This Substitute Teacher Is Not Messing Around - Key & Peele
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- A substitute teacher leaves quite the impression on his students, just not the one he intended.
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Jokes on them, he just trapped them in there with his fart!
Just like rorschach from watchmen
OHH NOOOOO
Oh, the humanity!
His farts also count as nerve-toxin that he's immune to, and doesn't want be there to face the horror he just unleashed on those kids.
It was the plan from the beginning
He was almost the most respected substitute teacher.
Was
@@nystagmus they said was lol
😂😂😂😂
He had gas but no class
So close...
I love how he smears his name as he leaves lmao!
Yeah that gets me every time 🤣🤣
Unsuccessfully erasing all traces of his presence
@@JohnnyBooi he just wants to erase his existance because of emberrasment and shame 😂.
That’s what I was gonna say. Glad it’s the first comment I see
Didn't matter. His new reputation followed him all the way out to the hall.
Mr. Nostrand : *leaves*
Mr. Garvey : (incoming) "this whole class is gonna feel my wrath"
Insubordinate and churlish!
@@mustaphakhalib Chicanarous and deplorable.
@@mustaphakhalibmischievous and deceitful Chicanerous and deplorable
Mischievous and deceitful!
Put your ass to o'shaug-hanessy and tell him exactly what you did!
Nostrand: *Calculating the odds of him recovering from this*
Also Nostrand: Aight, imma head out
0:52
Morgan Freeman:
It was from this moment that he realized that he had lost their respect forever
Mr. Nostrand's Head:
Aww shi... 🤦🏾♂️
Lmao, nothing we can do here
Could have sold it. Just sayin.
@@yourbrother5304 you would buy that fart ? I'll sell you mine.
You are everywhere.
He should have played it off...
"Do you know why I just farted??? It's to show you that I...don't...care....NOW - breathe in the ambiance and let's begin!"
Superb...absolutely superb...Maybe an additional... I SAID BREATHE IT IN !!!
Do you want a promotion? Because this is how you get promoted
This by far the funniest comment yet🤣
Breathe I say!
Yes that’s a great way to recover from a dire situation.
"SEE YOU LATER MR. POOPSTRAND!!! " I'm dead
That sounded like keegan
@@Davidscomix I too think it souds like Keegan, yet I can't see him in frame. Maybe he was close to the microphone and just said that as it was being recorded, even without being on the scene
My favorite auditor is a Key & Peele fan too???
Small world.
@@doubles7533 huge fan of these dudes
what r u 5??
Simplest sketch by Key and Peele.
And it’s still delivered perfectly with hilarious results.
I wonder why key wasnt in this one
@@HorziniclaI think he might be the voice at the end that says “See you later, Mr. Poopstrand, but yeah, pretty interesting that he didn’t appear on camera. Maybe the joke wouldn’t work if we were distracted by the expectation that he would play a major part in the sketch if he showed up.
@@FlippytheMasterofPieDead on accurate
Lies again? UFC SILAT UEFA SW
I've watched this a million times. Only difference from the first time is that I start giggling in anticipation as soon as he enters the class. So I get to laugh even more. 😂
Imagine if he and the angry substitute teacher are together lol
Sooonnn...Offffff...AAAAA...BIHHHH🤣🤣🤣
I ship it
So Mr. No-Strand?
They'd probably have a super intense math problem contest against each other
People wanted or still want a movie on KMK’s two substitute skits. So how about him and JP be in the same movie with their substitute characters?
0:56 The way he just stands up and stares gets me every time 😂
🗿
rolling. LOL!!
Yeah it is over after that
Lmao 😅😅 I'm dead
Mr Nostrand’s Gastric System:
*I’m about to end this mans whole career*
Zany
It’s a hella old video
But he’s not a rapper
Litterally
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They should have named this skit “Substi-toot.”
44 likes in 3 days doesn't do this comment justice
Or Substipoop, if he left skid marks on his draws.
#Savage💀💀💀💀💀💀
Thanks for that laughter 😄
The writing team would like to know your location
This is one of the best unexpected turns ever.
Because fart joke.
No it is not because this video is years old
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@@beso5733 Consequences
In today’s cancel culture, fart jokes are all we’re left with.
so thats why teachers never fart0
Y’all ever think that this is where Mr Garvey was supposed to sub and the two just got mixed up somehow
I've always thought that
Agree w this theoory!
LOL brilliant theory!
"In fact today, you will work harder than...(farts)"
I understand that.
I don’t
@@propedey8489 you'll get there, it takes some longer than others.
@@propedey8489 f
@@propedey8489 harder than shit
@Yes sireee Bob 3 months
There is so much about this short skit that is just comedy genius. I know what's going to happen while watching over and over, and yet the sound, the reactions, the lack of verbal response, just realizing he can't recover, the kids' reactions....just brilliant!
How so? More of a Sidney Poitier spoof than anything else.
He can't recovery from that?😃
Comedy genius? It was a simple fart joke.
After this day, Mr. Nostrand became like any other substitute who doesn't care what goes on in the classroom.
Yeah I’m one of@Wise Man kids. He’s a great teacher that inspired me every day
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Jordan Ye this is basically Substitute Teacher Part 3
I dont care if y'all learn ima get paid anyway.
I always feel this guy is an incredible actor. One of his unique talent is, He hides his original personality completely and lets the character take over him. It's almost as if he's not acting but transforming into them. He also keep it realistic without over playing or under playing.
Absolutely delightful to watch!
its not that deep. Relax and figure urself out. It’s just acting.
What you just described is called “method acting”
Look it up
Christian Bale and Daniel Day•Lewis are the most famous examples
I like how so many K&P skits resemble 80’s and 90’s films.
In this one he looks like Black Dynamite.
His feeble attempt to erase his name gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
He didnt want the word to spread about him farting in class so he tried wiping his name off the board lmao.
Also I just love the way he does it like at first he tries but then nonchalantly gives up midway managing to slightly smudge the name LOL
Dude can you open a youtube channel ? I'd like to see your explanations about a lot of videos.
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine Why did you put a space between "channel" and the question mark?
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine Also, what does "like to explanations" mean?
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine He has one. How do you think he made the comment?
i am a teacher and this is a teacher's worst nightmare. i can't even imagine the embarrassment mr nostrand must've felt after he DID that. 😂😂😂
Looking uncool in front of people who only care about looking cool can be devastating for your respect, but you can still do collateral damage control by using it as a lesson. I don’t know how, but I’ve seen the bully skits on Instagram.
Other than that, you’ve got to rock past it. One cheek at a time.
Lol As someone who has been a substitute and a Para, I can concur.
At least he’s only a substitute teacher lol
The key is not giving a shit, pun intended. Everybody farts. Move on.
I'm a teacher too. Let that stinky poot be a behavior management tool. Let the kids know you had a bean burrito and kale, apple, and grape smoothie for breakfast because you heard they are a rough group who needed shaking up. "There's more where that came from if you don't comply!!" 🤣🤣🤣
When Key tries to be substitute teacher: Well Respected
When Peele tries to be substitute teacher: Sharts
"It's natural, man..." - Peele, a hardcore gangsta.
Blame A A Ron for that.
Should have brought lil homey with him. :)
I think it's more fear than respect
Key wasn't too well respected in the Class Clown skit, lmao
There is just NOTHING better than a well executed fart joke. I mean, man!
💯 😂
0:57 first the fart left his body, and then his soul followed
And then his whole body left the class.
@@manumohan05 lol
Underrated 😂😂😂
When you know you're past the point of no return, don't return.
😂😂😂
1:10 is that Key's voice?
"See ya later mr. poop strand"
Yeah, i think so!
Definitely!!
Good catch
Fah sho!
I thought the same thing! Lol I’m sure it’s him
I just watched this like five times in a row. I am Lmao each time. The teacher's face is priceless...and the kids' faces/responses are perfect. "See you later, Mr. Poopstrand..." I am still in hysterics. 🤣
You can never see a key and peele skit too many times
At least he instantly knew it was over lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
He quit his whole career after that😂
Yeah but it's ok because he then went on to become the Principal of a Wizarding school.
I've seen this somewhere before
Lol
😂😂😂😂
He did the right thing about leaving. That class was gone.
No cause he is responsible for the class the teacher a coward lol im sensitive i might cry but I was humiliate by the kids cause I had a jacked up wig lol I stook it out with them until the day Is over I never left .I actually got they respect at the end tbh he should of stook it out not leave unprofessional on his hands actually
“That might as well say No-Nonsense, because I...do not play.” 😂
Did anyone realize that "See you later Mr Poopstrand!" is actually the voice of Key himself (the other substitute teacher, Mr Garvey) so smart and hilarious!!
Omg, it is!
LMFAO this skit always gets me, and the fact that he tried to erase the board on his way out LMFAO. 😂🤣
I watch this like every week or so and bust out laughing like its the first time Ive seen it
I would want him as my substitute teacher any day
You really like them farts, don't you?
Highly doubt you would.
fetish?
You must have a fart fetish.🤔🤔
@@bradydavis5791 is
“Not gonna lie, he almost had us in the first half”
Such a simple yet hilarious sketch lol
He's like: "Welp...time to move out of town"
I thought this was gonna be a repeat of the A-A-Ron Incident
So do I
Me too
How unoriginal would that be. Lol
That would suck for me
@@aaronfazio8740 Hello A-A ron Faz I oh
0:44 just gonna drop this right here, so I can see my crush
What's her name
@@rjun152 wish I knew man
Thank you. She's fine
She's gorgeous
She's badd, no doubt
Haha love how he immediately knows he just lost the class and there's no going back.
I'm going through the worst financial struggle of my life and they still managed to make me laugh. I forgot what that felt like...
Peeles clothes look like he's a manager at the regional Los Pollos Hermanos 🤔
oh hey that's true, he's even got that ramrod straight back posture
Lmao
you can definitely never recover from that
😂😂😂 🤣🤣 that's priceless
They didn't _dare_ to laugh until he picked up his things and was on his way out.
Are you an alien?
@@raza4271 : Yes, that's why I have no avatar; you would be unable to comprehend my true form.
Makes me recall going about back about 40 yrs in the to 6th grade we had an accomplished pianist subbing for our music teacher one day. He played during the breaks. Magnificent player. Unfortunately he had quite a temper and perhaps was not very well socialized. Before class started one kid in particular was talking out loud and the substitute stopped playing, picked up a pencil and threw it at the kid as hard as he could, just missing his head and hitting the wall hard enough the entire room went silent. He screamed at the kid "Can you not appreciate good music when you hear it!!?" Not a sound was made the rest of class.
I would’ve lost my shit if this happened to me in high school.. literally
You had a sharting problem back then? :'D
@@Fangoros him losing his shit, I would’ve lost mine from pure laughter :D
@@qb9097 and you wouldn't find it ever again
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The facial reaction from the students really sold this sketch
All those “higschool students” are WAYY to big for their desks
Sounds about right from my experience in high school
Exactly. It's a spot on example of a senior class.
One thing Teachers know damn well is first impressions are everything when it comes to teaching, this guy just Blew it in a few seconds.
These two are hilarious
I only see one
Shut
Two? Jordan Peele + Fart?
My worst fear as a college professor for 30 years. I learned to squeeze and bend.
I love how they all had paper balls ready to throw at this man
No substitute teacher can top Mr. Garvey !!
"Thats right... flatulence. Part of the digestive system, which we will study today in its totality." Is what I would've said to try and maintain face, even if the class isn't a science class.
That could work
Just say “ahh feelings good.. not let’s continue..”
Brilliant! 😅
He should’ve called Mr Garvey in😂
It makes me sad that they aren't making sketches anymore. But I'm glad they're uploading their old stuff to this new channel!
Nostrand: I do not play
Nostrand’s sphincter: I’m about to end this man’s career
He went from Lean on me Mr Clark to the class Clown real quick LOL 🤣
Notice how they only start laughing when he walks away.
It really is all about confidence.
He just KNEW he was done
He clearly has not taught in the inner city for over 20 years
I see Tim-O-thee straightened up and became a substitute teacher himself.
Hadn't he dropped the piece of chalk, he would've had that class in LABOR.
0:44 Damn
Damn indeed.
Yaaaas
I cried laughing the first time I saw this sketch. Like the type of laugh I had to catch my breathe from.
This is an accurate representation of American classrooms: over crowded, low ceilings and fluorescent lights
Not overcrowded by Singaporean school standards... I was in class 1D, register number 32. This year, classes 3A and 3D have 42 each...
Don't forget being overly rowdy and disrespectful. We love that kinda stuff.
@@joshualeong7894 my class had 72🙄
You have not seen the other parts of the world yet.
Over crowded ? Clearly u haven't seen Asian classrooms 😂😂
1:00 The girl in the black and white checked jacket made me crack up!!
Her face be like “dafuq n!gga??”
I choked on my own necessary air laughing at THIS one! 🤣🤣😂
Key and Peele are the only ones who can make really funny fart jokes 😂
Mr Nostrand: farts
"The risk i took was calculated. Unfortunately, i suck at math."
He let one rip 😂
I love how they all had paper balls ready to go lmao
No one mentioned how he sounds so much like Professor Snape... "POTTAH"
Plot Twist: He is the substitute for Mr. Garvey during his time in the inner-city.
One thing a bad class gon do is roast you 🤣
I farted.
Now I'm homeless...
*Consequences!*
Perfect
Mr nostrand should meet mr garvey
Would love to watch more sketches of Mr. Nostrand!😄
this is such an accurate representation of public school lighting
We had so many rooms without windows
Damn Keegan's costume is so good that he doesn't even look like himself anymore.
Had a very similar moment like this with a bus driver back in high school. Lolol
Love how he just walked out like damn I messed up 😲😲😲
😂😂😂 He KNEW it was a lost cause when he stood back up.
I watch this video once or twice each month just so I stay humble.
Lol yes it not Just us other people go threw it lol
He didn’t play. He brought a whole orchestra lol 😂
I wanna see the follow up conversation with the principal about why he won’t be covering that class.
When he swiped his hand across the board I blacked out from laughter, thatdidit tome,probablyyhe best bit of the entire skit😆
I’ve been hoping they’re randomly putting out these videos lately to judge the engagement to see if there’s still enough people interested to create more.
When you entered professionally but you're a comedian naturally 🤣🤣🤣
I'm laughing out loud for the past 2 minutes 🤣
The way he stands there at 0.58 🤣😂
If he had stook it out and not leave he would of got there respect
He shouldn't had walked out
That also lack responsibility on his part he has to make sure they safe no matter what they doing
Well, he was close.
This is the realist thing they've ever done! If I were a sub and that happened to me, I'm absolutely walking out 😂
Mr. Nostrand farted so hard, he had to leave the class.
*CONSEQUENCES*
It's not your bungle, it's how you react to it.
We need a return of Mr. Nostrand
😂🤣You guys have to bring back this character. He’s hilarious!