Jam*
So... as random as Amir is, why does Jake casually have a minichalkboard sitting around to test the chalk-bread with?
I'm betting this isn't the first time something like this has happened
Hannah Mandryk it’s surprisingly rare
because Jake is a real ass nigga that's why
Obviously, u've neva wrk'd for a website
Because Jake knows to come prepared for Amir's antics lol
So no one here has had rabbit jam?
Rabbit Jam is my favorite
Not here in Europe, please send some! =D
letenko Catch your own.
CollegeHumor But....but....how?
I'm a hamster person myself. Never got into rabbit.
1:43 Jake: "No this bread is legitimately chalk."
I cracked up so fucking hard I ran out of breath XD
TonyLoaf You mean ran out of bread?
:l
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0:53 and 0:47 supporting the theory again that they're both one and the same person and jake is just a schizophrenic.
how?
Or is Amir the schizophrenic?
Because they are both named Jake?
Amir couldn't survive in the real world. There are other videos that hint at that. I can't remember right now.
No, they’re different, it’s just that everybody’s name is Amir Blumenfeld.
there's constructive criticism and then there's this this this this this
destructive cynicism
How do you know those words?
She's 16..... Wow now you got me sayin it
I cry, cry, cried and my mom made things right by snagging a pic of my dad's cc with her phone.
You said it first!
Didn't have to
I have watched this video like a hundred times and never questioned why Jake has a chalkboard so conveniently
Even funnier when you think that's the kinda thing he'd question Amir about
That rabbit was so cute~
I'm glad Jake saved it.
The best part of this video is Grant and Zach kissing under Amir’s desk
I like how the chal- *bread* lands flat on the table after killing Rosie
I thought I was the only one that noticed.
Unknown to them Zac and Grant are making out under the desk
Thanks for the recommendation TH-cam, miss these guys, still a classic.
they are making new ones
Why doesn't this episode come up in searches?
Omg, this is the funniest jake and amir video i have seen so far, i was laughing so hard, even after the video. Congrats college humor, yiu just earned a subscriber!
I'm on a heavy rewatch binge since circa three weeks and for the moment I deem this my favourite episode
this one is legit classic
dare I say …. legit DECE. a buff & cool episode.
I have never laughed so hard at Jakes face when he was talking with that bunny in his hand xD
Funniest Jake and Amir in a while.
I love how this never explains why he was holding an umbrella or why he was panting and struggling to breathe
anyone else prefer amirs old glasses?
One of their best videos ever... I cracked up when Amir said "now you have me saying chalk you dingbat!"
He comes into work (probably late) in a poncho when it's not wet, talks in questions, calls himself Jake, and rambled about bread that's actually chalk, threatens to kill a bunny. Also he's out of breathe the entire time.
you know what'd be cool is a supercut of every time Amir calls himself Jake, there has to be at least 10 examples of that
Best one in a while!
I love how chill the jam looks
where did jake get the chalk board from
+jingerstorm Probably walmart
+jingerstorm sky mall!
+jingerstorm amir made him talk bored so he got a chalk board
he got it at a rave
*Jjkae
gotta say that the ending was just amazing
So is Zac and Grant under the table ?
The way Jake delivers his lines... So funny.
Watch out you're getting crumbs all over Zack.
"He's dead."
Good god, his face made me crack up xD
You know....none of it made sense....but I surprisingly felt an old sense of Jake and Amir!!
I'm astounded that Jake was even willing to try something that Amir cooked.
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen!
All of this was hilarious and made sense up until the end. We all know Amir would never harm a fly on Jake's head.
Ubertastic HAAAHAHA. You're right, Amir is outrageously violent, I guess I've just always looked past that...
tenoutoftenley Yeah, Amir is a total psychopath >.>
And he's straight up stabbed jake.
One of Amir's best performances I think.
Holy shit is that Beverly Toegold the Fifth in the background!?
jake pulls a blackboard out of thin air. I'm in stitches
Amir's jam is so dang cute.
Best Jake and Amir in a while!! Awesome vid
ROSIE NOOOOOOO!
lyricspeople1234 he was bread all along
Jake and Amir is by far the best thing this site has made :) more please
I like to think that Amir knew all along that it was chalk & was just trying to trick Jake into killing the rabbit for some twisted reason
omg this episode is their best in a long time
is anyone here immediately after watching stop trying to make us kiss?
probably their most surreal episode
The best part of J&A is watching Caldwell work in the background
I find myself coming back to this sketch everyday for about a week, and counting, still laughing every time. I like that =)
Poor bunny. Is so CUUUUUTE :D
I enjoy the imagery of a prop artist sticking some chalk to some bread and thinking "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"
Amir's acting is just perfect!
Jakes is a lot better
That jam was really cute.
Amir who has very good aim.
How? He was clearly aiming for Jake.
***** It's a reference to another Hardly Working.
oh, leave it alone
2:00 The zoom in on the blink is perfect.
Now I can only imagine Grant and Zac making out under the table xD
It's almost 2020 and these Jake and Amir videos are still hilarious to me. I'm never gonna stop watching these
this one was really funny
20 seconds in and I'm already falling out of my chair. Love these guys. Please, give them a show on Comedy Central.
Just so we’re clear, within the Jake and Amir “canon”, CD drives are obsolete technology but having a chalkboard on hand by your desk is normal
haha omg never stop making these epic vids
at 3:01 - i always though Rosie has got his hair cut, but obviously they are two guys. wtf
Dave and jeff
I always loved this particular episode because it portrays their relationship so well. Amir being a super weird and hyper confident and Jake being his contrasting counterpart
Caldwell's just in the back like fuck you guys I'm putting my headphones on
reckon i can honestly say ive seen this video 20+ times over the years and it stilll never fails to make me laugh
The reason why Amir is always out of breath is because he’s trying to run from himself.
But you cant ever outrun who you are.
Everywhere you go, there you jafar.
"Did you have it or not? I don't know...?" Idk why it took 8 years but that line suddenly made me LOL today
At the beginning when Amir is out of breath he kind of sounds like Jesse Pinkman :D
I died when he pulled out the rabbit jam😂
Jake and a Bunny, new series!
The ''HE'S DEAD'' joke got me good.
"This slice alone is the density of a brick" jake doesn't understand how density works.
A brick is denser than bread, fool
Well maybe the rest of the bread (not chalk,mind you!) is denser...?
Fair enough, but I highly doubt that's what Jake meant.
Lol,you're right actually,we all know that's not what Jake meant :) But the image that Jake is somewhat smart needs to be preserved in dealings with Amir...
It's funny. I listen to their podcast and the real Jake sounds like a pretty smart guy, but if the topic is even rometely scientific/mathematical his brain just sort of just shuts down.
This is the first jake and Amir I ever saw, and it’s still my favorite
Jake's teeth are really impressive.
I die every time right off the bat when he says "It's not raining outside" and Amir shakes off an umbrella xD
That was pretty funny but the rabbit thing was a bit of a stretch.
1 terrified bunny, coming up xD
Is Jake his old self again?
***** Hexates You guys are dumb as fuck. How do you not understand by now that Jake is just as insecure as Amir, the episodes where they "switch" roles is just Jake showing his insecurities. Why do you think Amir is Jake's only friend?
Best Jake and Åmir episode so far.
I lost my shit at "take this jam"
long time watcher here, this episode is what i needed after a streak of bad ones
If Amir was jonezing for a grilled cheese sandwich, then how come Jake gets the first slice the next day?
Grilled *jizz* sandwich is a euphemism for when he gets hit on the back of his frickin' face with cast-iron skillet :D
Such a cute bunny I hope it wasn’t stressed out at the thought of being turned into jam 😅
How did you manage to do that...the chalk that looks like bread
Did you hollow bread and fill it with chalk?
One of my favorite ongoing jokes that isn’t mentioned enough is Dave’s “he’s dead”