Jake and Amir: Bezos

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  • @Strummie
    @Strummie ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Please never stop making videos. Even if you two are in your late 100’s and still sitting across from each other in an office, I’ll still be more than sad to watch. I’ll be devastated.

    • @brandonwilcox3307
      @brandonwilcox3307 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I deserve so much more than these two coy jews making videos on their death beds.

    • @simonsei1262
      @simonsei1262 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@brandonwilcox3307Diva Roach

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Suck up much? I’m serious! What will it take for you to not kiss Amir’s spindly little foot?

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SteveJohnson-ht6kvI said I’ll be devastated. Unless, did I miss a memo? That that that frowns means happy?

    • @Sweet_Dee
      @Sweet_Dee ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brandonwilcox3307 I love that your comment implies that long after retirement, even in a nursing home or hospital, Jake somehow still getting put next to Amir 😂

  • @needlethatsings4454
    @needlethatsings4454 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    holy shit Amir doing the whole "trump reaction to RBG's death" thing at the end is incredible

    • @slycooper459
      @slycooper459 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Omg good catch

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @esdigital5259 I acid washed 30,000 emails between me and Hunter Biden!

    • @and_the_first_last
      @and_the_first_last ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @esdigital5259 Yeah cause they're opinionated, which you obviously are as well. They're not journalists, they have no obligation to play both sides.

    • @johangodojolo8652
      @johangodojolo8652 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@esdigital5259why would they do that they're clearly democrats

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness ปีที่แล้ว

      @esdigital5259 Never will. They're New York lefties that worked for years at a deeply blue company. The bubble is reinforced.

  • @TheJollyAlex
    @TheJollyAlex ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I took a pill in Silicon Valley, to show Steve Jobs I was cool

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It said it was lsd, but I'm not sure what it was, I just know it gave me recurring nightmares for 3 years prior to taking it.

    • @Roronoa2zoro
      @Roronoa2zoro ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the pill wasn't an iPod suppository it might have worked

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shipwreck9146 Are you kidding me? You told me you never used to get nightmares!

    • @arkmaphar
      @arkmaphar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get along with old timers because my name is a reminder of a pop song that they forgot

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonathanbauman5377 Well I didn't used to, but after I took it, it changed my life start to finish.

  • @yonasegeleta9833
    @yonasegeleta9833 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:32-0:36 this will go down in history as the best 2 “really”’s put to film

  • @PalaceIV
    @PalaceIV ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Holy crap, everything Amir says from 1:58 onward had me dying with laughter! That was such a good rhyme he does with the whole "erase your space" lines.
    I also loved when Jake pointed out the Chinese tracking apps and the livestream to the camwhores website. Probably my new favorite J&A in a long time.

  • @brandbacktattoo
    @brandbacktattoo ปีที่แล้ว +126

    a instant classic, i will show this to my priest, my father and my town leader

    • @olinkirkland
      @olinkirkland ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And don’t forget the sauce! 👌

    • @carterwaite4665
      @carterwaite4665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@olinkirklandI really don’t get the monocle thing

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@facecat1
      That last one's not a person

  • @Chris180Z
    @Chris180Z ปีที่แล้ว +120

    This was 100% A grade peak Jake and Amir. First video I've seen of their in many years that has just nailed the J&A vibe when they were in their prime. It shows the talent they have when they put the effort in. Loved the touch of the workers in the background, made it feel like a real sketch in a real office. If they keep writing like this and introduce new characters like a office manager etc I think they stand a chance these days of being bigger than they ever were. There's a lot more people on TH-cam these days and a lot of young people who've never seen the J&A college humor days.

  • @karmadon4549
    @karmadon4549 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo Headgum can you start adding subtitles to videos? It would be really really great

  • @a.g647
    @a.g647 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    'Your 'smart home' is actually making me pretty dumb". Absolute fucking all-timer line

  • @xerreonlikes
    @xerreonlikes ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this duo just can't lose it. as fresh as ever

  • @happypasta6
    @happypasta6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Honestly, I’m not sure that throwing Amir’s phone out the window would be enough to stop all the stuff it was doing!😂

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo ปีที่แล้ว +63

    There’s no way Marika got any work done while listening to these cool dudes chatting

    • @chrisliden716
      @chrisliden716 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was wondering who else saw her back there haha

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was a goof

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, their conversation is just so sophisticated and relevant. What I'm trying to say is: They get us.

    • @GregTurismo
      @GregTurismo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SteveJohnson-ht6kv You're a goof

  • @julieburnsTY
    @julieburnsTY ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the RGB death speech at the end really got me. funny enough it's the one part of the video jake and amir didn't write themselves. curious

  • @locklanh
    @locklanh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god i love that you put the headgum employees in the background there's just something about jake and amir videos obviously set in a working office that cannot be beat

  • @rylandcrisman3421
    @rylandcrisman3421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “your “smart home” . . . is actually make me pretty dumb” has already become one of my favorite lines in the whole series

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh thank god, my Jake and Amir fix. I’m so addicted you guys, I can’t do my meth without some fresh Jjkae and Amir content

  • @Amethystasheryn
    @Amethystasheryn ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jake is perfect in this. Especially while listing the ridiculous apps Amir somehow has on his phone.

  • @patrickmcdaid862
    @patrickmcdaid862 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely one of the best videos from the new batch!

  • @thesquirrel2
    @thesquirrel2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These new ones are really popping off. Yall should be proud of yourselves. Taupe

  • @saltshaker1691
    @saltshaker1691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Fark Zuck-cyborg” absolutely wrecked me 😂

  • @BreadAccountant
    @BreadAccountant ปีที่แล้ว

    Your new sketches are some of the best you've made. I wish more people still appreciated them. Thanks for being hilarious

  • @smeagleoff4210
    @smeagleoff4210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love that theyre making vids again. brings back memories :)

  • @cocomonkilla
    @cocomonkilla ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "install Linux on the entire KaZaA operation"
    Not only does he not know what he's talking about, he's not known for a LONG time 😂😂😂

  • @Jytube231
    @Jytube231 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Strong performance from Marika in this one. Truly the backbone of the company.

  • @lukedewitt8385
    @lukedewitt8385 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This has been one of my favorite skits since their re-emergence. I'm not fartin around.

  • @Gvnrae
    @Gvnrae ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I wish my other friends had the same sense of humor so I could share this to them

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This has been my struggle for the past 15 years

    • @samanthamarko7845
      @samanthamarko7845 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah same but include family and boyfriend :p at least we have each other :)

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 ปีที่แล้ว

      at least you have friends. lol am i right?
      i'm miserable

  • @plentydire5561
    @plentydire5561 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope you guys keep making new episodes until the end

  • @captainchaos5705
    @captainchaos5705 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You cannot convince me the "ipod or ipad" line wasnt just Amir screwing up and then running with it

    • @death1the1kid
      @death1the1kid ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I mean he was also describing the ipod suffle. I don't think an ipod nano would even have siri.

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ll try…

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about this? If you believe it's not, I'll give you a cookie.

    • @Metroid1310
      @Metroid1310 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did the same joke (Ipad Nano) in the "Beeper" episode

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn! This is the best next gen J&A y’all have made. So many good jokes

  • @hunnyibeatz
    @hunnyibeatz ปีที่แล้ว

    All the better to spee you with my dear!

  • @themonesterman6307
    @themonesterman6307 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ON PRIME day, so fucking good

  • @megsward6758
    @megsward6758 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    soon as i saw amir doing air quotes in the thumbnail i knew this was going to be an instant classic

  • @b3productions974
    @b3productions974 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He knew jobs was dead cause when Jake told him years ago he said "Good"

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ohhhh, continuity error!

    • @stevenagelutton4322
      @stevenagelutton4322 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      almost certain Amir is not the type/person to recall such information for long periods of WINE

    • @Chris180Z
      @Chris180Z ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I thought it was going to be a callback. "Good". "A**hole!".
      See and spy, as in be inspired... F**kward...

    • @b3productions974
      @b3productions974 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenagelutton4322 He forgot because he's dumb, and his dick? Absolutely it's a thumb.

  • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
    @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Golden era for sure! These boys still got it. Please love me and please upvote. Oppa needs the upvotes.

  • @Zarothmaster
    @Zarothmaster ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:53 I've never, in the decades I've been watching J&A, heard Amir say "Yeah" like that.

  • @VoteWillows
    @VoteWillows ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I don't know how... it's all in Russian" could for SURE be a top line

  • @andrewtran694
    @andrewtran694 ปีที่แล้ว

    my god this one is so good lololol😭😭😭laughed way too hard at the surprise jake on the toilet pic

  • @nicholasheideman9572
    @nicholasheideman9572 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these. don't stop even if you feel it's creatively bankrupt trust me i'll keep watching for the vibes

  • @k.u.5798
    @k.u.5798 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao, the Trump Tiny Dancers ref at the end.

  • @AverEdits
    @AverEdits ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Loved watching these guys make funny stupid office skits!

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Usually when Amir is speaking this low Jake is freaking out about fashion

  • @ejaybugboythree
    @ejaybugboythree ปีที่แล้ว +26

    God I love the return of conspiracy theorist Amir.

    • @themightyleon1251
      @themightyleon1251 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MySpace? It’s giving you the ‘ol HOWDOYADO

  • @LivingwithLuca
    @LivingwithLuca ปีที่แล้ว

    Incredible. This one was a roller coaster of emotions for me.

  • @richawadekar1122
    @richawadekar1122 ปีที่แล้ว

    so good!!! you can tell they were phoning it OUT. except for the nano of course, that one was very much IN.

  • @jasonabele8053
    @jasonabele8053 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best in a while

  • @Tirion777
    @Tirion777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow, first time back in around a decade!
    It’s the same humor. That’s talent
    Good to see Jake and Amir doing well!

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead ปีที่แล้ว

      It's... not first time in a decade. Are you following them? They've been back for a while now. Around a year or two, I think.

  • @TemporalCollage
    @TemporalCollage ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact that y'all still got it after 15 years of doing these videos is amazing. Seriously, I can't think of another series of any kind that still makes me laugh this hard

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Suck up much?

    • @TemporalCollage
      @TemporalCollage ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SteveJohnson-ht6kv i hope you find whatever it is you're looking for

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, what a back handed implement.

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TemporalCollageoh I’m quite alright. Cherry actually. I hope you find what you are looking for as well!

  • @block4562
    @block4562 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He was an amazing woman whether you believe that or not" such a powerful and brave sentiment

  • @danyells4173
    @danyells4173 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    amir triggered my siri

  • @_taxman_
    @_taxman_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh no... these are back? there goes my productivity.

  • @bena7228
    @bena7228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Feels like an old Jake and Amir

  • @wwerokstar111
    @wwerokstar111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might be one of my all time favourite episodes

  • @buu9174
    @buu9174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    achievement hunter hoodie is stylin

  • @aziz_khan
    @aziz_khan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The bit of amir not being able to properly hand Jake anything will never cease to make me laugh

  • @NitroTheFlash
    @NitroTheFlash ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg the in tandum what

  • @SlimBeenis
    @SlimBeenis ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Top Five types of Jessica and Amir written by Amir Valerie Blumenwitz:
    1) insecure Jake
    2) Amir weirdly smart about some niche topic
    3) list episodes
    4) any episode because as long as we get that sweet sweet dopamine
    5) ideas episodes

    • @reviewerofcomments
      @reviewerofcomments 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      taupe/grey, no weird rhymes, too succinct.

  • @starkeynicholas
    @starkeynicholas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He would be great in a Seven remake. What's in the box?

  • @user-xv3fg3ii2k
    @user-xv3fg3ii2k ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that Siri beeps off after Amir switches to talking to Jjkae

  • @SuperCD93
    @SuperCD93 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amir is so funny in this one, great stuff!

  • @din5ixfg
    @din5ixfg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake is alive?! AND there's another studio?!?!

  • @skc138
    @skc138 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've enjoyed most of the Jake and Amir revival but GOD these last few have been fantastic!

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is just a blend of like half a dozen other previous videos though lol but to be more than fair i will say this mid episode feels more like the old mid episodes than the new mid episodes. There's just a certain classic energy about it.

  • @kimmyariana2870
    @kimmyariana2870 ปีที่แล้ว

    These tickle my brain

  • @ids5621
    @ids5621 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ending with the trump RBG speech lol

  • @joshxkerrigan
    @joshxkerrigan ปีที่แล้ว

    The boys are back in town!!!!! Duh na na na na!! Duna na na na!!!

  • @joewills7582
    @joewills7582 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Bezos, Branson and Musk; three names you dont know if you should trust" has been stuck in my head constantly for like 5 days now and makes me giggle every time I think if it

  • @brycesmith6427
    @brycesmith6427 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Logged in just in time.

  • @lilmissgearhead
    @lilmissgearhead ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s in the Bah-ox?

  • @aidsdoh8286
    @aidsdoh8286 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think amir really wants a garmin, he keeps bringing it up.

  • @janana7997
    @janana7997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This new season of Jake and Amir is so fun… so far it just feels so absurd, and I love that. Especially Cock Monster! Oh, and i’m also so glad to see more people in the office! I love exploring the lore that Jake and Amir have like… started a weird podcast together and now have vague tech jobs. Are they the bosses? Can’t wait to see what comes of it. : D
    Also love the subtle call backs to old episodes while peppering in the new running jokes. God, Jake, when will you stop harping that Amir doesn’t have a garmin?

  • @Skimblie
    @Skimblie ปีที่แล้ว

    I REALLY like the new running joke of Amir being bad at throwing his phone and making a dumb face

  • @Alternate555
    @Alternate555 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fark Zuckcyborg is an all time great

  • @Jirbolicious
    @Jirbolicious ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I clicked so fast! I'm so glad to see it so soon!

  • @wesleydellinger4344
    @wesleydellinger4344 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the running joke that Amir thinks jailbroken just means running Linux

  • @Nooneimportant21
    @Nooneimportant21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was just as good as the old days. Both as consistent as night is day

  • @NamNamNguyen
    @NamNamNguyen ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Prime upload on Prime Day.

  • @edwardwilliamson1
    @edwardwilliamson1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could hear tiny dancer at the end

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best one of the new era.
    Brava

  • @Eye_sky_high
    @Eye_sky_high ปีที่แล้ว

    yay, they are back!!

  • @imbabymolly
    @imbabymolly ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "you're not smart enough to connect any dots" describes the alt-right too perfectly

    • @Earthlybeing396
      @Earthlybeing396 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It describes you more than anyone else.

  • @switchmaster64
    @switchmaster64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New Jake and Amir on Headgum, let’s see Jobs try to find that

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite thing about these new J&A episodes is catching the jokes from earlier episodes

  • @nunziocombattelli6311
    @nunziocombattelli6311 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean Amir was basically spot on regarding Zark Fuckerberg

    • @rorykaufmann1508
      @rorykaufmann1508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Zark freaking Dinkerburg

  • @mark24245
    @mark24245 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need someone to edit the ending of this to have Tiny Dancer playing in the background

  • @gabagool9074
    @gabagool9074 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The trump RBG nod at the end was...taupe

  • @cheer2070
    @cheer2070 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is great and I love it

  • @scottmiller3444
    @scottmiller3444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do one how one of you really believe that purchasing nfts, coins , other collectible digitital bs are a good financial idea and not a scam

  • @mikemcglasson1286
    @mikemcglasson1286 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great episode! Also might be the best the show has ever looked!

  • @cwhouse328
    @cwhouse328 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the better to spee you with!

  • @laylahassomethingtosay
    @laylahassomethingtosay ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty solid sleight of hand at the window tbh

  • @coltonboros2974
    @coltonboros2974 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so confusing to know which channel these get uploaded on. Not even a month ago the J&A video Networking was uploaded on the JA Channel?

    • @amirblumenfeld9039
      @amirblumenfeld9039 ปีที่แล้ว

      Headgum first, then Jakeandamir about a month later.

  • @brokenbones78629
    @brokenbones78629 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amir knew jobs died

  • @godfarm10
    @godfarm10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amir also has primo pictures of Jake taking a shower and shaving.

  • @mariolover2222
    @mariolover2222 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm convinced NY must just have a J&A energy because out of all the new eps this was the best and it looks like it was shot in the NY office

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake and Amir really are the bae to my sauce

  • @kek22219
    @kek22219 ปีที่แล้ว

    That rhyme was a classic J n A moment

  • @corx12345
    @corx12345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I missed Jake and Amir 😭🙌

    • @rdear
      @rdear ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They never went anywhere. Amir’s been inside you this whole time!

    • @corx12345
      @corx12345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rdear OOOH so thats why I was sore 😮

  • @reversecascader
    @reversecascader ปีที่แล้ว

    Best J&A out of the new ones.

  • @teslamotors8544
    @teslamotors8544 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are starting to get top notch. Like peak Jake and Amir

  • @dflowhoops
    @dflowhoops ปีที่แล้ว

    Love