Joey Diaz - "Laurie Jack" (from Joe Rogan Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ธ.ค. 2016
- This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #884 with Joey Diaz ( • Video ), also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (bit.ly/2hjtmr8).
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"They're green but good enough." I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ville Vaajanen I was on the floor fucking laughing😂😂😂
I was sobbing laughing to that lmao
I'm so glad I finished my drink before that joke, I'm crying! I couldn't fucking breathe!
they were red when she put 'em on tho...ya know..with the infected goo slot n'all that goin on.
Somebody needs to show that bitch a fucking color wheel.
"I got crabs in 84 " Coco Diaz 2016
Shiv Patel hahah good idea. I'd buy one.
"over the holidays"
Just died.
@@moose1875 suelo cuhh
killa toyota bro
Brian Kimball that was the best line of the whole thing lmaoooo
Joey's laugh sounds like someone trying to boil a kettle without water.
I always thought it was like a street car scraping along tracks
Lmfao
Joey's laugh reminds me of Mutley the dog cartoon from the 1970s (FAF!): th-cam.com/video/3uSTOHa4Im4/w-d-xo.html
Sounds like a 1993 corolla starting up
LMFAO
No one makes Joe laugh like Diaz.
"It was 84, Rock Hudson was dying"
🤣
They vibe off eachother 🤣
Lmaooo
.... I knew the consequences,but i just thought FXXK IT
He was gay
this is my bedtime story.
Jord Stew eating ass with VD
Joey Diaz ASMR: side effects may include vivid, graphic night terrors!
Me too!
Because you like having nightmares?
Mine as well
How does he have such a fantastic memory??? His stories never end and the details are incredible
eric cam that's cause these stories are not real!
Exactly.
Then you are all clearly virgins because I guy always remembers getting laid.
or youve just had so little sex you remember everytime.. hmmm. think about it.
SofaTrooper do you not drink? forgetting is very possible
I usually don't believe much of comedians stories but every time I fact check Diaz he's accurate lol flutie threw the touchdown in 84
Jarred Fernandes lmao 😂
He’s only been telling stories for 30 years...He could tie that Doug Flutie story to any number of things of a funny nature. That being said, you can go two different ways. You can find it hilarious that he knows details, or you can also appreciate the art of bullshitting with some great writing skills and top notch story telling.
He doesn't like to lie because his mother died when he was in high school and he never told her he had fallen a year back
@@ramsy4205 it's good to see a real Coco fan
Jarred Fernandes Listen to John Gilbani my friend he is right, the devil is in the details.
The confusion of trying to figure out why he would even lie about what he says, persuades you to giving him the benefit of the doubt.
I’m not sure if it’s like what John said, the art of bullshitting or if that’s what people do with high I,q.’s when they’re trying to lie. But it is a good technique either way.
"We started snortin coke, eatin' ass, it was FILTHY!" I'm done 😂
My God I was wheezing and crying from laughter lol and how fast he threw it only made it better
😂😂😂
That sound Joe makes in the background at 5:04 as Joey says it is what makes this even funnier.
Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tremendous!!!
Imagine if joey Diaz was your uncle
A couple of mine aren't too far off lol.
If i hit the lottery id give joey a million to be my uncle
BakerOrDie123 I’ve got a couple that are pretty damn close too.
I think we all have at least one of those uncles that’ll teach you the real shit that your parents don’t want you to know lol
His daughter hit the father jackpot
He IS my uncle. Or at least we all call him Uncle Joey haha
"I even robbed the money, I took everythin" hhahahahaha
This made me cry when he said that, brilliant.
This podcast had me deceased on the floor
ty dollaz dude I was in on the train laughing out loud and people were staring a lot 😂😂
Did Elton John give you cpr or VD?
One of the most legendary podcast clips ever
I'm fucking rolling 🤣 wtf
Joey "I got crabs over the holidays" Diaz 🤣🤣
"I woke up and Doug Flutie was throwing that quarter back", 🤣 One of the greatest story tellers of all-time 😂😂😂
"They're green, but good enough" Hahaha 😂😂 that seriously is one of the funniest lines I've EVER heard in a story, his face too lol Joey is still the best ever
Oh man that was good. Joey Diaz stories never get old. Nobody makes Rogan laugh like Joey Diaz lol
Tim Dillon in that category now
I absolutely fuckin lose it when Uncle Joey gets Joe going 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can listen to them laughing all day long 😂😂
there should be a show for Joey similar to how drunk history on CC works, he's on his couch smoking a joint telling a story while actors act it out. it'd be amazing
Yes!
Fuck yes
or the same idea but animated by adult swim
best idea I heard all year...
I even robbed the money I took everything LMFAOOOOO
He's lying he's na'in but a pawssy
@@sendmeyourlocation1145 stfu
@@matheushenrique7237 another pawsy welcome
when joeys on its always a good time lol
Rogans laugh is so funny!
it actually is lol
It's so true. His laugh to me is so contagious.
Joey Diaz is the fucking man.
Joe, you gotta have Duncan Trussel, Eddie Bravo and Joey Diaz every week, this should be a fucking RITUAL!
Mahmood Toorani 100%
Eric Cartman agreed
Duncan Trussel was one of my favorite interviews ever! Clapping while shushing at the Tiger Woods apology speech was comedic gold.
+Rayach Matar - JRE #863, His story starts at 2:01:35 He talks about the Cacophony Society.
"I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂
Joe's laugh had me dying LOL
I have watched this so many times, still laugh my ass off everytime
Exactly
“I’m on fire!!” Lmao good lord I wish I had that amount of confidence
"We started snorting lines, eating ass....it was filthy!!!"......one of the funniest lines ever uttered...I'm f@cking dead ☠️☠️
I had tears in my eyes watching this. I laughed hard
Joey 'I got crabs over the holiday's and noticed in the bathroom at the port authority" Diaz
Got crabs in the 84/85 season LOL
If you're not laughing at this shit, something's wrong with you
i agree haaha
6:04 "yeah, the 84-85 season I got crabs"
The way Joe looks up and says "People Are So Fucked Up" is like he is praying to god. I'm ded
I also love that he described getting crabs like it was a stocking stuffer or a seasonal cold "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂
I almost choked on my food several times from laughing so hard.
whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch this and it never fucking fails to make me laugh
"She was dating a rocky" 😂
She dated a Rocky 😂😂😂
SHES GOT THE JACK
The Jack Jack Jack Jack
@@BradyB21 A rocker, a rocky
I got crabs for the holidays..
2:39
Joey Diaz: “And that was “👹hEr NaMe👹”
Always cheers me up. This JRE moment. Never gets old. Real or not the comedic delivery is genius. And joe's laugh. This moment is iconic lmao. Its genius because of the set up information in the beginning. Genius storytelling lmao
How can you think this is fake? Haven't heard much of Joey then
Yeah definitely in the Hall of Fame of JRE clips
I was crying at the hotel story 😂😂😂
Uncle Joey feeds off laughter like birdman and the sun hahaha
Another classic story from Uncle Joey! He should release a DVD Box Set of all of his best stories.
Joe's laugh genuinely makes me happy
You know there's going to be some good stories when Joey starts saying "I'll never forget this..."
I was fuckin howling the first time i listened to this and i still am
" I gotta talk to Lauri, Theirs something missing"
What does that even mean lol 😆
Bangin, bangin, BANGING! lmao love Joey!!
I'm sitting in McDonald's with my ear phones in listening to this story with my head down looking at the screen breaking my balls laughing only for the manager to come over and ask me to keep it down and when she walks away I realise the whole of McDonald's is staring at me.. Fucking hilarious!!..
Derek M Moore who the fuck goes to a mcdonalds for a quiet time?! bunch of cocksuckas!
when he started singing AC/DC I lost it 😂😂
This is my favorite Joey Diaz story. Tells it so good
I've watched this clip once every day for a week straight. it simply doesn’t get old
"we started snortin' coke".
Joe: HAHAHAHA
"eatin' ass".
Joe: AHHHHHHHH
You two make me laugh harder than I ever have. Thank you!
I feel like I'm back in the Navy.
This could be Joey's best ever story.
5:03 Joe's laugh killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I even robbed the money" I'M SO DEAD
@6:05 - "The '84-'85 _season"_ 😂
This guy has gotta be the funniest man alive literally wheezing for 5 mins 😂😭😂😭
I want joey and eddie on the show ALWAYS. Lets get the holy trinity going.
Joey best storyteller ever. And he just keeps going and going...I love him.
Joey has lived a very Bukowski-esque life. What an interesting man.
i could listen to Joey tell stories all day
“We started snortin coke, eatin ass I mean it was filthy!” Me and Joe Rogan had the same damn reaction I couldn’t breathe 😂😂
Joey has the absolute best stories!
Joey “This is how crazy I was” Diaz
“She pops up on Facebook like two years ago, I’m like Laurie how are ya” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gosh! Y’all need to do a pod cast together again! Love them always laughing my ass off
"...over the holidays." Hilarious throwaway line.
Diaz has like the best memory. I struggle to explain what I had for dinner in this amount of detail and this guy can tell stories from 84 like they happened this day!
One of the best podcast moments ever :-) I think I watched this one a thousand times :-)
3:26 joes reaction is so great
Joe and Joey you guys are awesome thank you I listen to you every day and can't stop laughing keep doing what you are doing
"Do you have a bug problem? ever since you moved in theres been crabs and shit" hahahahaha
Watching Joe Rogan laugh is always hysterical, it doesn't even matter if I find the material he's laughing at humorous. God bless you, Joe Rogan.
“I’ll never forget this it’s not even funny”-Joey Diaz as he lays down the funniest story known to man
Joes laugh is the best one out there
''I don't give a fuck about the Vd, or the Jack ,or the dry hump!'' 😂😂
I wish i could live every day the way joe does when hes around joey
This is awesome. I love listening to Joey's stories! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always come back to this video and laugh just as hard every time 😂😂
I have close friends and we get weak like that. Love it. Best pod cast ever
watching joe and joey's back and forth makes me laugh so much
Joey Diaz is the funniest man alive
damn he tell a story haha, “hahaha it was 84, rock hudson was dead, i didn’t use a condom, fuck it”
“Red”
“Green but good enough” CRYINGG 😂
Joey is the fucking G.O.A.T telling stories.
BANGING DOG BANGING!!!! Sounds like a convo between me and my boys😂😂😂
Holy shit, Coco is the best storyteller around! I died laughing!
Joey is the best lol. I could listen to him and Rogan talk about any topic all day
Doug Flutie is throwing that touchdown. Dopest measurement of time ever 😂
Joey’s laugh is both funny and scary. Amazing how he’s still alive
"They're green but good enough"
Listening to these podcasts makes me realize how drastically different growing up is now that we have the internet and aren't bored all the time.
One of the greatest clips of all time
Rogans laugh is contagious 😂