You can't tell me it's not comedy gold when Jake says "This is chalk. No, like, this bread is legitimately chalk" and then just pulls out a chalkboard and starts drawing.
Saying “try this homemade jam” and handing him a small rabbit in a Tupperware container is probably the finest piece of comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. Say what you will about anything else they’ve done, but this is surrealist humor at its finest.
He comes into work (probably late) in a poncho when it's not wet, talks in questions, calls himself Jake, and rambled about bread that's actually chalk, threatens to kill a bunny. Also he's out of breathe the entire time.
Omg, this is the funniest jake and amir video i have seen so far, i was laughing so hard, even after the video. Congrats college humor, yiu just earned a subscriber!
I always loved this particular episode because it portrays their relationship so well. Amir being a super weird and hyper confident and Jake being his contrasting counterpart
These types of episodes are so much better than the more recent ones of the past month where they put lots of cuts in, as opposed to a continuous story.
Lol,you're right actually,we all know that's not what Jake meant :) But the image that Jake is somewhat smart needs to be preserved in dealings with Amir...
It's funny. I listen to their podcast and the real Jake sounds like a pretty smart guy, but if the topic is even rometely scientific/mathematical his brain just sort of just shuts down.
So in summary This video is seven years old Most comments underneath it are about 3 to 7 years old BUT not only is this comment from just two months ago it is also from a famous youtuber. Not sure what to make of this but it's good to know that I'm not the only Jake and Amir retro binge watcher.
Why is the fact that amir is totally out of breath never addressed?
I was wondering about that. What the fludge?
Preston Johnson-Roy If you don't answer why Rosie keeps dying, no one is going to answer you.
stevedorry He's cursed
Erick Matthew Lynch Ever tried to catch a scared rabbit?
Preston Johnson-Roy jake probably put some kind of hex on him! That witch doctor; that that that sorcerer!!!
That bread looks really good actually. Give daddy a bite!
MrReelio3 I'm going home.
i don't like what just happened
Have fun eating chalk
Im not ok with what just happend
Happy daddies day
And to think that Zac and Grant were under the desk the whole time...
i was searching for a comment like that!
Which video was that again?
Nvm. Figured out it was stop making us kiss
@@theramo0 It was considerate for you to reply so other people would know.
Jerome Alday Well someone liked my question so I figured someone here wanted to know as well.
Never tried rabbit jam before..
..Once found a hare in my marmalade though.
+Apathy badum tish!
+Apathy How does this comment not have more likes???
+Ashcool cause people didnt like it
+Apathy how would they not have understood it?
***** Yup! You got it.
He was bread the whole time
It was bread all along
what episode is that from, I always quote it but I don't know why
Rob Spendelow it’s the Amir and Ben fasting contest
TheCrashLandon thank you so much!!!!!
The commenter who wrote this is a philosopher and a cool, upvote him to karma heaven
Can't believe this series is still going. And they're still as funny as ever.
So funny! These make my day every time
Too soon!
Can't believe it either.... :(
r0y02 ;(
I got some bad news to tell you...
"you know what jake,"
"-amir-"
"jake"
xD
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no way amir can handle that bread with his soft teeth
+ckmhut way too soft man
+Max Mustermann They're like little squares of velvet!
Because the floss is a bitch that keeps nicking him.
Nope, Jake's teeth are just way to hard. Amir is a god. The Most Bitchly god.
I'm crying tears of soy with these comments😂
There's this constructive criticism and then there's this this this this this poison!
Declan Keenan there's destructive cynicism.
This bread is poison!
It was a shaming of him.
this this this nuclear bomb of me!
classic
You can't tell me it's not comedy gold when Jake says "This is chalk. No, like, this bread is legitimately chalk" and then just pulls out a chalkboard and starts drawing.
hey its you from the erb wiki
I wanna know HOW THE FUCK they got chalk into bread.
Bradley Horowitz It's chalk, man, didn't you hear the guy?
This is the closest they've ever been to a monty python skit in sillyness
You can't forget that jam too
Saying “try this homemade jam” and handing him a small rabbit in a Tupperware container is probably the finest piece of comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. Say what you will about anything else they’ve done, but this is surrealist humor at its finest.
absolutely excuse you
Excuse you.
my favourite thing to say
Amir: Excuse you.
Jake: Excuse you!
Amir: No, excuse you!
Jake: Absolutely excuse you!
Excuse...
Honestly, I've watched this video so many times that I actually say these words in real life...
@@dixiecronin7791 I have made "Excuse you" a permanent part of my vocabulary since watching this first in 2013, and no one ever gets the reference.
Was anyone else just focusing on Caldwell in the back moving around and expecting him to be a part of the sketch?
This is one of their more absurd and nonsensical episodes and I love every minute of it.
"He's dead"
So... as random as Amir is, why does Jake casually have a minichalkboard sitting around to test the chalk-bread with?
I'm betting this isn't the first time something like this has happened
Hannah Mandryk it’s surprisingly rare
because Jake is a real ass nigga that's why
Obviously, u've neva wrk'd for a website
Because Jake knows to come prepared for Amir's antics lol
there's constructive criticism and then there's this this this this this
destructive cynicism
How do you know those words?
My absolute favourite Jake and Amir moments are when they either say "more than enough actually" or "excuse you". Always such hilarious timing!
She's 16..... Wow now you got me sayin it
I cry, cry, cried and my mom made things right by snagging a pic of my dad's cc with her phone.
You said it first!
Didn't have to
I'm on a heavy rewatch binge since circa three weeks and for the moment I deem this my favourite episode
this one is legit classic
dare I say …. legit DECE. a buff & cool episode.
I love how Jake just pulls out a fucking chalkboard.
It's even better when Amir pulls out a f---ing rabbit
Preston Johnson-Roy Jam*
I have watched this video like a hundred times and never questioned why Jake has a chalkboard so conveniently
Even funnier when you think that's the kinda thing he'd question Amir about
That rabbit was so cute~
I'm glad Jake saved it.
So no one here has had rabbit jam?
Rabbit Jam is my favorite
Not here in Europe, please send some! =D
letenko Catch your own.
CollegeHumor But....but....how?
I'm a hamster person myself. Never got into rabbit.
I love how chill the jam looks
Unknown to them Zac and Grant are making out under the desk
Thanks for the recommendation TH-cam, miss these guys, still a classic.
they are making new ones
I like how the chal- *bread* lands flat on the table after killing Rosie
I thought I was the only one that noticed.
1:43 Jake: "No this bread is legitimately chalk."
I cracked up so fucking hard I ran out of breath XD
TonyLoaf You mean ran out of bread?
:l
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0:53 and 0:47 supporting the theory again that they're both one and the same person and jake is just a schizophrenic.
how?
Or is Amir the schizophrenic?
Because they are both named Jake?
Amir couldn't survive in the real world. There are other videos that hint at that. I can't remember right now.
No, they’re different, it’s just that everybody’s name is Amir Blumenfeld.
Funniest Jake and Amir in a while.
gotta say that the ending was just amazing
You know....none of it made sense....but I surprisingly felt an old sense of Jake and Amir!!
anyone else prefer amirs old glasses?
The way Jake delivers his lines... So funny.
I love how this never explains why he was holding an umbrella or why he was panting and struggling to breathe
omg this episode is their best in a long time
One of their best videos ever... I cracked up when Amir said "now you have me saying chalk you dingbat!"
Best one in a while!
I have never laughed so hard at Jakes face when he was talking with that bunny in his hand xD
This is the first jake and Amir I ever saw, and it’s still my favorite
Amir's acting is just perfect!
Jakes is a lot better
where did jake get the chalk board from
+jingerstorm Probably walmart
+jingerstorm sky mall!
+jingerstorm amir made him talk bored so he got a chalk board
he got it at a rave
*Jjkae
The best part of J&A is watching Caldwell work in the background
He comes into work (probably late) in a poncho when it's not wet, talks in questions, calls himself Jake, and rambled about bread that's actually chalk, threatens to kill a bunny. Also he's out of breathe the entire time.
I'm astounded that Jake was even willing to try something that Amir cooked.
It's almost 2020 and these Jake and Amir videos are still hilarious to me. I'm never gonna stop watching these
One of Amir's best performances I think.
this one was really funny
Omg, this is the funniest jake and amir video i have seen so far, i was laughing so hard, even after the video. Congrats college humor, yiu just earned a subscriber!
All of this was hilarious and made sense up until the end. We all know Amir would never harm a fly on Jake's head.
Ubertastic HAAAHAHA. You're right, Amir is outrageously violent, I guess I've just always looked past that...
tenoutoftenley Yeah, Amir is a total psychopath >.>
And he's straight up stabbed jake.
long time watcher here, this episode is what i needed after a streak of bad ones
ROSIE NOOOOOOO!
lyricspeople1234 he was bread all along
jake pulls a blackboard out of thin air. I'm in stitches
So is Zac and Grant under the table ?
Amir's jam is so dang cute.
"He's dead."
Good god, his face made me crack up xD
I find myself coming back to this sketch everyday for about a week, and counting, still laughing every time. I like that =)
you know what'd be cool is a supercut of every time Amir calls himself Jake, there has to be at least 10 examples of that
20 seconds in and I'm already falling out of my chair. Love these guys. Please, give them a show on Comedy Central.
Amir who has very good aim.
How? He was clearly aiming for Jake.
***** It's a reference to another Hardly Working.
oh, leave it alone
That jam was really cute.
Poor bunny. Is so CUUUUUTE :D
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen!
I like to think that Amir knew all along that it was chalk & was just trying to trick Jake into killing the rabbit for some twisted reason
Jake and Amir is by far the best thing this site has made :) more please
Watch out you're getting crumbs all over Zack.
This whole thing is the best dialogue I have ever heard.
Jake and a Bunny, new series!
I always loved this particular episode because it portrays their relationship so well. Amir being a super weird and hyper confident and Jake being his contrasting counterpart
Holy shit is that Beverly Toegold the Fifth in the background!?
reckon i can honestly say ive seen this video 20+ times over the years and it stilll never fails to make me laugh
Now I can only imagine Grant and Zac making out under the table xD
omg im on my 7th rewatch of jna. I miss them so much :(
is anyone here immediately after watching stop trying to make us kiss?
This episode is the perfect introduction to their podcast. This is so similar to their banter it's amazing. It's exactly how they improv.
At the beginning when Amir is out of breath he kind of sounds like Jesse Pinkman :D
These types of episodes are so much better than the more recent ones of the past month where they put lots of cuts in, as opposed to a continuous story.
Jake's teeth are really impressive.
probably their most surreal episode
"This slice alone is the density of a brick" jake doesn't understand how density works.
A brick is denser than bread, fool
Well maybe the rest of the bread (not chalk,mind you!) is denser...?
Fair enough, but I highly doubt that's what Jake meant.
Lol,you're right actually,we all know that's not what Jake meant :) But the image that Jake is somewhat smart needs to be preserved in dealings with Amir...
It's funny. I listen to their podcast and the real Jake sounds like a pretty smart guy, but if the topic is even rometely scientific/mathematical his brain just sort of just shuts down.
Like 8 year later and this is still one of the, if not the funniest thing I've ever seen on this platform
Just so we’re clear, within the Jake and Amir “canon”, CD drives are obsolete technology but having a chalkboard on hand by your desk is normal
i could watch these all day
I lost my shit at "take this jam"
this is probably my favorite episode
Caldwell's just in the back like fuck you guys I'm putting my headphones on
2:00 The zoom in on the blink is perfect.
That was pretty funny but the rabbit thing was a bit of a stretch.
"Did you have it or not? I don't know...?" Idk why it took 8 years but that line suddenly made me LOL today
The reason why Amir is always out of breath is because he’s trying to run from himself.
But you cant ever outrun who you are.
Everywhere you go, there you jafar.
Best Jake and Åmir episode so far.
Best Jake and Amir in a while!! Awesome vid
Amir reminds me of Aaron Paul in the beginning
He definitely had a Jessie Pinkman vibe going on there.
Jake and Amir are the reason I subscribed to CH. These guys were great
Omg... I'm in tears! I can't with this. Lol. Seriously? A rabbit?
absolutely excuse you
its cool that you watch jake and amir
So in summary
This video is seven years old
Most comments underneath it are about 3 to 7 years old
BUT
not only is this comment from just two months ago
it is also from a famous youtuber.
Not sure what to make of this but it's good to know that I'm not the only Jake and Amir retro binge watcher.
@@Lionkingview it's even cooler that this guy has comments from like 7 years ago as well
NO WAY T1J WATCHES JNA
The best part of this video is Grant and Zach kissing under Amir’s desk
And he just somehow had a chalkboard with him. Seems legit
so you don't carry a chalkboard around with you everywhere you go?
We need more of this