A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale. EDIT: Thanks for all the likes I've never gotten more than 93!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did he go to jail? No. Was there a trial whatsoever? No. Was his career over because of this? No. Did he still found a job in broadcasting once he finished his career? Yep. Does everyone still kiss his ass? Yesyes. ..... America! Where criminals are loved and given every opportunity!
TheMadden God that’s a lie the NFL is racist like how they took Collin Kapernick for kneeling but Tim Tebow did it so please don’t think white people are treated unfair Mexicans And Blacks get treated like nothing but y’all get everything y’all want
Dez is shell of what he was. As you age you have to become a precise rout runner. All the greats who lasted did even Moss. Dez got worse. He was a liability at the end
It's amazing what these athletes get away with. If that were anyone else we'd be doing hard time. He got a HoF bust and a cushy analyst gig. One of many unfortunately.
My favorite Michael Irvin joke why can't the Cowboys seem to make a first down anymore answer every time Michael Irvin sees a white line he dropped to the ground to smell it
on ace can joke it's ok I'm a Cowboy fan my joke had nothing to do with race I might look white but I'm mix so the racist white people won't accept me LOL besides if you're not old enough to have seen a television game with Michael Irvin playing then you shouldn't get mad at a joke
Without looking at the full video, give credit to the source. All of these stories came from the book “Boys will be Boys” by Jeff Pearlman. It is a great book to read if you are a Cowboy fan or someone who knew about the team and just want to know some more tea than the media presented.
10 sports traitors who became hated and got booed by former team’s fans (e.g. John Tavares, Kevin Durant, Luis Figo, LeBron James, anyone else comment below)
It was a reporter who put a headline on front page of news paper that read America's Team and the team he was doing a story about was the Dallas Cowboys. And that is how they got their nick name.
People calling michael Irvin a dick need to understand this man is the sole reason those cowboys were successful. It was that same drive and crazy competitive attitude that worked that team in practice. Nobody worked harder than this man
13 min video just to insinuate that the Cowboys are no longer America's team. THE COWBOYS ARE ALWAYS AMERICA'S TEAM. It's our's forever. You can't have, and we're not giving it up.
@@caniget200subbswithnovideo9 iirc, he left to pursue a bunch of vaguely similar work that he couldn't juggle with hosting TPS without inconveniencing the rest of the team. I think he had a short-term gig working with the Dolphins in some small on-screen role this season, that may lead to more work. He also produces a podcast and a bunch of other stuff.
DONT LISTEN TO THESE KIDS!! THE DOWNFALL HAPPENED ONCE JERRY RAN OFF JIMMY!!! JIMMY SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FAME JUST FOR CREATING THIS TEAM IN BASICALLY ONE SEASON!! IN THERE PRIME WOULD STOMP ANY PATS TEAM!!! STARS WHERE EVERYWHERE ON THAT DALLAS TEAM!!! THEY TRULY FIT THE HELMET!!! WE WHERE SPOILED AS FOOTBALL FANS BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY CLOSED THE DOOR ON THE LEGENDARY 49ERS OF THE 80'S!!! FOOTBALL NOW IS HARDLY THE SAME SPORT!! RONNIE LOTT COULDN'T PLAY TODAY!! AMONG MANY OTHERS BECAUSE THEY LAID DOWN HITS NOTHING LESS!!
@@calcaleb7041 he has the 4th most passer rating in NFL history 4x Pro Browler holds all the Dallas cowboys passing records so he can maybe be a hof in the future
Jones is great at drafting talent, but the salary cap has always been the big thorn in his side and based on the years since the cap, it hasn't made the NFL better. It's actually reduced the overall level of play. As for the partying, show me one team back then that didn't have players living hard and fast? You really think Haley saved all his crazy stuff for Dallas? He did the same things in SF. I think it wasn't as bad when Jimmy was the coach, but once gone, it went downhill. Of course, the most vital guy, Aikman wasn't one of those players who was out of control. The field general had to be the leader on the field and that meant maintaining his stature off the field. Ironically, had he been sitting in the barber chair, Irvin would have sat down and waited without a word.
MIchael Irvin stabbed someone in 1998, so here's how the Dallas Cowboys became a team in 1960. Yikes. Tony Romo was undrafted and signed by the Cowboys, so here's how the Dallas Cowboys became a team in 1960.
Don't be a Hater. Nobody ever called the Patriots America's team or your favorite whatever group of powder puffs they might be. How about those Cowboys!
Bro 😂 I thought we were talking about Michael Irvin not getting a history lesson from 1960 😂😂😂
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
EDIT: Thanks for all the likes I've never gotten more than 93!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vortex Highlights this is lit
Vortex Highlights. Lmfao this is gold
Lmao
Hilarious
My man deserves 10k likes😂😂
Did he go to jail? No.
Was there a trial whatsoever? No.
Was his career over because of this? No.
Did he still found a job in broadcasting once he finished his career? Yep.
Does everyone still kiss his ass? Yesyes.
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America! Where criminals are loved and given every opportunity!
If they are good at a sport, at least.
Lol. Thats definitely not true. Have you seen how ex-convicts are treated.
Go find me a taco
Unless there white
TheMadden God that’s a lie the NFL is racist like how they took Collin Kapernick for kneeling but Tim Tebow did it so please don’t think white people are treated unfair Mexicans And Blacks get treated like nothing but y’all get everything y’all want
9:21 🔪what you're here for.
Eee on Sphere thx
Lefty Tears no problem. Happy to help.
Here your like
Thanks bro
A tip: watch series on Kaldrostream. Me and my gf have been using them for watching loads of movies lately.
do top 10 longest suspensions(any sport)
You realize that Pete Rose forever tops your list, correct?
oldcarkeys josh gordon
Oj mayo
A-rod
Umm ray rice any body
The Free Agency/Salary Cap era and the firing of Jimmy Johnson is what did the 90s Cowboys in.
Imagine if dez and cooper were both on the field together dak wouldn't rely on the running game to much
superstarike migos
Not really Dez isn’t that good anymore
Christian Ramirez
Our o line isn’t as great as 2014
Dez is shell of what he was. As you age you have to become a precise rout runner. All the greats who lasted did even Moss. Dez got worse. He was a liability at the end
Christian Ramirez Imagine if romo had the defense that cowboys have now!!!!!!
Dude at 1:40 look like Andrew luck without cable tv
chris haynes LoL 😂 THATS Nikola Mirotic. He’s trash
@@balestanisovski you're dumb
Bale Stanisovski you’re a fucking IDIOT! He’s trash?!! He’s top 5 in the NFL lmao
It's amazing what these athletes get away with. If that were anyone else we'd be doing hard time. He got a HoF bust and a cushy analyst gig. One of many unfortunately.
And Pete Rose can't get in for betting on the Reds.
My favorite Michael Irvin joke why can't the Cowboys seem to make a first down anymore answer every time Michael Irvin sees a white line he dropped to the ground to smell it
OMG That is so funny....wait a minute I'm using that word wrong.....Awful
Tripp Courtney dude what you just said confused me
Jack H. Shut yo white ass self up I have a joke for you who was your only girlfriend the answer your mom Bc your white and you are insist
The Ace Clan dude just stfu and think about what you just said
on ace can joke it's ok I'm a Cowboy fan my joke had nothing to do with race I might look white but I'm mix so the racist white people won't accept me LOL besides if you're not old enough to have seen a television game with Michael Irvin playing then you shouldn't get mad at a joke
Without looking at the full video, give credit to the source.
All of these stories came from the book “Boys will be Boys” by Jeff Pearlman. It is a great book to read if you are a Cowboy fan or someone who knew about the team and just want to know some more tea than the media presented.
That team was fucking interesting to read about. Tons of insane people, tons of talent. Really fun read.
You learn something new every day
I only liked it because my man Dequan young was talking about it, just saying
JM15 #STEEL CITY dequan sucks the need to fire his ass
Robert Salazar how he is better than the others
@@robertsalazar741 are you sure you not being a hater🏈😏
@@robertsalazar741 then why do i got eight likes
Change your profile picture
Do top 10 players that should be on the cover of Madden 20
@NFL Clips but no mahomes huh
Mahomes, Zeke, Coop, Saquon, Hopkins, Kittle, Xavien Howard
Eliot???
Brees too
10 sports trades that saved a teams season!
QcumberMantis Amari Cooper trade
Khalil Mack trade
Manny machado to dodgers
Might be the most unreal sports story ever told. Wow.
Hmmmmmm I bet skip forgot about this huh?
He had to because I believe he would have been brought it up
Charles Haley is a legend😂😂😂
Legend of morons
Wait, he stabbed a teammate?! He proved SAS again, WHAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG! Just wait, just wait! Something will happen LMFAO
this was really good, keep it coming
10 NFL players who looked like stars at first, but turned into busts. For example, RG3
They still and always be America's team! GO DALLAS COWBOYS 🤠
Love the channel
Love ur vids
He looked like R Kelly in that fur suit
When I lived in TX a local radio station parodied Waylon Jennings song called "Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Date Cowboys".
Your videos are interesting
The Patriots gonna end up like the Cowboys here soon
I’d heard Michael Irving had drug issues, but I’d never heard this story before.
Wow! Great story! Never knew that. Excellent commentary
Yoo good shit
Bruh he stab u over a haircut leave him alone he don’t care about life ..... it’s a haircut 😂
Who else was confused when they first read the title
Eric Williams telling him "don't you dare get out of that chair" is something I'd say
Ten under appreciated NFL players from last season
10 sports traitors who became hated and got booed by former team’s fans (e.g. John Tavares, Kevin Durant, Luis Figo, LeBron James, anyone else comment below)
Tony Ren not yet former but Anthony Davis
Vince carter
Brett Favre
Donovan McNabb lol he beloved again now he retired tho and not a redskin anymore lol
It was a reporter who put a headline on front page of news paper that read America's Team and the team he was doing a story about was the Dallas Cowboys. And that is how they got their nick name.
Michael Irvin has left the chat...
Nice video
Wow. This was good🔥
In 1889😂😂
WHO CaRes if your first
You're*
@@brad7566 Lmao
We Dem Boyz.. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 let's go Cowboys 💪🏽 💪🏽 stop hatin hatin
STOP SAYING THE COWBOYS ARE AMERICAS TEAM, THEY HAVENT BEEN SINCE 95
Bro you need to chill
Americas team swept the sorry sheagles
@@Vaqueromexicano7 lol true
Ivan Lopez lol have fun signing dak
EPM 04 for sure, after all has the 2nd most winning qb behind brady
People calling michael Irvin a dick need to understand this man is the sole reason those cowboys were successful. It was that same drive and crazy competitive attitude that worked that team in practice. Nobody worked harder than this man
Doesn't give him the right to be a bully and nearly kill a team mate over a haircut
Didnt need a cowboys history lesson
Every nfl teams GOAT running back
I am mad that in the cowboys free time that drink 🍸😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😦😦😦😧😧😧😧😧
🔥
Do a video on top ten quarterbacks who were backups to stars like Joe Montana and Steve young Brett farve and Aaron Roger's .....
and he has the balls to about Myles Garrett like he himself never did anything crazy.
Can't believe Charles haley did that disgusting yet funny thing
Self Proclaimed Americas team
Ayyy
I love the cowboys cowboys 🙂🙂😉😉
Top 10 teams who finally beat their nemesis in sports. A.K.A. slaying the dragon
Ex. 2011 Canucks beat Hawks, 2018 Caps beat Penguins
13 min video just to insinuate that the Cowboys are no longer America's team. THE COWBOYS ARE ALWAYS AMERICA'S TEAM. It's our's forever. You can't have, and we're not giving it up.
What Happened to Mike? I miss him
he left
@@KDizzle1207 why though
can i get 200 subbs with no videos? ?
I think personal reasons, it sucks
@@caniget200subbswithnovideo9 iirc, he left to pursue a bunch of vaguely similar work that he couldn't juggle with hosting TPS without inconveniencing the rest of the team. I think he had a short-term gig working with the Dolphins in some small on-screen role this season, that may lead to more work. He also produces a podcast and a bunch of other stuff.
Yo this team was wild.
DONT LISTEN TO THESE KIDS!! THE DOWNFALL HAPPENED ONCE JERRY RAN OFF JIMMY!!! JIMMY SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FAME JUST FOR CREATING THIS TEAM IN BASICALLY ONE SEASON!! IN THERE PRIME WOULD STOMP ANY PATS TEAM!!! STARS WHERE EVERYWHERE ON THAT DALLAS TEAM!!! THEY TRULY FIT THE HELMET!!! WE WHERE SPOILED AS FOOTBALL FANS BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY CLOSED THE DOOR ON THE LEGENDARY 49ERS OF THE 80'S!!! FOOTBALL NOW IS HARDLY THE SAME SPORT!! RONNIE LOTT COULDN'T PLAY TODAY!! AMONG MANY OTHERS BECAUSE THEY LAID DOWN HITS NOTHING LESS!!
“My Neck!” Lol... JK... Kinda...
Whats up, whats happenin', whats goin' on cantalopes?
I didn't want a history lesson just the gore
Boy I’m early
Ok, so cowboys died because Irvin cut a backup lineman lol
Im about to get nightmares of that!
Do top 10 roughest NFL players who are so nice off the field
This guy and Justin are their best presenters.
Ten fan bases with the most loyal fans (any sport)
captain chungus number 1 would be mike cantaloupe’s fan base
Cole Williams yup
You guys should do Top NBA stars who are mlb fans
As a packers fan, i miss Jay Cutler
Haha same
Me too 🤔 and I’m not even a fan of the NFC North
The story begins at 9:20
Now you don't have to listen to this dude keep rambling.
Can you do the 10 best sports moves
The best player on every team
Do the top 10 greatest helmet design
Did you totally skip over the trade of Hershel Walker on the 1990 rebuild? Curious.
Anybody else realize how badly this guy's hairline is messed up
Bruh you drag this out to be longer than 10 minutes wtf man
9:30 thank me later
This video encapsulates everything I hate about the Dallas Cowboys.
Hudson Finlaw Hate a team because one player fucked up. Makes sense
Michael Irving should never been enshrined.
PAT Warner why not
Would love to see a story about Byron "Bam"Morris
STOP ROCKING YOUR DAMN SHOULDERS
Lol his career ended In Philly where he's hated the most
It was Gilbert Arenas who pulled the gun. If your research sucks, I'm done.
Do best teams whose seasons were ruined by bad head coaches
9:30 for the story of the stabbing
Cowboys aren’t America’s team, the browns are
Dak has more playoff wins than Romo
Romo won a playoff game
@@andytiniacos629 Dak has more
Romo won 2 playoff games Dak has only one
@@jackskellyz5223 0 rings, only 30000+ yards not a HOF
@@calcaleb7041 he has the 4th most passer rating in NFL history 4x Pro Browler holds all the Dallas cowboys passing records so he can maybe be a hof in the future
Skip to 9:57 if you don’t want to hear about history
The story of Dallas cowboys dynasty is similar to Detroit Bad Boys dynasty
My guy. Where you been?
Why does it have to be everybody named Michael that screws up
Jones is great at drafting talent, but the salary cap has always been the big thorn in his side and based on the years since the cap, it hasn't made the NFL better. It's actually reduced the overall level of play.
As for the partying, show me one team back then that didn't have players living hard and fast? You really think Haley saved all his crazy stuff for Dallas? He did the same things in SF. I think it wasn't as bad when Jimmy was the coach, but once gone, it went downhill. Of course, the most vital guy, Aikman wasn't one of those players who was out of control. The field general had to be the leader on the field and that meant maintaining his stature off the field. Ironically, had he been sitting in the barber chair, Irvin would have sat down and waited without a word.
He only did it to people he thought he could bully, if he did it to Eric Williams he would of sh*t himself when Williams gets up
MIchael Irvin stabbed someone in 1998, so here's how the Dallas Cowboys became a team in 1960. Yikes. Tony Romo was undrafted and signed by the Cowboys, so here's how the Dallas Cowboys became a team in 1960.
Do top 10 football players of every team
Carson Turcotte lol vid would be an hr long
Don't be a Hater. Nobody ever called the Patriots America's team or your favorite whatever group of powder puffs they might be. How about those Cowboys!
What about Larry Allen
Leon Lett was trying to be the voice of reason? You knew it was going to be bad
Was this a true murder story or the cowboys history
Them nigga’s in the 90’s were hardcore Lol. A different breed than these soft boys today
So damn near killing someone makes you a tough guy 😂 stfu and grow up
10 best nfl position corps (ex: falcons wr corps or bears lb corps)