CHAPTERS: 00:00:00 - One percent 00:00:42 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:01:23 - Intro 00:14:53 - Skeptic Tank Episode 469 Starts Now! 00:20:42 - Get tickets now! 00:23:00 - Back to the Episode 01:22:51 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir 01:23:09 - Outro
Guy complains about vax mandates. 15 mins later, “I will do literally anything to protect my kids. All I do is worry about not being able to protect them”.
He isn't German. Don't @ me with his lineage podcast results. Those tests are dubious at best. There have been different organizations that send out samples from identical twins to many different testing agencies and not only are the results between the agencies different, the twins always get different results. It's laughable because all they are doing is matching genetic traits found "generally" in populations but not exclusive to any populations.
Glad I can at least watch Chrissy here. Had to abandon this weeks chaos Ep after about 5 minutes of Shaubs tiny dinosaur head spewing out sounds. Edit: Sorry Chrissy**
For real be careful he may sue you haha search Fuck La by crack amico on here he drops bars talking shit about shaub hahaha it's a bit from real ass podcast but it is fucking hilarious
The only thing about cancelling a show that would suck for other people. Is they might.have made a trip around seeing you. If you cancel they might have already gotten time off of work, got a hotel and whatnot. Not complaining just I think sometimes celebs forget how much regular people have to bend backwards to get to go see shows.
I was put on Earth to have a son, I can’t imagine going through life without an heir. I seriously can’t imagine it. Ari is baffled at me and I’m baffled at him lol
are you being serious? I guess everyone enjoys different things but i just feel like the positives of not having kids far outweighs the positives of having kids. Also there’s millions of children needing homes and overpopulation is killing this earth. Why would i add another person to this world? If you’re gonna have kids i just feel like adoption is the way to go
@@BobbyTMF It’s not my problem bad parents are raising too many bad kids. I believe we should have less kids and care for them more. I know what I’m meant to do in life, and that’s help ensure the survival of my kind while changing the course of my bloodline from trivial cattle to leadership, and no amount of bullshittery that other people plague this planet with will change that.
@@BobbyTMF I’m with you, and get that everybody is different. I’ve been married 25 years and it’s never crossed either of our minds to have children. I have 2 younger brothers that also never wanted kids. For us, I think a lot of that comes from watching our parents and deciding on a different path. But props to dude who is all about raising a son. I hope you raise an incredibly capable, confident and compassionate saint. Set the best possible example that you can and make yourself live up to it.
ari had a vasectomy and he’s not wanted kids ever since he started this podcast. His life is amazing without children. I don’t want kids either i’d rather enjoy my life by doing what i want when i want too. we’re all different!
I didn't think I wanted kids. Had a daughter a year ago even though I'm almost 40.. It's way more fun than people say! I still get high as humanly possible all day, and continue to keep a job and help my wife with the baby. It's super fun. Our bodies and brains produce all kinds of chemicals when you look at your baby, smell them or see them go through development. It's crazy. Ari, you should have a kid if you can find a good wife! It gets you high.
"Help my wife" really says it all. On behalf of the women who get left with the bulk of the parenting, ESPECIALLY IF THE DAD TRAVELS FOR WORK WEEKLY, don't have kids. Go be the best uncle ever.
@@ETAisNOW 🤣 You're all deadbeats. That's the point. That's why all women walk so loud. We're annoyed with men who are just in the way until we kick them out. Then we have to applaud them for picking up their kids twice a month and taking them to eat junk food. Oh, and that $350 a month child support that's really killing them to pay is barely a drop in the bucket of what the kids cost each month. Just stick to video games and porn. There's enough broken kids in the world.
I love that Joey Diaz please tell me you stoll the hit I don't care your allowed to I just wanna make sure kids don't get it.... ya I took it of corse I did .....ok ok what ever aslong as kids don't get it hahahahahahahaha
Prol the latch on the other thing doesn't keep the door closed--See the windyness? If he goes out for smokes down the fire escape he can lock the door behind him. If he's inside, he can lock it, leave, and no one will fall out on his watch. Imagine the possibilities!
my mom had me, then 3 yrs later my sister and got her tubes ties. 7 years later she had a stomach ache that wouldn't go away and went to the doctor...well, I have a baby sister that is 10 years younger than me ;) good luck to those jewish vas deferens.
CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - One percent
00:00:42 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
00:01:23 - Intro
00:14:53 - Skeptic Tank Episode 469 Starts Now!
00:20:42 - Get tickets now!
00:23:00 - Back to the Episode
01:22:51 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:23:09 - Outro
On the off chance anyone on Ari's team looks at this...when is the "Jew" (special) coming out?
Guy complains about vax mandates. 15 mins later, “I will do literally anything to protect my kids. All I do is worry about not being able to protect them”.
A jew and a German do a podcast
Absolutely fantastic
He isn't German. Don't @ me with his lineage podcast results. Those tests are dubious at best. There have been different organizations that send out samples from identical twins to many different testing agencies and not only are the results between the agencies different, the twins always get different results. It's laughable because all they are doing is matching genetic traits found "generally" in populations but not exclusive to any populations.
This episode hit the spot, thank you guys
Hell yeah!
Mmmmhmm 🙏 damn right
💪😎
"I love my kids, and it has nothing to do with them..."
THIS is Chrissy Chaos at his truest and finest.
Ari is actually a really good interviewer. I am shocked that I havent watched this podcast until now
“Ooozing with confidence and thats sexy” Couldn’t have said it better myself 😂
You should have Roy Wood Jr guest host an episode with you as the guest.
With a Kobe mural in the background
This should have way more likes
Ahhh, a real comedian PodCast! Brendan ruined my algorithm. Thanks, guys!
I just watched Brendan on Schulz I was so happy to have this as a pallet cleanser
Thank god someone said it. Can’t stand him.
@@LimorG these narratives are getting out of hand bapa
That guy lives in so many people's heads rent free. I wish people would stop pretending to hate him just because it's trendy.
You go boy!!!! Can’t wait for the special!
By the way- having kids is the best.
There is no one more bad ass than a dad.
Chris congrats on the Speshy Weshy!
Anything beat sitting thru an ep of Schlob
Why are mfs so sexually attracted to that man they always commenting bout him I don’t even listen to him
"comedian"
Joe's special was great. Watching Chris' tonight after work. Today's comics are killing it.
Joe was being dismissive af
@@jacobponcedeleon8503 You mean in his special?
Thank you so fucking much for a non Brenda episode today
Glad I can at least watch Chrissy here. Had to abandon this weeks chaos Ep after about 5 minutes of Shaubs tiny dinosaur head spewing out sounds.
Edit: Sorry Chrissy**
Lol not a lie
glad i Wasn’t the only one who had to miss my Chrissy dose this week because of stupid Schaub
Preach
For real be careful he may sue you haha search Fuck La by crack amico on here he drops bars talking shit about shaub hahaha it's a bit from real ass podcast but it is fucking hilarious
th-cam.com/video/Pr2_0Pje_8I/w-d-xo.html
I died at the Chris bombing on the jumbotron story. Ari you're a national treasure.
When Chris tells Ari his girl offered to get rid of the kid but Chris wanted to keep it Ari said "YOU FKN IDDDOIOOOTT" 🤣🤣🤣
Thank u for doing this episode, I learned a lot
as a teacher with no kids and has to deal with parents, this is confirming my belief that having kids drives you crazy.
Such a great episode. Thank you Ari for being the spokesperson for us, the forgotten childless middle aged demographic.
aw
The only thing about cancelling a show that would suck for other people. Is they might.have made a trip around seeing you. If you cancel they might have already gotten time off of work, got a hotel and whatnot. Not complaining just I think sometimes celebs forget how much regular people have to bend backwards to get to go see shows.
Forget to act humble sometimes.
Great episode.. keep it up Ari
Lmao. Only Ari has a 10-strip for a bookmark
Y'all got Chris out there getting sun burnt
Chris the special was great!
Hell yeah, I love Chrissy !!!
I honestly think, if it actually happened, that Ari would be a great dad. Somehow. I know it
Often the people who would be good parents don’t want to be because they understand fully how much work and how important the job is.
@Darkstar A+
@@lifesquixotic agree
Why not have Roy Wood Jr. guest host sometime?
Great podcast!
Great episode!
Ari's channel is blowing up
Ari will you please find out what Chris puts in his hair? It's fabulous
Nice t-shirt Ari 👍
I was put on Earth to have a son, I can’t imagine going through life without an heir. I seriously can’t imagine it. Ari is baffled at me and I’m baffled at him lol
are you being serious? I guess everyone enjoys different things but i just feel like the positives of not having kids far outweighs the positives of having kids. Also there’s millions of children needing homes and overpopulation is killing this earth. Why would i add another person to this world? If you’re gonna have kids i just feel like adoption is the way to go
@@BobbyTMF It’s not my problem bad parents are raising too many bad kids. I believe we should have less kids and care for them more. I know what I’m meant to do in life, and that’s help ensure the survival of my kind while changing the course of my bloodline from trivial cattle to leadership, and no amount of bullshittery that other people plague this planet with will change that.
@@BobbyTMF DNA is more important than you think, adoption isn’t bad but it is not the same.
@@BobbyTMF I’m with you, and get that everybody is different. I’ve been married 25 years and it’s never crossed either of our minds to have children. I have 2 younger brothers that also never wanted kids. For us, I think a lot of that comes from watching our parents and deciding on a different path.
But props to dude who is all about raising a son. I hope you raise an incredibly capable, confident and compassionate saint. Set the best possible example that you can and make yourself live up to it.
@@ETAisNOW what makes a kid in adoption less important than “your” child with “DNA” ?
CHRISSSYYYYYYYYY
Excited for next weeks show!
Chrissy you’re the man
Wow. Feel this so much. Can never relax. Visions of doom
i have that too but the visions of doom are children thank god for vesectomys
He never called about the Medicaid 😂😂😂
Love Ari's couch 🖤
Ari's plant choice is hilarious because it HAS to be intentional. IYKYK
1300 dollars a month for education. Dang. That was our rent and we had 5 kids. No way were we going to private/ college school.
Praise President shaffir for not having Fat Brenda on today.
DiStefano gifted Ari 40k+ views, what a guy. And he didn't even capitalize the S.
Only complaint about Chrissys special is it's not nearly long enough! Absolutely loved it! I could watch him all day. This was a great episode!
I couldn’t get through it. Really like the guy though.
Love the end bit about black dudes so true
Cant wait for that Joe Rogan Podcast
Great duo
42:43 - explains why Bobby Lee is 37% gay
Nice!
I love you Ari and thank you for this one, Chris is one of my top 10 for sure and nice for pods
Edit: I can’t wait to see the Sam episode next 🥳
All hail Shockwave
Let’s get a POP#4 soon ok guys 👌
Loved the speshy weshy babe
Here for chrissy
great special!
Will you please record Ari Shaffir Jew and release it? I have been patiently waiting
Parenthood has made Chris funnier. When Ari finally becomes a dad it will be hilarious.
lol I don’t think he’s ever gonna become a dad
But parenthood has ruined Burr & D'elia.
ari had a vasectomy and he’s not wanted kids ever since he started this podcast. His life is amazing without children. I don’t want kids either i’d rather enjoy my life by doing what i want when i want too. we’re all different!
I don't think it's because Chrissy is a parent. He's found his voice. I see him as more confident in his art.
@@portlandsamber kids did ruin D'elia but it wasn't his own child.
I feel like I've heard Bert or somebody else mention "Skeptic Tank" as a show idea a while back. Anybody else remember?
nice daniel johnston shirt Ari if u havent seen the doc on his life its a must watch also daniel and duncan trussell have the same voice
I didn't think I wanted kids. Had a daughter a year ago even though I'm almost 40.. It's way more fun than people say! I still get high as humanly possible all day, and continue to keep a job and help my wife with the baby. It's super fun. Our bodies and brains produce all kinds of chemicals when you look at your baby, smell them or see them go through development. It's crazy. Ari, you should have a kid if you can find a good wife! It gets you high.
You know what also gets you high?
Drugs and it’s astronomically cheaper
@@Tim_Tuesday I'll take a whiff of my kids head over any other drug
"Help my wife" really says it all. On behalf of the women who get left with the bulk of the parenting, ESPECIALLY IF THE DAD TRAVELS FOR WORK WEEKLY, don't have kids. Go be the best uncle ever.
@@portlandsamber tf? You could also not have kids with deadbeats how about that?
@@ETAisNOW 🤣 You're all deadbeats. That's the point. That's why all women walk so loud. We're annoyed with men who are just in the way until we kick them out. Then we have to applaud them for picking up their kids twice a month and taking them to eat junk food. Oh, and that $350 a month child support that's really killing them to pay is barely a drop in the bucket of what the kids cost each month.
Just stick to video games and porn. There's enough broken kids in the world.
Bobby Lee throwing Ari under the bus w Schaub on H3 podcast. I guess he's due for one of those rage fueled Ari beatings.
THIS THONG IS OWNED BY ARI SHAFFIR
Omg MERCH
I hate you for being so loving.
I love that Joey Diaz please tell me you stoll the hit I don't care your allowed to I just wanna make sure kids don't get it.... ya I took it of corse I did .....ok ok what ever aslong as kids don't get it hahahahahahahaha
I'm glad Chrissy cute hips is on the show, but I thought Jewish people don't like pork/pig.
He looks like a German soldier and we're in to that roleplay 😍
Let's dance is the best Bowie album
Ari got that forever yamaka.
Nice for a you...
comment for support!!! THX MAN!!!!
Sick shirt Ari
Either I seen you at a Jacksonville Publix or it was your twin…either way it reminded me to get my tickets.
For those who are not aware, that plant on the table is known as a wandering jew
Why are some of you guys not doing hrs anymore. I have no life, I need more!
C O M E D Y
I read this in Normand's voice
If you play LCD sound systems during Depp's Trial u gotta hit
Ari and the bar stool guy look like twins don’t they ????
Its cool to know a kid, but I'll leave living with them to you
ill be your guest host.
You need to invest in a small collection of sunglasses
Great
intravenously mainlining that Pandy Wandy bump
Why does Ari's deadbolt have a key on both sides?
Prol the latch on the other thing doesn't keep the door closed--See the windyness? If he goes out for smokes down the fire escape he can lock the door behind him. If he's inside, he can lock it, leave, and no one will fall out on his watch. Imagine the possibilities!
You're high aren't you? 😉 😂 So he doesn't lock himself out when he goes out to smoke a cigar and bring it in before bed perhaps?
Holy shit, Ari is 48. mind blown.
Wasn’t ari just putting Chrissy on blast for his truTV deals right before this?
fuckin love you guys! great pod
This one made me not want kids, even more. Thanks guys 😘
Yesssss
Yo, who owns that banger of a song?
Hmmm I didn't realize May was Pride Month Chrissy
i would want to work out with my kids if i was a parent so they have good outlets to avoid addiction
what
we get it you're woke bro cool stuff your girl runs it bro so hip...woof too the guest
Great episode and guest. Ari is amazing. Comment for the engagement! Comedy!
So we just going to give up on the state of the union podcast or what?
No mention of Titi!?
when you look at Chris and then you look at Ari you start to understand the nazi party
Ari is a living antisemitic pamphlet
Who’s more real than ari?
my mom had me, then 3 yrs later my sister and got her tubes ties. 7 years later she had a stomach ache that wouldn't go away and went to the doctor...well, I have a baby sister that is 10 years younger than me ;) good luck to those jewish vas deferens.
This guy is so proud of his "knock her up" tactic. That poor gal. I hope she sees lotsa Yankee games.
He is an insecure mess. Tired of his act
❤️❤️❤️
1300 a month what in the fuck