CHAPTERS: 00:00:00 - That’s illegal? 00:00:35 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:01:16 - Intro 00:10:43 - Thank you BetterHelp! 00:12:07 - Back to Intro 00:12:55 - Skeptic Tank Episode 474 Starts Now! 01:56:51 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir 01:57:11 - Outro
I love you, Ari. You are truly one of God's special creatures." Too weird to live, and too rare to die" as Hunter S Thompson put it. God surely broke the mold with you.
Hey Ari, i dreamt you were running a restaurant where there was no menu and you decided what people would be served. You would also allow people to bring food from somewhere else and eat it there. I was having soup with chunks of meat in it and the person sitting next to me said they didn't like the "acoustic aesthetics of meat", whatever that meant.
@@chuckseasel9505 yeah it's funny. But unfortunately you misspelling his name gets him no clicks. BTW for the other people... he's English. Not Russian
@@bigearlz1 Would love to see the articles or files on that one because I feel like they were just scaring you haha. I suppose you can file a suit on whoever you want but the law (CA) clearly waives any worker who didn't directly serve the person alcohol.
Colum talking shit about bar owners is pretty much nothing more than gaslighting and deflection to justify the massive thievery he was doing to his employers. I'm sure there's some bar owners that are like that, but having been raised in a neighborhood dive bar; I can say first hand that you guys were dead wrong about most things regarding the bar business in general. So just for one thing (at least here in CA), bar owners are completely ripped off by the alcohol bureau; they have to buy from specific distributors at wholesale prices higher than we pay retail at grocery(or even liquor) stores as consumers. So when a bartender is stealing product just to make even more tips than the massive pulls they're getting; it's jacked af and is the biggest cause of bar failures.
@@SWHBOYCE are you laughing because you don’t believe him either? I’ve just assumed it’s a long running bit. He’s been randomly saying it on podcasts for like a year now…but he never goes into any real detail about this mysterious boyfriend…
I hope "6th and Jump" comes back, that pod saved my life during the pandy, pretty sure i would kill myself if it wasnt for a jew, huge Jay and Big head Dan doing the lords work.🙏🙏🙏
I stopped watching once the actual show started getting them on copywrite shit. Then it got harder to watch. I should have kept up with it, that series was great.
if you listen very hard stairway to heaven style as i do workers who receive tips NEVER argue they should get higher wages with no tips they ALWAYS just want more tips while playing the victim...
yeah minimum $5 tip for me, even if my meal is only $15, otherwise I go by the same rules, if it's a bartender and I get anything other than a beer I give them a $10 tip right off the bat
i always wonder why people put a clip of the podcast right in the beginning of the video..? like why spoil a funny moment that im obviously going to see when i watch the full podcast..
I think Tipping should be abolished. It forces the bartenders and waitstaff to expect customers to pay them for a job they are already being paid to do. You shouldn't have to accept a job that is paying under minimum wage, just because they want to promote tipping. It causes a bitter situation for both the customer and the waitstaff/tenders. I'll defend a pay increase for these people, but I can't defend the expectation of tipping. Your employer should be responsible for you getting a fair wage, and tips should be seen as a Bonus for excellence, not an expectation to fulfill wages.
Work In a tipping job for 2 hours and you will understand why things are different. You clearly haven’t worked in the hospitality industry ever.. the profit margins in the restaurant industry are the thinnest in almost any industry.. you realize that a restaurants product goes bad.. brake pads and oil don’t
If you believe in a free market then use your brain and realize that if they pay servers 25$ an hour then you the consumer eats that cost so your burger will cost 22$ instead of 12$
5:53...Not that good ...Just 'crumpet' , dat's it . The rest of it ? ; a shit-show . The final party ? : divorce court .Almost a guarantee with the average marriage .
Lol 20 still isn't enough per hour in NYC city if restaurant/bars just went 25hr would be awesome I'd stay in the industry for that just knowing I'll be making somewhat of a living wage
CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - That’s illegal?
00:00:35 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
00:01:16 - Intro
00:10:43 - Thank you BetterHelp!
00:12:07 - Back to Intro
00:12:55 - Skeptic Tank Episode 474 Starts Now!
01:56:51 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:57:11 - Outro
"Christine Oakerson". Had me roll'n ! !
@@stopntrafficinmyrastahat5107 I've never not called her that!
@@arishaffir
Hey, man.... do you like trippy movies? I always figured you'd enjoy the film "Hourglass Sanatorium".
I love you, Ari. You are truly one of God's special creatures." Too weird to live, and too rare to die" as Hunter S Thompson put it. God surely broke the mold with you.
I’ll do a chapter a day to get through this garbage
Caitlin's appearance on AYG a few weeks ago is top tier.
Hey Ari, i dreamt you were running a restaurant where there was no menu and you decided what people would be served. You would also allow people to bring food from somewhere else and eat it there. I was having soup with chunks of meat in it and the person sitting next to me said they didn't like the "acoustic aesthetics of meat", whatever that meant.
"Acoustic esthetics of meat" means you chew loudly and you subconsciously know it and you're trying to subliminally tell yourself to chew quietly.
That actually did happen
@@BerchCerp not even close...
That would be an interesting bit
BYOF if you want
Ari rules!! Best podcast in the game!
Commenting for algorithm overlord.
Much love Ari and Marisa♥
Weekdays really are the greatest time to drink. If I'm gonna be hungover might as well be at work. This was a great episode besides the accent.
I kid
Collie been on fire on pods for years, bet he'd be s fun bartender
Ari calling someone irresponsible is amazing
Oh, the memories of bartendering and the industry crew!
Perfect!!! Great duo!
I'd like to see an episode with a bar owner too
That ones coming! With the sandwich king Joe Derosa
@@arishaffir bruh he said bar owner not walking hyena
As a former college town bartender this episode is awesome Ari 😶🌫️😶🌫️👍👍
This whole ep was entertaining af
Colum Tyrone is as naturally funny as anyone out there. Just not getting the push.
He has made massive leaps in the past couple years
Collum Tyrrell*
He is the funniest Russian comedian working today. I love his Russian accent. His Russian accent has gone away slightly over the years.
Love me some Colin T-Rex
@@chuckseasel9505 yeah it's funny. But unfortunately you misspelling his name gets him no clicks. BTW for the other people... he's English. Not Russian
great episode!
In CA they have sued bartenders and the whole staff for drunk driving deaths. The numbers are astronomical.
The whole staff? Dishwashers and bussers? No way.
Hostess server bartender and manager. Whole front of house. I learned about this while taking ABC courses.
@@bigearlz1 Would love to see the articles or files on that one because I feel like they were just scaring you haha. I suppose you can file a suit on whoever you want but the law (CA) clearly waives any worker who didn't directly serve the person alcohol.
Ari is the realest
This was a great episode
What ever happened to the lotto winnings? Did they ever send it to you? Love ya Ari... big fan
He shows a letter he got in a prev episode: th-cam.com/video/we9QGxegp8I/w-d-xo.html
@@sw0434 awesome! Thank you
Great episode! 🏴
Awesome episode!
Loved this one
Worth it for the hilarious child hating at the end. They are the WORST.
12:57
Haha, gimme a minute I'll get there!
That's pretty funny to go from talking about drinking and fucking at work to complaining the boss was hard cause they had to wipe the bar down haha
Shoutout to Hamilton Ontario!!!
Mohawk College alumni stand up! Haha 😂
Damn why Jacksonville gotta catch so many strays 😭
Double dropping a drawer is a rite of passage.
Colum talking shit about bar owners is pretty much nothing more than gaslighting and deflection to justify the massive thievery he was doing to his employers. I'm sure there's some bar owners that are like that, but having been raised in a neighborhood dive bar; I can say first hand that you guys were dead wrong about most things regarding the bar business in general. So just for one thing (at least here in CA), bar owners are completely ripped off by the alcohol bureau; they have to buy from specific distributors at wholesale prices higher than we pay retail at grocery(or even liquor) stores as consumers. So when a bartender is stealing product just to make even more tips than the massive pulls they're getting; it's jacked af and is the biggest cause of bar failures.
Yeah but it’s a lot different in New York than California.
Rip the down towner bar and liquir best to go drive thru mixed drinks ever!
am I the only one who sees Colum as the adult version of Jimmy from South Park who slightly outgrew his deformities?🤔
Yeah ari V.B is victoria bitter, an australian beer. the blue drink is either hypnotic with orange juice or something with bombay sapphire gin in it.
I saw the preview and I thought it was Conan O'Brien's assistant Sona for a minute.
When Ari talks about his girlfriend I get a tinge of jealousy run through me.
I feel it to. We're just a little obsessed... Just a little.
don't you mean boyfriend...? 8:32
@@topdownb58 Ha ha ; He He...
@@SWHBOYCE are you laughing because you don’t believe him either? I’ve just assumed it’s a long running bit. He’s been randomly saying it on podcasts for like a year now…but he never goes into any real detail about this mysterious boyfriend…
That was my girlfriend in and after college. I haven't lived in Venice in 20 years.
Living in Oregon I’ve never experienced a buy back.
For someone who never waited tables Ari'le sure has given tipping a lot of thought.
Caitlin awfully hypocritical with that clepto judgement lol
Oml the intro tho. I asked myself the same question. Had me rolling before the podcast even started
Steve Rogers wishes he had 5'11 confidence
Great stuff. Thank you, Ari. I can’t wait to see Jew!
I hope "6th and Jump" comes back, that pod saved my life during the pandy, pretty sure i would kill myself if it wasnt for a jew, huge Jay and Big head Dan doing the lords work.🙏🙏🙏
I stopped watching once the actual show started getting them on copywrite shit. Then it got harder to watch. I should have kept up with it, that series was great.
Collum is fucking quick.
if you listen very hard stairway to heaven style as i do workers who receive tips NEVER argue they should get higher wages with no tips they ALWAYS just want more tips while playing the victim...
This lady is walking around like she has a farmers tan on her face
Olivia Wilde dated Salman Rushdie!! She's beyond bizarre!
Starts at 12:55
I root for the chair as well
"Ari Thaffir owns this thong"
Colum is hilarious
That lizzo record. Haha.
It's amazing!
As a customer I tip based on the math I’m capable of. Tip 20% regardless of service. 25% for adequate/good service. 33% or more for great service
yeah minimum $5 tip for me, even if my meal is only $15, otherwise I go by the same rules, if it's a bartender and I get anything other than a beer I give them a $10 tip right off the bat
All hail Shockwave
I think I printed that shirt
Yo views are going crazy dude !!! You should drug your friends more views might go up!!!
Shaq is 7’3” tall. Thanks.
i always wonder why people put a clip of the podcast right in the beginning of the video..? like why spoil a funny moment that im obviously going to see when i watch the full podcast..
Caitlin is soooo hott 😍😍
Caitlin, what an awesome chick
I think Tipping should be abolished. It forces the bartenders and waitstaff to expect customers to pay them for a job they are already being paid to do. You shouldn't have to accept a job that is paying under minimum wage, just because they want to promote tipping. It causes a bitter situation for both the customer and the waitstaff/tenders. I'll defend a pay increase for these people, but I can't defend the expectation of tipping. Your employer should be responsible for you getting a fair wage, and tips should be seen as a Bonus for excellence, not an expectation to fulfill wages.
Work In a tipping job for 2 hours and you will understand why things are different. You clearly haven’t worked in the hospitality industry ever.. the profit margins in the restaurant industry are the thinnest in almost any industry.. you realize that a restaurants product goes bad.. brake pads and oil don’t
If you believe in a free market then use your brain and realize that if they pay servers 25$ an hour then you the consumer eats that cost so your burger will cost 22$ instead of 12$
Hey guys I'm luca's father, my bad.
Hi ari
Colum!
Eek. Colum comes off as SUPER ignorant on this one. 😬
thanks L O K I
Alyssa Milano 42:00
👍🏽
BRB, going to relapse because of this podcast.
5:53...Not that good ...Just 'crumpet' , dat's it . The rest of it ? ; a shit-show . The final party ? : divorce court .Almost a guarantee with the average marriage .
Isabella Island
Yikes...Caitlin looks nothing like the pics of her on stage
Women are so sensible , grain storage whipping rats
Do female comedians ever know they are actually supposed to make jokes?
🐎🐠
Glad you're out of the closet Ari
Comment.
that was soooo racist when he said white ones are the ones smelling the best . blm blm. ✊🏿✊🏿
Lol 20 still isn't enough per hour in NYC city if restaurant/bars just went 25hr would be awesome I'd stay in the industry for that just knowing I'll be making somewhat of a living wage
You can’t just infinitely increase minimum wage without it bankrupting the customer at one point.
@@TonsMoreCowbell you mean the business owners? Because that's already been the case for small business owners for a few years now and getting worse
@@scorpiodragonfly yeah they were the front line for sure
Jew.
All hail Shockwave